Joe Rogan Experience #20180527 — Fight Companion - May 27, 2018 Transcript

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0:00 Three, two, one. It was a England card, right? What time is it in Africa right now? At 70. is in this is what everyone's saying is in the hospital and that she's had some serious issues Was it? So he goes forward and does work. when they still fight they're undefeated yeah it's a big advantage i think it's a form of cheating Whatever advantage that he got from not cutting that extra three pounds, now he's three and a half pounds.

2:52 Yeah, it's all fascinating, like a snake, back and forth. And closing that gap just goes out there and just mercs him. He's 25 years old. Demoralizing, yeah. I'm like, all right, it's more of an act. No jiu-jitsu. But you're going to have Gunnar Nelson and Neil Magno, which was a fun fight. Oh, my God. He's Kurdistan it says Who's Neil Magny fighting now

6:17 You rank number 1 14-2-1 for Wonderboy. How are you giving the interim title to Colby Covington, yeah, it goes a long way this day and age, but at the same time with RDA, So I'm hoping, not hoping, I think what their plan would be, RDA wins that, fights Woodley, Colby's the underdog in every one of those fights. He's going to be tough to beat. And if it does go to the ground

8:35 kicks with the hands. He just got his labrum repaired, which is not the worst shoulder surgery. hitting mitts, and it's only He was talking about all the different things he was going to do as far as therapy. It does work right now. Woodley will be back into the year, no doubt. Who do they? Yeah. Her hands from whooping that ass. Yeah. August 4th. It's not the greatest.

11:25 Dos Anjos, Colby, Covington, Holly Holm, Megan Anderson. CM Punk said, take a seat, y'all. But out of the game in entertainment, I'm like, I get what you're doing. What do you guys know about him? He's a weird body. It bothers me. Even if they wanted to do it in the UFC, have him on the prelims, put him on FS1, make it a fight pass thing. I don't know.

13:17 People are actually going. And he's going bald, so we're two for two. Unless he's trying to slip out of leg locks. Look at that pop-pop. Dude, have you seen... I forgot. That's a totally different country. God damn it, Teddy. That was Scotland, bro. That's Scotland for God's sake. That's a totally different country. Yeah, we were talking before the podcast about how good Renato La Ronja's Scouse is.

15:04 Mine? Yeah, a lot of pressure on that kid. Exactly. Here it goes. Yeah. Is that necessary? Jamie's vibrant today because it's game seven of the Cavs. Did you wake up and pray this morning, Jamie, They have a concussion protocol that's getting one of their players out. I like Kevin Love because he's a UCLA guy, but, God, man the fuck up. It's the rules.

16:53 Really? Oh, I know. No more Fox. I think it was a home run for the UFC man to land at. And then now it's on UFC Fight Pass, and now it's here. Where a baseball game goes long put on the UFC? We don't want to be the another really good fight on recently too. They contacted me, too. Make up my mind. And then he'll take over. Translating? Yeah. and felt really shameful because of that.

20:39 There's a flow and you're kind of connecting, going back and forth. Oh, we heard him. it's not as organic, you know? and not turning them into some corny-ass fucking interview. You know, I was having this conversation with Ken Jeong. The podcast, it's as big as it gets, man. If we film this, people are going to be a fan of you Like even Howard Stern would do interviews with people.

22:51 Yeah. Yeah. He pulls people's teeth out Old school He's a guy that If you're a hardcore fan You know who Josh Neer beautiful. Josh Neer, in my opinion. That's like the janitor will sweep you up. He's a guy that if you're a hardcore fan, you know who Josh Neer is. Yeah, true. John Lineker. He hit Homeboy with a body shot and he got knocked out. Steel?

24:35 the neighborhood and just gave yourself a nickname get the fuck out of here we're calling you this If it's 2018 and you're just starting out and you call yourself the Pit Bull, fuck off. It might be. Jack Russell. Yo, it's crazy. You ever see that? after these fucking rats. When they get them, they would go into holes and go after rats. Aren't there like 30, it's 30 million or 60 million rats or some shit?

26:40 And they're smart. to get rid of the rat shit oh fuck dude think of that hey use it as fertilizer that can't be good Yeah, he is. Yeah, he does. Gorilla-like. That bumps me out. Because Higgin and Jean-Jacques would always call me that because of the guillotine. Yeah, call me that. Tornado. No, I'm going to call it. Sounds dangerous. Tornado with an O.

29:26 In English, it's tornado. I'm like, why is it? That's a good nickname Joie Rouge No That's GSP for a half an hour is going on about his power. No bueno. 1997? John Danaher just living in the 90s. George and I, we went over the front leg sidekick first, When your knee is too low, you lose all the power. He's going to fight at 55? Larry Jones was this dude who was like...

32:07 Black dude or Chinese dude? You're walking by that taekwondo. Nightmare. And you're trying to get an angle. He was kind of throwing like a front push kick sidekick. At the knee. People forget that that was Hickson's greatest victory, because Funaki was the guy that people Huge. Yep, and I think it was either Took him out Holy shit We added them to combat jiu-jitsu because guys were getting too comfortable in purgatory.

35:24 Because you rarely see up kicks. So all they got to do is just get to their knees and start passing. They got to engage. Yeah, just engage. Because you rarely see up kicks in MMA. That's what it's all about. There's been probably, I would say, over the guy. Let's pass. Let's go. You're going to get smacked in the face hard. It's her first shot at the UFC.

36:44 Would it be illegal for Cyborg to fight a man? Do you know what I'm saying? You mark it. CM Punk against Cyborg. What would she do to him? I said that. I'm fucking with him. I did a podcast It's just, in my head. Sweats. That makes no sense to me. Show a little pride. It's Saturday night, man. That's like a three-piece suit up there. They're just happy it's not 150 below zero

39:44 What the fuck is wrong with that? What the fuck is wrong with that? You always have a nice shirt. I just posted this thing on Hypebeast. I might have more than 10% of the credit. Fannies are back. I want 10% of the credit for bringing that shit back. I just posted this thing on Hypebeast. They all wear fanny packs. You just picked him up and slammed the shit out of him.

40:41 It's his thing. fucking situation? Russia? That's what I was putting Yeah. In America, it's a little different, though, was an Olympic gold medalist. but it's still, because he started super. And again, goes back to your combat jiu-jitsu. Combat jiu-jitsu is such a good idea. Because are they going to continue with the fight pass? It's on the chin.

43:28 No, it's on the chin. The only problem you'd have to worry about is now that people are going to have to subscribe I think the fan base stays. What? There's no fight pass cards? I think Fight Pass is awesome, and if you want to just go old school and watch a bunch of great old fights, it's the best format on the planet Earth. Yeah. I think the difference is-

45:27 he could have, pushing back. Yeah. Yeah. We're not getting rid of EBI. that means there's no really right totaling 30 full events annually Oh, that's interesting. Tuff is a dying breed. Yeah, everyone's just over it. Am I wrong about that? Nick Newell. He fought for a world title against Justin Gaethje. just guys in the gym? They're like, dude, There's so many guys like that now because it's such a popular sport.

49:27 Fuck, man. Yeah, that's true. I see what you're saying. It should be one so they're familiar with it and then boom. out. You think? No, seriously. Yeah. Yeah. He started off super hot and then lost his last two. Llamas is world title contender. They're like okay It's tough Amir His dad is a Cuban exile. I just didn't want to fuck with him before his fight.

52:55 Interesting. He's going to fight Yes But it's typically when guys act like that, I usually write them off like, fuck that dude. That would be amazing. Woo! And then I had to go and meet some friends. and I just have my shorts on. No, it was the weirdest dream of my life. What car was it, Joe? It's like, fuck. open. I remember mine last night. I don't want to do this.

55:47 You ever have those dreams? No! This fucking dude is in high school with you. Because when I used to DJ at strip clubs, I had a good time. You got to be sharp. And I'm like, I'm going. They're all getting lap dances. she goes, I got a plan. in my dream ever do i realize that i make money teaching jujitsu never it's always i lose my job You have to have the fake.

58:27 All right, guys, put those hands together for London. It won't cut through. She's got some unfortunate tattoos. No, you got to go all out. Jason Knight. Well, very fucking, that domestic abuse thing is a bummer, man. I'm like, well, fuck you. Alan Belcher's jiu-jitsu is pretty awesome for MMA. fucking time. Belcher just dismantled He had Dean Lister and Davi Ramos

1:01:11 It took him a month Immunity He was like, I'm going to beat the shit out of him. That is it that is fucking crazy has been talking just for one round where at least And, you know and was really promising, Pulled guard. He's talking shit to him. Bicep control, and then he postured up at the perfect time, broke through those legs. Dude he has a lot of

1:03:55 Well that style You can't take a shot Exactly. Oh, guillotine. Okay. Especially when you get kicked right above the knee. Oh, shit, dude. Yeah, guys that are fighting today, there's a whole bunch of them. I think by now he should have. Why did he do that? He should have stayed on top. Oh, he did it again. He's recovering. Just triangle his legs. But what he's trying to do is clear the neck.

1:06:38 Oh, shit. You ain't talking shit anymore. God damn. How about he start talking shit? How about he stood up and start talking shit again? Damn. Listen, man. If that fight was two minutes longer, he could you like it or not. It's a bad idea, man. You almost had him in a triangle. Listen, man, You know how hard it is I'm not saying it is, I'm a fan of it

1:07:58 But if it's not suicidal And McConaughey still taking big, deep breaths. I like watching him fight, but I also like a guy coming back from two fights down. Come on, boys. In Asia, 1FC is huge. UFC's in Asia too now, son. Exactly. But that's our number two, right? They're killing it right now It's crazy that they don't have Cause he's a light heavyweight

1:10:17 Americani wins it. Oh, nice uppercut, too. Oh, shit. Triangling the body. The new scoring system. I think the 10-point system is stupid. Ridiculous. him down now here. No, obviously she doesn't want to be down there. He could hit a triangle right here. Meat control. Look at that. He's got a meat hook right now. He could hit a triangle right here. a win for Jason Knight.

1:13:16 a round apiece. Like zero nuts. It's giant. Never. That's just the way it goes. That's what it leads to to stand him up. how to fight off your back. It makes it so you don't have to learn jiu-jitsu. We have get downs, baby. They don't even think about it. Amir Khan, he's a strong wrestler, man. He's trying to throw some shit up. But of course, brother.

1:16:08 What does it say like He's gotta fucking UFC, MMA, and me. But Amir Khani is not doing jack shit. He's trying to stack them and just pressure through and just survive here. They're going to stand him up? That is true. Stand up But it's weird There it is. But how much of this should be scored with Jason Knight controlling off of his back and going for submissions versus Amir Khani literally here doing nothing.

1:18:37 He's not putting him in threat. Hey, that's part of the sport. Yeah, now he passed. Ooh, he could have a 10-finger choke here. I think it was a punch that hurt him. Eddie, what's that technique? I forgot the Peruvian. necktie, because he's from Peru. It could be a draw. Is this guy from the UK? Damn. You know, he didn't do anything on top, but those takedowns count.

1:21:08 was that little Pequeño guy. I think he was an Andre Penedares guy from Nova Unión. Secret guillotines. That's a great grip. then you're good then this is amazing but if you don't beat his hand beat his hand then the guillotine Yes, it does. So that's when Marcello was fucking people up with that on the daily. Yeah. That's tough for... Yeah. Who's he calling out?

1:24:43 To the rest of the crowd He's trying to get a fight with Dominic Cruz. Yeah, it is next week, right? Is that Saturday? Trying to get weird. Callan's hustling right now, getting ready to do his special, right? He said he's amped up. stage well he was telling me that because netflix some of the references he has they're like you The 1st? You're looking at it.

1:26:51 Couple of the old twos going at it. Real comedians go out all the time. It's so crazy seeing you do it stand-up. like a mini podcast thing corny. That room That's where he did it? Yeah. That room's amazing. There's no conspiracy theories going on with those crowds. that was a lot of fun ontario is a great room ontario levity that's a great snark a lot of

1:29:25 no way when you told it with these guys I just want, I like to laugh. they use those subjects because they know it's going to get a cheap laugh. there was a bridge across uh in um sydney this is crazy bridge it's like two miles long or something He's like, get the fuck out of here. And he was a mile into it. Agent, not an Asian. There's a stage where other people are trying to tell you what to do.

1:32:06 the fuck alone stage. in an agent's eyes. change your hair. He doesn't tell either one of us shit. And got some success He's going somewhere now way he's still in new york yep yeah yeah he's hilarious. He keeps that way. He's still in New York? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he went to fucking Asia, dude. I'm too scared to do that. Oh, don't go to Canoga Park.

1:34:34 I thought he looked like he was in your dick. Dude. drag them into some shit, put some drugs in their drinks and boom. That's how they got them in the hostel. got to be very hard to settle down. I mean, maybe start a pottery business or some shit. Did they get eaten by cannibals? What's that picture of the head in the upper left-hand corner? Dude, maybe Brazil's like,

1:36:44 The fucking Amazon's there. Amazon's crazy. Dude, the world. Yeah. I mean, they do. They do. The fucking Amazon's there. How crazy is that? You did the greatest promo ever for your Discovering History channel show. This is in Argentina. And they're so proud of their Nazi history. He said, I'm out. to a country with so many beautiful women. So they don't trust guys.

1:38:59 I'd love what the fuck, man? did Hitler die in that building That history's wrong. I love that guy, man. tim kennedy damn that's a stephen seagal movie isn't it yeah it is it is. Terrible movie. I was a fan as a kid. But yeah, and then he also has Hunting Hitler His side chick's killing people. This card's kind of bullshit, man. That's where it started.

1:41:36 I'd have to look. You're getting paid, right? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? sam was telling me you're killing it the other night i had a good set friday night that's what you guys are at Cobb's on Friday Friday at Cobb's yeah never never been there a But yeah. How much material do you have right now? and fleshed out. Yes, exactly. but don't write anything out

1:45:01 this line is kind of funny Oh, cool, cool. you got to write shit out. maybe you shouldn't write shit out. at the Ontario Improv. you know what I mean every set's mixed up whatever like it's the bullet points the funny parts's like say if you had a bid on building a table whatever you're gonna have to kind of yeah like the latest Chappelle, You know Joey shooting my Monday night in Vegas.

1:47:13 Christina P., Tom Segura's wife, is in that. I love her. Trying to get that extra blow up. Yeah. same marketing. With that, it's different. Holy shit. What I tell other young comics Because a lot of comics are funny and D'Elia? should probably follow that plan molded and honed you don't want to let that go wouldn't do it right but when you get to a point when you get a bit so tight and so finely tuned

1:50:49 You got to go through that. hurricanes. You just riff dude it's an amazing resource to have those shows where someone just yelled he used to call it There's one guy who's fucking, he's really good. But on the spot, I don't know, man. no, I'm lying to you. Yeah, Tuesday night. I would try that. When was that? tuesday june 12th yeah i fucking love it man it's it's really fun and it's always packed too

1:53:28 The stand up on the spot thing is better because it's not that it's not past bits. It's gotta be new shit. And you know the dudes were drunk The fuck do you do? I've witnessed many, many people getting torched by joe once Joe without a mic, you're still fucked. He's trying to get through a story. And it was a longer story. You could And he's like, honey, he's trying to get through a story.

1:55:14 He goes, you want to do this? Oh that's when you have to acknowledge it At the store I mean zero People have earpieces on. They shot him right on the front porch. and these drunks, to the comedy store now If you go to the comedy store on a Tuesday night, you're going to have a sold-out main room, 400 people. Two main room shows every night are both sold out now.

1:57:59 It's making more money now than in the history of the club. All since you've been back. And they don't deny it. It's the golden age of comedy right now. He was just up at the OR. I was like, God, I can't wait for him to come back here. Top five guys at the Comedy Store right now that are regulars. Hinchcliffe's been killing. Bert Kreischer. It's a fucking

1:59:52 I mean I was walking and I was like The greatest time ever for stand-up. I went, oh my God. I'll do spots where I can, but they're not releasing my shit. know why he did like letting those kids do that and put those things up. It's a ghost town. But then the improv's still doing. The piano would fuck up the whole show for anybody that was on the right side of the stage.

2:02:09 They'll have like real shows that are really funny, but they also have like some bullshit, and they had for years who does cruise ships. goes on yeah it's on my show oh it's your show yeah wednesday nights i do one thursday night All you guys. fucking around, It's the best. You know when you walk into is you lose all the fun. And that sneaky way is talking shit.

2:04:49 I can go listen to I still love it. I still love watching it. I still love watching it. If someone's killing, I still love it. fucking ridiculous. This is ridiculous. fighting james james white do you know anything about him? Craig White. He got injured? and Johnny Hendricks. That's why I was so impressed with Dos Anjos. Bald guy? Bald guy. He's got a, he, he, uh, triangled someone from the Mount, uh, years ago.

2:07:44 It must've broke off and slid up. Yeah, it must've tore. Cause they tear missing a tricep. You look at one of his arms, his tricep is non-existent. It must have broke off He got KO'd by somebody good. there pull up his his record look at this There we go. His actual fights. Matt Serra was going off about the referee. yeah I think so they need to relax

2:09:38 Oh, shit. Yeah, he did. First round, baby. Great cardio, long. I mean, seriously, man. Also a Denver thing, right? You know him well. Is Nate retired? What's the Lord saying? He was always super religious. One of the greats. Elbows and uppercuts, son. Should I answer the phone if he calls? He's terrible about that She's fucking smoking though, right?

2:12:35 Maybe he's calling me. Fight Companion Live. I got time to watch people What are you doing to show at Cobbs? Martian comedy. Then I'm going to pop a fucking podcast. And where at? Really? There's no tickets available And go down there and represent There's nothing available. 28, 28, 28. and let them, shots like when fucking to tear down the knee until you can't take it no more you know i'm saying that's the strategy right

2:16:51 So the first 11 minutes, Like your guy against Edson Barbosa. He picked his shots. Like your guy, I guess, Edson Barbosa. Aaron Pryor. That's right. of that fucking milk. Clap it out. Panama Lewis. That was a great fight, man. Is it called The Bottle? Cocaine. Not that one. He got hurt before that. All right. Thank you. Who's better? win over a big guy in Donald Cerrone

2:20:05 Is it Fox's decision? This is the problem, though. Just make them fight. Darren Till's got those That's those old school I don't know like one crazy night? I'm putting her on my back. You're into that one. Listen to that crowd, man. He's big, but so is Wonderboy, man. But who named Wonderboy Wonderboy, and who named the Gorilla the Gorilla? You call yourself Big Brown?

2:22:51 Oh, there you go. Well, I didn't know Dan Hart. There's some fucking rules here, bro. as a martial arts tournament, everyone else is like, I agree. That was like a fucking shoot. God damn. big. I ran into him in between fights when he was fighting 55, and he was 200 pounds. How tall is Dos Anjos? 5'9". I think he's 5'9 The tailpiece I'm all proud of it fuck yeah that leg uh

2:26:11 What did they want to do to you? I just had knee surgery and then shoulder surgery. It's $25,000, though. It's hard to tell. and now they're taking stem cells from here instead of there. He's been down there twice. Here we go. Yeah, there's a lot of respect for shirts. Here we go. Look at the size of Till's fucking thighs. Leg kick right away by Till.

2:28:57 He didn't look that good, but he knocked him out. with a you know a pool of thousands and thousands of people. Tries that switch kick off the front leg. Well, this is the perfect kind of style for him, too. Even though, remember, he just beat Masvidal. and he put him in a weird position where he was off balance. Oh, shit. Look, Till's a little hesitant now.

2:31:03 I agree. They're just trying to figure each other out. It's hard to find a training partner who's going to emulate Wonderboy, man. No. They're seven hours ahead Eight thirty at night 8.30, bro. Nobody should have that. It's ridiculous. Just in the morning, it's dark. He's all into Harry Potter and shit now. Yeah, hell yeah. I was scared. The Springfield there.

2:33:58 So far. It is every, think of like, have you ever done that, there's the thing at Disneyland No, Disneyland has soaring over the world. Till getting a little more aggressive. I know. Yeah, give it to Wonderboy. So it's not necessarily you could give it to Wonderboy on that. This fight's about to get loose in the third round, I feel like. Ooh, look for it.

2:36:13 Who else has he beaten? No, early on he had one stoppage. because this is the style that Wonderboy really does like. Nope. Yeah. They both do, don't they? We need Hanato in here. Liverpool, I think, is Ozzy Osbourne. Till's just trying to figure out and pin him down, but, man, it's not there. I wonder if Till's going to feel any pressure to get a finish.

2:38:38 Oh, I'm sure. We got Michael Venom Page, right? I heard. Ooh, those are two very good fights Scotland. Ooh. Here it is. Michael Van and Paige. I mean, I don't know how many times they fought, but they fought point fighting. Here we go. He's moving fine. Two rounds so far and no shot to the knee yeah he doesn't land anything to the head nothing wonder boy's knee seems fine he's moving fine two rounds so far no shot to the head yeah oh kick to the body

2:41:58 But they did show the replay, the knee buckling of Wonderboy. And he threw some kicks with that left leg. He can't. versus counter striker. The man signed off And then just walks off. Fucking nasty. Starts praying. Yeah, crazy, right? That was one of the worst knockouts ever. And then just walks off. My heart hopes so. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's retired.

2:43:59 A couple times. Ooh! I don't know much cranes him, right? He might be fine in an opening for that one-two blitz. Are they English judges? Oh, no. He's trying to get a little too much TV time. A cock fight Oh now You'd feel so cheated. Yeah, he does. That made it. Yeah. Who cares? juice is worth the squeeze This is his first main, well, first time. Oh, does he?

2:48:54 first 10 fights were there wow yeah he went down that just went to live down there they had to get And his coach told him, hey, you got to get out of here, man. if you get caught brother-in-law he got caught with a knife? Her brother's crazy? Wonder Boy looking for that left hand over the top. That's for damn sure. Oh elbow over the top Ooh, good kick to the body.

2:51:03 It's on both legs, too. And now he hasn't gone back then, has he? Yeah, nothing big has happened where you go, oh, that guy definitely is in control of the fight. I'm on the edge of my seat. I don't know. But he's won previously. Yeah, he's wobbling a little on the back to his corner. This fight's been pretty lackluster So they give one to one to Boy

2:53:09 But not because of what you think, right? Just kidding. Can I get something? him, but everybody seems to think he's a really good guy. Yeah. And he should. Yeah, I think if I would count up all the different In Liverpool. Pushed out. But Wonderboy keeps moving That's fucking weird. But he doesn't. goddamn corner? killer instinct in this. You don't want to risk it.

2:56:42 Guillotine. Little bit of time to go But look where you hurt him That's what tail lifts were. Look at this. Maybe Till just thinks he has him in the bag. Oh, and he's been going through a lot. He'll be hard-pressed. It wasn't like he wasn't trying. He's a nightmare for everybody. You don't know who gives a fuck about that. If you're my friend and you have Metro PCS, we are not friends anymore.

2:59:47 fucking left hand. Let me see this. other strikes that land, do they Clobbering. Clobber. You think Till? Some rebel. exit strategy. She's everywhere, fucker. I think they want people it's Vegas Here we go Unanimous I couldn't hear it. I think you used some potty language there. They have such a specific way of talking. You'd have to hear him. You have people asking me.

3:04:07 It's going to be worse. You out. Yes. Right. I had candy as soon as I was done You went to see it by yourself? My wife took my son I like buying some candy. but back in the day, because nobody likes leaving movies. Oh, no, you can't talk them into it. I heard Deadpool 2 is amazing. I appreciate that. Till, if I had to bet on one of them being the world champion, it'd be Till.

3:06:52 And it made it a hard fight for Till to keep his composure Now, I'd like to see him against a guy Let me see RDA, Usman, or lines yet. I think you let the young lines go the best fights they can make whatever the fuck works very fun fight to watch they know that he's probably well, well north of that. No, she was like it was like that. It was like a hoist versus uh that that Dutch kickboxer with the pants

3:09:15 It looked like that chick never trained. I'm just saying that. You're right. pay-per-views. I'm fine with that. It was one of the stipulations. If you notice like Stop doing it. was uh fox actually paid me less money less money to do the events on fox so i was like you guys I go, listen, I do commentary. That was the pond. If you don't like the way I do it, that's fine.

3:12:03 They thought I said nice a lot. this is, it's not an option for you to direct me and tell me to do it the way you like it because you think that that's better. You get It's because I feel that way But it's not like they fought for me when I quit either. But I don't know if Reebok's exploding. They didn't know they were screwing over fighters. We'll take care of you in this way.

3:14:46 but he was the one I gotta get out of here soon, boys. Punchline, Sacramento? bye