Joe Rogan Experience #20181111 — Fight Companion - November 10, 2018 Transcript
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0:00 Here we go, here we go. Oh, longer than that. We've got to fall and kind of put him out to sea, man. Peter if you bring in Ringo. When this Pete, Pete Best, he was there in the beginning, man. there was nothing like that before that that There's people who say that that was when they see certain dudes, There's no Instagram. and it's 19 what? Dude, they didn't even
2:43 of them girls screaming? way they sing and play music together is so magical and it's so unprecedented and it's a new So it's possible. Listen, those applause lights, they're not a conspiracy. I had to grab their big asses out of the crowd. of the audience, but there's No. I listened to the White Album just the other day. They had dickhead haircuts.
5:08 And this movie, or this book, rather, the Malcolm Gladwell book, was all about extraordinary In front of audiences? b-rolls at the cavern club is what it was called. I think no, where is the place that they they performed early in their career? And then think about that Pete Best dude. So we're looking at the Beatles like we already know they're awesome.
7:07 We see it too much. What are they called? But there's like the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block and shit. You've heard of Babymetal? It's gigantic. I can't. And then they, it's, you're talking 14 hours a day. used to do that with, uh, they used to do that with bands, Studios would sign actors to contracts, right? We haven't said anything about the fights.
9:31 35. I was at the mall today I mean, just ass out the back, bro. It's a good time. That was a safe ass place. What are the fucking odds of that? I think his mom called the cops. There's a hundred thousand that don't. But you know how many people have mental health issues and none of them are going to blow people up or shoot people? You definitely should arrest someone who does evil shit, right?
12:26 We know that. I'm a fucking moron. And how many people are lacking some sort of coaching or lacking some – But also, if you look at the mass shooters, a lot of them are, quote unquote, losers. Always white. attacking and killing people. They're monsters. That's not what I'm saying. It's like there's a psychological. We're all stupid. It's how people can do intercontinental warfare.
15:37 towards immigrants like mexicans and hispanics and uh he sat him down because he thought he's Yeah, I was watching it. They called me While I was smashing. like it's a smash pass you know what I mean No, it was a judge's decision. I don't either, but if you explain it. They started out as these really badass break dancers, So he's got both. You got some...
18:01 He deserves it, man. I think Khabib said him or GSP, right? Kevin Lee triangles him. Lando fucking came at him, dude. Yeah, for sure. Those are no punks, man. Josh Thompson, Monster, Barbo is a fucking beast. Look at this. Abel Trejo, Danny Castillo. Those are no punks, man. Needs more. It's just something that happened. So I thought even as good as he looked, that's not even him at his...
20:13 He looked very in tune. The nose shit told me that Matreon does the same thing. down to 170. that he sustained from driving his car and crashing. Concussion? a good doctor that has this good cognitive therapy oh really so he's had some kind of though. That's crazy. These guys decide that some of them decide, you know, you talked into those boxers and they're like no i think it was uh lomachenko and uh wild ago
23:33 You've got big ass puffy gloves and Especially at that level. of guys that will still talk to you about the benefits he wants him in danger. He's so technical. But you're already there. Well, you know Chuck Liddell, he's not with Hackleman for this TRT's fight. I don't know Einstein. He's working with Antonio McKee. He's a damn good fighter for a long time, right?
26:43 Oh, my bad. But that's where Chuck's at. that? It's amazing. Have you been there, Chuck? No, man, I've never been, but I've seen all But look at this. He's got to be aware. And he cuts a shitload of weight, too. Just a real dangerous dude. Snoop Dogg's got real balls. You know what I mean? Everybody knows Mario Lopez can box. Lopez can fight. He's been in Wild Card West forever.
29:53 He was a porn star. Black guy? Tyler Knight. Is he still dicking girls down or is he just older? He had one of them smokers. So it was a real fight. He seems like a guy who really does. He looks younger than everybody in here. on his pretty face, dude. I haven't watched looks like he got stung He's out there killing it up. He takes pictures with fans.
32:22 He's hilarious. He always destroys. He's really, really unique. All those Legion of Skanks guys, those guys are the best. They're just Dave Smith, who I've had on my podcast at Gang of Times. it was about the, It's hilarious. Ari's not there to play games. Do Tom and Bert work out all the time? But, bro, it's all in where they're starting from. And Bert's been kind of –
34:47 Yeah Super jacked I was thinking of Chris D'Elia's tweet. dude Dali is so silly he's so silly bored all day till he gets on stage and he just does silly coffee shop just making fun of people why he keeps going out. And I told him, Oh my God. You hear this? It's ridiculous. huge on Vine before it went away I mean you're talking he's one of the main stars on Vine man
38:17 Then he goes, dude, something's wrong with my microwave. for whatever reason. The best. I love Chris because he dresses like a fuckboy, too. Do you know any, Eddie, do you know any clothing designers? No. this you're a big old gorilla of a guy you got big dick energy fat dick you're Love it. I saw Aubrey and Whitney had on it, and Aubrey had this, or I'm sorry, Box and Burn, and
40:24 Well, listen, I don't know What it is Well listen Yeah I don't know Pretend it's not yeah totally i was watching uh a clip the other day from tropic You can't make fun of playing a person but Saturday Night Live that other people have done it since then That was fucking 10 years ago. No. Do they have to have white lips? That's what the white does? So this is what they did, and they wouldn't let black
43:15 Who's that? These days, you can't talk about shit no more but the gender Man, dude born as man, but woman inside. And then there's asexual, that's seven. Saturday, Saturday night, I'm a fucking chick. was listening to it because there's parts of it that are so preposterous because there was a guy fucking crazy and the guy was a man you can't question
45:46 kind of delusion that's involved mental sickness again maybe or but the thing is if he wants to do 50%. I mean, that's huge. You chop it off, you're going to lose all those orgasms. They keep their dicks. We're missing the craziest girl TKO of all time. Big elbow. Hey, it's a fight game. Nice, man. Don't cut it off. Probably, yeah. very young and they're a boy and they wish they were a girl and then they get
48:59 guys came up behind her hit her over the head with a bottle just for being transgender. Oh, Jesus Christ. Knocked her out on the street. neighborhoods and what's going to happen out of them. about how you get, he's a black comic too, Are they, the, You talked about his accomplishments. Yeah, because everyone deals with depression. Ari Shaffir used antidepressants correctly.
52:14 He got successful as well. yeah yeah and he you know he and i talked about it i'm um i'm trying to remember exactly how he Yeah, beer in a can. But I think that can't be discounted. how lucky you are I'm going to I'm going to fucking focus on on getting stronger today. You know what I mean? you would appreciate your life if you got framed for murder right now just right now all of a sudden
54:51 I don't give a shit. Especially where you're at, brother. They were saying the Northern California fire was moving at, what was the number? You know what's crazy is how damaged cars are getting. Do we know how it started? God. A lot of aluminum. Regular fire melts aluminum? Think about who you're talking to right now. Tires are flammable? I don't know how they do it.
57:32 not like it's not a fire like oh a fucking phone book caught on fire and it melted a wheel no it's 50 mile an hour winds. These cars got murked. in a regular glass, they crack. Yeah. Anything. How it started? There's some crazy people out there saying that they're being started by some fucking From electric boxes going out or wires going down. There's just a lot of weird shit out there.
1:00:15 it's a dry old wood His house is fucked. Bud Brutsman? And these embers fall from the sky and then they light everything up in flames because All the grass. where i'm at i'm sure i'm sure it's no sure. It's no joke, dude. This fire is massive. There's salt in it. Yeah, it's too expensive. No, they use all our water. If there was almonds that were doing us in the whole time.
1:02:55 No, they don't have that much money. There's like a survivor filter They just can't figure out seawater. We're running out of water. I'll tell you why they can't. Just pull that water out and then who owns it? Mile just keep sucking water out. Yeah, imagine There's like a mile to the beach now and you know all these Malibu people to show up at the fucking County board meetings
1:04:56 real quick. Darius is a monster. He had a tough loss, right? does that how you say his name Moises oh Tiago Moises he's from ATT he fought in EBI combat It's tight. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking about. Look at that. but man, Yeah. Big dude. That's nuts. That's hilarious. bounced his forearm off of Mike But he couldn't wrestle, okay? Can't grapple either.
1:07:55 knockout power. It's a tough matchup for Cowboys. The Jake And then before that, though, Alan Joban beat him with super technical. It was very technical. kudos to him for recognizing oh brilliant yeah making some adjustments and i think he definitely He was more dangerous. It was like There's something about seeing him with Darren Darren till we see how big Darren is at
1:10:09 Way bigger. You don't think it makes sense? He doesn't have a dance partner. This is the moneymaker in me. You give him Colby Cometon, who's a shit talker. This is only one fight. X's and O's, Jamie, you got a name, right? That's going to be a hard fight for Ben. a Darren Till or a Colby Covington, I want to see what the fuck he can do to a real former world champion who's fought at the highest level.
1:12:31 Ben Askren when he was at the UFC, they put a camera on him how fucking popular he is. can do against the fucking ruthless one, He's had multiple periods in his career. time, but he did wrestle Maybe, maybe, maybe, but finding out is going to be entertaining as fuck. He's a fucking two-time world champ. Good takedown defense. He lost to Dos Anjos with a great dos anjos right has askren fought anybody at
1:15:13 He's not a world champion in the UFC. Is there something about Lawler that Askin can talk shit about? Remember, people thought- Oh, my God, I got this new kid, Robbie Lawler. Yeah, so for sure it's the toughest opponent He had a hard time with a Russian something's up. He has bionic hands or something. And guys we know that are good grapplers. How long did it take?
1:17:20 Like, who is this guy? He takes fucking knees when he shoots Fedor was a big one. Melvin? You know what I mean? Once you suggest the fire, Dana blocked him on Twitter. What if they party Listen 32 It's been years. so I won't even say what he said. I'm not going to get hit. or wrestling and striking punch there. So Jay Heron, look at that. a lot of experience striking. That was after he
1:20:44 test of his UFC career, but I'm just, and the fight got stopped Darius just felt it. Oh, my goodness. Why not just use the regular leg hooks? He was the first one. When you look at what he did, he was using X guard, anybody living. Because in those early Abu Dhabis, you had a bunch of wrestlers who were masters at controlling human beings without clothing.
1:24:32 and his first year in Abu Dhabi, Like really big? Think about that shit. watched some of it. exciting shit. And you know, Start our own league, bro. I wish them well. How is that tough? MMA's not going anywhere, into their mouth, every casual fan turns on Fox or ESPN, whatever it's going to be on, Or do we go, well, nothing we can do. They think that'd be the one thing.
1:27:15 dudes with leather helmets on. dude throwing fastballs. Then the first black guy came in baseball and was like, what the fuck? Damn, dude. He kind of hit people a little bit with that stick. No, I played college lacrosse. You hit the arms. There's no money in it. That's not illegal? You're allowed to hit each other with a stick, run into each other like that?
1:29:04 It looks like a great game if you like concussions. It's fun to play. I don't watch a ton of Jiu-Jitsu either, and Jiu-Jitsu's great. Then you don't like it. You don't like Jiu-Jitsu. You don't watch it. Is it great? I love it. I love it. Do you follow it? I don't watch a ton of You guys never seen lacrosse? They're hitting each other with the sticks, and they're KOing each other with elbows.
1:30:12 The cardio, best shape I've ever been in. I'm just saying, if you ain't following it in your car right now? I'll never forget going to the car stereo store with him. Yeah, we were trying to figure out what to do. Yeah. It makes the experience better. And I try to drive to the pro therapy doctor you the MRI. Yeah Okay, but I did not yell at you like that.
1:32:49 He's like, yeah, I got you, bro. There you go. They're pretty cool, yeah. Dude, that thing was so, like, it was a piece. Nobody wanted to come pick me up for parties. Yeah, I mean, I love you guys. They're doing the throwback. Tough fight for Raquel. This is a joking way. If DC and John were gay. I don't think that's what it is. They don't care Exactly
1:35:51 It doesn't have to be gay. Holy shit, girl. This is my theory. My theory that so there's a, If they were heterosexual, everybody would be making moves on them. You're crazy. I think there's just some women like to fight, and maybe more lesbians like to fight than It looks like, let's take a UFC fighter. If she was single. I'm in the fucking fight game.
1:37:49 But if you're lesbian And you're gonna have Look at all the lesbian fighters This is what I think with the trainers this is the best there's no history of top fighters that are Can you imagine all the dick that would be flying at her? just in jujitsu, Get so much dinner Jiu Jitsu girls Let me go train at that school on Saturdays. I'm just saying. And beat the fuck out of Raquel Pennington Who's a beast
1:40:13 Of I'm not even gonna say his name but what I'm saying is you would think of people We all know this. Or if you're gay, you're going to do creepy shit with guys? So what are you saying? No, no, I'm just saying there's a lot of them. If they're gay, they're willing to suck that producer's dick. That's not. Really high level stand up. Well, here's why I agree with you.
1:42:54 Twice. She's a world champion, dude. Is she a lesbian? No, she's Not when it comes to the striking game. 37-0. Why didn't she want Cyborg? Straight up scared. At first she said her hand hurt. she's a big woman to 135 135? No, 145. Just think about that now cyborg is basically somewhere in that same range. Oh, Durandamy just hit her Durandamy looks so nasty. Look how good her striking looks. Hey, listen, I gotta get out of here. I gotta Amanda's too small. Duran to me looks so nasty.
1:45:36 What time does it start? damn congrats man time flies business meeting Yeah, man. Like they're all around. I got fucking a bunch of turtles, They're way more relaxed. If you don't train and you're not a doctor. ha ha, now you got to live like us. They know the spots and shit? you don't have to worry walking around able to fall Some throwaway Oh, that scared me.
1:48:38 Congrats, man. See you guys. And you have an extra friend Damn She's forcing Raquel into movements. She's a 145-er, and Pennington's been fighting at 135. She's tough as shit, though, dude. I think. It's scary because it's real similar and maybe Duran to me is even more lethal with all the different things. I'm not hating at all, and she's more aggressive and reckless.
1:51:36 Off balance, no. Athletic. It was real close. Grabbing the shorts? What happened? I think it was either short or fence grabbing. Something happened. It seems like a foul. Straight back, right? I'm not going to knock down here. fighting Zabit, we're going to cut you. Then he's like, stuff. Well, you know what, man? as an opponent for Cyborg is, first of all, her last fight with Raquel Pennington.
1:54:40 I didn't listen to the press conference. She wants to keep it on and be comfortable with it on and hopefully get above 145 so she can cut a little. There's a number. So if Amanda Nunes is the 135-pound women's champion, what does she actually weigh? Because I know Lockhart worked with her. 50s She's big girl She punches so long She could be bigger than 170. I'm saying she's rolling around 60s.
1:56:57 She walks around at 185. Interesting. I'm getting to work more and more, getting light, but I really have to be on top of my weight now. 25 pounds, man. I might just be bro science right now. Especially when it comes to women. want to do that again, so it blows up. But then there's guys like fucking Till and Woodley. Cowboy needs this, right? But it is for everybody. It's just highlyboy. It's just a shit situation, man. But it is for everybody.
2:00:02 it puts him in this position where he's learning, he's certainly Yeah, it is. So this is by far his toughest fight. Yeah, that's what I think, man. And the way he did that Rick Story one, dude, he's just touching him up. The guys who don't play his games, Matt Brown, He really did. He didn't just Yeah, you hit that forehead. So do that and quicken punch in the face.
2:02:37 He really does love the sport. James Vick is a fucking big guy. Big fight for James Vick. which I think if you're going to fight a weight He takes it, too. Shit, man. To who? No doubt. Or he's fighting a really fucking good guy in Edwards and Darren Till, If you can't keep him off you, if you can't clip him and keep him off you. Knocked him. And doing rap albums and shit.
2:05:44 He got upset that we were talking about CM Punk, I said he's a good fighter. So if you're going to allow CM Punk to fight in the UFC... Tyron thought for some reason I was talking shit about him, but I'm most certainly not. Yeah, it's his boy. I feel like someone said he fought at 185 pounds in his boxing match. And then he goes- Oh, good lord. when he fights in Denver.
2:07:25 I don't know fought at 70 I think Logan Paul 190? Also, Logan Paul's way younger, a lot younger, vibrant. are people who had a little bit of it when they were younger, like a little bit of karate, When did you get heavily into striking? in a movie he looks like andre ersky, miniature size. But he looks angry. Dude, there's so much pressure on Cowboy, man.
2:09:56 Hopefully. You know, Cowboy's grandma's in the crowd. I know. You think Cowboy flips off Winklejohn after he wins? Let's see what happens here. Cowboy's a slow him fucking amazing wrestling. They forget. He's always partying and driving around in his jet ski and getting wild. He's a professional. This is a crazy-ass fucking sport he's doing. But Cowboy, look at that.
2:12:19 Perry's fucking big. Then he lost. God, it's tough on Cowboys. That's fucking scary. side though i think psychologically it probably helps him because he's already fought this guy Oh, side control. This is not somewhere he wants to be. Yeah, I encourage the takedown. And Cowboy's doing it to him right now. Well, maybe a few weeks. Look at this. Oh, look at this, though.
2:14:52 back there? Anything goes. He's breaking his arm. That's a wrap, son. Ah! Dude. That's what it is. is that guy? Wow, what a great dude but he has no standing up oh my god that is cute even standing up he didn't get hit with Gets spiked. Look at this. That arm is in trouble.'s a ton of fucking torque. Look at this. He was already tapping. It looked like he wasn't getting it like this straight in that way.
2:17:20 It has nothing to do with Mike Perry. It's fucking Donald Cerrone, man. we're going to train him. Yeah, the movie looks dope as shit. Oh, my God. It could have been. I was balls deep in Wolfenstein as a kid. It looked like a fucking video game. Yeah, man. Shout out to Monster. Beautiful. That was a stressful one. Here's the thing, though, man. Yeah.
2:19:55 His grandma's shaking, man. I wonder what Cowboy said. Hall of Famer. No. No, that's a bad idea. was doing the right thing by passing over It's explosive, man. That's so pretty. Yo, he's fucking that elbow up. Maybe more. I mean in his progress. I don't know now I'm confused. Damn. Sorry to Leon Edwards You on no nut November now Fashion lovers get together. Hell no.
2:23:43 Great Raptor, though. Look at that. Forrest Griffin. Still doing the damn thing. Oh, what is this crazy commercial? People driving. Great Raptor, though. They're done. around anymore. Well, maybe they decided I mean, maybe he builds up after a while There's still some fights. Marlon Marais I forget. What is You got hot box, son. Can't find his strength and conditioning coach?
2:26:07 You find out about a scientist out there that's just Yeah. Aaron Pico's terrifying. Oh my god. That left hook that he KO Aaron Pico there. Yeah. That little fucking monster. Yeah. Like, Jesus. That is such a nasty hook, man. Look at this. Nothing you can do. He can do it all. But that's a cold, hard reminder. He was like, there's like He's fucking 7-0,
2:28:45 He was a bigger fighter I didn't know he was 7-0 What's Homeboy's name? He's 7-0, right? So what was his record when he fought Pico? So nine fights? You know, you only get one debut. You get some dickhead in a suit and tie in the boxing. Like a balloon, son. I stand by it. He would blow up Are watching that bullshit You know you have I bet. Jacked.
2:31:49 all of a sudden the party got started. We're talking about different steroids. That's why they're saying Ronnie Coleman kind of fucked everything up. Well, even before him, Dorian Yates. Taller for a bodybuilder. I want to say he's taller than me. Dorian's taller than me, but I. Yeah, that's true. Taller for a bodybuilder. Really? I heard it's awesome.
2:34:00 Constant pain. He ain't got shit on Ronnie, though. Dude. For sure. Look at those two. cult clarity. The two So it's Ronnie Coleman. I know a Ronnie ass. It looks like he could pull your head right through your back. Flatty. What are you flatty Can't you hit the back button on the browser? Right there. And then Ronnie Coleman's pulling the G-string?
2:37:03 But at a certain point in time Like your shorts are too little Is that Ronnie on the right I take back what I said look at his lower back. What is going But still, Ronnie's legs are crazy. We're looking at male buttocks. I'm trying to find another version. Outrageous. they go dude we we would train with ronnie sometimes and no one wanted to train with him
2:39:17 I'd be like, bro, you have fucking more illegal drugs in your system than me. Like, literally. Get a couple beers in you. Fucking Phil Heath. I can't tell how many of these are Photoshopped or not. There are a couple that are definitely Photoshopped, but that one doesn't the fuck, dude? Check out his hair. So Yair was teeing off on him just a moment ago.
2:40:46 His giant ass thighs, but he looks normal sized there. But everybody does that. Is he black? All the way up? Jamie, what is his nationality? That's what I'm saying. It's black face. Moham. That one picture where you see his whole body, that doesn't even look like a real person. So he won the thing, this dude from Egypt? Look at this beautiful scramble here.
2:42:56 Jesus Christ. I tried pronouncing it. Let's listen to someone say it. Come on, son. Remember him? But you can't. It's like as long as you go full chocolate, you can go chocolate face. Yeah, you do. I think that might be real. You can't give him a medal. Look at this. This can't be real. That's chocolate face. if from this conversation, Wow. You don't look like that, sir.
2:46:24 How hard do you work to look this way? There's no reason to go chocolate body. You see the muscle fiber. No, I'm sure. Chocolate body? I think we might be the first to to ever say this? No, I'm sure. Yair keeps looking for that hip toss. Look at this. Yeah. your body makes a vitamin. God, I wish one of these two went chocolate body. It's true. Yeah
2:48:57 Endorsement contract Don't give a fuck about your kicks. Look at that. Yes. 2015. Remember those? Ah, interesting. Because they wouldn't be able to air it on television. You can't get tattoos. It's in your contract. No tattoos of logos. Ah, interesting. Yeah, what is that about? He's got it right off the back of his leg. I think we have a point, though.
2:50:55 I just think it's hilarious when you see the dudes who don't have chocolate face, but they have chocolate body. Right. That's why they have to spray paint. He does. Well, I like it to see. fucking Zabit bring. You just failed. How come she doesn't have a shirt on? Dude, that's a transgender woman on the left. Right. Green Zombie's piecing him up. Like a type of human that evolved in a nearby galaxy that's super similar to us.
2:54:12 God, that's a tough call. Really? Oh. I don't give a shit She's dark chocolate face in the background at her and been like, you how ripped my face is Look at that. They pull that guy out of the cave, and someone has to translate the white man's language Bro. I mean, I'm not saying it happens a lot Yeah, get over it That guy, it looks Somebody Sprayed ink on him
2:57:10 He fell in an oil well Of an oil well That guy might be black. body if you thought one of those guys wasn't doing it what the fuck you'd feel like you were racist It looks like it's good safe. You're going to need to I think he fell there, though. Korean zombie switching up from right hand to left hand. His upper lip. I think. I think he KO'd Dennis Bermudez
2:59:41 You've seen Chuck Liddell's But he missed four years in the UFC He's saying he's doing something. Remember his badass walkout shirt? Let's take no races. he got hit in the nuts? Well, they're both, Yes, like a fucking water buffalo's dick. What a fucking weird looking animal that is. And it's a sensitive material. Like a boar? That's just a male. A boar looks different.
3:02:25 I think they call it they say genus that we say Janice or genus how do you say Sorry, talk. question is right what's the difference between wild pigs and domesticated pigs Their mouth lengthens. The question is, what is the difference between a wild pig and a domesticated pig? but there are some distinctions. Dude, my son was playing with two baby pigs.
3:05:19 So you want to kill them? But you hear them in there. They're about to throw down. Yair said, let's meet right in the center and throw down. I see a bunch of people clapping and shit. You're better off going full white face, chocolate body, and say, hey, man, I would never do black face. If someone said, hey, Shob, I'll give you $100,000. And wild pigs.
3:07:08 He's still super creative. It was at Jackson's for a little bit, remember? Dude, how about fucking Weidman? Yeah. Weidman was for sure. If you don't want to get the bonus, do that. Oh, my God. Just let him celebrate. Look at him. Oh, he's hurt, man. Here we go Boom Bang Dude, that was... Unless we watched the KO. Deportes. I've never seen that. And we've never seen that, though.
3:10:51 No, that was an uppercut he hit. An elbow from no look. Bellator has some good ones. I was going to slide through to see if anything. Boom. Body shot? Damn, Yair's fucked up. Dude, at 85, there's some great fucking fighters still. who's still in the mix. Robert Who else? 85 is Look at this. What's he saying about his leg? Oh, he's bringing it up now.
3:14:00 in the first round. when you do that, If you really want that fight, you got for it got him they put in their brain I'd like to know. definitely coming after him moving forward, but He just delivered that. Spack. I love how the coach is flying in. 100%. No, John smashed people with that. Son. Look. Watch this Now I've seen spinning elbows That's real time.
3:17:23 I mean, that is insane. Flatlined. I like the whole look. I don't know. It looked like the O.W. pin. No, keep doing your chocolate bodies. I get it. That's exactly what they're doing. And the only reason why you should go chocolate face is because otherwise it's super distracting. You're like, what the fuck? That was a thing that was going on for a while.
3:19:59 But it was all good. Oh, why'd they change the rules? What, do you want to work at Denny's, motherfucker? Whoa. She has some tiny titties. This girl's got elf ears. Hey, man. Yeah, what is that? I couldn't tell you what. Like a straight, what do you mean show? When did he get on Twitch? Have you looked into it, Jamie, much? Yeah, it's a terrible idea.
3:22:34 I go, you want me to do my act on your show? You're just going to sell this podcast? Like, what is this thing? I think I did but it's different. You don't? busy because that's exactly the same thing that happened like me and joey and uh and even me and up doing something else and, you know, like that was just improv me and brian dicking around most of the time yeah like you're not You want to do a special. As much as fun as I'd have with the Li-Fi and the kids, it was the exact opposite.
3:24:54 I remember last time I told Brian this, me and him did one at the comedy store. dude this isn't the best product for you or me right this makes us look bad i feel like yeah the brand more than anything. That makes sense. white comedy tour. That'd be fun. That's good. I'll tell you what's weird to relate to fighting is I was like, That's how I am. When you do a lot of cardio, like I was doing on a normal day, any average day I might be working out three and a half hours. Too much. It's crazy. Crazy. Too much. But it was just on a normal day and at any average day, I might be working out three
3:27:53 you might need to do an hour. I feel like my demeanor, I'm not as fun. I'm not as outgoing. Right. Right. Right. As creative. No, I hear you. I'd come in here and I'd just be ragdolled and beaten down but i wasn't you actually had more energy right i had a lot of energy like for as long as you can run. Can you hold it five minutes? Maybe you're in hard to do. What is that, Jamie?
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