Joe Rogan Experience #20181124 — Fight Companion - November 24, 2018 Transcript

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0:00 It's nice, right? This is a Fight Companion podcast. This is just luck. Now, I've read that lilac, Or maybe ladies will see the lilac and think you're trying too hard. Yeah, well, that's. They actually make a GT3. I mean, he's like one of them jogging dad type characters. But here's my question. My GG3 RS. They had a whale tail It's an actual tail The whale tails went out

2:15 It's like, at least I know I have the power under my hood. Could there be more beta coming? Have you ever been out of second gear in that car? Because you're irresponsible So we don't talk over each other He's not going through Might drop a ball Why do you care That is dope as fuck. Does it not look so gay? Pull up that roadster. It's pretty dope. Look at that.

4:19 That car will make your fucking RS Porsche look like a slow. Dude. That doesn't do it for you? Look at that, though. Really? I don't know, man. How much is that? Taycan. Ew. It's a beautiful car. We text each other. No big deal. His brain just doesn't stop. Not Brendan Schaub. Yeah. Well, whenever you think you're a black belt, you realize you're a white belt.

7:15 I would say he's enthusiastic, almost like a child with certain things, like with his blowtorch gun, stuff like that. that you wish you didn't say right after you said it. By the time you film it, two and change. Yeah You talking some mad shit No no no No, see what I'm saying? He is a beast Dude, fuck this card. Or are they just this time? That's a good sign.

9:24 Oh, shit. It didn't make any sense. It was strange. Good luck, though. I support your right to skydive. They went through all the testing. I'm a big fan of this guy who runs it in California. weight cuts. Doesn't want people cutting early on. weight, which I think makes sense. The division is what you weigh. All you would have to do is make sure you got your body weight down and do it over a long period of time so that you're doing cardio, you're eating right, you're making sure.

12:48 and for whatever reason, And I think sometimes some people have the kind of body, And there's got to be more weight classes. There's a bunch of different sophisticated ways to do it. it's not all of it that's going out in your urine. I mean, they might seriously be looking at her as a big-time executive, like the female Dana White for Asia. Brandon Vera just won

15:14 A monster in heavyweight No because there was this one period of time And then there were issues. Didn't he also fight Fabricio Verdum And he got trapped under the mount Fuck I'm forgetting his name now Way back in the day No who's the black dude that and he turned uh lloyd irvin yeah he was with mike yeah exactly he's a And Brandon Vera went, cool story.

17:22 Dude, you see that bunch? in one fight. man. Dude, he's so jacked now. That's not a good rule. It's part of the game. You've got to teach yourself. Everybody can do it. I need to see him because he used to be flat. Boom. Oh, Jesus Christ. I remember. But some people Bring the headbutts back. Oh, this fight is over? This is actually a really good fight.

20:14 It's a fight league? went to Cambodia and lived with them Left way. Boom. It's not supposed to be legal. And his neck just goes But I mean he was fighting Like pro kickboxing You kind of have to be Yeah How do you... Those were fun, too. Didn't you know? Yeah, he was skinny. How about when Bob Sapp beat him? Dude, Bob Sapp is a giant human being. Remember, they kept hitting it, and that's what stopped the fight?

23:22 Ernesto kept kicking it? Yeah, he beat him. Maurice was like the first real high-level kickboxer Remember when he fought Coleman? We were there together. 97. Come on, ground and pound me. High-level recovery. He was good friends with Shamrock. When he started fighting these mma fighters Yeah. You would overhook here. Overhook, overhook. Jon Jones dropped Vitor Belfort with a front leg sidekick once.

26:22 But he's just fucking juiced to the gills. I bet Dana will. Vitor can't fight in Cali 185? Patsanibbio's a real problem for people. He had no idea what to do, so he's just that sidekick to the body and then nasty left hands you mean they might get rid of usada and Or the turning side kick or spinning back kick You hit them in the liver, right? It takes, you got to develop that quick snap and that's what most guys are missing.

29:15 Well, Volkov. There's no one in the UFC right now. There's no like just monster with the kicks. strict stand-up but that doesn't always come out it doesn't translate no it doesn't translate you Yeah, see if you can find a highlight reel. Hey, don't put, don't you do that. I mean I don't even know People like that kind of shit. Wow, look at that. Look at his kicks, man.

31:58 What are you doing? Oh! Russian? Are they? Alistair's a very good grappler. He's used dome for his guillotine for a little bit. Look at him. What's that, bro? No. who's 0-1 in D.C. Isn't he about 6'4"? next year. He's got to get that Oh, shit. He took the guy down. Looks like, who knows? I mean that dude did not That actually can turn their hips in

35:35 Oh, they were horrific. The video is more recent. For a kickboxer, not bad passing. He's at the right camp. Whatever he's got. has someone gotten knocked out while they were mounting somebody. That's embarrassing. Dwayne Ludwig's fight? punched him from the bottom and hurt him really bad he talked about it on the podcast now i remember Okay. Yeah. No.

38:31 beijing when when you get there you sit down to watch tv and a documentary on how bad the united at least when I was shooting a movie, you know, lie. Oh yeah, that was Ball's son. But Deng Xiaoping said famously, to be rich is glorious, which was so contrary to the communist manifesto. and the internet in China. So when I was an actor, I was given a phone with wechat by it's a phone issued to me that i can use there i can't

40:50 you don't even there is no internet correct no they get no internet korea no tv channels It's kind of like the States. Yeah. there are big, giant spots in the world filled with billions of people that can't do this. China. or elections. mercenaries in countries like the united arab emirates etc to get rid of their terrorist that might make other people feel uncomfortable.

44:10 two million followers on how many you have let's say you have 60 million and you do a post you know Is it fucked up? There's dudes too. But they're doing impressive shit and do they have a political agenda? But see, with the dudes with their shirts off, flex and shit, People just leave. that although it doesn't violate the terms of with the paying of posts too,

47:00 Across the board. What? That's how they're- Who gets banned? But in general, though. That's a good question, too. certain things you can't say but it's a lot of it's subjective yeah but then some of it's pretty And the problem is they keep pushing it further and further and further. You don't get free expression if you ban people from saying things that just don't seem that bad to me.

49:10 Yeah, he was already getting sued for that. Well, he's got, How the fuck does a CIA guy know about Sandy Hook? and why would someone try to convince someone like Alex Jones of something so ridiculous? but unfortunately i've seen a lot of soap operas i've seen a lot of and and and i know an actor Yeah. But he did admit, he's like, I don't believe it.

51:49 you're not going to make money. bounce backs. You're going to have plateaus. Same being realistic? He's got a big lawsuit he's got to worry about. compromise. jones oh my god well um but they didn't show up for when he went to court they never showed up Like, what's the conspiracy theory? that's not real and have you convinced it's real as trolls and then before you know

54:36 To do what he's doing, listen, I don't agree with a lot of stuff. I'm very, very sad that he said that Sandy Hook isn't real. It's not like you can just honeydick him, like, dude, Sandy Hook. Numerology and the Bible. real, and you use confirmation There's plenty. people over. and sank it. Is any of that proven though? So it all depends. Super suspect.

57:53 enough to convict you but if a hundred people said they saw you two blocks away in the parking lot MOU. Michael Jackson too. Well not only that I just got done watching those Monica Lewinsky tapes. So let's just say you float out a conspiracy. you better be all in, you better stay all in. We absolutely know that happened. Information on these tragic events

59:57 You know what, Eddie? I always get sucked back into them. You're kind of like, hey, I'm not bringing up conspiracy theories. I'm just saying, how do you get there? All right, now that the cuck's gone, Usman's been gone for a hot second, right? That made me angry. He has his back. Well, it's fucked up, man. No, they're fighting. There's going to be fights where, to fight correctly,

1:02:34 You should take. Super strong guy. That's the fight. Woodley's a nightmare. Thompson tagged him a few times. He hit him with some decent shots, but not the way didn't hit him. Damian Maia, perfect game plan. Thompson tagged him a few times. darsed him, remember? Yes. Which I'm not mad at at all. This is the last tough? No one's watching it. When they're talking about the numbers that they get, that shit is voodoo.

1:05:14 But that's still a million. Game of Thrones, we know that shit. And is the metric still coming from them having to fill out forms, They don't want to give you the power. No, no, no. On YouTube. Come on. Are you saying... Topless, yeah, it's kind of racy. Isn't that in LA? This is how I'm gonna watch it. I'm in New York. I need two tickets. That's all I like to do.

1:08:13 they're going to put a link right on, that's cool. Fast forward a little bit. Jacking off to YouTube. Right? Look at that. What the hell? I that Damn it Did you see that Jacking off to YouTube Hold on You won't see In San Francisco Look at that Can't touch people You can be naked, just don't have a hard on. I was just checking. This is doing research bro

1:10:02 Right under the video But if I punch in moon hoax right now. It'll have a link at the bottom of it. Right under the video. Yeah. physically there, The problem with him Grand Prix champion. Kane beat the Uber Eam. Yeah. Brock Lesnar beat the shit out of him. Kane didn't fight Uber Eam ever. Badr Hari? Am I going fucking nuts? Or am I thinking of Brock Lesnar? You're thinking of Brock Lesnar.

1:11:15 Yes. Has he retired? Did he go to jail? Beating the shit out of people Horrible temper. Obviously, he's a champ in this Russian organization. 150. That's that Polish guy, right? He's a white guy. Oh, yeah. That's a good way of putting it. skilled heavyweight striking oh super skilled still fuck yeah he's highly skilled dude highly But he's one of the best strikers to ever fight in MMA.

1:13:44 You think he's hurt? Did that kind of ring his bell? No. No, I mean, he's already hurt. Yeah, he's going to... I'm impressed with this strike. What do you think? You think he's hurt? He's still taking it pretty good, though. He used to have these built-in shock absorbers all around his head. It's your brain, not your chin. For sure. Is his name Brendan Jones?

1:14:58 The guy who got struck by lightning who became obsessed with piano and became a concert pianist. woke up just floating and you go wait a minute that definitely get struck by lightning, How cool would kickboxing training be, right? How cool would kickboxing training be, right? it bears no relevance to the physical world. Do you remember when? I think he got shot through the Bible.

1:16:47 And what's interesting is this guy... Fuck yeah. 38. I mean, look. Well, that was when I decided not to interview people that have been KO'd. If I go through the rest of my days. They used to be Posted this amazing review They have no, well, they have no and stuff. Like, he treated them like they think of white people as evil. If you think about it.

1:19:33 100%. North Sentinel Island. Oh, Wu Jing is there. And then you see a white person, kill them. Size of Manhattan. And he paid illegally to go there. The boat is still there. Like pounded them down with rocks and created knives and stuff. but they know their populations are declining. The Sentinelese? Yeah. 100%. Bay of Bengal. So Homeboy, who's doing God's work, was like, no, I can do it.

1:22:54 University right yeah see there that's where it is oh shit well shit way out their law him showing up up with this book, Respectable Law on Twitter, What? Genocide? Look at the people right here. Very poor choice for a romantic getaway. Undercover adventures. There's going to be Off India. Yeah. I don't know. and all kinds of stuff. as well. I read it.

1:26:09 What? Looks jacked, as always. And then Derek goes on to fight Frick in D.C. No matter if he wins or loses, I just don't think it was a great idea. I don't think so. Curtis Blades. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good time. I can't imagine. So your body gets used to the eating cycle? I am. fucked me up. Isn't that weird when I land, I take it in the morning, but especially at night, it helps me relax.

1:29:35 I did that in Afghanistan because I was so fucking. I like how you said that. wherever I land I work out the most important thing you can do and then reset When you land, your body will be better off falling into this new time zone when you land Sometimes I just want a banana. Smoked mackerel. Damn. They got food, and I was eating cheeses and wines.

1:31:24 Do you have a wheel back there? Sure. And I'll eat another ice cream sundae. I just went big sodium bomb. Yes, I'll have more cheese. Do you have a wheel back there? Because it's just you alone staring at this. It's so easy to just get. I think I just, you know, I just force myself to do it. I think everything's that way. And then halfway through, I'm like, this is great.

1:32:53 Plus you were competing against each other. Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura. That's Rogan's competitiveness. the thing is, it's about how much time you spend. Oh, he's terrifying. Jesus Christ. Damn. Wow. Didn't it seem like in the beginning that they were going to stop it? I think it was the only way he was future. Oh, he just got caught. Yeah. Literally just got caught. Good stoppage for his future.

1:35:03 It's the best as far as successful takedowns. He touched him. Gets knocked the fuck out. Yeah. Which one? that fight we were like holy shit this is going to be bombs away. I thought Derek was going to be throwing. I thought it was going to be awesome. Apparently, they've agreed to it. No kicks. At all? No. Oh. Unless- Can't have that guy kick. Floyd's a boxing match. It's fake. They're probably going to wear big gloves. No kicks? No kicks.

1:37:34 Go. kind of look when you look at the sale sent Chuck Liddell And they spent like $60 million for Pride. They got these contracts. And they thought they were going to operate in Japan. down way back in the day but but then they never did you everybody's always talking about but they We got Conor. They had already purchased it. She stopped Misha Tate.

1:40:30 and that's it. They're sure like hitting a bag That we know of, right. Who could be gay? But Amanda vs. Cyborg She's bigger. That's insane. chef i came they've both been out of fucking grip kane's coming back you hear that is that real yeah I think only That's a motherfucking fight But she's got a chance. She's probably in the 160s, if I had to guess.

1:42:30 It does not matter. Yeah. I know, right? What about that one dude that turned into a chick? Fallon Fox. I mean, she's such an animal man She does not fuck around Grabbing her as well That's right. I've never seen it. They're developing stars. Oscar De La Hoya Hey I want to see Chuck He got Chuck Liddell's name wrong Everyone used to say and he was...

1:45:23 oscars had you had how many professional fights? I don't think Oscar's love. His love is boxing. Because Tito and Chuck No. Oh yeah. Damn. MC Hammer, long talks, great dude, smart Yeah. Holy shit. You hung out with him? Oh, yeah. You know, he was like, well, I like money. Oh, shit. Yeah. before this? Right. Yeah, for now. and they work together some sort of a deal,

1:48:06 Because when Ben Askren is whooping ass over in 1FC, He talks a lot of shit. He's a star man. When he goes anywhere, they're cheering for him. And then in 1FC, they allowed him to knee to the head on the ground, too. Oh, my God. I know what you meant. What's really good about being on top is you could smash them anywhere. Yeah. of Nate Diaz. He got on his hat?

1:50:25 Conor's in a world of shit, too. 155. Like Eddie Alvarez The same way Conor did Conor got into Eddie's head. Because you're going based off how Cowboy won his last fight. He looked amazing. Hold on. He's good everywhere. Correct. And then fucked his arm up. Oh, wow. No, Perry did look very good. he was taking so many guys down. So where is he going to go now?

1:53:44 Or AKA. because it's all you're doing. I think that camp, you've got to be with one of the wizards. One of the best for sure. Yes, he's in Seattle. right yes he's in amc So that doesn't necessarily mean Mike Perry's going to be able to plug in and work. Yeah, I feel like that'd be good for him down there. Frank Edgar? He works in Barbosa. I ate the best, because we always talk about Jelena's pizza.

1:56:20 we're doing different fasting and extra cardio how many hours of fasting? Man, I wake up at 6. Anyway. at uh nicky's in White Plains. Nicky's were in White Plains. I mean, hey, They make a vegan one, bro. White Castle's still going on? It's about time in, well, sodium bicarbonate. That shit is delicious. Dude, a double-decker taco? Watch this. I don't.

1:59:19 Here we go. Probably fine. primarily functions as an anti-caking agent, It's a McDonald's answer. because it's not food. I guess it is If they can't really say all this Of our own food It's like why 36% beef. This shit is delicious. Yeah. It was like a slogan they did. Food industry does some shit. they all taste the same it was all been killed then it's brought together so so it's all smushed

2:02:56 Filet-O-Fish is awesome. I love the fish, though. McDonald's hamburger patties in the U.S. are made with 100% USDA inspected beef. Wait, what does it say? You know it's shitty for you. Oh, that's the conspiracy theory. Yeah, masses. If you get that sausage Lately they They don't have I think They don't use use now, they don't have, I think... You go with the regular chicken...

2:05:11 Those sausage patties are quite tasty. What about that? It's very good I love Filet-O-Fish They're good in that Five Guys with sliced jalapenos. No, fuck a beef. It's good. Now, Shake Shack, that jalapeno, smoked jalapeno bacon burger, get the fuck out of here right I'm down with Wendy's And there's nothing else open You know what For three weeks You're ruining people's food

2:07:28 With like melted The tuna Like a good Italian deli Fuck, like Blimpy's? No, Quiznos? Assembling a roll from a guy. You ever been to Bay Cities? There's some spots. I know, I know. And they'd have the water mozzarella they're making in the 90s, all Italian. You'd go to those fucking delis. And they'd have the water mozzarella they're making vendors. Just giant

2:09:09 And the juice Holy shit You ever been there? Yeah, me too. so I go to Chipotle right next door So I've always had this struggle burn rubber I had And I walked next door, and the place closed down. Now I don't have a choice. five cookies six ounces doing shows in Hawaii No. It's in the Pacific. after that talk? And all he had in the middle, he had a case of Red Bulls, right?

2:12:24 Caffeine and weed. Caffeine, weed walked into that. So you got caffeine and weed. We were always the only people. I saw a bush, and I thought, I took a couple more crawls, steps. i gotta find a bush i'm gonna puke i'm like no way he goes outside and i wasn't sure like what I mean so the whole thing It's in Woodland Hills And it's just a windy, you know, through Topanga Canyon.

2:14:25 We get to the bottom. back in the car. Or maybe I just hugged those turns. Yeah. What? I've had it happen. with it but i i that happened to me twice very recently where i pulled into my to sony and they If you're on the charger, if you're on the Tesla charger, you got an hour. It's insanely. Oh is it good So obviously Sarah Silverman I really liked it

2:16:49 Such a good comic That's what I mean yeah But I mean you know No, I do. I know that that one Porsche wasn't enough. And you drove a 911. In 88 or some shit? you would love it i'm sure yeah but then again i really love that tesla i i think my lease is up You don't care about speed, though, right? and I never have to touch the wheel or the pedals. Have your hand on the wheel a little bit lightly,

2:19:25 Which is a little dangerous You're going to let a car Like it just parked for me watch this and i pushed this park i stood there it parked it parallel parked so fast and well I'm talking about safety. Eventually. I'm not worried about someone else. Just stopped dead. Always. There's an option that locks you out of everything. Unfortunately, it might take a tragedy.

2:21:32 and say, call Eddie Bravo, and it'll call you. What do you mean, re-text? Brian County It's kind of weird though. your new no 2006 five no like 2001 or two no but it was old but it didn't get on something. Oh, okay. I went from 99 to 2005. Why'd you do that? Where are jet packs? He's not doing well. Like, I'm going to get ahead of the curve. Well, the craziest thing is- are you serious yeah no they're not going to release the sale of gas cars yeah

2:24:19 So they'll be the first ones to have nothing but electric. And it's so ugly, these giant buildings. They have huge cities where nobody lives in them, because they were essentially saying, just build a bunch of buildings whoa nobody has to in them, but just as long as we got people going in. China, there's not the threat yeah i think from from companies like the fact that so much information is concentrated in so

2:27:13 way you have to have money it's changing a little but if you don't have money as a politician you If you're going to have rules in terms of what what you can and can't say they have to apply to everyone regardless of race or regardless of gender ethnicity and they don't right like one of the things that Brett Weinstein tweeted the Well, what's funny is that they're thinking the same way.

2:28:28 I know that you have They're not that smart. But the way you get elected That's a huge issue. I don't know. old school man did i see that one i might not have said that might be the one that i've never They're in their car, and they're making phone calls. It's like you're talking about something that's, you're pretending that it's real. I'm talking about the way once you're in office, the way things get handled.

2:31:27 right because a lot of people think it's not a real system like it doesn't matter they already because special interest groups have influenced them? make decisions. You also understand how government works. You understand who's actually influencing who. So now what do you do? So let's say you lose an election or let's say you decide, You know you have a job waiting if you can make great connections.

2:33:23 You keep telling me about the podcast you did with him. He'll it down i did yeah listen to that i'll say i sent it fuck! When good people have to behave corruptly. That means that there's hope Because we don't want I used to think there was no hope. But, you know, over the last couple years, you know, since Trump got into office, now I'm like paying attention.

2:35:35 of bad shit there's a lot of bad shit you gotta vote for the money you're preaching to the choir What if you had a voucher system where all of us were given a certain amount of money every election cycle, They basically figured out a way to make bribing legal. And get Lawrence Lessig on your goddamn podcast. I get tired right away. So ideally, there's nothing wrong

2:38:02 The problem with lobbying, money to the person i like is a restriction of free speech and that i think is that i think that He turns out to be a zombie. But it affects all of us deeply. It's real shit. I'm not saying don't do that. And they can talk to you about it. That's going to be on the curriculum? which usually have a political agenda. and it's supposed to be a company that specializes in science. So instead of just being scientific,

2:42:05 We're counting on just facts. Nature won first. theory if we grant nature's claim we condemn the study of complex phenomena to a dark age there you go that's a We're all men. lot of really stupid ideas get supported and instead of objectively analyzed for whether or Yes. now the kids though, And they're all fucking around now. influenced people, So even if there's pushback.

2:45:04 you know what, But that's what happens. I think they're political, and I don't think they're very smart. should be. Come on. going on when what's her name heather mcdonald's that her name she was speaking at uh she was You know, Christina Hoff Summers. It's a game. Teams. They're all coming together. They're essentially refugees from a place that's intolerable to live.

2:48:28 or we should let them in, this is what I'm saying but if you try from Guatemala, we're like, no, sorry trying to escape the kind of shitty situation That's true. Immigration is complicated. Like, I do think borders are reasonable, but nobody gets over it. to have papers and they make make across this line the dirt like they've set up fences and borders

2:50:19 You know, the way they talk in Florida I'm going to try to Vegas for a while. Like you haven't. The connective tissue that I think a lot of countries don't have is that the one thing we have going for, even if it's a myth for a lot of people. from creating a revolution right they got citizenship I'm just looking at it as a thing right now. you know the reason why never happened but you never even the reason why I

2:52:29 Union is that. It's not like, oh, I'm greater understanding people out because they're allowing so many people which means it's all valued at the same thing. States than to be... Yeah, you can't get in there. Try getting into Canada. If you have a DUI, they won't let you in. Boys, let's wrap this bitch up. Are you doing Gotham Comedy Club? december 15th at zany's me and sam triply gonna gonna website website uh just zany's in chicago

2:55:11 Yeah, I love it. I'm talking Irvine's been like this for like four years. Okay, fuck. That's right. Yeah. and everybody else.