Joe Rogan Experience #20190126 — Fight Companion - January 26, 2019 Transcript

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0:00 all the results five four three two one boom and we're live ladies and gentlemen it's a fight We are, right now, this is the heavyweight finals is going to be Fedor versus Ryan Bader. Dude, how many of these guys just should have done that a long time ago and just stopped cutting weight? The worst nightmare, though, for a fighter in wrestling or MMA

1:16 It's such an old school way of thinking, Look at TJ Dillashaw. When they're 125 pounds, you can let it go on a little longer than if they were heavyweights. How about TJ? He probably would have beat him anyways. Or like, there's guys that they just want to get in there and save their lives. Let's do it again. Bustamante got him in an arm bar. Well, we'll see it in the highlights.

3:07 Good for him. Taking it back a little bit, what about Conan Silveira versus Sokka fucking Raba? They were like, no. The problem with that is when I did it, just, you know, Boxing doesn't have to to the commission. you what's happening, but really what I'm is their big guy though now it's goldie and big john well you have frank mary of chael sonan you

5:55 I don't know, man. I'm not happy. I don't think he left on. They want UFC fighters. Tony Romo as a commentator? People kind of dislike it That's what they do Hire that fucking dude His commentary is I know it's about MMA, but fuck, dude. Because we didn't give this guy's name away To an arm bar That's just a super powerful Kimura. You know what I mean?

8:29 No Oh my god What is it Groot Diesel voice What is it Now this is a little overboard And that's coming from a guy like me Dude he has a midriff That's a beautiful arm bar though I had it up, yeah, but it was so quick it froze, No, he tried. That was a disaster. pay-per-view in 1996 it was they can't do a pay-per-view in 2016 man you know you watch that

11:06 It was kind of a shit show to watch. Big toe or a dickhead. fucking let it go let's be real his hair is going you see ya well i almost showed up with a bald It's getting so light. I'll tell you who has the best fucking hair piece is Pivot. How dare you? Good fake hair. Like, you lost your... because he could sing so great. he dressed like before that rob halford conned a whole group of people into dressing gay how about how about um

13:53 they were like liberace when are you gonna find a nice woman and settle down i keep looking And we're like, no, he's normal. Who's running The music business LA Reads But let me offer you... they want to express it some way and so they figure out a way to sing and to entertain and No. Singers. Still kicking Dick implant joey diaz's bit yeah i saw it in san jose that was probably one of the best sets i've ever seen

16:57 Even on your birthday can't come on time. You never know, and there's a lot of room here. Okay, dude. Did you bring your axe? Jesus Christ. Oh, I tripped over that thing. That's surprising. Shave it, bro. Listen to these dummies. I got the biggest forehead ever. Put some hairpods on Right You know what I mean? His shit is like... You too, though, bro.

19:15 Never loses it. Couldn't be a nicer guy. He's getting skinny. He probably realized Look at him When you roll with somebody Good for him man He's a very, I think Jonah Hill's a very good actor. There's Cub Swanson, Jen, Stevenson, and then Jack Swagger. Yes. He's a guy that beat that Irish kid. He did bad, and Gallagher talked all that shit. And Ricky's nasty standing up.

21:27 If you say filthy Filthy My buddy from high school What a good kid. Yeah. When Brian goes Don't even say she Is you better like everyone in the room we want to do a feature film what's the butler For sure. Maybe 40. John Candy just died from obesity. Jim Morrison, 27. You're going to outlive me for sure. That and Simpsons, right? They don't pay those people.

24:24 Really? No shit. Super solid It's as tough as test If AJ won yet It comes out Monday for Showtime. But that was his move. The problem is Out of him Doom doom Filthy Yeah And he screamed in out here, too. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. He goes, he's one of the best I've seen. He's training at that training lab with Calavita as well. He goes, compete?

26:28 Because isn't there way more money in boxing? Besides You want to do what? How dare you Showing what are you an alcoholic let it breathe will you let it breathe one at a time hey don't be You show them you're 23 and me. I need to do it, man. I got 1.1% Asian. There was no Greek in there before. Percentage points I did 23andMe What my earlobes looked like

28:53 I've seen your dick Happy birthday. What are you, 29? on him. Why the fuck are you telling me that? Fight companions, motherfuckers. I watched Mike Baker's, and then I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube on MLK conspiracies. What about? No, no, no. And the bullet, the way the bullet came in. And he's a wrestler. Watch this. There was a guy in the last UFC.

31:15 He's from the East Coast. They need to feed that man. He goes away He's a motherfucker. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. I think it's the time zone. Like Joshua fights here, don't do well, but out there. I have no confirmation bias. I like that guy. I'm Instagram friends Never met him. Bad motherfucker. Oh, I've never heard of him. If you want to sync it up, but you probably can't.

33:41 He said fuck the hair, too, huh? The boy got kicked in the face, Brian. Stuffed. No, he's not. He's losing his fight like he's losing his up. He's tired, B. See, that's what I'm saying. I wanted to lose because Brian's guys are all against me. Dude that'd be Stop To be in the fucking I think that stuff's terrible for you. He did not. Back up to his feet.

35:32 That Joe Benavidez did like two or three times in his last fight? God, I'm sick of this yeah i'm gonna get Propecia was originally Proscar, and Proscar was something they used for people with prostate Yes, for me. And I was like, what is happening with my dick? Let me tell you something Like more energy and my brother too and he has a huge dick I saw his dick

37:53 He's kind of... He's leading with his chin? He got poked in the eye. Oh, now you've got a wrestler on his back. He's just setting him up. He's tired. Wow. Everybody would say that. Huh? That was like 95. Look at that shit. Just like You had never smoked weed Puh Yeah, we were like That's right, dude Oh, Mitrion vs. Karatanov The next night's MVP versus Daly.

40:49 I'm thinking about just fucking flying to Phoenix. One of Dana's goons know Come with me Come with me That's a great fight You down for that? What was that? Blocked. How about this? Kane's had 150 surgeries. Single leg, lower single leg. it's true Which one? Dude, he did fuck up Curtis Blades. do a fight companion? Hey guys, there's a Have a good time.

43:37 He hasn't taken him down yet. he's going to circle off, and when he circles off, What did his right leg just do there? Be honest. We understand that. before he gets back up to his feet? I'll text both of them right now. In his corner Yeah he is At the end of this fight oh my god But legit Why don't they let us Yeah, I like your food truck thing. They were so good, dude.

46:05 Cousins, son. So good. He snatched his ankle Hitting air But like Fury Wilder 2 Yeah Whatever you're working it but like yes fury wilder too yeah That Roar movie. Did someone die? What? That's it Took some hard shots This is his debut Brian? Get in Just let me throw some stuff on the wall. I don't do well in whiskey. You know what? Do you know what would be great with this?

49:12 Dude, I just pretended I didn't hear it. I would fuck those ribs up. Well, it's just shitty cheese. She made like We got food stamps like 15 minutes yeah so she would always get us like the worst cereal just so it could last. My chef made me a crust. Yeah, dude. He won. Here you go. That's a dollar. Here you go. What were you going to do? I just want to

51:40 That's a good question I'll tell you what, though. Yep It's everything these days Like foot stomps What the fuck you doing Bro code We're stomping feet bro code. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? You can't feel it. Marco Huas used to do that shit. If you stomped on their foot and snapped their metacarsal? I don't fucking ever stomp feet Stomped the dude's foot

53:20 Well it's cause it's the getting a shot at the title. more lenient What are you trying to say? He works in the He shows up at your house With a Like metal pencil and shoves it through your forehead. The thing at the end of the day about Rory is as much as you see his glasses, his preppy You scared. Oh, wow. Crazy. They're identical. That's crazy crazy call Wow Damn it Oh wow

54:52 It's every angle And look at Rory That's crazy. He lost twice. He's a very very tough guy He beat Eric Silva He's a giant, dude. Oh, my God. Dude that guy's about to get Tony fought It's a delicious combo. He did a whole thing, He's throwing shade Superstar Who did that? Fuck proper. Have you tried it? I'll try it Oh it is Where's your fucking glass

57:57 What I don't want to waste it. That's beautiful. Really? That's real shit I don't like whiskey Yeah I don't know what earth tastes like. Conversations. that are you know and she said by a ballerina Ballerina roundhouse kicks me in the face. I think filthy. I ducked under her, and I just grabbed her. she reached down I ducked and made a huge hole Yep.

1:00:57 So one day, a homeless lady walked into his house you got a really nice house. and she goes, You got it going on. There was no doorknob. Maybe. Because I was training all the time Because you're so big And then I remember And then you fucked her. If the cops came, you'd be like, I didn't throw it. I know a guy who did that with He just started clawing himself.

1:03:49 Dude this looks like an even match He's gonna fight in those jeans Stoppage In a minute Quickly Yes Yeah this is a set. Here's the fight. Ready? Take down. Ground and pound. Stoppage. He's never fought before. who's coming in from pro wrestling, who's got a big fan base, do it the right way, We watched it together, and we were clowning the whole time.

1:04:48 I was like he's fading After that? It's a bummer I go, you want to be a fighter? has Greg Hardy had? Wouldn't his learning curve He's 30 lifelong martial artist correct different animal yeah different but i'm saying even if you take He's such an outlier. I mean, he was such a freak. He wasn't doing anything wrong. And they gave him the right fights.

1:07:10 Who's the most elite athlete in the UFC? Yeah, but remember, Yoel Romero is a freak and so amazing because he came to MMA like a fucking Yeah. J.W. Kaiser. Jack Swagger's the guy Oh, my. You toss Luke Rockhold There's a big difference It's fucking great. You did make it. Damn. Nah, I'm kidding. slash the United Now the other guy's Let's bet 10 bucks. I'll bet you the dollar that I lost on time. I'm going to go for this. Cain Velasquez. I think this guy's going to win. Anyone want to bet? Let's bet $10.

1:09:52 Nice. Any amateur background I take it back What's his real name It's vitamins. One hit Will I be cool? Just don't inhale Killer Mike's like that. That was nothing. Blow it out. Oh, shit. Ovin St. Prue is rapping Oh that's his walkout song The white shoes with it. That vintage moto jacket? Yeah, I know exactly where we were going. I remember you crushed it

1:12:55 what year the tiger fucking You'd come off completely drenched in sweat All right, man. Yeah, when does the party end? Oh, dude. Hey, Brian, I want to talk to you about this independent film. I go I say the truth We hear about it from our sponsors He wrestled. Oh, so he's a legit professional wrestler, as in? Hold up Jesus Was he a walk on? I'm not I think they gave him a scholarship there. So he's a walk-on? Was he a walk-on?

1:15:14 Dude, he sells tires. He's in there. Ah, Mike Beltran. He's a legit referee, too. 100%. gone for that boy he went away he went away for no i don't even think it was three he went away He's the best. Your boy Swagger's about to. He's got it. Who did Matt Hughes tap somebody with a Kimura from half guard? Once wrestlers, like a real wrestler gets a hold of you, like a Matt Hughes or this

1:17:30 You know who's one of the strongest people I've ever, football, NFL, UFC? Will squeeze your dick off. Oh, that's the smash. It doesn't matter. Jack Slager, baby. Congrats. That See Tap Eddie Bravo Jack Slager baby Big guy For sure he does so you know he's good on that line. Don't look at me while I'm saying this. Oh! That's shit floating around in here.

1:19:04 He had his elbow. No. Fucking nuts. Dude, it was like, you know how they, on your table, they put like a little, you ever see that picture of jacare what jacare went to the hospital to get bone chips yes no Listen When he got armbarred Do you remember that It wasn't Jacare, was it? with Roger. Jacare's arm. his away too. there, it looked like. He almost tapped. So he

1:20:52 Savage. I think Jacare's fighting soon. I'm not drinking this. It's my birthday. Yeah Because you're kind of I wanted to ask him that's just one of the conspiracy theories. in a way that could disrupt power. Dude, they said he used to have parties and fuck just white girls. Met those people Well it isn't just Let me hear this Oklahoma stand up Big John McCarthy.

1:23:19 I know I was going to get that big elbow in there. If he can figure out a way to not get hit, you know? I'm high as fuck. He's a big fucking dude. Kane 2.40. JDS 2.40. 2.35. It all depends on how you're trying to big. Really? 240. Look at all the champions. Steve Bate, 240. Kane, 240. Come on, bro. like not really training right Yeah. the shittier the training yeah you. Same for girls, too, right?

1:25:42 fucking superheroes smashing into each other every day. He goes, brother. DC said to me that he goes, if that guy was healthy, he goes, I really watch Kane and I train with Kane. Fuck yes. JDS was a motherfucker. We don't know what Fedor did, but we know that they definitely let people do things. And Fedor was undefeated for seven years at that level.

1:27:43 You can't train that. All of it. That people told me Well it smells good in there Red lobster's not bad. What are you going to do? That's why they love it. The black sea. No, the black sea. No. I'm sorry? Nothing Fedor can eat. You ever fly over it It's the greatest Keith is the fucking best Several types of algae live in the lake. She's like, I can't believe you're the goat.

1:30:55 Bulletproof Suburbans with solid rubber wheels and shit Did he play football or train MMA or anything? Josh and Frank Twig. Look at that shit, dude. Oh, my God. I remember I talked to him For his MMA career How long ago though Eddie? Come on bro Texts me I didn't know who he was Not a ton, right? i don't want to hear well that attitude is why you're so fucking good i don't want to hear

1:33:34 I'm training right now. I said, yeah, sure, come down. And that's what he uses wrestling for. that you can be the best striker in the world this is what I would tell you. That should be your number one strategy. He didn't say anything. he got staggered Iran strategy i didn't know so after that fight what i said was like, you know what? It was almost like I told him, let's turn your ass into that Khabib, that GSP, that unstoppable takedown machine where you smash motherfuckers on the ground and you fucking choke them out.

1:36:50 was like see we should we should have just you should have just watched all his fights yes yes He just doesn't give a fuck. You know what I mean? No, this is the top featherweights. are the odds i'm like dude we already know you're one of the best wrestlers in the game we already Like I was talking to the Bellator guys today, the insiders, you're talking about Aaron Pico.

1:39:11 boxers or strikers. They got some nasty shit but it's not going good on the feet please let me finish the most important thing if you can do all Jabbing and double leg. Firas Ahabi and him were a phenomenal combination because faras is so intellectually so smart and he's he goes, you're going to see the best version of him in Pico because he can't just sit there and

1:40:52 Was that when we were eating at that restaurant? You're talking about Pico? And they're both really smart. he was well he was super open-minded too man yeah i mean didn't he like learn back kick from you or But when, that came out of that same meeting with Donaher when we were in the restaurant. That's funny. The only thing that could stop him is a grave injury.

1:43:25 Super crazy humble. Oh, yeah, like a matador. He's a fucking savage. Dude, he looks like a world champion boxer when he's got his hands up. He hits so fucking hard. Oh! Morales, Corrales. Oh, the left hook's coming. Morales is great, but Corrales is not doing well. Oh, shit! Oh no. Speechless. Why is he so reckless? So he just wades in, and you could tell that Corrales had recovered.

1:45:52 Two big bombs. I don't like that. He's trying to figure out what happened now. He could have Khabibed him. if you get that guy hurt the way he got that hurt, Fuck. I don't like seeing that. It's such a bum up. It's all it's about of whether he's going to tap the strikes or you're going to get a choke. I don't like seeing that. And everybody needs to see that.

1:47:50 technique though there's no reason to play that game mistake did he make he's a fucking killer And he probably would have And he was hitting him I mean his neck snapped Come see me in Austin. I'll be in Cap City I'll open for you Dude Interpeaker right now Stylebender. That motherfucker, knocked out from the mount. And if he knew you were fucked up, and he knew he could just walk in and smash you,

1:50:11 this. He moves See? But my thing is, if you're Aaron Pico, one of the best wrestlers to ever do MMA, He's going to hit you again. you realize when there's flaw. by Khalil Roundtree Your jaw can only take so much pressure, especially with those little gloves. So like damn It's probably going to rocked, obviously. He got knocked out. This fight, he got flatlined.

1:52:44 in the mix there. Pico. Oh, really? kill, I think he'd been tagged a few times in the mix there. When you get clipped, and it hurt like a motherfucker. Yeah, that thing shoved right into my earlobe. And it hurt though. It stopped you of a fight. With the earphone. I just bumped into you lightly and it hurt like a motherfucker. Maybe that's Spar. luckily for Pico

1:53:36 my next fight You could keep doing that. It's your birthday. I bet most of the cool people aren't even there yet. He's fighting Ryan Bader. Thank you. Keep doing what you're doing or go Khabib style. You've got to set it all up. And then double-legged him. Johnny Hendricks is hard to take down. I remember when he was But it also fought Well, when he stopped...

1:55:58 That was fun. Phenomenal. He's in LA right now training with Freddie. And they said he's real thin too, up a pay-per-view yeah for sure look how good you look against bisping look great phenomenal I don't know what the fuck GSP Just money and get the fuck out? Man, maybe he lasts all 12, but he'd get battered the fuck up. But I don't think, I don't think it's, I mean, it's a terrible move for him to fight Floyd.

1:57:27 jigillion dollars ever off that too the Fertittas don't own So you think they're going to not make someone a giant star who could be a giant star because That's the better question. Here's the thing. MMA fighter. someone else, and the same situation arises again, So let's say Floyd's 27 at this point, and he's one of the greatest, And you go, okay, if this guy could take this guy down,

1:59:45 vince phillips fought masato and k1 he was late in the game they were on their way out looking for because if they're at that level of Conor and Floyd Joe Louis Max Schmeling. It was a great spectacle. So you're telling me A degenerate The masses I don't think are It does better than Conor Floyd. I said it does a million. It would be profitable. But then Tim Bradley, if I'm correct, only got a few hundred thousand,

2:01:54 Andre Berto. millions of pay-per-views. If he fought Khabib Broner. After he knocked out that Australian Oh, that's right. 40. He's a math teacher. Come on. Everyone challenges him. Because it's a promotion. I agree. Dude, he's a different guy. You don't know what he's going to do. Here's the other thing So I went Heavyweight title Right, but people forget.

2:04:48 You don't think you can sell when he was fighting in Pride. Especially back then because Pride fucked them over. he was one of them. just become the best. It's tough to tell against obviously older in his career. And at heavyweight, Yeah, Alvarez. Certain weight classes You think Chandler No he just resigned It's been a struggle eddie alvarez was later he came along his career was hard Eddie Alvarez was later. He came along.

2:08:02 They go over to the UFC. He KO'd him. And it's not That'll never change It's going to be a problem for him. in that debate, the one thing that will never change is the level of prestige in the belts. It's like saying A and F. these are all realities man for anybody who understands mma but yeah the belt's just a former UFC champion. or Q-tips. To get in,

2:10:33 Who do they have Cyborg fight now? she gets pissed think you need to have like a a technical foul an accidental, and that's the end of the fight? your thumb goes in someone's eye and they stop the fight, She's tracking her down, using a range, Isn't it weird that there's a shortage? I can't believe they even do it. No, there's a ton of 115-pound girls.

2:12:20 You get a Valentina Shevchenko. There's eight. She's like 41, I think. Dude, but girls, what is it? But Valentina just seems to be stronger, more physically powerful, He just found those somewhere. What do you think they are? The TSA New Balances. That's it. When a guy as great as Fedor has had a career that Fedor's had Frank Mir's a quality fighter.

2:15:16 Top three. Yes. He got reckless and Stipe KO'd him. He didn't look like he was prepared. Even on the mitt't look right. He didn't look like he was prepared. he wins or he loses, anyone on the chin you're going to sleep he's a fucking super athlete i mean freak played in Maldonado touched him up. You know he tried to fucking reverse it in Russia? Fedor.

2:17:28 I don't know why They bring guns into the octagon Both those things are weird. Is that what they're doing here? Well they gotta sing Oh shout out to We can only hear it A little louder It's going to get recorded Like why do they still do this with the fights Look at that He's got an Apple watch on I'm not buying it I'm not buying it Chris Daughtry wristbands

2:19:38 Little bit country Yeah, I love that shit. First round. Eddie's been on one tonight, though. As much as we love him. Johnson he shot a bad shot Of the world That was years ago. That's how you get paid, bro. TJ still has the belt at 35, right? so why the fuck would we ever want to popular vote anything? If you have 100 people, you're going to get the decision right every time.

2:22:28 Legitimately. Legitimately. If you do have something like that, Dwayne Ludwig. If you have those, Tom Segura. Fedor looking stoic as fuck. I'm kind of nervous for Ryan. Well, it's a scary fight, man. He's they're experts. Yeah. All right, here we go. Fedor looking stoic as fuck. He's looking for that hammer. Hey, man, anything can happen. Oh! One shot.

2:23:37 Dude, think about what he's done this fucking tournament. State left hook like how Rose knocked out Ioana correct sir yes I want to see that holy shit call it the top shelf god Get down. That's a good stop. Watch this again. Yeah. He's a free agent. Is part of you sad to watch Fader get cracked like that? You guys wouldn't listen At a certain point

2:25:40 That it was the Don't get caught up in wars There's no way around it and if you fight Askren the number one He's so calculated and just such a fucking beast. Cyborg versus Nunes. You learn. um i'm uh you know i'm very impressed how can you not be impressed what's next for Get the weigh in results 205 He's super pumped, man. He's the heavyweight champion of Bellator.

2:28:25 Kind of a light heavyweight Because that was awesome But why? Is it real? I want a legacy belt. You had those goofy headlights. They went, my bad, my bad. You love the UFC. Look how he did that And loops it in a weird arc, man I think if I was him. Pay me. Might want to put those down so you could use your hands. versus Gordon Ryan Friday February 22nd

2:31:23 Rustem Chiziev, I would not do combat jiu-jitsu against him. It's going to be crazy, dude. So there's two potential rematches alone. You're not going to go in there without any skills. He's not like this big leg locker. with arm triangles if you're Him and Wiz Khalifa should have a six-pack off. Dude, I think I'm in town. Yeah, so Copper Gel is sponsoring.

2:33:44 I'm not lying. Wiz Khalifa. Look at him. But they don't separate in the middle. You gotta get them He's probably 225 now. All of them? You're good You're going to have Well the issue is Your performance is going to suffer. Yeah. Let's say he just has phenomenal genetics. General. They're going to have to get on something else in order to kickstart it back up.

2:36:50 and those picograms get flagged. No, Joe. one of the things for sure The night of the fight, the commission tested him, all the same period, same piss. So how's that possible? if you get flagged, for the actual steroid? we cannot... they should... but ultimately they don't really know what's going on. Which is an issue because if this was Corey Anderson, phenomenal fighter,

2:39:34 And so now, instead of punishing you for something that you accidentally took, and then they test you, and they say, oh, we can prove that you accidentally took it, so we're only going to give you a six-month suspension. if you've proven that this is what he took. He shouldn't be allowed to compete You won't have a sport. you know how fucked up that is to do a fighter like josh barnett that so how small is your window

2:41:41 And he's looking like Yoel Romero and smashing people. That's ridiculous. back before pride no no no no as a fan you saw his ruling. All those fights wouldn't have happened. Correct. they're like, bro, that did it. It's way worse. like the insiders fuck man like you can always be a guy How do you get it? And why not? And now it's two straight, and it's fucking things up, and guys have to do other shit,

2:44:24 And what do you do about steroid testing? I kind of do a Hal Bellator, yeah. USADA kick rocks. It's just making it more complicated. We'll put the money elsewhere. It's obviously not really working. Wait a minute. They don't do it as strict. Oh, really? Maybe not. It's over. Oh, he won? All you gotta do is just be I think he tested clean. for mushrooms.

2:46:46 They just don't really. They're like, oh, I got this guy, dude. How much were they talking? I remember I asked. And I remember at the time, I was like, oh, fuck, that's a car payment, man. There's no remember Your insurance won't cover it So you gotta pay him cash I remember I asked Probably And dressing up as Godzilla And he was like, fuck you. He had fucking figurines made of him.

2:48:29 Just sucking him off Can you imagine We wrote a... Look at him. Does he tap from mount? Dude, he almost broke Noguera's back. Yeah. Bob Sapp was so big. a long time yeah that was an issue yeah the fight went for a while well you know and after a while Can you make the other one bigger? that's uh marky mark ironing clothes oh this is four brothers good movie all adopted mom gets

2:51:11 Maybe not have, but view and put that in your mind. He had hurt him. I get it. Right? And he even got to the point where he was like, you know what? This is literally why it's the best sport. A crazy sport. My family does not. I don't know. I'm pulling it off. It's working. My family does not, but I wasn't known as a fighter. until the teacher broke it up.

2:54:02 I got fucking lucky, dude. like two years in he did a fucking showtime it's crazy incredible but you put in the fucking work not that this you're not that a lot sometimes those criticisms are valid but at the end of the It's natural. It doesn't help you. Just keep going. That's exactly what's happening. Well, definitely did that for Chris Rock was Richard Jenney.

2:56:30 Just start it with this and go into that. you've always done that yeah back when i did uh um those few open mics like 15 years ago i remember teaching classes then a transition back to m to stand-up comedy actually made sense because now zero public speaking experience do it let me just focus on Jiu Jitsu I'll tell you after the show Ari and I were literally

2:58:41 Game over. shuffle though because there's a there's a ton of them on there you know i'm saying like joey Tom Segura's. There's eight 30 minutes. Neil Brennan's special Neil Brennan is a monster. Oh, he's a monster. well for the Chappelle show Eddie came with me 2004 We fly out to New coats. Eddie and I were fucking huddled by this thing. He stayed in character the whole fucking day.

3:01:34 Yeah, so every time we ran into each other I wonder why he could do it but Sebastian At the OR Do you know how many people He sold out four shows. No, no, no. I don't think he ever did four like that in a weekend. Dice sold out Madison Square Garden. Nobody did anything like that before. Eddie Murphy was close though, right? And he would sell them out like two three nights

3:04:08 dice just fucking tore him a new one it's like what the fuck are you doing well it's great 12 Oh, yes. I quit. too and he wasn't wasn't doing it as much and he i think he was drinking would i know him would i road it's Those are my people Where there's 15 people That's scary shit There's old Wow. I did like 10 minutes. It was so cool. And all the way the fuck back

3:07:17 I got my head out the window I'd pay Burr to fly in a helicopter, but he's like, no, you've got to get back. I had to get back in the morning. Yeah, when you were like, hey, man, you don't have to come like, listen, motherfucker, I'm coming. It was very positive. material while you're touring here's the thing i'm no i'm not going on the road to march i have

3:09:07 and then some new shit It just takes time, Workout sets It's mobbed man And they go fucking crazy Because with a guy like Chris Rock or Louis C.K. You try to bump people Dave Chappelle Stand up I caught him last Tuesday night. smoking a cigarette, and he was just sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette and he was standing anything he said people lost their fucking mind like one line he would he would

3:11:31 that's such a funny fucking Yoda and he's got his own What do you mean? It's just a C on all his clothes. His is designer shit. would you rather have Dolce no Louis Vuitton I know. Prada's good You gotta ice up Rolex A Floyd Mayweather That's number one. Gucci's like hot in the streets. It's just like, it's out there. What's the website? He's got like 30 watches with him.

3:14:34 But you know what? If I want to bring out on your wrist? I'm gonna go fuck off $50,000 $18 million watch And a lot of people get in each other Yeah, I don't think Floyd's is a fuck It seems like 50 Cent and a lot of people get in little scraps You know, his, I think his slogan's about billions Oh, shit. Y'all know I beat that boy. He said, what is 50 Cent saying? Is he talking shit about Adrian? Oh, it's 50 Cent's Instagram page. He's talking about Adrian Broder. Y'all know I beat that boy, he said.

3:16:17 That's a little bit of it. Those are shows? He does launch parties, so he's got Although that might be a rumor because they said he's bullshit. Remember when she was connected to the UFC? No, no, no. No, he was a manager. Jens Pulver. Tito Ortiz. Chuck Liddell. Yeah. Wow. the ufc then yeah see there look at her carmen electra with carlos jen's pulver

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