Joe Rogan Experience #20190217 — Fight Companion - February 17, 2019 Transcript

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0:00 You dare. That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. I know, I finally got one. Yeah, you'd get those 1 a.m. spots. They're good if you're Dave Chappelle Is good An unannounced spot It's a different animal. Like Louis C.K. used to say that. Like Jimmy Fallon You know what's really hilarious what man michael rappaport is getting pretty fucking sporty i saw him do a couple of minutes

2:47 That's a good fucking fight. My vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. yeah but as far as what i've seen from like when he's in his prime well you know outside of all Cardio is insanity. he got knocked up fucked up knee in that fight In the history of the sport Exposed some holes in his game At Stipe It was a bad fight Derek Lewis-Francis Paul Daly went, you know what?

5:15 Yes, it was. It's not good for MVP. John Fitch. You've got to mind your P's and Q's. Phenomenal. Against Raymond Daniels. Yes Was last night against Daly But he's still Way too easy For Daly to take him down. But he's only 13-0. That's true. He's only 13 fights. I was like, what is It was unbelievable. this sneaky right hand that he hit him with he tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point

7:55 Like you look at Stylebender, I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler. I was working out, watching some old glory fights with Stylebender when he fought Jason a good cut that would see what happened cro-cop won a decision right yeah I Exactly how they look Oh I think He was about 200 And precision I mean he's a real good Losing 25 pounds and looking like shit.

10:13 And then he went and knocked him out. Six people know what you're talking about. Antonio Tarver? Roy Jones? Spoiler I know and also like when you're talking beginning of the show there wasn't my crowd they didn't market No, he has his own gym, I think, in San Diego. Oh, really? Francis either ATT or AKA. Yep, that's true. Yeah, because my whole career was in Denver.

13:02 how everything is broken down to a science because he trains with him. We jumped up. yeah that was the craziest reaction yeah that knockout was insane then callan's giving the These guys are so And laughing Super freak. 45? I asked TJ about it That's impressive for Stradley I always root for Miles J jury do you i always do Oh, more eyes. In 10 seconds.

16:03 He said, I don't want to hurt nobody. Someone was talking about He goes I just want to party youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. What do you think of this? Anthony Smith and Jon Jones. Does anyone? Anthony Smith thing Strong words You know what I talked to Greg Jackson about that, and Greg That was at middleweight. That's a big win. Yeah. Great guy.

18:27 Rashad, come on. He's such a sweet person, too. give me like words of wisdom i would believe always always he's that guy great great sweetheart No. Oh, wow. I was freaking out. Rashad was my coach. Dude, it was so intense. His roommate was Gray Manion. I know. Yeah, zero. We've got to do some research, too. That's real Because I moved And they're like scanning up

21:50 You're not watching this. Miles Jury. In Burbank? I was going to tweet out something like, you know what? Dude. I watched it on DAZN on my phone. I was so looking Do you have DAZN It looks like DAZN Any internet connection Yeah I watched it on any internet connection. Don't make me get an app and then I got to order fucking DirecTV too. He's the highest paid athlete

24:21 subscription based. One paywall. I don't know what it costs. Shit, so worth it. I watch fights all the time while I'm working out. Oh, shit. Barnett's out, too. who's arguably one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever. Every fight within two minutes, he subbed everybody. Yeah. She hot. Nice. No, man. I'm too busy Isn't it kind of crazy though?

27:49 Amazing fight. So it was a tough fight for him either way. how about max hollow and tony ferguson talking shit to each other the that's the on the on the Khabib's out for The commercial? What's going on with that? They're both great. That's been in the works for like two years. He needs a more favorable fight. Tony is a great wrestling background. I love that fight

30:20 Who is this girl Captain Marvel's a girl? Right? Oh, look, I don't know. It's amazing that it's were kids? A dude. Wait a minute. Right? Hey, come sit down. A couple of one-two pros. Hey, how about this fight? March 2nd, Eddie. But that's from 2017, man. Spider-Man story. It's not some old It's the best movie I've seen in a long time. It's good. Only two?

32:38 See, look at that motherfucker. Also known as Captain Marvel. Yes. Dude, that Shazam movie everyone died in the last one? when Batman, he leaves his girl That was fucking hilarious. they go what happened he goes turns out that wookie's a dude that was hilarious there was no chicks because there's no chicks on the millennium falcon the android too it's a dude

34:10 Scroll down That's 2012 So Captain Marvel, sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl. Dude, get Aquaman out of my fucking face. Get that shit out of my head. Oh, this is a good fight, man. Excuse me. wait for the main event. Me too. Yeah feel like he's got one punch's chance, Let's get crazy. What do you think that Menage a Trois get from Ralph? If I look a little harder, it's because I was just at American Top Team with my friend.

36:54 You look thin. Yeah. He's waiting for a fight, man. Super impressed with him against Justin Gaethje. Ah! Check these out bro Thiago and Oh my god I don't know what it feels like. He was. Oh, he is going to slide off. Oh, nastiness. Oh, it's cranking. He's out. Oh, damn. That's over right there. Oh, no, he doesn't have it. Oh, man. Is that fighting?

40:03 I did see Junior DeSantos walking around. I took him in. he looks more menacing dang man and he looked at me and he goes hey tell shop i'm not hearing a What the fuck ever. With comedy? Joe never does Miami. I was doing, that's right before my special. that's the case whoa back and forth maybe my favorite There's a sneaky thing that happens man Are you watching him bang away at his head?

42:20 But when Luque's throwing elbows like that from in close, Well, he's also probably really tired from the choke attempt Oh nice front kick to the body and his skin was so red and i said i was like you seem like you didn't even notice he goes dude they That's not true. A big chest gets in the way of my speed. Do it, bitch. Oh, you look really good You know what?

44:47 Is the hand to wrist ratio Is there a camera over there? Oh. fucking choked him out. It's filled with To a screaming home Like that What's going on Dude, he's in the welterweight tournament, though. Really? It's not just he's gonna punch you He's gonna put your fucking jawbone Through the back of your head But the thing about Tyron is, Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons.

46:59 Correct. It's like, first of all, you've got to give it all to the Cuban. He's taller. We're talking freak What is that Hold my horse meat I think we bring it up on every podcast That's cute. and just blinking going, what in the fuck am I looking at? Yo, where's that wine for your buddy? I didn't know it was Italy. These guys are still hitting each other.

49:15 You're a bad person. My favorite. Anderson looked good. But Anderson was hanging in there with him. That's so stupid. It's impossible to score. One, five judges, not three. Brilliant. Two's two things. I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, You know what's going on. what the fuck?

50:51 And by the way, you know, the best place to do that kind of change is right here. are not adopted. Yeah, they're not adopted by I say Las Vegas. That's what I say. Look at this fight. You know what I saw the other day? You can't. Maybe the ref just stopped it. Wow. They ain't coming out of Uruguay. The hoes are the girls Rio is the difference. There's the right hand.

53:39 That's it. Rock'em Sock'em Robots Good stoppage Get his head off bro What is this labeled? Oh, interesting. They gain that system Paul Daly He lands that fucking left hand on you I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds, though. It wasn't a lot going on. Got his back. This was a great fight, man. they're just, you're like, how are you 1.7? They're big.

56:18 I go, I think, and he goes, yeah, that's Gleason Tebow. Yeah. I feel ripped off. I always go ears Oh really? Maybe your body's recovering Oh, wow. Pizza's good for you, dude. Bob Ramsey And they give me a thing in my ear To work for ESPN or not? and I'd love to call those fights live. 10 a year. Ten pay-per-views. What am I doing this for some of the big boxing like mikey garcia yes that's up to mikey garcia this earl spence

59:05 Yeah. Yeah, he was a Russian citizen. And left Abu Dhabi So Monson to He was so giant You remember that shit? like he's yeah he's yeah he's he's probably 45 and he's very tight. When did you see him last? He was in the UFC. cap he's crazy marxist like yeah yeah like full-on communist like him no i don't like Even if you don't Yeah get it picture yes of a oh shit a guy shooting i believe a vietcong that's dark dude yeah yeah well he's

1:01:58 You didn't know that? Yeah. Well, that'll work. it people call me me and jamie we shut the the cameras off we're like is everything done i'm not And it's like me going, I started fighting a little. And give us your phones. They're jacks I mean maybe He's obsessed with it. Spoiler alert, and this should sell you on it. It's a long story. Jamie we got one

1:04:37 That's gorgeous Professional hunter Handmade knives This guy abducts life she she gets abducted and this guy she's alive bro this guy makes her think. She's alive, bro. This guy makes her think that she got abducted by aliens. Well, yeah, yeah. people, Because nothing happens to them physically. Great cheese. and they can't move their body because That's a possibility.

1:07:41 It could be anybody. Is this a co-main? No, this isn't a co-main. Have you ever seen his dad And that level of girl Who's chewing? This guy's a beast. Red meat hurts me. They're too smart. Come on, Crone. He hit him with a left hand. He hurt him. Yeah He's gonna have to pull guard here Henzo did that last time It's over. Shut your fucking mouth. Callan, if you were his corner man, what would you be yelling?

1:10:43 He's got it. No, it's over. Now it's over. Yeah! He No it's a different For 25 minutes. He basically pulled guard right there. Look at this. That's so unbelievable. Crazy Jiu Jitsu I'm sure He might not even know he finishes people he goes we start at a neutral point. He goes, and then we go to one. Yeah. mold in this motherfucker. We got this beautiful cream

1:13:19 I don't eat onions either Hands under the cheeks. Okay. Yeah, great school Oh no You never go back And then you go back Space is Santa Claus For adults No Eddie's off it But he has a, I thought- Nobody goes off it. It's like Santa Claus. Eddie's off it. Space is Santa Claus for adults. Give me those candy crackers. shout out he said that and he doesn't know

1:15:49 and figuring himself out. But guess what? Good luck with Max Holloway. When he was 12 years old, And John, I'll never forget this. He fought in Rizin. Even Khabib will strike more than Krohn. Yeah, that's not an easy fight for you. Shogun has made some sort of a crazy resurgence, man. I thought he got murked. Tyson Pedro. That's what we're talking about.

1:18:33 He's a guy who knocked out Shogun. How tall is he? that are in that conversation. I'm not throwing shit on Anthony Smith. This is Mighty Mouse who I think is the best fighter of all time i agree there's three or four guys that are in that conversation i'm not throwing a shame on anthony smith mighty mouse who i think is the best Cain Velasquez showing up.

1:19:48 Oh, everyone tells me the changes. I'm like, nightmare. is, man. Oh Oh there's three more fights A while ago She's a beast And give me some more wine because I'm drunk. Is he staying with you? He's staying with you? What is your podcast about? and Wednesday without They are as long as Two max. Usually hour and a brendan uh he runs the business and let's be honest i show up now here's the thing and then

1:22:07 The new club is giant 5,500 I fell short of that, but I sold a lot. On a Saturday afternoon? We'll announce it right now Burt Kreischer does a morning thing Spokane's actually a fun place. I love Spokane. Next to Kanye? We'd have to get all divorced It's amazing I've never heard of it Seriously Yeah, that's what I heard, too. Yeah, I love that place.

1:24:31 I'm drunk. I'll be at the Vogue Theater Tuesday night at the Improv sold out. Wednesday night at 10 p.m. I might be flying to Vancouver I don't think I'm flying to Vancouver but it wasn't planned Hey, Brian. You mean taxes. Don't ruin the compliment. You can't talk about it. Brendan's right fucking there. that I'm not going to compliment you. opposite.

1:26:45 Thank god I'm wrong Both of you stop He spilled Really? I'm a very, I'm not, I don't believe in free speech. Okay Until she had this And changing the world You're driving me crazy. Yeah, they love it. What the fuck is going on with this world? hold up you can walk right through the woods I didn't know doesn't mean I'm a Trump guy. I'm in America. Yeah, we got two more bottles.

1:29:42 How about all the time? These guys that, you know, when you can comment on a video and the whole world's going to see it, it gives them power. and they mark your shit as spam who's doing it? I'm like kind of like I think you've become, I think, I've known you for 25 years, I was like, Jesus Christ. what the pot debate was important to me because i legitimately think that there are people who

1:32:11 Okay, I was that fucked up. And back then, I had eaten a brownie. 30. The CBD, though. Education education i believe in education and i think there's one of the things that i'm trying to do Have one shot. 15. I feel that To that point, they say you shouldn't play football or fight or spar or anything like that. HBO Real Sports on football with his kid was 10 years old.

1:34:30 whether he had the concussion or not down the road. Yeah. There's actual scientific evidence Good. This cheese will knock your dick in the dirt. Where'd you get this? and I go into a cheese cave. and the cows. You know where I want to take you? And I inspect the goats and the cows. I'll eat the fuck out of that. You ever seen a picture of dry-aged beef? I saw it. It's disgusting. No, huh? It's weird. It's not because it's all like 35 degrees.

1:36:13 I mean, it was red and gorgeous. How dare you? This is delicious. I want to take you. We don't. I agree. You have a chef come over and cook? We get our dicks out and we rock hard. What is it It's this Wednesday Hey, I'll be in Salt Lake March 1 and 2. I know. Keith knows sports. That's one of the most underrated clubs in the country. Bro, my girl's Mexican as fuck.

1:38:38 I thought your wife was Cuban. We're so into this fight. guy oh you saw greg hardy yeah did you punch him in the face no he's a giant and i remember we had take a shower but i just gotta sneak over because when i went in there a bunch of guys were like What position That's kind of my thing Alright well Well, but he did charge guilty in civil court.

1:40:38 Let's be honest. Might start a podcast together. I said hell yeah. Sasha Baron Cohen? Hypothetically, this is what I did. Remember that? He wrote a book. open up about it. He's not going to open up. He did in that one interview where he was like, hypothetically, this is what I did. Yeah, these are all lies. 52 but hip. It's amazing. It's called Get Juiced. Guys,

1:42:06 Look at him. Yeah. Uncensored video. I want to know who these girls are. I have an idea. There's a – I know. Because I train a top team. Even dudes are, like, rooting for him. when he died at the end. You're the mouse king today. Don't chew in front of the mic. I remember when Courtney Casey and Felice Herrig, they literally, one of the things we were talking about during the commentary was like they never moved from the same spot.

1:45:08 No motherfucker TJ ruined him Stop too soon I mean 35 You could have one more big fight Oh, they haven't made the final decision? Mm-hmm. Cejudo by split decision. What did you say about Cyborg? I might have said TJ. Why not? What else is there to do She's gonna be sucking She's made millions of dollars They all come back. She's going to go to WWE and challenge Ronda Rousey

1:47:41 Oh dude it was a good one though It's a video game, B. i always think of that mountain lion 85 pounds son of a bitch shut the fuck up i know everything No, no, no, no. It was 85 pounds. It's a juvenile cat I want to get you in here You bad motherfucker He sensed something was there On this thing's neck And it weighed 35 to 40 pounds. No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:49:53 I saw it today. A starving baby. That line's separate. What do they call them? He murdered that man. It had already been eaten by another one. I just typed in 85 pounds Well, that one's bullshit. And for sure a 40-pound cat. and he scratched on the screen. Go borrow bro. Thank you. He doesn't. The black community is ridiculing him now. Yeah, I fought back.

1:52:30 Wow, what a scumbag. It's a 10 pound mountain lion. It's still a mountain lion. Theater. John Anik was doing research today, or yesterday, and he put up on his Instagram one of the To me, he looks like Stephen King's son. That's fucking amazing. of who he looks like. You don't know. He's fucking rugged. He's a man, bro is all handsome He's fucking rugged He's a man bro

1:54:15 At the right time And took some Ferocious shots Yeah He's an amazing tough dude. Tough as shit. I mean, he went the full three rounds with Barboza and took some ferocious shots. Have we really? So you already beat him Joey Benavidez Amazing the ringling shit's done because you can't have elephants anymore i'm out yeah you want to talk And he said all these kids from literally from 8 to 16 years old, they're all wrestling.

1:56:12 The thing is, that shit, that's great Where masculine power is Yeah he did a great job man In the fucking studio He did the Hendrix You love Hendrix, huh? any human being No, for me. No one dies from drugs. His manager was a gangster the henchman says they threw her off a roof because she knew yeah white chick was she knew There's also rumors he sucked dick.

1:58:24 I don't believe it. With a whole thing on it Dude Marlon Brando But when you do coke Mick Jagger and David Bowie did that shit You guys want to do some coke? I was like, maybe David Bowie, maybe Mick Jagger. But we talked about it. He was in Scientology? When I first met Eddie, Eddie and I talked about this because he grew up in LA. It was a huge. Oh, stop.

2:00:09 God damn, he was good. You can't do that on stage. Look at him. Right there. He's vulnerable. Going to fucking. We were both a disaster. Can we do that? for a living, Brian. He is a giant. No fucking way. Felder doesn't give a fuck. And we were laughing I'm on TRT I do, I know. My cock is... Remember he had that heart issue I don't know why He's the size of an elephant

2:03:12 Or That's you And we were hanging out. We were supposed to fight like twice. What? BAFTA. And I was like, I don't want to fuck this up Exactly. He was awful. Like he had them written out All of his shit That is one of the Really ridiculous things. Doesn't make any sense. Ball player or ex-ball player Well, the thing is It doesn't? There's a lot of different various issues.

2:07:06 Motherfucker Check my aura Fingers the size of bratwurst Did you get a colonoscopy Did you get a colonoscopy Look at this all day long. Yeah, and I don't give a fuck about sports, but I understand it. I'm so happy. I was really happy about that. I feel like he belongs there. a great fight, And should be. Yeah, he's D1. that you think I would have thought

2:09:29 You just tried being smart around us, though. Dude, look at all the champions. Remember that? And Sergio just went like this I had to get my septum fixed. For two years I was doing this. That's cool. Mario Sperry was hilarious And tease her Hey. So I showed her a triangle and she, because i wanted her to do it on her next boyfriend She's putting me in a triangle.

2:11:56 And she went. It was a soft bed. goes what i go get dressed we're going to the emergency room she goes um i think i'm fine let's The second. You're going to jail. never show your girlfriend fucking that I was like And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. We're talking about domestic violence. Enjoy the moment, dude. We should enjoy this fight. Live in the moment, man. Francis. We should enjoy this fight, boys. Who are you going with? We're talking about domestic violence.

2:14:20 Your stepmom? How well do you remember your dad joke? My stepdad was fucking evil. Cause it made me Your biological dad Can you imagine if he wanted to be on your podcast? Can you imagine if he bugged you? How many people contact you to get on the podcast? internet cordelaine bro we're all gonna go to go to Coeur d'Alene. It's fucking dope. Eddie, if you go online, Jamie Vernon, pull up pictures of Coeur d'Alene, Iowa.

2:16:29 Are you really living on property? And Felder knows, man. Hold it It'll make you shit harder And then you spray Come on bro I'm telling you it's gorgeous dude It's Kanye West has a house there. No, it'll probably happen. We'll do it. was fascinating yeah jesus christ david sinclair where do I get resveratrol I need some of that I know Oh Vic with the jumping knee

2:19:13 Eddie? I'm going with Kane. Knocked him out? Was he throwing a large amount of punches? Francis is a fucking specimen and his story literally is like right out of is like at the pinnacle of mma fighting in the ufc against world-class competition and fucking He's older, though. Who won this fight? Paul Felder. Yeah, still. No, dude. Stopped doing podcasts

2:22:14 I don't Really he's good He's killing it. there would be in the middle of nowhere. He would I straight up love Tripoli that's where I go off that's where I go off dude Elon Musk come on that had to be one of the most iconic moments in the history of the internet first of all Elon Musk lost his job This is legal right He didn't lose his job Come on A completely

2:23:58 Ben Shapiro It's Elon on YouTube I only go by What you see on YouTube First Yeah, that would be it. Elon, number one? On YouTube, it's Elon on YouTube. I had to buy his car because I told him I would buy his car when I did the podcast. I love your Raptor. What am I driving here today? Why did I drive the Tesla? Well, I thought you did when I saw Tesla.

2:25:08 We're still friends. Drive mine. It's not out yet. I have a Porsche 911 GT3 RS from Shark Works. It's not the same. You're left out of your F-150 shit. Other cars are bullshit? It's the best car. I got a four-door sedan. Fuck those cars. You get someone else to drive. compared to your GT3? Do you remember Swingers? Can you imagine if they went in a Tesla to Vegas?

2:27:30 Dude, I'm going to line up both your tests like this. Hey, I got a Toyota Tundra. I got stock rims. I was giving you cars on the spot. in the back? Dude, I have nothing. I have 10th Planet You think you're better than us because you had Tesla. Paris Hilton. And they got their headphones on It's the same it was 10 years ago Okay, but save all that look.

2:29:57 He took giant bombs from Czech Congo and still took him down to beat that guy. Okay, the biceps are a little bit. Look at Fedor's body. We'll find out tonight because Francis has the best body. You guys never do. It's always the same shit. She's better looking than the ring card girls. She is preposterous. Let's do this shit! She's beautiful. A great fighter

2:32:01 Definitely hasn't gotten Hollywood with it you know right there her name right now Yeah, but we can say it. Here's how crazy it is. He's a god damn As an American Cause some of them Yeah me Wolf lost 4,000 of the 49ers. N-Nurma Gamitov. right now I still Damn, you got it. over and over again But yeah, gonna happen right here i do not know what the fuck's gonna happen right here can we hear them

2:34:58 is the scariest of all time. literally five years in a training. It just depends what version of Kane we get. How crazy would it be if Zingano actually trained jujitsu right and fell in love with Hey, no one got time for that. It was like, fuck your treadmill. No, what I'm saying is eventually, no matter, we see it over and over again. Exactly. What if that happens?

2:37:30 Damn, look how giant he looks. Oh, my goodness. Something's wrong with his leg, or maybe not. Yeah, chill out bro. bro yeah but the fact that he Oh, wow. Let's be real. I think that's MCL right there whatever he is you could only go so long It's true, man. driving they just keep driving and then their knees go and the neck goes and the back goes I'm in the middle of that.

2:40:19 Had my bicep reattached You got to eat red meat, bro. I mean, with that forearm Because Francis is so powerful. Give me some volume. Thank you for the event. thank you for here here I That forearm landed on the back of his neck. You know what I saw there? No, Jay goes in and then he goes in. That lands on his shoulder. You're right. It hit his shoulder.

2:43:01 He was throwing him around. he has so little mileage. And this one He's the best I'm so impressed with him Like when I work with him He's the best. It's such a bummer to lose that one. So it's wonderful. John Anik is so good, man. I love John. Was this. Oh, right there. What happened? So far, nothing. Oh, yeah. What? Oh, uppercut. You know what? Watch this right here. Right here. Boom!

2:45:20 That's a legit win. 100%. today is that people look at You can't be attached. He clipped him. saw it i didn't see it well you know what i think we need another so exciting when shit like that He works back there. He took my spot. So he does like the, he'll like pick the play by play angles. And then that's a good thing. I can't remember the name. The debut of Fox, Kane gets knocked out by JDS.

2:48:59 that last how to play this over and over let Let's look at this. The exchange. Those kicks were sweet. See, he hits him. Is that a possibility? The hell? There's a good angle for Ngannou right here. Yeah, he got clipped. What are you saying? Is he optimized? This angle, it looks like he misses it. Hold on. You see his head move. That's why King says that. You see his head move.

2:51:03 guy that's only been doing it for how many years now? If he can just get over the hump What's up now? But Francis is a giant He's Boxing room I watched Michael Jai White do a hopping Your boy Joey likes in the spawn. So I'm telling Michael Jai White I'm trying to explain to him how bad of a motherfucker Joe is with that turn and side kick. when Joe Rogan kicks.

2:53:35 I'm just peppering. turning sidekick. I'm blowing him the fuck White all about Joe Rogan's turning sidekick. is coming out like he's done it a million times. to the fucking, What year is this? No, he did the turning sidekick. He broke the chain. and he just fucking broke the chain But we had to get rid of the chain Michael Jai Wai walks up to this bag.

2:55:59 You went ham on that bad Yeah. If LeBron James at 18 went, you know what, let me try and hit the mitts. of the reason why you're successful is because you've built up this insane work ethic so you train like a Kobe Bryant I think certain fighters, certain people, that doesn't deter them, Yeah Cool that's your belief And you're like He was paying Chuck to not fight.

2:58:41 No. and this is where the real philosophical debate comes in. Everybody's right. When I was like really good when I was doing Taekwondo tournaments, They're in the gym all day. He was a top motherfucker. Yes, a lot. Here I am, a 20-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs, a 21-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs. He would fuck me up with boxing. You can make money.

3:01:07 It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. hit him but but my take from it wasn't you know my take from it 100 was oh this guy's way more After Travis, you walked me. I was like gonna like you too look at him don't want to be doing this no thank you to tell you You don't want to be doing this Thank you I love it Thank you brother

3:02:51 It was weird And I was like You opened All three of us We love you man Just know this. You can still kiss those people's asses that you hang out with. You might be the toughest comedian. If you guys fought, I'd go, Brennan got a lot of size on. That wouldn't shock me either. Really? No, for course. I know I have seen Brandon Shaw with some of the best jiu-jitsu guys in the world.

3:04:50 I saw him There's no way We stopped. Good for you. There's physical advantages that people have that are so stunning. Yes, he's bigger than you. He knows that. That's different. You know how many times I can't fucking even breathe I do cardio like I love them It's like a banana split in wrestling. Are there any other comedians who wrestled or anything like that?

3:07:42 Jay Moore can wrestle. No, he's not. Oh, my God. The walls don't work I liked that guy. He's a really, really, really nice What? Jesus Christ, Dan. Yeah. Damn. I believe Jamie because he's from Ohio. It's all the same. That's not every show. You're pretty close. Jesus Christ. Is there racing that goes the other way? Correct. You watch a GT3 car, you're like, oh, that guy's flying.

3:10:52 You know how big Talladega Nights, the sequel, would be? When they're together, shit. Look at the one on the right. Oh, my God. That's basically you're like sitting on a missile. Most of the time. What's a famous Formula One race? No, race. A race. A race. Isn't the one in Monaco? One race? Racer or race? A race. Beautiful, man. When am I going to lose it? I haven't lost it yet.

3:12:49 So what do you think the NASCAR thing is? You just wait for the cars to pass by. That's exactly right they have fucking tents that are geniuses Did someone die? Yeah, broke her neck. races formula one she's not legal fuck dude how crazy is that her parents got assigned for that It's like, yes. How could Formula One be Illuminati? If the Illuminati are not at Formula One races, what the fuck are you doing?

3:15:09 Yeah. And those like Red Bull, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, those boys make bank, too. as a kid to do it there's so much money Go ahead. The kids don't give a fuck about that shit in Europe. I think that's incorrect. Damn. He was the best. He was a racer. He was like a matador. Everybody came out. I don't know. When you see the footage of those guys.

3:17:51 It's like Dale Earnhardt Jr. of safety stuff in it. A bunch of rehab. hiding, can't feel his foot What are you doing? But if we wrote it, it would be like Super Rude. I've played it. I used to play once a year in a charity event. playing a game, like golf? And it's 99% white. here's a good story for you who was a big investment guy 1929 Everybody cheats at golf.

3:20:50 but he looked around Your mom's a fucking snitch. snitch that guy's a crook she goes It was a huge deal. Why is he looking at you? The little things in life you can pick up on. This guy's full of shit. Eddie, talking to him, he's like, what? And then he came down to my school, and after one class, he's telling me the next day, And I thought, shit, maybe I shouldn't go into business with this guy.

3:23:15 Joe and I, ever since we were, weird thing when people make shit up though yeah he Yeah, he was a kung fu champion. Traveled to Okinawa, fought everyone bare knuckle. She was like six months into it. when they're kids. some of them will say, fuck, He let me. because no one showed up see like she won the lottery You didn't find anything. She was just weird.

3:26:18 And I go, I start laughing. what? I go, you can't. but they used her hands instead she's a good person how weird that sounds She wasn't into me. I didn't have a real career I'm sensitive I'm an idiot. is you're better you're better It's all the same shit Right above the bush. No, but pull a short shot of it. When's the last time you saw it? I want to let you guys know that I co-opt.

3:29:32 That's a different thing. He's got a MacBook. Oh, cool. He's doing that shit for a MacBook. Things are being's clear in that picture. He's got a MacBook. They want to hear Cormier talk. DC's gonna defend Still going DC Talk about Kane from 2002. Five dollars Who does John fight next? He's got more options He was a tank when he was in Strikeforce. not in the cards. It would be a phenomenal fight

3:31:45 avenging his brother's loss shut your fucking mouth wait here's Brock I think he's 5'11". It's crazy. He's so good. He's standing next to him. They put Carman at 6'5". Well, that'd be racist, Eddie. Yeah, I don't care either. guys in things like No, NFL. Come on, man. But let's just add super nice guy. He's skinny right now, dude. There's freaks. There's freaks in both sports.

3:34:36 There's a different kind of beast right there. So you have these specimens, right? Maybe LeBron. hold on a second. Okay, in terms of like top of the food chain athletics. Let's just say. And the NFL and NBA. I would say 2% of the UFC is freak athletes. There's a bunch of guys. to be in that more of a violent sport. Oh, my God. That's a completely separate rule. You're right.

3:37:23 Well, because they think that they have a better chance I mean, they were talking about this I'm sure he made a shit load of money but there's the guy who's the third-string quarterback It's just an exaggeration. Well, it pays for your college education. And then he made You can do the sponsors This guy's making that a month. Remember they tried to do that shit with Fedor?

3:39:26 why did you call it? I bet they're going to do set up Crow Cop Fedor. And you talk about a fighting Do you have any Russian friends, any Russian spies? No, not for me. Damn. I'm like, God damn it. You know what I want before we do this podcast? I want one example idea of why we should believe the earth is flat. I'm not married to that. There's not one example?

3:41:48 I look at all my shit, I've been doing research Yeah. Flat Earth is what? There's no way. Right, of course. Why would NASA lie? Let's hear just a few of it. I'm not going to let my Not even other rulers from small countries are like one world government. is to have the people embrace it. I've heard this. They all knew it, but they couldn't do it. They didn't work so far.

3:45:05 to the vatican you see paintings that paintings of like ufos with aliens in them and back when some kind of extraterrestrial threat he said that shit he said that in front of the un wouldn't oh Because he's talking about like it's time. all come from the vatican the vatican has Vatican said that the Earth- You know what the name of the Vatican telescope is?

3:47:12 What? It's in the Vatican. in Chile. all this shit? It's a funny theory. It was like 2001. What are you talking about? Joe had them all. I DVR'd all that shit. What's above us and what This is the one thing I want to say. some weird shit don't know what we're on So it's not that we believe totally different. Wait, wait, wait. Because I don't need a study.

3:50:42 I think we've got to cut this off. I believe in flat earth I'm crazy I only got It's not like the stories Eddie Bravo, anything? That's fun.