Joe Rogan Experience #20200110 — Fight Companion - January 9, 2020 Transcript

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0:00 Yee-haw! Bodies. What do they do with the bodies? Before that, though. There was something before that. Mines, fields, size of Paris. Today's the 9th. Last Monday You look good I was getting My face feels small. your face every day so you get in there you're like oh this is like less face also a fat face There's a Burger King for the next- How dare you?

2:29 Why'd you decide to do it? What a massive impact So I'm seeing what happens with that too. Like really bad That human beings have been eating From cooking it But that's just the mechanics Oh hell yeah. And he's like, And it's not Einstein. But they want to make it this diet i i had gotten off the rails a little bit too many too many carbs too much pasta i was

5:36 So all the different things that can fuck with your health So your insulin was spiking in your days like this. Oh, I hate myself afterwards. I hate myself. But the amount of time it feels good versus the amount of time it doesn't feel good. It's so massive. Oh, I hate myself afterwards. It's so nice. Just ride it out. Then five other pounds. They're out there.

7:25 I don't know if I'm going to keep doing it. I know what I'm doing. Comanches barely ate anything other than buffalo. Well, there's a difference between shredded and malnourished, Eddie. You know what I'm saying? Settlers moved in though What to do with flour When the I'm reading this account. They can solve syphilis now right? Smallpox What is that?

10:00 People just start dying. saying hell yeah because you're getting into conspiracies yeah this is the top of my hat Indians got syphilis. They started running out of food. people taking away all their horses and there's like a sitting duck on this reservation dude the It's like Westworld. Did you see in his little cell, there's like 10 different freaking outfit jumpsuits.

12:22 Well, the Michael Badden guy, that guy from the HBO autopsy series, series i mean that guy has done thousands of autopsies and he's a real We're just causing a fucking triangle on their first people are gonna say Michael Shermer's and there's a guy on YouTube who every day he puts out, conspiracy theorists are all into it. Michael Shermer. I'm so balls deep.

14:02 take me two hours to go into. Robert Maxwell. Okay, well, we'll have people go to that guy's page. What is that? That's crazy. The amount of deception that's shoved down our throats, it's obvious now. Totally. Why did they need to show 9,000 jumpsuits and shit? Look at all those jumpsuits. The new video footage was accidentally erased. The first suicide attempt

16:54 A lot of power Every now and then Wouldn't it be smart? for like all these people that like they die, but you never see their bodies. They could just say, you know, they can have all these cities for, like all these people that like, they die, Especially when he's in the cell. he's he's he's dug in so deep like so deep like the neighbor that the property that's right next

18:11 because back in the 80s, whatever it was worth. As long as the Iran-Contra scandal. Who? Jim Maxwell. Yes. She's like hiding. Her father was the one. I guarantee you she's in touch with people. see the thing, what's happening... No, it wasn't. The internet was intended for The internet was... Robert Maxwell And it's called Operation Midnight Climax.

21:11 They dosed this one guy 77 days in a row. So they opened up whorehouses, and they called it Operation Midnight Climax. What a great gig. USA. on stuff in Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco, that's where Manson came out of. So the CIA had said, that was terrible, and that's past history. CIA ain't going to jail. That is all you do. So interesting. He even came to New York, and they still couldn't do shit to him.

24:10 that happens. People turn. Some people say that JFK, I don't know if it's true or not, with their boots on, and go through all the different theories Yeah. But not just that, a bunch of stories translated multiple times. Maybe God and Jesus is the frequency. It's got to be because there's one thing. i said i'm balls deep and and uh trying to isn't just a book with crazy fairy tales this This is some real shit. Well, what it is is a historical account of the times of the people that lived back then,

27:02 God sicked two bears on these kids that were making fun of this Like what's the thought I don't know Like I can feel certain things to do the right thing and i believe there's a god because um a couple things you know when when i i The more I get into Whatever you want to When you think about your kids and shit, that bums me out. That was the guy, Maybe that's true.

29:42 by nature, An infinite computer program. It could literally be how dimensions are created. out there that you can put on and you can do all these Yeah, I mean. It's just a matter of time. assuming that all of the stuff that you know and all the stuff that you experience is 100% real. we experience every day and that's inevitable it seems like just how people do it and what i'm

33:13 Or you download your consciousness and you just, you know, you can download into another body or another. What's kind of – I mean, what are we? You know I mean So what is going on Down to fucking they start they just found another asteroid impact from 800 000 years ago jesus they knew we were hit times like this is we're not going to be us anymore like no you think you think if this is

35:53 More crazy. Yeah. The theory is billions of years ago, out of nothing, everything exploded. You can look this up right now. A million percent. There's ice in that thing. Yes, the guy at McDonald's. I bet you there's not one dude we're gonna mcdonald's going i think it's a simulation dude that's true but that's just because when you're struggling in danger but also the level that where his iq is so high right he's on a different frequency

38:58 If it's just your mind experiencing things that your mind translate as being physical sensations, We knew it. Or we're just overthinking it Once you live your life Because we want to hope Also, the way you treat people and the things that you rub off on other people Boom, there's all these these youtube and they're all That's the worst thing you could give a politician.

41:07 But if they could do that to the president, they could do that to anybody. No matter what Trump does, They shot themselves in the foot. And so now, instead of being at the tightest of journalistic standards, they have actually than Trump just because he's arrogant And that's what he's doing. you're going to get killed. a people. You can't wear red hats.

43:39 Of course it was. Well, it comes from the media because of what we were talking about earlier. It's not just about Trump. We knew about all this shit. Pat Miletic. It's 100% real Not the loony left All the Remember 9-11? 9-11 happens and no one brings it up. Hold on a second. It's a lot more complicated than that. Have you seen the video of Biden at the CFR?

46:25 they go to countries, and then you're going to hire my son, not illegal because it's not biden but getting your family jobs no but it's sort of sneaky way It's scary. Well, they're speculating. They're saving face. They were like, it's a way to, they both save face and there's no World War III. Yeah, surprisingly, he doesn't want The idea of starting this thing

48:20 I find what No, he's slipping over. I'm married to the ball. I'm open-minded, though, brother. Well, let's start with... lean. He looks big. I had He's very explosive. I've been watching some old Conor fights. For him. But I think Conor is – this is a good fight if he wants to fight 70 I stood next to him He's fucking huge dude That's going to be hard to beat.

51:18 I was like, I think there's something wrong with his left hand. Such a stud. He can't run at all. He can't run. He can only swim. That sounds't run. His cartilage is torn apart. He can't run at all. Savage. was all stand-up. All stand-up. only defended the title once, won the title Look at this. I thought he was bringing whiskey. Ah, shut up. The crazy stuff.

53:17 I've had that, it's good stuff What's up, buddy? I wiped it off with makeup remover. So you three dickheads can hang out. He's got great hair though You're ever gonna lose your hair right And who's nice to be around? Your best times, your biggest smiles, the most excitable times are all when we're having fun. Laughing. We should be having meals together.

54:53 And I'm like, somebody needs to talk. that skiing one was great I got 2.4 million my favorite ones Those are great The best one was when I was like You know why he stopped doing them? You know why you stopped doing them you know why you stopped and i write at night when i'm high coming home from the store so i come home from the store Two in the morning?

56:38 Sometimes I go back to bed And I'll sleep for another two hours. No, he's not trendy. You want to hear an Aztec death whistle? Yeah Suck on it though Like while they were That's scary Oh, look at this. You could fuck with people because they can only hit you so far away. That's scary as fuck, dude. No, no, no. This is a bad idea. Hard times made hard men.

59:30 Everything else is nonsense. Like discipline, exercise, work. Two states If you're not worried You know your daughter No, I have not. How is Joe? He's great. But it's like Gotta do this Robert Downey Jr. Yesterday. He was amazing. Damn. It's a beautiful thing. And so you get caught up in the game that you've created in order for And then also, I think he has a really good sense of how much he inspires people.

1:03:03 You're shooting these movies. He talks about it in documentary Most of the time i've been around some pretty pretty successful older people of late one of the things that i So that's what they're worried about losing, right? De Niro? I think that's why he did it. Didn't Iron Man 4 just come out? Yeah. Spoiler alert, he dies. Dude, you are Iron Man. How dare you, bro? Didn't Iron Man 4

1:05:10 It's Avengers. You mean all of us? In proper controls And has more control harder wouldn't you say a big part of uh males drive to be successful there's a big part you when you were younger was a sensation, Scared and tired. But it is, man. Tequila. Get that blunt with us. Take an Uber. I think it would help you a lot. I do a set I will occasionally allow

1:08:02 That I've done a bunch this is the best way to do it. That doesn't make any sense. It came from me being baked, joking around about this one particular subject that I already had a bit about on stage. you're always looking for makes it but it also makes me more curious like weed makes me curious I'm always curious but weed makes me curious in the moment like

1:09:48 Say applesauce. if you're doing a shitload of sets. Why do you like these conspiracy theories We all know the government lies. she deals with like get together and they fucking hate their other competitors. No Illuminati. we wouldn't go. I knew a chick. It was one of the worst arguments. She knew them very well. It's adorable. I'll get the podcast.

1:13:04 I'm eye-rolling that the you I roll doesn't control the It's people at the highest levels of banks. He hasn't seen it. He hasn't seen it. I'm sorry. He hasn't seen it. He just doesn't want you to put it on. I? Yeah, I saw it. You are. You haven't seen it. He hasn't seen it. different people that have made YouTube videos on it, and they feel some kinship, just like the Freemasons.

1:14:29 They talk about the owl god Moloch. But your initial reaction is not objective. I think they're all competitive. Yeah. They do things like influence special interest groups. the fucking late 90s. It's a corn concert. They're in the woods, dude. The richest people in the world But there's pictures of like People like to be protected. It's like a little gang, and it's a top guy.

1:17:08 group. And it's a big-ass city. This city's hidden. what I heard. They know they can't Here's what I think. I'm going to give you but here's what I think you know why I think that's where Epstein came in where Ep Correct. That's where Epstein came in. And then they go to an island, so they think they're fine. Messiah. Okay, while he's gone, do not ask me about-

1:18:53 Eddie, you've been restrained, man. Yeah, you came too late, dude. He's legit. All the shit that's going on right now, we knew about this shit two years ago. they're going to start curating. You're right. You just got to figure out for sure who's full of shit. Let see who's for sure where's it coming from hillary clinton's Tucker Carlson right now.

1:20:58 No, you pick a side. Give him one more. There's only three. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys you'd be the fourth there's only three guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys we gotta stop talking to each other no i'm

1:22:06 So for sure, hey, look into Biden. He's fucking on video the transcript, And then he starts reading, If you don't, exactly like that. If you don't, just like a gangster. I'm only going to tell you this seven times. And seven, you better listen up good. You said it that way? Is it Liam Neeson? So what you do is the workaround is you go to DuckDuckGo and in their little space bar put site, S-I-T-E, semicolon, YouTube.com, and then whatever you want.

1:23:57 I'm like, what am I doing here? Oh, interesting. and then space anytime I want to search something. They're hiding everything, dude. you're just going to make money off me? a conspiracy video all my content. and upload something Exactly. And Amazon. are older and a little bit more moderate we're looking they had a meeting with their young It's like strategic.

1:26:34 People are hip to it. they'll be you know they're fucking themselves yeah like because all they do is losing all their Netflix controls all their things But if they're giving you They control the whole network It's entirely up to them but what they what they find out later is that there are so many other venues that people are watching it on. he was like,

1:28:58 it is what it is on YouTube. It used to be a certain, they would take the two-minute download. I never gave a shit about monetizing my YouTube. So if they like demonetize my YouTube channel, I never put any weird shit on there anyways. Yeah, but you don't have And Alex Jones got completely This makes bigger and bigger echo chambers is what it does.

1:30:39 When you look into the comments, people are discussing things. Personal website That are tolerated Mainstream You need competition. They don't want that. Jesus. the slogan was They start thinking about That's what happens you've got to figure out because if they were all corrupt, There's always good people. Did you see that new video that came out right before the dude suicided himself that accused

1:33:14 And he's doing it as Frank Underwood. You don't have to kill people. You can do that too. That's all. Dude, he's MKUltra. I'm dead serious. and do the unexpected. He's not a killer. Hold on, Eddie. Do you think Epstein... Why would he want to be alive? approve it but i'm just saying a whole other life outside of getting his dick grabbed by kevin There's a few guys he grabbed that dick.

1:36:17 Yeah, yeah. home runs he hit? All that crazy shit Yes. Hold on. a half and I wanted to be his friend so badly. Hold on. That's a great joke. I'm just obviously just kidding. I'll fuck anybody. Yeah, well, that guy's a sociopath. He was his college. Can you text him and ask him? I love that so it's two to two. But if you weren't gay, getting fucked by a guy might be easy.

1:39:21 You could always say, my dick was soft. Go ahead, bro. And it's not because I need it for her. This guy's a big scary dude, too. Okay, we'll talk later. It's a tough go. I think two things happened. People forget, when Ben got to the UFC, he was an older dude. With all due respect. No, but he's such a good grappler that it doesn't matter. Who saw that coming?

1:42:04 That's why we wanted to see it. You're right. You're right. His striking was subpar, for sure. Is that a response? I'm just saying, with great as he is. Ben's grappling was on such a high level. That's why we wanted to see it. And Robbie Lawler, there's no argument whether or not Robbie Lawler tapped. Khabib's so formidable because You were a former world champion, so when he

1:42:53 It just shows you that if you're not fighting the UFC, and I know Scott Cogart, I love Scott Cogart. Oh, yeah? I love the dude. past five opponents. and then beat him you never know. He's got some serious power And you're in that grind It's true that you can't say he's the best. On any given night, he can light up any I'm having a hard time, wake up, my girlfriend's

1:45:25 And then he pops right back up to untouchable levels. He shows that his wave is way higher than everybody else's. I'm just saying a lot of naysayers say, well, there's the USADA wave and there's that. It's not going to work. Or taking Coke. You've got to take into account possible over-partying I'm sorry. I also think it's tough for him to get up for the Anthony Smith and the Dominic Reyes.

1:47:40 Why'd you have to go there, dude? him up too if he had beaten steep a he would help he would he would be a national hero he'd be a that barely spoke English in a sand mine he's a great guy and they go into orbit. that would be. Wow. He's 230. they're probably going to say, you know, you don't have to lose any weight. He was training with that job. Even 235.

1:50:44 That's very significant. They might use a little Mexican supplement. skill set, his Yeah. who just became a world champion. And I think they're formulate a game plan. What's the fucking point of diminishing returns? But like okay like here's one like Marlon arise like Marlon rise when he went to Brian, I don't see you as a made 35 and looked like a beast

1:53:36 about optimizing versus Stipe, then him versus And would you say his brothers are better athletes he might be the only guy who can beat John Jones. Yeah, that's the big thing is that they grew up beating each other's asses. He would train with John. Oh, my God. Guys who grow up with brothers Doesn't Askren have a twin brother? family picnic the diaz brothers do they have an mma fight in the grass at a family picnic what

1:55:50 Ben and Max Asperin. Because you don't get an escape. same thing. or second youngest I think it's in Sports Gene. bullshit, and you don't have to be an expert on it. i said to him one time i go let And Kresser didn't really didn't before the podcast than most of these No, self-aggrandizing. He's also done the research. Josh. What's the conclusion? When someone like Lane Norton goes over, not just the debate,

1:59:08 the science of it and is a full-on 100 science guy now there's a thing that vegans do where they Not just some. Yeah, you said you feel great. In 11 days? I lose 7 more pounds to have surgery no no surgery no from falling skiing some lady wiped out in front of me and i And then for the rest of the day, I was a little half dizzy. bone. But I'm not. I just was trying. Is this legit

2:02:04 move my feet. I had to warm my feet up. I would walk like I was 70. I couldn't walk. My feet, I couldn't move my feet. I don't have any problems. You're welcome. I step into a mold, and then you have insoles. It went away? My feet were strong. to tendonitis. Think about all the shit But I did it for years. i was doing that for seven years then like on year seven i got it well it's probably overused yeah maybe seriously think about all

2:04:10 235 I'm telling you not only do I not get f get first of all my diarrhea is legendary like they would talk about It's science What you're saying Say meanwhile Is that a side effect of a carnivore diet? Like you're a squid? I've had no bread, no nothing. But the thing about the... Which is ferocious The black diarrhea But the Is used to this sort of a balance

2:06:03 To the fact that And occasionally I'll have eggs. You can have eggs. But here's the thing, is that dietary cholesterol Genetically, it's terrible for them. I'm going down. It's a five-hour drive, too. They're longevity specialists. They do sell your data. Maybe it's better to be more like Eddie than me. i think that's i like the way you say afghanistan afghanistan afghanistan i love that was never a

2:09:01 I'm just saying sometimes people are such assholes you can't fucking believe it. The thing is if you can take the heat. They're like we're out That guy's a great fucking guy Have you heard this? It's so... Eddie Educator. Listen. They don't have to be on the fucking Forbes 500. of England can go suck a dick. I didn't really mean it. But the idea of royals is ridiculous, man.

2:11:31 And people are so interested in their lives. We're seeing it now. You see here. Jenga, yeah, that's Jenga. Yeah. That interview. Yeah Epstein Epstein was Savile was a celebrity There's a dark side Like is there a dark side Not everybody. No, in England, but England's this one hundredth of Earth. celebrity that was it's the equivalent of if we found out dick clark was fucking all sorts of

2:14:53 A former police officer has spoken about I've never heard of him. Imagine if Epstein was a celebrity. in the 60s and 70s How about that journalist who infiltrated the Vatican? Well, you know he Well, if you know the history of the Roman Catholic Church, you know, Constantine, this is like mainstream history. A sensational new book Yeah. when you look at the history,

2:17:25 We're going to do Christ. They talk to Jesus once a week. is they were never into jesus it was never about jesus we know that yeah yeah so when you look at It does not look like Jesus. It looks like a Slayer album cover. That looks like Helloway. It's an main church. That does not, that's supposed to be Jesus right there? They just go, this is supposed, it looks like a Slayer album cover.

2:18:55 This is supposed to represent the resurrection of Jesus. This is their main church. It's hell. Oh, okay. But those things in the bottom aren't faces. I'm not arguing. What is he coming out of? Jesus went to hell? Why would Jesus go go to hell that doesn't make any sense i don't think These people are crazy people. I don't know how much that has to say about the vatican's position or about this guy who created

2:21:11 These are just figures of speeches we rudely use here in America. He meant gay like maybe in the Flintstones. that's one of my look at the fangs They're not into Christ. Look at the fangs. That is the Vatican. I mean, go to that upper left corner that you got there. That's St. Peter's Basilica. Somebody loves snakes. it didn't even make sense to me

2:23:23 Venetian at Vegas I'm like oh my god when I go to the venetian at vegas i'm like oh my god venetian i'm like jesus christ go there you'll lose your mind There are paintings that were done, that were started by one artist and then finished by these structures that we go and visit all the time. According to the Big Bang Theory, the expansion So he was a cosmologist

2:25:21 You've gone too far. No, I don't think that's true. Have you ever been? I love the Cardinals yeah Lucifer instrument helps astronomers see through darkness. in Arizona. It's amazing the Vatican would call it. No. Or you'll fall for everything Mount Graham in It's probably not this one. Oh, L-U-C-I-A. But they picked ones. That doesn't make any sense.

2:28:21 This is old shit. Jamie? You could call it the God Eye. How did that one get picked? At least one guy. L, F, We dig it. It's not Satan. It's a coincidence. But wait a minute. names or nicknames to things it does not own. Well, you know, the serpent was the reason why we're human. But the fact that there is a debate. It's one or the other. of the Big Bang Theory? There's no God.

2:32:18 that we're on a special place I have to. The Catholic Church loves Jesus. Okay. Jairzino is a fucking monster, man. He did. The most clever. Alistair, you don't see any signs. He could beat anybody. former K-1 Grand Prix champion, former Strikeforce champion, Picks his time I don't know. I'm interested though. I want to see. You know what's interesting, though, is Stipe did take him.

2:35:37 You get that VIP ticket? I thought they hated you. That's a no. Come on, man. You know what's interesting, man? with Till, though? Stylebender and Yoel Romero. the uncrowned champ. there's an, Yoel Romero in that fight? For sure. fashion but when i see yoel romero against paul costa i go well costa obviously is next in line I think he's had bicep surgery.

2:37:42 He's got a face like a goddamn fire hydrant. He's so fucking muscular. Dude, when I stand next to that guy, It didn't tear off, but it was coming off my shoulder. Yoel is a freak. That's what's impressive. Not conspiracy theory. look like me he's like it's true man they got crazy genes man think about how many world-class Amazing box. the middleweight title

2:39:47 Yoel has trouble making 85 or no? He should have won the title. terminator he's going through motherfuckers when you see see Stylebender, you see like a Bruce Lee. But not clean. Hit the showers. Like Daniel Cormier A 170 He might be the world champion at 170. where he took his time and did it over a long period of time correctly. He's a 10th planet black belt.

2:41:37 Was he? The nicest- There's no reason he should be that tough. He loves it. If one of those two get hurt, man, I'm going to freak the fuck out. He's just... Yeah, yeah. He's a guy who beat Uriah? I'm bad with the Russian names Piotr Vasilyanis They're built different man where you look at him You think so? get in problems. U6 is going to be the already moving him

2:44:07 At 205 About cutting weight Get to 65 Khabib and GSP at 65. That boy was thick He said he was having digestion problems because he had to consume so many that fight He was eating too much He said he's just like He puts these We'd be in the pool for an hour. And what does it do? his hands and also improve the core strength so what i'm gonna do is i i use the pool i try to be

2:46:08 So does 230 of those That guy live streaming the war How, how? I don't think so. It was in the group chat. We also have dudes who are actually fighting in a war who have cell phones. Real as fuck. I hope they didn't. That looks like an IED or something. I don't think it's in Iran's vested interest to really do something serious. So it looks like a real retaliation.

2:48:21 This guy, we knew this guy, he was in Baghdad. with the Middle East. He's like, I don't want to be involved in the Middle East. and Trump was like reneging on all that. So fuck all that. You claim that there's 30 people. everybody in Iran goes oh we got revenge none of you bitches are going anywhere So, Hudo's vacating the flyweight title. You missed it, dude.

2:50:43 Davidson Figueredo. Las Vegas? Had to go through surgery Very close fight A shot at the title Max said something. He's like, I need some time. People talk about 145 in the UFC. What's that, 135? But Calvin Cater He's the dark horse That third round He didn't try to get back up. He's a fucking beast, man. I don't know. Dude, you got to watch that interview with Theo Vaughn.

2:53:46 Oh, yeah. Bro, speaking about getting fucked over, how about Cub Swanson? Cub fights at 145 And he had a In between the legs It was a reap it wasn't even a reap in between the legs. Yeah, he's reaping the leg. Married kids. And now you're in a position where you're out 100% for a year at 36. It's not worth it. I stepped out of line. look her up. I don't think that world-class fighters should be fucking jet skiing, and I don't think they

2:55:48 And he would laugh The position wouldn't have been available in MMA It was a freak thing. It could happen. Is that real? he was like you know what let me slow down and enjoy life what a baller that's what he said Come on. Yes. He wants to do other shit Is just open up a school Some guys just want All he's got to do is open a school. I have a proposition for you,

2:58:45 Oh no that's not true. We need to go hunting Brian he does care that's a legit hey for reals and Eddie Oh, okay. You guys get out of here. How's your show doing? I'm there Valentine's Day. Yeah BrianCown.com At a theater more of those fight camp microphones Okay. We'll talk. All right. That's Gordon Ryan right there. Okay. They have to go. Son, I just got family shit to do.

3:01:52 no as soon as you're on it sells and joey's on you and joey i think whitney's on too you and I like it. great clubs i think i like the way they handle things at the improv they're nice people you know and it's right across that one great all loved it man have you seen his me too movie bit no i'm not saying nothing we'll talk later I've known Tony for a long time.

3:04:10 and I'm Democrat and Republicans. I don't know what happened i don't know what happened but christ yeah and the older you get you're're like, I was a fucking idiot. That's one thing when you go to family gatherings and everyone's got their kids like you feel about their kids the way you feel about your kids like you want to look out he's I get it. Explain that to me.

3:07:11 there would be some smooth level ground we could help each other the problem is when some people Everything you're saying is right. But that's not what these people, these certain people, not everybody. I understand what you're saying. protesters that's what i'm talking about this is man. But this is the other side of the coin. You know, I had a tweet that I put out,

3:10:21 disguised a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised a security problem well everything you're saying is correct but the But it's not common sense with these people. I took a little, And now you guys, it's like being threatened. diminish anybody's death or anybody's family member's death but the number of guns in this son and my wife i don't care what happens at that school or that mall or that school or that mall

3:12:51 You care about a lot of people. it's just about us. That's enough. Yeah, like Texas. Everyone comes out, Mm-mm. Los Angeles Times wouldn't print the pictures. They were killed almost instantly. when they just stopped all those kit carson type dudes from the fucking wild west they just stopped Shit. And if you have the resources, you can keep those tigers fed.

3:16:00 cordial they hold doors for you they say morning. They look you in the eye. I did my first CD in Texas. I don't have any- I like when people come up to me. Sometimes, you know when I had a guy the other night, I was just like, I'm Do you remember you and me in like 2000, hanging out at your fucking guest house? Come on, dude. That like yellow fish bong.

3:18:25 Still have it. Still have it. there's no such thing believes all that shit they're going to let him do go on they're going to come on JRE? They're going to let him go on Larry King. I think he figured out he got set up. predicted Osama bin Laden before 9-11 I don't know if you know this there's He's a big part of it. pieces how do we get to that but wait a minute who's the master fucking puppeteer that's a long

3:21:13 about these crashed in the late 80s She's still alive? It's almost like the universe is throwing you a puzzle. The outside you can't eat. and we can connect in a way. The last thing on their mind is trying to figure out what the fuck this is all about. On the weekends, I don't try to get my son I'll get him when he's like And his whole life, every minute is happiness.

3:24:04 And then after school, it's all about fun. And he decides what we're going to do. He loves school more than anything. He loves school more than fucking, he loves school. I'm like, boom, that's it. He decides. He was all over the place. I didn't know he had a bunch of others. Holy shit. I never told my mom that. People know that you love them. And then it's a funny thing.

3:26:32 I won't forget. And he goes, to being a dad I don't matter no more I would have shaved my head Everybody online is calling me, Anybody talk, like, stupid shit, Yeah. I would go go fuck that guy Anybody comment something that says genuinely I'm like, dude, let me save your life. Find someone else. This is my party. Yeah. is ruling the party. Kick him out. Kick him out of the party. I'll kick him the fuck out. This is my party.

3:29:35 If you criticize me That's some ozone therapy. and the i didn't do stem cells till the third day it's like you had to prep yourself for the Juicing, coffee enema. Really? This is what Javi tells me. about and when i went to mexico that's what that's one of the things they do because this is the was for the stem cells. anti-cancer treatments together.

3:32:20 Have you heard about this? What exactly? They just do their best. you're 19 I go one day pills he got addicted to without going through all the withdrawals and the pain. He goes, I'm going to put. And then a lot of stuff happened. That whole Ibogaine retreat. He's running everything like El Patron. Could they do the same kind of shit as Dr. Neil Reardon?

3:36:14 So you don't have to have cancer to go there. chips to get stem cells because my body is broken as fuck i'm 50 years old and my knee my shoulder Yeah, I got fucked up again. That was the thought. Okay, no, maybe six months. So Ed was always telling me to come down, At least I tried. Me and Ed, I've ever met in my life, man. electron all day i was there like eight hours doing shit every day. So you said your inflammation

3:39:00 How bad was the tear before you got it fixed? I don't know. Let's do this. We got stem cells. Who told you that? I was doing weightlifting too. I did. that take supposedly and then put them I was doing the shit. two to three months because if i start rolling now well you know john donahurt doesn't roll right Can't leave it alone. or a little cool transition,

3:42:03 Because I appreciate the little move. I got to teach that. record every one of my sets is because of you that's the only reason because you always say There's so much shit. I'm afraid to. and then when I get home one o'clock in the morning listen to that set on the way home and then sit in front of my laptop for an hour to hour and a half Yeah. And stopwatch is ticking down.

3:45:08 It seems to go good. and listen to my last recording like I usually do. No, I can't call an Uber. So I thought, I'm Ubering it. to the laugh factor i'm like i didn't listen to the set i talked to this guy he was cool he was a fucking cool ass guy you know what i'm you know what i mean well it's not just that for me it's writing things down like cue cards are big

3:47:32 But I always feel like the more I do, the better. The first three takes ain't that good. Just like Jiu-Jitsu. Just like comedy. teach so you talk to people like you have this way of projecting public speaking experience is huge in the country that don't ever do it. And they're funny as fuck. Really, he became a very good friend of mine he He's like, yeah, he's my fucking cousin.

3:50:30 so i'd be sitting on the side of the road with this guy and he would be just talking shit just I'm like, this is the funniest fucking dude I've ever talked to in my life. i remember thinking to myself like damn there ain't that many motherfuckers out there they could Everybody's growing. The economy is booming. And also, like, Eddie's now running his own school, and Gary's fighting in MMA.

3:53:17 Yeah. they're not doing the sport is getting in the gi Like Gordon Ryan's not trying to compete in the gi. people get bitch slapped. We have combat jiu-jitsu. All it is, remember UFC? more entertaining after I think it's going to be some... We're going to do It's amazing. It's going to be five on five, but it's going to be the featherweights. Because if I'm going against a guy that's 20 pounds heavier than me

3:57:01 But it's a beautiful thing like all 170 pounders. it's going to be the same concept but at the end what's going to be a little different too different we go to EBI OT just even watching What's Chael Sutton's one? What? terms of like chaos and wildness and what counts more deontay wilder floored him twice at one time I couldn't say who really won. Francis really legitimately could

4:00:41 I mean, he has an insane record. No one hits like him. He was on the show, right? And it's all stand-up, right? 205 pounder but then you add power to knock people out but he still has the speed and he's got enough power. Maybe not the most power he could have, but enough power to knock people out. He walks at 250? And Daniel Cormier always talks about them as big actions.

4:03:38 and then grabbed a hold of him and managed to wear him out, He's the guy who's regained the heavyweight title. That's crazy. He doesn't talk a lot of shit. And the only guy, I mean, Derek Lewis running from those hammers, son. Cleveland people probably don't like Columbus people when they're all in Ohio together. It's very close. I'm trying to book some gigs out there.

4:06:20 Damn. 30 minutes for the middle act, you got a you got a killer about to go on so if i don't do so well um just sam tripoli he sam But not everybody. but what I take from comedy is, for sure you're Most of the time, it ain't going to be your best set. but no one was saying, And you're seeing the best of him because now he's got a crowd that's screaming for him.

4:09:33 it's awesome every time we go out there i'm like dude you're fucking crushing he's out there just Oh, shit. Tinfoil Hat Me and Sam. Oh, shit!