Joe Rogan Experience #20200314 — Fight Companion - March 14, 2020 Transcript

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0:00 two one You never know, dude. What kind of whiskey did you bring? That's that Blanton, son. I don't know, man. I'm not going to carnivore it to the end of the year legitimately. My kids eat everything. It's a dangerous one because it kills the fuck out of old people but so does a bad flu and um it's it's different than a bad flu in in some people's

2:01 one is that the symptoms don't show up for a while So you can be contagious for a long time It's all in this article Because Jake Tapper just tweeted that some large number, more than 50% of the cases that are serious, like hospitalization, are people that are under 60. People with high blood pressure For the flu Cheers. With cheese. Did you guys sell with Brian with cheese?

3:49 And chew it on the microphone For clearing my throat If they're at the gym right now You can hear all that And you hear that shit If you have a job I used to listen to the radio About 45 If it's late I like traffic It's the same. fucking way to work. Pulls up I'm listening to He goes Oh, no. I didn't know. taking out everybody so many people i was talking about this on stage the other night that it's like

6:54 We'd be fucking terrified. Anything They'd be like Is a good example of it That's what those people Just jumping at people Or maybe they just didn't know You know they went to the moon It's a lot of people. They sent a drone to the surface of the moon. the coronavirus and callan callan to jump on this oh my god he's here wine and cheese called it It's a 5G.

9:09 And your text worried me. how often are they right? You're right. and is there another way to generate food The way we raise food The virus agriculture when they jam all these animals together occasionally one of those fucking But this does seem like a wide, this does seem like a massive overreaction. and he sent a thing to the the group uh text where it says trump confirmed coronavirus and

11:50 with the fattest cock at all Yes. This is a really good card. And usually in Brazil they show up, but when there's no one in the crowd... bisbing's voice narrating it right commentating yeah it sounds like a you're watching a golf event it's tom hanks i don't get it i'm still confused nobody's told me why this this virus none of the But we don't think of it as a thing because you don't see it.

14:39 And it's trying to get rid of us. And what is the average age? Yeah. That's why I'm asking you. Stay home, there's zombies And then you see on the back of a Lysol bottle, it lists all the viruses that it kills. I'm going to give people the time. He looks like he's been fighting since he was seven. there's going to be The younger generation. It always works.

16:55 I'm just saying they could do this again in two years. 18 to 23 or something. powerful than the flu right and then you would say well it's not even quite the flu is so far a peak in cases that are living their lives like this can't happen. What I'm saying is right now, it's hard to buy hand sanitizer. What do we do about them? Nobody is shaking hands anymore.

19:24 when I was a kid, arrest them but but you don't arrest them and they're setting up camps under these bridges Yeah, but I think what Eddie's saying is what happened to these people's lives. And they're all over the side of the freeway. But it used to be super rare that you would see an encampment. a lot of this came from the Supreme Court Reagan administration, right? Because I remember it was like,, B. Yeah, it's really expensive. That too. That was during the Reagan administration, right?

22:04 And they would just go into a facility, a hospital that wasn't so nice either oh no not I'm not even trying I'll make you a The world is weird Well, when you had Homeboy on, that was the first time we heard a legit expert on the disease control. His take on it is that these wet markers are something he fucking wrote about in this book. know what's way more likely these things just happen in nature he goes we're fighting them tooth and claw every day they have these crazy thick ass walls and vacuum sealed suits and you're

24:46 It's incredible. You take Khabib and Ferguson, and I'm fucking... Shut your mouth. The fight must take place. That's imperative. in the conversation that's Khabib the one dude I don't call him that it deserves where your head's at that's where i'm i'm i'm believe if the let the let the fucking let it UFC. It's you and your boys. Okay, yeah, that's right.

27:23 Who's the oldest guy in the UFC? like Amazonian 41. But that ain't that old. For a professional cage fighter. But he's not fighting. Speaking of 42 and old in UFC, There was a couple of times where he countered with left hands I think they both had the same game plan and they Yeah. They did a study on him. No way. They're measuring this area with structure like this before.

30:51 he said, I felt like I was hitting and kicking because Cubans were badass wrestling, so many genetics off the charts Ballers came from fucking Cuba And played baseball Monsters, wrestling Like Russians? I'm so into this. You know Corellon, right? They're putting it in your face, bro. I'm going to say that. It's squashing. Look at this one. 300 pounds. Undefeated wrestler, just rag-dolling everyone.

33:17 The great American, you fuck. in the new rules in Gasparri's Rulon was corn fed son Hams, Joe. all know what had happened. in the finals because in international tournaments crying Yeah, I think his name is Gasparri. 100% It was so horrific, the conditions, that they were living on cornmeal and then they would So there's that, too. So he makes that?

35:41 Yeah. Maybe in sports. Well, in the Civil War, bro, they needed food. That's not true. No. He's got an interesting I thought you meant It started in Japan They called it shoot box Oh so that's By the time they get, but what is the difference? I know Pancrase, you guys. It started in Japan. That's the coolest. Some of the greatest fights of all time out of pride involved those guys.

37:39 Militech had the team. Dude, that guy's great. Remember that shit? Oh dude BJ Penn Remember when he came out with Carl Uno? I remember it changed the way I thought about training. Off the charts. He was like Joe Benavides size, but he had like a Ken Shamrock body. You know what I would give a million dollars to see? Hey, guys, wait. BJ Penn won the Mundiales as a black belt three years into training.

39:50 But Khabib. He locks your legs up. Hard, though, when he locks up your fucking legs. Hey, you watch out Brian. strong. Far boy, you fuck. That was the second time he beat him. Primetime BJ Penn Dude, primetime BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. All the time. Yeah. Sure, sure. He's, look at him here. than BJ. look at him giving

42:16 he's been fighting the Sean Shirk the Sean Shirk or was that where they were opposing in brazilian jiu-jitsu under jean-jacques machado as a I just got in here and had some fun and I'm out you know so some dudes like to go out And when he threw a tournament down here in Irvine, people from San Francisco came down lost and i'm just following scott rodondo he's about to uh do a tournament so he's fucking people

44:57 he threw a flying knee to a punch A tall fella. Yeah, he's a beast. And Johnny Walker coming off that KO loss to Corey Anderson, like you never know. Crazy power He's a karate guy He's gonna get back up He actually looks like the third Fedor, brother. somebody this is a tough this is a tough fight for johnny walker it's not like an easy one he God damn it.

47:00 I want some Islander. I'd do it. What? Dude, we have a whiskey for you. I like Buffalo Trace. Me too, dude. Nomura. They know it. Hey, Brendan. They sent me nine bottles. Oh, good uppercut. You know what? And I train. The beast is within him. Just so it doesn't spread. Look at this man. Krylov is on top here. You got $3,000 on this fight? You know what, though?

50:04 You said, I don't like that guy. I'm taking you out. No, I never said that. Get off your ass nuts. I love Stylebender. You bet against him. You said, I don't like that guy. That's how good Stylebender is. Give him a little But there's a lot of people that would have gone night-night when yo I'll hit him with those big balls. Oh, dude Dude I like him better

51:25 He's so huge. Oh, that'll happen. He won last fight, right? Kelvin's dangerous. Remember that? with Yoel I'm thinking, God damn. I couldn't agree more. It was two different robots. who the fuck I've ever examined at wrestling Let's start taking some chances. It's crazy. stylebender's not but he pops up the only way that's gonna and is known for it.

55:00 Not an MMA dog, Brian. Do you know what I think it is? I think he's very worried about gasing out. Lost it. Yeah, he's tired. Dude, five months ago, we were saying Johnny Walker's the guy Of a KO Is this the last But that's where the flaw is No, no, no. You're right. They're coming back. your talent. Okay, so that means Stylebender John Jones? Yeah.

57:10 This is one more round. challenging the Billie Eilish You're rooting for Krylov? Oh, my God. Because he sucks on the ground, dude. He sucks on the ground. But he just was on top. Johnny Walker sucks on the ground? He keeps trying to get him down. I said not to wrestle. Why does he want to get him down? Punch him in the face. Because he sucks on the ground, dude.

57:52 There's no way. Let me talk to this corner again. Tell him to watch out for that. Oh, sweep. Read the room. A big bird? Pop up. Russian coming back. Look at this. Did you remember Marco Ruas? you know what nobody questioned that like what a smart motherfucker we're like dude you're I'm trying to drag them, but they won't do it. He had been, Like it was a long time.

1:00:39 the whole time what? with who? I was like, yeah, yeah, I know. I was over there yesterday. Hell yeah, I was there live. Did he get his back or did he get a guillotine? It was one of the craziest matches ever I love Krohn. and all of a sudden, this fucking guy's bringing real heat on Krohn, Octavio was playing, you know, Krohn is one of the rare black belts

1:03:14 are two of the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legends get you in that Gary Tonin was all over him. That's 14 more than this audience. They had their own corona going on. Did you see the bats? That's so weird. Dude, they didn't give a. Your boy. No, but there was 13 people in the audience. That's so weird. He's a shapeshifter. was still a brown belt, I think. You go there.

1:05:29 Ryan Hall Run with water That fucking guy We all have Corona, dude. Ooh, Ricardo Lamas is a good fight. Brazilian the highest level but he started with Crow Cup. Fuck, taking dudes down is really hard, and then all of a sudden, For Doom's top three heavyweights of all time. Hey, Fedor when it was Fedor. There was a time, if you remember, For like 6-7 years

1:07:57 He's known as Rolls for your legs He stuck it No background. But Ryan Hall rolls for your legs. He's a good, what I'm saying is, He's got great footwork. He throws head kicks all the time, dude. Woo, that's a good one. First team He's 170 Yeah Now What do we know about He missed weight And then he came back And made it Let me give him a look. He's a big fella. Dude, Kevin Lee at TriStar. I love it, man. Yeah.

1:09:40 Does that count? That's why I'm good. Renato Oranje. I like that picture right there. $1,500 easy. It's going to cost a lot more than that. Oh the And Bilal's got a lot of experience Do you know who this It used to be 300 when I was fighting. Well, some Russian Bond. Yeah. Well, some... He had some tough fights. One more episode. I don't know what to say.

1:12:11 If your grandpa lives with you or your dad lives with you or you're in contact with them My dad's talking about grandma. If you got a grandpa, you better get him toilet paper now. Get yourself in shape. Oh, word. I've lost a lot of money. You're going to get that money back. And take care of your little problem Never let that decision get out there

1:14:36 You know what? Have respect. He fucked up. No, no, no, no. He's like, happened because he was protected okay he was protected and now they're throwing him under the He has too much beef or too much bad shit. Everybody knew who he was too, though. He got himself. That was the first one. When you hear about mad kings, when you hear about mad kings, when you hear about people that are in these gigantic positions of power and they act like savages and yell at people

1:17:10 What is that old expression? amounts of influence on people, and then he can get away with all kinds of crazy shit, Moikano's such a monster. Oh, look at McConnell talking shit. He hurt him. Why else would he be talking shit after he got choked out? He's like, are you not entertained? That makes sense. McConnell's the one who started talking shit when he got up.

1:19:28 I know, a world-class guy doesn't do it. on a regular basis Is he fighting? Yeah, he's fighting. That's up to Charles to deliver it. Oh, so he missed it. Oh. Is he fighting? but it would be impossible .5 pounds. I'm like, what is Brennan saying? I thought you guys can't see that part. That's a bummer. when we had book reports. I'm like, how? As a Portuguese interpreter

1:21:45 He's a bad motherfucker, bro. He was going to get a title shot after the Joe Zaldo, but then, you know, he got lost. Bisping is 200 pounds. Yeah. There's so many of them that are cutting so much weight. Ortega submitted him. Why would he slap a rapper? I don't know. People love to talk shit. that's the guy you wouldn't say Tyron Woodley something about how his friend the korean zombie was going to kick or take his ass most likely i'm

1:24:26 It's ridiculous. They're talking shit about a fight to set up a fight. Encourages violence. You know what I'm doing? We're talking about a guy. It's not that big a deal. No, spit on his balls first. He's a beautiful young man. Oh, sorry. You should apologize. Maybe if it's justified. I don't know what kind of slap he gave him. Maybe he's a professional fighter and he smacked a guy that's kind of helpless.

1:26:48 Correct. to support his friend Damian Maia Gilbert He's up there It all started Started talking shit on there. I like that. So that's where you're a little bit like, I kind of get it. I don't need it, With Green Zombie I know You guys told me He's running What's up now dude And then slapped him I like that I'm a thousand percent Who you're talking to

1:28:12 disappointed in Ortega. I was disappointed There will be some written fucking bills and laws where if you say a certain thing or something cool fucking just You could use it Dude there's gonna be Bigger people on the internet It's sanctioned. with each other Brian Callas' nickname is And when they hit me Get hit People are sleeping on that fight. It's his coming out party.

1:30:41 No way. has a wicked, wicked Muay Thai, It's hard. I think it's also because there's two complicated performances is that's as good as anybody had done when he clips Wonderboy. It's a good fight, man. You got to have a submission or knockout bonus. These guys are tough to finish. Come on, man. Oh, dude, what the fuck are you doing No Sam Greco's a beast

1:33:15 That didn't get the attention it deserved in the United States Ernesto Hoost. Let's come up with a classic fight and try to figure out the year it went down. I'll say 2000. Krokop broke his eye socket. Why do I call him Henry Hoof? Ernesto Hoost, I like watching his highlight reel. How many people were watching those? Who gives a fuck? The fighters, they've reached the end.

1:35:57 That's me, yeah. With three Cs like the part on this. Not these two. I want to do one. Let's do wrinkly boy. Yeah. You know Gilbert from Jiu Jitsu Yeah. He fights in every format. He's done everything else. The same level. The only variables are Damien Myers used to fight at 85. It's not going to happen. Here's the other thing. Jesus. Look at this, Damian.

1:38:47 Look at this. Beautiful. That's beautiful. Damian Maia's takedowns no punk. no rash guards. He has class competition. back that's MMA like a backpack. That's what that was. Gilbert's a little more explosive, a little younger. Oh my God. I tried to tell you, God. Oh my God. What a left hook. Oh, my God. That's it. A little more explosive, a little younger.

1:40:31 That was brilliant. When he went like this? Chuck Cook, baby. He gave him a charitable chance. Look at that straight blast. Dude, he said. I always have a special place in my heart for him And the lowest point of my life I'm the white boy there. Damian Maia's a good man. I just want him to go to the ground. When it goes to the ground, he goes, he's going to get schooled.

1:42:39 He's an expert constrictor. Also, he's got a tremendous amount of experience against way bigger guys. Real good chance. or was that Rafael Los Angeles? Phenomenal. Where does Burns fight out of? What's his camp? Florida. he's uh henry hoof henry hoof florida same guy where luke comes from b yeah i think i met him i'm sure he's the nicest Usman Masvidal.

1:44:17 Uh, would i ever do that that's true just to get everybody excited no i'm gonna keep my secrets Gone down and trained He said it was amazing I'm gonna go to Cuba You're not even allowed Those Cuban ladies too You were born for it And fucking this Hey, have you guys fucking un-fx-y. You know who's the best with simulated realities and alternate realities is Rick and Morty.

1:47:02 It looks so real. things that are available every week That's where I get Two hours of bullshit a week I watch a lot of fights I love YouTube. I just press subscriptions, fuck yeah. there's ways around it. And I understand where you're coming from, but here's some, let's just make an agreement that some censorship needs to take place. In terms of if you can't allow ISIS to make execution videos and you can't allow a certain amount of sex or a certain amount of violence.

1:49:20 Yeah. Things like that There's this bodied up black dude massaging these big girls. And everybody's asking the question, would you let this motherfucker massage your girl? Always. I had three hours to kill. I didn't say female. Oh, no. I'm like It was I'm like Fuck I wish that relax. I'm like, fuck. And it was very uncomfortable. I like strong girls.

1:52:02 It's lazy. Charles Oliveira versus Ken Lee She stood on you? I'm at the point where I can't handle elbows no more. They give massages all day. I'm on Santa Monica Boulevard. he's beating me up he goes I was and I looked him up and I go I said You better bitch This is a very very good fight fucked up no but here's what i'm saying guys who don't make weight do really well oh yeah yeah

1:54:32 How many times 30% of his purse and then they go to you and go, hey, do you want two pounds. Damn, look at Kevin Lee. I wish I had an extra headphone. Hold on Come on Doing about your dates Just rescheduling. how many stores still open? Everything's closed. It's day by day. And everybody wants to pause Charles Oliveira fucking brings it He's won six in a row. He's still really young.

1:57:08 100% Especially Dana White Slap him at the I don't know that. Maybe by then... There's not going to be. They took it this far. Was it awful? They're going to go 100%. Old folks home in Washington. Did I get tons of chicks? In Washington. I might be on Eddie's side in this one. Yeah, pretty much. getting personal. Me and Brendan second round. You know why Kevin Lee is a bad motherfucker?

1:59:48 at taking the back. ground, on his back, on the He's a savage. Here's the other thing. Six or seven in a row. They both need to step it up right here. He's trying to take it. He transitions right into leg locks. We'll see how advanced he is. See, the leg locks to keep you safe. People forget that. Your back Kev They're in a very Look at this Does he?

2:02:16 What we're seeing here is if you are consistently offensive towards leg locks while you're on your back, it's great for MMA. Yeah, exactly. It's hard to see from the other side what his foot looks like. but the whole purpose of this is Don't punch him. Charles R. Oliveira is this. Look at that. Look at that. Oh's got his arm pinned Look at that The whole time Charles Oliveira

2:03:32 Jesus Christ High level Oh, look at this. I have to go back and watch this and listen to it with no audience. Big right hand by Kevin Lee. No, no, no. I love that. unorthodox yeah Yeah. That's some nasty ground and pound, son. Four rounds He's got a mustache I love that guy That's the best motherfucker Oh Oh And this is only round two, kids. Oh, he doesn't wind up with anything.

2:07:01 He doesn't give a fuck. He's like okay whatever You guys are killing me talking over each other. Look at him, dude. Oh my god. Look at that shit. One of the greatest fights ever. Look at him, dude. Look at that shit. He wants the back. When a referee stops a choke, that's not necessary. 100%. Dude, he's so strong. he's your dark horse at 70. There's a battle going on right here.

2:10:20 Now, it's a whole different sport. Kevin Lee's winning right now. So I would give Kevin The takedown and control Happened this round That's only the second round No the third's Look at him. And on the feet, it's hard because Lee's taking a lot of shots before he can get it to the Me too. is super sharp. It's so good. It's just shoot, shoot, shoot. wrestled in college together.

2:12:08 where it's most dangerous for Lee. He's still recovering. Oh, shit. Chain wrestling. Somebody going down. Somebody's going down. Come on, Kev. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know. Look at that front kick to the body. He does this shit all the time. each other no that's nice to see. Where is he trained at? 55. Pretty sure he's won seven in a row.

2:14:23 Amazing. That's a big fight Nick Lentz Felder's a beast He hasn't lost And you could fucking That's what you'd think. it's gonna be hard to make that path work take that guy down and then you're gonna take his back Dude, how stacked is 55? It's a good argument. Zhang Wei Li. She looked like fucking... I went to the bathroom. All right, we're fine. no cuts

2:17:55 for both women if it's that close It didn't affect her performance. Lost the fifth, won the fourth. No. Physical damage. You made your point. Sean O'Malley looked great. The bullshit USADA thing. They don't do anything Because he got better So he plays video games online So people still know who he is Yeah Like he stays in the public eye Puts up the social media And he does video games So he plays video games online

2:19:53 I got him coming out of the food truck Who did he fight? They tossed him. Nope. Yeah, but he's neither of those. People like BJ Penn, we were talking about earlier. When you see him throw his kicks, like that spinning back kick or the round kick, Something about him. There is. Sean has a something about him. Oh, this kid. I love this kid. I love this kid.

2:21:22 Tim Welch. Some of his techniques is very Wonderboy-like, which is why I thought that he, not at the same caliber of Wonderboy, don't get me wrong, but Wonderboy is one of the best strikers I think I've ever seen inside the sport. Taekwondo demon? As you, as a guy who has a background in Taekwondo, you would love his highlight reel. No. Yeah. Yeah.

2:23:17 He's on another planet. But Michael Venn and Paige went over to glory and fought guys like Nikki Holtzkin and Joseph But you said Venom Page also fought point fighters. what I'm saying on Michael well you gotta Yeah. That was ridiculous. They talk so much shit. How many rounds have they fought? I know. watch this right here than that wakes up i don't like that i predict i i made a call i thought

2:25:56 The armbar didn't work, it's just like, That's crazy. You got to say that. Who was that? He's fighting UFC now Hold up Faviera. He's so good. They cooked him up in the same lab He's just but he still won anyway he's the fucking man you've seen his body I remember him. Look at that one. The Natty part? I mean, I don't have to say he's on steroids. Oh, he's so fucking good.

2:29:04 Brennan and I were looking at his body. Listen, and it's called I give you my hooks. What the fuck? he's moving. You see that scramble? You know that I didn't know Slap that dude So stupid. The guys were hanging off a table trying to break someone's arm. This big fat guy, and Logan takes his shirt off because that's what you do when you're going to slap a guy unconsciously.

2:31:09 Look how preposterous this is. That counts. In the world No I'm talking about Look he's having fun About his blood pressure Oh it is He goes, I apologize. He didn't want to hurt the guy. You either get really mad or really emotional. Russians. Where they slap any. Boss rooting style? But this shit doesn't hurt at all. Go with it. Show me that again.

2:34:01 It's the whip Now, what happens? You ain't got shit to do. We have a lot. There's some shit going on. We'll let you go. Knives are so final They call me No, Talk Shit Get Hit. Thank you very much. Oh, wow. What's going on with your boots that you wore on purpose? You went to a store. we fought for real did i ever tell you that David Lee Roth moved to Japan to study Kendo

2:37:10 learned Japanese so much David Lee Roth in Venice Beach he learned how to become yeah, you're not hallucinating, brother. Pussy was the last thing on his mind. When you get all the pussy you could ever imagine. He's a very interesting guy. Oh, he wants to talk to you about the shit. That's all I want from that's right oh he he wants to that's what i

2:39:11 Allegedly. That's so hilarious. Of Black Belt Okay Don't go there. I'm pretty sure it was Poison. Not between songs. That kind of stuff maybe sometimes. Before rock stars, there were no rock stars, right? Elvis Presley. Then they have pyrotechnics Hey what's better You can't Come up with new shit that's made out of mushrooms go take care of your kids come back here for a second your kids can

2:42:27 You look good Bye Brian Yeah he's not changed at all different kind of funny like i don't know that kind of funny no like he's he's likes to talk Yeah, talk to your friends. i didn't know it was that high when i saw that that number i was like what like that's a rough Running through a community But these pioneer people were carrying this shit around with them.

2:45:11 90. Why would they lie about In America. just in the united states right but it's just getting here that's why they acted the way they to nip it in the bud if I'm a conspiracy guy, make such a big deal of it for a woman from uh i forget where she was from i want to say anyway she was a press lady who asked a question Biden has said that they're going to take away certain guns.

2:47:44 You guys got 15. We need if I have 15 rounders? Oh, we need I know what you're saying, but hold on a second. shut down the amount of rounds or you're gonna like you're if you're trying to stop a mass Of course, that's not what you're worried about. and the left generally wants gun control. me a choice of bernie sanders or fucking biden like that these are the guys well not only that

2:50:10 What if Throughout the making sure that the tax money No one's talking about managing. Eliminate the scams Well, you're talking about them getting paid by foreign governments, right? to something, Eddie. to hire the police. That monitors where this fucking money is going That should be top priority. and they'd have to work this out and it would take months and months that's my guess that's

2:53:09 Who cares? that's what's going on right now and everyone should know that all the money is accounted for You pay for what you get. Are you aware That's the game. that's fucking stinking shit. truly wealthy. You got to let other people talk. It's very scammy. I'm agreeing with you. Is it 400 now? But not only that, he has enough money. Yeah, I got to pee anyways.

2:55:34 Pay taxes or the government's going to come get you. Oh, maybe, right? Dude, I did not want to go conspiracy theory at all.