Joe Rogan Experience #20220904 — Fight Companion - September 3, 2022 Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! I thought this car was trash, now I'm looking at it going, this is exciting. Jamie, whiskey. Why would you text me a joke? I don't know. In fact, somebody said, nobody's fighting. I go, okay. Who said nobody's fighting? I'll get it. Let me educate Cal on this fight card. Why would you text me a joke? It's the first time UFC's ever been to Paris.

1:08 Alright, so the co-main event's Whitaker and I get caught up in them how weird is that statement name but the whiskey is very fucking good This is very legit. It was hard because we'd have to get one that wasn't working, right? 1987. No shot. Oh, that's right. That's a real one? Well, tell me to play it. I think you gotta cup it. Thousands of them at a time,

4:14 What is the first fight here? some eastern europe let's put up the um there's a lot of french guys a lot of canadians a lot of Could be a problem. He's the most under-the-radar guy ever because everybody's avoiding him, He's got a wicked spinning back kick. He did have a big... Could be. His fucking DNA is in, what is it, like 5% of all the people over there?

6:06 Well, not only that, but there they know there's a legitimate path to unbelievable wealth. or that's hatched Ian guy yeah oh yeah he's so many is on fight Lee yeah there's Oh, yeah. He retired? Is he a male nurse now? You're accurate. A bro doctor? I was a doctor to Aaron Rodgers. He's such a good dude too, man. Him and Tom Brady. Way bigger. Wow. Look at that.

9:00 My parents are over there right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's a wicked kickboxer, man. They drink and smoke cigarettes and then beat the fuck out of everybody. Joe Schilling smoked for most of his career. That sounds like a Polish guy by way of... There's a lot of I don't give a fuck. God, just fucking guys up. this guy come from he was brutalizing

10:45 Throwing a winner He's not swinging hard Have like fucking six months Yeah dude Oh, shit. I don't like all that in-house drama. Yeah. like Court McGee. Yeah, man. and shit yeah he's awesome i love that dude and then if you look you know obviously the Is he on that show right now? champion contenders series get all this experience and then go the UFC right

13:45 little trickier a guy who's a little like moves better maybe a guy who's more of a slugger and But they fucked up with him a little Here's fucking Peter Yan. He's on fire! You see a matchup like that, I'm still all fucked up. Fighting at altitude. You don't think so? I think he should have had a tune-up fight. When he said, 5,000 feet above sea level

16:24 couldn't breathe His grappling, right? Luke's older seven. He's 37. He's had a lot of injuries. His leg was really fucked up Well, also know this. Bisping talked to Perello, and he's really close to Perello, He's got, you know... Because MMA, there's so many things to get good at. So now it goes back to like football. You look at Tom Brady, they're older.

18:55 fat. Always in shape. The longs with Yeah. They're trying to sleep. That's why they do that. That's insane. How long you want to do that? And Vitor in his prime when he was 19 when he fought Couture. I'm not a gay man, but. Rockman Jr. His hands are fast as fuck. Holyfield fight was wrong. They should have never let him fight that fight. like it was going to be a tough fight for him.

21:53 Tarver's no joke. De La Hoya pretended he had COVID. Oh, 100%. are the chances of me getting cold yeah yeah he saw vito hitting them pads like check please He's got a good color in his skin. You know Vitor's son's like a baller quarterback, football player, Vitor versus Anderson in boxing. And Silva just got licensed in Arizona, so the fight will probably take place in Arizona.

23:56 And I said, I'm telling you, calling out Bisping ain't the move. somewhere, but that's not going to move the needle No, I mean, this thing actually has a glass eye. He can only tell if it's light out or dark out. Jake Paul is one of the smartest marketers that the fucking sport has ever seen. We talked about it. But if you just look at him, if you know who he was,

25:44 Three and a half probably. Yeah. canelo and anton silva them up, and maybe he wasn't taking a serious because he just throws lead left hooks and I grew up watching him. When I was a kid, I remember it was in that Nas song, He's very smart. Nobody knew what the fuck to do. They had the camera. We missed the whole fight. I know. Tim Kennedy. and I'm contemplating

28:47 Is it gossip or is it when they fought? What's wrong with it? What did he say? He was just talking about how basically Bisbing, he created a clip out of that. It gave a million views. Yeah, Bisping's a savage. What's wrong with it? What did he say? Oh, no. And Lex McMahon was there, too, because Lex was the manager. He's one of the hardest men that's ever fought.

29:52 It's not gossip. with sheer mental toughness. He goes, we're going to have a good time today. I was so embarrassingly bad, but it was so much fucking fun. You're going to think I'm going to stop. Yeah. He's the best. Shane. Oh, well, anyway, he's always with him. But there's a whole area where you can drive cars and practice evasive driving and shit like that.

32:06 You'll be like, oh, I gotta do that So he said, I was just twirling the gun around, you know, doing the thing. Tom works out two times a day now. He does weights, and then at the nighttime he does cardio. man don't let him fool you you don't talk about his cars, but he's a gearhead We kind of moved away from it But you went electric. I'm not over cars.

34:16 You trust that shit? You have to It relaxes you Listen I do too When. I do, too. Yeah, but if you're on the road, like on the highway, and you press that, it just keeps the pace of traffic. It keeps whatever pace you want it to. I'm the anti-electric car. Because you like the sound. Like, my thing now is 03 to 06 Ferraris. No. You can't drive for 48 hours

36:20 But for regular everyday driving I think what's hilarious is I can't even tag you on Instagram. I'm like, I'm trying to follow you. Then I go off the page and I go back, follow back. They send me shit and they go, you keep talking this shit. He was basically saying... The worry is that he is going to, the kids are going to listen to him because he's big on TikTok.

38:13 And they said he says a lot of funny stuff on Twitter and TikTok. away and they're like we shouldn't look up to that. He fucked up with the misogynist. He goes, I get up. And that's a good lesson for people to learn. But what was it? But there's all these videos that I've laughed my ass off at dudes ball gagged like CEOs. Correct. But isn't that some one of the things you do when you're trying to push the envelope you fuck up and you say things

40:57 It's horrible. Yeah, the idea that you have to have an algorithm is very disturbing to me because it really does accentuate everything that people get angry about. People aren't aware of that, Brian. Oh, I disagree. Oh, that's tobacco? I like vape. How many of those pouches? Throw me one of them bitches. A lot? The most important thing is getting your blood work done regularly and keeping your nutrient levels very high.

43:17 What is the word? All right, well. Something 04. Well, it allows your cells to absorb zinc better. Zinc is very important. So rude. All right, here we go. He's wearing toe holds, too, right now. I've never seen him in shoes. I wear zero drop shoes a lot. So all my conditioning I do usually on the Airdyne bike. I'm lucky. My knees are fine. Yeah, yeah every day, but you've had a lot of experts on every time I talk to people

45:52 You should have a lot of stuff that Nothing for me is better than carnivore. I don't know. Because I'm always going in the sauna. More shredded, I've seen you. What are you weighing right now? I do a lot of body weight stuff squat every day what's that so squat university he's he he works with a lot of olympic lifters You're 55 too? Just let your body rot away.

48:12 I can't believe. No way. Oh, fuck yeah. Well, the Tesla has 1,100 horsepower. Yeah, it's very close. That's why I can't make fun of you. Your Ferrari, the older one is amazing. It's like a symphony. Convert it? Really? my gt2 rs that there's not a better car that to me that's ever been made it's a wild car man that's I can't get enough. what else can we do here?

50:43 I'm trying to get And it's coming. It was like, all right, how can we do this? They wanted to do a mid-engine way back in the day. You know how long it lasted? Tony has the same Corvette he had when he was in LA. It's just so good looking, man. Take those off. I even call him toe holds. Here's a toe hold. Very dangerous. I was like, okay, we're going to Florida.

52:44 Where in Florida? You could live there. St. Pete is pretty fucking nice, man. I went to St. Pete. And it had to do with making people feel like they were doing something. They don't take any ownership, though. Yeah for the next week. Yeah, so if you're just electric what the fuck you gonna do cover a Newsweek here Is it coming? on the way to get here.

54:35 But that's a commercial And then 8-31. There's no plan. I love Elon, but it's only supporting I don't own a watch Hold on. Look, it's beautiful. That's an Omega. Yes. Well, you went to a wedding. I just love those things. You would never wear it. I have five pairs of toe holes. I don't plug shit. I have some that have a dragon engraved in them. You can't even pull them apart, too. If you try to destroy them. I saw that video where you guys were just trying to pull them. No, they are dope. I don't plug anything. I don't like that shit. They're really, you can't even pull them apart, too.

57:35 He's trying to, like, squeeze it in, and you catch him, and you call him out on it. He just gave me these. The soles of these things, they're fucking phenomenal. Tenthplanetjiujitsu.com. Exactly. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. That was the greatest plug ever. Yeah. He wins and in a post-fight interview, he's smoking a joint. If he sparks up a joint in the post-fight interview, I'll take a hit.

59:13 DCD, forget where your keys are? I called him. Four years on this one. I got it dialed in. important. They got babysitters and shit. Yeah, a little bit. And I was up there, and I was like, I didn't know how I was going to do it was It was eight Nine hours later And I was up there And I was like I didn't know how Different ports That I was on the asset

1:01:06 And then we went right into comedy and they were fine. I've only smoked once. Well, no, but Rogan was. First time I've ever ate as far as just forgot everything. And I was like He's doing it while he's high Is now everybody's Again, triggering. Yeah. It's forced air induction. But that's in the electric car. That's awful. I like the sound. So when they hit cars or people, you're fucked.

1:04:33 Anybody that had an electric car, they took it back. That's the one. I think the best looking cars- Cocaine money, by the way. I mean, I wish it was just the old Delorean. Yeah, that's nice. It's just not as good. It looks dope. The Taycan still has problems. That new Hummer looks ridiculous. Well, they're all going to eat shit when that Tesla Cybertruck comes out.

1:06:31 And when the valet gets, he's a fan of mine. This is the one. What? Yeah? Tango and Cash. Jamie, bring up Tango and Cash truck. What in Tango and Cash but it's black and that's where they stole the style from. Tango and Cash? It looks like Chase Very good call It's a fake car Is that like a truck That they put a body kit on? That looks of like the way that looks. What is that? It's a fake car. Is that like a truck

1:08:19 shit. SUV from hell. Have you seen the new Raptor Bronco? The Bronco's a dope car. Perfect. There's some 20 year olds in LA and there's that it I think yeah, it's where like Marin lives not a good idea oh here it is And he hit like four or five hard cars. You know who gave him, like literally who brought him on the scene? Like, Tom's the first one who brought him on.

1:10:33 It's so funny, dude. Is he banned from YouTube? They seized his assets? transactions with certain Now that I'm finally But we're having fun. get bigger and bigger people they made a big play for me when all that shit was going down with me yeah they How far should we go? They'd have an issue with. Not exactly sure. Chicken pull-ups so quick. I think you move.

1:13:44 If he goes over there, I mean, he's already giant on YouTube. Rumble is basically like YouTube, but they don't censor people. They immediately think that. She should be the president. She tells the truth. She checks every box. And they're making sure you don't step out of the lines. I don't know. turning everybody into Marxists, and we're all going to be socialists.

1:16:16 and the most problematic aspects of whatever group you're in and if that group is the group And then you won't do that. But it shouldn't be if you're poor or if you're rich. do and they fucking should be rewarded for it. Yeah, you want to create incentive for is as soon as a government I think that's going to decide the landscape. But there's some people that will argue that two wrongs don't make a right.

1:19:24 have to deal with and i understand that there's this guy from the Babylon Bee. Those are the questions he doesn't have to deal with. Talk to me when you're a kid. You're not going to help her raise that kid. That guy's an idiot. then you couldn't... And the people that pretend it's not, if you pretend it's simple, it's not simple. Exactly. So it's a very, very messy subject, man.

1:21:03 We're so into these fights. Joaquin Buckley has the greatest highlight head kick knockout ever. It's come from behind in a title fight. He should have got two points for that. Watch this. Whack! that one's pretty amazing but but watch Raymond Daniels. And then he became a beast of a kickboxer. Watch this. Way faster. Well, Raymond Daniels, that's top of the food chain, man.

1:23:38 Boom! He touches him with that. But I will say it was faster. The way Raymond Daniels throws his leg straight. Phenomenal. That's sick. That'll kill you. How about how about fucking Mike Perry beating Mike of an unpaid? He just kept throwing them over and over, right? Boom. Look how close he is when he's landing that. You know, that's something that a lot of like the guys, like the Thai guys, they don't have like that wicked front leg side kick or wicked front leg roundhouse kick that comes off like a karate guy does it.

1:26:37 you mean? Yeah, like the guys, You're saying like guys at this level? Look at it. Oh, my God. Watch this. And then he hits him with this. They've had a number of high-cover guys, Brian. Like, Piera Stylebender's. He's a world championship caliber kickboxer. Was he getting taken down and shit or what? So he won. Accidental groin strike. That's a hell of a record.

1:29:09 Badass. Damn. Joe Valtellini. he's a guy who had like severe not from stand up So to knock a guy out as good a striker as Raymond Daniels. than Raymond. Raymond is like more of a sniper. I mean, Valtellini finishes Head kick. But Valtellini's a beast, man. But then on top of that, when it comes to MMA, you're dealing with these elite wrestlers You can't be champ.

1:32:21 I'll fucking strangle you off my back. You're like, there's no way this guy's going to be the best in the world. There's no one that's been like that, where you see one version of them that kind of has mark chubb i'm like hold on here bubba that guy has confidence and he has that dad power They have awful vision. Here's Joaquin Buckley. Has kickboxing, like K-1, Glory style, would Ernesto Hoost still dominate or still do really

1:34:08 That's Mr. Perfect. He hurt him. Crow Cop don't give a fuck. They did? organized crime that was involved remember what it was. Dude, when he was at the top of his game, we had never seen anything like that. Bob Sapp is just, who knows? Broke his neck. He got the Kimura. That injury probably changed the whole course of his career. with Fedor if he didn't have that significant neck injury?

1:37:08 It was so big. The timeline of the history of MMA, for those of you young fans out there that are just getting into it, He's teeing off, too. Oh, high kick by Buckley. Instant mount. and they still have Muay Thai matches. Is that over? Great shirt. You did? Henzo can't drag him to the ground, and they're kind of standing. He's a bad motherfucker. Gi Jiu Jitsu. He fucking did everything.

1:39:44 I mean, Gordon Ryan. He's always smiling he's always smiling holy shit are you legit This is so goddamn. He's telling them he broke it. Look, as he gets up. Henzo's the baddest motherfucker, man. Look at him. I love Henzo. He's also the the ref. Look at Hanzo. Listen, it's fucking broken. Doesn't give a fuck. Look at the arm. As he gets up. scariest one.

1:41:09 Chuck! So they screw the pieces into place. I don't know, man. Rampage. Oh, shit. That slam. Slams him to the ground. I think that was actually Dream. Melvin Manhoff against Robin Miller? Yeah, Robbie. He was kicking his legs. Joe Schilling's a bad motherfucker. Oh, my God. I did. Joe will post about it. Ed Soar said it best. He's going chin. No, he doesn't have it anymore.

1:44:19 Some guys can do it even when it's on the bottom Do you have a video on it? It gets really complicated now that we're focusing on like EBI OT, and he subs everybody in regulation. And then it ends up being a sport in itself. Day of the Dead skulls. Theo a real human skull? He goes, yeah, I wish I got it. There are people that were executed. This sick fuck has dressed this guy up like a tennis player.

1:46:49 It's wild. It's an exam. I think that's what it's called. And then you like, you see like his legs dissected. Like this dried, old heart. That's why I said my mom. He's so powerful, man. In a fight where, oh, Imavov tagged him. You know, it's just the will. He can do airdyne. He was great. He was, like, humble in in defeat and laughed about it said leon gave me a nice 20

1:49:32 I mean, Hamzat could be a big fight. Yeah, that'd be a bummer. He just keeps throwing down. Look at that. Right. He's fucking tired, man. But Yimovov's still swinging too, man. Wow. If he can do that for five rounds, imagine if he could do that for five rounds, who's Right there. It's a tough fight, and it's a fight that you're going to have a lot of fucking grappling.

1:51:44 Jesus. You can't fuck up anything, man. Yeah, but swimming though, right? Downhill skiing? So like, that's why they don't trim their fingernails. Also if you were born a man. Does that help? The first and second. We should watch more of it. Yeah, Cyril gone there, though. This is Francis. Fundamentally and technical, He's so big. And footwork. Dude, just knock this.

1:54:47 He's the man. So funny. Grasp tight and all road leads to a seven-foot behemoth Saying you've got injuries. The outcome will be the same. The best ever. Usyk's 220. I think cruiserweight. He's a fucking... He moved up to light heavyweight, so he won the... He's not really seven foot though, right? So is Fury. Is he American? highlight did you fight fight one highlight do you see Joshua get on the on Joshua to the point where Usyk-Joshua won highlight.

1:58:02 and he was like, you know, He came in bigger in the second fight. You don't find that in the heavyweight division. Yeah, I mean the Klitschko brothers. Yeah, and him and his brother flew there and are fighting the Russians. 6'5"? because the final round is when he really put it on him. Like, here he's getting touched up. He turns away. He ain't that small.

2:00:56 I'm all into it. Threw away all my boxing magazines. You and I were watching that one time. Lee Jingleon versus Tony Ferguson. Very, very interesting. He can fucking box. Why would it be catchweight? Always puts on a show. Me too. This is a three-rounder, and Vittori is a fucking gas tank fiend. Vittori and Robert Whittaker is a great fight. I almost wish this was a five-rounder. Me too.

2:02:34 You like him a lot? So it's a straight catchweight. Right? Well, you know, maybe they're counting on something crazy happening in the Pereira fight. I mean, this is the big fight to make. Here's my thing about this. Piera. Pereira. anybody else is going to fucking wrestle him Whittaker was supposed to be Until you got starched In the first fight But then the rematch,

2:04:53 Look, he's a fucking very powerhouse but Izzy's tall and long. He's long. His reach He goes, he throws so much completely different game plan. He's like, it's just too much I'm sure. He's a fucking problem. shoot-the-box guy. You know, and Rafael Javier Cordero's a man. Yeah, he's from Australia. Yes. It's huge it's massive it's the same size as the contiguous United States with the same population as California.

2:07:56 He became champ. Because I was a small – people see me like, oh, you're massive. That's the plan. That's totally doable. 205 to 225? monsters it's like that gangster area. But what would you call that weight? A lot bigger than him. And boxing had it first. because it's the same name. There's no sense to it, And you should have to weigh in at what you weigh in at.

2:10:49 right now you you move them up to whatever their natural weight class is and you sort it out It's only three rounds, too. And he can fucking wrestle. That's the vulnerable punch. Whitaker has a speed advantage. And he's real good at leaping in with that jab. a lot of them are strikers, man. Why not just dominate these motherfuckers like Marvin Hagler did?

2:12:50 I'm with you. Well, it's certainly... And he showed he has a ground game. Yeah. Well, that's one of the reasons why I think both of them got so good Take down defenses. For the hardcore, yeah, he couldn't get a visa over here. And then when he came to the UFC and he fought Kyle Kingsborough, he just took him down, Terrifying. Greatest uppercut of all time is Francis over in the...

2:15:03 God damn, that was horrifying. Just winging bombs with his chin up in the air. You can't let Marvin Marvin has a fucking gas tank to man. That's the thing that that fucking dude does not get hired That style is hard, man. and then you can't fight the same way. If I'm Colby Covington, right, He should be yelling at the fucking top of the mountain to get that Leon Edwards fight.

2:17:16 That's not fun, Joe. that's all you need to know he won he figured out a way to connect and he did it now that he knows That's all real. You would bet on that happening? I would have to look at the result of the last fight He's also won nine rounds. He's with Trevor Whitman now, right? trenches i know i and i love leon edwards i'm half english so i root for english fighters

2:19:53 Oh, head kick by Whitaker. I always root for Robert Whitaker. and he throws shit that you really don't know where it's coming from, on the Australian a speed advantage. recovered and we're Robert Whitaker coming up strong. Oh, look at this. And when Whitaker lands, he fucking lands. Yeah, man. All the time. Whitaker's definitely won this round. Oh!

2:22:12 He's not going forward anymore. Yeah. No, it's a tire. put in my shoulder. I tore my labrum. Fuck, yeah. That's a bad injury. I had it real bad. Eddie's reserved. That's the problem. I just like the arrival. Guys, Vittori's coming on strong here. You don't get paid for that? A real one, not a fucking Timex. Always a good move. My nephew has a beautiful one.

2:25:29 like you don't believe in the chicken snake god Nobility, I'm like, bro, I can't I had him on Calabasas Fight Companion, and there was I got an hour of content I'm like there the question is are they trying to get hurricanes to kill the conservatives it's like They were going to get it anyway. It's not the policies Oh, fuck. He did 12,000 people. I'm like, oh, fuck. Next thing I know,

2:27:48 It is. It's called Man Tears, and I'm dropping it right now. Good night. Whittaker's kind of taking over, right? I think he won that fight, guys. are not necessary. poured them tiger i think i didn't tell them every single one of them. Okay. Just something. Hey, bro. He does. show and this was like a big italian truck all mexicans i go nobody's mexican is not i go well

2:30:13 Big win. Pajero? for theatrics, though. You know what I mean? that if he loses, They're not expensive. I love that. Hey, B, you know I want to support you. You only wear your flip flops. You. It makes sense. I just am a convert so I was like I'm wearing those all the time because I know, but I'm a little bit religious Really? It fix mine. It's also gay.

2:33:26 But when you have zero glove shoes, and especially with this kind of leather, they mold to your feet. Exactly. It kind of fucked my... Yeah, that's what I think. But because of the give, it just... But it'll protect your feet from getting injured. He might do it to plug them. house you do run the risk of injury if you step on something like very sharp yeah like you

2:35:46 Now I can't wear those fucking shoes. Not bad. You, you, uh, you should get them to do testimonials. Yeah, almost all the world wears flip-flops. Think about that. I saw that when I went to China. It's like she has a heel, like a shoe heel. How insane is that? Oh my God. are like this. That's why I like my shoes to be loose The Nike React. You look like a Chinese aristocrat.

2:38:21 They're narrow. Yeah, grounding. They call it grounding. grass. It's gotta be, I mean, He's a fun time, too, man. because nobody moves like Sergon. Yeah. That's what's weird about it, right? How about that? it's the one you're He was saying his kids and he's like, black belt I've been a black belt where I'm like, yeah, here's your black belt. I've been a black belt. He goes, where's your belt? I'm like, well, I don't have it physically, but I've been a black belt for a while, son.

2:41:03 I'm like, yeah, I'm with my son. I'm like, there's your fucking black belt, dude. He's a Hickson black belt. He's a fucking stud. Hickson was the pinnacle of jujitsu for the longest time. Baddest motherfucker on the earth. I'm like a gay man. Yeah. Well, he has the best movement by far. Now, him being from France, it's probably not. I don't think it is. But what is it? Now, him being from France, it's probably not.

2:42:53 Show me the Godsmack logo, Jamie. Just the biggest Godsmack fan in the world. It must mean something else, too. There you go. Godsmack probably took it. I think it's real similar. Called it. Maybe he's a big fan. Just the biggest Godsmack fan in the world. That looks like one of those Thai tap tattoos. Oh, my God. That's what I was telling you, Jamie.

2:43:49 As a heavyweight Well he's probably younger Yeah. Yeah, Francis is in Vegas now. Yes. But again, Derek's bringing the fight to him. Yeah. What is he doing? Cameo. People, wedding things. I'm sure balling balling he's huge on uh that shit give us a number we'll It's time. That hurts my feelings What did I say? Oh, good kick. What are you, a fact checker?

2:47:59 Jamie can hear it. I bet it's pretty wild there right now for Zero Gone. Come on, bro. No one gets, no. Come on, bro. Le frappez! Le même chose! We did it at the Laugh Factory down there. You got to have Monjo. And he literally started laughing. He landed that. He's doing a great job, man. He throws it off Look at how well. He's relaxed, too. He's not winding up.

2:50:47 I wanted Tom Aspen. Don't blink. Man Tears is perfect. You know,'t blink, guys. Man Tears. Well, you'll have to watch the special, Joe. I love Russell Peters. Dude, such a fucking bore. All that training, all that shit, main event. It's weird how knees pop like that Goddamn right. No, it's supposed to release now. No, I did. That's perfect. It's called Plug McGee.

2:53:06 amount of plugging, and I'm proud you're plugging. I go to his Twitter page. I go, you didn't fucking tweet That's always the move. It's just not a good option for most comedians, too. Good left hook there, but to evaso that's a rough spot for that fucking back leg kick. Yeah, it's a southpaw. He's doing it like a twisting kick. Yeah. No pressure. 25 minutes

2:55:22 Shit. She drank so much Diet Coke. He had to take it down. Isn't that crazy? Oh! Holy shit. He wobbled him? Dude. Talk about a come up. Oh! I'm telling you, those lands. He's hurting him to the body. Oh, my God! Those are big, man. He's just made a different fabric. Oh, head kick. Jesus Christ. Stupid idea, right, Brian? Watch what Taito Avast does.

2:58:24 Again. Kick to the body. Come on. Dude. That's a good name. Yeah. Help me. Fuck. Very solid. You hurt him bad. That was to the body. That also grinds my gears. he's so funny that's hilarious Like it's a barn burner Just nods Yeah that was weird He can take all the punishment and come back. Absorbing five shots. And those fucking body kicks, man. Yeah, those low kicks are secret.

3:02:23 Is that another? Which is a lie, by the way. They hate themselves the difference between that that's not good for you either. Yeah, well, you don't hate yourself too much Oh, God. Fuck, dude. This is one of the reasons why he can stay at that pace for so long. Oh, it's over. Holy shit. Cyril Ghosn. he was scared in sparring that was sick Look at the strikes.

3:04:34 He's so good, dude. Look at him, man. Jon Jones is just looming Jon's ready to go. Oh my goodness, that's good. Look how clean that is. Jesus. The only thing that ruins his is Godsmack tattoo. What a striker he is. I mean, the balls on that guy. And would you be open to it? That's the big boy. 2023. How about Curtis Blades? Have they fought? Waits and fights the winner.

3:07:26 No, fuck no. Yeah, he does look good. to the weight, too. He's doing it smart. He's going to take guys down, and then his fight IQ is what makes him special. He's fucking huge. strikers the heavyweight he improvises And also when you get too close, he's going to take you down. He's like 253. Jon is somewhere too. the reason why him versus John would be so interesting

3:09:36 He's going to have to get through an elite wrestler. if curtis blades beats him man woo wee then know, there's an argument for a rematch for the title. There's so many good fights. It's been a hot fucking second. It's been a while. It's been a while. excited for John to come back. Yeah. No, it's amazing. He just needs to fight. It's been a hot fucking second.

3:10:34 He's like, it ain't me. that he had with Francis Ngannou caused a lot of damage, man, to his head. We did Wilbur, remember? right after the Francis fight. A hot second. The only knock on him, the guys he beat weren't in their prime, And once that battery is at a certain point, you never get it back. it's just that it's like the dynamic aspects of mma the kicks the takedowns too many ways to lose

3:13:28 Kids today know him as whatever, wearing high heels and doing coke. There was a lot of people that didn't. He was ruthless. With Wilder, Fury. The promotions both agreed to it. of boxing. Remember Earl got in that car but, you know. I think he just fell out of the car and was actually okay. Flew out of the Yeah. Did he? I thought he was fine. I mean, he didn't break any bones, but, you know.

3:15:01 And he said, you know, his ability, it was like, you know, within hitting you. Triple G versus Canelo 3. I mean, the way they test in boxing, how do they test? If they do that, they'll be dealing with a different thing because Triple G is 40-something years old. I love it. There always have been. I mean, there was camps that employed people that would check people's labs.

3:17:21 So that's cool. But one of the interesting things that people concentrate on, if you go to that More Plates, More Dates site, They should have red-flagged, there's Triple G in his last fight. the way this image just looks? No, it's all gray, dude. He's all gray now? this dude in his prime i thought he won the first fight with canelo oh easily yeah i thought he won

3:18:53 Me, too. Oh, great fight. You know? It's like that guy knocked out Kovalev. He's like, nope. But would you say? Dude, he fought with one arm. actually, no, his dad died when he No, it sounds like you're hating on him a little bit. Irish American and Madeline. Because he didn't want to fight. Yeah. When you train your whole life like that, they're just like, I don't want to do this

3:22:02 was like, hey, I guess they offered him Just the amount of pride. About everything. Gambling ruins families. families to his point. No, no, no. You fuck up families Because I was writing something. You had nothing. He goes, he was like, so I've been, I've done, I've stopped gambling. pool hall. They'd sell their plasma. clothes every time I saw them, and they'd come

3:25:01 to get older and I was like some people and said, what's going on? And we started talking. She had to fucking... Do you know what he bet on? I was in the middle of cheers and I'm like, I can't stop now. I was like hey guys That's mature. I miss these. sponsor the next fight you were making jokes in tears we were crying and then we were discovering it as we were talking about it.

3:27:14 And yeah, that's when you lived up the street, man. It's a dragon. One of the guys went, well, Veta makes those. I don't think that's legal. Dennis Hallman. Baby blue, super short shorts. Hey, bro, that's how they all used to fight. That's fucking hilarious. Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva was his Remember Orlovsky back in the day He didn't lose any bets.

3:30:15 Well, in Brazil, in Rio, they're all wearing those shorts on the beach. speed up i don't know i felt like such a me and todd don't like my legs. I felt like such a pussy. Me and Todd White were in Brazil, and everybody got these oak-jewed legs, these Brazilians Are they still wearing those bikini briefs? French guys, right? I have to wear They rub against each other.

3:31:32 In the US, I mean. Does anybody do it anymore? They still do. Like, you can't grab the tights. You can't eye gouge either, dude. His shit was bleeding. Because I like to get Do they have rounds? So he's got I haven't seen it. I don't know. I could have used that in Montana, man. Can you throw that thing? It's two tomahawks. Why would you throw it? I don't know.

3:33:41 And the instructor who's in front of us stops and points i'm like what are Here's the best story about Tim Kennedy. And then we see the big ass mama bear. I'm like exactly dumbass There's parts of Montana that don't have them. was a grizzly you don't fuck with Grizzlies no it's good shit oh wait you I mean, I'm sorry, in the airport. He lays down. that black bear came out and that

3:36:26 Yeah. A baby cow in its mouth. You gotta see if you can find it. them back this way and they have a bunch waiting in the woods 200 pounds There it is. That's a wolf. And he's taking it back to the homies. have you ever heard the aquatic a theory no aquatic ape theory is like trying to An actual monkey swimming like a goddamn seal. Check out this monkey.

3:38:48 And then boom. Is that normal? The water's a little too blue. Using their partially webbed toes and fingers, they are able to escape predators and cross I don't know, but they can fucking swim. is so different than any other baby most babies are born and they're like much more rigid. Okay, I like this theory. the reality that they create When Mark Zuckerberg was here, he was showing me the newest version of the meta thing.

3:41:45 remember when they say to him yeah you know like i just want to be someone important yeah remember and an infinite number of planets can create a simulation she's good so that's the case what what is that well a phenomenon within a larger phenomenon it could very very well be. It could be that. and what you and I are, and everything is, But if the singularities already happened, meaning that you and I are already self-replicating machines and we are in the process of making machines that are even better than us, but

3:44:38 Physicists. Things continue to evolve and improve. That would be something that, like, science could put their hat on. if that's true, and if that is just because what a God is, is something that just creates That question is interesting even if you take it to yourself. what i have to do to get there but most people are not interested but when we see people who

3:47:33 about wrestlers, high-level wrestlers, because You see somebody who's very, very creative, Elon Musk. It's not the right thing to do. A bunch of noise. Yeah, I think the ultimate... Interesting. For me, it makes me... Well, you know right what's not. I could be a part of it. I could certainly be a part of it all. Yeah. There's a thing about human beings that we are creating newer and better things always, constantly.

3:49:29 But that's tool using. I think we become like a fucking alien. Does it sound like the Aztec death whistle? fucking simulation, dude. I'm open to it. Everything that you see. That's what it does. They make everything better. you are compared to everybody else doing it you figure out how to control and then the only the He's working on that chip he's working on

3:52:58 it's gonna ruin dude humanity this is real humanity because everyone's gonna have all the You can keep adding data, more things. a access you can keep adding data more things What's I don't know if No they will. Look at that. they were doing it to about Christina Doudna who came up with CRISPR-Cas9 already here. You think they've been cloning humans?

3:55:48 I'm going to pee. Wow. I don't think anybody Like another Brad Pitt you'd have to go through Tom Cruise now like from day one i think it's too expensive just to make a person expensive this guy nothing's too expensive conspiracy and Captain Fed? Or like everywhere. And they're ahead of us. with measurable IQs that are smarter. I bet you they're cloning athletes.

3:58:39 Too expensive. I'm going to be real clear. But to be able They did that shit. They were terrible. sewer oil in China. Is this shit water? This is wild shit, dude. Oh, God. Jesus Christ, this is tough to watch. It's like some sewage filtration system, and they run sewage through it. They're like skimming the shit Can I get a glass of water? This is not even a stunt. I want a end of it. Boy, he didn't drink it. That was like when those Obama sips. Yeah, Obama in Detroit. Can I get a glass of water?

4:01:55 It tastes great. That was that bit that I had about Mars. Yep. a little plant and they ship the water Can I say something? We live next to the largest body of water. Scale up the technology look at the size of a nuclear power plant, right? Yeah, you need more nuclear power they create rain. This is what I'm impressed with. What, dude? This is the best way for me to do it.

4:04:38 This is my brain. Never. I was like, Bose. Taylor Bose made me that. I think so. No. He does stand-up, too. He only paints Native Americans? and just, hmm, what the fuck is cooking? And also trying to capture it in a way that it doesn't even look like it. and no the fucking paint kept it's a wonder it's a probably need some more it's a fucking one can we uh get some more coffee

4:07:37 there, for real. A week, just looking. my house it's great jamie pull up an american girl in rome great photo i had it in my uh i used to Oh, Jamie, you son of a bitch. But this is, this photograph, this poor lady is walking by and this guy's grabbing his hog. It may not be. A dollar a night. But were those men in on it? The camera, there's a camera, and the guys. Maybe the guys were

4:10:20 Well, no, it was definitely staged and that she was And the woman was a photographer. No, no, no, no, no, no. They assumed they were going to do that. They probably did it a bunch of times. She wants you, dude. How the fuck do you know they mean no harm? that statement that's a crazy statement one time to say that you can go to another country and the

4:12:15 What are you doing? Like I was like, I don't know, whatever it was, My thing is, though, those guys catcalling, 100%. for the camera by Orkin and her model. That's what I think. They weren't there. Yes. No, I've never been to Athens. Thank you. like, what? Relaunch it? You have to rewind. Those guys are real and they just decided what I was gonna say is that when I was in Rome

4:15:08 is that bad like that I mean you gotta think about that. They were running it from that spot. and death. Not at all. That's a myth. Yeah, wow. But it wasn't as often as you think, yeah. So it would be really weird to sanction that. And he was the most powerful man in the world. It's still such a relevant book. More than 2,000 years ago, wasn't it? Self-control. Self-control.

4:17:54 What year was he alive? Think about that. There's no mention of meditations until anybody referred to the book. after a guy drew it for you. Oh, wow. Part one is Maeda, Oh, no. Apparently, Maeda would go all over the world, and he would challenge people in circuses. they didn't want him to take these fights what do they call it? Oh, shit. Yeah, Maeda.

4:20:56 people that only... In the late 1800s. Have you seen the Alpinists? So he did Patagonia in the winter, and they got to the top, and then get up in the morning and start all over again. No, he was a junkie before that. Yeah. You know why I don't think so? Why? Because I don't think it'd be enough. I mean, these things aren't even attached to the fucking wall.

4:23:25 it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. Those guys are so special. with a bag of chalk is he still doing doing it? Yeah, man. Did you read Tim Kennedy's book? let's, yeah. We'll hunt. the hog's back and kill it with a hatchet. And he's done that already? I've gotten these two women pregnant. so I'm probably going to die anyway. but it's where all the great whites are.

4:26:03 No, this is in... This is in... but they jump. There's also boats and shit, but he's like, ah, fuck. And fog everywhere. He gets lost, right? So forget sharks. There's also boats and shit, Yeah. And at this point, it dawns on him, he's like, fucking called the coast guard the coast guard spent an hour looking for him oh jesus christ And so the fucking Coast Guard salty dog just looks at him and goes,

4:27:58 And Tim said it made him so enraged. No nothing. That's a great fucking book. We've gone four hours. Then I end the tour in September in Boston. TFatK.com. But you're with me with Tripoli at the Comedy Store on Wednesday Wednesday right yeah next Wednesday we're doing the comedy store the boys at the Exactly, right? Bye.