Joe Rogan Experience #20230212 — Fight Companion - February 11, 2023 Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience love you too Number one pound for pound versus number two pound for pound. Killer. But he's so dynamic, man. He's the best taekwondo Izzy. Who has the most different strikes in MMA history? You might say Yair. The difference between a guy that's being threatened with takedowns standing back? Bad idea. And Wonderboy's like, okay. He's like, hell yeah.

2:38 No, no, I think that's a Muay Thai. be like, okay, he took it too far. Sometimes. And he's so fast with it. where those kicks don't matter. Took him down Well, you know, I mean, sometimes guys got to reassess. to find a camp, got his head right, because biggest challenge at 45. Who he was? He did, right? Please tap. Be a decision. You've got to mind your P's or your Q's, or he throws up triangles and armbars.

6:09 Yeah, two inch reach of that's crazy. Yeah, look it up two inches. That's so wild That leg reach is giant. So he's in a karate stance sideways, and he throws a front kick off the front leg. Don't you think, though, that he didn't prepare and then all of a sudden Francis grabs Like Jon Jones. they gave away the game plan. They're going to get in the clinch, wear him out, take him down, submit him. It's not going to happen. That's what Khabib said in this fight. Khabib, they're so confident, they gave away the game plan.

7:58 He's a very good wrestler. There's no doubt about it. But I think he's going to get front kicked. Watch this. I guarantee this. Maybe I'm wrong. That's what he's going to do. Well, I'm a professional. Yes. He's not as good a striker as Volkanovski. Okay, let's watch that fight. You've been doing so well. Makachev is going to be throwing, guys. See, because he could have gotten down and played the game.

10:51 Look at this. But he still works on his striking. Yeah, the one that we just watched, motherfucker. Tell me about these fights. That's who he fought before that. Bobby Green was like, what the fuck? He's going to do whatever it takes to win. and is striking. Just pull out. He's going to take him down, and that's going to be- This is a dangerous fight for both guys.

13:18 I think you're underestimating something. He's the number one pound for pound right now. I think he fought middle. I've watched every one of his fights. Yeah, until he sees an opening. I think the first round is going to be the only way to do that. at, or he's training at 10th Planet Austin now. Islam. This is going to be a good one. He's got some tits.

15:45 I believe so. They could do whatever the fuck they wanted. They're talking about him fighting Floyd Mayweather. I hear that there's... I know Luke. Do you know how crazy it would be if Logan Paul signed for the UFC and fought Luke Rockhold That's some shit they would do. He'll give him Alex. No, I don't know. Because he's I like the idea of Makhachev going to 70.

17:40 That's the problem. All those guys like Makachev or Yeah. I'm familiar. Because he said, I don't want to lose the weight. You would think it'd be the other way around, Pejera is a monster. There's a problem at 205. What's so funny? I mean, he's got that. Disrespectful. Is he from Australia? Yes. Absolutely not. Makhachev has to get a finish. My bet is that Islam finishes him.

21:03 It's all good. and there's a lot to fall in love with. And his height is actually an advantage when it comes to grappling. Like the way he went at Gaethje. When is that? Mennefield is on top here. Oh, yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh! He's almost got the take out. He's hanging on. He's only got three seconds. He was throwing heat. Yeah, sure and when's he gonna sign back on to USADA? I Mean sure. And when's he going to sign back on to USADA?

23:44 Dude, he can take some punishment. Well, that's what they said. Is that much? There's a lot of guys who, after the fight, Look, drops with the jab. Joe, don't you think they should stop fights earlier sometimes? Great fights though. He's beating the shit out of them. Am I the only man with humanity here? Oh my god Oh, Big Elbow by Metafield. Oh, this fight is wild, boys.

25:47 Crute keeps getting tagged up. Yeah. He keeps catching these shots, dude. He's done, he's done, he's done. Bro, he is fucking Mark Wahlberg from the movie The War. Every time Mennefield catches him, he's fucked. He's going up. He's out. He's in trouble. He's done. He's done. Crute's just looking to recover here. Crute's turning it around. Well, Manifaz is tired, too, from whooping his ass.

27:07 Wouldn't he get more rest Neither guy are Be cool I tried against Crow Cop. Crew got him down. Oh, it's a bulldog joke. He's got a little time here. Oh, oh, it's my new nickname for him I was about to say, that is an interesting look. Dude, five seconds. If I could just get a pair of those. Exhausted. You're talking about a rapper. That's Pat Barry.

29:39 What a fight. Oh, Shevchenko. I find it Well, Mennefield has a beautiful jab. Oh! Today, do you? I started my sentence I'm gonna finish it Thank you. What do you do? ref in the game. It's him, and Mike Beltran's the man. Who does he like? Is this your studio? Did you ever hear? was coaching Oh my goodness. Head and arm. Privy. I was Chuck. Let him roll his fucking.

33:30 Recovery. He's barely stopping it. They're both so slippery and tired. Who do you have to fight to right now if it stops? Yeah. But that's such a big moment, man, when you take a point in such a good fight. What did he take a point for? Who said gay stuff? Can you imagine when they show the replay of the oil check? I wish I was fish hooking. Ten seconds left.

35:37 Yeah. Jimmy Crute's eyes it's just a fight thing. Hell yeah. Look at that jab, man. Look at this. Could you give it 10-8 for having Mount that long? Look at that. Yeah, that was before Conor. Another one, too. What was that, 2018? No. Serious torture. To relax. Alonzo Mennefield landed 70 significant strikes. Look. Something's happening, kids. third in a big way, and then it's a draw.

38:37 He looks great. 29-27. Very interesting. Nah. I'm okay with draws. Well, awesome fight Yeah, you gave a great showing That's not a bad decision Nah Because he finished strong, but he was losing the entire second round Like Izzy and Pejeta. Wow, interesting. Masvidal versus Gilbert Burns. He's awesome. But no one's spitting that one, at least. Yeah, I'm not into that. I did it with him.

41:06 Well, the people we know Motley Crue have definitely that's interesting. I hope he gets paid.weather fight that's interesting I hope he gets paid getting sanctioned and stuff like that He's crazy He's still good He rocks this dude. He has a weird salty record, yeah. getting serious about it what is he doing he's going. Yeah, money. Luke Rock wants to win that. He's getting serious about it.

43:16 Yeah, I think, yes. Yes. Jake Nate. I think Nate is interesting fight that Jake would move. I want him to fight Nate Diaz. Jake-Nate. Nate's just very long. Jen's Pulver this was an amazing fight do you remember this fight hell fucking yeah damn yeah Yes. It's in April. All boxing. Isn't that fun? Jeremy fought at 45. What are they doing over here?

45:59 With hair? Fuck. Wow. I think it was a left hook. It was pretty close. Or a straight punch. It was a straight, yeah. I forget which hand it was. They showed it right at the bingo. I think it was a left hook. Motherfucker. He went up to fight Matt Hughes at 170. BJ Penn, Matt Hughes. Let's get back on Well, you asked him He's so competitive. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, he head challenge him, and they had a war.

47:53 It doesn't matter. He's an elite fighter. The guy's trying to tap. I watched a training session he's out. Interesting. Right hand, boom, and then watch this hammer fist. Yeah, if you're going to fight with that right hand. His whole body was left. a contract well that was the big another Samoan You know the guy's flatlined. Don't they all have to wear the rock shoes now?

50:41 Damn. That's his logo right there. He went straight down. Boom. Die for. That's as tough as a man gets. Hey, this dude who's fighting, who's out of Dagestan, who has one eye, who they just brought I don't understand it. It didn't used to be like that. Fucking super dangerous striker. Yeah, he might have to be like that. Oh, my God. He had an injection.

53:19 They're getting close. So when you take your eyes out and you put glass eyes in, the problem with that is that your body can't regulate. And this guy that's fighting see if you could pull him up Jamie because he's a really good for us one eye tough was really highly touted before he lost his eye. Look at this, dude. I'm betting on him. I can't tell.

55:37 Some fighters do it. Hickson talked about it at wrestling. I think they could fuck whatever You know what I mean? Living clean. You can't be fucking around and having some wacky mohawk. a fighter in their camp that had so out with a girl. On an You can't even kiss a girl in public We do they ran him off the beach got knocked out. Oh You're talking.

58:28 Oh, here we go. Oh, my goodness. Could he have thrown a final punch on the ground? if he had enough time. Where's the ref? The tattoos cover all of that. Excellent. He's watching. That's the game you play. Yes, agree. commenting. Right? You're the only one. That's ridiculous. didn't participate in the sport he's commentating. You had to have been a fighter or a basketball player or a football player.

1:00:42 Not professional. His whole crew looks like they're rough man. That's technique behind that right hand Main event? I like this fight a lot. He goes from the head to the body so well. This is a good style matchup for him, really good. And Jack in this setting, fighting in Australia, bro. Creed people would be all in. Let's go! Dude, I saw The Northman that you took.

1:03:38 If you want to see how Vikings really were, watch that movie. I mean, it's that good. It's like The younger. Not from 300, he's from True Blood. Well, 100%. Oh, okay. Bring that shit up, John. in it. She's amazing in it. Ethan Hawke's No You're definitely wrong No she is No Jeremy I'm gonna look it up The movie's amazing That guy's much older That's a great show.

1:05:59 Shut the fuck up. They have lives. Oh, God. The real reason is you fucking broke that shit apart. Especially for a welterweight. 5,000 people this year. come out to like some australian yeah something like Land Down Under or something like that. I don't think so. Who do you got on this fight, Joe? You got Jack? Sometimes guys go up in class and that's what happened with Hamzat and Gilbert.

1:08:30 And he still won the fight. Still won that fight. Give me some volume, Jamie. Always and still. Always good with ACDC. One of the only bands that does it. You know that guy. Metallica was the one that went after Napster. By Christina Aguilera? It's Michael Fassbender. That's him. Jamie, all you got to do is go to 300 and get the cast. Maybe he has a younger twin.

1:10:58 He's a minus 320 favorite for a reason. going to find out. Dude, oh, how That's a tough fucking fight for Hamza. Good whiskey. Here it comes. That's okay. He looks like it. There we go. Ooh. Come on, Jackie boy. He looks like he's at... Jack's landed a couple of those good low kicks to the calf, though. I think Makachev's going to do that. Right now, the distance is the issue.

1:13:51 You know, especially. Look at the body there. Might be a problem because he's got openings, and he's not throwing it, Oh, this fight's over. He's got him. You've been rooting against him the whole time. Those front kicks are crazy. Just the distance thing, he went, okay. Good God. Face plant. Yikes. His legs did the god. Look at his legs. Oh, twice. Face plant.

1:15:41 Bro, when your legs go like that, you're fucked. Hey, how about this main card, though? I'm so excited about man. Wow, that's crazy. We'll go have a second dinner. If there's a good one. Was he a boxer first martial art is a high fight IQ and then capitalize It's never good when your face hits first. And then he gets the tap with the rear naked. My God.

1:17:44 Many people watching this fight and to do it in Australia. I mean, that guy just became a superstar. To be on such a... To be watching this fight? Yeah. Many people watching this fight Yeah, That's a lot for Jack right now. That's a crooked face. Vicente Luque. Yes. So he's a-tracked they want to get him. You beat Luque, you're off to the fucking races. Vicente Luque.

1:18:32 He's coming fast. One through 50 are fucking savages. That's a good move. Had it on tonight, sir. It just doesn't mean anything. There you go. You know who was? And all that shit He might have lost a decision in the UFC. He's big. I mean, he's been powerlifting for years now to try to get his frame up. What about it? You ready for this? I understand.

1:21:38 Wrestling is a factor. Are you guessing that that's happening? Valentina and Alexa Grasso, that's a hell of a fight, man. I won't... Never lost. Any amount of money you want. You're betting so much money. Five's going to hurt your feelings. I've had to pay him five before. In the rematch. I look in his face. Are you on the rematch? Brian's just betting. You're not betting for the money.

1:24:10 You don't think John knows more than you about fighting? I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve. I'm so mad. Yeah. Wandering spiders People used to go to Canada Arnold's a motherfucker. Was he really? Love him. He's great. He's so When Hooker tried to go down at 45, God, that was too much. Tough night for Hooker. Arnold Allen's a bad motherfucker, man. The way he lit up Hooker. Super bad motherfucker. Yeah. When Hooker tried to go down to 45, like, God, that was too much.

1:25:58 Emmitt also has experience. The way he knocked out Michael Johnson This is a legit interim title fight. and Brandon Moreno and him. Josh Elmett, man, if you're in front of that dude and he catches you, Jeremy Stevens, that was one of Jeremy's best KOs ever. No, he's super talented. He's a tank, and he's got really good wrestling, too. Because that was a big step up, and Holloway is a motherfucker, dude.

1:28:18 Talk about a moment. Akiyama's in it. They're like fighting over a ball and shit. Cheeked up. Yeah. Here goes Josh Emm. It's wild. Yeah. That girl's on their national wrestling team. It's like Squid Games, man. No, no, they have a ball, and then what are they trying to do? And are they allowed to punch? No, no, no. They're there right there. You might break your arms.

1:30:29 Survivor of the Finals. I'm not going to make this. gymnast and they have It's good. Even when I was boxing, they made me shave. your chin, it'd be the same amount of... I think dreads, if you have really thick hair and you have dreads, I feel like that's a But some of those football players who have really thick dreads- They're getting lit the fuck up.

1:32:09 Is it still like that? I would guess. back of the head were still legal? We were just talking about that. That's right. It all seems like it's very vulnerable. We talked about that. that doesn't make any sense? Didn't what's-his- or is it one of those things like the 12-6 elbow that doesn't make any sense? He was doing that while Josh was trying to take him down.

1:34:06 Because they could do soccer kicks. You know, one, it's going to be interesting if they keep the same rules with the commission didn't beat him, did he? Mighty Mouse. The first time? Yes. And then Mighty Mouse in the mix. I like that. No. Look at that, man. I don't make picks. Oh, he's not allowed? Oh, no, Joe you can't predict you can't even talk about who you think I could but I really don't know

1:36:40 There is. 45 is a talent stack division. At his age, this is it, buddy. Did it on his feet and did it on the ground. I mean, I'm sure he would have felt better. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Well, the threat of the takedown was always there, right? Oh, boy. And he's tall. That kick to the body hurt him. He's recovering now. He's fighting at Yair's range. That kick to the fucking body in the right hand behind it.

1:39:38 Oh, my goodness. But I don't know why Yair's getting in this. I'm with you, Eddie. You don't want to play out with Emmitt. Look at Emmitt's side. Yeah, yeah. That was filthy. Will you just shut the fuck up? Oh my God! Oh, no, no, no. His guard's dangerous. Oh, Yair's in real trouble. This is big for Emmett, man. Come on, Yair. Because it seems like you're not.

1:42:11 And he's so dangerous in the guard here with 20 to go. That's very Tony Ferg. Oh, it's over. Did he land any of those elbows clean? He landed a few. From the bottom? He landed a few from theair, bro. Hey, great round for Yair. Listen. Did he land any of those elbows clean? A little swelling. He got on top of him. I would say, watch. Yair did land some amazing kicks.

1:43:33 That's the problem. Here we go. It's a great fight. And yeah, the end of the round, it's like, that's more of a round. Oh! He's hurt. Oh my god, Yair's catching him again. He caught him again to the body. Nope. Alright. They're saying it's the back of the head. But then, isn't the temple too? Yair looks so good. Boy, that thing lands though Nasty elbow

1:46:00 Ginger Badger Correct. It's such a problem. Amazing. It's insane. behind him. That landed, dude. At this point, he still wins because in the first round, he got put on his back from a punch. Look at that. And you put your feet on the hips. He's controlling him. Trying to set the arm up. Are you kidding me? Oh, wow. What is Yair saying to him He's a pro-blame

1:48:27 The way he kicks on the outside, man, that's a fucking problem for everybody. Because what you were saying earlier, Look at this flying knee. Amazing. How perfect is that? Perfect. But nobody has him down into a triangle. Josh's chin is amazing. Yeah, they should have showed. Yes, it would be cool. Fuck yeah, Yair. If that round would have ended and he wouldn't have tapped him

1:50:08 You got to relax. They want to talk about fighting. Well, it was a play-by-play guy. Totally. And it's like, also, you can't you're talking about? Conor did not show up. I'm like, if they put you into the NBA, I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. You'd say shit like, Joe? You're giving head kicks, sir? If they put you into the NBA, if they put you into the NBA,

1:51:32 That was amazing. What a flex. Nice kick. And they hated nice. I mean, he's got to say something. Conor blitzkriegs people. You can't be on your yacht in your Gucci pajamas, He's so powerful. Right, but I think that if you look at Conor and Dustin. want to put your money on Conor. So explosive. Especially at 55. You're talking about a long layoff, right?

1:54:27 I get it. I'm professional. Because I'm in Naples next weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Naples. Go to the head. His technique's better. True. I'm just saying Chandler has a power advantage at 170. Conor did better against Khabib than any other fighter. Also, you saw it at Take a Hike. I think it was Ray Liotta. Cocaine Bear is the greatest. That's what I would have done.

1:57:04 Is Alexander Volkanovsky a favorite then? Those different prop bets. $380 to win 100. It's a good fight. I'm rooting against him. I like him as a person. He's won tonight. I'm sorry. I got Izzy. You're going to make me do this? I love Izzy. I fucking love him. I hate doing that because I love Izzy. Look, they're juicing up Volkanovski. It's a time thing, right?

1:59:17 going, what a night. Yeah. Of all time. Jesus, what's going on here? Like, what is happening here? Isn't that crazy? I don't know. Look at this. That's as big as you can get. Well, that still might happen. He tore his bicep tendon. They all help you. soft tissue injuries. Why is it, why does it have to be from a cesarean? I don't get that. I mean, I'm surprised people are going all the way to Columbia when you've got it right here in Tijuana.

2:02:46 but do they have any like, uh, Neil Reardon has written many papers on it and you could, i had a full length rotator cuff tear in my shoulder it completely fixed it no way completely you Eddie. Both my shoulders. What does platelet-rich plasma do? Kobe went over there. I have no injuries. So what are you talking about? Just for the future. I want to know whether it works. Are you going to get any of this? Yeah, I was thinking about it. Do you have an injury? I have no injuries.

2:04:39 I had to talk to you? I was getting dizzy. He doesn't look any different than he did at 45. Because this is a couple of months. You're in the conversation for everything. This is a crazy fight. One little, you know, shot to the chin could change everything. No Khabib in his corner for the first time either. He's sick of it. Good luck with that. Well, the numbers change depending upon who's fighting.

2:07:05 because it's a big event. Are you going to numbers that he's always done? No, not anymore He's finally back. His posture. You fight less. Nobody stays on top. I know that. Your popularity will fall off as you lose. How old is Conor? Pretty dope. They better not go through his tweets. I used to know this guy named Earl. It's a big fight, man, because to be world champions

2:10:33 in Australia for number one. Well, he's got some tank-ass legs, too, man. Me and you started that rubber. You and Rogan, you keep saying 240. Yeah. That's right. Jamie, pull that up. brain. I've read it, Brian. That's good, buddy. I'm very impressed. If they only had guns, I'd move there. Fuck, Jeff has a lot of sponsors Gonna be very interesting So much bigger.

2:13:00 There's that front kick. with some good shots. Good defense by Makachev, though. It's so much faster than anybody's ever fought before. Don't ever say karate. I mean, you could go to... Oh, my goodness. Islam looks a little bit lost on the feet here. it better. It's going to come soon. It better because if this fight stays on the feet, it Oh, my goodness

2:15:13 I am sorry If Volkanovski can get free here Now, look, Islam caught him with a head kick, son. Do not let him drive you down. Oh, bro. That was filthy. Oh, it's a wrap. Oh, this is not good. He's got plenty of time. He has a minute. He's got on his back. Be fucking careful. Oh, it's a wrap. This is not good. Oh, my goodness. He just looked at the time.

2:16:36 He's going to take a lot more than that. Hey, don't try to make money off me. He survived. Volkanovski's still a killer. take him down and take his back. fighter. You're trying to make me feel better. Oh, look at that high kick. Fucking filthy. Look at how game he is. That's Islam's round, correct? And that was what initiated the clinch. He's going to switch it up like that.

2:19:02 Oh, yeah, 100%. He's trying to really connect Oh, no. This is a big deal. It doesn't matter. That's what you have to do against these guys. Oh shit. Big moment, dude. He's never been pushed. If he wins this, I'm going to freak out. That's like checks. You're right not to. This is an amazing fight. Oh. The way he throws that left hand. He's so fucking big.

2:22:00 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Yeah, he's too big. Oh, he just landed a right hand. Fuck. He's a legend. The clinch is tough for him to win that. And then it's also- If he's tired, Volk is going to drain him because Volk has a gas tank like nobody. In Australia? You might give that to Volkanovski. The tide is turning. But it looks like... look how tired he looks.

2:23:55 Yeah, dude. When he figured out a way to get back up. Yeah. Reed Harris looks stressed out. No. I'm retarded. What a strategic. but I guess that's easier said than done. Ooh, this is exciting oh my god this fight's so intense when you see two guys that are like in their Two weather balloons. And he popped him with a jab. I know. He's lighting up that leg.

2:26:39 Islam's right leg is in trouble. Get out of there. Can he stuff it? Nice. Who would have thought He's up Are you kidding me? Look at this. He's superhuman, man. What a legend. smaller guy, but you still gotta judge it like they're both But when you gotta judge damage, right? The first round, for sure, almost got him in a rear-naked choke We're biased. No, he's not losing. We're just surprised. But when you gotta judge damage, right?

2:28:40 It's very similar. Significant It doesn't count as much It's also, look at this. He won the shit. Oh, my God. He won that. Yes, Volk too. Because Eddie had like, he did it like, he sat next to me. Hey, Joe, will you pour me some coffee? No, actually, we don't need more coffee. Now, who do you think has a cardio advantage in the fourth and fifth, Brian?

2:30:50 he's not going to do it. I think he also can't get that takedown right now. Alex is in it. And he's really good And obviously face it might have been two who are you betting on i got it makachev he's winning this round right Maka's winning this What a He's got focused. He's fucked up. And then if you try to fight off the body triangle, he's going to choke you.

2:32:56 He can't turn towards the side that'll help him get free. Like, the way out is to the left. There it is. I'm too excited. You can't just sit up. Yeah. Volkanovski is like talking shit And smiling Can't get it off He's saying you're a bitch. He's saying submit me. It's crazy. Because he's getting cracked with left hands. Know no he's fucking around fight. He's fucking talking Yeah Yeah I think it's pretty clear Tutu Damn Aljamain says 10-8 Volk right there No

2:36:13 Yeah If this round Right there, he's really good at rear naked choke defense. Look at this. Fifth round. But good punch by Makachev it is now. And he hit him again. Anything can happen now. If people jump up and down, this fucking building might shake. Get out of the clinch! And a lot of people have a different game plan now for Islam, right? What a scramble! He's up!

2:38:50 And he doesn't have his hands connected and Volk speeds him up! Clean. This is not where Volk needs to be. Holy fucking shit. This is incredible. Oh, get him down. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. What are you talking about? Brandon Schaub? and he's the motherfucking He is the champion. He's the champion. Woo! What a fucking fight. Oh, my God. Look at Makachev.

2:42:37 Underestimated him. It's so huge. Right there. And the fact he's beating him up here at the end of the fight. Oh my God. That's a legit knockdown. Legit knockdown. He's wobbled. He's wobbled. He's giving IOUs. Volkanov's got to freak. of a fighter in my life. hell of a fight. 48-47. Oh, that's insane. If it weren't for the decision, I wouldn't have had it.

2:44:37 Were we too biased? It was 3-2. Because in my eyes, I thought it was 3-2. These fucking judges, man. Eddie, you think You lost the fight I just have to The audience agrees with this We were pretty But he did. So here, 96 significant outstruck him. Still counts. I'm one of the biggest Islam jock writers ever. And I feel like he should have lost. Well, Martins.

2:48:20 Right. And he lost to least bias of all. huge for takedowns is a big deal. Oh, my God. We're about to find out. Well, it also means that one of them was a 10-8 round. Yeah, 49-46. The people are going to be hesitant to say robbery. Go to Sean Strickland or Sugar Sean O'Malley. I love the way Pride scored their fights where the final round meant more.

2:51:05 Yes. But the idea is like Schoolyard. If you're on top and the – I feel like that makes sense. I like that. More realistic. Yes. Yeah. Yes. That's every other sport. What did he have a tweet about? He'd be in a fork in the road if he would have lost that one. Fight Island. Oh. For sure. And perhaps Dominic may be underestimated. He's got good counter-right hooks, good left hands,

2:52:57 What an atmosphere. I had to watch that again. Me too. I watched it again. I went, wait like Pewter Jan and Sean O'Malley. I had to watch that again. It's hard because at the end, Yeah, no one's saying shit. Islam got his ass whooped. Yeah. My God. one in stand-up, one in grappling. Well, the odds don't say that, B. The only significant knockdown was from Volkanovsky in the fifth round.

2:55:11 He gets taken down in the fifth, Drops him with that punch. The third round, that's the key. Damn, we were so off. Well, are we the only ones upset? I think if we rewatched the fights, I think all of us would agree. He was hugging people. I wasn't ready for this one. Hey Brian owes me money. Why? We bet on Yair a thousand. It's $100. I just want you to make it right.

2:57:35 They like a handoff. I really do. I don't know enough about it. They take the one guy out of the UFC. Oh, so there's more to the story. So it gets dicey Apparently, there was a fight that was questionable where one of the fighters had a knee injury. Caused by increased bets placed on Nur Dembeki to win by that method. so I'm just going to throw a kick and fake an injury.

2:59:59 I don't know. Because you're stealing money. Listen, she earned that money. And so he was talking about hacking and what to expect with artificial intelligence and what happens when artificial intelligence starts hacking us. Now, that's a hack and they make a lot of money. and Glencore. There you go. No, it's not just them. When you do that, like that's how you make your money, and you cost consumers that much money.

3:02:30 cost the American consumers It's also bullshit to me. because they have their lawyers. They'll drag it out. that way, okay, good for you. But you suck. Interesting. Eddie, I wanted to ask Eddie Insurance. Oh, my God. On an annual basis, Uber has never made Yeah. So the reason that the company keeps growing is venture capitalists keep putting money Like where the apartments go for $ million 10 million 20 million 50 million dollars

3:05:27 They don't rent it either and that's how you wash your money, baby. That's from this book. But isn't that just like always what's going to happen if you have little rules and little everybody. It is They're literally working on it, information about a stock you just described is illegal but you can get It's a great move. Tight move. He goes, the system is rigged and the rich and powerful have figured out how to hack

3:07:42 But I was naive because a lot of times the people that make the most money are the people that just know how to read the system. Like when they'll make $12 billion in profit and they have to pay out $5 million in a penalty. Knowing that you're going to destroy countless lives. Millions. When you were on those pills, like you had no idea you were hooked.

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3:12:43 18th of March. No, that's a good thing. Never gonna matter. Hey, but also cancel that. I'm sure you sold all the tickets, but we'll just do it without you. That's a good question Especially Kamala Usman Let me see what they say on that. Listen, don't cancel comedy. his voice I could try just do my head do the gay. I'd have to like, yeah, I'd just do the gay voice.

3:14:32 Oh, yeah. You choose comedy. on my birthday? We can. the three of us, we're in. Why they're on balloons. went down in Canada, and We have TikTok, though. It's definitely not that. But I want it to be aliens. That's definitely not that. caught it on his long range lens. They said, oh shit Just imagine if you hold information from the fucking president because you're worried

3:16:43 That compromises us as a nation. Is that even legal? That compromises us as a nation. Chinese spy balloons are flying over the fucking country. You think China's going to launch a fucking balloon across the Pacific Ocean? you can get it. It's called The Bureau. I'm out. how they gather intelligence. they all do the same thing. And that's the reality of being an American president.

3:18:49 Yeah, right? Yeah. And they've done that before with people. He was going to detonate the bomb. Are you guys keeping up with the Twitter files, the hearings? You see the Matt Gaetz one? That's insane. It's so crazy when you see what they actually said. The Interview, put all their top secret hacking software Despite no real evidence to support this weighty and consequential claim, Republicans were unrelenting.

3:22:16 That it was- they said it to Facebook. Despite no real evidence to support this weighty and consequential. If you don't know, like, I don't know what they knew. We don't know. believe that this could have been propaganda. You know what I'm saying? Sure, if you don't know. It could be they suppressed it and they really did think it was fake. Correct.

3:23:35 What's scary is the FBI get involved with this stuff, with social media. always i i don't think we give enough credit to the fact that sometimes people don't know They're even, like, with a tone. No, they're telling a truth about a story that turned out to be real Anytime someone accuses- You're calling someone an election denier? If they mention vaccine hesitancy,

3:26:15 a climate denier, get the fuck out of here. Never stable. And what if we weren't around? can legislate your way into a colder climate is ridiculous. part by, for waterless. Toilets would smell if we just shit into a hole Cobalt. What is all the electric cobalt. Cobalt. Like, what is this? But not cell phones. And then they pulled them out. Remember the documentary? Yeah then they pulled them out remember the documentary. Yeah, they killed the electric car because I hear that those cars were exploding

3:28:51 What's a Fisker? That thing is dope as fuck. Eric Griffin just got it. True or false? I've never? Wild. True or false. What if you say some controversial- It's very slippery. GM adds remote kill switch does the government This guy is vaccine hesitant. when you, so in poor neighborhoods, there are no banks. have a bank. They won't bank with you. This is a company that I have

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3:35:08 They're in hell. They were rock stars. This is the state propaganda version of what you did. You wanted to get into heaven? No, no, you're explaining the game. Then the priests started going. They were rock stars. They were the ones first of all, they were rock stars. And there's like, priests were like, no, there must have been fighting for two years.

3:36:53 He'd leave. know, start out with, we've got to be holy. That's it. I'm going to fight that. And then little by little, they break down and boom. Let's fuck. Be gay out of each other. Dude. I hate your dick so much, I want it right I hate it. I'll spit on it. Let me spit on your dick. Let's fuck the gay out of each other. Nature never lets up. Oh, that's hilarious.

3:38:55 Nobody knew what fucking STDs were. So much fun. I forget. And then Brea 2, 3, and 4,