Joe Rogan Experience #20230806 — Fight Companion - August 5, 2023 Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day What's a good comedy in the recent Bridesmaids. They're wild ass comedies. That was good. Yeah, fuck yeah, that was good. That was good. Fuck. Yeah, it was good. Oh I studied bachelorette parties. It's like their thing. Yeah, he's out here a lot. Cheers. Yeah. Yep. Ron White was already living down here

2:50 I just love Texas. Why'd you do that? It's the only state, when I started stand-up, I've never not sold out Texas. I would move to, obviously I'd love to be here, but I'd move to Fort Worth, Texas. The new arena. out in front of the hotel? I haven't been in New York City. I've heard of that place. That's right. That movie's creepy. Yeah, it's weird.

5:17 Yeah, yeah, New York's a good spot for comedy. It's just a crazy spot to live The mayor. I never skip. Just any time you The burger element. The one where he was saying So he has these people dancing Oh, my God. Yeah. And they got their masks on. We're launching with 115 street locations in all five boroughs. Thank God they have masks on. it's going to be culture

8:25 Where's my money? Where's my money? I wonder what's happening with him now. Barry's name? I know that people call him Barry. Yeah. Yeah. That's good point and he can swim that's no for a fact he can swim do they eat a water He posted it like a workout. Certificate of birth? Obama's real name is Barry That was his stepfather's last name. Yeah, he was using his

11:05 They're the only ones that are deleted. The fucking demons come out of the forest. Or maybe it's just like, unless they get pushed, who think that Barack Obama drowned his chef He's standing there with the microphone. There's an Instagram page called at died suddenly worldwide. No, no, no. I heard about a few guys having heart attacks in jiu-jitsu.

13:31 I do. Damn. Yeah, bad ticker. What is it now? I forget his name. He's saying by 2028, because of heart issues? all these crazy I don't know what that is. I made t-shirts of merch back in the day. Who is this? Really excited about that because that's an elite, elite, elite fight. and run into a guy like this. smart kid really intelligent he does technique videos now he has a whole like all sorts of videos

16:56 My brother texted me and was like, hey, you got any insight on Nate? And what was the weight that they had to make? No Interesting Okay, so it must have been 185. Can you put up the? Scroll down from the bottom there. Gavin Tucker's a bad motherfucker, too. That's a fun fight. an elite striker right there. We'd get him to bet on something stupid. But I'll take the dogs

20:42 When Jorge came on I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? How's he getting so much money? But, you know, it's great. You know, it's a compliment. But Brian's out of his fucking mind. I'm like, damn, that's cool. You think I'm worth that? Definitely not. But, you know, it's great. against Derek Lewis. Soccer kicks, head stomps, and if they go Go watch any old Valley Tudor.

22:34 elbows to the back of the head that changed everything because that was a time where i'm took that shit out, his hotel like all throughout all hours of the night so he wouldn't get any sleep. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a dumb king. He might have without me knowing. Oh, you know him? And he uses his reach really well. Demetrius. He goes, I don't know who he is. I went, in our world?

24:47 This guy was born for bare knuckle. Oh, so it's Masvidal. I love that shit. Cage? It wasn't a cage. He had him in a triangle through the rope. Do you see the shape Mark Coleman's getting in? Liver king. He's not drinking anymore. He's on a carnivore diet. For what? I don't know, man. He probably used some foul language. And Maurice Smith had great cardio.

27:28 We're going to fuck. Leg kicks. He didn't have that much offense, but he had a very good survive guard. It was always in great shape. So you're constantly And Vitor was there. I do. I was just going to be like a writer. with Nate Diaz He's dropping N-bombs, bleep it out Yeah, I'm interested. You should be a politician, though. Jake came from the fucking Disney Channel.

30:50 as impressive. Nate Robinson. Five? He goes, we're going to find out. didn't do that anderson silva came into box and he got dropped. I mean, that kid can fucking box. You can't just say he's a Disney guy because he was a Disney guy. It's like, is all because of Jake. It's incredible. Him and his brother started YouTube back in the day. kick your ass in boxing, then I'm going to go down and fuck you up in MMA.

33:11 i can go crazy in paradise you're on an island you feel like i don't know i okay let me imagine Do you know how dope that would be? I'd rather do that in Montana or some shit. That would be like hanging out at the comedy store or anywhere else. I don't get why we don't do that. I'd rather do that in Montana or some shit. Do you do cold plunges? She goes, for what?

34:39 I got to jump into it. Then we'll see what's up. It's the toughest part. I said I'm done and that was it. Your wife knew that was it. She was right because I told you Yeah, but cold plunge, I don't like it. in town like now been doing it for 20 years. Before training? Not yet. What is the purpose of that? They used to do them in the NFL. Oh my God.

37:43 The shit that we have is from no Do you do it? Because it burns? Because his nose is damaged. The same company. Why not, Eddie? Wait, you just smelled the bottle? It's no joke. time we went, I didn't even get in line because it's all air conditioned inside I go, abused. His wife doesn't hardcore. And dude, have you ever been to You're only supposed to do it once a day.

41:25 Maybe if you did that and all of a sudden you get a spike of testosterone or something, No, but what whiskey does is it calms you down and it gives you courage. Yeah, it gets deep in your nostrils. Once I figured that cuz at first I was smoke weed like all day and then go on stage and I would forget my bits. But then I would have like just like dull sets and shit.

42:53 If you feel like you're forgetting your material because you're too high, Like if I have a big show and I'm going to go do a big show, The best thing is writing out your bits by hand. I do complete Because I got a million notes. Some of it's bullet points. and lock myself in there. The only reason I listen to my Because I'd go back and just cringe and go, oh.

44:54 I have every show recorded. What's then? Can't make a good side oh? Yeah. Hit me with one of them. I'm sure. I feel like a man, right? well, putting it in his lip and just swallow it. That guy's fine. shit mouth. Or hillbilly And Rockhold was like Yeah Michael Venn and Page is tough, but his skill set is designed for that. So what would you rather watch?

48:38 It would. It would be insane. What about bare knuckle, though? It's not the sweet science There would be parties everywhere. How about Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr. 2, bare knuckle? Is it a result of Crawford being that goddamn good? And Ugas is the guy who beat Manny Pacquiao. Did you see the car accident that Errol Spence-Jane- That's hilarious. Tell me.

51:07 After I work out in the morning. No, my phone. Whoa. so at night what do you watch when do you do For me, I can't be Captain Conspiracy all day. that. I am part-time Captain Conspiracy. Every day I watch videos. Sure. You're in tough competition. I'm busy watching Glory, 1FC, PFL, UFC, Bellator. Kansas City on a Saturday morning. 1 o'clock St. Louis game and when that

54:09 My son's my son. So is my son. He's fucking insane, dude. No brain training, bro. I'm not paying attention to this stupid shit. Anyway, when I said World Series, I meant College World Series because he was in Kansas Oh, yeah. We're in Kansas City. Jacked Andrew Schultz. Tim Dillon You've seen him live Shane's a monster. He's the best ranter of all time.

56:15 He's been doing a lot of stand-up. Tanner always does, though. night watching Dana White gamble? Taylor Lewin, who's an NFL player. Is that like an event? They were probably there for Slap Fight. anyway we're all after the show they go we're gonna go gamble with Dana I'm like And I'm He's still gambling. So he's down 140,000 there. Yeah, Donald Trump was there earlier.

58:57 $60,000 a hand. Yes. Dana's telling him what to do. $140,000 at one point in time. What, too much every day? Come on, my boy. I was having anxiety and I had no money. You're just getting this gambling drug. When you're supposed to be on vacation, but you're a sick fuck. No, that's healthy. And if you were going to be on a vacation on a yacht, I mean, doing jujitsu would be amazing.

1:01:26 it's psycho. and he might win goes terribly wrong, No, it's not for me. I'm not into it. and win. now you got to get that 500 bucks back, plus They won't let you do that? They won't let you do that. I'm going to win 500 bucks and then I'm going to quit. It's like 51%. No. Yeah. It makes sense, though. I mean, but counting cards, why is that illegal?

1:04:35 There's no remembering. He's like, listen, Donald Trump. However, he makes them a lot of fucking money, Yeah, well he's got all the propaganda on Trump, He's not gonna you know fucking do any propaganda bullshit How about Masvidal says Trump texts him like once a week? They got everybody to think Trump was a fascist dictator. Like, he is a Russian fucking spy. Well, they just. He is. Brian's not. Brian isn't. No, but I got friends that believe that shit. Like, he is a Russian fucking spy.

1:06:57 But what you would really think was that, would that be that mainstream news would have go with that. That's a smart thing to do. before they go see Barbie. Aren't you paying attention? It's adults like a motherfucker they're not gonna allow him to As Jews, right? Someone, as they, like right when you trust them, they stab their back on you. Was it the Jews?

1:09:00 But the problem with the Jesus story is the Jesus story is like there's a book called the god who wasn't or the a documentary called the god who wasn't there that goes over the history of Wait a minute. Yeah, he did something too. So they brought Jesus to Pontius Pilate. So is that what Jamie Foxx was referring to? It seems like that's not even true, though,

1:10:56 I think it was all good, post i'm sorry i don't know i chose now know my choice of words have caused offense, when you're a good person, people will fuck you over. not anything more. They killed this dude named Jesus. Maybe he's talking about Romans. fighting, man. You think about the problems that Gilbert gave Hamzat, right? But in his defense, I think part of that problem was that they did that in New York.

1:13:39 and if he's 8 pounds lighter than he is when he looks like death, He is, but we haven't seen him fight elite talent at 185. He did not prepare for an elite wrestler. Still won. He's a dog. He's a showman. To rent a tank. They're in Dallas. They're offering crazy money for soccer, and then they're offering, they're like, I want He's a beast, man. They have so much money.

1:16:17 That's why when people are like, oh, France is only getting $8 million, They might make that money back, too. I bet he walked out with 30-something. I think that should be an automatic point deduction. And they just go, don't do that again. Correct. I was in Mexico for that fight, so I missed They brought in the doctor. The fight wasn't going his way, but he like just... Yeah, he was compromised. Yeah, they brought in the doctor.

1:18:13 Tucker controls his head. Oh! Pull the wrist Oh no Oh that arm's bad Damn. Look at him. That's the problem. They hesitate. Right here. Right here all you have is that last. I missed the tap. He keeps tapping on the other arm. That was savage. man tournament. There's only one winner. Everybody loses. if you win, it's like UFC 2, dog. If you win, you you win, if you win, if you win, it's like UFC 2, dog.

1:20:59 It's mostly jujitsu. you can rest. There's no slap. It ain't no slapping, dog. Those are real strikes. So that's what I always say. Combat jiu-jitsu is basically just my personal favorite part of the UFC, concentrated. Everything's palm strikes. The thing that blew the UFC up was UFC 2. So it's like a whole season of sports wrapped into one three-hour event.

1:23:22 first two rounds are like the regular season. and then the third round you can't do that but we got 16 man tournaments and we get and we only let guys stand for a, we don't have any Muay Thai, we don't have any boxing, but we got 16-man tournaments. You remember Glory Last Man Standing? I wanted to ask him the most obscure question ever music from The Elder

1:24:52 and it was like and Ace Frehley and i walked away i didn't want to be embarrassed because the first time i met him i got embarrassed Oh my God, I'm gonna wait. and I said, and I'm like, and Gene's passing, Dude, I got humiliated by my gods. Jeremy Stevens is about to go out there, I think. But it's crazy if Keith is like, I'm going to knock this bitch out he's like no i'm just gonna use jabs and it's like hey he's a world

1:27:11 We're good. Is that a man? Oh, yeah. Keith Thurman. Is that a man? No. Would she fight 54? But Keith can knock her block off. Me too. Yeah, she's pretty. That's what she calls herself. She has done MMA. Okay. Keith's a little bit past his prime, This is going viral right now online. He dropped him. Oh! Guardians I No, they actually had Indians on their team.

1:30:29 But now it's cultural appropriation. Super prime. It might stop all this. I thought Dana said No More Apex. spoiled i'm super sad with a big audience listen I'm super spoiled. Acoustic set with a big audience is good. But Joe, for the fighters it sucks. that I realized, because usually And we would yell the same way, but they were like, Those fucking words.

1:32:41 He wrestled. You know how many Imanari's Imanari threw in MMA fights, dude? Isn't that how he got George Gorgel? Nuts. But Dustin, he recognized it was coming. Maybe. But Dustin was having success in that first round. What? He wants another fight. I feel like him, yeah, I know, right? And you look at Connor's Instagram, he's, like, hitting it hard. And you look at Conor's Instagram,

1:35:40 Well, that's a good fight, too, because No one has ever come back from that. Right, on Instagram, do the pommel horse 4-48, 4-47, 4-46, 4-45. Yeah, man. Yeah, Dustin. Those boys are on fire. So. Oh! Elite striker. He's got like an anvil on that left hook. I mean, he was a two division champ. That's all. Beautiful right hand. He moves. After a while, you got to stop because he's punching them.

1:39:23 Being a fighter, you want early stoppages. Getting knocked the fuck out. But I'd rather stop early than go way too late, and it takes years off the guy's life. Not too late. Live to fight another day, bro. They could have stopped that after the fifth. And they're like, oh, it's boxing? magazine, never threw them away, had them Julio. But I'm like, dude, your Spanish sucks.

1:42:00 Every fucking Latin guy is going to go for the Latin guy. white guy. In boxing, you could be That's why I root for Bo Nickel. He's Brazilian, though. with crazy kicks and Kung Fu kicks. Wild-ass fight. But he also didn't fight for fucking a year, dude. Dude, how about when Pantoja goes, he gets on the mic after he wins a world fucking championship and goes, Dad, are you proud of me now?

1:43:56 Oh, my God. Dude, he got some big biceps, dude. Look what he did to Corey Sanaheim. He dominated the wrestling. When he gets down to 135, big money fights await him and who knows? He might fight Does Murab still have Sugar Sean's jacket? That was so funny. Sugar said he got that jacket at a thrift store. Murab, wear his jacket. When Sean took his jacket off. No, he got it back. Oh, he got it back? Yeah. But Rob was wearing it. It was hilarious. That was so funny.

1:45:37 You're trying to intimidate a guy, and that guy's trying to intimidate the other guy? They're trying to get Conor Aldo. legit get in their head. When he fought Peter Yan, I was like, yeah. Did Aljamain wrestle in college? But the Corey Sanhagen fight, you can't say nothing about that. His jiu-jitsu's no punk. What belt is he? I don't remember that.

1:47:22 A guillotine choke. and he's a good wrestler, too. too. Really? He tested like real high That fight took place in Vegas. Where he laid down in the cage. Kyle Uno came there. I rolled with him. You know what? You could be a politician. is he letting me but joe's right he turned it on the second time for sure but but joe's right you Crazy strong. Since they're three.

1:50:28 Yeah. He's training at B-Team now. I'm trying to watch this Jeremy Stevens fight on the sly here. and you have to factor in Boom. And that's where we're kind of at now. That's what I think. I think so. that doesn't apply. you have all these Boxers have big egos. I would rather, dude, Paulie Malignaggi did it against Artem Lobov. we had the best seats in the house

1:52:52 really hot. Jermaine Taylor. We were super We were barbecued, though. I like fucking Bronze Bomber. That could be some hot bitch. Shakira. Fuck no. I do know Ryan Garcia. That's Rocky III. Bro. What about him and Gervonta Davis? He's incredible. It's so slick He moves beautifully. Canelo's still elite? No wait a minute. They're fighting again, right?

1:56:09 Oh, they were both decisions? First fight you give Triple G. The funniest shit, dude. happening with that? I heard that Sean's having Sean's a wild boy. His life is crazy when he tells the story of his life. He's got good head movement. Whoa. And he showed him Oh, shit. They find a tumor. Disc, yeah, disc. 10-0? Ed Clay, CPI, Tijuana. A ton. Yeah, I know.

1:59:43 Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, that says CBD 25. 25 milligrams of CBD, Oh, no. It says caffeine on the... Because I am very interested She looks so long Yeah, the CBD one. about the 115 weight category fucking sex hands. Barrera was bigger than that. That Inouye or whatever. Some guy. What are you yikesing? It says caffeine on the ingredients, too. 125 for that one.

2:02:49 Holloway zombie, that's offensive. Look at that. She fucking melts girls on the ground. The stronger the knee you throw, the easier it is for us. Oh, Darce it up. Is the Diaz fight next, Jamie? Amanda Serrano fight. Bro, Tatiana has a grip on her, huh? kick to the stomach The guy Fuck. It's so interesting to me. We do. It's a song about the border.

2:06:47 You worked hard on it. That's next weekend at the Apex. Yeah. Dude, it was like the energy of the crowd. Tatiana got her down again. Beautiful. Just controlling her. She's in so deep with that left arm. She's being patient. That's your next champ. Bro, she's huge. What do you think about a 105 weight class? I would have to watch some Atomweight fights in Invicta.

2:09:42 No. That's just women's pound for pound Yeah Who's bantamweight now? She just, you know what she said? Right, but it's not for a lack of talent. Amanda Davis doesn't see herself fighting anytime soon. My legs have nerve damage from over the years. My body needs this. I remember that fight. And you're just pretending that Ronda's going to come in She's throwing fastballs.

2:12:34 That's what I see suffer. He's just suffering when people suffer. They want you to suffer to know He's a wild boy. Yeah. Yeah. Artificially created in a Chinese way. You watch that lady hit the pads. Stamp Fairtex. She's all cute. Yeah, a front push knee. That's not her? God damn. I'm just talking out of my ass. some unsolicited advice, That's too tough.

2:16:21 What is going on? I like tournaments. Tournaments are great. You're just adding confusion to a pure sport. You know, if he's not number one, if Jon Jones is number one, that guy's number two. They have good fighters. And he started his own league. He beat Benson Henderson for the WEC title, 10 years ago. You know, like, it's not really Fedor anymore.

2:18:48 twice. Yes. You know, you're like The prime, prime. That Was the prime That was it No he was supposed to fight A couple fights team alpha male dude right there off the 405 And I never get gas late at night. You have to come through the back. I'm like, God damn it. I'm like, fuck it. And I pull up and I drive in and i see two dudes Had my truck dude. I got that shit down

2:22:13 He comes up right in front of my truck. I was going to come out and pump. And he had a mask on. They almost fucking had me. I have a purpose in life because I should have been dead No, no check this out dudes pumping gas and dudes like trying to rob them and the dude would pull out the gas and believe you pulled in there dude i my shit was fucking done time to move to texas get yourself

2:24:51 But I felt like, damn, if I get pulled over and they could throw me in jail. L.A. Texas, Doug. Like security guards are saying, fuck it. It's like humanity is awakening. I think we have to get to the bottom before we move back up to the top. I think we have to do that. We have to go through it. We have to go through it. I think we have to, we have to go to get to the bottom before we move back up to the top.

2:25:57 We needed Biden. They don't give a fuck about your health. close. Dude, they put it, dude. Immediately, we went to Tampa and started looking I don't give a fuck. But if you just drink water I didn't like it. But Eddie, where you're at, I mean, I'm in the Valley. A lot more options. And then I go into the cold plunge again for another two minutes. You know what I do almost every day is the leg sleeves, the air leg sleeves.

2:28:48 I do it for an hour, dog. Out of all the shows. because I look forward to it. He varies things so much. He gets taken down. San Hagen is no joke. Well, you know how he looks at his overall growth and development. There's no question about it that he's the baddest on the planet. Oh, he got a quick? Yep. Very good. Do you know? Oh shit Bro this looks pretty deep

2:31:53 Corey's arm was trapped in there. He only has the wrist grab. Is he going to swing around? Very nice. He's great at everything. Does he have knockout power? No. The only knock on Corey would be wrestling. they're just tougher dudes coming from Georgia, the country. The only knock would be his wrestling. Now he knows that, and it's a fucking problem.

2:34:37 Rob has a nice jab. Also, gas tank off the charts. That Adrian Yanez knockout was Puerto Rican, I forget. You don't escape that. Oh, and it's late too. Okay, so he probably That's a fight he lost too. And he was doing all this band work and everything to strengthen it but it's like eventually all that shit just breaks down Dwayne Ludwig, without a doubt,

2:37:09 Remember when they were training in my garage? That was more than 10 years, right? And, you know, for now, Rob is always going to be thinking that when he's throwing shots. It doesn't even matter. have to because this is a free fight. So this is on ESPN. This division is so talent stacked. Every division's fucking stacked. No, Magomedov. Cause there's Johnny Walker

2:39:33 Take my money Good luck. For sure. He's always in there. This kind of fight. He's constantly hitting you. so anticlimactic. God, they get cut a lot. Bare-knuckle? Yeah, they fought bare-knuckle. And Chris Lieben, it was like he got The Ultimate Fighter. I forget what his name is. Bare Knuckle? The guy that did gay porn. I don't know. I opened up my butt cheek and everything.

2:42:38 Pulled my butt apart and everything. He fought a few people. Yeah, it's a great gay porn name. but what you were asking for definitely pops up they said it's supposed to keep your dick hard. But I liked her. There's a shot again. Yeah, short notice. Yeah. So he's winning these rounds. So everything's just like, this is perfect game plan. Rob's not known for his wrestling.

2:45:27 He's going for it. He's beating him up. Try and get him out there the fourth or fifth round. Hasn't beat him yet. You could. That's a good fight, too. Why even take a chance? I mean, he just took a big ass deep breath. Damn. wrestling your ass off in Colorado. What happened there? Darce? That's right. I can't wait. It's going to take forever. Eminem sees it.

2:48:58 Walked out with Eminem, bro. best you know on the planet terence crawford and they played his song that's pretty slick Like everybody in the UFC now Look at that takedown. He's a legend. fucking Dominican who's in hit home runs. Have you seen him? He's huge. I just for the Angels. A motherfucker who can pitch. I just pretend. They're trying to beat. I mean, you can crack a ball. They're trying to hit it. They're trying to beat.

2:50:53 Okay. Tests for steroids. What? So true. Yeah. They should have demanded steroids, right? like you know the dumbest thing they ever did with baseball test for steroids what so true yeah they should have demanded steroids right but you know what's but now they have a clock. I like that. they were selling alcohol. That's a long time. And my girl wanted a beer or whatever

2:52:30 $18 and it's half the price have you sold any People don't buy it. What is it called? again. She's probably opening for Brian Callen. Yeah, if you finish somebody. He's got to pass first. that's the most exciting fucking fight you're going to see. Like, think about the people that came off there. I mean, he's injured now, which sucks, but. But a lot of guys are not going to do that.

2:54:52 makes you a deal that you're going to be Bro. Alex has his war paint on. and his guys tried to put it back in and they And this was Mexico. and then won his next match, too. You're down four rounds, and you shoot for a takedown? I think he's not willing to take any chances like jumping guard or something like that. Yeah, but as a purist, don't you want to see a guy be able to do whatever the fuck he can do?

2:57:23 It's about entertainment. Yeah, we want to find out who's the better fighter and who wins. It's about entertainment. Right. He's going for it, though. He got him. Fuck. He's still got it. Why did he let the fucking leg? And all that shit we talked would go away if he gets this. Correct. All that. Because he wore him out. He wore him out. He wore him out. He got it. He. Damn. Just prevent his hips from getting close. And all that shit we talked would go away if he gets this.

2:58:59 He should have, in my opinion, I got a two-week notice. I think he's just getting outworked He's grimacing here. Yeah. Ooh, Yeah. There's no need to put Vaseline everywhere. Why are you putting Vaseline on their dude. He went for it. Didn't take any damage. I gotta pee too When I come on JRE I try to keep the conspiracy theories to a minimum. So when I go on other people's podcast like I'll do music podcast

3:02:20 I just did an episode the new one that came out He got into EDM. I like it like the submarine thing was take it from here job Yeah, I just want to show you this cut because it's crazy. Look at that. I like that. like 1 500 feet they there was a lot about that that was fucked up that was like Here it is. Missing Titanic submarine found. Right. Especially people in a fucking submarine that decide they want to go to some crazy remote-controlled submarine with a Logitech controller.

3:06:03 Like, it has to be be the ship has to be right Oh, yes. He goes, dude, this shit's not going anywhere. Yeah. Listen, I'll say he has a better chance than Conor did beating Floyd Tyson's like, go for it. That's kind of crazy. I'm like, God, I really, as a fighter, this is a nightmare. And he's been had seven pro fights now you know and What is Celsius?

3:09:06 I'm going to kill Cliff, guys. At least seven. You know, and the other one, You know what? Fuck the submarine. Is there ice in there? We'll get some more ice. because remember Gina, the girl I used to make music with? this i go what's his name his name was like jody because my friend jody was telling me about this He wrote a book called The Twelfth Planet.

3:11:30 seeing the UFO? Exactly. When it goes mainstream, I'm like, what's going on here? And the scariest part was they got 51 intelligence officers to sign off on it. Yeah. What's scary is no one is facing any repercussions. They stick with it, though, because they're saying that the justice system where they released That is ball ice, no? dude i'm dude i'm keeping my mouth shut dog when 51 intelligence officers say it's russian

3:13:36 I'm just saying what's already out there Isn't that crazy, dude? it's going to be no doubt. I'm so glad the UFC doesn't do that. bullshit we've been through, I'm like, dude, Let's get it out of the way. You were late. Rest in peace. By the dawn. This is going to be crazy. Dillian White tested positive for steroids. Dillian White is fighting Anthony Joshua.

3:16:11 They get it. Yeah. Why don't they girls stand behind Bruce buffer? He comes out. Okay, you want some? No, it's so good, dude Smells like freedom Yeah. This is Jamie's idea. We have no idea. Brian Simpson got that shit under his nose. He went into the ring first. Makes all the sense. I didn't know about it until I saw these lovely ladies. And if they're not, they should be.

3:19:00 Taking out the middleman. The Diaz highlights, they're not showing any of his UFC fights. I guess not. He's got the full Shane Gillis. I like it. You could pull it off. It's dope. Nice. Yeah, if you have like a Hawaiian shirt mentality you know what i mean they're like cholos on 10 speeds you know what i mean and their bodies Big Bird is yoked. It's,

3:21:36 That's hilarious. We'll watch some of it after this fight. They fucking aced them and they found them in a fucking dumpster. So it looks like... Is... Oh, that place is packed. Was that Shane with the Versace suit on and Nate's... jokes about him? He does an impression of Nate. Jamie Foxx? I don't know. Oh, he wore jeans. That's pretty good. Baja, Mexico.

3:24:53 pacing it's the pacing yeah it's the way we talk yeah I could do it you got the This is about to go down. If he gets knocked out So maybe he is in great shape Because he's clearly not the best boxer. you would say, wow, this kid's crazy, this tattooed-up wild boy. Sweetie. Damn. Remember, Nate can take a beating, though. He's moving in and out, moving side to side.

3:27:25 Nice right hand. Great right hand. Yeah, great right hand. And he is hitting the gas early. Nate's style of boxing is probably better with little gloves, right? More explosive. won't come up. Yeah, he does look tired. Let him swing? He could be pacing himself. Bro, her shorts are camped up there. That's like a new thing. That's such a gross ploy for attention.

3:30:33 I'm on that motorcycle crash fucking animal attack. It looks like Oh, he's throwing shit He definitely emptied the gas tank a little bit in that first round. Oh, shit. Nate. Oh, that was hard right there. His hardest punch. But it's also his patience. Nate's coming back. Like, oh, shit, this guy's here. Nate landed like at least Dudes don't have an equivalent

3:33:43 I don't know but he's a handsome bastard or something. Very good uppercut. That's not normal, right? Remember, though, Nate did knock Anderson down in the eighth, Jake hasn't fought someone like this. I told him it's not a bad bet on Nate. The line wasn't there anymore. wanted to take him down you know what i mean because his guard is so good that they were they

3:35:59 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, He goes back like for a little bit, but he just keeps coming forward. Now he's warmed up. Fourth coming up. And throwing. Oh. There he goes. Damn. Jake or Nate is? Yeah, I'm curious what Jake's going to look like in the 7, 8, 9. I mean, looping punches coming from weird angles, Jake just looked at the clock. That's usually Oh, shit.

3:40:21 Bam. Oh, he got clipped right there, though. Jake's moving away from him here. Yeah, good body shot. Look at that. Nate's are power punches, too. Jake's moving away from him here. They're in the middle of the fucking fight. Dude they cut away from the fight for the last 30 seconds now And after a while, then it's going to be like, yeah, you can just admit it's voluntary.

3:41:54 Here we go. you know he's just Fuck this sweetie what's up It could be over now Josh Thompson head kicked him Trying to get him out of there, huh? Yeah, Nate's hurt. Don't stop, shit. Oh, Jake's hurt. I'm sorry. Yeah, Nate's hurt. Yep. Yeah, man. Look at that. Look at him throwinging all that shit Fall out of the fucking ring Let's see the replay, kids.

3:45:33 Look at him. He fucked up his equilibrium with that shot to the temple. Boom. Solid shot. Great shot. Is that an off-balance thing? No. Sixth round. Yeah, Jake's significantly better. I think where they were No I'll do 10 Seems like he's Turning it around a little bit Go back down to 10? Yeah, I don't know. You'd think 12 would be his advantage. No matter what.

3:48:21 And it doesn't seem like Jake Paul's getting tired. I think he's getting a little tired. So I think they're just cranking up the heat. Yes. For sure. Well, he's definitely in good shape. You mean Harold Letterman? No, he doesn't do that. Oh, that was a good uppercut there. It was confusing to MMA fans. Can Nate turn this around? If Jake drops them again

3:51:53 People are worried it's going to be a bad product. If it ends like this, Because you know what it is Dude, That 8, 9, and 10 is going to be interesting. 100%. Nate could still pull this off. What? Okay. That was a great combo. Yeah. He wrestled with Paul Acosta, so there's a video of him. Jake's never fought anybody like this. He's dancing around though. He doesn't look that tired.

3:55:16 Oh, he stung him with that. Jesus Christ. For the whole fight? Yes. Correct. Oh, good right hook. I think this is the plan, yeah. Yeah, Nate's like a fucking tidal wave Dude, all of a sudden that jab is snapping. Oh, left hand, right hand. Two more rounds, right? He really turned the power up in that round. He probably needs to win these two. Oh, look at that.

3:58:24 Dude, that's hilarious You give away a minute and a half You're wasting time. That was the last round. Oh, look at that uppercut. You know, Jake's got that big, powerful looping over hand right, So far, Nate's So that's two rounds in a row for Nate, yeah? Yeah. I imagine if he puts it to him and stops him in this round. Otherwise, people are going to be like, this is fucked.

4:02:35 Oh, good right hand. But what's this last minute 30 gonna look like? Good slip by Jake there. Look at that. He's tired. You see that? If they want to do it Yeah, that was impressive. Fuck yeah. Yeah, they. Hey, man. He survived. Yeah. To Diaz's credit, I'd watch him fight again. Fuck yeah. Especially with the two-point round. It's somewhere in the middle.

4:06:25 Imagine if Diaz gets this decision. Ah, that's just talk. For sure. Boom! There's that left hook Those are clean shots That's some dude, grown man, paid. I have closed captioning on. 98-91? There's so many different parts. And Bird and Ernie Miss Piggy's a chola. Because I'm confused. No, keep going. Okay. What's cool is Logan came over. he competed in wwe tonight and came over dude look at logan's outfit yeah it's wwe that's ridiculous

4:12:49 Like if Conor said, I want to fight Nate Diaz. It's interesting KSI's fighting Tommy Fury and they haven't announced Logan's Yeah, he boxes. But wasn't that a split decision? Yeah. He said he actually, I think, well, the closed captioning I read said he doesn't want that. All right, boys. Dude, in the 80s, dog. Somebody counted? Isn't that crazy? Joe Steele used to be up the street

4:15:08 Fuck. Oh, they got two Australia cards? No, no, I'm doing that one. Those three are all out of the country. Because they don't have a main event yet. No, but Fazeev and Gamrot. And then before that, Scroll down. The Abu Dhabi one, Jamie? Click on that so we can see what the card is. Damn. They're supposed to be adding some bang a great fight, too, man. Damn.

4:17:16 Yeah, nice. October 21st, next one. ThickBoy.com. Boy.com We're in Connecticut too