Joe Rogan Experience #20240622 — Fight Companion - June 22, 2024 Transcript

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0:00 Trapped I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem, and I'll tell you something this fucking phone live with live That's pretty gangster. What? Yes, it'll summarize it for me. It also will summarize websites It's hard to say better, because I have both, I'm going to tell you something, they're both No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:37 it but I can't read the letters. There's all these options he's always shown me about. Whatever it is outside. They'll just have a handheld with a with the iPhone Like you could you could set it in a pro mode and you have way more options in terms of like how It smells like soap. It smells, uh, trust me. Bandage up there. Yeah, take the stitch out and pulled out you're like

4:32 like if you can't breathe out of your nose, especially if you're doing jujitsu and your mouth is getting covered all the time you like He's like, yeah man, I need to breathe. Oh damn, you can have them. There's not a lot of room to run. You're gonna have Yeah, that shit's powerful. Smell the bag back smell the bag just the bag Hey what's this huh No.

8:08 What are you using? Yeah, that's not even an envelope anymore. You put it like an inch from your nose and took a deep swing. Well, he just saw how fun it is. I was texting you from the plane. I like you know, there's another one called I think that's empty. I think there's another Fine, but was like I'm drinking hot he didn't even realize it yeah well damn if you want to

10:56 Because I always had a great imagination. But he was a big cocaine user and like the shining was all on cocaine great movie fucking great fantastic does he get down at 205 please it's so hard to believe he's so big when you Right. It's like one step below heavyweight, right? Like look at Yuri. He won one fight, Disagree heavily. I think Yonbo which is a fucking animal

13:29 Like I like what the UFC did with Izzy, right? rematch because Sean won that fight I thought. I thought it was very close but I thought Strickland It's a good fight to sell. Yeah all that shit talking when it get more views than a Strickland rematch Odomir might get him. He's letting him get him against the cage like that get out of the way, bro Fuck.

16:02 I mean, oh there's that left hook. That's nice. And once it goes he goes there's nothing you can do, but this was a bad one Yeah, now there's now there's been he's been flatlined a lot. Yeah, it might be over I mean you gotta think all the different people that have gotten him here's the thing about a broken pinky toe when you're a guy who kicks as much

18:05 I thought you and I were gonna disagree on this If this is Connor six years ago, he's fighting all these fight Why don't you drink Diet Coke? I scrub my temple clean. I can tell the difference Yeah, that's what they did know. So Freud's grandson, Edward Bernays, was like, I know how to do this. We gotta get people to eat more pork and he's like cool say less

20:51 Absolute, complete nonsense. Calories aren't the problem, brother. sugar and excess of carbohydrates, bullshit food, seed oils. There's a lot of You know it was supposed to be Jamal Hill Khalil round tree Khalil round Really? Yeah, I think he gars the, he's it man. He's so talented. That is one of the most puzzling problems to deal with inside the octagon.

24:17 But the difference between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz that bl blitz and Michael Vanipage is so unorthodox. there's a chance it can be really fucking boring. Yeah, and Holland is a good striker a very good striker Yeah, he's not like a huge advantage, but also look at the age is a factor as well. That's true. That's true Can fuck his gas tanks off the charts?

27:07 just so fucking everything it's just so it's just like always what it's like show it Chappelle me and him were hanging out and afterwards we all went I said I know you probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life. You're about to make the biggest If you're going to do do this let me get my phone You don't know this this is seen in a bar Joe Schilling was a friend of mine's world champion kickboxer elite

30:09 See how he just flinches at him? And you gotta understand, this was the end of a long, he was fucking with Joe and everybody else the whole thing I tried suing Joe and But the guy was picking fights. Just bink, bink, bink. It's just the wrong guy. He fought three times. He looked like somebody you don't know he's also like big Tatted up. Just an accident, I mean just a bump and he had to talk shit I

32:54 You can still pass you by. Just get a pistol. Yeah, by the time you get that pistol, you get a Harley. Yeah it like that. She's not, she's not pending. She said like she, she passed up, but she Oh, I need to buy a shirt. Oh these kids man. They own it like they own it that so she's hot to 24 on a graph She'd start like... It is smart that she jumped right on it because you got to think it's only been a few days. Oh, someone blew her up. June

36:07 Having fun. She has these? This is a good fight. Tricoli is good Seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it. He was from childhood, right? So they don't take your eyes out of your crazy beard He throws kicks like a jab Just once? Said he signed in 2020? Yeah. But he can't really fight. Hmm. So this is a second fight in the UFC At least second fight he signed in 2020

39:49 Here's one thing you do know if you try hard you won't get one. That's for damn sure. Yeah, yeah. How about the main event was about to be Bo Nicol, but he was hunting in Montana and didn't on the planet. It's up for debate. He's up there. How do you say that when when Sonia He's his rest his wrestling is This is a great anyone the highest in events. You double aission a good fight I was very good fight. What are we gonna say though, Joe?

42:28 I'll fuck them up. He'll fuck them up in wrestling. He did already so did they have an easier time i was just got that their learning curve Worse when they're not testing anymore. No, no, then once they start test Oh, okay Everybody was on. They turned me down, whatever. It knows like 24 it's like Yeah, sure the clear, you know, you know, you know, I fuck with now and like I mean

45:59 get after getting punched. So cognitive energy, everything. Because I had a doctor, he looked great. 65 is a friend of BPC 157. Yeah. Shit's my stomach PPC 157 yeah shit's magic You put a sign baseball in the trash, bitch needs money in the sphere you can't not fight for two fucking years he's pretty good he's I don't like it. Mmm, but it's good. I tough though

49:22 I remember what are they saying? Well, Nick will allude to the fact that he's always partying like hanging out all the time Chechnya. Yeah, he won a Nobel Peace Prize. Did he really? No, he did not. I was like, what the Oh, they definitely are. Yeah, the Chechen government was killing and torturing gay people. No, Kardeev had a ceremony because he was sanctioned more than any other leader by all

51:19 him was when he got COVID, he would not stop training. And so he had full blown COVID and I was like, if that was a five round fight, that's a difficult fight for him. But I think the fact big leap did he come in having two fights in two weeks or in the early days of his career Yeah, like the beat. Yeah, like Zabit He never took he never took him down to call his hurt

53:49 They're so close to creating new eyeballs give it a two eyes. Yeah, fuck everybody up so They don't have they don't have dick transplants they do word Yeah, use your thumb people have had their dick blown off like soldiers and shit it yeah if you say I agree to let Brian have my kids yeah he's a good dude yeah able to change your sex for real for real yes they're gonna be give you double

56:43 Let's lease an article. I read. I don't know if it's accurate facts also there's theories that they hunted us. There's some pretty cool documentaries. Everything's dense much bigger thicker heavier bone structure everything different that what makes chimps so strong there their tendon strength Yeah, well, they lost a lot of good fights Khalil is fucking scary.

59:16 better that he got hurt. We're hanging out and I said Kelvin if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170 or a world champion He was like looking at the Adam said I'm prepared to die. Yeah. Well, that's cuz who was it? They do different things but Kelvin's just known for being I mean, it's just an incredible fighter, but not that weight I've talked to people that train with him said his fucking top pressure already all savage. They charge the man

1:02:18 that was also balal training with could be even correct mom and those guys in He's too heavy came to a catchweight. Wait, they were supposed to do it. Yeah, what was it supposed to be? Well, 185 is what they agreed to. It should be, most likely. Yeah, I mean everybody was like Uriah Hall's the next Anderson Silva and Calvin's like a fighter for now. Yep

1:04:32 But that's real man, it's real I mean I wish that guy would show up You really want to do this blow up the weight classes cut out all the weight cutting make a big deal about it When we went to Karate Combat, man. What you need is a basketball court. It's too easy to get taken down. If someone's pushing you and you're near stairs, You enter into the danger zone too many times if there's like a warning track on the outside make the warning track big enough

1:07:31 I was watching last time I go He wants to bet a million dollar hand. not banned. What happens is I win so much and I take money from them. So what they do They did something with him back in the day at the Palm. He's like the fuck not night. I play like a million like not anymore when you have a good dealer and it's just you and them Gambling on cards like who knows what the cards gonna be get the fuck out of here with that. Just not for me

1:10:53 and with skinny-ass legs yeah you know he doesn't have big legs but damn that Didn't somebody show that having that little gut gives you more power? course it's just a discipline thing yeah it's just a discipline thing I think he Good. He's very skilled. He's very skilled. He's very skilled. He's very skilled. He's very skilled. He's very skilled. Well, also those 170 guys are gigantic imagine him and Michael venom page

1:13:02 55? I thought you fought at 45. No, no, he started at 55. because Jesus Christ, He reaches like it's kept. of your wheels yeah I'm over my skis. Sorry guys, I'm an aristocrat. I use a rich man sport analogy. He forces guys in these combination extended combination slugfests 70 is even deeper. like, Oh dude, you must think it's bare knuckle. This is box. And I'm like, Oh, you don't know

1:16:35 in July this July 20th yeah the Mike Tyson fight is in November in Tampa I'm kind of going to say something. Because I was talking to you. Nice left hand. come on you're good you're good you're good man that one's tough Yeah, once I get the chair under me and I feel like my legs fit in this little... Yeah. Usually it's crocs on. They fall off. So comfortable. I don't understand what everybody's saying.

1:20:12 Catch an air he caught him on the left hook and right hand right there. He just looks a little stiff Kick in a right hook. I got like all the colors. Oh Oh finally take down finally was zero seconds to go that counts it that's the He's like, I didn't. you man I don't know if he has a friends because he wants to fight you know it Yeah, but you got a family especially if you do something somebody you really fuck them up

1:23:33 That's the only way you get points, right? on a title possibility? Connor would. Don't you get pay-per-view points if you're headlining now? No. Oh man. Does anybody get pay-per-view points on a title possibility? No. cause you're not bringing in the viewership. You're against what? I love that Francis made a ton of money. I love that he dropped Tyson Fury. I do not love the Joshua fight. That was sad.

1:25:10 It wouldn't get sanctioned usually would it? What? Yeah I said it. Who? who my Tyson Fury shut the fuck up. He may have had us you're ridiculous appreciate the It's very strange. I don't know. Maybe he was maybe that train at all Boom. Yeah, I don't know. And then Anthony Joshua probably another. Yes and no. 110%. Speaking of knockout artists, can we get Tank his flowers?

1:28:35 Well, hold on. Physically nice time doesn't look like a power puncher. He just looks like a regular guy, but his fucking powers extraordinary You see all of these things are him like breaking down his opponent and then they Oliver is all Yeah. Let me tell you something. how much they should be paying what other leagues are around you know I'm Let me ask that's a fighter. I'm like the PFL still doing that wacky point thing

1:32:10 So win is three points it draws one point lost zero points round one stop is three point round two stop is two points Abandoned shop a sand in ship stop. No one likes it No one loves MMA more than us and we hate it They're the best rankings we currently have available and most people agree on them I don't like the fact she's playing at flyweight though, dude. How about Paige Vans and is doing slap fighting? It's not real

1:34:31 She's really legit at that weight. I think at 25 Yeah, me too, then my dad was like Hulk Hogan's not and then my nuts dropped I'll do a slap fighting that'll be that'll be x number of subscribers to my only fans as long as you stay in people's faces What are we doing here? I just it's free brain damage like why you could hit someone so hard with a slap because you're not

1:37:10 Well, they got Bisping doing commentary for it. No, if if UFC is like flaming young, but she's practicing on a fucking rubber doll. Oh, there's slap Yeah. You know what I mean? No mitt, no oven mitt. A long winter. Her eyes all cocked she's got them lip implants too she's probably worried a lip implants gonna get blown out are you allowed to Yeah. I don't know. Watch this KO. First of all, you don't close your eyes. Bad move.

1:40:06 What do you worship, Brian? From Mother Russia. That's dope? Yeah, what do you know? No? No, I bought it. Oh sick What's what do you know? Maybe that old picture of Kanye with his like new wife look like she'd be in hell hostage I'm waiting for that. And then they have it, like rainy alleyway. And it's like everything looks perfect like a real movie and it does it like that it does it

1:42:14 It's incredible. So you're gonna be able to make movies that are like legit fucking stuffed animal bro they started then it'll tell you. Yeah, you get around it instead of how do I make a nuclear weapon? Yeah, they did. Well, you know, you know Drake used to to pocket Biggie's a voice in his diss track. Yeah Nothing else before, you know, we continue to party.

1:45:08 You know, like his own. He was on a song with Big Sean was on the BET Awards cipher, and he said, he said something to him again. He was, you You know and they were calling them themselves the big three but Kendrick wasn't on it He said how are they the same size? How did the same weight? Well vocal comes real tall Yeah, the samurai is way better. I'll beats Francis and Gano absolutely I do mmm boy. Yeah

1:48:23 Not moving for minutes Yeah, he's He's set for the rest of his life if he doesn't do anything crazy with his money. years old too fucking massive he's Olympic. He wants to fight Joshua. I can't imagine. I feel so bad for him, man.'s gonna boxing in 15 months 15 months as well This might be if he wins this foreign road. This might be five in a row. What is it Jamie?

1:51:16 I mean it's kind of Russia. Shooting a movie. Oh, yeah, what movie? That's the fight that's the fight everybody Build them up. I'm like, yeah So fast. but it was still like. Everything is just technique, smooth movements, scrambles. Yes, yeah, I'm part serious Technician has to just stay on the bike cuz yeah, I'm already did this Derek Lewis and then the minute you get tired these big boys

1:55:37 I thought Eddie was gonna be here. I was ready for some conspiracy theories. He would've been professional the nastiest finishes ever when Sergey Keratanov got on top of him and kept punched him in the one eye Everything was legal. no elbows on the ground. best of times when they brought him over here what are we doing let him fight yeah Wasn't it talk about it?

1:58:49 on it. Oh, should we wait for Joe to come back? Talk young thug. It's interesting because For racketeering? She gave the dude, she was fucking the no bid contract. seek like a meeting without him. So they take him in the judge chambers And so then the dude was like okay. I'll testify it's highly unusual and illegal for you to have a meeting with a sworn-in witness and the prostitute prosecution and

2:01:38 They get him out. all this other information is coming out. Right. He's been in charge with murder racketeering for running a criminal organization. Yeah. But this murder was the key murder. Yeah. And so, and so now, and Brian's a lawyer now. Oh yeah. That's what I wanted to be. But no, the truth is like, real lawyering isn't that exciting like they make it look on TV.

2:04:05 Oh, this is the Connor one, but yeah, listen, the AI did a song. That's wild. like I'm at the showing up like I'm at the only job the job is not done so you 100% connor mcgregor injury-free Who's the best referee alive? Yeah action movie you know what I didn't see, but listen they filmed it at the UFC Whenever a fighter does anything, Both guys are heavyweights.

2:08:04 Why do you need that? Oh man, I would love it. padding on the knuckles and a You not only that you'd be able to do it better because leather especially if it's not if it's raw leather This is so unnecessary if you just had a covering over the fingertips. That's a thin piece of leather you would That's good. You told them to do on open field so they just shut you out, but I told him to do a football field

2:11:19 I hate ratings. It's not five fights. It's not five five-minute fights. And then I also think that you should have, for sure, you have no weight He loses the weight and then immediately rehydrates. I think it should be a remote location Let them listen to the commentators. Maybe have one next to the ring. I don't know but that that's debatable throw him away at least suspended yeah I get rid of them if you ever do that you

2:13:28 So you're not going to see me reach down like this. One point. Doesn't the Nevada Electoral Commission have to agree to the rules? Well a lot of them aren't fighters, right? It's a huge problem. Yeah, there's no chance. Al Scarra is very good man. You're supposed to fight two weeks from now at the Apex. Who is he gonna fight? There's a three round fight

2:15:14 One thing about Robert, when he loses a fight, That is the fight that is the fight man real test for hams on man. Yes, bobby Like what he does he just he just he's a tidal wave and his defense is so elite at that level. That's what he did against you, Al Romero. Hell yeah, I think he's the biggest guy at 85 other than pehada So who do you give Bo nickels a test like who's a good test? Oh, yeah, I get a doll foe. Oh, that's right Is that in Bassett Square Garden or is that I do lie? Uh, what is that Jamie? I thought it was a later

2:18:55 Let's go now bowmops floor with him. We're off to the races. Yeah bowmops the floor with him then So they've been it becomes on who knows how much money Hums on has now But is that a fine line if you're Dana or if you're the UFC, it's like I we yeah These guys get die in the ring. What about, um, what about that? You see that? Yeah, so they just sit there do go. Hey, so does that that's that's you got that really gets you going

2:22:01 you can but then if you drive it loses it loses its value. They're a nightmare. Yeah, Richard Millet two million five hundred thousand dollars for a tour Mustangs and shit It's that Nuremberg right now being insane 800 horsepower incredible. It's the best Mustang I've ever seen. It's got a rear transaxle. It's fucking insane and it looks incredible

2:25:00 wrestling team too but the UFC next it really yep that's how good he was at I think Whitaker either wins by decision or beats in the fourth Whitaker just jabbed him Good luck. right yeah oh my god the shimmy he had him out there like oh no when you see him fall up with a share a bullet I broke my pinky toe. I have food poisoning. Yeah That's a good question.

2:28:23 I'm surprised that's not not who is he wants who? I don't think he got touched. Yeah, that's close that's real close that's only a month or so away Where it says America Such a good guy seven first round finishes what's the Isn't that the record not even close seven first round? Yeah, amazing. oh look at that dude What a great feeling who has 23 Andre Ilovsky has the second most first round finishers with 23.

2:32:06 Is 5 UFC fighters first round finish record for the UFC? Is five UFC fighters first round Kayla. So he's number three. talladega nights we like you go ahead and break it why does he only have seven And if it's not a knife, you prefer the knife. He's got bad knees, actually. That's why I run. I run all the time. up there how much are you running three miles a day you see I just when you

2:35:29 Yeah, oh, it's a cheese. It does get you in shape, but there is a there's a minimum shape climber fuck your day off. You better be careful though. You got a no one tjic Yuri and anyone anywhere. And he says he could tell he looked at him like he knew he he's like he's looking at me like he knew he could Look at his level strength of fucking schedule

2:38:12 It just he burnt himself out. Well, you know, Jack Cramanson is seasoned No didn't get beat up just lost the lesson and lost the fight at a fight Yeah, very good thing to happen to him. I mean, that division is fucking deep, man. How about Piver versus fucking I mean that would be a crazy fight Because it's so hard to do. Like when Connors come up, Mike, it was such a special time.

2:40:19 Yeah, you know Leon Edwards versus Bala Muhammad is not getting the respect that it deserves for whatever fucking stupid reason people don't like Balaam Mohammed That's what you first say. I say most stolen most stolen for sure with young kid Patty's a bad motherfucker Motherfucker mama greens a bad man. That's a real test for Patty Yeah, especially look at the Jared Gordon fight Jared, but that was a good fight for him to get through like realize

2:42:50 They have some guys in rise in one championship. They have some studs bro. China's got some fucking killers coming up Yeah, artificial young Shao Nan versus fucking Happens max's fight was so crazy. Give a fuck. No, I was running around crazy and I was go main event, you know It's a good question. fights around 1700 people died of heat exhaustion yeah, cuz it's 125 degrees

2:45:14 Well that's why they come to LA in the summer because it's cool. get out of the way right because they don't get charged for shit yeah they 100 degrees it don't matter. Yeah Okay. Texas experiences hottest summer record in 2023 80 days with 100 degree heat 40 days of temperature of 105 or higher And they will treat you there if you go there with the Arabs and you show that respectful and say hi to people and they will treat you. If you go

2:47:49 He said yeah, yeah, they're also a blast because they don't drink really so listen the podcast Having said that people always forget that in the Muslim world, the place that the It used to be the Paris of the Middle East. You would ski in, you could go to Friah and Obviously gonna be covered in public you go hang out and see that take your ass Columbia, Brazil, bro

2:50:13 Yeah, Duncan and I dress up like furries sick It's hard to wear though man, and also like furries must have good neck strength. Oh, you had this big ass helmet on all day long. And I'm giving away a truck. And I'm gonna be at Comedy Works in Denver July 11th, 12th, 13th, and I'm going bottom Yay, we did it.