Joe Rogan Experience #2029 — Bill Maher Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. You're all comfortable and shit? I like it stained and ashes and all that jazz. And, of course, when I got the invite, how can you turn down the king? I know It's also nice to be able to talk to people in a non-political way. you know, don't ask them what the ACLU is or NATO. These things are just not on their radar. if the dog sniffed it, you know, they'd be embarrassed, I hoped, to look there.

3:23 I don't want to be confused. in my own home, blowing the pot smoke, You're like liberals back when they were more reasonable He was talking about like he was like, I'm a 90s liberal. So you can have your points of view and that we see race first and foremost everywhere. So, again, you can have that position, but don't say that's a liberal position.

6:45 colorblind way is the way to really truly achieve equality and to truly judge people You're just seeing stores close because like, Even minor little things. let go or somehow the police force was a lesser force than it was. And what happened was, of No, it's the opposite. Which makes me very happy. you know, from pandemic on, it's just, it's not good. You know, it's sketchy. And I'm glad they

10:24 And that's Chicago. Yeah, Chicago used very sketchy. Very sketchy. And that's Chicago. And then there was a power struggle and things got way worse. You know, somebody dissed you on social media or made fun of your sneakers or some shit. If there was a concerted effort by people in the music industry, problems and just defunding the police officers and making things far worse and then not course correcting.

12:45 Yeah. And that's just not possible. other people. They're going to be filled with anxiety. They're going to be locked in isolation, course, in this country, we're so through the looking glass on the obesity issue that even Because, first of all, if this is truly a life and death issue, Oh, sure. Because you had food. masturbating, it was the era of Twiggy, you know, the first waif model. And Thin was in.

16:43 That's not in style anymore it's I mean, you know, people are attracted to different things for sure. Wow. You fit in with the kids today It's just science. got a genetic disorder he's just that's how guys obviously not working out and living. Living a good life, signed a big contract, I think, with contained by It should. There's no free lunch. they actually went from like 15% body fat to maybe 20% body fat or whatever the number was.

21:48 and the way they sheep-like we looked like a completely different people. And corn. i mean especially in this day and age with youtube and these social media influencers that have lost I mean, all these food companies have labs where they go in and they test how much fat and sugar and salt we can put in this thing to I get it more than I do normally because I am just ravenous to eat.

25:12 So if I'm going to eat like baruca nuts or something, they're not bad for me. It's not like, you know, the government was telling everybody to get vaccinated. You know, it's like there's a lot of money in that. I'm sure. Oh. Well, what they found out is it's not a chemical imbalance in your brain. And they feel like just everything is flat and dull.

27:35 Must be. are things I don't want to do that I do. And I know what it feels like to be doing things I do It was just the chemical. And I was depressed. Okay. what do you do? Oh, I'm trying to be a comedian. Okay. That's funny. Um, and I lived in a shit box And people, I'm sure, all the time say that, why is this guy depressed? when it's a chemical problem.

31:30 And I think I always wonder, like, what is their life like? What are their friends like? What's their family like? You know, like you said, we're really lucky that we have jobs that we enjoy. I remember everybody. They all had parts. It did not. You were in so many iconic movies, like Single White Female and this and women. She's like, no way. She's like, nope. I

34:16 Right. Hollywood is gay men. Gay men never play straight men in blockbuster movies. Openly gay men Like who's an openly gay woman? I didn't know she was openly gay. I don't follow her romantic... I don't either. preferable to come out as gay yeah it's rewarded in some circles i have friends who unfortunately Did you see that? I think there are actors who are gay and are still not out for that very reason.

38:20 people on this podcast that do not believe that gay is just something Like the idea that I had one guy who, Imagine how horrible that would be. Is that what it is? Oh, Jesus. We have to protect... Oh, boy. transgender already because one person complained i'm guessing well i believe with native americans them was a heyoka which was their sacred clown they had a guy who made fun of everything and if

42:03 In Lakota there are no pronouns. We don't speak, we don't have she and he. So that's where that term comes from. Because gay is all about I was born this way. And that to me seems to be fundamentally different. means you're fucking seven years old you can't get your face tattooed you you can't go to war You're going to have a micropenis. They're so cavalier about the medical repercussions.

44:54 Yeah. They have these terms like gender affirming care, and it sounds so wonderful. They're affirming your gender. You call it gender affirming care. And that would never happen in Indiana. anymore. You know, it's like every generation has to find a way to say to their parents who gave But the way he just goes along with shit like this. a battle on the left. So that's my big issue with him. I know you have others.

49:01 But if you just talk about Biden, I don't think comparing him to Trump does anybody any good. Well, one of the things that I don't like has nothing to do with any of his choices is that he's mentally compromised. Say all those things. to have a, yes, a doddering old man. No, they look better. Trump looks a lot and sounds a lot more hardy and robust and healthy.

51:04 We aged when he was in office. He was fine. You're right. He didn't noticeably age the moment he got into the White House. No, we did. Okay, let me give you an example. And I'm going to make an issue of this for the first two weeks of my presidency, despite photographic evidence of the contrary. He still hasn't conceded the election, which he plainly lost.

53:24 So he was trying to get someone to violate their oath. Conspiracy to commit filing false documents That's the, I need you to fine me 11,000 votes. He tried to do it through state legislatures. that stinks to the high heavens. If you think that that in any way compares to what Trump tried to Who gives a fuck? He has multiple people, all the people around him told him that he lost that election, including Bill Barr.

56:02 It all comes back to, he is a clinical case of malignant narcissism. as he said, Trump is a brilliant man. Good. You got me. It doesn't take that much. He's a dangerous well i'm not sure the i wouldn't abolish the department of education but considering how He detailed the Soviet Union's plan for the moral decay of the United States by introducing Because it's in 1984 that he's talking about this. Wow. What a perfect conversation. That is. Because it's in 1984

59:10 I think it was 84. What's his name? But I don't know if they did it. I think it's definitely been done Referring to such people, Besmanoff said, they are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern. You cannot change their mind, even if true information does not matter anymore. camp, he will refuse to believe it Yeah, none.

1:02:10 Yeah. Terrible person. And sadly, because colleges turn out nothing but America-hating hysterics these days, ignorant, but there's a guy in 1984 that saw it coming. Yeah. Yeah. If you listen to, I'll, I don't know. I don't know. There's a guy in 1984 that saw it coming. Yeah. There was no greater nightmare visited upon humans than communism. And the America First guy or whatever he was

1:06:14 You test them. I mean, those to this day are fascinating debates. People are suppressing. debate, I'm just talking with people. Sure. I'm just always amazed at what they has never gotten and I don't think he ever wrote a column that didn't make me think you know and sometimes change my mind like because the way The echo media – the echo – social media echo chambers, it's a real problem because it's really discouraged to go against the grain.

1:09:23 Right. Okay. Remember that guy, Ed schultz yeah gone yeah Yeah. It's hard on the back. Well, she was one of the biggest purveyors of actual real misinformation during the pandemic. Yeah. That is literally where they especially a drug that I believe when it first came out in 2015, was it? I think it won the I just don't understand that mentality. seven cents a dose. It's nothing. It costs nothing. Well, we can't have that. We can't

1:14:54 right? Makers of OxyContin and other fine poisons. Okay. I mean, they were fined, what was it? $8 Have you read Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s book on Fauci? It was all the information about how the vaccine did in other countries and stuff. and this was the first one they did, and everybody who took it died, I do know that he has a lot to answer for, for the Wuhan lab and the gain of function research.

1:17:16 And also, you don't have a fucking cure for them? I would hope too. I think it's a little extreme. And you want to, you know, continue this work and continue to study whether or not it's Do you think that if he didn't do that, they would have had a solution to this? You gotta go kick some ass. Thanks for coming on. I'm sure it is. Oh, yeah. Thank you.