Joe Rogan Experience #2031 — Luis J. Gomez Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Right. They would literally say I have to take one of you? I've been arrested, and then I remember this is the way it should be. It was nuts. I was just like smoking in the street, I was talking legal weed. And I just, I was like, this is, this is great. This is the way it should be. And then here we are years later in New York City.

2:20 done with that spot. I'm going to have to find a new spot. But there wasn't that many spots. And he had a volcano bag, you know, in the volcano vaporizer bags. And he took us to the grow room. It has a weird feel, like not a regular room. Vaporized powder. If you like sing to them and talk to them or if you yell at them. They don't grow or yeah, I don't know

4:25 Piece of shit. and shooting each other, these plants It's such a famous video. Yeah, it's... while harsher metal music can do stress. How do we not know that it's not that at all? remember that yeah they did that with, and they played Achy Breaky Heart to fuck with him. But I know they did it with... and they just kept playing it over and over again?

7:58 Did they kill him, or did he go to jail? Yep. cell, Joe? No. You've never been arrested for anything ever? Nope, never. Damn. They expunge all those. They don't have any experience with these drugs. Yeah. It's probably one of the safest drugs you could use if you're not schizophrenic. So it's like a, it's a trade off, you know? good when you run, but if you can handle it and if it's for you, it provides you like a different

11:00 And it's just a different perspective. Is there a difference between those natural cigarettes that people enjoy, like those American I think is there a bunch of shit in there our research shows the majority of natural American spirit smokers incorrectly I don't even know. which is just, I think that's kind of stupid as well. Yeah, all the smoking laws are kind of good, too, in a weird way, though.

13:17 they made it the the the age 21 and then they started charging a fucking arm and a leg for it I don't give a fuck, dude. But you would hear stories about waitresses that didn't even smoke, and they would get cancer. Yeah, now as an adult, but when I'm a kid where I just want to smoke a cigarette in It was because Chappelle was smoking cigarettes That's the big shift.

14:50 They like it. um, five hydro 11 hydroxy metabolite, right? That's what it is. It's a, it's processed by Anything in life that's good there, you almost have to like pay for it in a way, right? They just want to veg out all day. This is all like- Who knows? Yeah, it's really good. Those people. I don't know if you've been there before. And they like one tree would wrap around the other tree and kill that tree.

18:29 I think it's avocados and pistachios. But that's like smoking it versus CBD. Remember they had those THC pills? in like delis back in the day So instead of giving people actual marijuana, they gave them this Marinol shit. That was the only thing really, while you're smoking it It's terrifying. oh, they miss the Earth by like, It's inevitable. It's happened thousands of thing. We're going to get hit. Yeah. It's inevitable.

21:42 And they really were surprised because the impact was far larger than they thought it I don't really know. Yeah, I think they have the photo of it getting hit. There's just no control with that. that occasionally slam into the planet Yeah. They've fucking permanently mind-fucked me. reboot like thousands of years of chaos before they figured out how to calm down and

24:35 having these conversations with these people Like literally no, every other comic is a fucking idiot who's just smoking weed or drinking Like I like listening to people and talking to people and finding out how they tick. Yeah, he just said, I'm going to buy Twitter. if you prevent people from other ideologies or other points of view or other political parties, if you prevent them from using this space and only people that agree with you

26:38 because it's the right thing and we have to protect people from bad ideas, They're going to use it against causes that you believe in. pause you see shane has a special out on netflix now i feel like we've sort of calmed down a little bit. And that was a big part of it because it was like, well, no, we need to even the playing field a little bit. We need to hear all opinions and hear both sides. So I was actually legitimately worried. And now it seems like this is a little bit of a pause in that.

28:32 Yeah. No, you can't they'll put a fucking thing saying fact-check or this is incorrect and misleading information Well, we will. And then we got social media and it's just transformed everything. It became like warfare so quickly. I would let her shit on my couch, on the kitchen counter. have like a hashtag stand with I think they're for sure using it.

31:45 The question is, was there real interference? And yeah, they both went in and manipulated algorithms This is what freaks me out. It just sucks. It was articles being written about comedians like Shane and the Legion of We don't really need to go after comics. Wow. Oh, I wanted to ask if this is true Weird just there was no construction happening if there would just be a fucking massive stack of heavy fucking cement bricks

35:04 that's how I got my start in comedy in New York city all throughout, the sites are pretty controlled because people will steal shit. look, That some of that was bullshit, but well because but I didn't look into it the conspiracy was led into it What? They just left bricks out there? Yeah. People get worked up. And they're being tricked into just you know

37:53 Well, I think it's also got exacerbated during the pandemic, right? And then they got more freaked out on social media. look at these type in screen time to the search bar. Screen. You pretend you're working. like, little blip, and you want to see it. communicating that much in real life. and staring at a screen all the time. He looks them directly in the eyes.

40:43 that I've said online. He's a good kid. just not really understand, you know, why we say stupid shit to make people laugh. Like literally anything. Right. And then, so he Bonnie's awesome if you really want to go on stage and he was like okay yeah you're right dad and then i went on stage and then two minutes I did that, really. Beautiful, man. because people are starting to get wind of it

43:34 but also recognize that everyone is using these things But it's coming, kids. They're already making devices that can go in your body that connect to to other Yeah, bro. That is like and faster. It's like it's really cool but it's also it's yeah it's just moving faster and faster and faster it's like That's the really like, and then you got to figure like it's going to be who's rich, who has the best computer built into their body because the same guy who can afford a fucking

46:38 and then you'd be way ahead of everybody. into my brain. that went on that, you know, the fucking submarine thing in Titanic, dude. Any, dude, it's fucking nuts. That's like those people on that, that went on that, you know, the fucking submarine thing. No? No fucking chance, son. Yeah, just not worth it. They're like even as high as we get like what we're calling space like look we've made it into space

48:31 You just go like You're not going to Jupiter. that was a good it was super cool i mean it was like it was just a movie essentially it wasn't by an asteroid they have to do it if it's Do you do anything dangerous? haywire like mistakes happen yes mistakes happen and then you're just in a car that you can't So it completely self-drives. I get like road hypnosis, they call it.

51:21 No. Yeah. So if I start to doze off, it'll just automatically shift back into the lane. What the fuck, dude? And I'll just back up and I'll just, there's a fucking car. And I was like, they were like, sir, you've been in five accidents. Depends on your activity. And then I just came back and then I just yeah Like, fine. Like, by definition. I've never said it publicly before.

54:22 That's a big readjustment as an adult. I live my life if the Uber driver made a wrong turn They wouldn't pay attention to the GPS. People are very sensitive today. But on the surface, when you're yelling at someone about GPS, they might think this guy might be an asshole. Yeah. Probably less than the cab drivers. and they're driving these gypsy cabs, and people are robbing them and shooting them.

57:28 It's a big guy. They never, like, filled the hole. that anyone I've ever met. It was brutal shit, man. It's still kind of sore, to be honest with you. You've got to wait longer than that. Every time. do it yeah did you try it on a treadmill I did at the gym I couldn't get it to A lot of people like that for injuries. I should. I'm just always so busy that I never have time

1:00:48 Jujitsu is the fucking dude. it was great, You know? But it's you just is different because it's like it just felt so much more real like actual live rolling and sparring So we were like, you know, neck and neck. And I was just working with him at home a couple days a week. And now I'm boxing. you're in real trouble. who used to wrestle? You're probably not

1:03:17 a professional boxer And they just couldn't get close to him. And yeah, it was, it was, it was just, it was a reminder. knows how to fight and you're like oh no this guy knows how to fight this guy's about to get before I thought I was a tough guy. without any proof. I don't think people lose that. i think women naturally want to be pretty and they naturally want to have you know nice things and

1:06:19 of it they're the they're probably way less likely to get into street fights they're probably way less likely to get into street fights. They're probably way less likely to go and purposely hurt people. Yeah. got a medical license i'm busting you i was like dude what's wrong you know i smoke weed you know That's nuts. I would get arrested in New York as a kid in my 20s.

1:08:47 And that's that it's just it's a racket And then crime goes up again. They're all just kind of piling into each other Things just change so fast. When we start getting involved with some other countries too. They kind of stopped talking about Maui real quick. How much would it cost to rebuild every home A lot of people died too. Accidentally, wow. Just the accidental overpayment would rebuild every house. Yeah. Just the accidental overpayment would rebuild every house.

1:12:17 It's horrifying man That's the other thing that sucks. believe that fucking dinosaurs aren't real yeah it's like every nuclear bombs aren't not everything They show everything in the exact same place. And I'm pretty sure in the beginning, it started as a troll. For sure. And then they all started showing up. Yeah. are responsible for this like these people they say horrible things online and inappropriate things

1:16:45 and they're trying to get her to kill herself. I get trolled fucking endlessly, dude. But when you remove yourself from it Right is sometimes people are gonna say mean things about us, and if that's it. That's a fair trade It happens a lot, yeah. They just want to be safe. Like, it seems like you have to stay that person forever. and i was like you're a nazi if you don't want to get a vaccine. You're like, how is that possible? How did you jump to Nazi?

1:19:37 and more polarized and also more susceptible to propaganda. Because a lot of critical thinking It's both safe and effective. See, you can find that. Yeah, I listen to audiobooks. Fuck this, dude. Well, now I feel bad. I've ever heard of in my entire life. Like, I'm just, you know, I'm just not, you know, Nobody just meets him and goes off and does that.

1:22:52 know they're super famous but they're also like gen like post malone it's like genuinely friendly I was fucking crying. Yeah. yeah that's a real story yeah Was it like 89 or something? Yeah, because I remember it well, and I was born in, That's it if magic can get it and then I had to get insurance about going to the doctor. Everyone was terrified.

1:25:49 with your friends. but they go to become kid out of school i don't know how much of that's actually true but i believe that's what i remember They were bug catchers? That is some dark shit. Sometimes they get tied up. us right right bad boy yeah and that's it yeah my dick's getting hard right now joe talking about That's fucking wild dude imagine having AIDS. Oh my god, that would suck. Yeah, I just can't like and they say oh Yeah, you can live with it forever now. You just take it's undetectable

1:28:36 I had a guy on He believes that what was going on with their immune systems was mostly caused by partying. are also doing these wild party drugs. He lost funding. That's not a strong virus. But what you would even catch it or it off that it's not a strong virus but what you But it was a weird conversation A baby born to an HIV-positive mother So the baby that tests positive for HIV then tests negative later.

1:31:52 helps. They said they're heterosexual got HIV? I don't know Before, it was just a fucking really good show. The girl gets AIDS and the you know she's trying to find the guy that gave her AIDS throughout the whole movie get AIDS if you just like kiss somebody back then I was terrified did I made out they actually test for HIV. I wonder how many of those people, they declare AIDS because their

1:34:50 You know, it's just diseases are fucking horrifying. What sucks is now they know we'll jump. there's some right wing people that are part of this but these fucking people they they committed dude, anywhere I could go, New Jersey, it was like night and day difference. Yeah, I bet it did. Is it really? Yeah. There's so many great comics right there that rooms just start popping up all over the place.

1:37:29 Dino's the fucking man. But yeah, there's a bunch of places that are just like that, we already had a little bit of an audience, And I think you get a real gauge as to what's good with those types of audiences. How do you do that now? You still are trying new shit. But if you're writing new stuff and you're fucking around with it on stage Yeah, you got to put it together on stage.

1:40:00 it starts off with some dumb idea headliners which is a terrible way to do it with the check spot is someone who um but you it made you really good at just being in that moment and you're just not nervous a lot of clubs around too. Yeah, I still haven't been have you been no I do the creek. I want to just see it. Yeah, I Yep. That makes sense. Like that's got to be a lot of insulation.

1:43:21 We just ate the whole fucking time. I was 320, 330 pounds in college. Just eating everything? and $20 to feed us. I started smoking weed. that we were gonna go smoke weed me and my buddy dave green my buddy james meek and we're like It was just this thing. It hits everybody's mind, everybody's body different. Because I feel like it's legal Jersey and New York

1:46:03 a podcast producer. Because that shit's easy to get a card. It was like I was smoking CBD joints. I'm trash. Oh, it's amazing. Before that, you had to go buy it on the beach. And first it was medicinally legal a few years ago. He's like, you need weed. Recreationally legal And now you can get mushrooms People make fun of me all the time for and i think creating experiences with my family and my my son the most important thing he'll never

1:49:51 to have happen first step was the uh federal expungement you know they let people out even In federal... They'll get you Two ounces I feel you could fly with up to an ounce He's like, yeah, you just fly with it. they can't hold up the entire fucking airport every time they find like a little bit of weed They drive around we're going to have weed trucks.

1:52:24 about these weed trucks? But because it's falling into this gray area, I think the cops just don't really, they just sort of turn a blind eye. They probably don't want people It stopped 1,500 stores? But these stores are all just gonna be busted one day. Maybe you would have more money if you charged a reasonable amount and you actually went and got it from these people.

1:54:24 Does your dude know who's growing it? Yeah, he details it. He's got this book called hidden Wars. And so they became like a tactical unit Well, it's like just unlocking fear after fear of me today. You see? They can't they can't like package it in a way where like it looks like candy or they can't shape it in a certain way learn are you my kids like taking acid by accident sometimes you're like dude

1:57:13 Cocaine. And your kid's just laying there in bed. You're a kid and you're you're you're learning about life and borderline like psychotic episode from your perspective So you're always gonna have this anxiety that at one point then, you know, now you know that's possible. And one day you're just fucking driving down the road and the road becomes teardrops.

1:59:00 The most acid I ever took when I was 19 years old, maybe 18. in New York once in a while kid was like dude i have a you know liquid acid in a eyedropper we're like we're like oh no way And I went, holy shit, dude. And then within 10 minutes, dude, I don't even remember most of the trip, but such intense, such an intense trip, an experience that i can only experience once it was like just really scary fucking thoughts

2:01:45 it's a great question. dude, How do you know they weren't real? And they run over to one of those fucking Goodwill hunting chalkboards. And everything that people are making, you see it answer questions and shit well chat g chat GPT now has the IQ of 155, it's all funsies. Why would we have a human president? with their fragile emotions and egos why don't we govern with logic and

2:04:57 The big fear is it would be really simple to kill off the human race. couple hundred years it would be it wouldn't take long at all no not even a couple hundred years These fucking things that get into the water and ruin everything. sedentary Staring at screens all day version of the human species, which is way easier to just take over If you go to a place that's overpopulated, it looks like it sucks.

2:07:35 yeah it's it's a you hear a lot more young people talking about not wanting to have kids friends of mine when I was younger would uh think about having kids and everybody's like wow being with their kids. Oh, yeah, you have a kid life becomes boring, you know, it's just a different is there a way to peacefully solve this yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I fucking um

2:10:19 in his life he said it changed his capacity for love yeah kids i thought that was beautiful yeah you, Right. all the other shit is kind of easy. You want to be challenged because that makes him a stronger person. He saw a high and a low. maybe I wasn't paying attention enough, But I'll tell you right now, I really wanted him to win because, studs yeah that's

2:13:11 Yeah, he started doing gymnastics and shit at the end to condition his body. than those guys? I can't do any of that shit. better for sure i just want to do one muscle up one day just one can you do that you do muscle Yeah. I'm Hector Lombard, motherfucker. You always you're better off having some strength in your joints, you know, especially when you're throwing punches. Yeah

2:15:49 It's just, it's not enough of a motivation, you know? And then you try it in live training and it happens. There's people that are way weaker than me that are way better than me. Well, there's also like it's it's so martial art that uh does as advertised because martial arts the whole idea is like if you're But in jujitsu, the smaller person really can defeat the larger unskilled person all the time.

2:18:08 I mean you got to be you this guy this little guy better be real good, right? when you really to its fullest like when it's not respectful and you're tapping. So you're going full blast together. You're just really designed. Iron sharpens iron between those two kills anxiety because you're and fucking needs something healthy, and working out is very similar to it.

2:21:03 where you're thinking about yourself, you know, in some capacity every day. You land on the balls of your feet. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah Let me start working out. I was selling, you know, high engine memberships for a few years. run and so i think i have pretty decent running form. Yeah, hmm. I like to turn on some music, just sort of get in my head, think about what's ever going on in my life,

2:24:04 They create too much wind That fits over the fan But I just watch fights really good yeah because it works your core the whole time you're doing bear crawls uphill yeah i do kettlebells uh generally i subscribe to the idea that more reps over a longer period of time And he said, strength is a skill and you don't want to do a skill when you're tired.

2:26:51 And just the form. but have longer breaks in between the sets and do it over a longer period of time and every rep and doing just the normal shit, right? College football fucking thing that he brought me to with a bunch of famous people and football players Oh, really? Yeah. so healthy this whole time That's crazy because he couldn't do it at all before.

2:29:27 yeah he's been smoking the weed allegedly And it's great for his comedy. I'm a fucking, I'm a dirty scumbag. He's a sweetheart. That's him when the cameras are on. So, anyway. Thank you. So, yeah, go watch that if you think I'm funny. It's beautiful. it is and it's coming up