Joe Rogan Experience #2035 — Brian Simpson Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! What a goddamn lineup. And kind of we hoped it happened. Now it seems like it's always been there. for like six months now or something? Yeah, since April. Now it seems like dope shit's happened Yeah, He got brought up by Segura. Yeah, and he's a genuine dude. story because he gave his life to god like 30 days ago and then two weeks later he has the number one song in the world like that that

3:14 It doesn't sound perfect. Yeah, you can't fake that. point I don't know what it is now but it was like 11 million views yeah he's he's likeable for now people love him yeah you know my theory I called him up, and he was freaking out. You got talent. So he goes from 30 days ago selling industrial equipment, a pothead, Damn. Two weeks later, number one song in the world world i wonder what he would have got if he gave his

6:52 Because everybody freaked out. Yeah, it was the Grammys. Like, you came up to me, and you're like, you got to hear this song. Every now and then I'll take a song or I can take a playlist And I didn't like any of his other songs. Because, you know, you heard the hit go viral. You mean that WAV file we just listened to off of a phone? Whenever I see a real good live musician, I'm always like,

9:02 It's a whole different thing. and then you got to be quiet for four or five seconds until the beat drops again. They ruin the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On like, why Atlanta? No, it's a big film industry. So the weirdest, the fucking most fucked up people, the people that are the most needy, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. like acting, when I meet cool actors, it is shocking.

12:09 Because an actor that is crazy, wanted to lie to your face, So they're both being very performative. while she said him? would they get canceled no it was just like it's's almost like she's hired one of those, I'm not accusing her of hiring this, but there are publicity teams you can hire. But if you get the narrative to like, If you have, like, a marketing team that has a whole social media aspect to it, a propaganda aspect, essentially, you can have a bunch of people arguing for the mayor.

15:28 They were both crazy. Like, who knows who did what to who, but the— When you got to start recording your spouse, it's time to go. That's not a low bar to clear. Yeah, you got to know when. something like that so uh it the thing about it is though you know it happens you know people are It was like, I beat you, you know? But that guy definitely lost that Pirates of the Caribbean role because of that.

18:18 But I don't know. What you going to do? you gonna tell people I hit you? no tape from her of him talking like that. She sound like an abused woman, too. But she's not Daniel Day-Lewis good. Denzel. Yeah, there's a few of them Like some of them are really good at it and they're fucking crazy i think you've got to be able to tap into you know every every kind of artist is a controlled crazy it's like you're barely

21:22 Remember? You can't. People in Hollywood being crazy? Marlon Brando, fat, 300 pounds. stops thinking about the thing you were just And it turns out she wasn't really Native American. But if you find the video, it's kind of funny. Did he know? So look at the Academy Award. But how she fooled everybody she don't even look native well watch watch her talk she kind of does she kind of does I

24:31 And I'm president of the National Native American Affirmative Image and the reasons for this being are the treatment of american indians today by the film industry Oh, right, right, right. who say the family does not have Native American ancestry. did not find evidence of Native ancestry. So she got away with it. Damn, Little Feather walked so Who created a fake voice.

26:51 We're really excited to bring you the most amazing blood data research from a drop of blood. that are made by like one person, you know? I'm like, these kids. My kids do it. They have this shit? No, I don't have the time. I'm like, these kids. They're like, yeah. I mean, we're just, we're dinosaurs when it comes to that stuff. You, you know, I mean, we're just

28:00 of the angle that I and I guess, I don't know. So, like, they always old manning me, you know? At least they let me know when I'm being lame. Why did you say no bullshit? I don't know the origination of it But that's the thing Like TikTok has Right. And then we already off it. And then the white parents are saying it and so now it's lame to the black kids but by that time the white kids are saying it right and then we already off it and then the and then the white parents are saying it and now it's lame i'm bringing back groovy like the bomb like we who says that nobody right who's

30:13 Yeah, I'll have people like young people on TikTok telling me like, oh, that's not what that means. fuckboy changed quick and then right under I don't know if he still what it means. but popular. they telling you, There's a bunch of people that want to be famous for free. But you're looking at it as a person with talent who has a career. Working sucks. Like, you know, kids? Y'all on to something. Yeah, because working sucks. Working sucks.

31:59 working my ass off That's how I know. But it's the opposite also Yeah Just waiting I'd have a tough decision. Like, my life's the same whether I smell good or not. But they're not even there. Oh, Lord. just holding a mirror like this she was someone's little baby she was someone's little baby girl oh So, like, if you see a crackhead lady, like, walking funny, picture her with a fatter ass.

35:31 Let's see. Because when, you know, I used to do yoga at this place. I mean, Showed up at this class Like, don't freak out. I was going to say, get her out of there. You're not poor. we have to realize that damn, I'm glad he didn't say Lizzo. something wrong. There's something wrong and if you lived some horrific life filled with physical and sexual abuse and violence and crime and incarceration.

39:26 like that there's a problem and the problem is showing itself as a skeleton but the pro there's She knew who she was. Yeah. she's a small person little frame but she still looks healthy yeah the between that and what she's She twerking from the knees. Yes. Even the opposite, like food addiction. Right, right. So that's tough. But then what is this?

42:55 Yeah, like Nancy Pelosi. It's like it becomes some crazy. Well, your face has symmetry to it. smooth. Your lip looks smooth, so it looks Why are your lips smooth, Yeah, what about lips? Yeah, some people have nailed it. don't they get to the point where they fuck up their esophagus from throwing up so much? influencers I guess but what is she't know. But what product is...

45:15 I've never heard of her. No, bro. I think it's just, I think it's a sweepstakes. Almost 30. before they do that a lot of times. At least they before, they look, Heart rhythms or heart failure i think i mean it might be a problem but i bet i bet it's very few men have anorexia i bet Sort of, until Jason Momoa shows up. that's why it's not very many It's just general eating disorder is big in men.

48:38 Correct. It says percentage of anorexics are 25% are men. Is that what you said? Males make up 25% of people with anorexia. Yeah. You're like I don't give a fuck I mean, I guess they're asking a bunch of questions, and they don't mind asking guys the right questions maybe either. Yes. Yeah, that's also true. 50 to 80% of anorexia is genetic. Almost triple the death rate of bipolar disease and more than triple the death rate due to depression.

52:07 You have to fix all this other stuff before you can even get to driving, you know? Like, I wonder, what's interesting it's like not sure right so you think like what would my mom do how would my mom think about what are they And everyone who is a part of that is kind of fucked. But this is eating too much, right? So their wiring is fucked up and they're not getting hungry?

54:58 So it's some screwy wiring that makes you less hungry? you to go eat yeah you like your shit screwed up somehow like whatever hundred signals got to be Really? Wow. So my point is. He's been resting since he was a little kid. Wow. You know? Thank God I'm not. They're great to eat with. You know? There's nothing. You could kill a regular person if their back was against a wall

58:30 Especially if you get them like a Spartan kick? Oh yeah, so i'm about Yeah. I've never been kicked in the calf, really. You see it, like, right away. and Izzy's like, god damn, this motherfucker's getting me again. And Izzy's just a great athlete Tank. Ryan Garcia. Oscar was past his prime. Like, he didn't get beat up. This is – I don't know how old Bernard – there it is.

1:02:26 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the will. he was like, the satisfaction I'll endure whatever just to win, just to show you. no drugs, no alcohol, no nothing. And be like, how much? Oh, my God. It's true. I don't think he was really a prince. They want somebody that's been through some shit. How amazing was that, bro? The Drunken Master. And the guy can punch. So unusual.

1:05:43 I think his son's fighting now. Oh, Prince Nassim's a heavyweight? He's got that gene. he would throw a punch when you least expect it. And he was really slick defensively. Womp. Bradley Martin. but I just watched it is a super athlete. He's in, yeah, he's in the, that's him? I think, the video I watched was recent And yeah, he's getting manhandled by a black belt, but we all would.

1:08:53 People that have never been in a fight, Right. It's like you don't know how you're going to react to getting hit in the fucking sternum. But that's just to be expected. I wish I had the money to put up to actually have him do it. All it would take was one slip up. She was. factor man her finger was fucked up so she fought three rounds against a very very tough legitimate

1:11:19 So she knocked her out, and she beat her in a decision. Yeah. I mean, she knocked out Ioana Janjacek with a spinning back fist. That's a fight I'd like to see. It was two other title fights on that card. I was like, yeah, yeah. She was lighting people up. Jessica Panay. dude. Stuff's takedowns go towards the end where you really see the beatdown. get in your face the weigh-ins and now she sees jessica's just busted up and she's just piecing her up. And at the end, the final barrage is horrific, man.

1:15:04 She wants to fight, but that woman was the best. If you're a 115-pound woman, you're like, fuck that. That was her last hurrah. Very few. I mean, you're literally practicing breaking people's healthier than I've ever been, it's like, no, you're not, LeBron James. and i i think the first time he really got hurt for real was like recently in year in year 18 or

1:18:01 They fly him straight to Ukraine. must be just top. Because remember the whole HIV thing? was taking AZT and dying. But I don't know. Because Jeff Scott had it when it was grids. insurance didn't cover it yeah but now but now. You know, it's so funny. It's still going to significantly diminish how many people will fuck you, though. That was the scariest thing about AIDS is that there's a thing that you get from having sex that could kill you, but you're going to want to have sex.

1:20:36 gotta stop people from fucking yeah and not only that you're not gonna stop Oh, yeah. If I was a cartel, I would do that. Who's doing that? drug traffickers. You know what I mean? It turned out to not be correct, what he was predicting. guy well he was a narcotics officer so he was arresting people for selling joy here to play this All right. Wait, wait, wait.

1:25:47 I have been trying to get this out for 18 years and I have the evidence. Wait. Wait a minute. From your... I'm sorry, sir. You have not gotten the mic yet. Bring the people to justice and make them accountable. Well, they, but they know, see, they know that if they kill you, it makes what you said seem true. extreme corruption it's just a horrible life

1:29:07 It's pretty interesting. Weird. who was selling it as opposed to the way we were told it worked. It's not that Bernie Madoff was a pyramid scheme. This is all part of the collapse. If you're in a camp and a bear attacks, you don't have to be Oh, yeah. Like, we hit Russia with number one natural gas supplier. Yeah, because they – Right. Probably us.

1:33:15 Yeah. and he turns around and goes back, he doesn't have much time The vice president don't fly with the president. I wonder, is the vice president's plane Air Force Two? Yep. No, I mean, he does it now. 757. Imagine eating dinner with Trump. It looks very nice. Get him in the pod. Even if he's in prison. Right. Because, bro, you know what? Yep. when they're going from room to room also.

1:37:19 It was so good. It probably didn't happen to the people. Like, when you're talking about, say, drone strikes, you know, drone strikes are the ratio of course you can justify that you were right your vision came I think to them and the other side The motherfucker froze up. It didn't bleed. The Kentucky Republican said he would finish his term as leader, which runs through 2024,

1:40:32 Yeah. you you don't want to give up your seat. but their governor is a Democrat. Right. Yeah. now, man. a lot of people were like well that's some bullshit i think her overall votes were way Wow. Almost three million. It's wild. Well, it's the biggest state by population. Right. we need to be able to take corporate United Kingdom is just slightly more GDP than California.

1:45:31 and the fucking defunding the police about la you know yeah sure you get there you're like yeah this is la and then after a few it was She used to be really cool. ravaged yeah you know it's just a different place now it's a different place and i don't know what Because there's big business in there. So because it was a veteran's homeless shelter, how much money are these motherfuckers getting?

1:47:56 out of running out of toilet paper the food was like the bottom of the barrel just gross bullshit And when they caught you, And we was all looking at him like, motherfucker, you are definitely not you. So they knew when people came around to ask us questions, they ain't want us complaining about shit. So you can look up how much money they brought in

1:49:58 Well, look what the Black Lives Matter ladies did. for millions of dollars. So a group of Black Lives Matter leaders are facing questions about a purchase of a $6 million home in Southern California. Yeah, it's not like some conspiracy theory website. Everybody is like, okay, let me see what you're going on. No, you're making money, man. I think it's hard to see because we're in the middle of the storm,

1:52:46 internet constantly that that shift i think when the historians look back on the human race i think it's going to be like a giant explosion like you have this this graph that's like you Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was blown away. They're dope. thing I have to remember to charge. Yeah. What's going on in her back? two hours, supposedly. Yeah, this supposedly isn't even going to be available for everybody to buy.

1:55:23 You know what? Oh, yeah. You're just in the scene. Well, you know, they've had that technology for a while So that's where the crosshairs go. I can't wait. Yeah. Well, it's fascinating stuff. and it's just a commuter 55-year-old car. Sensible? Actually, I hate that. Well, the thing is now all their cars are semi-hybrid at least. Yeah, yeah. That looks beautiful.

1:59:14 Yeah, well, I used to think they were kind of dull, but this is not dull. It just means young people don't think it's cool. My Tesla has 1,100. Like, late 90s, it was like, 250 horsepower, you crazy? I had it worked on. Like just having certain things just be buttons Yeah. Pull that up. All their cars are fucking awesome. Yeah. So they probably have, maybe it has a longer range or it's lighter or something like that.

2:02:12 Well, you know who made a great version of that? It was just one added thing in the chain that could break. Look at that thing. you can get a Mercedes. You can get a Porsche. that's a dope watch. What is it? I go, it's a Seiko. Once they find a, oh, okay. And the Acura thing is one of them. And that's all you need. Yeah. It's not well designed. I remember when I first got here and I was so pissed because the wintertime fucked everything up.

2:05:57 But after 9-11, we did something. And this winter, they're saying it's going to be bad again. going to be a really hot summer yeah right well obviously climate change but on top of that the way the the way the weather was before that something happened where we had like a Until the fucking roads freeze over and there's no plows. And they do. Okay, yeah.

2:07:59 It rains once a week. Right. About the South Pole. The South in Austin. believes bullshit easily. at the South Pole Station The array embedded in the ice is one kilometer by one kilometer by one kilometer. A whole kilometer into the ground. How would a firefighter contractor have access to that? that it's capable of transmitting i I believe he says that in the show.

2:12:04 The neutrino detector is real. solar... from extra shit, so they know protected from like solar, from like extra shit. The best bullshit is they say a lot of true shit and they sneak the bullshit in there. and they're waiting to see sparks of light so they know that was a neutrino. that out yeah so so and also so that's the other thing the thing this guy is saying i don't even

2:14:24 but I'm saying when I see stories about someone talking about some alien base that's underground And then you tell him, yeah, it's actually a transmitter. They got some shit out in the desert in Nevada that's real. rosanne you just tell her just tell rosanne of the secret tell her right before she goes on stage That takes from his many odd life experiences and connects with others.

2:16:35 Later on, he experiences in the submarine service. Okay. That feels a little red flaggy, does it? See, that's what's going to kill us. Yeah, but at the same time, I was like, what? than the place where absolutely no one's going to visit you? So it's like, yeah, people fucking, people getting fucked out there. And whoever's in charge of the food, you got to fuck them.

2:19:12 Yeah. I think if you're out there, Really? Yeah. I don't know. It's probably Siberia. Because I've done the cryo chamber. Right. I have no It's located in Antarctica humans can't inhale air that cold for more than a few breaths Well, I don't know. thermometer it's brutally cold but it's um it's way more doable than the uh ice. Cold plunges are way harder to do.

2:22:07 crazy just breathing cold air with that little bitch-ass mask is gonna protect you yeah i don't Or boil. see i think well listen i think there's debate about i think if you if you ask any if you ask To survive our atmosphere You've got 15 seconds. Whoa. So association's number five. Ebulism. Explosive decompression. Your shit ain't pressurized, but that's going to kill everybody.

2:25:42 Look at this. an astro like signing up to go somewhere where one mistake could kill you. You know what I'm talking about, Jamie, don't you? That's it? what if you fall oh no yeah that's not worth it you gotta let that shit go bro fuck everything You have to throw something the other way. Probably. When she opened it, everything was just floating. but it looks like she how did you why did she do that well I think she touched

2:29:13 Have we ever lost a person from, like, floating off? Yeah, I think, but for you to do that, you would have to lose air. Yuri Geller? it was Yuri something. I don't think he was ever the same after that, but he survived. Yuri Geller? Damn, back then. did Russia get? A lot. The rest of them. Operation Paperclip in there. The main Did the Nazis have dueling

2:31:56 They re-released Oldboy. which more than 2,500 former Nazi German specialists It's like who gets to jumpstart on steel, right? If they take pride in engineering. Yeah, you, like Japanese corporations, like the way they run them, man. Really? There's no CEOs over there that are, shit and then sell it in america yeah because that is that is a really wild loophole and here's the

2:34:49 or something on the front. horrific shit two kids died They all got health care and benefits. I think if iPhone just had a Made in America phone as an option and it became a status symbol to have the USA phone. I have to. I can't afford it. Everyone's phone is made by slaves. Yeah, ain't no CEOs out there at the cobalt mine. that's saying, If you don't stop,

2:37:33 When they knew they were just going to camp outside, they were like, oh, yeah, let's be out there. more prone to violence well people yeah people more dangerous today yeah yeah yeah and you getting away with it, and people decide to go to that place. And just fucking shut everything down. I know too much stuff. You know the best thing that I've done for myself recently is I started scheduling a Do Not Disturb for Mondays.

2:40:14 But other than that, I don't see this shit unless I want to. And people are always sending me links to tweets and links to videos and link to watch this documentary. than they ever were when i was like 20 like when i was 20 the kids 20 years old today they know You know? Party, have a good time. No? We're doomed. bigger than themselves that's why people love to call themselves activists

2:42:59 So it becomes very community They got nothing. I'm out here fighting for something. Ukraine or your side already agrees that climate change is real. how do you decide what's true? believer you're not part of the group so it takes away people's ability to be discerning Oh, yeah. Some people get too obsessed with it. I mean, he went extreme. Right. really hear about the news when I'm doing my podcast.

2:46:37 and obsessed with Biden Because they're caught up in a game. stays in office, everything's going to be great. If at. Yeah, I mean, surface level things will change, but, like, the main agenda, the real powers that be, they ain't letting you. No A billionaire this hope that he's going to be the first When did you? If Trump actually goes to prison, that will mark some kind of progress, I suppose.

2:49:49 Exactly. To pardon things, why? I wouldn't even be Just to prevent a Okay. Yes. Oh, this is spicy. It's been a lot of fun. To get those tickets Zany's Chicago Is a great room ...