Joe Rogan Experience #2040 — Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Yeah, where'd you go? Two weeks ago? That one's probably close to 100. I get it now. All this hype, like the craziest shit. They got this guy Love. I get it. He thinks he'll be back in six months. They got one mission. Yeah, there was an article on it. Wrestling seems like it would help a lot. podcast he knows him and apparently he played football too his name is scott peters and he you know when he when he retired he started doing mma and started doing jujitsu and fell in love

3:51 They don't want to start out as beginners. That's you guys like top three in NFL history. It's incredibly so good I got sad. They're all like, no, don't worry about it. I hope so. I wouldn't see it. It's the same knee he injured in college. Oh, look at him right there. Like, he just did this rehab a couple years ago. He's the fucking condenser. Oh my God.

7:13 We share horrible videos to each other. I sent you this, Jamie. more people get run over by cars, Fuck. And one time there was some sort of a traffic thing. They fall asleep at the wheel and you're done, man. She was on pills. And they're like, what the fuck are you doing? How many people are just driving around on pills? Yeah. That should be against the law.

10:53 They got him in Florida, and all he was doing was selling bongs. And how much time did he do? Yeah. Yeah, Vegas too. merchandise seized during the raid on his business. Crazy. have decriminalized everything. I think Oregon is a wild state. I think they might have decriminalized literally everything. I think they decriminalized steroids. I think they decriminalize everything. I think Oregon is a wild state. I think they might have decriminalized literally everything.

13:46 It's a brick and mortar store. You have cocaine, Going to use my credit card? Yeah, they might have killed him. I think they have tests. It says after parking his 24-foot camper on Main Street between Hastings and Cordova, Isn't it wild? But you can't have a gun. But this time. He doesn't really speak English. They brought it back. And guess who they wanted

16:58 started like at noon and then after k1 was done then it all shifted over here on the side and to Jerome LeBanner. They've been sticking to k1 max like lightweights and middleweights and there's some bad motherfuckers He fucked everybody up. That's him. With leg kicks. He's doing kickboxing. But that's a good move if you're from China. Claim wushu. Oh, of course. But it's kickboxing. Of course. He's doing kickboxing.

18:57 They call him the grizzly bear. You know, I put a post up on Instagram the other day How the fuck is Muay Thai not huge? So they did a one FC in Thailand. It just happened? crazy. I mean, it's a fucking wild-ass fight. And I said, dude, I know you guys are into the slap fight thing, but I think like the thing that's untapped is kickboxing. We've always had kickboxing.

22:05 The UFC machine. Oh, look at that. Damn. Luce? Was the tournament. I was commentating with Michael Chiavello. so impressed with him. He used to be the guy Man, it got me into it. Is Dana a fan of kickboxing though? long pants. They couldn't kick the legs. UFC Muay Thai. Because tournaments aren't possible in MMA because they say it's too brutal. Yeah.

25:38 Yeah, I remember meeting Gene Simmons there. Sure. Ron White gives What do you think of bare knuckle? A shin to the face is okay, but you have to protect your knuckles. or regular boxing i bet a lot i bet most people would say bare knuckle well a lot of people that knocked his teeth out. like legitimately he's not no fear he goes in there kill or be killed and he's good man he

28:32 You're losing teeth. It's going to fuck your teeth up, man. Now, K-1, they don't allow you to do the plum clinch and hold their head and throw multiple knees. One is Muay Thai. All the weapons. It covers. so he knows what to expect so if you're're Luke Rockhold and you're fighting Mike Perry, and a knuckle on your nose where your nose gets just fucking

31:06 There's just so many different ways two bodies that are clenched up and mangled up can go and do. Combat jiu-jitsu, man. Because a 16-man tournament is a super fight factory. and know that by the time you get to the finals, you're going to know these guys very well. Of course he did. Giant. God damn it. He was so thick and he would fuck people up. Igor Bobchanshkin versus Francisco Bueno.

33:52 5'8. Boom. bang oh my god dude face planted is this igor when he was younger oh my god bare knuckle that's And you know that karate combat? And the thing about Igor Vovchanchin is, check this out. Mark Kerr, incredible. That story was... wrestlers were telling him to do the ufc back like in the late 90s and go dude look at mark He said, he goes, dude, it's just too frightening.

36:58 bare knuckle valley tudor mma old school in a ring no no cage. And in the finals, he fought Fabio Giselle. And the Brazilians just thought he was a monster. just head-butting and throwing fucking bare knuckles. And he won. I went to the, I was in the, he said he was in the hospital. Even though he won. Even though he won This was the worst fucking experience of my life. Even though he won.

38:24 Yeah. of him. He got in side control. We played it the other day. not in the sense where you want to beat jiu-jitsu. You're going to have to learn how to pass the guard and get and i would tell say that too it wasn't just marker they didn't want to pass the guard they wanted to beat jujitsu He takes Igor Vovchanchin a couple times, two, three, maybe four times during that fight.

40:30 and he would hold and he would tie up, Is that Fabio Giorgio? And remember the Pedro, too? Yeah. Can you find Igor Vovchanchin, Mark Kerr from Pride? They smell blood, but it was a flurry. no here He's not even. wrapping him up but like I said he's a And so this was Look at his traps, dude. This was back in the 10-minute round days, which I loved. And you work so hard to get him to the ground,

44:30 what do you think about can you rewind that one real quick let's see the final shots his knees to the ground I'm not opposed to that at all. Like, I feel like you should earn your ability to stand up. That was it. Oh, that was it right there. I don't think you should be able to turtle. on to one knee you got a knee free and his heads right there but that guy can

45:36 Yeah, he got hit in like the back of the head or something. The top of the head? And then how about Mark Coleman in the heavyweight Grand Prix? He won the Grand Prix, right? You can knee to the body, but you can't knee to the head? You can knee to the body, I think that should be legal. In the mount. Yes, yes. He said, I know that this is something that you complain about all the time.

47:48 Like you could kill somebody if you do that. At least as far as I can throw it you can hit hard like that but I can hit pretty hard to like that fucking boom Yeah. This is from 2021 when they made rules. This is when Colorado approved new rules for one championship. There was an article from this year that said when they were doing the data review for finding out

50:18 I want to see what else it says. Okay. If they're standing. That one, that was probably the first one This is weird. it's on the neck, the chest Yeah, it gets everywhere. We don't want too greasy bodies all over the place. He's like, he's greased. we haven't done it yet yeah even going to work because you know what guys do they take a bath in mineral oil so they lay that's

53:57 But, I mean, when they walk in the cage, they should be warmed up. Is it? Is there a chemical you could put to show when you're peeing in a pool? That's for views. Indicating the location of people who are urinating. I mean, you imagine how much of that stuff you'd have to put in the water, and then that stuff's in your eyes. There's no reason for fluoride to be in drinking water.

56:11 There's a direct correlation between high levels of fluoride in drinking water and low IQs. Imagine if you're in the fluoride business Tooth decay. oh, we're going to put sunscreen That much. Doesn't make any sense. They should get together. For 10 years. Ever. The first time I wore it on a podcast, I had to not wear it. teeth have been crooked forever, and my

58:31 did a music video the other day Purposely. I know it. it was when uh i was living in colorado and uh i said man i'm gonna grow my beard i had a Beast. And Dave Terrell was one of the, I mean, he was one of the first pure no-gi pioneers. Yep, yep. I think it's snowman, snowman Monson. can find whether there he goes play that I mean, Russia is. No. You ain't got much time left.

1:02:29 Yeah. Like the history of the Soviet Union and today's Russia is really confusing to me. But Putin is basically running it. When was his second term as president of Russia? Really? you can, in his prime, he may have, I would say he's the best technician ever. And then Roy tried to stop the fight. Putin has been Russia's most powerful politician since he assumed the presidency in 2000.

1:05:13 That's what Chris Rock was saying about Trump. And he explains ideological subversion, right? the children from the universities will you know they they do some very clever things one of the things that china does is they buy Putin. he's basically they have this very Yeah. And you look at the losses that Russia faced. And there's like they so outnumber men because so many men died.

1:08:46 It's like, it almost seems like there's a great awakening and there's a great reset. It just seems like, the ones that are on TV and then whatever's above them, Yeah, yeah. you got to make them embrace how do you make them embrace it right now we're kind of embracing it He's running again. If she wants to do it. There's laws that prevent you from pushing those people out.

1:11:58 We've had like probably 14 days over 100 degrees. As long as they're in air-conditioned facilities. I almost did it. You're like, you're just sitting there and there's all these people around you just living But they still, if you go to Venice, it's a disaster. and there's a certain bridge that I drive under, defunding the police is too scary. These smash and grabs

1:14:20 It seems like Like the California taxes are like, what the fuck are we doing over here? 100%. I miss the comedy store. I miss tent planet is crazy that's so much money if you make a hundred thousand dollars a year you have to pay $14,000 to the fucking government for what for what But there's a tax that gets slapped onto it, When Jamie comments on Shane Gillis' Instagram, Shane deletes it.

1:17:19 Yeah, I thought Instagram was thinking I was bullying him, but that's not the case. Shame believes in censorship. I get it now after I went to that game, and I saw how hyped people get. If you lose, everybody shits on you. It's meant to distract you from what's really going on, and it gets you to not pay attention to what the government's doing to you and all that shit but that might have

1:19:31 That's a good question. I'm not sure but they play two at a time Hmm. Interesting. He just goes into the zone. what's running nine racks what does that mean it means the other guy doesn't even shoot because Is there a skill to that, the break? and you don't have control. Yeah. And Taiwan. It's funny watching them play because they have the same kind of style.

1:22:12 Animals. They do the 1FC grappling over there. That was insane, man. They have Jiu Jitsu. no, like glory. but you can't clinch and throw knees Yep, a brief clinch, one knee from the clinch. He fought a Ryu. Who's that dude's name? That's pro wrestling. See if you can find that. They're discussing it. That is crazy. and I'm like, okay, that is banned.

1:25:56 With Craig Jones? One of the best to do it, you know? That's why I was scared. A little pop on the outside. I mean, I could show you. Yeah, he showed it right before leg and his right hand in between the legs with a toe you couldn't really see it in that angle but People forget about that. so i think so do you remember when vinnie uh did a flying armbar on pay de pano i don't remember

1:28:55 And to see a guy do that on a world champion at that high a level and to catch it, it was Yeah. equipment, bulletproof vests. Yeah. I don't know how to spell the other guy's name. P-E P-E P-E P-E P-E P-E P-E P-E No, it's no game. Oh, video unavailable. Hmm. Yeah, here we go. Let's try that. That's crazy. Hold on a second. I just got a new one. We're not going to find that video.

1:32:44 A little bit. It's so hard. and getting a clinch and dragging the fight to the ground, Yeah. that was his team yeah not not all jiu-jitsu champions coming from Because I said before it was Fabio Giorgio. matt linden's like i didn't tap he definitely tapped yeah and then they didn't have instant Oh, yeah. watch this it's so beautiful dude oh look at that look at that wow how beautiful is that wow

1:36:37 Off the collar tie. Look at that. Boom. Yeah. Davi Ramos, Oh, here it is, here it is. Davi Ramos is a fucking animal. He's a Brazilian leg locker. Rusamar Pajaras in his prime after a while, I started slowing them down, Alan Belcher, but first, Dude gets out, and then he's all over Alan Belcher's legs. He's fighting bare-knuckle now? He's fighting against Roy Big Country Nelson.

1:39:42 I think it's in Florida in April. Bro, Alan Belcher can That's a great fight. and he's gonna go right into cause now he doesn't Look at this. He could have had the calf slasher right there. No, that would have been the first one, I think. He hasn't been in it for a while. Oh, my God. Let's see. Oh! comes into play here. wild-ass, man. Look, he's putting him on legs.

1:42:53 Way before, right? He's got the knee line and everything. That was it right there. Whose fucking knee did he fuck up where he didn't let go? He's the only guy Look at that. Yeah. Boom, look at that. Let's see this shit. Shit. Fucking gigantic. Bro, he can box, man. They're going to fight in Jorge Masvidal's, which I fucking loved. with Junior Del Santos

1:45:39 he's a business guru. This is Junior. This is Junior take so much of those. We should go. Damn. We should go to the go yeah if I'll check my schedule thumb free that in the beginning And then a lot of jiu-jitsu black belts and a lot of jiu-jitsu champions, people with head kicks yeah he didn't he forward. How about, let's look at That's Anderson and Dan Henderson just is an animal dude

1:48:49 looking to see how you move, putting it all on that computer, I forget Dan got him down. He's almost in half guard, or it's almost in side control. The Bisbing one? Henderson's got the clinch. Right. But the fact that he's on top right here, that's fucking like what? Or was it before that? Yeah, he was defending the title. Well, you know what they need?

1:51:49 They fucking did it. you gotta go back and and go through the timeline it was man the 90s it blew up ufc2 blew up no one Oh shit. oh shit you could take people you could fight on the ground and you're not considered a pussy And then I would put the wrestling ear guards over it Yeah. He was doing it from the top. Yeah, those things are nasty, man. You just got to get really good at it. You just got

1:54:38 Yeah, and it stays sore for a couple months. that you just kind of And he broke his ankle and didn't do shit about it. Look at his ankle. My god, yeah, it's freaky you look at it. You go. What the fuck do you didn't go to a doctor? Yeah? The scary shit. Guys get driven by the weight of the water right into the rocks. They fucking found some alligator just dragging a lady.

1:57:10 i had heard was that off the coast of this resort these people were dumping sheep carcasses so they And they've been feeding those monsters. the exact same area I bet that's Probably. Yeah. So it's similar to what happened in charm mall It might be the dumbest movie of all time. podcast and he's a dude that um he spends a large amount of time saving the rainforest

1:59:48 and they've protected millions of acres of rainforest just doing this but this He said it was at least 25 feet long. That's crazy. You know what my favorite thing is? Every now and then when a leopard fucking takes them out, it feels good. There's many videos of this happening. They're big and they're so ruthless. Yeah, I'm fascinated by cats. Get the fuck out of here.

2:02:19 Get out of here. You know what I mean? The insects are going to get you And what these people would do is they would set up these areas where it was okay for them to wash and to gather water. Yeah. That someone's ever killed And can you cut it right there Too much coffee, dude. I like a cold beer when it's hot out. Look at the size of that fucking crocodile.

2:05:28 Where did she shoot? Deep breath, calm down. Buried my pin right where the center of his lungs should be. to make alligator flip flops. that just pops up every now and then and it's white? the mother's coming turn around and snap like what are you doing Like, they're needed, right? I think they've already taken the lady's body. Who knows? Drags him under.

2:08:51 They have giant ones. What the fuck? They have alligators in South Texas. Like there was three of them and they had a bunch of babies It's like a swarm. They can start breeding when they're six months old. Jesse's school? New school of traditional cookery. Chicken? It's darker. I hunted them at Tohono Ranch. I shot one with a rifle, and it was this big pig, man.

2:12:08 But if you clean And what's the number one thing they destroy crops like what like all crops anything everything doesn't matter everything they're fucking gnarly you know what's scary too is is uh the video footage like in africa of like Yeah. They got that long wolf-like face and they got. They'd eat that thing. which would be smart for them When you see a human, just run from them.

2:15:05 And those things look fucking scary. Oh, yeah. with humans because if they did they'll they'll take a dog they'll take a little chihuahua and eat that motherfucker oh yeah but if they started attacking they attack one child they're just about to fall down the stairs and a cat just fucking jumps in front of him and pushes him Yeah, and fucked up the dog.

2:16:36 You know, you would think that they wouldn't do shit. Yeah. It's like, yeah. I got to protect everything. they brood. And what a brood is, it's like sometimes chickens, when there's no rooster, But chicks, the chickens don't know that. So sometimes they get it in their head that this egg is going to be a baby. So they have to sit on this railing. and this other chicken coop was small so we had the

2:19:26 playing some kind of game i forget we're playing monopoly or some shit and we're looking out the chicken coop the coyote convinced him to get into that chicken coop because it And he killed nine chickens. Big old fucking puncture wounds in them and shit where he was just shaking them. Well, I switched Marshall to this frozen food. It's frozen meat and potatoes and like

2:22:31 Of course. wrap dog food yeah generic dog generic shit giant fucking sack yeah it keeps them alive Yeah. it's just like he was developing all this body fat and it's like just processed food man it's Apparently some of these, see if you can find that. saws whining over sounds of Spanish-language rock. holding flyers about silicosis, You just got a fucking job and it just kills you.

2:25:48 apart particles all over fiberglass dust particles all over fiberglass and you're just breathing that shit and fuck, man. Oh, yeah. I don't want to sweat while I work. I was eating sub sandwiches. And I remember thinking, oh, my God, I have to quit. I do intermittent fasting. You were telling me about that. So you wake up a couple, because you could have a cup of black coffee.

2:28:42 Yeah. Really? I get out of there. I get out of there, I'm like, whoa! and then I'd do the next set. because I would have a little protein bar and a little shake and some vitamins. Like 80, 70%. All day, he doesn't eat. And, man, my workouts, dude, I'm doing body weight squats. l4 are fucked your l5 is worse that one needs to be replaced right away you had no disc you were

2:31:52 I was hearing that. Because I had choices. We could do one disc. So I decided, let's go just one disc and i'll come back He mentions a guy that fixed his back. So I set up an appointment. You do a two-minute stretch here, one-minute rest, don't do nothing, don't move. Relax. him to talk to him and i did i did it on i'm in the middle of it i'm doing it dude my back my

2:35:37 But your muscles have memory, so they always go back and they always relock. How do I save this? he does seminars he's he's. He's so awesome, man. Like he says, when you have a shoulder You don't want to get eight, nine, ten pain. So the basic philosophy behind it is you stretch the muscle, and it stretches just a little bit, And then you go back two more minutes.

2:38:13 easy it's super easy just do it on my bed yeah so goggins this is the guy in his spare time yeah Why doesn't it have any volume? Look, he's putting it right next to his bear track. Look at these motherfuckers, dude. through those woods so we are in big time grizzly bear territory Hilarious. Okay, cool. Rockfin.com slash Eddie Bravo. Thank you.