Joe Rogan Experience #2046 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. At nighttime, I'll be alone, and I just start thinking about the future of the world. can live off the grid and yeah that's a good move yeah Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then I was like, what? the more I think that is some absolute top secret shit that the United States government has developed. Like one of them happened off the coast of the Nimitz in San Diego.

4:12 And then the other ones are in the East Coast, again, in the same kind of airspace where these guys practice all the time. Most of it's bullshit. We got a fucking alien head on the wall. it's it was a sketchy area but also these big open roads that we could close down and so we They look so sick. It was very black. That's exactly what it looked like.

7:34 Especially at night. bit like a plane but those three lights don't people always say they see like three lights in like, oh my God, it disappeared. I think we have a drone. Fuck yeah, it looks cool. Whoa. Did they have that back then? because it's two separate jets multiple eyeballs on this thing video evidence of this thing, radar data. Check this thing out. This is a Chinese

10:19 which uses bursts of high-pressure Can it push against the winds? We think made in China is cheap. Not hard. terrible about people working even if the aircraft speed drops to unusually low 108 kilometers per hour. Yeah. Ours is second only to England. We Googled it once, like what the root of that was. We have three stone. What are we, like, fucking, are we really committed to inches?

13:49 But they had to get threatened by Europe to go to USB-C. It's native to the phone. log on bang new phone bang there's your notes you know they're just so good and i know android has Dude, that is sweet. That is fucking sweet. Yeah, because you actually told me about it, or you sent me one. But so is the iPhone camera. so what how much of a difference does that make? It's not that big of a difference.

16:20 the Galaxy S23 Ultra, it's like with the most professional features. Oh, the new one. Oh, really? yeah the correct answer for that's the best camera is always the one you have on you not the one you go buy or whatever what is the in Texas Like we try to like just watch TV with him lightning out here. It's different, right? A lightning hit right across from my house.

19:46 the whole house blew up from a thing of lightning he would have been dead I'm waiting. He says he felt it. Yeah, it has to dilute it a little. What a fucked up way to die. Right. Okay. It's like, how is that possible? I wonder what that is. Do you think some people are just like, And you see someone get hit by lightning because they had swords and shit.

22:51 I'm probably like thousands. Just blows you up. Any of those electricity videos, There was one where I was watching a guy, Fucked up way to go. pay attention to the regs they don't look at how they're making things and what you know whether or not they're doing it correctly or Did you go to ACL this weekend? I used to think, God, if you live there, you'd have to go somewhere to see everything.

25:43 Zach Bryan. someone famous you're like um you know hope he's cool right he's like my man he gives his big hug He's like yeah, I go you want to go on stage. Let's do these I do this like a fuck come on, man And he was like supportive of people. Like a guy like that with great jokes, and he did have some Yeah. Because it was a solid bit. Yeah. I don't

28:09 You're like what you can play guitar and you see them fucking But you see someone who's a, no, I'm a trained opera singer. It was like an open discussion. fucking brakes on you. Pro-Jesus song. Yeah. fucking jams, dude. It's pretty interesting. I'm going to send this to you, Jamie. Oh, Jesus. Alright, let me share this with Jamie. He's doing at Stagecoach, which is the thing that is connected to Coachella, the country music one,

31:00 The energy that guy has. You're like, God, I'm going to fucking do better. You drown your sorrows till you can't stand up. No, listen to this. Now, is all this stuff religious? Yellow fingers from the cigarettes. I've heard of churches that are like rock and roll churches. where the guy was like a cool guy, Like he's the cool guy. But that guy has not shown up yet.

35:23 This guy's fucking everybody. There was a lot of problems. It's like the theater was like, this is the spot. the energy of the live crowds. So like when we first opened up, I know it sounds stupid, Can you imagine if you got addicted to porn and the only way to get it is to go to a movie theater with a raincoat on? connected to a strip club or something,

37:43 the titles of these fucking movies were amazing. That's right. It was a good time to have that poor guy I mean, if you're... I I mean there were VHS tapes back and you get famous, faith, You son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Why don't you look into Jesus? Have some dope artwork attached to your ideology. I mean, how many people looked into Islam because they were Khabib Nurmagomedov fans?

41:33 They are. yeah I know quite a few of them that are really and I think it's a You know, you remember the day before 9-11? It was just fucking normal America. Yay, yay. fucking mad because you don't think anything's gonna go bad until it goes bad you know you So what's the number where they won't cross that line? man that everybody knows that we need a 912 immediately we probably are due for one that's

45:06 So we're hanging out at the comedy club. And it's not, they don't play fair. Like they, cannot happen in the world and why these things are happening. And we're seeing that right now. It's crazy. Remember that video? They're just jacking them in the sky. I think it was like $6 billion. How much of this is real? America's nuclear weapons are aging, Okay, floppy disks in 2019.

48:55 And also the fact that we haven't nuked anybody since 1945. Seems like someone's going to get Wow. why don't we, you know, get the The first thing you ask. On September 11th. Until you got fraud to fraud it. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody thinks it was good yeah nobody thinks it was good nobody thinks it was good nobody thinks it should have been done that way i mean trump was trying to

52:35 left behind how many billion dollars were the tanks and shit of course they're going to use it that were abandoned there during the time of alexander the great and no archaeologists are It's like one of the ways that they stomped out It's like you can't even go anywhere. People used to go, none of that's going to help. goes crazy unless they decide to like nuke Dallas yeah you know one of the

55:41 So how many of them snuck through? let potential terrorists and criminals into the country? How much of that is, like like engineered social media outrage by russia Chaos, like just the amount of things that people have to be upset about, an amount of polarizing things, whether it's trans kids or climate change or pro-life or pro-choice or pro-Ukraine or whatever the subject is.

57:53 there that aren't really people that are either from another country or maybe from our country It was true. I wonder if my podcast will that's what's happening in Canada right now. Oh. You know? Full blown. Full blown. and what turns out to be actual 100% fact now. And that is the only way we find out. a fun guy. That's the world you're in. That's the game you're playing. They're playing the

1:00:27 Yeah. It was so fun, Like that whole Canadian trucker thing where people who donated money to them got their bank accounts frozen. Like no one would have agreed to what's in the Patriot Act. Patriot. you have too much power. It's too much. Why don't you look into Jesus? He got the answers. why i feel so good every time i go to costco and i get like a bunch of water and a bunch of like

1:03:16 That's happening right now. that's the reality of this fucking insanity and we're fucking powerless in this thing and I don't know. It seems to me like the more time goes on, Trump is a shoo-in. Remember that conversation? We was talking about, um, It's going to be no charging stations. what I knew the oh this guy's a fucking idiot but the way he says it it's like he sets

1:07:14 it's cheaper, sir? He's a funny guy. And how the fuck do you get it? A lot of it was the Russia collusion stuff where people really did legitimately believe that Russia had put him into power. He's just saying that the technology is possible, right? Come on. You're so off and also hilarious. And then the other side, same thing, you know. And what about all the side effects that you guys are conveniently ignoring that are permanent and terrifying and all the different things that it does to their system?

1:10:56 Don't come up with some cute, rosy term that makes it seem better than it is, makes it seem like something different than it is. We used to always agree to that. How do you know if that is, if they're being influenced? You know? And so I think that was with him. He almost was teetering recently, though. like whether it's being a liberal or I really was

1:14:53 More likely to like stay in that fucking place where you decide you are. twitter or x today terror cells the possibility of terror cells. Like if you could legitimately give it power and make it sentient. Because, yeah, I mean, is there a VP AI too? Well, we would have to get it to a point where it's so powerful it wouldn't you couldn't hack it or it would know you're hacking

1:17:46 was on the podcast and she's explaining what they did. You know? It's like three generations of people will live in prisons because of you It's ridiculous. stirring up the pot and getting people angry and excited and then convincing people that ridiculous ideas like open borders or giving six billion dollars to iran or you know any of these Imagine if that song plays the moment it becomes sentient.

1:20:23 By something. They just become God. They got some AI I mean, There's not like three of them 100%. That is weird. Inside job? They announced today, like, what, 12 Americans died. Damn. Isn't that weird, though, Yeah. A world vote. Right. and then mobilize drones to disarm all the soldiers and said, okay, we're going to set everybody free. But that people have always had this idea that one day we're going to sort this whole war thing out.

1:24:53 Like, yeah, we could envision a war. Yeah. Man, it's a gross America. Holy shit. Mosque? Look at that. Yeah. Like, you're using from this world. Separating And there's people around him cleaning things and handing him things. far exceeds the amount of people that they're supposed to kill. See, what is the actual number? Civilian casualties? That was the thing that, how about that?

1:29:53 Do you ever use AI for your searches now? Let's guess. What? the amount of civilians that were killed because it's very bad PR. Someone in the military explained It's giving me a high answer. started back in the day with Siri like we're gonna hide a dead body by the You probably believe that, like, what is that mode Incognito, right. Speaking of wig on, how's that baseball game, Joe?

1:33:26 Photoshop with your face on. No, that's That's weird, dude. You know, maybe he's bald and he's got tired of people thinking he's me. That's not my face. Nope. He's got that, yeah, fighter, the old pilot helmet thing on the cap. is not just a helmet. Yeah. So you're running around. So this is like, it's tracking where he's looking. The topical of the ground?

1:36:17 at what you want to click and then you just have your hand and you just click it so you go like because that has eye tracking. I mean. what's the product yeah you know that's what's going to be interesting with apple because i mean Remember the tablet that you write on? And he's like showing me all the buttons. And that's even a newer one, I think.

1:38:57 But when you get in the 90s, like Macintosh TV, that's interesting. Oh, yeah, the video game system. Remember they had a one button? I thought that was sexy. It's just a timeline though. Oh, yeah. That was it. It's like, no. people have it on PC once they opened up Instagram to PC users and you can make And that's like costing him in advertising revenue.

1:42:10 I mean like he's been streaming video games the other day on X. Well, they would know. That's, that sucks. Like one I was watching from Vietnam yesterday, the Perry Open. I used to have to buy VHS tapes. you have to go two rails i was being a chicken i was trying to go one rail and then you you watch Yeah, it's just. Yeah. Can you get ESPN? It's always good.

1:45:11 Yeah. you could possibly want you know we love our advertisers but on youtube we're getting age And they got to realize that there's real market for regular people that like wild shit. And just stop being the moral compass for the fucking world. But if you did, like who wants to get in on that sponsorship? just relax with that and stop you're selling things okay you're selling toothpaste you're

1:47:41 Is Kill Bill available on YouTube? They're not going to be serving ads in the middle of Kill Bill. You know, it's their prerogative. Yeah. in Austin There's a cool thing happening here right now, man. you develop an act and in your act you have layers and all kinds of different stories and And if he had to condense it to one minute, 100% he could do that.

1:50:12 It's fucking hard, especially if you're not good at editing. It's always the punchline sneak in before you ever see him comment, and you're fucking crying happening when he was doing that I remember when he started that we were Oh, yeah. Oh, they just took it and made it a bar? It's crazy how just the setup of a room changes everything. which mixes with the green room area.

1:52:25 Go back to what you had. and it was magic. a hard time about it though? There were so many people on that wall. Everyone was so good that agents wouldn't accept a tape from there, right? They were appreciative. I remember there's this lady in the front room. You don't even know. Like, they could just tell you what to do and what to say. Definitely a good substitute for writing.

1:55:44 When I come back, we'll watch the trailer. Cool Okay, I have to pee. When we come back and Jamie said It's like, He's been doing it for over 30 years. I'm your son. Hold your applause. It's funny. Let's say we of med school. Hold your applause. I'm a little nervous because I know what you did to your last headlining act. there's nothing you or anyone else can do for him.

1:57:58 Who is in the car? Old Douglas. Yeah Yeah the whole thing I know his place the beginning Where we'd fuck around in the green room. Then all of a sudden this thing came along, and now people make crazy money. Yes, definitely. And you play Diablo. Yeah. Well, you've been doing VR for a long time. one saw coming and i think the next thing is definitely that zuck and lex yeah stuff well

2:01:13 aren't together that's not them everybody gets on it might be one of those but it might eventually is that this first generation of theirs, the battery, you're wearing it on your belt. They probably wanted to give you a backpack. But then again again like what is going on with having that Are you though? Oh, my God. Wow. you know? like maps and stuff, like,

2:04:20 The developer's going to, Yeah, I mean people people are fucking stupid. I remember I was in my truck, so I was in my Lexus, the SUV, Literally every single comic had their phone open playing it. What? It says there's still about a million people in America playing it. Yeah. And then everybody was just like, get the fuck out of here with this thing.

2:06:59 out some. They used to have those giant tournaments. Yeah, we were going back and forth on Twitter the other day. Yeah. Oh, that's work. I mean, I guess like is it for five minutes minimum per month or something like that? Right. I haven't played a game in years. and you guys can head fuck each other. They think he cheated somehow and one of the ideas was anal beads.

2:10:25 Mm-hmm. Because you could cheat. You know? champion. Parties agreed to move forward after a series After allegations that he had cheated, the allegations began after Niemann beat Carlsen, He also promised to play naked to prove his innocence. Amplified. with no further threat of legal action. public report regarding Hans, including that we found no determinative evidence

2:13:36 That was a lot of publicity for chess. You could swallow. Oh, God. I would say it's 4.5 million. I'm like, Right. but it's possible that you could just be a goon. Like, I don't think there's a single moron that's like a chess grandmaster. You're probably brilliant. Don't you think, Jamie? It's the 1992. Because, you know, they make a quarter million dollars a year, the best guys.

2:16:53 I'd be fucking nervous if I was that dude The Michael Jackson one is crazy because there's like, And that's like the best cautionary tale Okay, I thought it was just weird shadows. I think he burned a hole he said he's to always say I was wondering if that was But he's enjoying himself in New Jersey. They're all nice, nice, normal people. No. It was pretty extreme.

2:19:42 on it and what should be done about it. is that it never stays flat the the climate always does this before we were ever around it gets crazy hot and then there's an ice age and then the polar caps melt and the the fucking sea rises and they find Like we just scooped them up That's crazy. It's in the water. Yeah. So it says a team of researchers said they have observed a link between autism diagnosis in boys and their mothers drinking at least one diet soda daily or consuming the equivalent amount of the sweetener aspartame during pregnancy or while breastfeeding, according to new study.

2:23:05 They consume while pregnant or breastfeeding however all drinks listed in the surveys examples do contain aspartame Or aspartame during pregnancy. I think you're onto something. have a few glasses of wine if you're not breastfeeding right you can get a little tipsy called I think Cyril it said here he was a CEO at Cyril he received a 12 million decision. It soon became clear the panel would uphold the ban by a three to two decision.

2:26:49 chronically sicken and kill thousands corporate gifts for political favors. That's crazy. He wouldn't do that. Just before leaving Okay. Yeah. Autistic rats everywhere. They should just grab them from New York. Practice on rats. remember uh when i lived when i lived in colorado i went to this uh to this Buddhist ashram that was in my neighborhood. Like if we think that every life form is a life form,

2:31:47 does that. Everybody swats. little leech, Do what you must. Nobody gives a shit if you catch a fish. He catches some nice bass. how those regular turtles they make soup out of yeah that bitch has been around for a couple weeks But there's a lot of risks of diseases. Really? the time. They're probably shitting up a storm. And they're big. there's something about turtles man if when you see this video yeah or you can probably take a peek of it but like the turtle is just like it is

2:35:28 That we kind of realize how vulnerable they are when a person gets them. Dude, it's moving still. Why is it so rough? Oh, boy, I guess you have to. Bourdain did a show once where he went to this family's house and they killed a seal. see if you can find that yeah pretty fascinating because you're you're you're realizing like well They're eating everything.

2:38:03 It tastes like sea urchin roe. to an honored guest. He's hilarious. Oh. That's why we're here. with the movie the latest i think there's been more than one the mists have there's been more It might have got put on, you know, like a streaming service or something. Let's see, 2023. Stephen King's There's also a return to Salem's Lot. It's about Dracula's coffin getting transported across the ocean on a boat.

2:41:25 i mean i thought it was better than the first one it and how it ends i haven't seen it yeah the first Warner Brothers announced that Salem's Lot I have no idea. I wasn't saying. Oh, yeah. Unless you've got a guy like James Cameron that always knocks it out of the park. Right. have anybody play it a Spider-Man But there's certain things that we will 100% watch every time, and that's Spider-Man.

2:44:18 I buy it. I'm number one. and it's a crazy fucking movie, man. Like, a lot of people are... thing. It was such a weird thing. Come on. are you doing that why are you hiding his cock? I don't like his forehead yeah it's who Right there. Like, literally. You gotta make his eyes glow. with a t-shirt on. Bring back Dr. Manhattan's cock. We can't show that anymore.

2:48:15 That as time goes on, you would think people would relax more about that stuff. Yeah. The wiki here, it says that it was like a thing for a minute. I don't know who those folks are. Barbara Walters mentions having seen the film in her autobiography, audition, a memoir, He's the Ren is Too Damn High guy. In 2006, a censored version of the film was released on DVD for fans of pop culture and

2:50:36 Numbers as high as $600 million, The FBI's estimates that the film produced an income of approximately $100 million, which is $700 million today, may be closer to the truth. Let's go watch someone suck a cock until they choke. they freak out about watching someone fuck on screen. and she's wrapping her arms around them. You see the guy get shot. Well, not necessarily because there's a lot of atheists that are anti-pornography.

2:53:46 where films are allowed to show certain things because the actors were not forced Yeah, what's that girl's name? to make film we're trying to push the limits of it and this is one of the first ones according She's wild. still, I don't think. I don't think Like- That's a real actor right there. Like if she just started going down on him and you saw the back of her head and you just close up on his face, that's happened a million times in movies.

2:56:34 Really weird. when it comes to like seeing it. Right. Tinnacle porn. So everything's pixelated out. Always told. Don't show it going. Why is there pixels? If they wore green suits and you CGI'd, you could just fake the pixels. Think about some countries where women have to be covered. Imagine to make those films. I'd imagine they are very mad at you.

2:59:57 It's just so fraught with peril and terrible possibilities. And I'm glad to be out of that. You know? Yeah, I was just saying. There it goes. drown your sorrows till you can't stand up take a look at what you've done to yourself why don't Here we go Sipping whiskey from a paper cup. Yeah, that sounded like him. Let's see. It says Larry Norman. Yeah.

3:04:09 You know, that lady. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. They just need more of them, you know? Definitely.