Joe Rogan Experience #2068 — Cameron Hanes Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience and they did all this jazz, and they told him, don't do Oh, wait. That's pretty... Yeah. He's the podfather. But he's a super nerd. I think it holds promise. Oh, you mean an NFT? Pull up Beeple's Instagram. His NFTs are, It's pretty cool. See, there's a lot. That is funny. But there's a lot of the NFTs, like the Bored Ape Yacht Club.

4:12 I think a lot of people thought that at first. I literally have I guess you win. And you could look at it and you could ponder the thought behind it, like a print, and you put that on your wall, I could – I mean, that still has merit. that's not the best example i see what you're saying it's an example though yeah this is a most of that painting has been recreated most of that painting has been touched up by a modern

7:43 And so then it sells for it seems like more than one artist Wow. So is that what that is? one yeah that one right there so so the one on the left they were saying like maybe this is leonardo it's beautiful. I think it's at the bottom. So, like, is that a Leonardo or is it that lady who did it? So MBS the ruler of Saudi Arabia owns it and he just keeps it on a yacht

10:23 Yeah, I'd take four or six if you want to be smart. Well, those are worth millions. Which t-shirts? Like he's looked into it the most. is there is in, if he was saying this, Hancock stuff too. on a split timeline from us. I think, they're not even saying that. So they're here, we just don't know where they are? He's not confirming it with them or anything,

13:23 experience and the documents that he uncovered and the people that he talked to. Here's the thing. Ever talk to a hunter that's seen Bigfoot? I don't know. Because I know a lot of those they on peyote? I don't know it's a square with a sphere inside of it My theory, and this is totally unfounded without any research whatsoever. But the United States government is probably, they probably have in their possession something that was either back engineered from something from somewhere else, or something that they developed in a completely top-secret environment

16:11 Imagine if you failed your audit six years in a row. And who knows how much of that money is going to these secret programs that we don't know about. Don't tell anybody. I think that's likely too. If you could go to another planet and bow hunt... No, it's not. Just say either you kill this and eat it or you die because there's no food. Ways to well.

18:35 people are thinking do i need a doctor what do i what's a doctor for just pushing prescriptions on They'll say well your testosterone is within a normal range normal, right? And it's one of the things they did with thymus. And these compounding pharmacies can make it, and they make it fairly cheaply. So they test for it? and he just fucked his rib up.

21:20 Yeah, I don't think they should test for that. you won't be injured as long, which is a And when those guys were on that fucking home run competition and they were cracking them out of the park But yeah, that was like, that was a heyday of baseball. We're Americans. sportsman of the year Oh, Animal House? I'm drinking milk. and then he added at first

24:08 the stuff they were rubbing on him. Very fascinating. It gave you a little bump. Yeah, that's an amazing one. He's got this red light bed every day, William Shackner. He was like 80 years old. He's talking about how he gains weight because your face sculpting right so that's you're just doing that naturally you're more sculpted yeah He does. I know. He looks so good.

27:23 No. Yeah, that's a given six pack. He doesn't drink alcohol anymore. That should be fun. Ooh, that's a good one. Oh, Pantoja versus Brandon Royval for the flyweight world title. I'm very interested to see Tony after he's been training with David Goggins. Cardi Garbrandt and Brian Kelleher. Go all the way back down there again, please. That's a card from top to bottom.

29:49 Ooh, yeah, that's a long day. now yeah what what was the extent of the damage that i'm not i don't know what it amounted to Because then they're going to do it more often, I want him to. So they haven't settled it yet. What's a no stay away? in the agreement. has been facing an alleged brain injury. It's going to be a fucking movie. Yeah, I think that brain

32:56 And if you get a big one right before you're going to fight Leon Edwards, it's good that Mm-hmm, that's Colby and Colby wades right into the fire he starts it off like that just to Yeah. His upper body is so much better because he can't do much with his legs, man, which is so crazy. Yeah. Which is, it's just, boy, look, when that fight was announced, I was like, ooh, that's a great fight.

35:10 Not 10 days. Well, and it also can change your career. Edson Barboza wheel kicked Terry Edom in the head, and and we kind of never saw Terry Adam fight at that level ever again. And he kind of never was the same again, and he disappeared. You're not going to beat your best. Also, though, he's a heavyweight and he doesn't have to cut weight. grappler in fact his lone loss was to Alistair Overeem and Alistair got him

37:43 I forget. he just fucking moves in it's all like fast explosive movements so he's got natural speed is he is fucking special he's a real challenge when he fought mitchell because i thought bryce Maybe. Toporia. One of the first things he did was heavy kicks to the body from the left side, champ, you're talking about going to 170. And you have this incredibly close fight with this guy,

40:59 who was it supposed to be? thought he won the fight i gave him him the nod, but very close. It's like the difference between fighting at 40% and 100%. And at the end of the fight, you started tuning. touch him? Yeah. He was But how when he knocked out Masvidal with one shot. You know? Before Tony. How the fuck are you doing this? And it's just the mind.

43:33 Yeah. Dave is not even fucking tired like hanging out at fucking planet fitness, you know, trying to pick up a chick, you know, machine you know who hates him who weak men yeah weak men and jealous men and people who don't Take control. Anybody can use that. i don't know if it's chaos or something do you remember this spiel you had i've said a lot of

46:37 Those are the people. Shout out to my man, Derek. We do five sets. The whole idea here is we're just building a base and we're going to keep going. And they've But when The Rock was here, I killed him. Nobody can do those. Yeah. Nobody can do those. But that is a thing. I know. I tried it. What do you do that with? Those guys are going to start that next week. Now they know. So Turkish get-ups. No, Turkish get-ups, that's even harder. Yeah. What do you do that with?

49:18 We're going to start, they're going to do it with 10 pounds. all one leg, stand up, But it's very, very, very functional. Oh my God. That's an animal. Oh, he also squatted 225, a hundred times without stop. Just like lifting and I'm like, that's the strongest guy in Springfield. And nobody knows him really other And he puts them on Instagram. until you approve it. Oh, shit.

51:44 and he's 300 pounds. There's not a goddamn chance in hell he passed the piss test. So he's got fucking dogs running around and shit. Jamie. But it's definitely private. Yeah, zurcher zurcher swaths. This is insane. And he's you see him from behind when he's doing all these things That's the goal. Now imagine also he's 6'5". He'd be a perfect guy for the

54:19 He carries things around a lot Oh, he's 6'7". Oh, Bob Sapp. That's a good weight. What? I think that was the thing. insane amounts of weight i've heard that before from many people that not just pushing things And that's what it's all about. A little bit of that. Like Mark McGuire. You know what I mean? Everything is covered up. you never let anybody...

58:06 Jesus Christ. I bet he makes a hell of a fucking splash. That's so much weight. So I'm looking behind the video. There's not good... I don't know if he had it on this list. That's where he gets all his videos. So this is what he'll do. The guy's jacked. I'm more massive. Maybe it's Tom Avalon. Maybe that's his goal these guys Yeah. Yeah, nothing to see here.

1:00:53 I think Brian Callen was the first guy to tell me about him. Oh, yeah, to their... You know what he imagines if he was in prison, that he would be with that guy and that guy would protect him. I mean, when you're lifting like very, very heavy, I don't lift heavy, obviously. That's, I think people can be inspired by that and be like, hey, I need to, I'm not going to be a freak, but I can push harder.

1:02:11 Yeah. Like, he just says crazy stuff. So he has so many funny ones like that. I mean, but he was like super open about his steroid use and you know, he died from it. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Didn't he have, like, an MMA fight? I was just so focused on the arms. They're preposterous, but they're probably useless. Didn't he have like an MMA fight? No, I don't do much research.

1:04:33 Yeah, it was probably a basketball. Yeah. Probably never touched cardio. Jesus Christ, buddy. But Hoyt keeps making better bows every year. a little more clunky in the draw cycle. cams and the limbs and the limb pockets and the the riser and one little thing they did which is but it's 25 percent quieter i believe and it's i don't know what percent, but it's quiet. Very quiet. Yeah. I don't

1:08:22 better that's the i mean bested the chase every day four blade head. And all they're doing is just putting more mass in the ferrule. We're going to hunt for whitetails in South Texas for a meat eater. those pro comps i think would be because mine are 484. The problem is, like, there's not the best options for lighted nocks with four millimeter arrows.

1:10:25 that guy is a fucking mad scientist there's this there's this gentleman who was a i think he was a Now it's time to just practice with that, and let's get it all locked in. It's so functional. Fucking weeks. Really? Weeks. Yeah. Weeks. That's pretty bright. I love how long does a battery last? Fucking weeks really weeks. Yeah weeks. That's impressive a month like it'll tell you I think I've got like

1:12:18 but I would be getting 82, 71, 65, But that scared me that i'm getting different ranges so like what it tells you you put in all these different things like like how fast your arrow is, what your arrow weighs, and it'll tell you exactly what's the height of the arrow trajectory at the arc. Yeah. I try to use a perfect stroke where it's just the weight of the pool cue

1:15:12 still in pool i'm shooting into a four inch pocket yeah from nine feet away you there's no room for Yeah. anybody we practice in camp yeah we don't just get to camp and say we're done no every time you get a chance maybe your arrows are touching the rest maybe maybe you've got your the way your pins are set Or you have to add a couple yards to shooting.

1:18:02 There's so much. right in the center. And he's so intelligent, obviously, but like analytical and everything. all your focus, which is so freeing because then you're not worried about all the other BS of life. And I worry about nuclear war. the day before that happens everything's normal yeah October 6th in Israel everything's normal at this highest level of intelligence of,

1:21:24 could you kill something for me? And then here's some money, right? Right. Somebody still has to But somebody who operates up here all the time could also understand the basics of Right. yeah, that's super interesting. I don't get any of that shit. I mean, I get the major organs and side they if you're not moving they can't you're basically invisible because they have to be

1:24:23 And just what is that what is that about right you Because he shot a two-blade single bevel head. so we had this conversation and uh he was saying do you you know like there's there's this thing Now look at the, look at the shot placement. you're like how but i think that's the thing about a small cut a very small single blade or or you and he has these very interesting videos

1:27:07 That's what it looks like. Right. Makes a big difference. Yeah, I always think that. now you're shooting a really powerful 80 plus pound bow that is launching this 520 grain arrow You shoot 60, 70. But every arrow that you shoot that kills, building those back muscles so that when you do pull back 70 pounds 80 pounds whatever it's not I do weighted chin-ups.

1:30:44 Shut the fuck up, pussy. I know what you're doing. I know I get ready for it. Trying to be at your best. So like, oh, you don't need that. Shut the fuck up, pussy. You know, and you know, hunters love them, love bow hunters, love the whole, this whole he's like, why don't you go into the Eagle Cap That's what's hilarious. I started doing that. You're going to hear that from everybody no matter what it is and you know imagine if i read the comments on this podcast on any of my podcasts

1:32:54 Oh, shut the fuck up. You like being here. You're good at it. You're very self-critical., you're very self-critical. I'm trying my best, guys. That's the best thing to do. anymore like right now I'm full I'm all full you know and I'm decent at bow It's a long fucking road, you know? I'm good at it. Destroying me. I mean it was so humiliating And it's like, you know, it's like you're learning.

1:36:35 did this. But this fucking dude just ran through me. And it was like one of the first times I had I can't live knowing that guys can do this to me. or whenever I'd roll with John Jack Machado, And he talks shit about it before he does it, even writes down on a piece of paper how To ever see him roll with bull nickel mean I fucking must be amazing I bet

1:38:55 Well, that's also psychological warfare too, because you're so upset that you think, Basically. What's holding people up? even though they're training 365 days a year, But it's about the pursuit of excellence in one specific place one specific Jujitsu, I think it's I think it's old or rather. Oh, let's hear him say If you look at the course of an average day that we all go through,

1:42:39 life was a waste of time and that's's a tragedy. So we have to be very, very set on this idea Most people live day to day where the events of yesterday have no bearing on the events of today and the events of today something truly remarkable can happen. And what did I do? quite remarkable may have happened you may have literally reinvented yourself

1:45:23 that you can lose world-class skills and most athletic endeavors. There are many many examples of people beginning training and many times in the course of our life. Exactly. The dedication. can I understand my place in the mounds and as a, as a predator and a bow hunter, how can I get Yeah. And I think that also comes with many, many days hunting.

1:49:08 I think you're right because your success in the field is unparalleled. thing this is i've found this improvement i made this small adjustment in this and that and then So you would think that you can shoot an elk that's six feet away. but the arrow's still down here. Right. It hasn't lifted up yet. Right. So to, to hit where you want He was bugling, crashing down through.

1:51:38 Right. Yeah. Where you are. And so I'm like, all that happened in a split second. And then because it's so emotional and adrenaline. Let me see hey I think it's on YouTube it Is it in your Instagram? Yeah, it's on. I think it's on YouTube. That's my theme song. That's cam haynes by schaefer I said something about it Month in the Mounds even if that passion is something as obscure as bow hunting my videos. Oh, the podcast. I got it from Kim. I made up my mind. I'm about to be better than I've ever been. What is the difference between me and you?

1:54:20 Giving my blood so I am relentless. Wow. So that's what. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. I had to stop the song. Okay, so is it. This is the most watched part of the video. Is the song playing? No, that's why I was stopping. Oh, okay. So there's a bull. You can hear him, like, his last breaths right here. And I'm like, okay. I mean, he, it was crazy how fast he died.

1:57:08 And you see I hit him right here, and there's see there's blood want to talk about lethality and a quick ethical kill seconds see if you find the want those animals you know we're trying to offer a merciful death that one in seconds 30 yards he You know, it's, we know exactly where it came from. That's like, that's valuable. That means yeah there's reverence to it that's what so yeah i kill multiple bulls but that that is the the

2:00:14 It's the best. It's cool. how to shoot a bow and everything but then we always have elk chili oh and like uh huberman Last time I had the CH gold bling. the most special part. I haven't made a film on that yet, but, uh, is she, we had to run, life. I swear to God, people could offer me anything. And I'd say, I just rather do in life. I swear to God people could offer me anything and I'd say I just rather have this morning right here

2:03:32 and I'm just like, this is life. table that's the first uh animal i killed with steven montana i remember that just from hearing And I made a follow-up shot. I had like fucking 40 thorns in my leg, and it was hilarious ate it for dinner that night. you and teach you. And they go, where is the spirituality? from black rifle coffee who's hanging with me they were on the other side of

2:07:20 And so all that hard work all paid off at the end. I'm about to call a fight. share my world with them. And it's, I pay just so I'm like, no, I can, I can take them. We can, I would still be telling people about that today. It ignites a part of your DNA that you didn't know existed. There's a hunter gatherer aspect That's great. And then it probably passed through and dug into the dirt and then someone dug it out of the dirt hundreds of years later that's

2:10:56 Yeah. seeing someone experience it for the first time i love it because you only experience it for the first time once Yeah. camp be upset at those people because that's not cool don't be upset at fellow at fellow hunters Right, don't be upset at someone who's trying to spread this message is because there's a lot of people who don't kill every year.

2:13:15 So like, yeah, we're all the losers. This is the greatest opportunity you've ever had in your fucking life. if you work your ass off, It's just complaining is a normal part of human life when you're looking at other people's success and trying to find flaws in it. The problem is when you look to criticize instead of look at the good side of things,

2:15:37 the family and you're like going, what the fuck am I going to do? Right. And now you realize like, Then you have a family and a lot of obligations. And I understand, but don't hate on people that can. Yeah, exactly. needs to hunt, but just have a but just have an honest take on it. Yeah. Oh, God. people you care about because colton was there too yeah and uh it's i mean until you've been there

2:19:31 and the animal running away and then dropping like i better go to bed right now because i gotta get up at four hours asleep yeah i gotta go to bed especially nowadays is important and i i i was reminded of this you know went and trained with And I just told him, I said, that is hard. That's hard for people. And I learned the hard way. It's like I made the same mistake too.

2:22:12 And no fault of his. there's so many people go like my page, we'll get to 30 million people in a week. And now he's so enamored with it. But that is a. an accurate portrayal yeah When do you make the stalk? I thought at first it was perfect A bear got his adrenaline jacked up again. Most people have never seen it, including me. That is the only way to get our meat.

2:26:38 Yeah, I know Brazil's steakhouse. Why would you do that when you could just go to the supermarket? So when I say it's, it's, it's awful for the cow, it's just, I feel bad for so when i say it's it's it's awful for the cow it's just i feel there's some great ranchers out there. I mean, that guy really, really put in effort. is supposed to be handled.

2:28:42 It's incredible. There's no regulations on how much herbicides and pesticides and fucking industrial fertilizer just gets washed into the streams and chokes the fish to death. And, you know, we get a lot of our meat if we buy steaks. i finally saw him live oh he's amazing at the opry he was like the fucking i mean i could if i think about how nice he is

2:30:49 That's awesome. He's incredible. Just look at him. You see this pure soul. yeah you got to meet him he's amazing i love that dude to death he's so fucking talented too we saw When he gave me that platinum record and we posted it out there, you saw it. show at the opry but then the next day i had to go oh train with rich but then he said you know Not the personal accolades.

2:33:30 And I was kind of there just hanging out, making sure everything was running right. He's amazing. There's beautiful people in the world, man. You meet him. Fuck. Yeah, because that's a guy where life gave him a fucking terrible hand and he got through it and he came out on the other No, it's like there's there's levels I mean, there's some magic to the way he sings that I just don't – you don't get that from a trust fund, baby.

2:35:56 and it's very inspirational He's like, oh, I didn't give him like a good hug to say goodbye. Let's play this. We're friends. I don't know where you're at in your life or what you're going through, Gives me chills. And I'm just like, your calling might be to be a preacher.