Joe Rogan Experience #2077 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience one of the little guys goes, Hmm, let's google that yeah, what does a raccoon look like in Finland? Is that a different animal? I think people should be allowed to wear fur. Yeah. This cute creature, that's a raccoony face. That's rough. It's a very cheap liner. You don't have an appointment. Could they make you a custom one?

3:11 You got the raccoon. And then the guy goes we have a raccoon. Of course. There's a reason why people like them. But people get real mad. Oh yeah, they me try that on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh my God, it's so warm. It's amazing. There's a reason why people like them. Everybody wears leather. They're going to turn it into boots. They lived in harmony with them.

4:56 So to me, I don't understand where it became, you know, so controversial. it's imbalanced But when you start like I don't know throwing paint on people right it's kind of crazy red paint by the way this is not like famous me but i was like this is such a crazy conversation like it's this tribal relationship where they followed these herds around and hunted them expertly.

7:52 It's never been bigger. your own food well that's so hard now because how do you do that in arizona you don't right like if Imagine, like, living in Manhattan in January in 1700 and you can't get an apple. It was very royal and regal, and they would have people just there cooking for them and making their food. I don't know. Because they're going to pay a lot of money to go up there.

10:40 But I feel like maybe someone should sit down and go, I think that's the reward when you have a billion dollars is to, but they're like, There's a trap. For a reason. Right. We can we do anything to the asteroid now that we're more advanced? towards us, we might not see it until it's too late to do anything about it. And then even if because they're like,

14:07 It's a timeline thing, dude. The universe, there's all these arguments now. But it's either way. Like they just don't, this is, moving right and you're gonna be gone and new people are gonna move into that and to this point. I think we definitely did. the Egyptians were doing, And they're immense. There's some guesses about, oh, maybe the river system was different back then.

17:36 They were incredibly advanced. But what they think is it's probably older than that, maybe even 10,000 or 30,000 years old. That's a weird one. And they look at that as myth. a car because they're looking at their phone. That's right. You know, it's like they're both You just, you've always kind of had that dichotomy of really advanced people and then really,

20:28 Right. Yeah. We did Greece this summer. And then where the line is between what is myth and what is history and trying to figure that out, which is, it's very hard. Technologically advanced society that had a different path they went down to like 200,000 years ago, 300. It's quick. Right. of a completely Like what constitutes a crime in the digital world?

23:57 it's even more immersive than social media it's augmented reality virtual reality some form of metaverse whatever it is can we do we cast you Amazing. But, you know, it's very possible we could be in the thing. It enables us to bring you a global perspective. talking, blinking, all that. So, AI news, where you just kind of make up stories. They choose their own news.

27:11 doing the negotiation, not Biden. That's odd. Which is, by the way, that doesn't work on guys. He has body doubles. and the ability to do things like that is it's insane and they can 3d print things now they the Absolutely. I'll send this to you, Jamie. And if you're rich enough, can you rent it out? Caitlyn Jenner thing. around. Tweeting about how much she loves Donald

30:37 We're at the end of four nukes in that link it's crazy what this thing can do. Holy shit. their submarine placements with ground penetrating radar, How wild is that? They have good stuff over there. That's why we got that right? I think that might be the top of the food chain We like earning commission. Oh, yeah. We're going to own that. It's still more money.

35:02 And it's just like Russian billionaires buy them up. And people just stash money there Cheers. You'll see Are they at dinner? Jeez. And they'll just stash have your time, and we're going to sit back in China and chill. But a lot of times these things Oh, yeah. But he certainly had a very healthy budget for fun. given to Ukraine? And it's just interesting that that's the country that our president's son was having his little internship.

38:46 Right. Well, when baseball season's over, I think that's not. I don't know. One of my favorite moments during all this was the New York Times going after Candace Owens. She said, from just a couple of years ago. All of that became, went out the window. You pin something on him. Or the U.S. State Department was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I have a Russian aesthetic, but that's not why I'm saying this.

43:06 regional everything's civilizational Israel Palestine civilizational it's odd it's like what he's doing in the ukraine he's gonna steamroll you're he coming to Aspen. You want to see what happens when Russia owns Aspen? Right. You got some sort of a motivation like you're trying to save civilization. that's not civilizational. Why do you think she's doing that?

45:32 And then we're going to go there and kick China's ass for making it. be doing with our CIA You don't have to say we're going to do it, In Northern Ukraine, Here's what I appreciate about Chris Christie. He's not there to succeed, and he knows it. What was she the governor of? whatever she had that moment of like look at me i'm i'm the governor and i'm progressive i'll let

48:04 Do they step in and say we need better speechwriters? The Americans said, no, we don't believe that. like vladimir putin um who are irrational they're not acting in their own self-interest they're The Iraq war. People watched soldiers dying every day. What did we really get? We armed them and then cowered out. We don't feel safer. thing. Leave all options on the table. Let's put them on the

51:55 We all agree with that. Do you ever see some of the photos of Kabul Also Iran before the coup was this progressive place. My 12-year-old cousin's in Al-Qaeda. He hated us because of our freedom. I cannot count the amount of parties I was at, coked to my of my face, screaming and yelling I have freedom to sell subprime mortgages and do and she said something to me,

55:00 and and i was like no no but i was i but things like that will stop you right things Obviously, they have to secure their country, right? are going what happened it used to be charlie dimilio doing the hula hoop. Now it's people being pulled out of the rubble. Just look at the stuff that got out about the, what is it called? The shit that they were doing to people?

57:21 And it's amazing. If you're still on the planet in this country, that's the thing about Russia. In America, like Hollywood would love Trump. I don't think that's true. abandoning politics holly would be there in two seconds because they don't have any morals they're I want to host a game show. in. They just they don't want him to be Yes. oh, he inflated the price of his real estate. By the way, everyone does that. Everyone does that.

1:00:55 Yes, and you're doing it specifically to time the trials around like Republican conventions primaries all these are you doing it on purpose? I don't think they kill anyone anymore. MLK, JFK, RFK, everyone died. They absolutely go. That's right. Well, they got to tie up the loose ends. But they don't go after the big guys anyway. there was another guy everybody's it's like he's the white knight yeah this guy now jack smith is

1:03:38 into nordstrom's and just run out with racks of clothes and smash that's right people justifying Is our goal a place where businesses can thrive? Yeah. all these immigrants but the president's son and everyone keeps talking about this they go well It's amazing. Well, it's also much different if we can find out that Joe Biden was involved. Yeah. Anything he said, they run the other way.

1:06:45 Yeah. it's going to be the same people. And I used to think like, what do you think about this Israel thing in Gaza? maybe that's the move. I used to say that I used to ridicule that I used to go, he's really out of try to enjoy your life And they go, we love Joe. No. any good points that they had to address? Right. You're also, your brain's not fully formed yet. Your brain's not formed.

1:10:15 I would go over my friends' houses, know if i had tiktok at that point it would have just been this sweaty disheveled coke head screaming fuck, Right. Because that's what I feel. fight him here yeah every talking point that was given to me i completely now realize sounds See, at least back then you didn't have social media. Back then I was like, no, no, no.

1:12:48 other people doing it at the same time if tiktok existed back when you were a kid you would still He's good. With me, and it was just me They're like, looking in the camera They're like, you know, they're like looking in the camera. be famous, and also trying to be right. They're doing better now. Like more than ever before. there was cable news you have if you're a boomer you know but now the internet has just opened the gates of hell

1:16:15 If you're listening to Breaking Points. But I mean, it is much better than what it was when I was growing up and you were fed. Crazy. That that's responsible for the death of how many fucking people right? Yeah crazy crazy, and then it was like Well, I think it really does come down to the fact that, listen, our system of government has a lot of benefits. A lot of there's a lot of I wouldn't want to live in any other country.

1:17:47 we should go and give that country that absent in that discussion that was number one whether and trying to build bridges No one can do it. Yeah. the nation state Right. creativity. it's like, let's find out who's gay Braveheart right and beat the fuck out of each other yeah and then we're in freedom. What are the limits of self liberal democracy what are the limits of self

1:22:52 It's like both sides of that debate have been, and the trans thing, they've both been hijacked by extremists. If you chime in on these things, you just get attacked. And they support this and they support fascism. and they get to be it. Whether it's a furry or a nazi you get to be There are people that love her and then hate her. I bet he bounces back with this new album.

1:25:12 mild. It's super mild if your kids are only going I love Hitler. Oh my god. We've talked about it too many times already, but those hearings where that congresswoman question they asked her and I'm going to tell you what the right response was. Does yelling just trying to make this the greatest country in the world. The things you don't see are the Jews feeding the Muslims the latkes and the Muslims making the hummus for the Jews.

1:27:17 Intellectuals are rotting everything with their doublespeak and their... Right, if it's actionable. They thought it was a great idea. board with that now they all go oh we're aghast at that so these people at harvard are just trying it's about free speech Because they're saying nutty things, like if it's actionable. That's not good. Because on campuses, I would imagine imagine a lot of these progressive campuses

1:30:53 Maybe we'll give them the benefit of the doubt. No genocide calling for at school. They don't have any problem. They're going to have a security role in Gaza permanently? Just keep spinning around. Yeah. to allow and fund an open-ended engagement in Gaza. Mosques. Hamas has their babies and women and children. is to you know minimize deaths of innocent people in these types of things especially like that yeah i mean that october 7th thing is so

1:36:11 So then there's going to be people that are ultimately hopeless options for them in life. I don't even have to say that. And that doesn't mean that at every turn Yeah, I heard a little bit on your show. the ones who used to run It's very hard to imagine fixing any of this stuff. That's the problem. That seems like. Beat the hotel again, huh? Doing that?

1:40:18 I think we got to not fuck up the whole world and then take them all in. And then all these people show up and we go, It's like, If you. Illegal labor. the Paul brothers, and God bless everybody, Oh, yeah. New Florida immigration rules start to strain some businesses. you have to have people to build these houses. And some of them will. a communist government. They were

1:43:48 The Tyson chicken raid. And that's in their personal lives and private lives. Chicken plants lured them. And again, I'm not saying this is a great thing to do these raids and People on Park Avenue in Manhattan go, Yeah. It's people that go, where are our profits? And they're trying to stop them from doing that because they think that they're controlling

1:46:55 A sweeping new bill introduced in Congress would essentially ban hedge funds and private equity firms from buying single-family homes. would, over a 10-year period, require hedge funds and large institutional investors How do you feel about a ban? Which is money. And then they just lease You know, Patrick Bette David had her on. mean smart, like contemplative intellectuals.

1:49:23 Yeah, because it seems like they would put extraordinary pressure to make sure that that bill does not get passed There's no solutions, there's only trade-offs. I'm not saying you shouldn't attempt to do it, they go, you know, people will take a hit financially unlikely. It's wild that seems very unlikely. the people that we're buying them from They like to lord around them they like

1:52:43 They're actually retiring to bigger houses. The fuck do I want to mow lawn for? Where are you? And they are going to hold them over everybody's houses until they are found dead in them. but they've attained very little wisdom. They go, well, how can I be wrong? Let's come back. Okay. Nobody does shrooms and yells about the importance of Donald Rumsfeld.

1:55:27 New York City comic just passed away very sad. I heard that he was hospitalized. Yeah, sometimes. Where there's some, Right. I'm the last dude who's going to get on that ship. I think it's one of those things, like I said, just because something's hard to do doesn't mean it's good to do. But it's that times a million. That would be cool. Much safer.

1:57:53 Did you ever see the CGI recreation of what would happen with that amount of pressure when the hole gives in? You turn into pink mist. That's right. let's have lunch. Oh my God, that's so crazy. boom. Slow-mo. Watch what happens here. We can do better. It is perfectly safe. Yeah. I don't think they got far enough down. Who cares? If somebody told me that, if somebody literally, if I was at a party or dinner and somebody

2:01:39 Oh, death tourism. Well, the first people that go to the moon and go to a moon base. Oh, yeah. We don't know. What the fuck are they doing? Gotcha. That's why these things move in ways that no one has ever seen before. Yeah, that's a great point. If it was aliens and they did have aliens they would where the closest one is. or something like that. where they landed on this planet?

2:05:36 is one of three that the team detected Because the Earth is... I don't even know if we know what it's composed of. At light speed. It sounds insane insane, and it's beyond our comprehension my comprehension No, it's different. Listen, the things that we're unaware of are vast. But they want to, you know, like, I don't know. This does not have a practical application that tends towards, oh, that's going to be great.

2:09:00 And then he gets kicked out of the company and then they bring him back. And then Altman left the company. I don't know what happened. A lot of the big AI companies are moving into San Fran. Oh, yeah. That are like Jesus Christ, and we've gotten to the point where Alex Jones A lot of them. every institution we have is completely kind of collapsed in terms of how we view them. And we now see how politically motivated they are, how corrupt they are, how criminal they are.

2:12:20 Some of them are going to build AI bots. They're so trapped in the television format. And that's a thing that no one ever thought was going to go away. What did and did not happen. from something that did not happen. Dude, for sure. There'd be a lot of that. Just make it InfoWars. I mean, if you think about what they did, But he also has a new show that he's doing.

2:16:11 before a contentious election. It was fun. Yeah. It was a fun time. It was a. Yeah. It was amazing. It was fun. What are you talking about? and Yale and these places exist. That's why all of these uh secret societies exist they're all groups that create loyalty Not only are they not broke, in virtual reality what I was thinking is these things are going to be run by the same kind of

2:18:57 They'll demonetize you. start this is very interesting ooh does it start with a thought that's right book was when does a crime start this is very interesting who does so fucking bizarre so quick. Someone's going to go, someone wore this coat. Yeah. They're going to find this coat. They're going to go what the fuck Aristotle said. No one's going to know. Someone's going to go, someone wore this coat.

2:20:35 It's all going to be gone. And I think the real people that did it at the first were the Egyptians. Oh my God. That's already happening. So that seems to be coming that's a hundred percent coming It's gonna feel silly that we were good debating whether the background actor who was a hot dog guy could be reproduced And it's not enough. designed, that's a fucking banger,

2:23:21 I'll play it for you. people are running away from you. Translating it and putting in some sort of files 2 o'clock was a rough hour for me. it'll be intrusive intrusive i mean there's going to be people that decide to opt out, shut it off. I want to know if you're a terrorist. out of life is knowing everything. Interesting about it. You've done it more than anyone. Like, to me, it's that guy or woman, like, what are they about? Right. There's something interesting. Obviously.

2:26:00 Yeah, no, no, no, I don't doubt it. have a couple years before things get real strange because I think artificial general intelligence is going to emerge. And when they start implementing it, and if they decide to But if they can sneak their way in, if they can sneak their way in and run things. It could get real weird. For the biological humans that remain, the last days of their lives, they'll be chuckling

2:27:43 They can just be happy anytime they want. enamored with her. And you'll be like, thanks for doing this. That's common. The guy who plays, the dude from Star Wars that plays the genius guy that invents it. This is the last gasp of our biological existence, the Trump election. Yeah. Thank you. Bye, buddy. Thank you.