Joe Rogan Experience #2078 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. that is interesting. You know edging? What edging is, of course? Bureaucratic. if you knew anything about human psychology, They made the most exciting thing boring. You do? And when they do show up, no one's even going to care anymore. That would be so fun. Yeah. So clearly this is an agenda they have. We don't know jack shit.

4:10 But this whole thing seems like what I would also do See if you can find him describing what element, You know, the government's trying to back engineer it, but they have no idea what it is yeah i think that's Absolutely. I mean, we ran all kinds of tests on it, I think some of them are drones. there training and then they're seeing these things. We should see life. Well, we don't see life.

7:59 The strong general AI sent out a beacon or tuned into some aspect of the quantum universe that we don't know about yet, signaling to its brethren in the cosmos that it had been born on this planet. And they're all coming as these kind of midwives to an emergent, hatches this whatever the fuck and some what we're calling a strong general ai right now which then

9:02 that we would eventually get to a point where we'd create an artificial intelligent being. Scramble and spend most of their days Yeah. Maybe it just wants novelty. fuck it up before it gets from that to aliens right it's like we we're not gonna make it there gibberish right they're in a cult and only there's only 100 people that really understand it.

12:44 they would never figure out anything. And nobody can really prove it. Oh, yeah. it to me were you the one who sent me the thing where they asked the ai to generate pictures of a I'll send it. Yeah, that's that. little pink feet. Looks like it's never walked on rocks Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't I didn't ask him We've reached extraordinary levels of happiness in our bunny illustrations.

16:04 even higher level of happiness for the bunny, Looks like, is that an angel over his right shoulder? Oh, it didn't here's an image of a bunny representing a form of joy that surpasses the concept of happiness a level of bliss as it Yeah. This is the end. It's God. That looks exactly like it But you get that too. And it'll just instantly, is like, and then take what you wrote and convert it into a famous writer's writing style it's astounding and we're used to it like people

20:52 Do you remember when all of a sudden people weren't wearing masks? No one wore a mask. It wasn't normal to go everywhere and people were wearing masks outside Right. And we have also this capacity to just accept what's going on based on is everyone around me accepting it? for sure what else would it be other than that? Right i agree man i mean that that thing that might as

23:10 Dun, dun, dun, dun. They bite you. I had a bad experience with someone who had a bunch of bunnies. really smart like it terrifyingly smart i had to like my parents made me let it go in the forest Right. future fuck dude why couldn't look if we really what is the concept of, what is the theory that we came from shrews? So shrews were the oldest of the mammal species that lived 65 million years ago, I think,

25:55 they say things like imagine going back to that shrew and saying hey how do you picture life in be able to like stuff yeah but with exponential growth and what's coming uh the problem is is it's going to happen so fast pentagon's invested in it these are private secret programs what the become quivering slaves no you'll never fucking know it never will and it and if it i would be

29:27 giant leap yeah, so We can shut it off. going to happen it's going to spread everywhere. how quiet things are compared to how monumental it is. it figured out moves that humans haven't figured out yeah and they didn't know it could do that Okay. I mean, if it has all of human knowledge, all of it, everything on the Internet that we've ever posted, all the books we've ever written, all the movies we've ever made.

33:34 There's always some manipulation by bots. You saw that. in the most nonsensical, It might just be curious. that's one of the best ways It is hilarious when somebody is bugling out about the depopulation agenda while drinking in the conspiracy world when the idea of project blue beam or they're going to distract us to do What is Blue Beam? more football or football accident or something you like you need to do aliens you don't need to

37:51 They were going to sacrifice American lives. I mean, I feel like the reason they wouldn't do that The result of that would be people would feel less invested in the world. So this is a flawed system. Right. No, truly, it's a democracy. And then they do start locking those people up. What are you fucking doing? definitely like reading whatever text you're sending it's the most secure has to be the most

42:49 regarding up till a certain point. You fuck with the machine too much, all of a sudden there's all these people in Darth Vader outfits Yeah. Like, so it's state And when it bites, it doesn't let go. How many of them are feds? If you have a group And anyone can join the group Like when people say were there FBI agents Because if they were just there to make sure that, like, look, if someone says, hey, I got a dirty bomb.

45:49 But what if you're like telling people to go in because you want to make arrests? Sure. And then to imagine that these people are functioning on just some baseline level when it comes to achieving this goal or that goal, I think is very naive and very silly and underestimating them in a way that is not going to work for you if you're trying to achieve some kind of actual political change.

47:43 We'll be right back. Hasan was saying like, dude, I'm so much stronger. And I told you, I dreamed. But I lost a lot of weight when I was super fat. but it's got a bar where your hands are facing. chin up, I generally do that too So if I do 10 sets of five, it's easier. Well do you wait a minute do another five and you stop anyway a minute and do another five. And then you stop. And then you wait a minute. And if you do that, like five is not hard to do if you can do 10, you know, or if you do 15.

50:55 And the idea is that strength, whether it's chin-ups or kettlebell routines, is a skill. say if you do 10 cleans and presses instead of 10, fool i wanted everybody like nobody left there wrecked no not that time the only thing that's reducing the earth's gravitational field like you are existing on a planet with less gravity when I do, I understand. I don you know it's I do I understand I

53:53 hard today yeah we all were laughing the entire time yeah that fucking sauna was so fun i was in And I think what's really great about it is it doesn't feel like anybody's taking it for granted. It's so cool. The more you're not hanging out the more depressed you get and then we were talking about technologically how working from home how technology as beautiful as it is to work from

56:06 Yeah, man. they're still locked up in their house they're still terrified to go outside they never whether what are you doing man i mean at what point is it what it's quality of life it's like like even if If anybody who's like stuck on that glue trap, if they like get outside at all, it's a miracle. normalize that and then the next thing you know you're planning and then you kill yourself it's

58:50 And no, I don't think he's not out of it. You know what happened to him, though, man? So he was in India taking this malaria medication. It was the most vivid, horrible dream. And so in a train station in India, he gets complete amnesia. He was so confused and fucking out of it. Dave Foley got on it because his family was going to Africa for a vacation.

1:01:14 with a little tape recorder and dave took his tape recorder away and dunked it in his drink And I was like, dude, I had to keep you from kicking someone's ass dude i can't believe People have permanent damage from this shit. Is it worth getting and getting over it? Bad news. Like, what is that going to do to people? you're a Magus border. Whoa. always get offended because people like isn't that a horse tranquilizer and you want to be like no exactly but it's like first of all if you do get the the animal and it's the academy

1:05:21 and he was telling me about it. But if you don't, it still will have some statistical probability of mitigating your depression. of what you are. And there's some relief from that, that memory of like, oh yeah, I'm not just There's a medical problem. We need to clearly that that's they have a problem there's a medical you get calluses you're having a you're having a rough time long enough some physiological corollary for what you're going through forms inside of you you know and so that's depression i think is the

1:08:30 Yeah, dude. weaker you become yeah it's just pulling you it's literally pulling you into the earth it's literally ball cancer I can't get on like some of the awesome fucking meds I'd like to get on. And nappers out there, if you're doing what I did, you're just sort of like you romanticize the napping thing. I am so lucky I didn't die. but i'm thinking of a seasonal affective disorder maybe some like undiagnosed mania you know i like

1:12:41 fasting blood sugar would be like non-diabetic normal get back to austin and then because i'm in my studio start vaping like an idiot again What could it be? That a lot of these vapes Yeah, but that pacifier is weird because it's only good the first hit or two. I went through another two-day fucking shit withdrawal period and now I don't give a shit about them.

1:14:43 It's sad and weird. When I was in the throes of vape addiction and I saw that, I honestly was like, that seems nice. I don't remember what he said. Yeah, I mean, primitive fucking cigarettes, I'm such an addict, dude. The vape thing, what I like about the vape thing is the first hit. So I would do all my shit in the morning, and then I'd be driving to work, and I'd take

1:17:05 Never fucking there. It's a weird habit because I don't think it does much for you. Like you have to be responsible for yourself. You have to recognize when you have become imprisoned by the damn thing. And it produces astounding imbalance in your life. And then to begin to like pull things out of your environment and see how you feel when they're gone

1:19:46 Yeah. Yeah, man, I think that it's a really... But I do feel like built in... of something. Yeah, yeah. It's in the moment demonstrating to you all the mystical truths, which is, you know, you're stuck. It's a good one. has nothing to do with you but this is this is where it gets really deep this is where it gets really deep is because like the there's like the human reality or relative reality which is everything going on in your life

1:24:21 get sucked into the stuff you're fixating and differentiating. And it's easy to forget. constantly surrounded by distractions and bullshit and all these different things And then another kind of imbalance happens. That's such a defense mechanism. now that's um that's the final bunny that's the final bunny yeah we are the bunny yeah we're And you remember those?

1:28:22 No one saw it coming, man. Nanobots, like transforming our DNA at the molecular level. double x chromosomes and how about you actually have a vagina and tits and you can and dust and it looks like realistic like is that what's going to be happening with these dna we we don't know which is why ai is so hilarious because people are like that thing isn't self-aware

1:30:58 There's theories of consciousness no one fucking knows. If I do that, is that cultural appropriation? general insecurity in most humans because most people at some level understand you're not really Nothing. And then you keep separating with this screw. Do you see them running and stuff? I know it works. Can you lift weights? He was already a big, huge guy, and he decided he wanted to be six inches taller.

1:35:31 can you run? Doesn't look like it's very heavy. steak so i can catch up with the molecular structure change dude it's gonna be a sad day for all the body mod people because it's need a more physical therapy, or I tried running. You know 5'1". Well, you don't care with and whatever this simulation is you fucking you don't get to change that avatar you keep the

1:39:01 What is the long-term history of this? It worked. No problems. he wasn't able to sprint all out but could do stuff a year later Yeah, for sure, wings. down on the stage you don't walk through the curtains do you think you'd even want to go on wizard of earth sea by ursula k lguin and they talked about how there's wizards who can turn I'm going to be a whale.

1:42:00 You don't want to remember I'm God. If everything is one thing? oh my God, this is insanity and we have to change the way we think. it's designed for snow there's snow it's been in this snow-free environment yeah so if we're But we didn't irritate each other. you in the worst way possible and you thought it was real you're getting your feelings hurt over

1:46:09 They don't feel great. Dude. That's just part of it because part of being in the world is you sleepwalk at first because you're waking up from infinity. foundation the love server member foundation he was with ram das in india with neem karoli baba serving yourself if you get too compressed in the identity you start defending you start which is that you wake up in the fucking morning,

1:50:26 And instead of being Evil Dead 2, it becomes some, I don't know, of all people, of all events, of all life, of all thought, of all love, of all hate, of all. life and should the one thing that's killed more innocent people than anything ever and we can't um even imagine a world without it yeah man it's that's Like we would never do that. Insane. With this philosophy, what do you do with the border?

1:54:30 this but i have to come back you're fucking kidding sorry what do we do about the border And then we would just start talking. coordinator at the time and i'm sitting next to you and this is when i think you just started But I was like, you did give me like a sharp look for a second i'm like oh fuck and but that's when we first like that's when i was like we hung out for the very first time and then we

1:56:28 And we were both like, God, fucking damn it, this is crazy. Yeah. Like what I like to do is keep things small and quiet. That one. He's a legitimate scientist, substance in this corrupt fucked up culture right you get locked in jail for the very thing that turned us That's like the people in front of Congress saying that calling for death to the Jews

1:59:17 How are you making the thing that made people? okay all right if you say not to, I guess we can't. You know, like, and you should have like five sessions documented let's make sure we can watch his five sessions. Like, what am I doing? a person when you when you're around them when they're hammered some guys get super goofy when Are you a fun drunk?

2:02:16 Also, they'll know more about themselves and why they wanted to do it in the first place if they still want to do it after it's over. about this cult, Love one fascinating this cult leader When she shed her earthly body for the latest time, authorities found her followers still worshiping it, shedding light on the group many have called a cult. Well, the documentary is spectacular, but what's interesting about it is that, so this person is dying.

2:04:18 this woman and then the cult itself enables her alcoholism. She was a profound alcoholic. presidency. How did they mummify her? they put there really do seem to be gazing into your That's it. She's turning blue. But she was drinking and she was getting hammered all the time. colloidal silver. Dude, it is. So it's a every fucking day. I mean, who has vanished the best?

2:07:59 True. his approval rating goes up that now like stand around and keep eye Fuck that job. I mean, what? It's some grove this isn't it no this isn't it. It's at night. This is something that- Okay. I'll back up. You could go in a second. Look, it's got all the moss and everything on it. But it seems like it's made out of cement, dude. Whatever, it's like got a little space in there. But it seems like it's made out of cement, dude.

2:12:20 No offense, Bohemian Grove members. It's like. That's the funny thing. Is he using a frying pan? I'm sure the security guard was just like, audiotapes are hilarious. Ever hear How many politicians are like that? and worries about reaction to the Washington visit of Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir It's probably hard to find. From the lost Nixon tapes.

2:14:55 It's not coming up right away. I mean, it's pretty cool. Hmm. I mean. bit maybe it starts to get muddier seems like you'd find it right away right i mean i mean can love those of Haldeman and Ehrlichman The Bohemian Grove that I attend from time to time. Yeah. Because Alex Jones only got the distant owl, which is still good footage. Yeah. No one knows where the fuck it is.

2:17:56 yeah like what are you freaks up to dude they flew the one i went to they flew f what are they It was like, shoo, shoo. I would do that if I was a fighter pilot. It becomes a thing that they look forward to. like that is possible too and the fact that it's hard to get there and a difficult terrain And so it's a mystical – I mean, I'm telling you, it's a mystical place.

2:21:02 be an easy thing to do and people are definitely going to resist. That's the thing that you have to be like really aware of. You know, like remember there was a joke that Trump was talking about buying Greenland? Who the fuck is that much awareness as a president to do that? to advertise and control politicians, and all the for that to happen. You need some kind of... Or a disaster. Or a fucking disaster. Good luck. I mean, you need space colonization for that to happen.

2:22:37 Collective consciousness shift. when did you first start working on the store um late 90s oh yeah I've been there for a long time. Something like that. They hadn't done their studies yet with MDMA. Like not just decriminalizing it, but decriminalizing it and setting boundaries for use. I don't know how they know that though. There's ayahuasca tourism.

2:25:31 Right like we're saying like how can you say it's illegal like how are you making it a leak? thing is like if you you know judge a tree by its fruit i love what you're pointing out there And that's exciting to think about. Just like the truth and fiction and narrative and bullshit and what you want to believe versus what's really true. want to keep them doing what we're doing just constantly arguing about the dumbest shit

2:29:07 Well, that's what they liked about COVID. ever see the video of someone bitching about seatbelt laws yes I love it it's Exactly. Like, listen to this. It's been proven that when you make it difficult for people in their lives, Isn't it just wild that he thinks that way? And I know millions of people have read that book now. But it's not reviewed. And using the same language.

2:32:41 They never do that. they don't get the actual data. I don't even think that. They might not, but the hospital itself can implement certain rules and regulations the other fixes the damage from the poison. Isn't that nuts? Boy, wouldn't you do it if yacht. Yeah. biggest drugs, how much of an increase Someone was talking about it. It's an uptick that if it was anything else,

2:36:49 about science was, And you don't have to wear Don't investigate. like soft, sweet. Money takes over military. We've got partners in the Green Deal. Don't you want to reduce deaths? And we just decide to stop your car and don't even tell you why we stopped your car. Perhaps one of your tweets. about Hillary Clinton about the voting that yesterday. He just posted a meme. He did

2:40:16 Yeah. The fucking e-car thing, man. Oh, fuck. On their website, it's part of what they sell. if a woman got kidnapped with her cute little kid. I feel like it's a General Motors thing. no one will ever hack that and use it for Oh, no. On the security guard? most cops are just fucking people of all cops they're just Every fucking night. Oh, what a horrible job.

2:44:22 For sure. And then there was another one where they didn't realize this guy had a gun. He shot one of the cops and the other cop unloaded on him. Didn't look like an ex-con. that they're so sick of it and they like it's the funniest thing to watch them like deal with Why was what's this blood coming from like who who hit this person who you know what happened here?

2:46:54 shit and uh so what because what that does is uh if you do get busted uh that if you do this just Good to know those steps. then that's kind of your fault Okay. Yeah. And I'm going to be at the Denver Comedy Works at DuncanTrussell.com.