Joe Rogan Experience #2080 — John Reeves Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience How's things cracking? So the museum dumped bones that belong to your property out there in the East River, that I read on your show. I think Dirty Water Don and those guys found three so far. Dirty Water Don. A research vessel? But I know he found that. So this is his Instagram is Dirty Water Dawn on Instagram. The 40s. this is the first time that people have actually gone looking for things, correct?

3:25 Well, when Drew and Elora and I and my wife went to New York a few years ago, Well, I went there to the Explorers Club to show the documentary. Because I don't think they ever envisioned somebody like me owning this company. Yeah, because, you know, stand-up comedy is a truly American art form. not even them. You got to think this is all done in the 1940s. Everybody who did is probably dead.

5:44 So do you have lawyers involved? that there's no other way they could have gotten there. Wow. What a weird way to talk. sent everything. They weren't supposed to Fairbanks Exploration. crates, the wooden crates and everything else. And what are they doing with them? Nothing. They're I only got 20 pieces. is a layer of carbon, a layer of dark carbon that seems to indicate a mass fire.

9:46 Some of them with, like, broken leg bones that seemed to have died because of an impact or the force of the impact? So there might be enough in there for two dryas events. Because of this time that we pass through this comet shower. And the problem with this deposit, now, I got to be careful what I say after last time. His name's Albert. It's even small.

12:40 And we moved the pump and everything back down to where we started 15, 16 years ago. Yeah. 190. And I look around my truck to see what I got in it. But I go over there and introduce myself to this guy. And I just wanted to come by and introduce myself. I said, well, now you're a boner. And then they came back the next weekend. This is the one that I carbon dated.

16:13 But set it on its end there, other end. I would imagine to get to the marrow. People have always eaten the marrow, and that's how they do it. This was 100 years before Fairbanks was No, I agree with you. Maybe they had some vodka and they poured it in there. Yeah. interesting so what do you think is going on i have no idea does anybody have a theory there's

19:11 None. and some hand tools Everybody's very happy. old that is or where that's from skinning rock the skinning rock so And it went all the way into the lower 48. Sent them to New York City. Because they never found any elk bones. Ah. because these museums are run by these academics, Sue us. We'll stump break you. What does that mean? Bend you over a log and we'll break you.

23:46 He's the majority whip, and he's making efforts to get the bones back to Alaska from the state of Alaska. Sure. and the answers to the extinction event are within the bones. the stratigraphic information. How not? How not? I mean, me just finding your Instagram page, I was like, Jesus Christ, like, We're trying to figure out how to display Once I get a ranch out here, I'll do that.

27:04 It is old as fuck. This is an extraordinary place. And that's just what we found. everybody, look, until we get our bones back from the bowels of the AMNH, nothing's going to get Recovered tens of thousands and thousands of bones, They had so many of them, and they said, Sort of like when we send money to Ukraine. We could have built a gas line from the North Slope to the lower 48

31:31 No. We got half, a little bit more than half, that think this president we got should be impeached. Boy. Yeah. have they given any sort of an explanation of what they did with that saber-toothed tiger skull? In that case, I think the guy never even got back to the museum. They didn't own them. Yeah. Just like that. He probably bought yours. How many of them do they have that are fully intact out there in the wild?

34:57 Yesterday, Drew and I were going, hey, let's drive out and look at the farms This place is booming. That's a good question. I went to the UT game. It's like a religion out here. well, let's just look around a little bit more. And he said, it's not uncommon. It's just it doesn't seem to be any management of what's going on. It's a weird time. Yeah. Good luck. Have me sitting here. And we'll be guessing what we're going to talk about. Yeah.

38:06 I don't think AI there's certain aspects And the other thing But it is real. And there's some sort of weird explanation Nothing faster than the speed of light. That's not just some guy making that shit up. That's such a massive thing to think about. It's in the, something along those lines. This is the real speculation. So they are here all the time.

42:32 This is the only time right now. and I think these are different supermassive black holes right they're Watch how it speeds up here. Ton 618. Which is weird that, like, the universe is so big, Maybe it's a subatomic particle. if you constantly expand further and further out, That universe is a brain cell of that thing. That's just how it's sort of designed.

47:06 And that without that strife, without the problem, And maybe that's like an engine to further encourage innovation and to further Yeah. Going, oh, no. Why would you make that virus? So you can study them? We got shit going on. It's unfortunate that we have to live like that and think about that. I don't know. And it's a very famous piece that was written by Smedley Butler.

50:57 I spent 33 years in active military service. I thought I was doing the right thing. I thought I was protecting the world. Real simple. brutal and that's all they wanted to do yeah you know i went off on this a little bit recently three inches of skin, leather, Short-faced bear will go after a baby mammoth, but not a big wooly mammoth. Hey, you leave us alone, we'll leave you alone, but let's work together.

54:05 because they don't know either no it's a lot of speculation and until the younger dryas impact And they had something along those lines that they would throw a spear with. I don't think so either. What do you say, boys? have permafrost tunnels they stay frozen year-round there's no electricity there's no Yeah, it was found frozen. You got a photo of this thing?

56:56 You know about this? Brought them out to the boneyard and showed them some of the stuff we got. the person telling you is probably a clone. Yeah. to clone Jesus. I've seen pictures of it. That looks like a guy I saw just outside the hotel last night. Is a length of linen cloth that bears a faint image of the front and the back of a man, has been venerated for centuries, especially by members of the Catholic Church, as the actual burial shroud used to wrap the body of Jesus of Nazareth after his crucifixion, and upon which Jesus' bodily image is miraculously imprinted. The human image on the shroud can be discerned more clearly

1:00:47 So the documented history of the Shroud dates back to 1354 when it was exhibited Defenders of the authenticity of the shroud have questioned those results usually on the basis the samples tested forever but now I'm back our site is called Clone Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. Don't you guys have bigger problems? Yeah, your folks were telling you don't do that and you did it anyway.

1:03:31 It would have no motivation to be the kind of person that I am today who is motivated, at least in part, by neglect. That's it. Come on back. Yeah. Just talking. What do you think we just have conversations. It's just me and him. Just talking. That's also why it resonates with people. There's just too much nonsense. That's modern phony talk. I don't have to deal with an institution.

1:06:46 This shit's going on real time. When we found that, I'm going, holy shit. Okay, now we got a real problem. Could you? I mean, if you put them up for auction? This is mine? I love it that it's actually the bone. Who knows? It seems like it belongs here for whatever reason. They wrote a constitution with that shit. Of the 300,000 we found, that's the only one I ever carbon dated.

1:09:37 But 50,000 is about as reliable as you can get on carbon-14. Where are the people? That's – Cut the shit. Yeah I mean come on guys under the craziest of circumstances. It might be natural that a symmetrical face with eyelids and Come on. gravel pits and mines everywhere how could paleontologists with a straight face say that's Yeah. I have my friends at AMNH there.

1:13:34 And we said, we had this deal lined out 22 years ago. Blah, blah, blah. It has to be abated. Fuck this dirt tramp. bones and that's just one day right that's just one day yep i mean we'll go and scroll down because Yeah, a guy on top of a mammoth. You can ride elephants. Scroll down a little bit, Jamie. Well, we don't know yet. And that's been a few years ago.

1:16:24 I gave it to the museum up there. I said, here, you unbelievable, well-preserved. What is that to the right? Okay. An Usyk? O-O-S-I-K. Fossilized walrus bone. Yeah. Wow. Steve Rinella told it to me when he gave it to me. How do you remove it? Yes, sir. we're starting to find all kinds of shit. the AMNH. This is all your stuff I can sell it if I want to.

1:20:02 Something big going on. That one? Can you fill me up? Yeah, dudes are archaeology. So if somebody did find that, they'd have to go to the troopers and fill out a report. Get out of here. Yeah. I don't know about those. There's many versions of human beings that coexisted, apparently, and Homo sapiens were the... human being. Not a Neanderthal, not a Homo sapien. Something different. More than 100,000 years ago,

1:24:41 Jesus Christ. Wow. They confirm what scientists saw... including a basic one. Oh, wow. Hybrid bone reveals in live science. has revealed the first known hybrid of these groups. A new study concludes the finding how many they have Wow. Well, that's what's really crazy is that the sheer amount of material that you guys have excavated is just a drop in the bucket of what's still there.

1:28:41 from because it's a clay and you can't wash it very good. yesterday is climate change it's always going to be a climate changing You know, we don't have to be assholes. You're just not. Like you could predict it every year. It's always been up and down. And they've tried to say that these things are natural, naturally occurring. origin, 85 feet underwater, the southern coast of Ryukyu Islands in Japan. They would fit right in

1:32:18 Wild stuff. Yeah. If they get a steady population of them in Russia, someone for sure is going to say, we're involved in the fossilized ivory market a little bit Like I said, this is an adorable little hobby. pays for itself Oh, yeah. On a silver chain. I want to give something to his wife. A little gold. To being converted into jewelry. Yeah. smoking weed off of a mammoth bone.

1:36:54 I'm going to see him. If you want me to give them to him, I'll give them to him, That's pretty badass. That's beautiful. Yeah. They're little ivory shards. And last but not least, for you and Jamie. I'm scared of golf. Oh, wow. I don't have the time. The nine holes leads to me being a fucking golf junkie. That's Elora's stuff. It is amazing that you could, there's so much stuff that you could make things, make jewelry

1:39:56 It's a really cool material to work with. It's beautiful. You can do it. He makes them when he wants to. But have you found one that has mammoth ivory? So that's mammoth ivory joint. yeah it's probably some of the fucking Android phone or some shit from the Yeah. All that stuff probably got dumped in the East River. Is it mistakes made in the field meaning that the bones got damaged?

1:43:36 And they know it. And they talk about hundreds and hundreds of them shipped there. It's not like I'm afraid of getting wet or dirty. old? I found a few that looked like it. Mm-hmm. So it's right next to it. That's the carbon layer. i wonder if they did a core sample what what they would. Imagine if they did that and they said 11,800 years. Oh, yeah.

1:46:59 Well, they were so fast because there was a North American cheetah that lived here. And we have those up north. Wow. So was there supposed to be a North American lion as far as the? That's a very important piece. The problem is it scares them. Don't go under there. Right. Yeah. And it collapsed Wow. 2.1, Albert. look at it while it's doing it sometimes we'll hang out if we see something coming up we'll aim

1:51:08 But generally speaking, That's because we don't know what that is. Yeah. How old is that? organ in a mammoth. Like if you were above them on a cliff or something like that, you could sneak up and throw spears down. But remember, the steppe had no trees, no wood. So maybe some nomadic people traveled with spears they had gotten from somewhere else Then you'll have a few years where the wolves disappear

1:54:29 I've got a creek now with two packs of wolves on it that when I invited you to go hunting on. Good luck, guys. We're driving down to look at a cut. How bad does it smell when you start excavating? But here's the other caveat to that. As soon as It's just massive amounts of time that I don't have. Did you get a bunch of people that reached out to you

1:56:52 when it's all hands on deck, when something And we got the other half the next day. How do they do that? dinosaurs right they'll have some pieces and then they the rest of it is just kind of bullshit Yeah. Yeah. all at once. The glaciers melted and the wind came in and blew all that stuff, deposited itself on the gravels. Yeah, I think he's right too.

2:00:12 made those but robert shock who's the guy who uh was a geologist from boston university who did made it an Egyptian head. And they think that because the head of the Sphinx is much smaller Yeah, insane. it's like whoo what was going down in egypt i gotta think elon musk has come back he might We don't know what methods they used. Like, who the fuck did that?

2:03:34 or refix things or try to update things there's also the hieroglyphs which is really fascinating are myth. Why do you think it's myth when it gets back 30, 40,000 years ago? I bet that's not myth. stuff, and then it keeps going and going and going in whatever direction some of our genius heads in. Right. Then it's under the 1700s, there's more than the early 1800s.

2:06:30 Right. Didn't go 20,000 years before that. more difficult to make. If we're lucky. Imagine a 20-year-old John with the brain of you now, Right. me that you got right now. Best case scenario. They took hundreds and hundreds of thousands of bones to New York City. He said, sure. In America. It was on that show. In June of 1892, he slashed wages, evicted workers from their company houses, stopped negotiating

2:11:48 He went out to the West Coast. It's always been the fucking bane of mankind. They just don't want to return them. Let's go out and plunder and bring it back home. Anyways, he ended up with a doctorate and the streets named after him up in Fairbanks. And you know what they say about. It's there. yeah they probably the people that are there right now probably don't even go in those boxes

2:15:05 They found them in North Dakota because some guy was trying to track them down. I could litigate this if I want to. questions. Went to AM&H. but they know People come in, they raise hell, then they go away. Carbon date them up here. Get your ass in Alaska and set up a research. So just stop doing this bullshit. Let's just do the right thing here, boys.

2:18:01 Right. Right. do you think that there's just like these wealthy people It's gold, right? You can melt all the gold down that's ever been mined on the planet. Right, the whole world's. And they sell out as soon as they put them up for sale. Limit two per membership. He was 91 years old. a man well-known locally for his passion for collecting and global travels.

2:21:56 I'm trying to find more info on exact things that they pulled out of there, but I didn't Yeah, look at that hammer. He's not the only one. They have a lot. These remains were removed from a burial ground in the Inwood neighborhood of Manhattan Because if they did, I just think there's got to be some in there. collected several Panthera atrox skulls in a local locality originally found in 1803 gold miners.

2:25:07 No, phallid. Holy shit. Yeah. It seems like they should play ball. I couldn't do it without you. If I don't know it, I'll make some shit up. So I posted that cover today in case Jamie wanted to look at it. Early man in eastern Beringia, late Pleistocene and early Holocene artifacts and associated fauna recovered from the Fairbanks Mining District in Alaska.

2:28:23 They wrote it. Though it only took two days for AMNH to issue It's insane. there's a layer of this shit that indicates we got hit. And they go, well, you're not going to have work in the industry anymore. That is what's really crazy. carbon dated all your? No, it's not my job. Well, have you done this and have you done that? What You're going to be a boner.

2:32:30 Yeah. My kids do it. out about this because of social media, what a weird time to be alive. Not just social media, Sweet Jesus, I might build a political base. I might have enough people that can contact their legislators. They should play ball. They should get involved in this. themselves a service doing this. This is a big disservice. And did you just invite me back for

2:35:46 It's good for the world. just that bone with the human face carved in, And they clearly were. you walk around in this shit, motherfucker, I don't know. I think that makes sense You know, this is, like I said, this is my cause. you're right. So I also like to think that there's a certain degree of what you do goes into the presentation of what you do.

2:38:52 So the clerk says, I only got one room left. you get for it? He goes, 30 bucks. He goes, you overcharged him by five bucks. He gave So let's do the math on this one. Right. They paid $30. But where did that other $1 go? Maybe you're thinking that right now. I understand. It doesn't matter where the other dollar went. It's part of the story of the animals.

2:42:35 And when we talk about it in December of 2024 for the last podcast of 2024, They're going to like this one too. What are the odds of that? But somebody else comes along, These other guys might find that. to drink. These guys got to get She was in New York, and she went along for the ride. The mother load is still out there. You're the man. My pleasure.