Joe Rogan Experience #2081 — Tony Hinchcliffe Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Yep. We're pumped. my biggest mistakes ever is like i get high and then i get dressed it's a terrible idea My homie Bones Eye that makes all those leather joke books on Kill Tony just showed me one that he's almost finished with, Cody Garbrandt gave me a gold chain that his jeweler made, and on one side is my face, Yeah. You know, like when Mike Tyson was fat, one of the things that he said, he did want to work out.

2:59 Yeah, there it is. That's a good gateway. It's like they just, they're so tuned in. He's just, my friend Mike says they're all love sponges. You feel bad. You feel bad. the hills all the time. Some dogs, they get in the car, and that's why they like to stick their head out the window. it down to the green room and it was like one of those old soldier reunion videos oh it was unbelievable she never forgets it was great yeah when a dog really loves

5:58 and you want you to carry him. Wow. Then pet me. Keep rubbing me, bitch. generally like they're a little weirded out He's not scared of people. But it's something else, some other bird. It's pretty cool because the security camera is very high resolution. I don't want to do it. And you came and sat down and were like, if you only ate like one of my chickens don't eat all my chickens motherfucker because then i have

9:02 Really? Really? Yeah. Loved jumping. You'd be freaked out. That's one of the more exciting things about hunting in mountain lion territory. So for that, you have like a pistol on your side though. Yeah. You should keep a pistol if you're in mountain lion you have almost no chance so for that you have like a pistol on your side though yeah you should keep a pistol if you're in

11:35 I think that's a stag. that's not a big one coastal brown bear. full day and you can't manage your way through that brush in the dark it's too And so they said, let's sit down and eat lunch before we pack out. And someone hears something. they were all just eating sandwiches Wow my friend Remy said he No. There's that spray that they use. the bear.

15:35 He's like. Because like a black bear is a different animal black bears look you like who are you you can eat me? And the one I saw, man, he wasn't even that big. That's the thing about them that's so crazy. and they were going to war, It's an impossible number. This is all my food. And they do, like, position themselves to hold you down. There's no Paul Craigs of the bear world.

19:16 And Chappelle said he judoed me and Jimmy. Yeah, watch this. Well, no, it's like, you know, It's checkmate right there. Yeah. I was like, this is crazy. Oh, so funny. His stand-up was so good. He would just start to, he didn't There's Sam Kinison. Yeah, sure, K. Jennifer Lopez is like, how much talent do they have on that fucking show? It was like an intellectual thing, right?

23:43 sitting at that desk facing down that hallway, Oh, yeah. became the talent coordinator i'm like who the fuck is this guy yeah when i first talked to because Lil Hobo was a guest on Kill Tony care i asked duncan yesterday i go hey i want little hobo to make a video that's gonna air about how I'm not gonna do this Hold on a second. He we listen to it? Yeah

26:48 But it's not just about the physical. It made it less than a minute, he said. I'd love a story like that I mean I'd And infections can fucking kill you, man. You know, some dudes, they get real fat and then they lose the weight and then they look great and ripped. Okay. What does that weigh? So he lost 270 pounds. out food altogether. So doctors happily agreed to monitor his progress. Oh, so he did it with

30:26 Wow. In the final few months, he began to have a pinch of sugar or milk in his tea Angus eventually called it quits Yeah, that's weird. That's pretty amazing. It's weird that they switched to pounds there at the end. Yeah, that is weird. Oh. 196. So he only gained 16 pounds from eating. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, UK. We did. Is that correct? They're still kicking them out there.

33:24 First commercially successful internal combustion engines created by, say that guy's name. ones that are filled with air it's a stupid thing first commercially So one guy created it and the other guy Oh, no shit. Yeah. It's insane. You want to work out with The Rock today? I'm like, yo. and it was like we grew up together it was like we're brothers and sisters because we are all

36:01 I said, I was just being goofy. He beat guys that were seven feet tall. and he would do this. So when you throw yourself through the air. And the reason why I like Bob Backlund, I'm like, I bet Bob Backlund would fuck all these dudes up. How bad is that for your knees? Oh, man. who looks like a regular athlete like this oh yeah this is him way i remember seeing him

38:56 It's a fucking insanity. The old sunset flip. Lex Luger's so mad. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, this is pre-Everybody's a Star. their face-off where they're truly eye-to-eye is legendary. And I remember going, Jesus Christ, he was so big. and I got to interview him. Oh, fuck it. I was like, there's no other way to handle this. One of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, sports and entertainment, huge personality, the one and only Hulk Hogan.

42:04 We're gonna see some Hulkamania on Spike TV. On January 4th, TNA Impact, we're going wide open. everybody. We're coming after The maniacs are coming. You know you want to watch him on TV. What you gonna do, brother? up front. Right back to it. That was good. It's an interesting position that you make look easy, interviewing those guys after fights,

43:55 crazy he's built like he's gigantic he looks like a superhero in a movie all the time all the time I was in a sauna at 185 degrees sitting in between The Rock and Joe Rogan. I go, let's just, let's just, he goes, I love it. I'm like, let's just, let's have some fun. Yeah. Which is very impressive. for 20 minutes. he's so funny And I told him at the end, we were like, you got to stay an extra 30 seconds, bro.

46:12 a cookie it's so funny to keep an eye on because i love it you know i like i know my vices right You're not investing in that kind of property, that kind of machinery. It's time to lose weight. When he first got on Weight Watchers Joey was like fucking regular scales don't work They're all dead. You shouldn't have. And I could just see the top of her head because she was like behind the espresso machine.

48:54 Did you find it? I love that you can save things Oh, yeah. I found it, Jamie. allow it to stay on. he's dead join me on my fat positive radio show which didn't last long because she died It's a constant tax on your body I was saying that to Stavros He's a big boy. You'd be so strong. so that we could take a few weeks off after these arenas and so I'm

52:33 like okay we have this and everybody wanted it and everybody needed it and it makes her look good She knows what's up. Yeah, they're going hard after people that went into the Capitol. trouble yeah it's um not good to brag about breaking into the fucking capital um i was first She only entered a public section of the building, not a private office or any other restricted area.

54:46 Owen, I forget how to pronounce his last name. and spreading baseless claims of election fraud to hundreds of thousands of viewers. led rioters and chants. Got everybody to go in there. The guy that did Ex Machina just did a new movie called Civil War. That Ex Machina is one of my all-time favorite movies. We just try to stay out with what we see on the news.

57:32 Every instinct in me says this is death. We're American, okay? You tell me he doesn't have a Trump flag on his truck? I think anybody who was in the Confederate Army. They're going to go, we have to show America that we're more woke than, we're more aware Threat to what? are for. That's what the campaign trail is for. And when they stand in front of the people

1:01:22 Yeah. Four to three. Because it wouldn't affect his ability to be on the primary ballot, according to what this is saying. who is a way better president by everyone's account, And on top of that, there's a bunch of shit that he's involved with that looks super sketchy. that we are funding a percentage of their schools, their elected officials. their government I think so that's what this person was saying I don't know if

1:04:40 some insane amount of money, rebuilt Maui many times over. this is going to raise inflation. But if we spend this money in America and we fix all these problems, the next generation coming up, we've showed statistically we will be 20 percent better off. If there was that and this was our dispute, Van Jones. Trump opened up the door to that kind of shit.

1:06:56 People are like, yes, talk like a real person. beat the video game now we need a new video game you know what i mean and trump was that a real I go a long way because I'm like an old man on Instagram. Okay. yeah i'm trying to find i like uh i think it's thieves getting fucked or robbers getting fucked There's none. AI is insane. It's all CGI. You remember that?

1:10:40 So it takes like a long time Look at that. So what happened was that volcano went off Is that Mount St. Helens? Hastings. And he starts saying, hey, I think people are following me. He had an electric car, right? And so this guy, Michael Hastings, this is like the conspiracy theory. Look how fast he's going. Okay. It wasn't a self-driving car? No, no, no, no, no, no. But it was on Sunset. No, no, he was going down La Brea South, I believe. Okay.

1:14:03 All you'd have to do is just make it accelerate. You wouldn't necessarily have to point it towards a tree oh yeah you You just have to control the accelerator. I know it was a Mercedes, but I don't know the actual year the car was. 13 years. Which they probably did. But the dirty secret about You're on amphetamines. That's a weird way to kill yourself.

1:16:42 That would have been the classy way to do it when he had a chance. But that's what they do in that world. And that guy was beloved. Yeah. Wouldn't it be better to, like, instead of, like, some backhanded shit that he's saying It is wild. Come on, UFC. You got to do better comes on and ruins it. Come on, UFC. She's gone because of him. I mean, it's like literally a Kill Tony guest.

1:19:01 Ugh, look at her. It's for that. I was like, oh, shit, don't make me cry, Leon. Why did they all look alike? Riley Gaines is that lady that lost to Leah Thomas. And so she makes a video in response showing all the awards that she's won. sports center right now you've seen this right yes since 1930 of course it goes this way this way this way this So against the narrative that the Liberals were correct that they're willing to ignore

1:22:46 Yeah, it's impossible. even though they've got COVID five times, We know a guy. Yeah, this is. Did you know that we're gonna turn him it's gonna be and and sure enough there's a good one on the number two or three spot that says new uh covid The new one is always jumping the old one. Okay. The news never tells you, hey, time to get in shape. That's the only way you can fix this. We to get chemicals. Chemicals injected into your body.

1:26:37 Yeah, it's wild. He's going to come on the podcast. fun to watch play pool just a real uh what at boston slash new yorkers slash connecticut yeah oh, shit, that's maybe my best impression is Tommy Jr. What are we doing? Look at it. Stay close. Yeah. wow he was a killer yeah but but it always happens to him is there'll be a great fight happening and he'll take a picture he likes taking pictures while

1:30:33 Also, Tommy can barely see. Dude, I was posting important documents. But pool players are funny, man. like oh my god what am i gonna talk to you about i want to be around wild people yeah these people They're all the most fun people to be with because they just live in this wild lifestyle. Do a jiu-jitsu match blindfolded? Oh, that's hilarious I Yeah, he just gave him his leg

1:32:56 Yeah. but he does an ad for like some testosterone replacement therapy place but the way he doesn't That video we could find too. Yeah, he gave it to him. and he gets inside control once he gets inside control you're in a lot of trouble so he gets Outstanding genes and crazy work ethic and, you know, everything. So he's getting control of Nicky's left leg right now as we speak.

1:35:23 Now it's the heel hook. Wow. It's fascinating to watch a guy that is only 28 years old that is dominating this insane sport where most guys are going Gordon's bigger Gordon's on the sauce I don't think I don't think Craig's on the sauce yeah I It's funny, man. The B team and what they call New Wave now. They all moved here together from Puerto Rico,

1:37:56 But it's the world of martial artists, like we were saying. You don't want to be in that spot. And, like, regular talk shows are not going to do it for them. wild stand-up, they get attacked with a i am delivered shane's like, oh, kill Tony. You thought that Kanye Yeah, I'm a Kanye fucking, I was going to have Kanye You got to listen to this. So like whatever he does is where the industry is going to be in three to five years. Everybody is so far behind him

1:40:41 And they're always at least slightly unhinged. debated whether it's actually Kanye or whether it's AI this thing right yeah Right. It might be real then. Are we allowed to play it? It's profound. Is that how it starts? But it's not on a... Welcome to the internet. Yeah What's his name? beneath me, all I did was They ain't want a yeah here Bank locked up on my money

1:45:53 Luminati took my wife made me wanna take my life, bitch. I threw away my ice and you know, I'll pay that day. Won't yay Sounds very real. that's one of Kanye's trademarks in between when he's rapping What they're saying how it would have been a fake is the guy who wrote At least this was four months ago when this was made, Isn't that wild, Jamie? now, like when we're talking about Michael Hastings' car, 2010, could they do that?

1:48:42 It's so funny. He gets scared like there's a ghost in the room. We have such a great crew. Ahsan, Christina Pazitsky. There's people all- Like, you don't need any more money. If this is what you like like to do this is what you should be doing like when he's with us God, I want to do this again all the time. I go, Ron White is not retiring. He's so funny.

1:51:23 Well, when we had that Christmas party the other night, we were all huddled up in the green room like, this is our safe space. The laughs that we have in that room are insane. Like, what is this? a hundred yards away great shot if your shit goes in the woods or whatever, is one fifth of the room at any given point. not that fast i thought it would be perfect but we were really we really had it at Vulcan. The story starts at that crazy cement fucking paper mache,

1:53:43 yo, dawg, you ever look at the cords that hold up those speakers? He goes, there's two little skinny ass strands. are gonna fall on the people in the front row. You got to open up a club. It was so wild to be doing shows indoors back then. Yep. to study the situation like what are they thinking are they sick are they super sick i'm like waiting and his energy wasn't a mask wearing

1:56:50 And then I realized, oh, his life is just a little bit easier. And then there's also this thing where like some some people had a very high level of anxiety already. of the companies that have the biggest fucking criminal fines in medical history like giant get critical of it at all, you get attacked. So you back off that. You don't want that. the medications that are effective in treating the virus, what's legal and why it's legal and why it's being mandated.

2:00:17 certain narrative out there early enough where you can't no one can call bullshit on it like the comply and then they won't admit that the problems that you were talking about like excess deaths and all-cause mortality all that stuff young people You know what I mean? like I mean everyone's home yeah just consuming and everyone's full of anxiety Holy shit, man.

2:02:21 even the people that think they're one level smarter are reading things that are easily bought by a multi-billion dollar corporation. though if you're pretending to be a person should you have to sign a I see why they would say that, but you should at least have to somehow or another the only problem with that is it's a trap now. Technically, they could track everything about your life. So when you look at somebody,

2:05:18 types of things would they try to manipulate it's the things that would threaten them yeah I don't know why that's so hard to believe when we know how many trolls are on Facebook and Instagram. You're restricted. How many of these are there that are just constantly commenting on things and trying to stir up bullshit? They've created whatever they get fined, right?

2:07:26 papers get accepted sometimes that are fucking loony like um are you aware of the um the grievance Like fat bodybuilding. on topics from the field of critical social theory, or in derogatory terms, wokery. Like some of them were really, really ridiculous. They're all retracted, obviously, because people found out that they're fake studies. They were saying that, like, guys of homophobia, you should get pegged

2:10:28 this article was not authored by uh m smith as stated on submission but peter boghossian with receptive penetrative anal eroticism also report less transphobia, They were just trying to say that the social sciences are bullshit. Imagine there's people that read that and don't go, what the fuck are you talking about? That's what it is. You're talking about, you guys did a study where you pegged dudes to see if you could

2:13:28 All the research was fake. And you're like, God, I can't wait to get away from my repressive father. and she mentioned that she broke up with her boyfriend or influencing narratives is there a percentage where china is making everybody gay I guarantee you that per capita, there's more gays in America than there are in China. Remember that Russian girl punk band Pussy Riot?

2:17:22 Yeah. One of Lenny Bruce's rare jokes So you lock them up with a bunch of men who want to have sex with them. Yeah. that they're into guys and you say, hey, you can't be gay. That's illegal. Everybody knew it. Okay. to get convicted. Alabama. Texas. Missouri had a law against homosexual conduct. So if you're saying that someone can't do gay stuff, you're saying they can't do gay stuff because the Bible says it's illegal.

2:20:21 Fucking duh. Oh, man. He's got a gun. of having some good old Stop, stop. and they charged them with the anti-sodomy law. Lawrence and Garner appealed their sentences through the Texas Court of Appeals. You ain't butt fucking in my county, son. Oh my God. Yeah. Something happened, and I think it was like a town, right? Hey. Okay. Oh, well. It doesn't say anything that you're looking for.

2:24:27 If you said someone sodomized someone, you would say they butt-fucked, right? Yes. Whoa. Basically butt fucking. That shit's illegal, man. Don't be butt fucking is like, yeah, butt-fucking. Basically butt-fucking. and don't stigmatize others. But imagine if that's what the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah were. Right. Okay Beasts I think it's sheep. Because that's the syphilis that makes your fucking rot chunks out of your fucking face

2:27:47 Okay. I don't know. reservoir that mean that they can't keep it hold it store it yeah I mean you how how the fuck did they get covid how did how do wild deer get covid right like really how did Maybe people handling the deer. I'm not sure about that, though. And this was the idea that the syphilis had come from America. to columbus's contact with the americas interesting so it may be that it existed there but then they

2:31:35 Yeah. Yep. How wild is that? They had this idea of Clovis first. attorney Regis granted to Portugal on maritime routes via the African coast and the Indian Ocean, Yeah. It's kind of funny. I mean, they have a good point. I wonder what the study is on that in, like, Australia. from another mob, they wouldn't even know how to ask for it. Probably. It's amazing.

2:36:07 Just a snatching demon from the sky. Or they start to fucking get antsy. I held one, and for the first time time I think the last time I was there if they go like 10 or 20 seconds without getting another hit of eucalyptus their fucking little hands start Eucalyptus addicts. Yep. Does anybody ever hunt them with bows and arrows? A little heavy thing.

2:38:42 Look at that fucking thing. Why you got a fucking hoodie when you get a front pocket you keep your baby in? Because I know that Tasmanian tiger, What part of the Americas have- Wow. And they'll fuck you up. That might not be the correct definition, but I thought so. Oh, I usually have a pouch. I don't think so. Alright you seen a shark, I guess, egg?

2:41:21 Yo. Holy shit. Whoa. Horn shark. Yeah, like a football we throw at our kids. And you can see the little embryo in there. Can you bring it to one of them chicken places? I wonder what happens after that. And so this guy catches a bull shark and cooks it and eats it. It's like saying, are there grizzly bears? Right. Yeah. Yeah. They got mammals. Like a cat shark,

2:45:08 Whoa. yeah oh i'm not into it i watched a video yesterday i don't i don't know if it was real It looked real. It's a spooky place. Slow moving compared to them. You're so slow. You're like, boom. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Boom. Good you go into a place where there's a bunch of monsters, and you can't move good slow there with that what for thrills oh you like the way the water feels under the

2:47:57 In front of a resort. the edges of the werewolf park as long as you don't go in the park too deep like hey just i Colorado's releasing wolves and taking Trump off the ballot at the same time. Everything around there is going to have to deal with these repercussions. You want to get, They killed them. If they didn't, there would be wolf issues. I've talked about it ad nauseum, but I'll bring it up one more time.

2:51:33 especially if you let wolves go unchecked They're going to fuck. Yeah. They're, though? Right. They're going to fuck. And wolves are coming in organically. get to a point where then people will revolt it's gonna get it'll get sketchy it'll be like a lot of That's what that's all about. To see them in their natural habitat and turn around cautiously, curiously at us

2:53:54 away. Once they realize that you're hunting them, good luck. Unless you're hunting them from And also you have to go to where they are. I saw one once going across the road, I believe. That was the one that's driving us through past Yellowstone. So I don't really, but someone was like, They definitely do have them there, though. They're just laying on the ground.

2:56:12 Because when they reintroduce wolves into Colorado, that's where they reintroduce them. The Yellowstone people wanted that? I don't want to speak out of tone. Can you eat a wolf? You can. So ranchers can shoot them. Is this an old? Right. Where can you legally hunt wolves in Canada or the United States? regulations and hunting seasons in place. Okay, Wyoming, you can hunt them.

2:59:44 And he was telling me, these hunters are gonna kill They travel in packs. and to be able to sneak up on them. Get you from the sides. states, I guess. Maybe it was Wyoming. I thought it was He had a wolf tag. The point is they're going to keep growing. Their their their packs gonna keep growing unless they do something about Pretty amazing. Let's go back up again.

3:03:05 Trapping also has a more restricted season in both public and private land. And then just trap there, freezing to death. you're a terrible person and the person probably has a leather belt on and you're fine with that. What percentage of shoes, Yeah. I literally was gifted. Yeah, and then charge you all kinds of crazy taxes. It's so different here.

3:05:46 Pythons aren't endangered, you fucking idiots. Because it is crazy. Wow. You go poop and you pull your pants They're busy or defunded or whatever is going on up there. up to a higher amount. Us and we're not being serious, but we it's literally like you could go and you can take something Again, how much of this is engineered? How much of this is the great conspiracies about people that are trying to engineer the downfall of America? What better way than destabilizing all the cities with rampant crime and constantly changing the laws to make it easier and easier to commit those crimes and never adjusting, never adjusting when you see that

3:09:56 This is not all the footage he got, but he has a 45-minute documentary on the streets of San Francisco. Some of these guys are giving him really in-depth interviews admitting to stuff that would probably get him arrested. andrew callahan he's got an only fans He goes into a harm reduction facility. This is in a 30-minute video showing what they're giving people,

3:11:24 He put this out within the last couple weeks. Or is someone trying to fucking ruin the country? They couldn't do that. We'd go to nice restaurants, hang around. And that's one of the weirder parts is it's the same architecture I mean everything is chaos. We didn't stop seeing chaos until at least 15, 20 minutes into our drive out of the city. No, this is where the rich people live.

3:13:53 Is it engineered? I'll say this, is that one thing I noticed was we went to dinner, or basically lunch, And I thought to myself, hey, maybe they're just butt fucking. whatever that fucking thing is. and to oppose these people camping out No more camping. So why wouldn't they? Like what happened after Xi Jinping left? Thick, girthy, have to look for that second step.

3:17:19 they found some medieval diseases. Look, if you go back where people would go out there and just shit. good god what's that what is the crazy thing about skid row dude skid row was really bad when i was I was like, holy shit. put the the treatment places there and the food shelters there and the homeless shelters there came back downtown was starting to get gentrified or established,

3:20:26 But then the pandemic and all that progress that they had And then you ran into her today and she's on meth and she works for the cartel. I've been out of there. And you know, what I was also thinking is like the vulnerability, park you're waiting to see like a line of people or people. And it's not a zoo or an amusement park. You're waiting to see a line of people

3:22:20 Remember watching that? one i saw one in woodland hills they smashed the fucking every job, dry cleaner. because too many people are armed. three years for them to recover imagine this scenario that you saw in that movie trailer Tony, you're the man. has been really inspiring. it's the cornerstone We're having a blast. buh-bye