Joe Rogan Experience #2084 — Jim Breuer Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Just chilled, went to the beach, did some fishing British Virgin Islands for 10 days. Just chilled. Do some little snorkeling. You don't go down that far. He's fucking struggling. But in Maui, this lady got eaten by a tiger shark But, yeah, no. But also the week before. No. Yeah, wouldn't they be more excited to freak you out?

2:46 And what if he knows he's gonna be a werewolf, and so he's like, Yeah, your family live here. If you think about someone's decision, if someone makes a decision to go to war, right? that a bunch of people are going to die that's... So you move stupid. to like, we got the gun law. yeah means and then not only murder but then like steal steal the resource steal

5:38 Listen, this freaked me out. gotta kill him. He shot six I believe it was when Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State that they overthrew Libya. I see Farrakhan. Muammar Gaddafi and and i'm dumb as And he goes on and on and on. I'm like, really? now think about that we demonize this place that some Libyan people wanted me to know that Libya, like the cities in

10:05 resolution cameras now because this was like 2012, I believe. So when it was somewhere around then Oh. oh who learned how to talk and lie yeah now it could be i Yeah. But the point of that was, it really makes it, because we think we're so far advanced. We really are. They would have just nuked everybody. But? We're way better than cave people. constantly, now, is like

12:53 We have to pick. There's so much money. but we should do what we can to stop people Yeah. Just do me a favor. They're like Just start chopping off fingers. And I think it's very messy and very complicated. talk simultaneously now and the ones who want to talk the most generally are the fucking dumbest And you're arguing against something you have...

16:21 that are pushing back against that. In my opinion. That's a trick to get you to come fucking Except American Werewolf in London, I think they just use regular bullets, which makes more sense. But, you know, they can fix that now. It made zero sense. And if you just, if you just question, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you don't trust the new world order,

19:27 This is what you want? We kept going on for like 10 more years. positive change in the or something like that. Everybody was like, wow. collapsed. Sire, this is that they not only knew I think getting that many people to keep their mouth shut about a plan Don't forget they were on all cylinders. I was in Chester, New Jersey. So I was in a pub, Chester, New Jersey, and I was talking about the Towers.

22:29 you what are you fucking one of those anti-american he he wanted to kill me so And bro, you couldn't question anything. It's crazy to be violent. That one's extraordinary. If you don't agree with the fact that that looks like a controlled demolition, then we really can't talk because you're dealing in fantasy world. That thing goes first. So this thing collapsing like that

25:39 And then you're saving millions and millions of dollars. They would be working like this. There's a bunch of lawsuits. Oh yeah! Right. have been created over the last And it's, hey, I'm an Eagles fan. gets in the way of that during your day, right? of false flag events Once in a while, I'll be like, okay, I'm going too deep in here. We should figure out what the truth is and forget about the narrative.

28:52 committed to this fucking group of people. I'm telling you, most people exist here. They exist things. But I know that if you're going to want to have those things, now you've got to support citizens of the... If there's less crime, we're And it only works if you get on a team. this incredible energy. Also, you egotistical perspective of you're talking to another, and do it all in good faith.

31:33 in terms of crime and inner city problems it's a business. whether it's surgeons the best ones are the ones that people want to go to and missing. Don't know what happened. How much should we give them this year? Three trillion? He said, it was really funny because I had a friend of mine who reached out to me and she said, The real fear, he said, is the periods of global cooling.

34:11 without any human intervention. We've also On the planet. So who are we to say who's to prevent that? just think about that culture, the Amazon culture, ago made it and it supports the life of the Amazon like that whole fucking place is wild man I know and imagine i'll start to go there and I'm like dinosaurs and all that stuff. And then I started just realizing this entire community, there's like a thousand houses, the palm trees and the grass and blah, blah.

37:41 and how long have you been doing that? What is her name? Dude, she had a great documentary, and then I heard her say she brought up the population control. Oh, yeah. I didn't think she said she was advocating for depopulation efforts. That's a valid thought. But the problem with that thought is, and if along the way we instituted a social credit score

40:21 I don't know if you know, a lot of kids are having heart attacks due to climate change. Anything else give kids heart attacks? Okay. What the heck is that all about? And then you have to think them that developed all Are we just going to go climate change on everything? if you're looking at all the variables and there's one assessment. And the people that got vaccinated, they probably were a little nervous about it, but they took

44:08 There's nothing on that. you know, it's a women's talk show. It's in front of the public. but we all cross that path Do you still want to be able to call that restaurant when it's busy season? On every level. That's the core. if we're going to be honest with each other. like you don't have to join here you You don't join here. But the more, And I remember Mary,

48:09 and it's like she well she had dementia yeah but that's what we've lost what what for me what They see how many people buckle. It's just, you said some brilliant things. They're trying to close the gate before human beings without these enormous institutions understand how research is done and very aware of that system and aware of the also also, if you understand human psychology, you're aware of what happens to people in a time of great angst and pressure, that they panic.

51:45 You get a lot of fucking suckers. Those are powerful human traits, and you've been tricked. You know what I'm saying? this is a very addictive system they created, Someone taught me this. Hold on a second, what does it So what kind of concerted effort would it be? did that shit while Trump's president, you know how many people The Trump. This guy? You're going to take the Trump vaccine

54:42 related to hydrochloroquine. and he sent me what the results were, and here's what was a level that you would give these people Maybe people actually did do that. And a lot of times, drugs have an initial reason why they created them and then they find that it works with If it's such a—before we get into that, people still trust 100% just because you say you're a PhD.

57:13 So if I was going to ask an astrophysicist questions and I had a choice of either asking Jamie or Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'm going to go with Neil deGrasse Tyson. legitimate expert. So here's my point. There's guys that are boring. Yes. all the time. Tony's always bringing up bits with me. Like, when they're talking to you, they're not, you don't know them.

58:52 And a lot of those guys, if they've fallen out of that narrative, they get fucking demonized. I'm not saying lying to hundreds of millions of people because they're making still go there and I'm not angry at what happened I'm angry and you went full that's a force to be reckoned with three real motherfuckers We're pitted against each other with trans sports.

1:02:05 They want to make sure that we are at each other's throat and they will manufacture these little crises over and over and over again. Is it possible they're trying to control the food Because this is an extraordinary number. 1,142 operational coal mines mines more than anyone on earth india has 282 the united and they can do it safe now, and it's the cleanest form of energy.

1:04:25 Unlike the Fukushima one that still But They're telling people they have to kill their cows. Dude. We have to reduce the amount of cows You guys have a long history of a horrible famine solar flare that takes out every grid the earth, which they've already proved they can do, at least in places like White Oaks See, at the end of the day, I just see it as like,

1:06:45 except for just another way that goes on It's been going on being a banana metalhead And go mall. Oh, far-right. How about let them be farmers, you fucking cunts? murders? How many thieves? at all of your obligations and all the things that you should be doing that you put any resources See if you can find that. Down the road that you don't want to go.

1:09:54 thing you know, they're going to have your fucking And whether you are on the right or whether you're on the left, as a human being, you don't want to give other human beings control over what you can say and what you can think and what you can look at and what you can talk about and how you can live your life and where you I think this is the first...

1:11:00 Then I'm going to encroach again right to the point where you protest. it it's really that simple it's really that simple you know this we hold this They use their... It comes out so easy. I have one. every soon as i wake up it's weird i think it's good that's supposed to be that way it's supposed Oh. In his intestines or down... I don't know what happened.

1:13:37 Makes sense. See, I like, I root for nature. because you have cars now. They kick people. So they had to get, like, removing dead horses every day from New York City was a whole fucking There's a sizable amount in this country, land, they give them brucellosis Right. The idea of shooting a horse. Because they're a traveling companion that you feed and ride on.

1:17:10 Wild pets, like horses in particular, almost like that with people with horses. this whole society, I'm all over the place, I'll get to it. So we're in this area and there's cows all over this area. area, and then when it comes time a contained ranch. There's a lot of these out here in Texas. You know what I always go to? Opposed to now? Oh, my God.

1:20:04 You should see the video, though. This is, this is, this ass. What's more brutal? You should see the video. Forever. If the meteor hits, as fuck. And I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that they're older than they think years ago so now we're in this area and the fucking sky is covered Dude, the Comanche did it. Yeah, man. There's no winning this.

1:23:10 dude, we're not getting out of this one. Yeah, make them sick and make them starve. Yes, and then when the winter comes you got no food And the way they treated those people is beyond evil. And on the wall is all these little Native American, Can you imagine seeing your children That's heavy, man. everybody. And they kidnapped people. The last Comanche chief was Quanah Parker. And his mother

1:26:07 If you drive like 10 minutes from here, you'll find like Quanah Parker Road. sifts through the ground in his property this is hundreds and hundreds and He finds these. So these are just some of the ones that he's posted up. Different kinds of rock when you throw a rock like the way they would shoot arrows is you know how you throw a rock arrow's going to drop down and hit it in the vitals.

1:28:42 You're chipping the stones and creating these arrowheads out of them. You're tying it all together with sinew, and then you're making your own arrows you're chipping the stones and creating these arrowheads out of them you're tying it all together with sinew and then you're making this and then you and a chimp can never figure that out There's been a lot of documented cases of chimpanzees eating human babies,

1:29:47 Tries to steal the baby. I remember that. If that monkey had a gun, 100%. And this guy, he's used to it because look at this guy. You're right. Yeah. Is there a harness on that monkey? I vaguely remembered seeing something about it, but I'm just seeing it right now. Because otherwise, how would it have the leverage to move that fast? Maybe that's how monkeys steal babies. Maybe they use monkeys to steal kids. Oh, that's even scarier, dude Wow

1:31:51 So if that's true. That's terrifying. This one's not on a leash. Is he trying to help? And then the mom by, and the mom got the baby back. That's crazy. Run back, fella. You think you'd fuck up a monkey? You'd have no chance against a chimp. Can you play it back? Yeah, I see. Bam! You grab him. slam that monkey into the ground over and over again repeatedly i think you'd break it eventually

1:34:55 so much better than us. What is that? A rhesus monkey? What kind of monkey is that? how strong a monkey is and if you don't fucking move accordingly if you don't stop it while it's you're in your head. Yes. So that's what I'm saying. It just bit into his head and took an enormous chunk of his scalp off. Dude, it could do that to your face. You're looking at skull so all the Jim all the things that bleed are now gone

1:37:31 really reassess what you think a monkey is. get killed you you need years and you need to get on steroids immediately what is the um monkey type jacked. And here comes A full decade. It's way stronger. You don't understand how strong it is. I bet you are. chunk of your thigh out I'm gonna fight a monkey? This is going to be a dirty fight. We're proving something.

1:40:34 fair enough. Yeah, you don't want to be fighting. But for entertainment A macaque entered the room through an open door Oh. and I don't even think that scene got cut from the final episode, Maybe I did have a scene with it, just tapping me and he kept saying, It was like a coconut. Yeah. That's just pure. Right. It's a different And that's how strong a chimp is.

1:43:22 If you're a good kickboxer like Khalil Roundtree, he might fuck up You're right. They will bite a what you see out of. They're gonna rip your fucking eyeballs out. I'm wondering if they had stuff like that in the Roman Empire. No, you're right. It looks like they really get hurt. Bro, this is rough, too. They fight Look at this guy's hitting this guy in the head

1:45:23 Wow. His body's moving. Bro, this is so insane. Why'd it go from there to there? Oh, my God. Slashing at each other with axes. Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah, got stuck in him. I did see that one. That one's horrifying. You know, that was one of the things that would distinguish Nazis. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It made you look like a bad motherfucker. They worked for NASA.

1:48:07 It's a different level of commitment. Imagine you're trying to get to the moon. You're like, did you just bring a Nazi to help me? also participant in operation paperclip That's the dude that killed Kennedy. wait, what's going on right now? Or was it the one that exploded on the fire on the launch pad? the leader of Apollo So Apollo 1 was 67? to figure out how to get to the moon,

1:51:10 and they absorb it. so if we started back then, maybe there's a lot of things that have happened that we've been told and It's not a federal institution. It's so crazy. But it's also like one of those things. 70s. It was like 71, I believe. Right? Here's the nutty thing. The fucking crypto thing. Like one of the ladies that is, she is testifying against him now,

1:54:02 This is a movie? this nonsense. They're Back quote. My own fucking spaceship. Yeah. So what do you do? My hope is that as many other cataclysms and catastrophes were avoided through discourse Nuclear bomb collapsed, I was like, Everybody I know that I talked to we had people that grew up in Colorado people that grew up in California and then they go like this and then we push back

1:57:18 This is the fucking end point is always communism. Okay, who's telling you this? The guy with the four houses. that's a big one. like that's what, hostile takeovers. It happens all the time. It's just what people do. but you clearly learned it from your emotion. If you bring up politics, you get zapped? You could have took the Trump boat paraders, and you had to put on everyone a haste trump, and you go get the supplies.

2:00:48 We're all going to connect if there's another conflict. And again, I hate to say it because I don't want it to happen. They don't have the time to do that. There was a spirit that united people that now going into conflict was a whole different story. hoping that would happen. I was hoping it would unite people. It had the opposite effect. But I taught me how much resentment i might have towards people but what it did do, like I- 9-11 did that? No, no, no, no. COVID.

2:04:24 around with Then it brought us close when we started bringing the wives and then all the wives started hanging out basil was saying big big guy from greece and he's sitting there and i'm looking like i go basil What do you mean by that? Do you realize I'm the top veterinarian and I'm okay with him being a pusher of I'm not gonna sit here while you disparage electric cars

2:08:14 You know what I mean? My daughter drives it. It's a spaceship. It drives by itself. I like to drive it. The way it just It can merge way faster than your regular car I ain't in a hurry. money, one of the first Those are my favorite cars with a modern engine and modern brakes, I don't want to deal with this. Those things are easy. You can drive a Tesla.

2:11:02 I believe it. It's a future. You're like, bye. I got it. I have a GT3 RS that's built by with this guy. You're not kicking me out. I didn't have a chance in hell. He was way faster than me. And gunned it, man. I tried to keep up with this guy. You're not kicking me out. Making all that dumb noise. It's electric. You know exactly how much pull you have to have,

2:13:25 It's got, like, 300 horsepower. It's not fast, man. They're not fast. I have a 1993 Porsche. It's a 964. It's got like 300 horsepower. going through your fingers yeah you're feeling the engine revving your foot when you hit the No, no. I'm in. You can get one that's 2,200 pounds. You're feeling the engine Magnus Walker takes his Porsche out on the highway.

2:15:50 He takes these Porsches and makes them these outlaw cars. This dude's in a little ride, son. He's from England, but he lives in California. Here it is. This is what I'm talking about. So they whip around and do a fucking 360 He gets out late at night when there's no one on the road. He's not in a fucking Buick. Yeah. I got you. That's a great thing.

2:18:38 It's beautiful. Yeah. Just tooling around. Well, there's a risk. Here's my thing with fast. All right. I'm going back to Jersey because it's striking distance going back home. To me, that's awesome. And he doesn't even know I'm having this conversation in my head. This freaked me out. Dude. We were driving in New York and we were coming home from playing pool.

2:21:36 shit. And I changed lanes We watched this fucking pylon happen right behind us. It freaks me out. to enjoy it. close it down or he's got it down to his science Because you think like downtown died they thought that someone had killed her but really she was off her medication and she What's that hotel called again, Jimmy? Cecil. The Cecil Hotel. That was that hotel where a lady died.

2:24:01 degenerates, homeless people, drug addicts from one place. The fucked up thing about that is they engineered that. This is not, this is, in my opinion, from traveling. I don't remember it being that crazy 2015 compared to 2017-18. in the Pacific Northwest. I don't know if it's And they're paying them. They want no cops. It doesn't make sense that people are buying into it, right?

2:26:55 It's the same game that we've been doing forever. No, it wasn't a UFO. There was a 10-foot Anunnaki. It was 10-foot Anunnaki. Epstein's Island can we send out the aliens please immediately 10 foot a freaking mall there's no Damn it. Jesus Christ. Where was that? Rockets being launched. I look at it. But what would you go straight to read it? but do you know why no it's heat it's heat and condensation it's the same reason why you see

2:29:51 This is how they make clouds. lowering the temperature of the earth by seeding things in the clouds. There's definitely been experiments and definitely been studies and discussions about that. every time they go over in these jets. But the sunlight is going right past the limb of the earth then when those ice crystals are up there Yeah, I did see that a fucking door blew off an Alaska Airline

2:32:18 oh my god i found it can you imagine sitting right there it It still worked? Yeah. The two people that were sitting there missed the flight, they said. That's the baby Jesus coming down while the while the doors open baby Jesus looking out for him but it landed so hard So whoever was flying this thing, It crashed so hard, it got a dent in the middle of it.

2:33:52 the one that was like, we have to hire X No one died? There's a fucking great book called The Strain. but it's about this plane that lands It's about a plane crash. Yeah, that's like during COVID. and a half months of starvation, frigid temperatures, and extreme weather events while trapped Right. needs. Like, talk, all this The people on the rugby team. Oh, well, there

2:36:55 How tough are those motherfuckers? haka? Yes! those Braveheart type wars. Yeah. These guys are animals. There's no pads. listen to that fucking crowd dude And we're over here arguing about what gender can use what bathroom. how people are, kids. You have to have a resistance war it's kind of a culture war psychological yeah and it's the culture war is

2:40:45 You have to talk to the ones. Well, that's definitely the argument against the draft, right? And probably it was a part of a fucking crazy drug money operation. Let's put out this genre of music. You have to have a bunch of things have to be happening. It's a brilliant song. To cause Black people singing So it was kind of, it was breaking out and it was becoming, it was crossing over.

2:45:22 Don't tell him yet. in the beginning, you're not making any money. They figured out they tapped into some kind of creativity You know, they were hanging out with Ken Kesey. There was a documentary. bodyguards apparently had music back then. Just like the mobfetched because the mob was running music back then. Wild drug-using people. supposedly have these

2:49:21 There's no way a guy who puts Yeah, that's far out, bro. What's the guy? Imagine you want people to think you're not guilty, and you literally dress like a Willy Like, who was he dealing with? but I'm open to all conversations but you don't know. It's I'm Alive by this dude Johnny Thunder. and you're like this guy doesn't make it Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, I'm a man

2:53:16 Oh. So this guy, man. I know. I never heard another song that connected with me that he did I might be It was called The Johnny Cash Show, and it was on TV. And I can't remember if it was live or And then the music, whoever he had on musically, on the floor of the song That's what it says. 1965. Come back, wait, and he came back with something. There's people out there, and they're very popular, too, because they're just doing music.

2:56:59 are connecting to it. Waylon Jennings was great. And when I reach the other side, mean it's fucking amazing it's an amazing song they just they tapped into something man they did but what movement and it made all psychedelic drugs illegal they all became schedule one so if you wanted to They did it with the Black Panthers. infiltrate, get people to do things. And it's all about control. And through that, they've put the

2:59:48 There's no logic behind any of that shit. ran into about a month ago and he's down in, he down in naples florida he was he's a veteran i I can tell you. But this dude told me. It's MAPS. on soldiers, and Does it bring them, where does it push them? ibogaine, whether it's anything, there's a thing you can do that can help those folks. And you To me, that's the crime.

3:03:22 understand the correct dosage and you get it done at places where they're legitimate professionals and counselors and people know what race of connectivity They were on that, yeah. Wow. Because Apple is the number one phone for like most of the people that I know. they control the software, And so there's like this constant pressure Left and went to that?

3:06:13 Wherever. If you go into like indigenous Australia, there's hundreds of languages. But that's just for now. First give them this one, where they can talk to someone from France. agree now if you can have conversations yeah deep conversation with someone I think it's supposed to be... You got it. confounds their everybody could speak. And then when the asteroid hits, boom, and civilization goes back in the

3:09:38 Think about the old. Right there? Why is it controversial? And they've merged with us and gave us their DNA into lower primates and created people. Yeah. So if they dig down, they find a pot, That's what they do. Interesting. Wow, that's okay. If I had great weed, I might even be, I might figure it all out. He said something about as the bonfire of enlightenment grows, the surface area of ignorance is exposed.

3:13:49 Right. And how do we know? Maybe that is their version of the origin of the universe as it was told to people that understood it 10,000 years ago, 12,000 years ago, whatever it was. I think we are doing that. There's a struggle going on right now with human nature and human beings. Still just a rat in the... At the end of the day, despite all my rage, still just a rat.

3:16:47 My pleasure, my brother. It's always good to see you. Thanks for the invite. We've been friends for a long time. 34 years. I want to say it might be 34 years. At least 34. Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage