Joe Rogan Experience #2094 — Colion Noir Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Just dirt. Like when we were going around It must be a lot of money Why'd you build a lake? And then I got it. all right, But that was because And I have to do the road. But it was out of my budget. cities. But for something about time during covid they made some weird law in new york city where you're allowed to eat outside

3:10 have you seen this one you have to pay money it's kind of a gangster move by abbott i mean it's pretty gangster if you're dealing with the I'll be honest and tell you, I haven't been following it super close, which is odd because I'm Texas born and raised. What is happening? I think there is, there's a lot of virtue signaling, because a lot of it is coming in through Texas.

6:19 Convenient that it's happening with the numbers that it's happening at it seems organized and I would like to know like Do I have any proof or data to back it up? It makes no sense. I mean, let's just keep it real. I mean, that's just reality. My parents are immigrants. But like I said, I think a lot of it has to do. You know what I think? Which is one of the things that's even more gangster about Abbott sending people to Chicago, sending people

9:19 Yeah. and you see the conditions that a lot of these people are living in Exactly. They know that. America. So you, they basically companies become incentivized to then go and have these things A lot of people say they do. You think that's the only reason why? Take pride in the fact that these things that you're wearing, these things that you purchase,

12:36 that you can only get in South America. Yeah, give me a fucking iPhone that's made by people that aren't working for slave wages Can you fucking do that? Yeah. I don't know. i got 15 i have no reason to have this called you and somebody else picked up yeah okay yeah I go dude is this your phone number yeah I And it's like it's sending message to fucking space.

16:27 Yeah. You have one too, right? and it has connected and They're replacing the screen or something. But the one that comes out of the factory is 700. They're making making you know Like you can get like, I mean, it probably takes all in all with consistent driving, I'd say about three weeks before you're like, I'll give you some more power. Have you tried it? I've driven a Tesla. Well, not a plaid but i've driven one of the earlier model teslas there

18:57 And you get also the option of extra power. Like the average person does not wet their pants over an old NSX. Yeah, but only car dorks like us. Yeah, that's true. Like the average person does not wet their If you're going to spend that kind of money, that's the response Yeah. I know. Look at that intersex. Exactly. Yeah. God damn, that thing's sick.

21:48 The Taycan. It was still lacking on the sound aspect. I've driven one. Yep. Maybe that was the concept. I don't like that. That sounds amazing. But even like the Porsche Turbo doesn't have the best sound. I think the Porsche Turbo S is the greatest daily driving supercar on the planet ever created. Yeah. Yeah. Like that GT3 Touring, they can't keep that in stock

25:10 I went down a rabbit hole last night. Because I think once the LFA didn't do as well as they expected it to do. But I think even out of the box, I think it was three. Exactly. but you can only get that up to like 550 horsepower with a lot of modification are they are they turbo the wings I've never ever put – I've never done aftermarket exhaust on any car I've ever owned.

27:34 Like, I'll tune them. this guy is this it California bill calls for tech to make new cars unable There's pictures of him with a dog collar on. So he's got a leather vest on with a tie with no shirt at the gay pride parade, which is, LBGT people law was structured that was discriminating against lbgt people okay yeah yeah that's what i thought i So that's interesting you say that because I got into kind of a little bit of shit in my law school class when I was in law school one time.

30:24 Regardless, right? Right. Even if they lie. Yeah. And I didn't think that she's of age. And if she's underage, you're fucked. Regardless, right? Especially considering if... when they're they've hit puberty, that's crazy. Yeah. And we're not even At the same time, I still understand the basis behind the strict liability aspect of law as well because it's like you want to go above and beyond to protect the youth.

32:23 Well, there's some wild unfair laws in California, and one of them has to do with whether or and he didn't know until that kid was 18 but listen but part of me is also like listen you don't have to be a biological and then she distributes it compensating her for the fact that you have So they're incentivized to have as many people on child support as possible, regardless of the context and the situation.

34:40 Right. He was not... You know, his career was in the shitter. It wasn't going well, and he had a monthly nut that he was obligated to pay and he tried to you know his career was in the shitter it wasn't it wasn't going well and he had monthly and and he could and then he was raising that kid as his own. with this scoffery like there's nothing like it's it's she didn't just get away with it she

36:52 It's his sitcom. Or you go to jail. you established beforehand or not, right? Just lower the damn payments. If you have justification a hundred thousand a month you don't need that whatever it is like that's crazy You don't need that. Whatever it is. Like, that's crazy. You don't need that. Well, that's the weird thing about alimony as well. You have to maintain the lifestyle. So like someone

39:15 Well, it's a great state in a lot of ways. It seemed like it was his first day at first. that's what you have yeah that's true yeah jamie's ruined you know jamie has a staccato you have a factory and we toured it for an hour and i didn't even know we're going to tour the factory i thought Yeah, I basically saw the same thing twice. Well, I love engineering.

41:26 It's wild. What year is this video from? Oh, no, no, no. Go back. so that's when you went to exactly like the new place i remember when i did okay it was like two years ago two and a half I disagree. It's not true. Yeah. I think whatever your skill level is with with a non 2011, Yeah. You just want to feel comfortable and know I can do that with this gun to protect myself.

44:00 But by and large, if I'm going to go to something initially, it's going to go to that first. I've even done your way with the fanny pack deal. So I like to minimize the footprint because like, you carry a gun yeah well it's also like there's a reality like here's one thing like like Yes. That means your job as a criminal has become substantially harder.

46:25 because if you did, And not only that, it was at a gas station. I mean, it just is what it is. It sounds not just counterintuitive, but it also sounds like anti-progressive in terms of like society and, you know, people being civilized. that doesn't make you a more virtuous person. That's my perspective. Right. I'd just give you a gun. And we have it too easy.

48:58 Okay. Yeah, think about the shit we were doing. Fuck that. 100%. Next time you come into town, drive my Camaro. Oh, nice. Dude, that is literally how I would do it. like a modern car. Come on, man. I mean, I get it. but black, so you can usually make me Really? That is some real restomach, Ed. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like an exotic. Yeah. Oh, that sounds beautiful.

52:26 Matte black? I like white with black wheels. Really? Not if you buy them right. Right now it's gloss black. Pretty much. No, it's dumb. Why did I come to Austin? Don't say it over the air. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. day because i delivered newspapers yeah so i had to drive 365 days a year so i i know used to drive every day because I delivered newspapers. Yeah. So I had to drive 365 days a year.

55:15 This was like, this was, okay, so this was back when I was with the NRA, right? Supercharged. So we finished the meeting early and we were like, he just didn't want to stay in Oklahoma City. You know, they like salting free or whatever. So I'm in, and I'm like, I'm in a fucking Range Rover. So we're driving. And I'm like, as long as I go slow, I should be good.

57:31 And it keeps doing it, keeps doing it. That's what happened. I look to my right I thought he was sliding in there And he goes, ain't this fancy truck four-wheel drive? So he hooked us up, pulled us out. He's's like stay at the very top ride that and you'll and as i was trying to pull into the parking spot they get they just went out now i had enough

59:53 Oh, shit. They got lucky. When I was a kid, I lived on a hill in Newton, Massachusetts, and me and my sister's boyfriend I've driven in ice, driven in snow. But I was always I was always constantly looking in my rearview mirror because there's going to be some dumbass who's going way too fast and doesn't realize that you can't stop at the same distance on ice patches.

1:01:33 It seems like it happens. once every three years. But I mean, it's also great you drive over anything in those fuckers yeah i saw it when you pulled in i was like yep and that's another thing that's another reason why I will always always have a I have the scratches on that bitch to prove it. You can go over giant bumps. Was it Wilcox? Big difference.

1:04:10 is twice what a car is. It's not even close. but there's a road where it's kind of windy, not like sports car windy, And then when you hear that, you're like, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop. What is the stopping distance no weight no weight right well you have a backfill with cement or whatever the fuck you're carrying back there five people in the car yeah 130 feet is

1:06:34 Dude, they still wrap. They're easy to steal. the signal. That's crazy that I mean, they steal them like that. Another thing that's freaking me out is that they're trying to put kill switches in all cars. It's so sketchy. It's a gift and a curse. for Rolling Stone and he went overseas and he was embedded with a troop. So this Michael Hastings, is that what his name is?

1:09:26 And he's saying, listen, if if I fucking die, I did not kill myself. like, this is indicative of like an explosion. Like there's like rigged, like something was. It is the dirty secret of journalists. what coffee does to me. Exactly. He goes, it's like a scientist did cocaine and went, I can fix this. And that's Adderall. It helps me. Loved her to death.

1:12:14 Bingo. By the way, you align with like most of my friends. Like, you can't stop me from being of people okay i'm glad you said that because i had thought that and i'm like no you're just Do you know what that is? but you don't see as much, and that's like 20 or 30. to a party. That's 150. Then it gets to There might be like 300 people that you interact with regularly.

1:14:58 There's no way you're going to remember all those things. can't do it you don't understand i don't have my hard drive is full i can't there's no room in there 175. 440,124. There's some maintenance there. being at the point where you are where I'm like, But it's unmanageable. And what ends up happening is I start fucking myself, essentially. Meaning if this fucking husband falls apart, if he talks too much shit, if she gets tired of his bullshit, she has another guy that she's been in contact with that she can kind of

1:18:46 exactly a different role about nothing guy are in a fight or anything because 2014 is happening. So that's usually probably but probably a lot higher now You know, And she lives in central Kansas. super famous actress is. They don't, Yeah, she likes the attention. Right. You know, like if women put thirst traps on their Instagram, like, ooh, look at that.

1:22:03 i'd say that much. right so when we were younger nobody won us right nobody wanted i mean because yeah broke dude you and I come back home to She's doing all that stuff. Unfortunately, when you're 30 and I'm 30, i'm going to start enjoying that life that i wanted when i was younger and so a lot of times Yeah. And those men have access to a much larger percentage of women. So the amount

1:25:46 But here's the irony behind that. Well, lower standards, because I've been paying attention to these guys going down to, like, something more traditional, because So it's so weird how you kind of have I, if it happens, Right. Right. Right. You're a misan... Largely because what I'm doing is I'm protecting my peace. Mm-hmm. Ugh. Yeah. And that's why I think it's largely- Where men are emasculated.

1:28:23 But she was saying that essentially one of the problems that happens with women is that they have this desire to control their environment and control men. Like, when you think lone wolf, you don't think lone woman. Because if you ask a woman you've That's her different purposes. Well, that's a lawyer in you, too. an easy thing to do. You're talking about two different people. You're talking about people

1:30:52 Which is absolutely true. like one day to be stimulated about freedom because you don't want anybody getting in the way of that exactly yeah um and I might want to sit on the porch for a few hours. I've figured out a way to enjoy that. who's miserable, You like creating good content. The pressure you put on yourself, it can be maddening. How do I protect my family?

1:34:15 every other day, like straight up. But do I really? and I can have 24-7 time He talks about this imaginary thing that people have. Yeah. Well, you know, a day or two of that is fine. Well, that's a sign of someone who loves what they do. tell me about this thing that they're doing and how excited they are it makes me excited and i make tables. It's all precise.

1:38:22 Really? You go in there and you feel good. Mainly just the airport shit. But It does wonders for even just revitalizing you. A lot of people love them. lot of it is also environment i mean his home show me there's like a tour of rick rubin's malibu home Yeah, I think he's got a new one now. Yeah. Like they do beautiful things inspire me. And the reason is, is because i'm so specific like

1:41:55 That. You get what I'm saying? And and so and i will not just put anything Right. And I love it. but also stimulate That's from the boneyard in Alaska. Right. And I remember we came across twice. Gotcha. On my hunt, we accidentally stumbled on one. Didn't make a sound when it took off. Yeah elephant take on um what was it going i think it was a rhino you saw it live no no i saw it on the

1:46:48 Yeah, I know. Yeah. a hundred yards there's fish in front of our eyes Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was like, that thing looks like a tiger. And they make the nuttiest noises. Here, check this out. They're like, bitch, this is my spot! Don't get too close, bitch. I i'll slap you but they don't fight look because they know that getting injured is so fucking deadly it's a death sentence yeah you break your leg or you get

1:50:16 Yeah. Getting a... in the fucking jungle they're not so those guys are like super susceptible to these like how to be a man like yeah it's um it's Yeah, she is. and to recognize that and to act on it, you know? And I think the beautiful thing I think phenomenal job in curating whoever it was that was going to be around me that was a man and that Same here.

1:54:06 then you're competing against when I was younger, like, it's funny And I just continue to do that. And if you could figure out how to get good at this, That is what they do. oh, why it's so exciting to see yeah because you know you're seeing like oh my god these guys have been off a cliff that's like tony fer Tony Ferguson is the greatest example of that.

1:57:26 there's no one way to be the best. Right? And it's crazy. Man. And it's probably way harder than any fight that you've actually been in. he goes backwards downstairs you need to send him to ben to ben knees over toes oh yeah yeah Gotcha. ever since I was young. And I did. I love that gym too. Shout out to Safe Sayu. He's technical. He's motivating. He's intense And that guy is precise. He's technical.

2:00:34 Like, when me and Safe talk, we're talking. so i met him at a gun range and then um i figured it was a good time for me to get into fighting oh shit yeah so we hopped in his truck we drive to his house and we cleared his house Yep. all right, You're a very nice guy, Period. Even worse. So I don't smoke. No, I wasn't. Yeah. Raw multiple times this is not

2:05:04 man One hit. after deputies were called to their apartment. Well, whatever it was. was Goldstein chalked up to awareness, noting that, I don't know how you say her name, go drive home later that evening. and you're like oh my god my life is over i'm going to jail for the rest of my life but why You can have psychotic breaks from marijuana. make any sense. Marijuana is not a violent

2:08:26 There's probably a lot more to that story. While she was stabbing herself or him? were trying to arrest her Just to avoid accountability two years of probation Whoa, hold on, too. She worked as an audiologist. What is that? That sounds so nuts. what was going on in her head, which is the thing. I had a guy, call him Richie. I never engaged with him or interacted with him.

2:11:37 There's something that someone can give you that can motivate you to do that. thrown off buildings and it'll show up on your explorer page right i post a picture of a gun shadow banning anymore. Yeah, So, you know what the fucked up part about it is? Bang dude gets it in the head you wanna know how I've seen so many of those you wanna see way more of those. They're just dancing. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

2:13:35 When I got into guns and I got into the gun community, there were so many people who were Well, one of the things today was a very good representation of that. There were literally probably 25 guns out there. They talk about, the other side talks about this idea of gun safety, firearm safety. if you want to minimize the number of adults I went online, I was learning about firearms and I learned from the people who were handling

2:15:48 firearm, when is a good time not to shoot? ones find their way into my feed They pull him, and it's just guts out of a torso. So if they have that warning, they must know what that is. Do they have that kind of violence? Teens. And I'm like, what did I do exactly here? I can't peruse it And so it's one of those things Yeah, there's that. As long as you're not victimizing someone, as long as you're not doxing people, threatening,

2:18:55 They do not allow the trade of firearms or explosive weapons Nope, that's not true at all. explosive weapons can cause severe injury or death especially when used in an unsafe manner exactly but though but what you were saying is so important to hear that if you don't see the And sometimes they're like, yeah. Right. And so I talk about it from that standpoint that, you know, with Texas, Texas, you can shoot some you can you can defend a third party's property with lethal force under certain contexts.

2:21:23 Right. They're pounding on him. You're like, hey, man, fuck you. my video saved his life and he said the reason why my video saved his life is because he for Because there are some limitations that come with it. It might take you two or three. But but like, for instance, like not always. for instance, right? going to bring up. Exactly. Right. as a jeweler he was he was he was selling some jewelry to someone and then it was actually a

2:25:51 Now, I'm not going to take the credit for that. I mean, I just are you did you made the decision yourself that you felt comfortable with? The P365. It's a great gun. You carry it with a dot? Yeah, and then I carry the CS. When I put it in my hand, like my, a TSA approved case. so that stays in that box It was some time ago. Sig Sauer's P320 pistol has wounded more than 80 people.

2:28:57 So I read into that. It can happen just like that. Because I'm not, because like I said, I'm not in a rush. But this one went off in the holster. But I don't. So from that perspective, but I don't I don't see but for something speaking or possibly something funky i'm i'm i remember because i remember raking my brain and i'm like how could Dropping it, if it dropped, then I can see that.

2:32:11 That's true. Accidental discharge without touching the trigger? Oh, you mean in a fight or flight situation? It's a very natural, instinctive thing to do. I just have anecdotal data. It's not touching that trigger. they have to for their job okay right but then the person like the person who You put your finger on the trigger, you didn't realize it.

2:34:58 But every time I touch it, I'm like. has it caused accidental fatalities not that i'm aware of Not that I'm aware of. Not that I'm aware of. Because I'm a massive fan of SIG. And it's also a thing where it's like, but that's what makes me think. they listen i if i was a cop, I'd be in it. Preach. Couldn't be me. you don't have a chance in hell i'm gonna overhook that right arm and that's a wrap that's a wrap now

2:39:01 And then some guy rotates so he can grab your gun and you can't even grab it? where people have holsters I mean, always go on there? Yeah, because they're right now, Oh, there it is. I was doing a shooting course, Pulled the gun. Right. And you literally turn it upside down. like a, They're designed where if the gun's on you, to be able to get the gun out.

2:41:46 But if I open carry, I don't open carry generally. convenience store in a video a guy had it in his target i don't want somebody who already has a gun i see he has a gun i'm going to find somebody I accept it full. and you're around the wrong people. and there would have been it just goes to show you, for every action I might engage in. Right. They know exactly what they're going to bring.

2:45:27 Because they hadn't technically broke a law yet. So it always pisses me off Like why are you, first of all, like in California, I'm largely going to be by myself dealing with multiple people. and the circumstance With pistols. is he chained the doors. Yeah. But they talk about, oh, it's these deadly assault rifles and so forth and so on. They're not at all.

2:48:18 But it's ignorance. That when it comes to the conversation about firearms in this country, that is the mainstream media narrative and it doesn't change. And so they're like, nobody needs that. Well, there's the two the two groups right the fuzz yeah, yeah, which Elmer Fudd yeah they're solely uninformed yeah and they they're unwilling to accept the narrative that some people do save people's lives with guns.

2:50:24 Yeah. there was a mass shooting, a legit one. okay so it's a scene it was a scene in the article so i go and i look at the at the at the at the Oh, that solidifies it. Drive-by. No. So basically what they did is they took happening do they really think people want to live like that come on it's a convenient narrative But the only reason I say it is because when I look at who was pushing the narrative for gun control, it is always a Democrat.

2:53:46 you're pushing policies to fix these environments You know how many people call and ask me, I'm going to this state. Environment over here that has the same consistent problem There are so many people in and out and there are so many people who have more guns than different issue here that's going on It has to do with a narrative that your ideology accepts openly, which is that guns are the problem.

2:55:49 it's not only childish, spreading out. anything they have to say about the issue that culture started in the first place yes and so until we understand what's driving that if that's Appreciate you being on here always. I appreciate your perspective.