Joe Rogan Experience #2095 — Moshe Kasher Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience cult leaders have to have guns because their faith in their ability to see the universe and all the good and everything is I wouldn't do that. Well, Is that true? You're a nice guy. It's a good thing to do. Yeah, I'm going to come forever. Yeah. Right. focused on cum. I mean there's probably It's fucking weird. in a way that's what this,

2:51 Congratulations. this is a fucking task, It's like mega your material. and then they said how about this why don't you just transcribe your stand up and i was like and I discovered pool halls. I watch professional pool matches. That's bullshit. That's a great movie. About that amazing chess player. I saw it a long time ago. who administered, gave people the balls, ran the desk, who, you know, ran, you know, administered,

5:57 Well, I was like 20, when I really started playing, were fucking insane gambling addicts that would bet on raindrops coming down a window pane they hundreds of them. And they were filled with these men that were disconnected so some commander data shit these are exceptional people that just happen to never plug into regular and like sharp. There's almost none when I left.

9:18 down. They're allowed to do that. Yeah, nobody gives a shit. Why are you whining? They're probably gambling. So it was just a gambling game for the people that had returned from. People gamble. When did that happen? And this happened allegedly on fighters that he was training or people that he knew. If that's the case, that's kind of like it's next door neighbor to a dive.

12:00 Yeah, it's a good week to be in the WWE. What, are you shocking me with this information? world famous CEO of this At a certain point, I guess, if you're that through the looking glass of reality, like Don't be reading Carl Jung's thoughts on flying saucers. Well, yeah, on almost all of them. I wonder, because he also seems like kind of the most, he's one of those dudes who's got, like, what you're talking about, genius level.

14:22 Their speed, right? Unless you're running against Usain Bolt. It exists intellectually too. You know when you really see that kind of genius is when they start talking to you in a way you'll understand you go But it's just because that's how he thinks and that's how he communicates. Just explain how I do it. of a sudden obi-wan kenobi's there's it goes look there's a whole other universe here will you show

16:33 Joe came in and almost liked them. You have a style. You have a style. If I'm coming to Joe Rogan, Let's freaking go, guys. Because she's an old freak herself. But the idea is that every- I can see that for sure. I bet you did though when you had little kids, right? That's all it is. Totally. and they've gone like a step too far in personal interactions that's your job now and it's also

19:02 You're not even looking at the missile. You've got that you've done that exercise over and over and over and over again so you get like super comfortable in that pocket of Everybody's having a good time. Yes. It's like a gift life there's certain people that want to fucking film everything they want to film every conversation that was just dumping shit on people?

21:52 might be bioterrorism because there's something like shit human shit is like really dangerous There's human feces everywhere. every single meal with bread, sidestepped some of the the ravages of the plague do you think that that a lot of the religious I don't know when the right way to cook it. You know like they're eating oysters if they can fucking every one out of a million people gets whacked by an oyster

24:35 Damn, that is adventurous. No, you're good. It is relatively healthy. If he died and you said it's one every millionth oyster, he ate the oyster. Fresh flesh eating. You read that story? It's like you've got to, they have experienced a certain amount of like falling down. And we shook it off, and it was a full, giant octopus. Who who they fishermen they physically bite fishermen physically bite their head like right where the brain stem is and then they change color

27:42 that's very intense yeah let's see watch he's gonna bite the octopus so this guy caught this octopus and he's gonna bite it You're right. That's where it starts to get weird because it's weird. So the crows There's like a whole mechanism on how to get the crow to like you, too. Yeah, this guy, Dan Flores, who was on the podcast podcast before had essentially trained a crow by leaving it food

29:59 of those weird gauntlets or whatever that are made by the same people that make my boots bread or whatever they they just capture them and then they do this weird thing But she trained owls it just finds another bird She said owls are dumb. They have ostrich Fuddruckers used to at Fuddruckers. At Fuddruckers they have ostrich? That's my favorite. they're very lean. If you're going to eat

32:44 You get a funky pig. You get a funky pig. I don't feel good. to a supermarket and buys a steak. You mean there's other predators. Yes. I saw inside like two years ago. Huge one. top of you yeah you think you could fight one off no i'd be done for you would you got muscles you It's like the DoorDash people come and they're wearing a ski mask. Yes. If you get them real young and they're fixed.

36:02 It fucked his development up. I take him for walks. Where's the bitches, literally? And if they're having sex, the girl can get pregnant. Yeah. control forever birth control does all sorts of wacky things to the way you perceive people Yeah. to take this thing in order to really sweet little bitch. Yeah, probably kills your sperm cells. It's probably the only be like my dog. Yeah. It'll just be like a really sweet little bitch.

39:01 or you could kill it. Women, not good. Mm-hmm. and you don't want kids, Yeah. I would not. They're going to put you under and operate on your balls. and then he did the wrong one christ it's funny you know you remember that it's like Was the kidney that was remained? Yeah. If you donate half your liver to me, if you and I have the same blood type, within six to eight weeks, your liver will have returned to full size. And my liver that

42:06 There's a documentary about that guy that was putting artificial tracheas in people. like meld into your body's DNA tissue and just become a part of your body. left and right before they got him? it's kind of what So he was like kind of had two different madman thing going on at once. But they didn't know that it definitely wouldn't work. not require emergency intervention. Oh my

44:25 issue like a collapsed trachea or something where they're still like walking through the world with So he literally went on a worldwide quest to find somebody with a fucked up trachea, Okay. who was like he was a neurosurgeon and he was just like it wasn't clear if he was like dr mangala He was a real neurosurgeon. And I don't know anything about him now. Yeah, don't even remember his name

46:50 33? Wow. in the tv show yeah that's josh jackson from Let's get a real photo of this boy up here. Yeah. It's impossible that Zyklon B could have. possessed no relevant formal training or education, Luchter claims to have taught himself on these other methods of execution and provided advice that was used by the authorities to improve safety and efficiency.

50:23 Luchter felt that using poison gas in a building with the After his conclusions were disproven and negativity publicity ensued, Luchter lost his work as a consultant to American prisons. This is what this is one of the answers says it's all a question of concentration once the gas is released into the atmosphere So it's just he doesn't understand I think that's what the documentary was about, was that this guy got quickly got in over his head the

52:50 Yeah. Who was in charge of? That's a rough one. Imagine that. They would give you booze. They'd give you Yeah. But why vampires? through the world. It would seem like you had been possessed on some level. Well, I've said that they're terrifying. Meth does this even scarier thing, Heroin's the one that everybody overdoses from. to like bad neighborhoods so he could cop but then um we'd always have to go to a liquor store

57:31 called top of the line wine carlos rossi and then that was and then mad dog 2020 and cisco those You could say to him, just throw a bunch of numbers. wow i went to rehab for the first time when i was 13 holy shit and then uh and then got we come from crazy i mean like a hardcore version of it's not like what you it's like you see Women don't drive in New Square, New York.

1:00:00 and my family lived in Brooklyn, in Seagate. go cosplay as an extra from fiddler on the roof for six weeks a year wow so that was the pre but But you were not as religious as them. they're like feeling their comfort in the United States. And they go, don't go fit in, dad was deaf. And so he had this kind of basic, elemental. I mean, this is like a And his son comes into the room and he goes, do the English alphabet.

1:03:02 You are stupid in Hebrew. The kid doesn't know the English alphabet. No, it's like they made Wakanda in Brooklyn. I was the hearing. That's just the way genetics works. couldn't say what you wanted to do. to have genetic deafness in your family, weren't even considered to be capable of reason. But he goes, no, I know what that is. I'm looking Couldn't speak.

1:06:37 And he creates the first school for the deaf. English. And a person in the audience would ask a question. of the school for the deaf. He came over and he saw Laurent Clerk and he said, move to America with me and let's go do that. You know, these circumstances in history were like the perfect man at the perfect time. a fishing Island. was the same because everybody on Martha's Vineyard knew, either was deaf, knew a deaf

1:10:07 But what it actually was was all the tribes in America spoke different languages. and she went to the California School for the Deaf, So almost as soon as the sign language system came out, Like frowning upon deaf people signing to each other deaf people signing to each other Italians having their own newspapers Let's teach them to speak. inside of a soundproof booth by holding up flash cards in japanese and like putting a symbol next

1:12:55 to like kind of rise up and say, fuck that we're signing. This is who we are. This is our native And he was standing in front of Obama just making things up. I think it's just the sign language version of gibberish. And then the subject of the meeting would be me. Yeah, so right this dude. This video doesn't have him that was Obama. Okay, just show him by himself with that other gentleman

1:15:51 language this is actual sign language but she is very bad at sign language is But that's not true, right? She's doing some sign language. situation so that's when i was an interpreter the the responsibility of that was like massive to me. I Situations. Well, how does the deaf community feel about people who get like implants and can hear again? They feel that what it is, it's a culture.

1:18:51 it's a really simple form to be able to experience and feel uh is is just that boom boom boom of that it does not process sound and never has the cochlear implant apparently it's not there's no way to uh reignite a an atrophied pathway into a normal hearing You can dance to it. I would say probably their genitals mostly. But you can't play in your headphones DJing really you have to like have it be amplified and I had a very

1:21:23 That was the energy. Def Rave. Well, that's what I'm saying. There's headphones you can get that transduce sound through your jaw And she wanted to get the other one done. like i get that the deaf community is a link bro i wonder how that would work with deaf people. I'm sure... Oh, the new product is called Oh, to get them out of You could type. That's interesting.

1:24:38 And there was allegations towards the end of his life. or is it just full-on luck of the draw probably luck of the draw i mean access to great medicine How much time are you googling Jeffrey Epstein? operative that's how i would compromise people oh you think there's a party that thinks maybe You will do that. worth yeah and then you also keep them from criticizing you you keep them from talking about

1:28:11 Just the murder of Epstein, which seems to be a murder, doesn't seem to be a hanging. Especially pre-Google. way. Like, here's this mega brilliant Uh-huh. She probably didn't know who he is. I think you're- That's real. Well, there's a little stink on Epstein, too. Two great Jewish heroes. He's still retired? He was really good in a movie called The Boxer.

1:31:53 was but those kind of people are so insufferable and then you look at their performance you go i He's so good. He's got no duds. He decided to start making shoes. He is immensely grateful to all his collaborators and audiences over the many years. Yeah, I would not imagine that he has an Instagram. That would be a dope brand. He secretly made off. Secretly made shoes, 96 to 97.

1:34:22 And he said that he'd never learned sign language and that he didn't have any friends and that he didn't have any access to the world. like that these things happen on purpose, I'm, I'm the connective tissue. And having written gotten shot and been died at 25 or like there's all these multiverse possibilities of the Moshe that wasn't I like never. First of all Patrice was making fun of Michael J. Fox and it was like the week

1:37:02 And then the next night my friend was doing a set and I went and saw her and she was funny i go what the hell she's a human being like these I have a child at home. I was like, I don't know how. Yeah. Exactly. what is the the powerful emotion of love and the way people feel when It's my magical story and everybody has their own little version of magical story if you're lucky

1:41:10 It's all pretty magical. And if you turn around, if I turn around and like, look at the kind of magic of this existence Like my religion is fun. Yeah, me and Pete Holmes call we're talking about it. He was calling it I think a lot of time it affects very smart people too because they take into account all the possible scenarios that could take play

1:44:03 You're aware of the danger of it all. You're better. You can cook with it or you could burn your house down. the thing that happens is when people become worshipful of their fear and it It's impossible to not be. Yes. Because he had a dog that they used to sick on black people. They only had one kind of German Shepherd. it's a different animal. have to have homes for all the puppies.

1:46:48 That human beings, by the way, I think this is a great and lucky incarnation to be a human. shielding your genitals from the other people 200,000 years ago look like they're fucking covered in hair like everything all the way their neck all the way through their back their chest Yeah. Perfect. probably why they're Yeah, the 2023 version. there. Thank you. How's the back?

1:49:47 Yeah. Yeah, darling. She's got a custom-made razor with golden pearls on it. Do you shave your arms? You can see it. have hairy shoulders uh-huh i think that's where it comes from. Evolutionarily. I think the whole thing comes from clothes. It's weird that with what you're talking about, It's not about cold. Definitely, I don't think Adam and Eve for that in my personal life.

1:53:04 every year as things get a little bit more sanitary there but There's zero erotic charge after a week at Burning Man to see a naked woman running by, fully naked. Do you love it? Whoa. More fine hairs means you're better at detecting bed bugs? No, I have not. Interesting. I was probably 18, 17, something like that. and sleep overnight with it. she found porn she um took the porn and rather than yell at me she brought me to like a lesbian

1:56:34 Well, definitely in that situation. get it but i think they can cure it they won't true? No, people must still get it. Syphilis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can get it, but I think they can cure it. It won't kill you. No, And that's fatal 100% of the time. Oh, no. Yeah shoes bit by a bat. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah shoes bit by a bat Then your body would cure it but it like it it goes faster

1:59:12 Back to the rave scene. is the basic premise of this strategy. They said in that podcast that rabies presents in the way that an ancient, by ancient, million-year-old disease presents. That's how it spreads. First reported fatality due to rabies in the United States, Think about it. Is that true? Dude, rabies, by the way, is like the fact that it killed, that article said it killed the guy who took the appropriate.

2:01:20 Is that what it is? scary. What is it from? devils. So that's not a sexually faces together. So they have the conf tick where the way that they, I think, fight is to like mash their faces together. Well, that's why variants are so strange. weird theory the reason that we were told wash wash wash is residual trauma from spanish flu They died of other diseases that they got while they had the Spanish flu one's weird because, you know, the people didn't really die from the Spanish flu. They died of other diseases that they got while they had the Spanish flu.

2:04:26 Basically, it wasn't Spanish. or didn't have that embargo. what a weird fucking thing it's wild it's almost like they i don't mean literally with my cockamamie parts of the country, they've tested mice and they tested positive for this stuff, but it hasn't I don't like this chronic wasting disease. It will happen. because people were shitting in the streets and living in filth and no sanitation,

2:07:06 That's one of the weirdest facets of Spanish flu. victims after a typically prolonged deathbed that is crazy super infection it was scary word man He was wrecked forever. Well, it is. But it's essentially, it is like a life form. Well, that was the the premise of 28 days later, right? were filled with shit. If you're smelling it, that means He really couldn't make a living.

2:10:23 You had to ride a fucking animal. In the very beginning of stagecoaches, people were so used to having a horse in front. You know about the Fermi's paradox, right? the latest theory on why they, is that every planet goes through the same basic process, Population control. out how to build the pyramids but we're this new confused barbaric version of it that's been

2:12:53 the Younger Dryas Impact Theory. America be a mile plus sheet of ice. And then it all stopped very quickly. And it also caused the death, the extinction of 65% how people could have explained Right. Yeah. I remember this now. And so they go, okay, 11,000 years ago, people were building these complex stone structures. You're the one that told me about the super volcano.

2:15:21 Don't re-up this information. Where if we go down the bad path and maybe there's this race to try to be – to have good morals and ethics and have society evolve at the same level that the human mind and technology evolves. disasters. Right, right. If we can get to a point where we can knock asteroids out of the sky and Well, Neuralink, I mean, you know, the doomsday scenario of AI. And by the way, you're an optimist. That's what I think. Yeah. Well, Neuralink, I mean, the doomsday scenario of AI,

2:17:41 we can work things out much better than we're doing right now. I think one of the things that hinders our ability to work things out is just like you were Samsung phones, the new Galaxy S24 Ultra comes out with AI. And if it's in headphones, we both have it. We need that for like a liberal and conservative. just adopt ideologies wholeheartedly. And that's what you're saying is that we're hopefully we're evolving towards a situation

2:19:54 And then people are going to get fed up with it and they're going to move into a more conservative know what the fuck was happening they raised me i know i barely know what the fuck is going on my We all come together as a tribe. Orfos that's our mega and will you please get here guys because I have a book event tonight. It's called American Cosmic,

2:21:42 that there there's some sort of a psychological aspect to them. And that the potential is that maybe that is where all intelligent life forms eventually evolve to if given enough time and they do it correctly. One of the things that Bob Lazar said about that craft right there, the sport model that I guess I could see operating a craft with my mind in a thousand years from now.

2:24:08 Yeah, we will emerge. that has to use a device. exactly but on a mega mega level mega mega level i think that's where we're going i think that's Yes. They wanted me to do it. And so I went forensically into my past and contacted Larry and said, Larry, it would be awesome if you would read the part of Larry. Oh, awesome. It was awesome. Bye. I would love to. All right, let's do it. All right, bye.