Joe Rogan Experience #2098 — Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Cheers. Are you a non-drinker now? Is it a Crohn's thing? until, You might all have it. There's no way you're not driving. You know what I mean? Usually the guys, you He gets it. Listen, I'm so happy. I have to fight Bobby next time I go to Nashville. Who would have fucking ever thought that was going to happen? Hell yeah.

3:05 I'm so happy. They should make the fighters drink a beer before every fight. All you have to do is put Bud Light on the bottle. I don't think that's a tough sell. Oh, man. That press? Everybody falls. His mom just died. Yeah. It was definitely. You get to be friends with them. Like, hey, what's up? What's going on? How you doing? Yeah, like, way to go, dickhead.

6:20 You see it. It's like, you're allowing another child to possibly knock your kid unconscious. parents would just be fucking freaking out you know it's like i'm so used to seeing people get Yeah. He would do everything could to mitigate it and so instead of him getting fucking angry and hyped up. He would Yeah, exactly. Jumping six in a summer league game is not easy.

8:48 It looks like he's just on the neck, which is illegal in wrestling. He thought it could interfere. It's like, oh, yeah, he got his neck. I was saying it's hard to drop just the like like a headlock it's called like a bulldog choke or a schoolyard choke yeah they Yeah, he's the scariest guy that ever lived. Can you show me the video of the kid where the dad jumps in?

11:01 Hey, ladies, look at that arm. What? And he won from waking up first? He sat up, so he's good. The Brazilian Valle Tuto guys, they all wore Speedos. Oh, no. And I got robbed at knife point. It was like seven bucks. I was like, you get out of your body. I'm like, yo, you guys can take this to the Mac machine and just get a bunch of money out. They were like, ah.

13:40 They made fun of you? Yes. That's nuts. Yeah, a lot of UFC fighters came from the favelas. Dude, it's terrifying. Movie's so crazy and apparently really accurate. Fuck all that. He got back. nice i was there it's like monopoly money it's like if it's not your currency i was out there I'm like, no, don't give me that. stay ahead of the curve. It was an easy thing to do.

16:03 I ever saw a fake $20 bill. That's what they do. How long have you been doing this? how the fuck can they not make fake? industrious people that to transform $1 bills into that's not a $10 bill, this is a $1 bill. Oh, yeah. Jay Ross. It's a fun conspiracy. They didn't release a charge? He said nothing happened, but this is the official report. and being out of jail that day.

19:23 You think it's like post-Will Smith, they've changed the rules? Yeah, you don't put your hands on our queen. I find it so fascinating how many people are, for whatever reason, are opposed to it. She has ruined the game of football. When they're playing against you When it's your team Just laughing in your face It cuts to them like You got to be in the snow.

21:03 They were giving fans like I can't believe oh yeah my friend they would just feed us beer and weed when we're like all you can do fucked up Depending on how big it is. And some comedy zone i was like trust me it's How old are you? I was probably 24. Put the shovel down. like four beers in and i was like i'll just go drink more inside true i kind of feel bad

23:19 It's the best. You couldn't hear him fall. I said to James... It seems like there's steps there. He does go down. He was very sad about this. Again, I don't know if I have the right one. I think you probably have, but no. Oh, he threw the kid down on his head. He's got a kid. The kid goes down head first. Carellon used to But also, when you're lifting people up and throwing

26:04 apparently doing an illegal choke and the dad jumped in. the only experience I have is, like, football. What do you fucking call this thing. the rule. Oh, he put him out. And you're just cutting off their carotid artery. He had him on the side with his arm and head together Oh yeah Yeah He does have an arm in. Now, I don't know what the rules are, but it does look like the kid has an arm in.

28:28 No, he looks dads fucking lose their cool. like taking that personally because that kid's supposed to like carry you on. Yeah. You can't discourage that either. It's just natural with dogs. Well, if you're a woman and you got a poodle, you know, what the fuck? Those things are nasty Is that what they are Good watch dogs Dude, they're sexual dogs, too.

30:46 A dog similar to today's standard poodle, the poodle was Germany's water dog, Yeah. They were surprising me. I hate that, man. Why do they do that? There's only one man left, dude. Yeah, he's doing supercar reviews on YouTube. Yeah, but it's him. He seems fine. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've been tricked across're about to get plowed, and you get in my car and you get plowed, you're fine. You know what I'm saying?

33:14 Okay, so there was another channel. Smartass. Yeah, my 12-year-old was asking me about him. Oh, wait. God, I'm not sure where. Really good fighter See your fever baby Do you? Fuck that. So nothing. Allergies. Nothing, man. Allergies can did this weird? What'd you do? Lasted a long time. Where I was like, what the fuck is going on? You sure? But I've never had one put his tongue in my mouth.

35:46 Yeah, I have two. It'll go away. I'm also on steroids to get my voice back so my body's all fucked up. You're on steroids to get your voice back? No. I also sing in my car at full blast. I've got to stop doing that. I've how to use his, so he didn't burn his voice out. I also sing in my car holiday party at the mothership. I did. My body will fight it off.

37:47 Yeah. So did it fix it? Were you pushing it? What'd you sing, dude? It hits me right in the soul, dude. Axl Rose. Dude. Let's go, Matt. I'm a singer now. Did his own songs and then just covered a bunch of songs. That's a good idea, dude. And funny comic, Walking in Memphis. Really? And you didn't know what was going on. He did the whole song. open up his set by singing Walking in Memphis.

40:15 Pretty tight. It was like an old Jewish thing. It's going to be you. In the OR. What was the benefit you did? I was like, you guys don't like this at all. Do you remember that bachelor party we did? They were pleased. Just think about the power of dance. Just switch straight to miming. Good magic. How can't follow magic. Good magic. There was a guy that was a legend in New England who used to do dirty dirty jokes he used to be on dr demento all the time but he used to do

43:42 You could repeat it. Yeah. So my girlfriend broke up with me. That's actually extremely funny. Oh, God. We had not we just started doing comedy like we were bad at comedy It was crazy. Just died. That's all I got got i got one pitch all right that's ball yeah that those shows are very fun though they teach you something though I didn't know. And I was like, what's up?

47:09 Yeah, true. And I was like, I'm going to do one show and then we'll go I stayed I was like I gotta stay for the late show bad sets because then I just like really focus yeah go god I've been fucking up something's Comedy is just a wild fucking thing, isn't it? Dude, bombing at a Mother's Day and then walking outside and it's 1 p.m.? Because your future is not a given.

48:47 like good comics will be like, All part of the process. I mean, it's admirable. Yeah, true. You're like, maybe I'll play video games. I try to do a thing where I'm like, I understand your feeling in my head. I'll be like he's just very upset right now this right now the thing is you don't know who you're talking to my children you don't know who You don't even have to be regular.

50:59 bad you're just like god damn bro that sucks man yeah Yeah. Yeah, if I was if I was certain people damn. They do come up with new ones. You're like, also get conflicting messages where like, He doesn't write your, you are. Matthew, would you please hand me a Bud Light? Dude, it's... Around the horses? I met the Clydesdales. Clydesdales? Wow, that thing is huge.

53:25 I'm 6'3". Because look at the top of his head. So it was me and Cam Patterson. a lady giving us like we walked in to this tour guide originally the left hand they're the nicest horses and I'm sure they are Clydesdale? They've got a ton of horses. I don't know. How dare you. Not my company. Bro, I know it's funny. Yeah, it's a very exciting thing. Bro, they didn't even look real.

56:36 At the end of Prohibition, they fucking rode those things right down Pennsylvania Avenue Isn't that crazy? And Prohibition is the big lesson, too. Yeah. It is wild to think at the end of Prohibition they drove and gave a case of beer to the president They can't be serious about running him again. So who's making that decision, though? This could be his second term.

58:24 For sure. They need to get him on something. He's going to bounce back. Oh, for sure. He's going to improvements. Oh, yeah, whatever. They're gonna get him on the right meds for sure. They need to get him I don't have a picture a good Kennedy out there doesn't look like he's going to win why? I want him to win. I wanted to win so fucking bad. Doesn't look like he's going to win.

59:16 On Ozempic. People have been taking it. Take this. Gastrointestinal. But some people take it and it's no problem at all. Yeah, true. buttocks owing to once weekly jabs. That's all. Oh, my God. My anus fell off. Yeah, man. You're like, what happened? We could do other stuff Sorry What are you doing? Peeling again Because of the friction Said the way. It still hurts when I have to urinate or defecate. It often starts peeling again because of the friction, said the survivor.

1:03:08 She still supports it, which is nice. I'd be depressed, yeah. It's going to be. I mean, me and Matt... I shit my boxers once. It took me about two weeks. But it didn't smell that bad, though. Dude, I started missing big dumps. You need to get a fucking large dump, dude. All that roughage, you know? and gained all the weight and day one off of it the first couple days

1:05:31 kind of like loopy. I can't eat them. I was making pancakes in my house in the morning So you get the frozen shit? We usually They kill more, those pizzas probably kill more people from the house fires. Nonsense. You gotta be high as fuck. Oh, a pizza oven would be nice. I can see you with a ladle of sauce. bro. Joe, you know Well, that's another option.

1:08:30 get back onto our workout routine? I am. Going nuts, yeah. I always work out. I was doing this new exercise and it was doing it a little too heavy. Okay. He's got a meeting at 1 every fucking time. Oh, I gotta take a piss. Good luck. Come on, bro. I kind of knew, but I don't think I'd ever seen one next to a regular horse before. Like, it was, like, a rural area.

1:10:55 Yeah. this guy this thing could kill me friend of mine was in a trail of horses where Really? Yeah, they never totally heal. And don't heal. They never totally heal. They had to shoot this horse If a horse breaks its leg, they'll bring out like a tarp on the track Yeah Such a shit design Unlike humans, horse has heavy bones and light leg bones. Oh, wow.

1:13:34 Wow. The disorder says that they've figured out some stuff, but that's why. where there's one clean break I mean, even during the Bobby permanently bent. And he would Yeah. You just dealt with excruciating pain Drags you up a tree They know. Wolves. Everyone tells me, but like, dude, Maybe life stays exactly the same to figure out a way to get us food

1:16:37 But the world would be in a fucking turmoil. wouldn't even be able to do the newspaper because they don't have the machines to do the newspaper say a couple things. and then the people who have that data now Facebook and Instagram deliberately manipulate their apps in ways to addict kids and teens what the kid's doing, right? Yeah, you can't get on the sites in Utah. I found a site.

1:18:44 That's a good idea, actually. Yeah,. Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea actually. It's a sponsor. Oh, do you think I can There are sponsors. You can go to, you know, Asian Netflix. I'll never bet somewhere else. My dad was a... What the fuck Jorge Masvidal fought for them. That makes sense. They had this big like multi $100,000, like $300,000, $400,000 for the winners for these

1:21:31 Yeah, but that's not their responsibility, I don't think. All this stuff. I don't want to see that. Oh my God. You don't know. Crazy industrial accidents. Their buddies pulling the arms. It. Oh, it's no good That was like 10 million people at least. Yeah, I shit my pants just last week. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, I guess you have to. I was fighting it.

1:24:09 I just filled my pants. I was like, oh, Christ. How far from the house were you? Oh, my God. Hopefully, they had leather seats, man. That's what I'm saying. You got to burn it and say, oh, it caught on fire, and bring it to the dealership. And she made him get undressed and hosed him off outside. She's getting thumb on it to make it blast. The hose water's fucking freezing.

1:26:48 I mean that is where it gets you Oh my god dude Yeah, it must have been. I feel it. fuck. Matt gave me around New York. Tommy was downstairs I've ever had. It was like 6 in the morning, and all of a sudden on the way, I was like, oh, fuck. I couldn't not do it. She looks back at your launching. You jumped at the airport at the... Kleenex. I saw them put it in my bag like weeks ago.

1:29:31 Bro, after using these robot toilets to clean your butt, I get sad when I have to just wipe it. Yeah, oh fuck my ass itches I shit every time I do stand. I haven't dumped there, I don't think. They scraped their asshole with seashells. 1857. Yeah, a lot of places in the world keep a dish of water. You throw the sponge away, Jamie? It's on the end of a spear.

1:31:35 It's like you're buffing. The water's flowing. Frozen yogurt. You're never, thick. Through the shower. Frozen yogurt. They were used and shared by fellow butt wipers. would carry them home, too. Without any knowledge What? Interesting. be getting most of the food. Look at the fucking length of that thing. Look at the worms behind him It's pretty great

1:34:29 It's kind of sad. greatest videos ever. He's just rubbing his back. Oh my nuts. They're the coolest. Grizzlies are fucking- And moose. No, no, probably not. It's hard to say. That's just a shitty, mangy, shitty bear. The first time we did an open mic together, I was like, yo, check this out. It's a very nice moment, dude. Fuck their lineup. It's weird

1:37:51 Chimps are very carnivorous. They eat everything they can catch. Remember Chimp Hepburn? Oh. Good move. Get the fuck out of my way. They're designed to kill things. What's the gorilla's possibility? But they're going to get fucked up. Because I don't think the big cat is used to fighting. Don't they kill all the, like every year. Yeah, These bears were going at it.

1:40:33 Or they'll decide that a female is hot and she's ready to have sex. People like. Yeah, they don't. Jamie, there's a video of, I think it was a black bear getting into a dude's cabin. Find that, because I sound like a dumbass. New Jersey has the highest population of bears per capita in the country. that live in Newark and cities. Yeah, they come in the Poconos.

1:42:20 And they are fucking disgusting. It's a- they call it like a zombie disease. Yo. Oh, really? They're just hungry. There were bears that were so hungry they couldn't hibernate. Yeah. He wakes up Yeah. that was the amount of money you can get for one deer skin what yeah they didn't eat deer Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Germany has brown bears. they would get them out of the east river and serve them to people at bars. It was bar food. First bear in Germany in 16 years.

1:45:19 Oh, so. It is. It's called Oso? Oh. For the people, by the people, of the people. God damn it, dude. That's something I would say. Government. and your friend's like, what? That first building. I bought a first Hawaii now. Yeah, he restarted. So this motherfucker says, okay, I'm going to move to Austin. Ron White's like, I'm like I'm friends with Ron White it's weird he's the man he might be the

1:48:57 I mean, we were in the planning stages. But then on top of that, They probably did yoga and grew squash. So he'd give them therapy, they'd have to pay 50 bucks, and then he would fuck them. That's the thing about the documentary that's wild. He, through the in the first place, you're kind of a sucker. like 20 years later when they're talking shit about him they talk about him they believed in

1:51:18 You are not ready. But that was him dancing. You get older, you become a monster. That's an older version of the dude. Yeah, look at that. I probably said to him, What I mean he ran this thing for a long time the thing they all say though is in the beginning True. to fuck him dude Waco is so funny fuck triangle of something on um yeah on netflix i've heard a long time ago they were like that like

1:54:56 That was nice. Which is almost fucking Bigfoot dude That guys would come in and steal people's crops. Sure And animals If we talked about this of this. It is so community and he just put his rake down and was like i run this and he just immediately started So she had, like, three father gods, and the meth head dude came through and shut down. So they were just crushing this lady with silver while she was an alcoholic.

1:57:32 I'm watching that tonight. She's got the Galactics. they have spaceships yeah they have spaceships they're gonna pick her up uh the galactics are I'm fucking hammered Oh, man. Jamie's still watching this on a sneak. Look at that one. for a while Hey, you can do it What the fuck? Oh, my God. william over decades it looks a little like will, the way he's smiling. If he was bald, he'd be like,

2:00:41 That stuff is in the Alex Jones toothpaste. Besmirch him You ever listen Zoom in on that. We'll be right back. Jesus Christ. pee and a shit? They're both pretty good That's peeing real hard Compare it to something dudes are now reviewing their My brain keeps dumping it. Side effects could be cancer. But if you only take... You have to keep taking it.

2:02:49 Yeah, what are they doing? They're making all this bullshit. They're talking about fucking flu vaccines. Fuck that dude. Fix my dick. Fix it. Yeah. Are you calling China a sausage party? female inhabitants. That's a What is it, 690 and 720? I don't know what's going on, dude. And they seem to be saying he's thankfully... World War III will happen. And then it's like, oh, but shoot that Russian guy between his fucking eyes.

2:05:31 Definitely. So you need to give up your guns so that we're somewhere that is actually happening. What's he going to do? whatever. Was he open carrying? Yeah, dude. People stealing trash? You get tackled coming in. Wow. It was nonstop of coppers there and all this other stuff. You get Or they asked him? I don't know. He might have had like the LeFemme Nikita.

2:08:01 It is very nice. Yeah, it's also funny how much dads are afraid of cities dude terrified They hate Fox News, God, dude. All day they watch how terrible things are in cities. is wild. I know, but it depends They got released. and he said they give him a nice hotel. What about us Americans that live here, Yeah. This is something they just- is that true? Is that absolutely true?

2:09:48 It's not like orcs. They're not going to vote left though. you're going to be able to get a job and then continue to get social assistance, Once you get established, you go, no one else. Bah, bah. Yeah. Well, people are waking up on both sides. Here, give me a beer. I'd like to talk about Gaza. In all these wars Yeah Yeah Eric Adams That's it. to vote right in new york elections yeah so that's all you need to know so that's that's the beginning

2:12:54 They just brought I've read a couple of his books. He had 13 Bentleys and shit. Once you buy one nice car, I've been on that. Yeah, switch it up. I can't have a Raptor in the car From the factory. What? Yeah, for real. Are we good at making cars now? Pickup trucks get wildly expensive. I don't know. and the whole time they're like are you shane hey what's going on i was like yeah i'm just here

2:15:33 Nothing happens though don't know about the Nazis one of those countries Yeah, mm-hmm. I guess it is far enough south that you would be white, right? What is it called? And the Catholic Church helped them. I mean it was a Full-on Nazi. Juice a lemon. Not one of the ones who make missiles. God damn. the type of shit I don't I think there was also a lot of evil sentiment.

2:19:05 Well, they were definitely into a cult. Yeah, I think it's just surprising to hear, like, They were trying to figure it out. Simons? Yeah. Dude they didn't even know about germs that was the there was the one guy who like blew the whistle on I forget the guy's eventually like went nuts and then like a few years later like oh fuck he was right because

2:21:22 Yeah. And he's like, oh, jeez, I got to change my reputation. Nuh-uh. Kind of worked. It's like, oh, the Nobel Prize. invention like no other nothing could burn stuff as um efficiently before like it would it would Damn, 1913. There was and remains a great deal of mystery surrounding his death. Then I realized We're done with facts. Ancient Aliens Dude, that was so incredible.

2:24:00 No, of course it is. This is incredible. Should have won an Emmy. I love that dude. I lived in Queens. I wanted He Paul Wald? Paul Wald did the same thing. Oh, he used to be big, right? Yeah, he got like super stout. Paul Wald. Works out hard, man. He works out hard. Paul Wald? You've been talking about this. I wanted to learn how to talk. I want to get the riff-raff fang.

2:25:20 It's crazy how much he looks like Mike Rainey. Come on, son. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That was my favorite part of the And it was like Adolphus Bush. He went over. He looked at Bush and was like, 2 million francs. and it just wasn't working. He was the bro. He was hitting the Stogies and fucking liquor. I swear to God it was Mark Twain that was like, no.

2:29:06 No, no. You could sell us. abolitionist and then he married into a family that had slaves whoa yeah and then he he would Yeah. Grant, were reading over the Century Company's contract that needed to be signed before He believed it would be dishonorable to back out after giving his word. while he was writing his articles on the Civil War battles. Back in the day, that was like the new mixtape.

2:31:48 No, no. Well, how much was it a day? Sounds like Ron White. on those things remember Beatys they were like cigarettes Black and milds Bro. Maybe like in India and that kind of thing. They're not a safer alternative to traditional cigarettes. Yeah you're not at a wedding These guys stink. They can handle this. Take a Xanax, dude. a snake venom and like your eyes puff up

2:34:16 Yeah, once you're not sick. Swim? Sw know. Swim? You feel good because you just had a near-death experience. Shit. stuff legal they got a man shit stop half buying it from people making it in No, I've never had mushrooms. I was high in 15 minutes I would like and I don't think anybody's doing independent third-party testing of weed gummies He likes being scared.

2:37:01 Yeah, but it's like. shitty life. Yeah, it's a little reality check. I don't want to have that experience while I'm in public. I get high a lot. I was like, I can't believe how strong that mushroom was. I left for 45 minutes. There you go. It was big. And then I was like, a flashing Euro light it's a bug light for a guy like me So, like, the next guy was like looking at me.

2:39:44 You realize that's a bit of an issue, right? Sitting on a bench by myself eating a sandwich. Pan-Cyans and all that shit. Yeah. So, like, if you're running, research purposes, yes. You can put that in your stuff that you're selling? Mushroom light. You know? There'd be a lot to figure out. I bet the pizza you make on mushrooms. Yeah, you'd buy the whole thing.

2:42:04 He's like, we're about three YouTube videos away. If this fucks up, we're fucked. take and bake. There's like mom's They do deep dish yeah Yeah again Bro one night we went over Rapolo's next to the club you want a fucking big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. With a good Sunday sauce. We were jarred sauce. Yeah. We were jarred sauce. She didn't cook anything.

2:44:48 The lasagna's soaking wet You're supposed to put like veal pork That's good though. Hamburger helper. Maybe tonight. And by the way, I like beans. The texture, they're like powdery. off Justin. I remember. I was eating baked beans I don't like beans at a Mexican place. Viscous. I love eating nut. That's a good one. The clams. They look good. at sculptures not good at handling a wave of an upper respiratory infection though yeah they did

2:47:35 They're drinking wine every day. Even in Spain. I was in Spain. was saying that 10% of all food stamps, the number one thing that people buy with food stamps is soda. A real Coke. Root beer. Not a Diet Coke. Like I used to work with guys that would put 12 sugars in their coffee. If you put 12 sugars every day in your coffee, he's like, bro, if it comes from me, it comes from me.

2:49:20 It might have changed. I get it, though. Eat food, but get a job. Jesus. Yeah, you hold it around, walk around. with the people that are on More than 5%. People love it. I don't drink soda at all now. Zevia's, it's sweetened with stevia. A grape soda. What does Zevia use for their flavors? I'm sure it does if you're a pussy. When he's 80, you don't tell him to stop drinking Diet Coke.

2:52:02 He's going to be fucking gazed up himself. I like Bobby, dude. His thing is to expand child support to the woman and the baby. if you get a lady pregnant... Yeah, but Vake's not... Is that what you guys are arguing for? They can do whatever they want. I'm not thinking about Vivek when I'm nothing in these hoes, dude. Vivek rhymes with cake. CIA and get rid of the up die like pro yeah he's gonna put you in a convertible

2:54:17 That's weird. Well, you can't bullshit really anymore. Yeah. Evoke. Yeah. Technological progress. Yeah vaccines are a big part of that. Dude, you can die from Tylenol. Your charred pussy It's hell pulling at your pussy Churros are so fucking good. That's the best choice of food. Yeah. They found bio labs there? Hold on. How the false Russia Biolab In fact, the U.S. assistance to Ukrainian biological labs has been targeted at strengthening

2:57:31 U.S. assistance to Ukrainian biological labs exists, but has been targeted at strengthening public health measures. I mean, it's a legitimate biological weapons tactic to develop. 100% we do. A penguin. Right. Yeah. It was two days Did you take vitamins or anything back then? For the record. It actually. Look at that motherfucker. It's a good guy. I disagree.

3:00:52 River otters are cute. A gang comes after another gang. Really? You're showing it to the monkey. Watch this. That's amazing. Yeah, magic rules. They nest on the ground like gorillas, and they're huge. What the fuck? They're really big chimpanzees. Damn. But there's two similar. Dude, you don't want to see a red panda? That's funny. I might be dogs.

3:03:49 He's such a cutie. Honey badger. Wolverines. And the fudge is like Yeah they are It's like, what the fuck? I love it. I'm going to fuck you up, dude. Bitch. You can't kill me. I was watching the thing on him. I think it's like they're- Fuck off. I'm going to bite your dick. I'm gonna bite your dick. He's gonna write for the dick. Look, the cat's trying to kill him. He's like, nope. You can't kill me.

3:05:13 They don't have flight. and it kept building stuff to escape. Crazy that nature made that and a giraffe Universe, planets, bombs. It's all soft. Everything's soft. For real. We get cut all the time. Dude, all of our vulnerable organs are right here. It's all soft. Just nothing. He's getting stung. He's getting stung, dude. He's getting stung. Honey, so good.

3:07:01 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I thought so, too. Yeah. Everybody says that. Every time you hold them, they're like, watch out. Chlamydia boys. They have chlamydia, right? Yeah. They're feeding them shit the whole time It's like mean koalas, but it turns out we're dumb Americans and don't know that it's a So they just have koalas with their mouths open? They actually can.

3:08:26 True. Jamie, can you find a video? At the end of the day, they're little bears. There he is. Oh. I would have fucking destroyed that claw. Yeah, I would have to do Yeah. This lady's trying to keep her dogs alive. Oh, that hurt. You know what's wild? Damn, their mothering instincts kicked in. Dude, those bears. They don't know anybody else. Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast.

3:11:09 it's hilarious