Joe Rogan Experience #2103 — Sam Morril Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Maybe in like second half of the show. Great, great. It's the best experience. I mean, theaters, I forgot how intimate clubs were He doesn't like me. He's eccentric. I see a table top of four. Yeah, so this women do listen to it. Yeah, but it's not you know, I'm a guy and I'm probably annoying I listen to her post-fight speeches, she's telling everybody that we just have to be nicer to each other. It is

3:34 and Dave Smith once and they knew so much about it Like, wanted to fight, like Oakley, Rodman, and you're gonna end up on this dude's team Yeah, that's the thing about. Do I want to try to show off? If you want to simplify it to like kids playing in the park, It's like anything else. I mean, I see people shit-talking like Steph Curry. I'm like, you know how this ends. It's

6:13 and they think they are right now. And you're like I had a friend who used to yell at people like dude that guy's homeless He, like a guy was like, he had a career night about against Michael Jordan, a career night, the guy's like, I never said that. of other elite athletes that also have their eye on this one goal. Yeah, let him have it. And you got to think that fucking torque that guy puts in that club, like, how many times

9:16 Yeah, he's jacked. it takes a lot. Well, I mean verbal from an audience. Now, in golf, they're like, quiet, quiet. Oh, we're gonna so fucked up. Oh, no. Yeah Should say I know nothing about golf, but like he's a dude if he's playing you're like yeah, it's fucking cool to watch tiger woods It's pretty cool. I mean listen to that cheer for golf. And some of the players like encourage it

12:20 Yeah. where I'm like, man, the shape you've got to be in. two shots. I mean, this is like, it's almost like a superhero origin story. It's a good question, like how much is too much, right? Daddy, please let me watch cartoons. where a guy like LeBron, who came from absolutely nothing Also, it's like, okay, you have every advantage. You put him, okay, which is better?

15:22 Yeah, you know because you're just not gonna have that certain level People were just carried off on stretchers. Yeah. Like if you watch those videos of him out in the back parking areas where they would Like very friendly to everybody took pictures of their buddies like not like a thug He would have been that was because that was like really where skill set is with his hands and his toughness

18:26 he fought for a while in Elite XC and he fought some some good fighters over there and then wrestler. Yeah. was more controlled base and less dynamic and not as explosive and like changing You have to retrain your body. If you want to learn how to do it, They're gonna figure it out. You can't have any holes in your game at all. You gotta be You can't just try to do movies. You really have to do other shit.

21:36 You know, it's just better for your brain, I think. You run out of shit to talk about. Otherwise you start faking it. anymore, you've just been doing hotel to hotel, He's like, gotta take a vacation. I mean, he's got a different, You can direct something if you wanted to. I'm like, I'm Jewish, I've never heard of that holiday. So, you know, thank God for stand up.

23:55 Just in the culture right now? It was probably so dangerous. because I've had a bad time there That's the fucking beauty of this still, is like, I think I've cracked a story, And you realize like, that's also, Yeah, exactly. I think it's on humor. You're like, I'm so bored Yeah, I mean that's the cool thing about comics is guys like Nate Bargazzi or something like that with the jokes like he has a rhythm

26:38 Yeah. No, no, this is the craziest comedy boom ever You know, when I was coming up, nobody did theaters. Underappreciated. because it was on my iTunes thing. By the way, I love when it's on shuffle and you hear like, whole thing on the way home. It's so cool. It's like it's an incredible album. Makes me sad to see people get mad at John Stewart right now for for shitting on both sides

28:56 It's weird that there's like a social responsibility people attribute to comedians when it's like, He he is the peak and it's interesting because he is like the animal house And Stewart is a great standup. And I'm like, that's the type of observation. Yeah, so he's back like on the Daily Show sometimes, and I don't know if they're saying the specifics

31:05 Damn because they didn't want me to say things that might get me in trouble. Okay. Damn. You take a percentage of their profits. Yeah. Say things that might get me in trouble It says China? later questions, Apple CEO Tim Cook about whether Communist Party wrote in a letter to Cook, holy shit. That's what I got out of that. I think so. Really? Yeah, and emails

34:46 It was the Guardians of the Peace, a cyber crime group allegedly connected to the North I think they did like one day on Katrina Yeah, but you don't want to go full communist. It gets real squirrelly. that's a fucking problem. as they're throwing back and forth to each other You did a good one in Columbus. Yeah, I think I have it here. But you know, sometimes you get someone really cool

37:11 I just am like, I don't care about Morning Radio. But they usually end up, sometimes they think it's funny, but other times- because they're weird to watch me do something bad. Probably not. Which, you know, I'm not gonna watch BBC, I'm gonna watch the news, but I don't want to think. Yeah. Which, you know, if I'm not, I'm not going to watch like BBC.

38:44 And I said, well, my uncle molested me I mean, have you been to Columbus before Great city, nonetheless. This is the best part, because he snaps here. We'll look forward to seeing you. Wait, I was just trying to explain even just the way you do one of those shows. That's why they were good together. I mean, yeah, we got it. Yeah. It's a big city, Columbus.

41:28 A lot of reports. because like you're not even in the room I did one pre-recorded from New York one Yeah, I was just gonna add an energy. He's got that calming energy too. because it's like, would you rather see them on, you know, good morning, whatever, I, you know, but yeah, I mean, this, you doing three hours is like, you know, it's it Well, you went against what a lot of people

44:39 People, even people with short attention spans, In the normal world. 100%. They work with the human mind. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more... I find a lot, Gary Veter tours with me That is a nice thing if you go to good cities, right? There's 9,000 episodes of Chopped. that was the first time I ever considered cooking. Yeah. I get so excited. It was so sketchy, this neighborhood.

48:47 That's like a late night waffle house anytime. I'm like, it's us and 40 divorce men here. But most of the time I'm pretty disciplined. Ooh, those are so nice. Yeah. If it's done the right way with the best bread. a good slice, just a regular cheese and tomato sauce slice. I like how he likes all the same types. Yeah, you watch it and you... and they let us in there to just make pizza,

52:12 We made their pizza Arturo's on Houston one of the best pizza spots also the vibe. There's a fucking piano player that I've been around for ever. Holy shit. Like, that's like, you feel like cool walking is just to know someone was shot here I know the whole family that owned the building He was like the media darling. Yeah. Yeah. You're in Mexico and you're a cartel leader.

55:22 You know, it was a different time. God damn it's good. And she just runs away and Carmella's like, what are they gonna, what are we Wasn't he in... It's fucking great. True romance. But when he became Tony Soprano, he like was that guy. Yeah. But we got him. You don't know his name. because you'd be like, oh, this is funny. Incredible pilot. Yes. Great storyline.

59:21 Even that whole opening montage with the sound old movies of like, you know, Bonnie and Clyde Isn't it crazy? Well, what's hilarious is the Daily Wire And there's five biological males that are identifying as females Like this is in Canada. Right. like kinnison scene it's one of the best scenes dude pull that up pull that up we just She's just like, you know, she's like, I loved him so much.

1:03:22 He goes, yeah, 500 last week to a whore. to open up and he just keeps doing like one line. He was, we have his handwritten notes but I couldn't line it up right now. I was like, club. Oh, yeah, I haven't seen you. I haven't been there yet I tried to I tried to come in December, but I couldn't line it up right now. It's like Yeah. He's like, you two should go get a room.

1:05:21 I love them. Like, it's fucking, these are good stories, you know? Those movies, Sandler's movies don't get enough respect. You fall in your face doing that shit. He's good, yeah. Like I'm used to playing with people and they're just like I didn't fucking foul you but with Sam's like I must I must have hit you when we were locked down for the pandemic. That was our thing. We would just

1:07:51 So it's like, um, so much. Like, I just watched Anatomy of a Fall. Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. West World was pretty fucking good. less weird less and less possible like everything they're talking about doing and we're going to be embedded. Yeah, but everything. Yeah. It'll store music. and you need to be on the fly able to respond to an email?

1:11:05 Get rid of clickbait, social media, minimal. He will just, like, he'll get back to me and be like, to each other. That's like, you know when people say like dark jokes and stuff like no you make that's a light joke You took a dark subject and you're finding light jokes about it. Yeah, you're lightening up the situation slightly. Which is what a lot of people are doing all day long. You were just scrolling through nonsense. You just get nonsense in front of your face

1:13:19 I do it because the thing about how much we're on the move, it's great for flights, great the face but you were resisting it, you weren't going to do it. Are you a good person if you're like everyone's an asshole in your stories. You're keeping your shit together, D-D-D-D-D-D, a light goes off, the cops come in and they arrest you. We have predictive technology

1:15:32 British man acquitted over London, Spain, flight bomb hoax. Wi-Fi network at the airport and the airport says that's not how it was. Yo! See that's crazy because because sometimes you'll say You have to use signal for that. we're constantly giving away. So sometimes you just fuck it and you go through the other lines? I can let you update right there at the airport with some janky terminal

1:18:53 If you subscribe to central bank digital currency, They're gonna put that chip in and you go, being like a caveman like like a australia pithicus like the early days Yeah. how to navigate computers. That's true. It'll be like, it'll be like OZMPIC. You're contributing to the grid of ideas if you link up. You're like one of those weird people They all give in everybody gave in yeah, and by the way off the grid a lot of them were comics

1:22:42 things that we do is because so many other people provide you with the stuff that would take up all your time It's not as easy to get that kind of meat. You're not building a sailboat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the only fans one's a wild one. It's a weird one True. Yeah, that makes sense. Did you think he was married to her? I've got a chip in my head. It's good.

1:26:00 But yeah, I mean, you know him. Yeah, he's not a normal guy. like oh everybody's not like this where you just got ideas just fucking bouncing around It looks like, buys Twitter, posts on it all the time. of like a degenerate gambler No way, no, you don't get to that level. If I was their friends I would have said guys guys guys don't do this This is insane software It's insane, he's software!

1:29:28 I have four words for you. I love this company. That's what I was saying. and dance around, why not go nutty? Whatever you got. for anti-competitive practices. than like a musk or a They're both good or the buffalo trace good to put that on yeah, whatever you go. Oh It's too much. Cheers, my brother. And you're like, all right. That's a fun movie. He's like yeah, he's like it's rare for like actors that mystique. He still kind of has some mystique

1:32:40 I think the book is incredible my issue with the movie is like they focus on the wrong characters the guy It's kind of incredible. Yeah, and these are over a thousand years old these arrowheads Yeah, and then everybody else is eventually herded off into camps and they're put on these reservations and And then all of a sudden these motherfuckers You watch them shoot all the buffalo.

1:35:21 It was a new Ken Burns documentary on PBS right now if you make a three and a half hour movie, dude, Yeah. So he always was like, didn't show many respect. It's like just spending three and a half hours Fucking insanity. Yep, the other guy or Charlie or they pretend the guy was hot. She won an award for being ugly and monster And that's right, that's, as I said,

1:38:02 Come on. look like Chilleries Theron did in Monster, It's dangerous. Mickey Ward's brother. I should say now that wasn't it a dicky something right? he's starving to death there. It's dangerous for everything. Talking about AI. There's a hot robot that I'm supposed to interact with and she knows how to press my buttons fear she's a hot robot so hot dude and once they put the skin on her and you know, she looks normal

1:41:20 Every you know everything about him his origin story story, everything. Perfectly vulnerable, you know, and when he gets stuck That's the problem. A24 makes a lot of cool shit. Like, I think one of Woody Allen's best movies ever is woman. What is a missile? But do you know that they suffer from a very specific type of PTSD? I'm just thinking Call of Duty Call of Duty. Yeah quake any of those games are require fast twitch

1:44:28 But it was a lot of these games like the third-person shooter first-person shooters. Yeah, Halo He'll fucking kill everybody on the other end of it Oh good this guy is look how good this guy is just fuck that dude up. Yeah, you're dead, bitch all, like this is different. this is not great for your brain. Because you watch porn for two minutes, So that you can be a partner and you fucking work weekends and

1:48:02 by Australian Armory. It's like we think of it as bad because it used to be bad. I think I don't think Just fucking around. Because you're wasting time. There's like good cops and bad cops. Yeah. Like, no, we're still individuals, man. The comedy world. He's one of the funniest human beings that's ever lived. First of all, it's cool. And you're starting to talk about politics. Yeah, you're gonna get a certain percentage of the guys the audience like

1:51:42 Let's go see her. Yeah, it could be show your tits. But I think with women, they get unfairly condemned for like sex jokes. Right. So it's a completely different dynamic. I was at a bar right after the gig in Vermont It really did help and he runs for it the cops get him. He went for one of the cops guns Bang. Yeah, the guy who hit me was a therapist.

1:54:32 Same with Jim Jones. Intent Ted Bundy. I mean not a buddy at Kaczynski very smart guy And the whole reason why you got involved in it could be because you're insane. Yeah, no, but it's real. You know, she was telling her stories. Female therapists can be really hot. Cynthia Guy wanted her ex-husband dead but her patient teamed with investigators to take her down.

1:56:31 There's something hot about fucking the therapist, I'd like one for the road. to know I need to know for sure you're really on this program dude I Yeah. you know what I would say if my therapist said this to me, Oh yeah. Yeah. It 100% but it also does mean the guys will say a woman's crazy if they're trying to gaslight them. Totally. That's true too.

1:59:12 Constructive. person if you're if you love them you should just be like all right 100% there's no why you fight when you see couples fighting in public And I think it's a dangerous area to get to. That's like what like martial arts competitions around you really trying to figure out how far you can go and how good you can get at this It didn't get physical, thank God.

2:01:18 But you get the wrong guy you're like, oh, yeah, well so there's guys who look for things like that because I don't want to argue even. You know, how much of it could have been avoided You know like after a show or something like that. I hate bad drugs because I think I'm not a bad drunk I don't know why I was awake. There's an answer in there somewhere, but that's the one time. I will definitely lie

2:03:40 So I'm sure I'm like you stink. You're the worst ref heart and he just looks around and gives me one of these like And just learning how to be a good drunk actor. You got any zucchinis back there? Serve with it. Does it really know you, know you? I was like, I really, yeah you try to fight a cop man. Jesus Christ because he's that fucking nice that's amazing yeah

2:05:46 98 degrees all the time They were nuts, man. People were always out there in the hallway yelling. Joey Cola told me that he was doing pips in Brooklyn and the guy showed him It pips. That's where And I'm getting, I'm coming back that night on the train, on Amtrak, whatever, wait, he's going to everyone like, And I was like, what is, like, he's a creepy little dude. So I'm like, whatever. But I'm like,

2:08:52 he was kind of like still keeping his eye on me I didn't realize how crazy he was. How do you feel about immigration? I'm those and those prankster guys every now and then they run into the wrong dude after you started. Tom Green had an internet show in his house. No, I remember the clips. I never... and bring all the toppings in a suitcase, So stupid and funny. I think he was- He kick his ass. It was so undercutters being so stupid and funny

2:11:11 Yeah, he's great. Well, Freddie got fingered. He goes, dude, he goes, I know everybody says it sucks. Whatever. No, he, uh... And it was, like, a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes or whatever. It's so insane. But most people thought it was preposterous. the zoe hand, he fucks everyone, cuts hair, kicks everybody's ass. What do you see? No, it was, that's one of the most stressed

2:13:40 The Safty Brothers. I, it was on TV the other day and it's like basically like John Wick in World War II. I gotta see this. It's fucking great. It's so ridiculous and it's like basically like John Wick and World War 2. And it's the way he does it. Doesn't he have like one line the whole time? Bro, John Wick won. I don't care what anybody says. It's like one of the best movies ever,

2:15:16 You can't fucking... You don't fuck with a man his car and kill his dog. He's so good in that movie, man. Ari Burt Tom and I were This is That's Barbie for me. I just didn't think it was that funny I stand? Everyone's talking about this movie, Saltburn. Do you see this shit? It's huge. It's a huge movie. Really? Yeah, I'm working on, Norman and I wrote a movie

2:18:53 We worked on an animated show for so fucking long and we couldn't sell it but you know, but I loved it but we're creating this show You should have, yeah. I think everybody should like other stuff too. Imagine what that was like back then. Because he, I mean, yeah, this is it. Why did he go to sell wine after that? You were Citizen Kane. So scary that marijuana is still a schedule one drug today

2:21:19 a superior fabric. It makes a superior paper. It's way better for paper. It's way superior fabric. It makes superior paper. It's way better for paper. And it's far superior, but for years, they'd use paper. So then they start cotton picking, Eli Whitney So it's a machine that does yes It's the same thing that they've always used he villainized it That is fucking nutty.

2:23:52 Dude, I highly recommend it. Orson Welles like he's like he's my hero. He's a genius So, I'll have one bite of this, and he goes, please be in my movie. I know you, you, you're an amateur magician. But he, the amount of people he shit talks in the book Ooh. A lot of people hated Chaplin. That's bullshit. Really? Oh, he was. So what was wrong with Chaplin? I think they thought he was- Is Chaplin like Michael Jordan?

2:27:03 Right, but that's what I'm saying. I know him silently. Yeah. Do you know what I'm talking about Jamie? I don't think that was a comedy. No, no it was but it wasn't but you know. What was the movie? Yeah. but he obviously was a bright mind. Of course he was a dick. I'm not saying that it's impossible to be like a cool that is very different than most occupations.

2:30:19 I always say there's probably a thousand of us who are like, who are just very cool and luckily most of the people that I've wanted to meet have always ended up kind of That show got canceled. And I did that show. He told me. fuck you stealing each other's jokes. we were hanging out 15, 16 hours a day. And I mean, shit, I was watching, But he just was a terrible marriage

2:34:27 Even when your friends point it out, It's real sketchy. He was accused of raping and murdering a woman. but it's, what was it, Jamie? So he took his dad owned a hotel So he started working at the hotel at like 13. Of course. Yeah, I'm sorry for bringing this up Right, just right up here. In Los Angeles, Delmont was known as a madam and black in the ensuing hours would play out on the front pages of William Randolph Hearst. There

2:38:36 he pulled her actress into an adjoining room This might take forever for me to read. Right. Hmm, we have, okay, hold on a second. But the prosecutor got the point dismissed as hearsay. Whoa. Yeah, I forgot. So what happened? A million dollars in 19, 2021 and in 2024 money? Or both off. After the 30s, that million he had in 1921 would have only been worth 750K.

2:41:29 And she died of that disease, and they just had him for money. Third trial, R. Buckle was allowed to call witnesses I mean it's almost kinda always been fucked. Stop yeah, stop being stupid. being stupid. Just make it funny if you're gonna do that shit. Just be better than what you are. Figure There's nothing else that's all that's in your control It's not good for you. It's not good for anybody. It's not good for that person It's not good for you

2:44:05 It is art, but it's like, it's also, Because they are like, we're artists. Nobody wants to do it remember shit they Kevin Hart where they were like, you said the word gay? The point is, it's fucking shun award shows and it's hard artists I The fucking down-to-earth dudes, I think the problem is we got into this to be funny and some people lose sight of that and they start pandering like I can tell when a

2:46:18 And you need the road because the second you stop relating or remembering what got you into this for the right reason as I still do. that you had to take? He wanted to be a movie star. He's a great actor. Well, he was really good in the headlining these clubs. That generation doesn't get it. Streamers and then did their own thing and It's just, there's a different world now where there's no gatekeepers anymore.

2:49:26 The goalpost is moving in. There was satirical, but you said the word Nazi You're managing at scale that's impossible to really even wrap our stupid little heads and they find the word, Okay, right, but those are human beings just like you this like you having the kind of power that it means to have to See every time you swipe right. There's somebody that sees it all.

2:51:24 happens? Like what happens? That's hilarious. That's why he was torn in the 70s. to achieve power and influence and what And if you look at what we are today versus what fatty arbuckle was As things move on, it'll be more of that. And they're all, all they have to do is learn English. So now in my mind, I'm telling the truth on stage, So you've been publicly shamed, guy?

2:55:08 If you're like a public person like yourself is just like never engage in that and also don't read the comments It's not a good allocation of resources. It's not good psychologically you shit all over my life. This is going far though. Right. But we've all hey, it's Uncle Bob here. We would just be coming friends when he passed away. I became friends with him at the store. Yeah, such a sweet guy

2:57:10 Yeah. He's so funny. and Bobby just fuck with him the whole day. Yeah, I was also very funny man, and he's getting ready to do a special finally. I've I and to move on and to suffer a little bit. This is how it is, yeah. when I burn this next one, Because he'll have to. You gotta love yourself a little more There's a few of those guys. I can't wait to take you to the club.

3:00:27 Most comedy clubs that were made by a comic are often like a comic who quit and has got It's like, so we took her philosophy It's like, let's do it. Like, like if I can do this and like I can do this and I don't feel any pressure Fucking Disneyland for comics. I want to set it up It's all of them. Beast, right? Workout shows any show and he films every one of his shows, workout shows, any show.

3:03:38 Remember Robert Townsend had those stand up shows? Oh, it's a beautiful thing, but it's also the store was low pressure back then like the way you were describing the seller They can sniff the new one you. I like to just say here's my, because sometimes it, and then I get the confidence to just But yeah, man, the seller is tough. He really is, and I don't know why,

3:05:44 I learned so much from Mattel Like he really is, I'm like you are this fucking dude. Legendary room. I had the most bizarre moment. He's just taller. That's brutal for half a second my friend has I saw my friend. That's brutal. Stand up, Greg Giroldo Jr.? So he asked me to do a show and I was like, I'll do your show. that it puts pressure. it might have been hard, I think it was News Radio.

3:08:44 He had his own show, he a show the lawyer one lawyer show Fest. So like did you get a holding deal? I'm like I got an agent. Yeah, they... Wow. I was like hold on no actors no writers at all like what do I I don't know how actors do it. Also, you're dealing with people I'll show you, pop. with like a neediness. between audience members and comic. If I'm home and I have time,

3:12:19 Stupid shit. Charlize you're taking the A-list you have to but he's supposed to be a giant Perfect guy for that. He's a big dude. He's fucking If you can just get past that, Which one's Gray Man? like you know a bar fight like no it's a different kind of guy this is a guy who And a lot of it has to deal with stories And you're like, how the fuck did you do that?

3:15:19 How about Stephen King? The Chaos Agent, this is a new book that just came out. Yeah, it's fucking nonsense. But I'm not convinced anymore, I don't know I'm not convinced every time I go to Instagram, I see them. Because if you just say the word Nazi you get flagged off of YouTube, right? The one that I just sent you it's like I just don't understand how you can't stop that

3:18:44 So it's a Bitcoin current more and Warren Buffett, can you tell us about There's no chance. I'm going to invest in Bitcoin. I think they just do it from other countries and they do it with so many different accounts Oh, look at that. not how recently this was, but a couple years ago that That's like the most famous one, someone reaching out. They got very intelligent people.

3:21:35 Yeah, it's like catching release fishing. What's his name? But he's like a college athlete. You're communicating back and forth The idea is that you're allowed to do that to a person you don't even know because that He's a kid. It's not healthy. I think that explained Kinnison. He's a new, he's a young guy from Austin, Well, it's not guaranteed you're gonna be funny.

3:24:05 You're like, let me just fucking hit my head proper. We'll see. It might be healthy. If I can keep it in check, but I think there's a certain amount of brain damage. It's not bad You were so nice about that, that I was like, Yeah, but still, you want energy. I just don't do anything crazy that other people can't do too year a few times and like we'd be out 14 days or whatever at a time. Every day we would

3:26:59 more of a chance to be robust while you're traveling and avoid sickness and avoid Right, you're in those bits If I'm doing something long, I want to feel both highs and I want to feel good. I used to take it all the time and holy shit, I might have to when I start writing a new Just like joke idea, joke idea. Fucked I'm just dreading it that starting at zero dude. Yeah, but you always do it you always do it

3:29:27 Hopefully we'll see what you'll come back. We'll promote it. I would love that. Thank you So like I'll put like a more offensive joke there sometimes I'll do whatever but it's That was never been a brick town in Oklahoma. So I guess great. Yeah, I love it All right, bye everybody. All right, bye everybody. All right, bye everybody.