Joe Rogan Experience #2112 — Dan Soder Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Is that really? He does this because he does this in real life. I would love for his cat Williams to be the voice of myself hate Doubling down on a crazy shit is fucking hilarious. How are you saying a week how many I don't give a fuck what he said I just never was there when he was there and he was already a big, you know, giant theater act by then.

2:37 I go, you want to do, do a spot at the club? Not enough people. Well, Pimp Chronicles was when? It's fucking amazing the the amount of He... by the way you're laughing with him at the whole time yeah he doesn't lose you and then the special But that's what you get when you get a brilliant mind. and it's gonna be film. I get how it happens. You have to stop and think about

5:46 It would be a couple days. Yeah, they'd be like, bro. I just didn't show up for work for sure. They'd want to kill you and you got crazy motherfuckers in your ears, Yeah. I think it leaves like a... Well, you're probably not to like empathize with these guys, but you're probably trying to feel something Who was the first to figure out cocaine? Trafficked?

8:19 The kind of, the people that need to do ayahuasca you would go there, you would talk to the doctor what do they call it, doctor shopping, a highly addictive heroin that you take in pill form But she went to the fucking jungle of Not only that. You're gonna give away some information Like if you had a fucking mask on and you were talking. And they're like David feel back doing coke when I a, I was a bus boy at this steakhouse

11:03 And then one time after work, like, did you kill people? I fucked their shit up. Yeah. And they're, they can walk here. Yeah. And that's because you don't want people over It would go like this. Also, and he's into psychology. Dude, some of those movies are like, what are you saying? Yeah, showgirls was written with a half-erect penis. not lose their boner and go, oh my god, she's insane.

14:20 They made it. Like if you're with a bunch of buddies and you get high and watch of Shane and Tweed and all those cinemax movies. and take it seriously, that by the time puberty hit Yeah. Like what the fuck she was 12 that is they know so fast that's so creepy. Yeah, I did you little raptor? Well, they're little drug dealers. And we're junkies too. No, it's not going to be limited.

17:00 they're getting busted all the time, Yes chat. Gbt is writing them Bro, they, it couldn't describe the founding fathers of the United it can use our emotions. Look at that. No, that's who we stole the way that was this was there talking about the images of Vikings dude You can't fucking lie about who the founding fathers were. Was the top left, they're attempted a white guy and they are just like ah we can't even do it. I think the top left is a white guy so they let they gave

20:53 where you said show me Muhammad Ali and it shows you this white guy didn't they like I want to see that. they wouldn't have been listening to. And black people were going out shaking their behind for Normal about Elvis because I got in enough trouble in the... That response muscle. They're like now you're just not happening back then you were not going to make it

23:33 That's like living right next to Sauron's dick I don't know actually probably not do you think he do you think Elvis did the fake death and just no he's dead as fuck Oh, but doesn't isn't that one of the things that happens when people take like vikin ends Yeah. But imagine how much that dude was eating at four months worth of food and banana peanut butter sandwiches He didn't shit for four months. He just packed it in how could you not shit for four months because my initial thought is

26:12 It's gross. Oh, but you're also like you have to poop. Yeah, my friend Larry, shout out to Larry. Like they had to just chip away at the cement shit just drink Mira-lax, just keep drinking Mira-lax. And I was like, I had to go. My legs were fucking, it was unbelievable. someone's got to see this. Oh my God. He's one of my favorite people. I love him to death.

29:45 You would like everybody. Separating like that. It's so it would not only was it so dumb It was stupid. But you can have a cool group of friends in high school. Yeah, you know, and that's what I try to cultivate I watch them in the middle and I go like I'm this is so fun I like bringing my friends who I like to watch because then I get to watch a show. Yes.

31:35 and he's a hilarious comic and I bring him on the road When we filmed that, I brought him, and then it's just like a hang. Yes. Yeah, it was like a fun fucking hang and I think the club shows represent like a more intimate thing It can be great. just murder my friend. he would have been a hall of Fame sniper in the army. And by the way, the way he kills, his bits are stuff

33:57 and it's just destroying the room. Nate had a bit that he did on Conan about his friend trying to fight And then six months later, Nate's on Conan, I got coming home from training. We had a steak, like a, and it was a, But it is a bummer and I didn't know what to do other than that should I go and tell them someone took a bite out of my she stole $100,000 from his bank account

36:44 Yeah, you're describing what's gonna happen And then you pull in with that cheeseburger and just start laying people out. Yeah There's like some jail some of these people jail. Some of these people are like, People used to, because this is coming waves. Maybe you have a guy that can fucking handle himself and he's not scared of your security and now there's two people

38:32 I'm all about USOs now, dude. We were talking about sonar here. Just my heart where I'm like, yeah, we both have the same crazy theory Well, here's the thing that if they know about them, fuck you, you should tell us. And I was listening to Last Podcast on the Left, And we're just up on the roof. But none of them, the octopus are very smart, but none of them have ever figured out how

40:57 They eat everything, but what if we're? Mate, what if that's us with the aliens in the water? Theoretically have a vehicle that has it's moving through an environment. It's projecting what's there It's just like a fucking ring every footage under the sea looks like a ring doorbell where it's just like Just the idea of something being here the whole time is so creepy.

43:33 superclass of travelers yeah they're like we're gonna get the fuck out of here it's like briefed him and it like broke him emotionally? There so people what people are saying is that these experiences They eat hummingbirds. No. I mean, but imagine like if something became super intelligent, but in a more Right. I tried this as a bit, but it never worked.

47:09 I'm gonna trouble imagine so pro dolphin, but dolphins evolved legs They... I don't think they call it Infantricide. What do they call babies? So those Chinese Yeah, so everyone's like, that might be my kid. Damn. Damn. if I was raised by a single mom who dated? Yeah, because he would have been like, I was maybe five when my mom started dating And you're like, how disrespected are you as a scientist that they're like, and fucking

50:45 They've killed a few. I think they sold them to another place. damn he's got three bodies on him. Why wasn't Tilikum put down? things uh things murdering people yeah just it killed your kid if you're the Yeah, to And there was just these guys going out there That's like saying, no more slavery Yeah, but they just can't manipulate their environment. It's very similar

53:58 percent just out of their fucking nuts He's like I go to the medical pool Wow the trainers had to keep him in the other pool for protection Yeah, not that big but like it's the size of a Mack truck and it's fucking holding you down at the bottom of a pool Her corpses later retrieved with a large net net after which she was determined to be deceased.

55:57 They wanted her dead. This is that this the second was a guy's they call him a vagrant snuck into the pool, which by the way until it come killed him But I'm on Tilikum's side, like, what are you doing? I was going to go, I know, in the soundtrack. Yeah, it means same I can't imagine feeling guilt-free And by the way, absolute abuse because I'm sure or because they're smart enough that

57:57 yeah, I don't wanna speak at a turn, Oh! So the problem is this girl got on with wearing a bikini because by the way it was 71 She was only trained to do it with people wearing wet suits. And I was like, pull up in his tranzam. My favorite episode of Leisureous Gangster ever is, I wasn't even on it. and their friends and they just go on a wild adventure

1:00:46 there was a scene involving a cat That's what I mean. You read about it and you're like oh, look at that, an animal and a cat friends. That guy, Jay and I talked it on the bonfire before I left, Whoa, yeah invest. Yeah, there's a series. That's what it is. I learned all my shit from bad He looks like a Philip Seymour Hoffman wore a fat suit and played an evil guy. It was on worse heroin

1:03:54 And he's sexually abusing these kids. And these kids are like, dude, I'm dying. And then we're scared that if they said anything to be close to that power. Yeah. Bro, imagine if we did have the ability to film things in HD from the sky Yeah. This and it's completely understandable. Larry Nassar's a piece of shit. What happened to that guy? Did he go like

1:06:35 Gets her too. Yeah, he's going to go in and be like, damn, you got her too. like a fighter. Look at this guy. Look at that. They gave him a net. They put a... He's chained. Fuck this what yeah, like I don't know what he did. I don't know what you know That guy doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body. They hit him with so many charges. That's immediately what I said to Che when we were at the game

1:09:20 fan, I'm like, come on guys. Do you guys try to ruin gambling forever? I bet she has a problem at the end of act one. Well, I think guys get super addicted to that too. It does the most damage out of all the addictions. but then all you do is you just wanna go do it again. dude, I had a buddy Like they know how like to set the line like all those guys are fucking crazy smart

1:12:06 But I've been to two Super Bowls, So the fourth quarter of the Niners Chiefs game, These fucking guys in front of us were just these like This is big for us. He was turned around talking to me and you're like, because he thinks I care about his And you're like, do you not understand? It's a disease more than it is an enjoyment. It's like a thing like I see that logo and I'm like

1:14:25 I care way too much. So then I watched it at home. Yeah, it's unbelievable We're watching this new Netflix show. What is this new Netflix show? It's a Korean series about people that get infected and they become He gets up and he starts spinning around. It's not real. And I think my dog was like trying to impress him. If it's like a hell hound or something, she's like, nah, I'm good if it's like a hell Something she's like

1:17:26 He'll like one bark. so everyone was inside in New York, and goes, she box now. Yeah, Carl's just like... Dogs are amazing. Nope. It's nice. Oh, Jesus. It has made it, cause I've fucked with everything Yeah. And I got the bug again. You got to do it in like, um, small servings or, or like, there has to be a I should walk away from this. And then six months later, I was like,

1:21:34 Vision Pro work does it work? Yeah dude, I would love to be- and we weren't anywhere near each other. But would that must be amazing when your entire field of view is taken up by the game and oh my god in moments like this like red There is to there is a level of it's too big. Oh really? Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, mouse game mouse. That's like some real shit real shit. That's the real shit. That's the real shit

1:24:48 It's insanity. You need really precise movement. Find like a That does matter, so it's all in one field of vision. Because you don't wanna go back and forth the screens. Some of them like lighter mouses. They like take everything out, anything that weighs anything. By the way, some of them are more than that. The right hand middle. So I have keys pressed that are all set up exactly for each weapon. I feel like a cokehead talking to a crackhead

1:27:28 So like if you're having a one-on-one death match, you'll set a timer and it'll count you Yeah. We do I wouldn't do that to them. I wouldn't do that to them. You would bring that back in their life The rail gun is like wherever you point at. Now he's got the rock. Oh, that was the rail gun. This is the rocket. That's a real gun He fucked that dude up, but that dude had to run and get some more shit.

1:29:43 When you play online games, you'll go against people and you're like, It's like that South Park where they play World of Warcraft Boom. Yeah. He's just like and and you spawn and they'll start talking shit like, what are you doing? Yeah. People get very mad at campers. Yeah, dude, but it's a fucking look you can You get a pistol when you start sure you're minimally

1:33:27 Yeah, so they know when things are spawning and some of them even have prompts to tell them, you know health spawns in 30 seconds would kill you again because they couldn't miss. Yeah, it gets very fast when they do multiplayer Just be like what you want to do what you want to do the zombie experience at sandbox And then so then you're just... Listen to me, get the shotgun.

1:35:55 And you just stand there and it... And so but sometimes you bump backs into each other for this Deadwood mansion game. Yeah, because you show up and he goes, hey Joe Roken, get the shotgun. I said, really? He goes, yeah, get the shotgun. on you because it's sensory. Oh my god, you're hunting counselors. Yeah, and row But Jason can set traps. This game fucking.

1:38:13 And then all of a sudden it's just like, in the background, I'm playing Jason. Want I want to I want to make sure this is true because someone told me it's a terrifying game that you can play on VR a minute, especially if you have one of those guys on those omnidirectional you just holding a controller and playing. and you're walking around with all that weight on.

1:40:39 Bro, they're probably laughing at this. But dude, alien. They kind of fucked that up in the second one I never bought the second one. I love the idea. I had a problem with I loved the idea at a problem with the ending because she escapes on this You know who's in that? Jesse Smollett. Really? But also- you know where they have to oversell it with the like,

1:43:57 You know when there's like an infection because something's embedded in you But that's what it feels like. is tolerable. have any information you're acting on this but the story seems so implausible You work in the arts. you should know how to tell Where you're like, hey, the show's running out And he just is like, it was a, it was a desperate move.

1:47:03 Hilarious. Dude, the show gave me anxiety. And he goes into the, and he tells you about the call It was a great hour. How's any. Yeah, I think he I think he. Or like I can't bust your balls because you'll take it seriously. I don't think he wants to admit that it was true and now he's stuck in that prison forever After it killed three people and you're like, I bet, you know, my pool is a little

1:50:06 It's like if you got that evil person in your ear right there Bro, there is no chance she stays alive if they let her out. Do you think that that's why she's in prison? are as powerful as our top businesses. And she's probably known the clock's ticking. to name well over 100 people connected with Epstein. I don't think she has anything to talk about except where she is maybe that if you look at this crime this overall crime

1:52:35 Maybe she should tell us who else is involved and we'll lock them up too. killed the journalist and was like, what are you gonna do and we're like Though that no subways are real nice opposition leader lawyer anti-corruption activists and political prisoner he He's like, I think Bill Cosby got a bad rep. You are you on your fucking mind the fuck is wrong with you?

1:55:01 Yeah, he's poisoned by an opposition figure anti-corruption activist was unlawfully detained has now been in prison for 11 years and six months he was like a rogue KGB agent. even Russians go like, that's pretty fucking good. Georgians and Central Asian Asian migrants in Russia He used to attend the Russian march, a very far-right nationalist group generally behind

1:57:37 Like he was like, ah, that was 12 years ago. But really, we've got to get rid of immigrants. Maybe it was a sketch. Pull out. Yeah, HBO and CNN. And then the other guy was like, I got tanks, bro. They just sucked the air out of the room. You know when you fight with your girl and she like, I'm sorry. She wrote him a poem? held in the arms of joyous light.

2:00:51 and the formulation of thought quickly taught. You know he's given up by his mother for a dog like oh really? They get they let him score like six goals. It was some Kim Jong-un shit 100% they're like, oh, whoa Like he's an older guy, but by the way he moves Do you think war is? He's a legit Judo black belt. but this is just an execution of technique.

2:03:09 Here's my question. You're selling the moves. Yeah, because like when he kicks his feet out. Who can we roll? Wow? That would change the way we elect our president. We're like, who we got? Francis and Gatto, US citizen. If that would be if there was one guy, it would either be military in the world one guy military but we still have bones Jones yeah

2:05:14 Brock Lesnar returns, he's 350 pounds at 49 years old. But that's what I mean. He's just doing he's just doing his he's like, oh, yeah, huh? their version of whatever the Navy SEALs are. He trained as a combat soldier and served for five years in a special forces unit of the IDF. Yeah, that guy's he's They're just like they're calloused to it if I was your mother

2:07:56 you could still fuck shit up. He's like a badass. And he was on this podcast talking about how he got like this idiot like ran up on him But I mean like. Yeah. He was active. that's what a dumb thing these guys that think that they can you can beat a trained fighter you grow up in Colorado and you go to like the matrix. So watch this, hold on, let me do it from the beginning.

2:10:30 It's so cool you could do that in real life. And I'm a huge Seroni guy. And I'm like, no, fuck that. It was like, I don't think Jones had the title yet, know it was broken until he was talking to me. Yeah in the ring. Yeah. You look down. And the thing is, greatest light heavyweight of all time without question. that he did, he would have had Nike sponsorships.

2:12:47 Yeah. But we're at that fight and we're watching these guys get chippy. These like Jersey Italian He had a fucking tough life. That's why I always say people with Lewis fucking drive. That's a drive. The guy is just changing shit in a way that everyone around him is going like badasses Russian badasses around we're going like I think Kim Jong-un like that's well. He's a rich you want to talk about a prince's king's son

2:15:46 you don't even get info from the outside I'm gonna go in word about it I cry when I'm alone it yes someone has to enforce the rules yeah that person is always the Yeah, I am very disappointed that you would not think that I would take care of you Thumbs up or down. where the people are starving, Wow. Do they have to lose? Is that guy in the judo class did against Putin?

2:19:24 their. Yo they let Rob and play with lip rings. Yeah, this can't be real dude that story when he like four there's on a run in the season he's like I'm gonna go to Vegas and get but it's been in production for three years. but I think he took for two days. Oh my God, that is so insane. What productions off a little bit, I guess the Jonathan majors who's had some problems this year. He was oh he was playing Robin

2:21:47 Dr. stinkless, Norwegian pussy. Like the way that Stan hope described it. hairless, stinkless Norwegian pussy. He's fucking crazy. No, he doesn't. I mean, before he got in trouble, He had a bunch. He had a record career They're we're about to see something we're going to see a little fucking I That's one of the worst things you're dealing with a man. That's a murderer and you're writing a poem

2:25:08 Some mentally ill people are also hot. I give me like best case scenario Could you still be my mommy? Who's that? Press he went I prepared I think the quote was something like I prepared to be challenged The lack of sharp questions. added, we will work with any U.S. president who the American people have confidence in I know how these fucking things go. Have you ever seen when he talks about how many US presidents?

2:28:29 Like, it's... They were like the worst for whistleblowers. You're like throwing a reverse. Which is even crazier than that. You ever see the dude who tells the story to the news about the missile that or the But he didn't know what it was. I'm almost October the 6th. that close up tight. I think people have already sampled it in rap songs He goes, I ain't seen nothing shit.

2:31:58 I love that. I think they lost the jet though. It's also wearing a weighted vest. Yeah. Have you ever seen those old dudes that work out in the park on those monkey bars and and did an episode with these guys. And your your grip strength especially at 40. Yeah, like look at this Pull ups, how hard up, look at that. I could do that if I got up there. I wouldn't do that. I could flip around if you fall your fuck

2:34:57 Those thunder domes. like a Discovery Zone kind of thing. Just rubber straps and be like, climb to the top. But now they do it with contact. Like it almost I wonder if it's almost easier Yeah, who cares? Yeah, you know what kind of half-do though, right? Like how much traveling happens? cream cream Abdul Jabbar This guy could fucking go he plays like he's playing with kids like that's how he kind of looks sometimes

2:38:29 I love a guy that has Horus Grant up top. But look, he can dish. He would apparently show up to like, remember when they had those free throw competitions Can't believe they're gonna give the ball to Mikhail What I love is we're in sports where someone calls something out in the middle of a play. Max Holloway was fighting Brian Ortega. Yeah, and he told Brian Ortega you got a block like this

2:41:08 That's so funny. Like, I won't even do it to you. Yeah, yeah, and just it's a big one He's talking about America in terms of like military, I think he already had a judo background, That's badass. doesn't have any weaknesses. He's very good on the ground, he's very good standing up. St. Denis is favored over Dustin Poirier. That's a real fight. and he's got ridiculous one punch power.

2:44:32 before he was ever an MMA fighter, Is that what they're is that what they're like super power you would say is is that just like the blitz crazy in and out very fast. Is that what their super power you would say is? It's a blitz. They separate and they call point now is based on the very ludicrous notion that one strike could kill someone That was a 320 degree wheel kick.

2:46:15 That's a one hitter. That's why that Dagestinian wrestling thing. You guys COVID. It's COVID bitch, you got us COVID. You can't just go in there and not know how to get up. The Randy Couture is like, you can't wrestle at all. Randy was actually nice to him. he was like watching someone fight a shark like oh he's got no he does oh it was Justin Gaith was that the last fight

2:48:38 it was poor it was poor it was yeah so here it is he gets him in a guillotine He kept that right knee from being in play every time. Yeah, and also Dustin needs to take a break here And you're really trapped it might be night night He's going to have one more fight and that's what's going to be it. The argument is Mighty Mouse, who's always had a special place in my heart for when he was in his prime

2:51:10 I just saw the flying arm bar. It was a master class. And this is a guy who had knocked him out When you're watching this cage side It's like, I know how hard it is to move that way. Before the dude hits the ground. In the air and this was a fight and he was just lightened his dude on fire like he was just like this yeah fire Yeah, and that's how I feel about mighty mouse when he was in his prime

2:53:58 because his voice was so soft. That's a crazy thing to watch on mushrooms. Oh dude. It was dude. I got robbed So I had to pretend that he really fucked my shit up There's two guys. you're gonna fucking die white boy. That sucked. I was at a bar and to some police called me and they go we found your car and I go was the CD booklet in it Dude, I had pages of bands.

2:56:26 But then that night. And Mark was sober. and he let me in and we watched the first season of And I thought it was just too cool. I mean, he really came close to beating that guy. and then fucking Shane Carlin lost. Really? Shane was a terrifying puncher. Shane's are bigger. He could put anybody to sleep with like a six inch punch. Well, I know he's out of Colorado.

2:59:06 So they're standing up there. I thought it was over right there. Look how close this is. You can stop the fight the Brock is still pushing him off, but he's not really effectively defending himself I mean, dude, the way he has him, I've never seen him. But Brock is fighting back. And then the second round, he was fresh, and Shane was done. Have you ever seen a fight where a guy does that and then wins by using his legs or something?

3:02:22 But he's still breathing heavily and then he's not gonna be able So Brock knows probably also that this is the end of the round Yeah, he's already exhausted and Brock looks way better and Brock is gonna just set it up This is good for both of them to it gives him a chance chance to recover. So he swung in there, tried to land a big bomb. Yeah, what he really needs to do is what's called answering the phone You put your hand in between Brock's head and your ear so he tapped. Yeah, he was done

3:04:50 Yeah, that would absolutely be, It all holds up. Couldn't wait for Beavis and Butthead. Dude, I was in middle school and it was like everybody was doing Beavis and Butthead impressions Are they good? some of them. It is good. Oh Yeah, there's an original show, Shogun, way back in the day. I love, FX does random shit sometimes and you're like, this is awesome.

3:07:38 Yeah. Who's in that? Oh shit? You're gonna lose an arm Forgot about bullets. Got a ketchup. I mean, you're talking about my favorite video game of all time, Ghost of Tsushima. Graphics it's unbelievable and it's open world. So you ride your, you ride around and then you'll duel Mongols. they lose the invasion. That's what it is, and then you fucking sneak attack.

3:10:27 Oh my god, and they said they're due for a sequel because this came out a couple years ago flaming arrows Yeah Look at this. No, I just make fun of that. Oh. He's like, what's your demons? I'm going to fucking jack you off. Oh my God. You can go on treasure hunts and shit that you would never find unless you like Time to go home by video games fun. Yeah. I want to go smoke a fat bowl and play fucking go susu shima

3:14:48 Movies and shit. We were like your spider-man movies are really cool And you better believe when I get to my hotel in San Antonio. That's, I'm fucking pumped.