Joe Rogan Experience #2118 — The Black Keys Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. There's nothing nothing. It's even close to that one. That one's so stupid while all the shit that is legal You don't have to have a concealed carry license here. It's constitutional carry. Yeah, so leave them a little how many states have that I just I just don't have a gun I don't I don't know man. It was a whole different thing he would do that we never really discussed with us

2:55 And I, you know, I emptied the thing into the range That makes sense. Some homemade shooting range in the basement. I fired a gun once when I was real young it had a bunch of different ranges on it. I don't know. No kickback really that's kind of freaky if you shoot one of those speed guns like a staccato Like there's zero kick to it. And he's like, check this out.

6:06 Jesus. It's just so insane. Like if you go watch try to watch any adjustments cause it was just so insanely bad. Oh my god. like he was the personal trainer of this like super agent. It was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword. going for a ride 100% of the time. because he's already got wacky hair. Have you seen the clips of him in Belarus eating the carrots and stuff?

11:15 go bring him to me and then all of a sudden he's a Russian citizen. So this is before the movie days, It looks you know preposterous really it's a lot of preposterousness to I key to because the people are playing along with it So it's how we speak Spanish. to get you. happened where Steven Seagal had told some legendary martial art artist guy Do mixed martial arts fights like he had a fight with a boxer

14:33 He just kind of grabs Bruce Lee, flicking a hoist him over his head, and he's like, But Jean's a gorilla I mean that that dude's a tank of a man. You know even as an don't think he's even hitting the balls before getting hit in the balls sucks. Never got fully kicked there never only like That's amazing. a baby to not be touched for months just cracks you cracks you so then this poor fuck goes

17:48 Yeah. Oh, for sure. But she, I was like, you know, People find it. I got a house in South Carolina and that all have herpes. Oh, I have heard of this. I'm just like... There's someone that's a private island. There's nothing good happening on islands. Someone has a private island. and drew and drove him nuts and he's like, fuck. there must have been someone that they like praised endlessly

21:31 but I haven't read it I buy a lot of books I don't read it's good on tape if on the death of the Manson murders. he's got enough for another book, he said. they told him, like many times Manson, beautiful thing we should all embrace, love and peace, let's make it violent psychos that that apparently Manson recorded a bunch of stuff at. Capital records is famous, world famous,

24:17 stoners working on like one guitar solo for eight hours so apparently he just So we were in the room and I'm sure it looked exactly the same way as it did when Manson Definitely wouldn't own a copyright to. He kind of, he's, they funded the retirement fund I wonder what the real album sounded like. Neither of us have ever played the bowl. And they played for three hours,

27:06 I don't know, we didn't get to meet them. I was eating at this restaurant I met him one time, he's real cool. Yeah. they were sitting there having like the most nerdy conversation. And then Flea was like, excuse me, What? Maybe we need to invent a new form of creating each other just put his hands on my shoulders, and said, you do a great job. But I was sitting, you know, sitting.

30:25 I'm over a table. Is this the time where he gets me? Would you okay if I shook Biden's hand? Bro, I'd love the gas lighting. Like what the fuck are you talking about things right now how about you folks Vitamin B12 I'm like give him the whole vial We need to chew up some Adderall. That would be that would be a good supplement company. It was like And they hook you up with Ambien.

34:04 Give me the Elvis cocktail. Jacobson dr. Feelgood edibles yeah I want the whole staff to be terrified all day long everybody What's this about Mickey Mantle? What did he give him? These guys that are telling you, you need to do this, you need to take this, who was in the middle of surgery And it's really common. taste and the doctor apparently was smoking and took his asterisk and put it

37:56 It never came back. So he can taste like hot sauce a little bit. And he'll be like, and I'm'm like what smell do you miss the most? It's kind of lost popularity that huffing I feel well a lot of that propolis died off Yeah dumb ass way to spend your day didn't turn to be a robot didn't someone on like the set of like a There was one that someone sent me about

40:40 an alien? What was she? I don't know this movie's kind of blow Sensors. Yeah they would lick their paintbrush and they all got horrible cancer, their and then they started using depleted uranium. He does have a superpower, he can guess people's birthdays. What year was I born? Remembered that my my neighbor who I golfed with used to be Oasis's agent

44:36 After the first day we were like, we got what we need. this up so we just spent the whole day just bullshitting with him. It's so good, dude. Like when I see people out trying to hook up in bars, everybody's on the game. And what you hear on the record is the take we did. It's gotta be. You know? It was cool all the felt All the footage that the director

47:53 Have fun There were a lot there. This is Miami. There are a lot of gals dressed like hookers here. Like, how do you know? This is Miami. They're like, guys, be very careful here. The guy like literally like takes his money and just runs down the street and now the Yeah. Back in the day. That is fucking nuts. Yeah, we we saw it on its way out he was working at the whiskey as like a stagehand and he had to

51:30 He was asleep. Yeah horrible that he went but well horrible period the whole story is horrible insane I just gotta live on with my life. I go, you were there. And they won some sort of a settlement with Zoloft. Shit oh my god. I mean boy did I eat shit? I mean I was there was nothing funny coming out of my mouth It was I was so depressed. I guess I couldn't shouldn't have done the set. I was so depressed

53:52 Yeah, that's probably what they do I told him to get divorced. So he would keep making up with her and she would insult him in public. I know it is. You know people change and if you're stuck with that person and especially if you have kids with that person, right? It's just like, you know. I just kept sending them to Dan. Just married a woman worth $38 billion.

57:10 He looks ripped, man. Good, it's good. Yeah, it's good. It's really better a guy the value of his stock went from like $3 million potentially But if that stuff invested, Apple such a bizarre company Those guys are fucking crushing. Not pay taxes? I'm the one who made the iPhone, you fucks. Apple. Yeah, we only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies

1:01:25 he's a really little kid, but he still understands Mean people must have been way smarter back then they probably were it's probably it meant a lot more I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. Yeah. What the fuck? Yo, that's not good Yeah. But you know what a reminder me of is we talked about this the other day the faces of death videos Whoever's digging into this this times now has not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video

1:05:33 Well, just crazy. Can we get AI to make a recipe that tastes like human flesh? He's a he's a fucking interesting character. He lives in Mexico. What's his cocktail? Cuz he seems like he's he's not good Just know that I know that but if you watch it, it's an hour and a half of just him just going no break He was interesting. It's like Using this rifle like he was making shots from the window the whole deal. The story is insane

1:08:24 Those always like that. He loved as a kid are fucking terrible. I ain't got time to bleed. Fights the predator. Hmm. It's crazy. It's ridiculous. But it's fun take it's fun. It's a fun movie, but it's good Ha ha ha ha. If you try to watch that movie, The Abyss, But you're right. A lot of those movies, Well, yeah, you weren't being inundated with information.

1:10:53 What's that what's that weed people smoke today? But I think he was pretty druggy in San Diego. you know, like anywhere in California. He's like, yeah, he's like, Right. And I've, you know, but I was thinking like, yeah, They're coming from another neighboring dimension and you're gonna watch porn on it. them return and then we're gonna realize that human beings can survive there.

1:14:14 had officially been acknowledged by the Navy. Every single piece of text that gets sent you're like, I can't tell you what, And I was like, dude, the guy's really out there. yeah, flying saucers or whatever. Yeah, yeah. That's why don't they have like aren't all the nuclear missiles or they were like weren't they all off line? I mean you look at what how the they dropped you've ever seen the video of them using the

1:17:20 Like make it hack-proof. I don't know me. I prefer the analog me. things are capable of lying. Like they trick the CAPTCHA system by saying that So you see like the things that they were doing in the 60s, the music in the 60s, the What the fuck happened? This is crazy. Yeah, you went from that to Never heard that never heard that CIA funded the development of hip-hop. Well, the CIA has good taste. They've been funding a lot of great shit

1:21:05 People like Tommy Wright III, 3-6 Mafia, Juicy J. They all sound incredible. It's fucking incredible. cassette. They have a specific sound. Some of it's a little demonic. Barbecue needs to hit us, man. Wow. And it was incredible. And we got Ju Noyne in the studio? Yeah. And we fucking did it, and it was incredible. Really nice guy. And then he, I think before it even came out

1:23:41 and it sounded the same as it did in the 90s, you know? Like those tapes in it. It was really fun. It's great that you put it on the album like in the middle of Memphis, everything like he was doing these YouTube videos. Tonetta a really big cock I don't know. I don't know when was that made These are from Milwaukee from the 90s, but it's kind of frog frog ask

1:27:22 is that you can instantaneously get music. Oh, it's crazy. collecting vinyl and obsessing and trying to find good copies of shit. Yeah, you couldn't check it out at all. It was like real pompous, record store people. at a fucking record store. That was a big thing like the art of the album was a big part of the experience of buying a record It was supposed to sound better, remember that? Yeah.

1:30:18 from new stuff full size. And I found these videos like a year and a half ago Takes ass in it's pretty good. They're not nearly as good as the really offensive ones Yeah, I'm looking up aren't real there's people that have made no these are not a slightly offensive not a lot of them are real there's They welcome it. The whole walls is plastered with these

1:33:04 Oh my God. Oh my god. Oh Oh Jesus Christ! No, she was telling us what not to say and what you listen to say today Yeah. It's not what it used to be no it's just it's weird now. It's very weird imagine a publicist suggesting we don't do broken I keep getting these texts from the Democratic Party like who've reported on this. But if that's true, that is one of the most wild stories of all time.

1:37:12 Because if that was a man did he know at the time when he was 15 you're 15 you're probably not good at judging And then this person's like much older than you so they're really good at manipulating It just takes on a life of its own She looks like an Olson twin She just knows her audience, man. Apparently for a long time. Better researched. I don't know.

1:40:32 They have like 15 million monthly listeners they've released two minutes of music It's weird to watch and if there's the option for like this instant success, like what's That's true. Yeah, what did he do to break his dick? Very nice. Jesus. Imagine if that's their thing now. It becomes like a fetish, like a foot fetish. It's only a little piece of the tube. I won't go in all the way what?

1:44:13 for just animals we would have gotten rid of bottle caps a long time ago Shut the fuck up. Is it worse for you than plastic straws? I have a feeling it probably is like what's in that fucking coating? are polyethylene PE or acrylin resin. microplastics that are in everybody's body. You're getting microplastics all the time. So is this shit bad for you?

1:46:37 viability and increase the production of reactive oxygen species in cell mitochondria, which How bad for you is exposed to low doses? Is it accumulative? Does it build up in your body? Right. They don't occur in nature, but we know how to make them. PFOA and PFOAS are found in items ranging from cookware and paper food packaging to personal It's bananas. I bet I mean I just I remember going through my grandfather's

1:49:19 would take the fertilizer in the bucket, put the water in, he put his hand in and he'd I've heard that too. and they put all this crazy. agriculture grows and regenerative agriculture is more difficult to do and Country Club in Arlington, Virginia a hypersensitivity to the chemical used in fungicide causing a severe allergic reaction Well, it kind of makes sense that like it doesn't really make sense you have that

1:52:52 He's just fucking like fast smart nose he hasn't slowed down at all I heard he doesn't And it was amazing, but I was too nervous to talk to him. And at one point he was texting someone and said, I'm too drunk to read the scoreboard. I'm too drunk to read the score this a lot is like watching sports in the 80s when I was a kid, like, So maybe it's deteriorated the television quality back then was awful. I mean, I'm trying to think that anybody actually watching anything

1:55:02 Let's watch it from the 80s. You won't be able to see anything. Look at that shit. That's hilarious. You could recreate this in AI like that, no problem. right after 9-11 like because there's a light coming down, but but no other lights and because you should call someone, we were on two rides driving us It's a good place to keep it because I'm from Ohio and I've never actually been into Dayton, Ohio

1:59:02 and people go to their grave just guessing. That's why I bring it to the private defense contractors It rains. It has its own atmosphere rains inside there. Wow But now they have like this crazy perimeter around it. They must be fully operational it was the money allocation. that it would cause awards. structure would get, I mean, how would it not get upended by something that doesn't

2:02:33 Yeah, I mean Like if there's a nuclear war what what are you coming back to? I mean, Jim Jones kind of looks like he could have been a loudster. He became a follower of his and like he was one of the most ripping guitar players. Oh my god gang see look there's Dan and Joe Walsh So what was this religious cult? What was it called? I? as a grown adult.

2:05:57 And are we willing to do that? small amount and like I was in LA in an Uber driving down sunset and all of a sudden like I can't even read my phone. I was like, get me back to the hotel. What are you doing here? I said, it's Sir Eaton Hog from Spinal Tap. like the general manager comes out like, The Alias, no one's ever calling looking for us. As a manager.

2:09:14 Like there's someone actually famous sitting right there, I want the attention, I wanna start checking in That dude is, he's wild. Imagine if we found Sean Penn's a problem. I've heard that one before. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm gonna get a couch. they were in New York, and he was walking to his job Oh my god. Dude, imagine if you got that phone call, like, Zolinski called your girlfriend.

2:12:39 I don't know that the actual proof, they're not gonna say like, yep, 100%, this is exactly what we did. Yeah. And so he was going over, sanity to the lake She got off on Okay. Involuntary. I did up accidentally stabbed my friend a hundred and eight times What state was that in California California That's a Tony Hinchcliffe line. These guys are all like touring now,

2:17:03 And you have one It's some of the funniest shit He's a fucking national treasure. He's a weird dude. We're gonna get on there He was dressed. What was he wearing? He was wearing like a leather strap across his chest leather codpiece Where'd you start? See there tonight. Yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, we love we love Shane making trees coming beautiful dogs

2:20:47 You know, we're kind of leading the charge there, too. Zero fucking me. I don't know how to do anything. So when I see you guys it's just to me And you're driving, you know? We just sit around, but there's this one type of porn. He was doing this thing about guys, fucking guys in the ass. I knew him I knew him from the clubs. So it was awesome that he quit cigarettes, the whole deal.

2:24:15 Actually Susan Sarandon was on her plane here, but I didn't I was a C-de-way and the guy just starts hitting on this chick, This is incredible. porn industry Who's in the chair right across the aisle so the way it lines up her face is She grew up like in a house surrounded by like a hundred. Yeah, yes tigers. Yes. I She's lying in bed with a lion I mean a lion for an actual lion

2:28:02 Showed me pictures of cars and shit the whole time. It's fucking amazing. Yep. Is that what Zuckerberg's into? Like he was out here training with like top flight Like he's a very smart dude, he's very competitive, It needs to go up that's that's an odd look maybe that's like I'm a billionaire Right, it makes you at least look smart. Not those glasses.

2:30:44 And I was trying to like, You can hear him grunting the whole time. unless you got the mic right here No one the fuck I told me this like it's been in the calendar for like two months Like concert videos. I mean people film tons of people go back and look at all that shit. They're filming. No, no It's like you feel like you can't live unless you're capturing things constantly.

2:33:32 Like people do every now and again You know me probably right I think so And as asses and melamine griffins fit. Fucking insane. The whole town would come. But what about the really old-timey ones like the ones what was the first ones that they put across the country when the But yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit and there's like, with signs that say like chop suey,

2:37:12 Opium dens was like a big thing that was brought over by the Chinese. and just have to work. Hai someone's a drug them and put them on a ship the person wakes up you better and I was I always walked with my buddy but I was on the way to his house and And so I That was so naive, I was eight. but he had just had his 10th DUI or something. I think this was fairly recent.

2:40:48 She killed herself Because I she's just she's already knows that she's she fell in love in prison They are when the internet goes nutty about stuff. I think it's so hilarious. Yeah, I just love it when someone like says they're gonna like like the Kate Middleton one, And that this photo, people aren't willing to publish it Or no one knows where she is.

2:43:30 Even Photoshop can erase Royals' latest PR blemish. I can imagine a bunch of old people It's kind of insane and they're just born into it, but I love the British media that's always the bullshit So there's just like there's the rules over there are different, you know And the guy was like, so, you know, And then the headline was like, opium-fueled blues.

2:45:24 His name was Eric, because like he, I think even though he got the heads up. which was called Making a Break. Jesus Christ. on the right path. You know? That's what it was Dennis Wilson, right? I think they had recorded at the studio that we were at that's where they would work in And he's like this is amazing this guy's cool why would you let them just be sober?

2:49:16 What's up with it? The wall's probably a giant LCD screen. It's somebody bought it. You know, like when you write to serial killers. He was a fucking odd dude too. It's funny because he's the prototypical guy, the loner in the woods that everyone's afraid Yeah, he wasn't wrong. He wasn't wrong about technology taking over the human race. Yeah, this is all pre cell phones, right?

2:51:45 to the woods and do this. Live a simple life with little money without electricity or running water working odd jobs receiving significant financial support from his family Interesting That's when people say, yeah, I'm a loner. know, we probably have quite a few geniuses and he was probably already super Maybe it wasn't even like a They could just run tests., they operated a brothel.

2:55:25 They ran it forever. They ran a free clinic. And Manson used to visit it. It just gets better. but there's like constantly reading the news scene something that's been what the Who died in Texas in February 11th, although it's just now in the news But that just seems really sketchy. know how to make your keys. and they can get the signal off of that

2:58:19 Do you know that story? that existed in 2004 when this guy died, Not really. You could get good internet back then. No, we did. He's just a rock solid pilot who, you know, This thing was jamming their radar signals they wanted to see what people how people's reaction would be to it if they saw it out But yeah, you know in the 80s when he came out and said he worked there, right?

3:03:06 working on the propulsion system. new guys. Let's try this guy. And so they get this dude who was a young crazy person And when he first saw it, his reaction was, Yeah, so supposedly he when he took off this is why he's getting fired, but the emotional turmoil in his life, because his wife is clearly He tells George Knapp his whole story and he's like I was working at this place and they're back engineering spaceships from another fucking planet

3:06:18 But it wasn't, I didn't see something It doesn't make any sense. They theorized the idea of some sort of a gravity propulsion system, something that does something Lazar described it, is if you thought of space one of the particle colliders detected it. So, we can imagine a world where the properties are very different than ours, and they might What we have to do is go back to the 40s to get those smart people to figure this out.

3:09:24 Rock and roll came out and the bowlers were like what the fuck determined you can't see sports on television prior to like 1995 you could probably I'm just thinking about my dad listening to baseball games on the radio, Right. Is that the end rail? This is like some Abbott and Castello stuff. I could see that Yeah, they're nuts. Like, you know when you're talking,

3:13:05 Do you feel this? So they're more relaxed. It was crazy. Imagine all those extra years of learning like a musical instrument. I mean, I will say it seems like any child prodigy It's cool that kids smart enough to become a doctor This was fun. Thank you for having my pleasure and again your your fucking new album is amazing. Thank you It's classic black keys. It's so good. It's so good. Thanks. I've listened to it at least 50 times

3:15:35 April 5th. Awesome yeah, well again, it's amazing can't wait to be able to get it everywhere