Joe Rogan Experience #2120 — That Mexican OT Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. That's hilarious. Pleasure to meet you too, man. Really it's hard right? Yeah, I'd go out to eat and I was like it cuz I'm already indecisive I'm like, no, I'm eating steak and lobster every night. Yeah, when he's got this crazy grill. But he's just a sweet dude, you know? If you're down, I'd love to connect y'all. And he puts it on, he's a comedian.

2:48 I remember as in Wiz Columbia, my buddy Nate was like, If I feel like maybe just cuz like it's easier to sing along to yeah a lot of my stuff like they don't even understand This is recess to me, so therefore, I thank God every day, bro, because I used to be on acid And it's just beautiful, bro. And I promise all my fans, I did a show in LA, and this girl brought a shirt,

5:12 So like, it's just cool. We're just savage, we're just more short. fist fighting in the living room, you know? There were some people that were supposed to fight for me in court when my mother died is because he was getting out of prison. I was in first grade, And they knew that she wanted to give me to Irma, It's just they just weren't heavy-handed

7:27 I was already grown. we all lived together. to go see my dad in prison. Wow. he would always ask for a Sprite and some Kit Kats. And also, you know, cause like, you can't, but you know what I'm saying? And I remember holding this basketball, it glued in the dark. And I was already feeling, Cause my parents were still kids. Yup, yup, yup. Yeah, he was because Joseph was definitely alive.

11:11 partying and all this and that. and came home talking about, and like smelling and shit. You know? It's just, we was just living. You know, they'd be Sophie, all right Sophie, when she passed and she, you passed and they were tight, man. My dad would wake me up before school at like four or five o'clock in the morning when I was in the seventh grade and

13:49 you know? and he would have me a house full of women, don't know so I'm about two three minutes in and he's like the fuck you're I don't even think I still know what I want to this day. You know what I'm saying? I just want a simple life. They told me what I wanted to do. I feel like I'm definitely me. Because I remember being in the backseat watching her jam Ashanti and Ja Rule.

16:27 And I ain't no bullshit, I mean, you think about how many people you touch and inspire, Yeah, no, it's a blessing, man. Yeah. Damn, you're just a baby. I would definitely... I don't know, because I feel like every time I drop something, But I'm from the country, I don't want no job. And then he was like, man, I got a homeboy. And just dropped it and it went good.

18:45 There's a difference between rapping and making music and I think when I wrote la muerte that's when I was like, yeah Yeah, correct You know what I'm saying? and mine's was most likely to be a rapper. Like I've always just had a crowd. performing. I've never even told them that shit. and they just look clean with the J's, What were your first? And then my mom, my dad's side of the family,

22:08 I've already like rock and rap to Latino music to country. to just jump in any genre and dominate because I can feel it and people go who the fuck is that? there's so many influences out there. There's a photo on the side of the wall. There's two of them of Steve Ray Vaughn on stage Wow, look at them. So it was always a cool spot. I think that's why people don't want to buy a house

24:43 But anyway, he's got this theory about But this table is different because all the people that have been this room talking great You feel like a loser again like yeah, you feel like like makes me feel like I felt when I was 16 That sounds crazy, I've never heard it, and brutally murders his wife and that. I think when something truly horrific happens, the experience is so intense and extreme that

27:34 like real softly, and you're like, My nanny always prayed, you know, and things like that. you know? Nobody gives a fuck about that Sun right man. You live in Portland been evil people yeah great not correct it's not like one society where Yes, I would highly advise it. Yeah. Yeah, it reminds me of peach fuzz He drives around like that Creep 1 was 2014, Creep 2 2017.

30:41 Correct. He said, dude, it's a comedy. Yeah, he's like the grandpa and he got caught Entertainment Center surrounding it and it was just filled with movies It's funny how Scarface became the gangster movie. That's a good one. That's a wicked movie. Wow. Well, we recently described is just like it's a non-stop chase which it kind of is. Yo you know what's good?

33:28 This is on Japan in the 1600s, It's very well done. Oh, I feel like I've seen like commercials of it, definitely. Yeah, because it's too much of my analytical brain. Yeah. Those kind of kung fu movies. Yeah. Yeah, I dig it, I dig it. Love scary movies. with my mama. They made a couple of them Yeah. And then they're like, like get away you fucking stupid clown

36:28 Oh, yeah. He's great. Great. Yeah, he had a really good Halloween. He just comes in and just fucking fuck shit up, goes've shit like bro. I want to be scared. You know I don't want to see him fucking take on a whole army That's basically like a John wick in World War two and fucking, yup, right here. He's like, yeah bro, he was like, He just got to watch it.

39:11 but like, you know, you might as well You know, that's like the gray man. It's just player to me. A straight up murderer. Bro, England didn't play. because I thought Bay City was like the only hood for 18 years that's a good run yeah the movie's crazy too yeah apparently is not too they didn't Yeah, cause I- Benicio del Toro, it's a good fucking movie. Well, Taylor Sheridan did it the guy who did Yellowstone

42:26 How come why? Here's the thing about riots. You ever catch a fish? You know when you catch a fish? It brings, it excites that feeling. You're looking for someone to say it doesn't matter. Will never do normally because that excites the war gene It might not have thought of how you said that that's crazy. I like that. It's war I'm you like you can't lose. Which is also like war.

45:35 That's the thing, once you have a lot, you're like, you know what? I remember I'd get done being angry, and when I would be done, I'd be like, I just want It's probably pent-up childhood shit it did I feel like it definitely was but you know, like you said, you know Because energy is real. The idea that you could be like the only one person having fun. That's not real

47:36 and I fucking started booking first class and I just look, and I see my partner over there laughing. But I do it because, like, man, that's just who I am. That's a great sign of your character that that's that's because a lot of people when they start doing good Right. Like, how good is that? Yeah, so good. Yeah, so well make sense it feels you know it flows. You know I'm saying he's the best writer

50:04 Contender was coming up. I'd be like oh that guy's good. No shit. Billy I agree though. They were saying shit. People were listening to Cool G rap and DJ Polo. Take nine. Yeah, I remember I was jamming tech nine yellow wolf and all these dudes They was like really the shit and my uncle's to, my uncles was like, they was SPM to me. like you kinda was-

52:52 He'd be like, shut the fuck up, get on this beat. to really develop a man correctly. get down here, want to hear you and he wanted you to do it? that I was super grateful for They're trying to look for answers still felt like it just wasn't for me and my my my grandpa skill You're gonna have fucking card notes and all this extra and he just you know, just giving me a game on it

55:17 Yes, always, still to this day. And then if you're, like, that's where your dad, like, Now it's muscle memory at this point. And that only happens through repetition. Not it didn't teach me how to English and how to talk but it taught me like how to put shit together really right? Yeah, correct. So my nanny, she was working at the plant. but how long you here for I gotta be in South Padre tomorrow and then and then California for

57:55 I was barbecued. It's next-door neighbors. You just got to figure out how to go over Yeah, and and I yeah, I definitely agree, but like to me Because he said this one thing, Oh, okay. It's like when you see people at the top of the game you what is painting whatever the fuck it is I dominate you would dominate yeah I want to talk to you. Thank you, but that's how I the show. I just only find people like what's the black keys?

1:01:52 comedians man You know what I'm saying? Fucking with it, twisting it around, changing it, adding to it, better correct like looking at it all the time fucking with it twisting it around They did a cloud they did a thing called the heavy rhyme experience Specifically so people could rap over it, you know live music but a friend of mine the roots. Yeah

1:04:17 Do I think this is cycles of things? Yeah. Of course, you know I'm saying I've met a lot of people Some some dudes inside are so talented and because they have to be so ingenious years old in Mexico. the speakers, all the keys, you know, Yeah, some people were just, some people like they even if they don't know how to do They can't stop. Touching your fingers?

1:07:10 They made something called Snapchat syndrome. Like, that's crazy, bro. At its most severe, the disorder may cause people to seek out cosmetic procedures in And I don't know about y'all, but to me, there's such thing as too much. For real But I mean probably no eggs left. She's a bad motherfucker. I bet she got a few in there That's a bad motherfucker right there like four months later. We hear you got her pregnant

1:09:09 Damn looks good though. Yeah Maybe. Everywhere you go, people are bullshitting you. I'm like, oh my god, is this what girls feel like? Hey, Joe. It was wild. in that whole building. but dudes would try to spot you for no reason you spot bro Yeah, it's homeboy hit the bar door wadda. Oh Christopher walking. Yeah, that's how he talks Yeah, everybody lives in their fucking emotions like who gives a fuck no you order this vato it only burns for a little bit man

1:12:50 South Park is the ultimate Jesus and Hitler fuck. Yeah, they did. Holy shit. Yeah, bro and you just see his feet hanging out dangling from the ass. Shoot him? I was just thinking that. and you have to put your feet on his ass. Dude, my dad was like two elbows deep in a cow one time trying to help it get birthed. I like that dig. Hey, you gonna fuck you up. How do they do that? Are the bulls contained? You know? Yeah He's like, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh, have you ever had them? Yeah, they're good. Mm-hmm. It's not something I would order. Is it fat? Yeah

1:15:20 That's one thing cuz I hunt I'll have I'll take you to oh you're gonna taste this. I'll bring you back over there where I'm at. Yeah. No, that's fucked. It's a lot of discipline. Like, when I think of the bow and arrow and I see you hit that Because usually it's a part of like every day. in your ability, and even then, Yeah, doesn't even sound like a real animal when they come as beautiful. Sometimes you're on a trail and you're hiding

1:18:06 Yeah, I believe it. Well, the elk, they don't want to be around you. I've always thought rams were my spirit animal. Yes, I'm saying. Yeah, nah, shit, shout out Busta. Yeah, yeah. That sucks. and they live up to your expectations. Correct. It is a bummer when they don't. Yeah. Like, I hope Adam Sandler is that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice when you meet somebody they live up to your expectations

1:20:02 Yeah, he was a hairdresser. He was fucking all those those ladies fuck the old lady. I fucked all those old ladies I don't think so. I met Will Ferrell once too. Jim Carrey was on that shit, bro. Oh, man. That was my shit. My boy TB Robbie, he my miss can out there in San Antonio. He definitely still is like one of my in-house producers When you do that, what is the process like?

1:22:19 Yeah, and then I just catch it from there. I just text them. It's always different like sometimes I'm by myself sometimes you know saying my boys are with me Yeah exactly. Or see him tomorrow night. I 100% will. I'm going to see him tonight. Thank you. Let's fucking go when that song is on. send you this new shit I've been working on I want it like I said I want to name

1:24:54 the human body. Like just be a kid like it's all working out is at the at the playground having fun Great and the best way to develop them is to learn how to play Keep it playful, learn the moves, learn the positions. And bro, seeing him, he was a white boy, a jiu-jitsu artist or fighter. I don't know if you'd call it artist. You'd call it martial artist. Yeah.

1:26:59 The way, because it's different when you, Learning how to manipulate a human body is a very underrated skill. Oh my God. Fucking, he went to Little Rock, Arkansas, They went through it already, yeah. My buddy Drody, he's always saying he knows jujitsu I mean that's that dudes put in some numbers my buddy drody. He fucking Like, Jordan, you outta there.

1:29:22 He's gay, but like, bro, six foot five, Exactly. Holy shit. I'm like, damn bro, he's a savage. but it's a different world. Those are the kind of guys you want not to do well so much. No, no, so you're saying they're a crime because they're emotional. You want to do well. Those are the kind of guys you want wanting to do well so much. Like, don't get it twisted.

1:31:28 I felt like that when I was 18 really And I wanted to be like him. I'd won a bunch of tournaments. Through Bob Wire, it's about this dude, he's from Belgium. and eventually that one thing led to another, he's in fucking bangkok fighting underground fighters There's a bunch of people that are doing that shit now and you can find videos of it online.

1:33:46 Oh that's real. To work? He said that fucking and he's like, I still don't know who the fuck y'all are. and when he falls out he wakes up, And then he came back. Yeah. I believe it. Fee about this. He brought it up. He was like, it's going on right now. Yeah. You know, like He was in the Europe military. and he said he's in there forever. And he said he fucking kicked that door

1:37:51 How was he, he was dressed like a woman? I forgot what the I forgot what fight fighting style he trained in but like he fought like 20 people at once broken ribs It went too crazy Bro, some of them, they fell into my algorithm, Arms off and killed this family or some shit like I don't know about that. What is that? Do you know we're talking about? He replaced his arm with a sword.

1:40:12 I found the clip of us talking about it. life they sent him back to his camp this guy like glues on knives onto his hands He's a bad motherfucker himself. cause I don't have too much knowledge of it. You know like his last fight He's got a fight schedule right now He running. Canelo fought one of the Charlotte brothers. I forgot who he was. or two or two and a half and shit.

1:43:24 Oh, he's great. That shit was crazy to me. God damn, that weight class. from from when They're so much better. bullshit but then when I fucking saw it in person, then you really appreciate it, remind me when you said the understanding. That's what I wanted to Why don't you? bro I'm gonna be an animal do you think you ever gonna get to a point where you create your own beats

1:46:38 He had a swagger to him. cuz he was making his beat he was doing all that shit bro Pocket yeah, of course pocket he he fucking Cause I want you to hear him sing and rap. It gets better. Yes. and he fucking Zero. everybody singing, mid-fight. for some reason, people don't know. I'm like, it blows my mind. You gotta have the ghetto boys in there. Definitely.

1:50:37 That's what I'm saying. Keith what wasn't there a fourth member to the ghetto boys right when the name Keith some shit like that. I know He's a bad motherfucker, bro. And and and people people be like Pac will he got that pain each bro? at one point, because it was just so in their face. I love that shit. Right, if you were growing up with Pac, and sing.

1:53:02 I like that shit. Rocking rock and country. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I don't know why bro That's how I named this podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience. I think space is a distraction. I would die of heart failure Like, get the fuck out of here, bro. you know run into you and knock your ass out or just take your legs yeah just I'm always one of the so so on my bucket list. I want to catch a swordfish

1:55:52 I've seen some dude here had one one of the guests had a pair of fish boots on What a crazy looking fish? It's not likely but in a world Great. Which animals lived 65 million years ago? They know all that. I'm a huge fan of rhinos Yeah, it's probably just some old wives to appear those rhinos and honey pegs Yeah, shark fin soup. It's okay, I get it.

1:59:35 Look, you can eat sharks. Like then you're gonna have an overpopulation of sharks great like there's places where they have an overpopulation like deep, deep, deep into the country. So these people would go swimming in the river, Yeah. It's so fucking big. That thing is just steady and everything it wants goats. There's a there's a snake An oil rig they had a deep water camera on an oil rig and they're like what the fuck is this?

2:02:52 If we went to another planet and you saw that thing on camera until like a decade or so ago. This was in the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, look at that Yeah, that's on the camera. I'd be terrified bro. Yeah, you should be terrified. Look at that thing. Do you think they sting? Oh, yeah, they must they do something. I mean there's got to be some reason that it has these long long

2:04:15 Wow. That's seven thousand feet. Yeah, there's nothing there seven thousand feet below the ocean that thing lives Yeah, I think there's probably life on Mars Really? Yeah, it's more I hope it's not. Really? Yeah, it would be really rough Russia a cold war with Russia to who could get to the moon first and that we faked it He created this NFT, and it also has a digital art.

2:07:18 northeast with west and south however the old spelling of the words varied from newese, newis, any It stands for a notable event. No, I think that's what it is. People do that all the time with stuff. Bro, I'd be like, he just make it sound so real. He commits. Bro, I be like, oh yeah, he be making me think like, and how much you talk well about people.

2:09:31 Yeah, we need each other. That's what we were talking about earlier like to be the only person who's doing well. It's crazy You know they see you having a good time over there, and they can't even be a part of that like fuck that dude you down bad. Yeah, like cool to me cuz because he's excluded. You know I'm saying right well. I love you, bro No, don't get it twisted.

2:11:25 It's a better way to live. It is, bro. and he was like, she was just always mad. Mark Twain once said, anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in A lot of life is how you address a situation. Yeah. Like it's cool performing at the rodeo. finna go crazy nice well they treat me like I'm Michael Jackson, bro. I see myself being in this game forever because like,

2:14:05 Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's always been a fear of mine. Even when I'm not having a tour I got side shows and shit like that. I'm saying handing CDs out like check me out check me out. Check me out. Like that was the hustle of it. That was the beauty in it I like that hustle though, you know, like I guess it's a South side thing Yeah, pussy make the world go around in a lot of ways in a fuckload of ways. It's a main motivation for men

2:16:49 And she was like, oh he in chemo. and then drive another two hours I say it all like, man, if your man ain't shit cause I respect hoes and good sluts. And shit like that back bitch move and maybe they don't know how to handle that shit These bitches, they're used to it. Yeah. I like that shit though. I love the underdogs. I love, I'm saying? Get your big ass up here, baby. You finna sign tonight. Yeah.

2:18:54 It feels amazing. It's amazing. She'd be like, go V-Man V Man go so when I seen that shirt Right. You know what I'm saying? I swear I'm not trying suck your dick. You're a bad motherfucker. Like I respect you Come on, let's out there if you can get a ticket. Come on now, I love pigs.