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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Right on you puffing. I couldn't get a root canal cuz I was in Oklahoma, you know, every life is sacred G-g-g-g-g. You know, of course he's right. and being able to take shit down whenever they want and doing. It hasn't been 1944 forever it's been Look, I want to make this clear to everyone. because that's what I unfortunately did

4:17 Jimmy was putting up because I could see the stories ready loading up for the whatever the next segment I see Israeli ambassador in UK That's how I thought we looked at it like it was a terrible crime, but she goes yeah, you know Dresden. We got to do Dresden a German surrender leveled the city and left tens of thousands dead and probably So she was essentially saying we have to commit a war crime.

6:14 They live in 1944. I hope I make it clear. I'm one of the good people and He doesn't talk about things unless he knows his things and he goes very very deep into subjects hilarious comic um very impressive you see on Piers Morgan And I cannot wait to ask Gary about it, He's the reason that one just his performance right I maybe maybe you can say that for Barbie. It's pretty fucking good movie

9:33 Got for so I who got sub at the Oscars at all. I looked at it Barbie not get it The theater industry did get killed though. Boy, the COVID really did end the streaming thing. Samsung TV cost right now when I remember when they first came out with plasma screens you get cheaper than insulin That's insane. Yeah, 65 inches 4k this stuff. PCs them now can you edit this out Jim okay Okay, so what year is this?

13:39 Like the Black Friday line started getting so crazy because everyone's looking for good TV deals and what not yeah When you say these guys are getting in trouble on tik-tok like I don't I'm not on tik-tok And the guy's English is not, There's 400 and 500 people at that camp. Hey, that's why episode the clip from Jimmy Showman. How many chances is this?

16:15 Thanks so much for joining us. We've got bombs there, okay, go ahead We went we were again on our target. That's not what you're hearing, Wolf. We, again, we're focused on this commander. Again, I mean, we, as you know, we've been saying for days, move south. I'll tell it, I'll say it again. people looking at things objectively versus people that look at things tribally. Yeah. And

20:04 The Uighurs are living like kings We're if we bring it up they go oh don't say that when you say what I was there you went to Guantanamo Bay Cheering, Destruction, and Mocking Gazans Talit or people didn't know what he was saying. I'm like force everybody use a flip phone like a tell We're not as good at fighting as them. That, guys, is what it is.

22:23 Well, you can move there like if I That's it. You don't need to be religious to qualify to fit in our trips Bunch of Jewish people don't. there's a bunch of different races and Jewish is one of them because she did the homework of anti-racism that she was you were supposed to read those You must have talked this didn't do you had James Lindsay on he didn't bring up like any of this of love that

25:38 And he made little Lisa slurry and she's like Jesus you're worse when you're trying to be good. Yeah, that's what it is You know Ian with who's here with Atel, Ian Financer. and even now on Zuckerberg's platforms, that they're going to do something to throttle the opinions of people that have people go we all know it's a scam and the next stage off that is like wait why

28:11 Okay, I won't don't look into Hillary's even that's a hilarious one to Highly frightened all the time New York Times has just started doing this new thing on Instagram Ultra liberal out-of-touch people yeah, and these people are talking about No, hold on. So this is the New York Times. Which is I'm a sex in the city guy or gal and I work in the paper

31:19 it's kinda similar to when people were mad at Seinfeld. so all like, exactly how you put it, if the one that got Shane fired actually went somewhere in life. If I like there's people Yeah, but you don't have to see the difference between you and a guy working in government. It's very stark I'll see it that we were laughing as I was only telling you about people go

34:09 Right and then but your choices are I didn't pick the right evil for you They always want to talk about that if you talk about Biden about Biden being corrupt all this stuff that they absolutely know, Yeah, right. Well, that's who he was in 1988. No, no, no, when he was Obama's vice president, about it, like, that's Uncle Joe, That's why I'm confused.

36:53 Their standpoint is a condescending. Oh, that's a wacky uncle And then tell me, how come RFK Jr. can't get on the primary? Just tell me. If this is a By the way Biden and Obama in 2020 were both talking about who could beat each other up The punishment is execution. that shows that Biden is insanely corrupt. Because both of those things are true too.

39:45 They're experts, but isn't that insane that no one has a problem with that? You know there's a National Guard in this in the fucking subways and shit Yeah, so bill asked him we think about he goes. I don't I don't it's crazy a bill ma would ask him anything You know there's a National Guard in this in the fucking subways and shit Yeah, but it's almost like it's almost unfair to have a guy like that

41:23 She was right. Anybody could get locked up like that. Yeah, you're in the wrong element. it and alienate 50% of the country, which it seems like it is, you're going to have Kevin Leary from Shark Tank was talking about that. Kevin Leary was, we played the clip of this CNN's I would just not watch any news for a long while Jim Carrey's ex-wife cuz she thought you know her kid shot got all to Jenny McCarthy

44:34 vaccinate their kids and everybody feels like they don't want to be attacked by being anti-science. say I'm not a biological woman I'm a woman and I'm biological so it's on my passport. It says I'm a female If you're getting me to say that you identify as a woman Understanding of the human body that took forever to achieve is that so much to ask they had to figure out

46:53 Trevor, oh yes. That's not the full clip the full clip is she goes well I am That's not the problem. relationship between natural testosterone and performance there's no by the broader media landscape. there's more of an ability to generate force You know I fully believe that dude. I believe they all were doing it And the 20 meter and 30 meter sprint trials

50:44 Yeah, you're making a stop. Oh, good point, dude. Yeah, you can. You could research the thing. Yeah. Juan Harris, one of the UFC heavyweights, Yeah it is. exogenous or not or endogenous based entirely on the carbon isotope profile? Person say these lies which he as a fucking man knows isn't true. I'm watching you like Captain America running around the black guy on the track

53:32 you know, over the last couple years. What I mean by- I don mean by you can narrow it down When I see Godfrey I tell him cuz Godfrey used to come on race wars of me and shrod and he go yeah Feminine men that sound like New York Times reporters are the ones who are putting together these films. You know be great put the rock in a tutu Well, basically, it was Violet.

55:35 You know, like if you're you live in Boston, you got a Boston accent, you know, that's you like, okay Maybe for a joke who wants to go get pizza y'all want to get pizza like what y'all who the fuck are you? I find it too preposterous at 56 years old to step in and change my vernacular. So it's cool. Hamas is doing this and Hamas doing that these people they, they voted in Hamas. Like, these people are the poorest of poor,

57:48 They're like you have to have a democratic process and then they voted for him the same way Fatah became a party Now, I want to just- a guy you could yeah that's part of it yeah it's foolish it's so foolish His girl dick is she Ness and then go into the locker rooms and yeah and wave that dick around everybody's face Yeah, you shouldn't have to tell people.

1:00:16 Now I take that on hey. Why are you out? Why are you so in debt? What the fuck? I am not cosplaying. With the full deal. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's a woman. Hey, like she have a dick. I don't know Yeah, we support Hamas. He almost got beaten to death for walking around all day in that has seen a carrier and he tried to go and they look in there that is no good.

1:02:50 If you're, we're queers for Palestine, You just now figure it out because you don't listen to people. It's not top secret. Not only has it not top secret that people were in the streets of Israel telling you, that was the end of it because now a bunch of... all this woke shit, people Well, you're not gonna back us up all the way on this thing. We followed you on all your crazy shit. What?

1:05:51 It's very tribal and it's very it's like even in the right like look what's going on with Candice Owens and Ben Shapiro This is the tragedy of war. Yeah, this is insane It's so nuts. If you see the videos, let's see some recent footage of Gaza because they have they stopped swimming in a sea of human shit America the the pentagon they need how about we clean our room? How are you clean your fucking room bitch?

1:09:27 ZZZ! All of them mentally ill wearing masks Mean who knows what's going on with that? We got three generations for it's those big head gray aliens Difference I'm trying to have a biased worldview like the New York Times Like be a nonsense person. Well, they probably were there forever. There's a lot of people that have been there forever And he's like, this is crazy.

1:12:24 working in the homeless department He's saying this is super fucking dangerous No, well, people, a lot of suicide. No, you're you're conflating a few things Yeah, well... It was on C-SPAN, right? Yeah. I'm on my Gary Webb because we had a quote for right right right Gary Webb Until that because when that happens when you shoot yourself twice in the head

1:15:14 But it's also like the thing that makes people want to fight against it, which makes good people rise up always been evil and good, at least in some sense of it. It gets so confusing when the Look like I said right now It is kind of a form of mental slavery. of what's acceptable and what's not acceptable, Well, furries are having a good time what to look for. You'll smell them coming. Now Joe I have a job as you know turning off

1:18:41 Okay. it was probably after that. Any diapers? So maybe, no I think I might be off, maybe 15 years ago or Nice I don't care if you dress like a fucking squirrel the bowl thing is you in the mountains elk hunting. And he tells me that his wife is a teacher at this school saying that a mother was requesting a litter box. So stochastic terrorism. So I go back

1:22:15 Aggressive about that one that seems so weird Because I don't think you're right. Who's not mentally ill enough to want to use a litter box because of course there is there's a spectrum of mental illness Expressing how we have to recognize their identity as I don't want to see active persons. I won't look at it They hacked and got their stuff and their their communications and then immediately the guy like the one guy they got arrested

1:24:54 What are you talking about you went in 30 different directions with Chris Chan what it's the most documented human and we merge and whatever, that guy or woman, It sounds crazy. the story ends. It's like an inverse Jesus. Like instead of coming out of a virgin, he into anything by outside influences. probably a doctor. It's definitely probably it's like that. Yeah, it's probably a combination. I'm not a doctor.

1:28:02 Joe, I know. It's it's the same kind of ADHD thing. Yeah, I prozac is you're depressed, right? That's a SSR So that is Prozac. I don't wanna mention names. Do you know how, I mean, that is like a... to any of that kind of shit because of... At this point, it would be extraordinary This is quiet, but they were just saying I was a liar. Are we sneaking the door in on?

1:31:55 it's against being gay or trans. that that doesn't exist well just important people with good jobs guy point where two friends that have transition, but back in the day my friend in art institute, because you think a cat litter box at schools not gonna think your kids any differently than they think of some When these people feel like they have to step up and make articles about detransitioners.

1:35:23 Also their kids got, you know, like that one ship from the thing that's gonna take also their kids got you know like that one shift in New York Times her kids Yeah. Yeah. updated i should bring them in here they're probably teeth are falling out the fucking Turns out doesn't work at all It's out of line. It's out of line. God damn it. Well, Lucy's like dominating Charlie Brown a lot would not just wants balance for sure

1:39:03 Accelerating to some sort of a boiling point That's what you're happy about? Cannon peaches and shit know that that's they're gonna be the be nice to them because pretty soon you're just if you're if you have a cell phone that works and you're in a car and you are traveling in this country you have an I'm like I have to have like a period of PTSD time right to digest it

1:41:40 I had a pager what is it the Old West? I had a pager what, after the apocalypse, this is what this Like imagine you with your conspiracies We had over the over the summer when they were like, you know that they announced UFOs are real, right? Everybody knew that, you're like, oh, it's a distraction. Right you got to tell people what the fuck you're talking about

1:44:29 what he says because it sounds so kooky are we allowed to the whole podcast I gotta find me complete access as a passive listening device nations are also emitting neutrinos. So this makes the South Pole Station effectively an air and it's apparent that if we have faster than light vehicles moving throughout the system, This is an earthquake generating device as well

1:47:39 So the detector Air traffic control for UFOs makes sense. and every day's like, goddamn, Kaiser Soze, I figured out. In this event graphic, a muon was created But also if they're got a dual purpose and you actually know that this can detect The thing is, like, when you have that guy that first started calling them flying saucers We you could literally you go. Dwee. You would just like figure out drop it now. Yeah

1:50:49 Didn't see that. I'm sad. Yeah, I didn't see that. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Trump said to that judge He wasn't liked by everybody. I'm gonna go find that clip. That's what he said and that doesn't that read doesn't that register? The the United States intelligence agencies were aware that something was going down in Russia. Yeah, I'm sure they were aware

1:53:23 goes, yeah, you know, they all tell you this great story of how they look for people who are sociopaths and and he goes they don't like me to say Chinese communities. And yeah, one of the guys forgets which guy on Schultz's show brought that But there's a term for that and he was saying that in that like we would do that if there was something like that

1:55:17 This is something So they're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on if we're at some weird stage where they start Listen, this is a neutrino detector, which is really important. As someone who loves science and talking to scientists, I support Raytheon's desire to not just create weapons, but also do well for humanity. They'd be way better off than they are now, which is fucked.

1:57:20 Just one little thing, like, the Haiti shit, like, if you want to decipher what they're saying, This is the true reason why he attacked the NATO intrusion from CNN or whatever. Please. You man don't platform them. You imagine sending Don Lemon to talk to Putin. I was thinking about it So if you have a galaxy earbuds in and you're listening to someone talk in German

2:00:13 as an AI feature that's built into the operating system. Summarize this it'll summarize it. It'll break it into paragraphs parts that that that fit together and things that make sense Macron's wife is a trans woman my favorite I have to pee let's come back Jesus Christ. Everybody wants a Moby Dick. Yes, it would be. Who said, singer, that she lost weight

2:03:02 How dare you? even if McCrone's wife, as Candace Owens alleges that McCrone's wife is somehow or another a biological man who transitioned at age 30 to become a woman, Or the Samoan kid? But that's the less crazy of the story. The priorities are so cocked up in everyone's head because of changing markets. I guess I don't know what the fuck it is Okay, they're the age changes. Look at this. Okay, here goes for it

2:05:57 and Macron described her as a love often clandestine, before imposing itself. A top advisor was quoted as saying that her presence is essential for him during this holds no official title coming with her own staff office and a personally allocated budget Yeah. And now here's the thing. Did the three kids come from her penis or did the three that though. There's one picture. So if you're saying that she's definitely a man. No I'm

2:09:09 kids know that that's not their mom. What are we doing? Okay. No, look, those are all well, I was also on television, right? But it's also it's like a different time. She's 70 years old like they had to do a photograph like Yeah, it's didn't just start like it's well then big Mike was going on a long time ago, too Mike oh no Look what the title says.

2:12:35 Hold on, Jamie. Pretty funny how she said okay, we all know it so what year was that Jamie that she said that I have no idea So 2014 or before, she said, Michelle Obama is a man. So this is like ten years ago. boys that they They go, yeah, I know this college student. The only thing that's a real undisputed thing was that news that came out because Mike McCrae was down here. It does a good Obama impression

2:16:00 So why laugh at the time bill I think about I'm like I would know who the fuck would write that Right, but then the way they're actually like wait, did you do something like right? And he was dressed, like he's clearly gay. That thing you said about being 70, To find out if you're a woman we do a chromosome test. I think that like in Crocodile Dundee. He just

2:18:32 offenses. And Neal Brennan told me, he was dating some psychologist, they don't want you no more. That way they give kids wine. Well, that's where fucking what's his face went over when there was wanted for rape Yeah, it's just like, even if at the end of the day, But there has to be a woman. There has to be a mom. And then there's the kids. The kids,

2:21:06 I never. This is, it's really good stuff. Yeah, the even if it's just what it is I reacted I was like come on I looked up and sure enough I don't remember I think he was in a movie called my father the hero, which was a Disney movie at that point Yeah, it's just like such by way France is the country that Haiti had to pay reparations to for not being slave

2:23:48 Have you seen what they've done in Boston today? Right. It's to get you to fucking give a shit. of our government spending would be on that? Moron shit here for years if they didn't do that Which one the one where the the plane gets circled by the drones? Oh There was something they call him and he he's the guy who blew up from formulated mercury. these dick-shaped objects that we shoot up,

2:27:16 they talk about the they don't go, you just weird debate like I don't think it's ETS, of it, it looks like an altered version of that image. That's like a stock footage of That's the point as soon as the questions around a thing that's not solved. We're like, well, wait, what is this? That's insane. They hid a bunch of military secrets. and that's how sick whatever's in there is how sick sick fuck of a country it is.

2:30:37 the slappy Smith the name the narration could even handle the knowledge of knowing the truth. They don't have to lie It's someone else from another planet and they're also awesome at keeping secrets, which is even kind of crazier Of course they can keep a secret. and they each have that blackmail on each other, Of like okey-cokey or all that shit big J knew all the names of all of them

2:33:40 bright idea snitching I won't encourage snitching on what's great about right now. I love watching it every level. suck his dick and do weird shit. I wanna write a hermetic magic book called Yeah, I've given out Canadian top hats and chigs. With Vince McMahon, dude, I'll ask is anybody know like people that know know Two on one with I'm guessing Johnny Leonidas. I don't know another executive

2:37:02 Well Jim, Joe, that's a great steel man and but Well, hey miss you want to finish up you with the that's so insane Wait, I didn't see this part. With Bob Salget's closer on her head. I also like how they just described it as his filth. The disgruntled employees have been coming out years ago oh, Wadherd, he's a snitch. he's the guy that did the right thing right no some of us we kill snitches

2:40:29 to get straight guys to suck their dick. We've all heard of it. With hard ons, like hugging you from behind. covering up of the litter box thing do you see that principle a play of like Just wait would that mean that? if you see them on TV and they go go Putin wants to rebuild the Soviet Empire now if you just some Joe Schmo saying that to me, okay?

2:43:01 What are you talking about? I don't believe in communism, okay? He goes, but isn't it good? There's something really crazy about watching that guy It's not any, doesn't mean any. so we got these crash test dummies that we're gonna just grind them into hamburger. Isn't and they're not winning by the way That are just injured, you know the wounded and shit the numbers they tell you are always lie

2:45:49 So now what the fuck man? Yeah, so now now I'm realizing now that I did hear something about it. Oh, they're taking everybody, by the way. Like, we can't confirm that. It's also Everybody at once. What is it Monarch the one that's like after ultra and it was making me laugh because the thing they're saying money cards with money yeah that's a great point he made like homeless people you're laying on the

2:49:16 that whole fucking thing that they were trying to do with Eric Adams in New York, that you And that's your debunking they don't vote for Biden they're gonna be baffled imagine if these people are The program would begin with ten families on Monday The what I'm seeing on the channels that I like to you know Because if you got people that come from other countries,

2:52:41 in taxpayer money with no ID check, That's fuck. So look, so that's crazy. That's 100% crazy resources. We're about to have Kenya invade them for us how we do it Ukraine the crash dummy method because it doesn't look good for us recommend the end all right thank you bye everybody