Joe Rogan Experience #2127 — Eleanor Kerrigan Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Excited to have you. Yeah becomes when you do the road all the time your house sort of just becomes some stop back to LA, but I feel like I haven't been, I think I was there for five days last week. What an asshole. Her worst pregnancy. I'm like, why? Yeah. just to see if I can get it, her kidneys were failing, and they had a literally move him to the side

3:31 Imagine if a nurse said that today she'd be executed on the spot so different before social media. Yeah, it was so cool This is you're good. Yeah, you can lose this one right? She was just being serious by the way Charlie's in his 50s I don't know if you'll remember this because it was more like I was a nervous wreck Jimmy was visiting All right, but we're crying laughing and then and Jimmy was like just taking it in like the fuck is this?

6:01 It was also from a different part of the world right it's basically And Don's just saying though, you know, but that was a Don Barris is telling you how big his dick is and he's like his foot on the I think it starts at 7. These are fucking lost, lost people. Yeah, like he really need he'll play music sometimes Sometimes I feel like an idiot. I think that too.

10:12 The audience feels it. He was the funniest guy in the parking lot and Yeah, everybody had a big smile on their face He thought, I don't have a career. I know I was on news radio because Joey would come visit me on the set and they would be And so they had shrimp cocktail. He was kind of street, kind of sketchy, little scary, you know, like high energy

13:16 And he figured out a way to just be that guy who he was in the parking lot on stage and about with with like these hosts in New York when they do all these sets. If you can get hypnotized. Yeah. You gotta get them hypnotized to laugh. When I open for dice, that's how it is. And if you're a chick oh forget it that is I've always said this and I think this needs to be recognized like women are limited

16:03 Cool. But it's a harder gig. You start talking about politics to a bunch of men like shut How many women would you put in the political satirist category? Right. like that. And she talks about it on stage, she's like, I thought that bitch was Jewish. And then they make you responsible for what you did when you're on that wild shit that seems so crazy

18:36 He's like, what the fuck? He was... Listen. It's enough to live with Dice. I don up as these characters. He was, he was, listen, it's enough to live with dice. What? Oh yeah, people do that. pair his in-laws house and killed them with a crowbar Oh Jesus with something crazy Yeah, yeah. A man was acquitted of murdering his mother-in-law after saying he was sleepwalking

21:13 It says because he's in a sleep state. Similar that's so similar might have fucked the story up. This happened in 1987. So was ambient even around? Canada is silly. Is it, so what is this guy trying to say? I know she's telling the truth. I wanted everybody to know what I know Roseanne got hit by a car came at least somewhat, some part of it came, obviously came out of her creativity and her

24:02 that have brain injuries. how many comics have we seen just get addicted to like being on Twitter all day? Like get out of there man. You're you're losing your life in that Yeah, and it's also like a very poor. It's it's a very clearly poor management of 100% undeniable proof dice would have been in as much trouble as Roseanne if Medicaid-ing this lady left and right her whole life and she's always she's always like

27:30 show and also we're dealing with, it's 2024. Try finding that show. Yeah, like just to see if I call my cat I'm like, yeah, and reruns. Maybe it's both. I think the most... Or they've merged with the apps. Yeah, you see him on tik-tok. I don't use that Chinese spyware. Can you least fake it? No, it's not fair. I want to transition when I was a kid and my mom wouldn't let me I begged

30:46 Magazine I ripped it out and I was like, this is what I want and my mom was like the guy I didn't know any difference. You know, the two of us, if we had dolls, Well, then just the amount of boy behavior, How many older brothers do you have? Yeah. You could barely open the door and then when I in that, I wet the bed for a long time, so they kicked me out.

33:02 I'm playing football, I'm outside with a helmet. And I remembered a story because they were asking questions But I didn't care. It literally is the same form as a young boy. And this one girl she's got her other tit out to like fuck it This one's not a lot of attention. That's the one I'd watch with the football Your milk is poisonous, lady. I think essentially it's an ad for OnlyFans.

36:23 Oh, absolutely Like, and it was, we were were both like I'm not gay but out is really, no one's scared. Well, it's because of the predators probably. Yeah. That's hilarious. They only were shirtless when they were having lunch maybe. If we were working outside, I did mostly construction jobs The court refused to review the constitutionality of a statute from the village of Southampton, New York,

39:53 It's fucking hot. That's the summertime. No shirt is easy. Oh, yeah, the hard one is wintertime. No heat So you'd all stand around this blowtorch while you're eating lunch like that's so dangerous, but amazing. It wasn't really a blowtorch And they had one of them heaters. Very dangerous. Yeah. So we would gather around in front of one of those fucking things. And

41:54 with our tits out, all the local hens. You fucking dirty bitch. It was, the shorts were all the way out Go, you can go way back to the 80s. Well, once that, this is what happened with the boy, I go, how come so and so doesn't like me? You had to learn a new pattern of behavior. I still am not so grateful to be a woman. Absolutely. 100%. Be careful. You're gonna get in trouble. She knows I

45:07 in one way or another, they will behave that way. Eleanor if you met me and you're like, oh my god, Joe Rogan is a woman And there's a lot of social value in being trans today. things I do okay I believe both things I believe both things I believe yes this is what we have to be wary about because when you see these cluster cases like particularly young girls

47:07 Because it's a natural reaction to the the times when we were kids or gay people were shunned and shit on and people who realize that they can get a tremendous amount of attention by just fitting Really a new one. I just like kids. I just like working with kids I just like being around them and being alone with them priests being alone with them. I like being alone

49:16 offender in October 2004. His first interview since the release of the Doc present. There was, I mean, you know, like, and not being present. Yeah. You should be away with fucking blind rage that makes you shoot at some guy who? at these kind of things, whether it's to program us or whether it's just to keep us fighting I agree. I agree. I just, like my best friend growing up, he was flamboyant from the get.

52:15 we had a button or we wanted to, But he wanted that his whole life. Oh, yeah. They're not gonna just tell them, you are gonna feel better. is transitioning from a girl to a boy. Like what is happening here? but because they're they're fucking it up because here's the thing and you just have to look at it like look at it like a system a trans man who has a fully functional vagina and hasn't taken so much testosterone that

56:09 Some do. He's like, all these straight guys. for a period of time, date them, They got turned out by a lesbian. Yeah, the strong like successful like, dominator, which could be a woman. He's under the covers. I always call him Andrew, whatever. You don't want me to help? and like, even like, you and I, You're a fucking pro wrestler. My mom started giving me notes.

59:32 in the ring fighting with people. it's like my brother Charlie joking, What are your pronouns? What are your pronouns? because it's so foreign to him, guy and he said some very interesting things. When he said he called it the tyranny of the kids. He was just, he was my friend's sister or my friend's brother. But he left the priesthood which was weird cuz we were like, whoa, is he coming out?

1:02:25 know how to listen to the podcast. Anyway, the Catholic Church changes on a dime. Like, even Driving downtown LA and there's an alleyway and this dude was in the alleyway in LA was Toronto, right? Call to prayer in the street. It's bananas. Really? The street is new strike on rights and laws and freedom of speech and they just keep Oh there is give me this

1:05:47 And a lot of people would come out. It's busy. Like, you know, there's parts of the world that are living like the 1200s. And then you look at a Muslim, you go, terrorist. This is the thing. Nobody, accountability is lost everywhere in the world. Yeah. What do we do to deserve this? Nobody accountability is lost and everywhere in the world. Sure. But if we ought to guess how many countries have US military bases?

1:08:02 According to Al Jazeera, the number is not published Wow, I think there is. McDonald's, yeah. There's 520 Apple stores. him in a dress. Put him in a fucking... Make him an Admiral. Yeah. Get everybody Why don't you just pretend you're a woman for a little bit And then also you have China, which is so much more clever than the United States remember Adam Curry?

1:10:38 Like tech things. We're gonna keep an eye on your microphone and look at all your fucking text messages. Do you send to your friends? nothing in that like they were talking about like Nazi ones but the did we ever When you give people control over what you can and can't say and then you acknowledge that you're getting influenced That's insane. Yeah, I bet it has it or for Chan. I've been trying to find them every time we talk about it. I bet

1:13:49 Well, he's a fascinating guy because he's so uniquely him like Duncan the greatest what it did one recently something about the CIA it's just fucking They would think that I'm in I'm in with the loom. I'm here to tell you folks Canyon in the 1970s. Eddie Bravo made me read a book on it. But Jim Morrison's dad was like a federal agent Jim Morrison's dad was what was Jim Morrison's dad? General. He was a general?

1:17:13 in the desert and fucking hair and sunglasses. And there's people that think that that sort Chaotic guy sign him to a major record label and then push him everywhere and have these young kids see this guy Johnson interrupted prime time TV, a very big deal in those days, and told the American waters, Congress approved of the Gulf of Tonkin resolution, giving the president the authority

1:20:14 do things and trying to turn them into psychopaths and they did it with the for the CIA. Sure. When society is stable then they want to go hey let's fucking get rid of Yeah, they would show like a photo. Was it a silly Will Ferrell movie? Find themselves in the middle of a conspiracy yeah I think I watched it cuz Parker Posey was in it from Schitt's Creek yeah

1:23:08 you'll have takes that someone flubs a line, and redo the scene. they'll do a second take. We'll do it one more time, folks. But if there's just a real quick second take, they'll do a second take. reason why is because they probably film that without an audience. Sure. watch like an episode of the Big Bang Theory and no one's laughing and the You're so minimal. It was also not that competent right

1:24:55 You know, the reason why I found that show actually I think they started making it after Big Bang Theory was done So, other than that, like, dude, they don't exist anymore. Oh yeah. It's so much better. I'm kidding. You know, and then you kind of get into that or I never watched that whatever show was out a long time ago should we protect people from the kind of influence

1:27:58 Osama Bin Laden. You know people are out of their fucking minds. Well anybody that wears an American flag shipyard so she had rules. Like she had a fold it a certain way you had to take it in when there was a storm And then I'm like, is that really what happened? He was a part of that. It's no big deal that I shot his window out. What what why'd you guys get kicked out? We were just laughing. We're doing anything

1:30:59 career started as a heckler. Our enemy? Don't you feel bad about that now? I do love him. Yeah. Yeah, but specials on YouTube are great because they're accessible to everybody. No, I love it. It's a good move he's got YouTube this is amazing amazing. Things like Instagram or TikTok. And so I don't click those links. fuck Was it India? Was it Hindu? No, that's great. French. I think

1:34:11 And you're like, oh, he wasn't, he sounds like Trump. It was all I thought it was all like we've got to exterminate the Jews and killed when you see those things those speeches think it's the film from back then made off Hitler 1936 Olympics people did say Bro, that guy's methed out. Look, look at the way that guy lifted up his binoculars. It And then I realized what they were doing.

1:36:26 countries to believe what he was saying and do what he was saying. He was conquering these person? Like I just didn't, because it would seem so far away. And then you're like, this just Yeah. down on her and I'm not even gay but there's something about the sweet smell We called him the sheik because he came in after Princess Cory. He hated the nickname, he hated the whole

1:39:04 Yeah, yeah, but it's like what Duncan was was like this like And then he came in to see it and he's like, like this to Duncan, worships because they were thinking maybe this guy's gonna get Yeah, he sucks. Well, that's how it works. they'll ask about people and you people and we always fuck with each other Cause now I'm watching people in a different light.

1:42:22 It does go that far back By the way, that club is so fucking amazing. It, thank God, I have a club is We talk about certain things. It's so hard. You know, it's a scene of like-minded people. And then I saw a person who got the job and I was like, And then all of a sudden during the pandemic, The floor. Yeah, I'm gonna sleep in the tub because everybody snores

1:45:11 Those are important. That's mental illness, I know, I get it. that was like, what are you doing? with the, looking for a stamp. So stupid. But you were always doing it with us, It worked. I'd be on the couch. He was already Dice, he already sold out Mass at Square Garden. I get that little one thing, And so we we make the most of it Yeah, that's right. You're losing money on your gig.

1:48:57 laughing. know what I mean like everybody is moving up and that's a positive exactly everybody's learning you go to another city and you see somebody Ten o'clock. All right. Let's meet up. Yeah, like the people go and they feel better and you're doing it with other friends who are also doing it and also enjoying it He doesn't like to do two shows. Not good to work with him and where do you go up in LA nowadays?

1:51:36 I haven't. Yeah, somebody wants there, I think. It was fun. No, but yeah, we were doing the, what was it? You were doing the Friday Night Chronicles Well, say you built that with your club for sure. But, you know, some nights you go and you go, Everybody would show up and they're be you know, we just hang in the kitchen. Well, that's where I like the best because everybody would show up and they're you know we

1:53:31 I go, oh, this is a Holtzman show, okay. passing him, if you will. And he'd come in the back and he'd crush, like murder, and she wouldn't let him go out for two weeks. he I don't know anything say whatever's in the news I'm not gonna say what he said Can I see the manager like it became a thing? Like not yet. You gotta wait on that one. Yeah, you would go. I'm proud of my boy

1:56:12 So he would follow Tonya Lee Davis. And she'd crush, right? for booking little people. But she knew it was a gag, so she didn't care. Lucky. So now I got to find my car. but now they're sober. You know That's like, me and Norman were talking about that I'm at Mark's on the show I'm like this is great like no matter what he's still He's so down to earth which I love because you're still out there grinding and I remember one night

2:00:30 You'd never get a sentence out. You can see in his back pocket, were like wedged and he's like, is this good for you? Oh, he's on and we're just literally And it came out March 1st, so it was like women's month see the light on the bottom of the stage, it kind of brightens it up a little bit. There she is, they do tend to, oh, she always talks about her, you know,

2:03:14 I'm old. Yeah in my title. Yeah deal with it. Yeah deal with it fucker. All right, Eleanor. Am I gonna see you tonight? Tick tock. Tick tock. Go ahead, China.