Joe Rogan Experience #2145 — Colin Quinn Transcript

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0:00 Hello Joe, Joe that was fun last night. Right. People are now thinking that they want to be a part of the show. And they just like to start trouble. the crowd really wants you to go on. It's a wonderful hub. Joe DeRosa just got a place here. I deliberately didn't go to the Chicken Place because of Joe DeRosa. It's fucking great. He brought some over when they were doing moon tower. He was in town. He brought yeah some subs over there were fucking

3:28 Let's make a sandwich shop. You have a thing with him, I think. But what about, yeah, the, yeah, before he came down here, I was, because in New York, it's so funny, and make him train MMA for like two years and just eat masculine and red meat. He said he'd be really sore. Yeah. I always put it there because I'm trying not to flash how much I tip. So I'm trying to

6:10 What are you doing? I agree. There's a lot of chisel is yeah, and they chisel and they think of excuses Well, it's certainly not working for the planet right now. Well, everywhere. Would you guys let me go on and just do my shoot my special in front of you? special well they were they were welcome to come to the show or not but yeah we People's problems are so much more discussed.

8:30 where everybody was being positive and saying like, curse them out and not have to run or have a physical confrontation. So fight my sister my this my that sorry I'm sorry but there's none of that you don't Don't understand how it works They start to think I'm funny. It's a whole other level. Yeah, who gets more feedback than comics to work hard. And I was talking about how bad my axe suffered during those days because when I was first on a sitcom in 94

12:22 Right. Yeah, I'm sure you guys do like I know obviously the guys who host talk shows do yeah And that crowd was crazy. It's the best thing. I mean I've been doing it for so long, but I still love it. I love it you got to do it with reality. How much time did you take off during COVID? You loved it? you get a teleprompter I've tried teleprompters yeah yeah I wish I could

15:18 I know some guys who lay out sheets of paper on the floor became in the 70s that became like a phase suddenly girls have glasses girls Unbelievable. we all saw them when they first came out. Yes. Look at that, come on. where he just was casually wearing some of the happening in colleges? Yeah. First of all these kids are all wearing masks Well, I- Then I'd say 20% are kids that are, they're the kids that feel like they want to be like what I was in college.

19:45 Then you got to 20% kids are going to be, they're like the ones that are peer pressured He went to the protests and he was just asking them like what the river to the sea You got a lot of them. tiktok is our tiktok is a disaster yeah yeah they're smart i mean they got us they got us they won yep excuse me 1984 he was saying that Marxism and Like equality sounds fair.

22:33 He's the dumbest person I've ever met. I think Russia and China influenced it, particularly Russia. people to talk, you're going to get a distorted worldview and that's what these kids are you're out of the loop and that's a cult. Just like a lot of people find Islam attractive. They'll take you in as a brother. Oh, I want to join and then people just it becomes attractive to them because

25:17 She's like, just dinner, Clark. With this lady just constantly talking up Superman and talking down to you. Yeah. And you're like, bitch, Yeah, but you know clocks and in cell. Yeah The Green Hornet had a mask, but then Kato was Bruce Lee. Mm-hmm. We didn't realize by the way It wasn't supposed to be David Carradine. That show worked. You know what I mean?

28:27 But if Bruce Lee had done that he would have broke Thousands of karate studios around the country Bruce Lee alone There was a bunch of great fighters. My favorite. Who's going to read a karate magazine unless it's a karate? whole bunch of lazy pricks that bought magazines and trophies just so we were like stolen valor. Yeah, hundred percent. They were doing stuff that just there's no

31:38 There was a lot before the UFC came around. There was a lot of fake martial arts guys who pretended Yeah, it depends on the teacher. but in those days, Judo's bad. He's like everything that hits your head is bad like soccer guys get CTE chronic traumatic encephalopathy doesn't that dude has to be gone I mean but who the hell goes on a jet ski more But if you bounce around on waves, you're getting brain damage.

34:11 I stopped judo cuz every day and have a horrible headache. I was a little kid you know, also these guys crash You're dismissing the intelligence of dolphins? That's the problem. That's what it is. It's 40% larger than a human beings. What yeah 40% But they can't decipher it yet, but they're hoping they can do that through AI. living in this world with these genes and this city and this tree but the

37:20 But I was thinking the, like when the dolphins would jump up, they would look at you. We're just experiencing life through different circumstances, Well, you ever see what killer whales do to sharks now. Oh, there's this video of this mother killer whale. Oh, yeah You know I'm sure that happened Yes, they generally checked him out don't fuck with you. Yeah, and I think you can kind of talk to them

40:16 That's the most important thing anyone could say the gram. We got to get it on the ground But we do- Mike Spillane. Yeah. Where else would we go? his cousin, they were in a bar, it's like 1980s and midtown. And he picks him up and flings him let him go, don't worry about it. So that's all, I'm just talking to these people And they did. Yeah they... If you're gonna move to Hell's Kitchen, that's a very specific

43:38 and Puerto Ricans. Yeah. 2000 2000 what killed it Giuliani? No, it just became well it became Times Square I came to New York for a karate tournament, ironically, Like everything looked black and white it looked dirty and seedy and there was just junkies on the street There was a law, I guess, where you couldn't have, I don't know what it was. Where you know you want to talk about the lowest class of human being that you could possibly encounter in public

46:13 Well the craziest story is, the craziest story is Deep Throat. interviewing them, where they're going to see a porn film. percentage of the internet Jamie is it 30 something percent? It's like 30 But it's so funny because I remember Deep Throat was the big breakthrough. You just take the train, you're right there. That's a commitment. So this is on the eve of his retirement in 91 so he's probably in his 50s when that happened

49:25 No way. It's crazy. The porn star. this girl I knew I still remember name but I'll leave it out and she drove him deep shame yes oh you call me watching porn on your phone and someone catches you, you have a deep shame. Where people just didn't get it. It's all from people watching at home. embarrassed that they're in there with other people maybe your neighbors that's

51:57 I think when it became an addiction thing, Which is hard to imagine. You know like I had a friend and he was always trying to lose weight and one time we said, hey, meet us at this bar. And Ralphie was like, it was like an hour and a half later, And he just stuffed himself yeah, and he probably felt shitty about it and didn't want to talk about it sure that's addiction

53:47 You didn't have to go to the movie theater to see it. You could watch that home movie and they said Burt Reynolds you know the director and all these people He wanted one. Yeah. He'd go on The Tonight Show with that big laugh. And I'm like oh catty Shaq my heroes are in it Bill Murray far yeah he was like a real good pool player like a professional level pool

56:48 Yeah. But what he was doing in the movie, like portraying how people hustle and move around that was all real and it's by the same Yeah, you buy all of it, yeah. I like the fact that at least he bothered... tournament in the 80s in New York is it are you guys striking each other yeah will a continuous action and you would win by knockout a lot of times and so basically just trying to kick this other dude in the face or in the chest as hard

59:14 into karate tournaments. I fought like probably, I probably fought a hundred times. Yeah, in my last kickboxing fight It's good to be a kid, huh? You know wrestlers get calcified Yeah, he's breaking it be sparring or just rolling you accidentally get a knee to your face I found out about it. because I'm not sure if I remember, Pulling up to the Jet Center and Van Nuys and I'm taking kickboxing classes with gang bangers

1:02:49 not want to get shot in the parking lot I do not want to get stabbed you cannot I was like, holy shit. This is crazy On what it was across from Northridge, but it was in Westwood District. The whole neighborhood, I mean. everything's shaking. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it was an earthquake. Northridge is right next to Van Nuys. That's me Yeah, and they had a photographer there one day. And did you when did you pass at the Comedy Store?

1:07:18 Disney, they made me get an acting coach. Yeah. So I did a couple of one on ones with But I didn't know what I was doing. Which is kind of crazy gonna do my own show, Which made me feel better, But I loved Ray. And how long are you doing stand up at that time six years? He was living in Encino, and I think I was still in Encino at the time too And you guys were in Burbank?

1:11:01 Oh yeah Jerry's Deli's gone. That was a bummer, man. Like people are way more tense now An hour. Yeah, it wasn't that big. Yeah now Yeah, you ever you ever get stuck in that mess sure coming from the island and try going going across the fucking bridge I love it. It's my whole, yeah. Tesla with 30% power. Yeah, you got 30% battery left. It's 3 p.m. Like oh buddy. You might be fucked

1:13:56 You can't drive to San Diego. You know, it's not just me the other day, but there's so many companies moved here. Yeah, there's just so much shit going on here I mean, this is a brutal brutal place. Yeah, like you ever read the history of this country, this land, this area, I mean, this is a brutal, It's a history of this place. what the people moved here, what they did was horrible.

1:15:50 hack off his arms and his legs while he's still alive, was no honor, there was none of this European bullshit. They were doing it old school. They were the best with horses. Comedian but he's a bodyguard for the Rolling Stones. Jagger, about the people in wheelchairs? Because you know you just feel like, oh, He's got great stories. That's cool. How do we get to him? We were just talking about

1:18:55 That's the one. You mean like Sedona? Yeah, Sedona's a good one. That's the good one for hippies. So I do believe this place is sure. to this one place? Isn't that what it's the center of that box in Mecca? I? But isn't there Google meteor or meteorite? It's where the yes where well Mohammed first saw the thing They do? Wow. Yeah. They always say Mecca and Medina. Oh really? I only heard Mecca.

1:23:10 if you know what I mean. I know what you mean. I do know what you mean. They say, Yeah. crazy it's crazy it's good this the Internet is also got a group it's got a It's that old hurt people, hurt people thing. Yeah, of course Flip phone. Yeah, I don't even know if I had a flip phone back when they came out disconnect like Dave Dave Attell This guy does all these high-tech thing. He doesn't only compute or a phone Wow

1:27:13 That's so amazing. I also think that's how Bill Clinton wrote his autobiography Bandwidth yeah concentrating on something that's really important to him and less less room for nonsense So maybe that's how they get there. And now she's in trouble. Everyone's like, oh, she's not canceled. The weirdest. what the fuck are you doing? Trans women are women. Yeah, you're like, okay all of them. Are you sure? Are you sure all of them?

1:30:07 And those are the ones that go after JK Rowling, the psychos. I think she probably took her forever to realize, I had Riley Gaines on the podcast. guess she's the best. How many of you think that a biological male should be able to vote? Considered hate speech. if you just looked at the numbers that You'd go, oh, this is not an equal. Because they'll be considered sellouts.

1:32:52 Because a lot of gay people are like, look, I'm not a girl. a vagina. You have to keep it dilated with a thingy stuff up there. Are you sure? Are deviate at all, you're out in bad standing with everybody. They're younger, but then they realize they're just gay when they're older and thank God I didn't do anything those people get attacked which is a problem, because then you think,

1:35:05 Absolutely. But if you start injecting things into your body when you're 14 or 15 years old, It's how many years you smoke. they did such a great job bullshitting people. They're fucking sitting there smoking. I remember when I was 11, I had to go down to, I wanted to buy a 45 record. So I said, if I have a cigarette, I'll just, Smart it's definitely better than putting in all that work

1:38:08 a guy later on in life. he has a trophy that's the same size as the duffel bag and he said he won the little credit for his a martial arts he was apparently allegedly banging this guy's wife and found the guy got the guy And he was like kind of just proficient enough Being able to do it to a person is very difficult, but I could show you very quickly how to squeeze

1:41:01 Thailand to You don't know how to do that. It was like a white belt on the ground. What it is because sometimes you'll be like that's Have you read about guys who have pretended to be doctors now for life. Dean I'll look it up later but anyway somebody tells me I had like no reception, it's just him. And he slices the thing off, it kind of hurt. I was waiting to make sure it was the right guy.

1:44:26 He got out. No, when he was young. That picture doesn't do him justice. Wow. Fake doctor Dean Fiello feared something would go wrong. Yeah, I went to him. Do you think? The blood vessel removal, tattoo removal and this, he's selling himself short, he also Oh, he was not licensed to perform this procedure. he didn't have the proper training helping Cruz, Fielo shoved Cruz's body into a black suitcase which had been

1:47:33 2003 just one month after Fiela was kicked out. He later admitted in June 20 But isn't that funny when I just said that numbing agent didn't work and that's he obviously tried to oh State Detective Lieutenant TJ Mulrooney Bach Box information gave us the break in the investigation. We were hoping for That was my guy. Yeah. He was a compulsive life.

1:50:14 They're throwing mafia snowballs. Is the mafia still a thing? I mean I don't think it's I mean Yeah, because they got him in they had helped get him in they helped him when they say that but how much is it? But maybe he promised to lay off and then he didn't. But what does that mean he said he's gonna release him if they that means they that means they threatened him

1:51:50 Yeah. We're going to hide this and you're going to give the CIA even more power. But I'm saying here's the thing if you're the Yeah, I don't think they would. How dare you? It's gotta be a better name. Information overlords. All right, I'm good at band names. You ever hear that parrot joke about the... Packers a mr. Misty goes what he goes go fuck yourself goes you piece so smash

1:54:56 Yeah, I hate to say it and I always get jealous cuz I'm always like god damn it. They work every time them. try to find out. It's weird. Someone just sends you something, you're like, That could have been comics and just chose not to be they they either they didn't try it probably more, probably billions of English speaking people and could be a David Tell.

1:57:54 and tell us stories and people would be the next day and we'd be crying because every night the He was a private investigator. he talked to. They just start smiling the moment they start talking to this guy. He was a charming They're just funny. Was getting hammered every night I mean, there's there's a lot of people out there that just never just never tried it never went for it

2:00:41 Right. Witzelschacht. Like okay, so we all agree on a tough crowd. Oh really? just laugh over the Catholic school experience that traumatized that. And this guy did 13 minutes explaining it. to be on that show by the way yeah he loves calling oh yeah look at Nick have Jim on but it would the plot would involve insulting him and attacking him. Yeah make fun of the culture at the same time.

2:05:27 And there's there's clips on on Instagram like this is a this one channel that has all tough crowd clips just all happened just a little while ago but so long ago 20 years a long it's And I go what's up? And this isn't Greg, like this is Greg. Yeah, cuz I was like Greg. Yeah, but it wasn't him and they're gone forever Yeah, he had a sitcom there too

2:08:31 Yeah. I was like, look at this guy. how much of that stuff is real. Like, if you were a fucking creep, said he needed to take Polaroids of me, Anderson god damn it. He had a judge. He used to be on the Harry Harry Anderson god damn it. He had a show And Lenny's like, kid, you're hilarious! He went to the bank and he says I went to the bank Spotlight. Yes, that's it. Yeah, not star spotlight spotlight. Yeah, they fucked everybody. Oh, yeah

2:12:08 Brett Butler telling me look at these assholes is they're not, they're coming in like friendly, There's a bunch of them too. Yes, that's right sociopaths. Yeah, that's what it is. That's how they can do that. Well, they I think it was just we knew about it. I bet it's not even an article No. I know they're doing it's just comedians in the evening Yeah

2:15:42 Yeah, I mean he was I'd see him every night for years and it was great guy. Yeah, did you know Brody? Maybe if you saw him the night before gave him a hug and told him how funny was and I love him It was like a 10 p.m. show. Just comes on with his big energy and he just could have been a comic. Yeah You a little bit of your innocence about humor has to die too because you have to really

2:19:08 Yeah, you can tolerate a lot in life. boom boom. I came in 88 which is like a little after the boom. Yes. The boom was kind of like my clock paid real money, and all the guys that you were in comedy. was running this place. Eddie Brill? Yeah so Paper Moon we started working out there. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's exactly right the energy to sustain. Yeah all those drives to bomb

2:22:02 but they just they Do you plan these like how do you how when you decide to make one? I wanna do it in front of psychiatrists. And then I was going to, the theme was going to be, probably because I was, everybody loves the Constitution There was never, I never did it in front of more than 12 people, seven people. Rebecca will tell you, ten people. There was never, I never

2:24:59 I've never been a giant drawer. I'm really a comics comic. If the whole world was comedians, I'd be the biggest I'd be selling that statement I just didn't want to bump people. I don't know you do you was no bumping Didn't get the love that one place did. Chad. Fucking mayor got on TV and said maybe it's a summer of love like okay, baby I'll come back. Change your fucking flight.

2:27:34 It's out right now. Yeah, it says what is it called Colin Quinn our time is up our time You believe it? Is it a brand? Makes it more weird to blur it out. That's weird. Ah, baby. It'll be good Colin Quinn. You're the fucking man Hopefully. You can find me on YouTube.