Joe Rogan Experience #2149 — Sebastian Maniscalco Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I feel like when I come here, Well, whatever they are. Someone gives you one, but I avoid them whenever I can Got an arrowhead a religion arrowheads probably five hundred thousand years old He bit my finger. means soil that is how a farm is supposed to be run, Somebody gave me soil, and you said you got soil? healthy animals.

4:15 You definitely should spend money because if you don't spend money like what's the point in having it? I know I wish I could get there, but you watch your ball and look at that She does but she leaves me alone for the most part, but she'll dress me occasionally if I have to go out Yeah, I have some nice suits. They don't make clothing. yeah it's right I feel though with a suit right and I've noticed this as I've

7:07 and Italians, we just love our pasta. Not eat pasta and booze. But I always say this like if you gave me a steak even really want or need. Because if you looked at like, you fat piece of shit. They're fucking amazing. Not in that thing though. and I'm like sweating. I'm not exactly sure I don't remember how I set it up I was doing six hours of comedy a week just doing three nights Just doing Tuesday Wednesday Thursday two shows a night, but it was just I was too tired

11:24 know did you do this did you put that away does this where's the But as far as like creating I mean I feel like after 10 o'clock, the whole body shuts down. Are you taking vitamins? You must spring out of bed and go, give me it. Right? What is it? I take just fish oil, I take creatine, I think the body's rejecting the vitamins. You have like a whole cabinet that's filled with supplements,

14:52 Bite how cute is that dog? He's cute. I just got a dog. What'd you get? Never never a dog owner really life Well, he's becoming the man. The whole idea is you don't want unnecessary puppies. And so he's like he felt terrible and they started doing the research on it and looking into it and like oh you need hormones Don't do it. You love them? I love dogs, man.

17:47 Your dog is like your friend. Every day is like the ball. Fuck is this dude smell like whoo I feel I feel I feel do you work alone? I really I don't have it have you been told this by someone or you just like deduce this on your eye I So if I smell anything, I make sure that that's taken care of. and when I would drive from New York to go visit them,

20:29 nice to come on the show because there's always a reference put up. Like, I could have looked whole life without bathing at all? His whole life no bathing. Imagine. I couldn't imagine that. So if I work out, I always shower. I feel like it's a reset. Sweat to death until talking to my wife. Do you use the eight sleep thing? Does it help you? Yeah, sweat the day you talk

22:59 390 calories. Okay o'clock and after that you don't eat if you go to bed around 9 930 what I mean You know 841 or in bed and I'm like is this healthy so you should go for a walk go for a walk right in neighborhood So they explain the simple yet large positive effect All this information yes of how to live your life, and you took me to a tour you got the you got the

25:21 with all the shit you gotta do, right? to my day. It's 25 extra minutes of my workout. That's it But just a bunch of nonsense for a whole hour just wasted scrolling Next thing you know, now we got a whole study And I think if I didn't do the cold plunge and the sauna and the workouts and the vitamins Like, I see people on the internet sweating. that's not coming out of the steam.

28:24 and sauna is you can't really get steam hot enough a sauna four times a week for 20 minutes at a time. And I think it was 175 degrees, A hot bath is good of magnesium. to have a change in the way you feel? Again, haven't done it consistently enough to Magnesium on your feet is this for the relationship It's a good one for sleep. Yeah. Yeah, I know sometimes when I get those IV and there's magnesium in there. I feel exhausted

32:37 Don't feel any different. will feel way better. Bill Burr was sick as a dog when I saw him He's like, I'm going to do that from now on. All right? Right? And if the cough is still there, I feel like, eh. found in all living cells. NAD is called dinucleotide because it consists You're like, ugh. You feel much better It's just how it all panned out. Everything with me is a little bit on the surface.

36:07 Like I like cooking right, but I don't dive so into it where I'm coming up with like cooking the steaks rather and then searing them at the end over the coals I I know we're all different, pizza oven my goal is to make pizza. My pizza don't even look like pizza. I don't even it looks like the shapes are For whatever the reason, I cannot get a circle

39:07 The focus I have is for comedy after that the focus wanes because I feel like I just don't have you know I'm trying to figure out what am I passing on to my kids There was none of that growing up. My parents were not like that. It's one of the my favorite things about a green room You know, like a green room of a comedy club I generally tend to retreat and just listen to everything that's going on when comedians

42:01 Nate Bregazzi, and Jim Gaffaffigan and we all backstage I tend to That's crazy. When did what I was gonna say like look at you you look like an Arab the other everybody else is white they got that's what it is when you're next Make some sort of a deal to try to get comedy to cover the Middle East and did a gig and almost got arrested. It was Eddie Ift. Yeah, he the only thing that

44:57 Like sir's not that's that even like I thought it was something no wasn't anything Just did one he said it was fucking terrible. They're always terrible you like them Adam Sandler. They're all scamming about their careers. They're all networking. Yeah fucking making their little backstabbing moves I know, it's amazing. Is it like yeah, you know, we're here

47:49 Like when everybody has those vision boards, It's just talk to people like yourself, of this zero the hugest thing ever I don't even have any aspirations for Just order a bottle of wine, order meat, order whatever you want to eat. When I got a development deal, so I was like I guess I was 25 worried about gigs. And then I was like, oh, that's the key. Like get the monkey off your back. Get the bill

51:07 How is this real? It's the same feeling. That's what you need. And I don't think about those other things. Yeah, Mark had his a little bit before mine Like talk radio got so big, mostly because of Howard, one of the first guys. Yeah we were one of the first. Okay, so now you're here. Do you look at what you did early on in the real world for sure. nowadays it's just

55:33 Insane, insane, I forget the name of this, insane Shane. He's not catching all of them no, he's catching them and spitting them out. Oh my god, that's insane So on an average day it'd be more than four hours. Like I'll watch a documentary on an airplane But this is something that I would probably, if I was on my phone from the kitchen to the Yeah, I'm sure but it just never would have been the discipline that it is now where this guy's got like fucking the guys blocking them

59:14 Most of the time, unless you're listening to talk radio, of course. I was at the gym and I was listening to Shane. It was hilarious You get to consider ideas that maybe you never podcasts? Hunting, because hunting, it seems easy. So it's just like, it's a way that you can accumulate information. Yeah. a great guy too. He's just a brilliant mind and older, you know?

1:02:38 with comedians, you know? And what I'm actually, of the universe. Yeah comedy to you know I mean, I was open-minded generally, of just confirming them and us existing in an echo chamber, I'll try to offer consideration is, bro, right out of the box, there are different people. and going, this is all from the same father. this one likes T-ball, so it's like,

1:05:56 flourish in their own personality so you know the parenting thing is you know I You know I take them with me a lot of times on Vegas UFC trips, too. It's nice Don't get that tank then don't get that I sensory deprivation tag I could do that. It happened to me on an airplane. Oh, no sitting at the window seat And I had to go in the back for two hours

1:07:52 I'm crawling out of my skin. I'm sitting next to two people. I feel like I'm trapped. I can't get out And of course, he was looking at me like I was making it up Yeah, me too. There's a few lately. you're probably gonna get sued, just saying you have that I think that instinct you know like what's the Are these kids gonna fight in first class and so then this fucking lady who is the?

1:11:06 you have a very short amount of movement. You gotta, you got it Because otherwise it's dangerous like you you're in a position where you're being forced to use violence against some Wow, he said I planned on attacking and killing him the defendant stated Jesus Christ that was coming after him and he snaps substantially. COVID fucked a lot of people's lives up. We got lucky. We were very fortunate.

1:14:06 you're almost like having a mental illness is something you can talk about, it makes And I think a lot of it is a function of mainstream media. You're being There's these women, these poor women or men Yeah, they got they got security guys walking around Whole Foods He turned around and beat the shit out of the guy and now Mike's getting sued. I saw that

1:16:54 Tyson doing everything. His punches are you know 30% of what they used to be they're like 80 to 90 percent of what they used to be yeah Kenny Rogers is in that and I'm going I'm probably Willie Nelson look young damn how old willy Nelson there? I know 100 He's the oldest man to ever win the heavyweight title and And that was before hormone replacement. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think Tyson is a 45 year old foreman, no?

1:20:05 and put him out at 45 years, in a fight he was losing. He was never like a real fast guy, like Ali or any of those other guys. He was just he was like 16 years old on YouTube, He's really something special and the fact that he's willing to fight Tyson even if Tyson's 57 execution that the one in Atlantic City where it lasted one round one round and

1:22:52 I don't think anybody fucks with him. should be. Because he kind of knows, I mean Marvis was a good fighter. Marvis his openings but Mike never gives you any time man. Bro, he just puts him away. Like that Mike Tyson, those fights were, you wanted to see executions. Yeah. So you have to say how much has Mike Tyson lost yeah, he's lost some, but coming from-

1:26:06 still like a professional heavyweight boxer he's he's still terrifying no I'm 20s. my opponent's gonna be raw meat. That's right. Bro, he's in savage mode right now. That's in there. had the table that was this size at the old studio and the new studio I was got these muscles in his forearms. Legends fight and he got like look at him dude. He's just what the hell

1:30:28 The twinkle? He's breathing. It was a strange conversation to have because he was so focused and know It was it was almost hard pulling conversation out of them at any time. Did you feel afraid? where the old heads are all sitting around like going, wait till he gets a Because Roy is a smaller person much smaller Roy was the at his very best I could imagine them making an agreement because if you watch the highlights Mike never punches him in the face

1:34:09 Yeah, they made it two minute rounds because Tyson's old and they they were gonna do 16 ounce gloves with it down to 14 Is that just Guys get slapped unconscious. Yeah. They started doing fights with no gloves on but they said instead of punching you could only slap a guy whoop you in the head. Great guy, but man, in his prime, he was just fucking animal. He was an animal like terrifying human being great guy, but man in his prime. He was just

1:37:42 This dude came out of Holland and went over to Thailand and just fucked everybody up. But he was just fucking ferocious. reel is just fucking terrifying it's just him mauling people but these these kicks right to the point where you can you can bang your sh** against things don't these It's flexible like you could actually train on a banana tree. It's not a bad thing to train on.

1:39:56 Like we have a heavy bag out there in the gym Sometimes they stuff it with rags and cloth and stuff like that. Well, I have a bicep, but just not that the short one is gone. It's not now I show you let me see oh But he says detached it's gone gone and you don't know why no Painful as fuck instantly No Yeah, but you haven't lost your biceps. I would just like get really into like strengthening everything around it.

1:44:20 Yeah. I'm active I bet your biceps will grow. I don't think it's a problem. I don't think it's a problem. Okay, I don't know what happened I said, I thought it was a shadow from the thing. But you do have biceps. Have had sciatica two and a half years Oh for you know you need to get that it'll help you a lot a lot. There's a thing called the the decks

1:47:42 know, you could do like back extensions and stuff on it And it also you can do back extensions That's why yoga is so good because you're stretching and decompressing things and if you're tight sciatica. There's tightness of the hamstrings, there's tightness of the upper quads Like I feel it stretching out, and then I'll do a bunch of other different exercises like

1:49:43 Even me. Before a big show, I always stretch. Really crept up on me. It's a motherfucker. I'm doing all I can to to kind of combat and this like sunken lump. And now you're in pain all the time and now you've got problems And there's only one way to get that. he'd have the number one podcast in the world. waiting for the... I'm pitching... I throw up in my lap when I do these rides really yeah all of them. Yeah, no Space Mountain

1:52:59 you're back out here in August what are you doing in August I'm doing the Moody and hang out with us for a couple of days. Want to really do it? Oh, that's nicotine. This is great, or is this maybe or deep paranoia depends on how much prepares for solar storm impact from three CMEs this weekend. Keep this up there. But they've made regions of the Sun so they can refer to these specific regions where this solar activity is taking

1:57:02 The sun is not static. the beach margarita margarita little Mexico Beach vibe Sit down and my kids build a little sandcastle You can go sideways when you're in Mexico, no, I go surf for death man charge confess to girlfriend. Oh wow Most of the time people go to Mexico, it's no worries at all. Yeah. I've gone to Mexico. of shit going sideways. I'm sure you went through that prior to me.

2:00:07 There's a lot of like I have a great real estate agent if you're still interested the growth is exponential I got my mother there my sister's there. What about San Diego? Yeah? That's true too. It's so high. It's not worth it to be rooted in a place that sucks. It was like, there's no other way okay, the whole world is different now. that. No, it's not like that anymore. They're burning cop cars in the middle of the street,

2:04:07 She's brilliant. Whereas in L.A., everyone everyone was terrified and locked down. And then November, we started doing indoor shows here like Jesus Christ it was and then It's just, it's been amazing. I mean, I just looked around the city and the amount of buildings that are going up is it's crazy And every time I would come out, like over the years, I'd notice like traffic was picking

2:06:20 I know, it just takes, you have to decide, But they kept the streets clean and you know I don't feel like that when I'm in Florida in the small towns that are all, you know, driving pickup trucks and shooting signs and It keeps everything balanced When you come back in August, I'll take you around. So much good food now I come back well, we'll do a proper Austin run. All right do it for a few days

2:09:28 Vanessa for lead I've heard good things about I've heard it's a great show really fun show. I want to watch it is my first TV series so to have this guy yeah yeah so I did a pilot years ago But I mean do any network tell, like what is on? It used to be all sitcoms. Yeah, man. I wonder if sitcoms are gonna come back We'll see. I can't believe that you said before I saw you here today

2:12:21 Yeah, that was 2019. I was working in Vegas It's funny. Like what you think you you are and and and what people are saying No, I did and not to even know you suck find the information? to see you again and congratulations to all your success too it's been beautiful