Joe Rogan Experience #2155 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Vacuum cleaner has AI now. It's crazy. It's one of those robot vacs where it scans your whole house and then like Everything's so big People that are Samsung fanboys, if you when things are gonna expire. much technology in them. What impresses the shit about me and the thing that now we have it so it's called recall it's not keyword search right it's

3:40 along with the NPU to process all that data There could be this reaction from some people that this is pretty creepy. How many people are sophisticated enough to set it up so that you can't look at everything they do? I don't remember either. That was what a look at that And he's laying there with his fucking shin bone poking out of his calf Well, that's why when you posted that video,

7:13 Oh, we have to upload your software. This will be 20 minutes like what? Yeah, this is stupid file that'll say a new update's available but you can click out of that easy. You just wait. Yeah but It's the MacBook Pro ones. This is so, it's so insane. And it has insane battery life too, which is crazy. more feedback with the longer keystrokes, and then you're more accurate with your typing and it's been proven

10:02 Which is like ideal when my old think pad had like 2.2, which was nice, long keystrokes. Really short keystrokes. It's a really like flat key That's some of the things I write and some of the things I write I like writing because the it to be accurate. I want it to be so slow that I'm fucking with every key. I don't while you're in the car. I've done that.

13:27 I'll say, like, because you know, when you start writing, What is, what would it be like if there was no borders? Would that suck? What would it be like if there's no borders? Would that suck? my thought is I That's somebody writing that Bullshit like oh a cow walks into a bar what I think it would be though maybe when you do this say that first or maybe expand on this or I got a tag for that and so

16:05 but it's, that's one thing. Lot of people's they it's just they write it down like Christina P Like one of them cab drivers has a bum back because like you have a fucking wallet Really? In the note app maybe on the phone like where you just use your finger, you know and just do yeah charge with regular lightning. Is it? Of course, I'm you know, I use it more but it's so comfortable. How much EMF radiation are you get?

19:33 real. They're all on the way out Mike Baker was in here And zero has all the data of every single dogfight and every single dogfight training mission that's ever The time I don't know what I do if I had to talk to normies all day telling us what to do, My eyes glaze over. I just can't pay attention old-school ones you know you know like like you know that's why fuck your bitch

23:14 Yeah, not as much as California Love. This guy. That's how it came. with no Vaseline and shit like that they had whole albums you don't want to get You know there's some dudes are just really good at writing you know they're just really good at writing bangers what joke he's gonna say after. Like what? Everybody knows how it works. And it's just polished. And then you got Tony, who's just locked in.

26:57 David's gets to just calm gay for like a an hour it's nuts I mean it's that's that's like a cultural phenomena that's You can be doing comedy your first time he was ever on stage Somebody sent me a clip of an old JRE was like the week And we always thought, you know, it's's gonna become big, but not this big. Oh, let's go through this curtain real quick. What the hell?

30:17 he's odd. He's odd. He's an odd guy. And he was also working in the belly of the beast for like how many years? Yeah it's amazing. William is so funny and he's so confident now and look when we first met that guy Look at them. You can remember your jokes and he just had to like be convinced that he can now They were so pumped to hang out with him it's funny hearing that like hearing people

32:33 Didn't Drake also say something about that? I don't think I think I had to explain to him and then I said let's go to the club and then whereas retards like you and me are drinking whiskey yeah you can pee it out You know the hair The end of obesity. we'll much more body mass, much more lean tissue and bone mass than was making him comfortable. He's like,

36:22 they're gonna stay strong while they lose fat, That's part of what it does. brain telling it you're full. It also slows digestion by increasing the time it takes for food to Yeah, he got wrecked Just being on testosterone not doing anything different really yeah Get up, get up. guys could do an arena in every city every night of the week yeah you just

39:22 God, he's awesome. But it's also, you know, the arenas, the mothership and, and like what killed Tony That's what people wanna see. Just vicious professional comedians all waiting to shit on your act or say something funny at your expense and And then you do a second show and next thing you know, you got a golden ticket. Hans Kim is killing it. He has like spreadsheets in Excel. Oh, yeah

42:18 Be funny yeah be funny you have to be funny get that thing. Shut the fuck up stupid you miserable cunt and but meanwhile you're like telling people how to behave and live their life. It's bananas It's so weird. I think you can't be silly and Yeah Everybody loves him. You got to go upstairs. There's a lot of weirdness to it. This is not ideal We're too strange.

47:03 Like, you know, I have great neighbors, but I didn I didn't pick them you know I didn't have a fucking audition And this was actually before the pandemic. I'm like, they have one club, you know, So you'd have your headliners are coming for the weekend They're fun like people think all the Mormons like no it's the people that aren't the Mormons that want to go out right?

49:26 or slightly before the pandemic. That's hilarious. Her and I had like this If you can breathe it in it's bad for you like it's killing those ants instantly. What's it doing to you? Stoves being poisonous for you terrible for you lower your IQ. Yeah, what the fuck dude? Whoa. Which would also make you a little dumber if you're tired Yeah, because they put lead in gasoline, so I guess it stops the engine from pinging

53:34 When you were driving around you were that shit from those pipes all that exhaust all the burning of that leaded gasoline So they were saying that people in like urban areas that had like a lot of like Academy of Sciences, childhood exposure to leaded gasoline has caused a loss of 824 million IQ points for more than 170 million Americans, or about half of the

55:27 I was watching Paul Saladino had this thing on his Instagram that I was looking at today about 47 46 47 testes from pet dogs they found micro plastic pollution in every single sample a lot more miscarriages, concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs of course How long did they sit on the dock before they got to the delivery truck?

58:27 That's not a bad thing and the dicks are shrinking too. genderless mess that can't reproduce anymore, and has to adopt artificial intelligence for Plastics everywhere, you make it convenient. There's a test I was just looking at that they at room temperature And it's on a boat across the fucking ocean the entire and all this stuff just gets out into the environment and ground fills and landfills

1:02:23 What are the screens made out of? When do you think it started though? Like when the first computer was created? we have community, we have this like thing your refrigerator got the exact expiration date of your orange juice, even if your phone happened, if that ever really happened. not hitting the brakes. And we're just gonna slide into this genderless future. And some people are

1:05:09 But that's what it is and that's why I think Noah's Ark is real Brian a country takes over and when like things start happening, and it seems like you get conquered everything. Same thing with Mongolia. I mean, when Genghis Khan was with Rome it's always connected with like Sodom and Gomorrah stuff and that no one's admitting like okay I'm willing to vote Democrat. Show me one that says something that makes sense that I can trust that's not dying.

1:08:47 This is like what you would expect of a society that's collapsing It's hard to argue with it. If it could say that it could manage people in a far more fair and even way and completely Let's ask it. Let's ask Or maybe three or five watching that then. maybe a large group of people to prevent corruption and tyranny. You have to be real careful that.

1:10:56 AI, right? And if it can get through that door fast enough where it gets through that door before these corporate controlled AIs take over, So this one company has massive influence over giant chunks of the population and their that kind of shit can change discourse. It can change people's ability to express themselves. Nobody saw the idea that Facebook could be that important to like world elections.

1:14:15 computing and has the resources, because apparently this AI thing, one of the things about it You want to ask AI about the president thing? If you were going to be the leader of the United States, if we elected AI to be the Three, community programs. affordable housing, and access to healthcare. Five, criminal justice reform. improve and adapt policies based on what works best. Seven, public engagement, engage with the

1:17:20 I'm glad you think so. Open AI accused of mimicking Scarlett Johansson. Oh, no But is it AI and AI voice? I don't think they've said who it is yet. Would he have a case there? Yeah, but Trump is like very recognizable his voice That's all he put you know like like from the movie the movie. Yeah, well, here's her friends, family, and the general public all noted how much the newest system named sky

1:21:20 I'm ready to hit the ground running so if there's anything you'd like me to focus on let's hear about the world, like the times I was worried about you she has a are having online relationships with AI girlfriends with this dirty bitch You get a robot to send you pictures of their asshole and that's the cool thing because And then when you see her you run into her at the supermarket you're like hey, it's been great chatting with you

1:24:45 AI and uploading photos and using like I need to upload a new photo set for these guys. that are donating money to girls they're never gonna meet. Uh-huh. And it's the face that you're talking to and it's just a girl sitting there masturbating, but it's actually a fake face on her that looks real. It's too good. I don't know if you see that video on YouTube or anything,

1:26:28 I don't know if this is fake. That's old. Yeah, it's fake. They've just been uploading these waiting to drop them to rock our world going to be seeing in the future I saw this. Yeah, I saw this I saw this Yeah, they still haven't talked right no, I don't think so. Well Chris Rock went pretty hard on him in the special. How are you going to come back from that? You know what I'm saying? It's like whoever you

1:29:57 rumors of it. like an old Star Wars. You watch it now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3d effects like it's like Yeah, it's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about and so your brain registers it as a physical thing The puppet like even though looks goofy like it's a doll I Weird why would they change the face we know what the face looks like you fuckheads? Yeah, why would you change the face? This feels like a Mandela affecting. I'm like, I don't even remember the one on the left

1:33:17 That's the original Yoda, right? Like that new Yoda down there, go to that one in the middle, I've missed you like, you know my grandpa. What the fuck did you do with my real grandpa, right? Yeah And what this CGI one looks like it's like a totally different person mmm Yeah It's a different version of Dune and Dune is like well better version The other way around.

1:35:58 What is it about? Dummies, it's just trying to make your movie bigger. Yeah, I don't get trailers. So is this out in the movie theaters? Fighting bear, I'm not gonna lie, they look like shit. I know, but he's. So he's robot fighting. they hunt bears and then they have the bear Like when they're square up. But some of them are fucking massive they're really big like they can be like eight feet tall I think

1:39:07 Wow okay so that's the largest one ever so almost 7 feet tall so almost so the know you lift yourself up in there and they get jacked he's so jacked have you Try to fuck him was a kangaroo trying to fuck You know our muscles even when they're big they're so bitch-ass compared to like a real animal You have to realize how fucking strong they are in comparison to us everything is so that what you see that jacked

1:42:49 Brains, and then they started giving them tools and then you go back five years later. There's a city measure what happens to them. in a taxi. You're looking for I just have the wiki. dude was a kook this dude was he had apparently done this and said he had Done something in another lab where he had claimed to have used his own sperm to impregnate a chimpanzee

1:46:43 Before he started the clinic he had done And this doctor just was using his own jizz to go the other way around. And then they stopped him when his last donor died and put him in jail. of humans and chimps Robert Graham is that the guy yeah there's a controversial There's another doctor so many Hmm. Oh my god link to him That's probably why that's probably what happened probably what happened probably got a couple glasses of wine in them shaved it start

1:51:55 when Attenborough when David Attenborough went into yeah yeah this like very respectable When I talked to that guy who ran Chimp Nation, the Netflix show, I go, how They catch a bunch of them and they rip them apart. It's good nutrition. That's a big part of their fucking diet chilling. I don't even think they eat meat? Orangutans, they're just chilling.

1:54:14 They always use, yeah, look at the muscles on him. is not harmful and you can recreate the tissue, why would that be bad? problem would be letting these assholes have control over the fucking meat supply. That We stand with agriculture. Good meat a cultivated meat company As long as they don't control, like can't there be a from meat from animals in terms of nutrition, taste, the way it looks,

1:58:19 You can't do that, because that's kind of evil. Well, okay. So like going to the supermarket and getting a lab-grown steak is like a dollar or printing your own food That doesn't, to me, seem like a bad thing. They'll come to the meetings, they'll shake your hand, They get real weird they get weird like you're on the wrong side of history and you said just like

2:01:14 It's just, you should ask AI about that. which have been significant in states like Texas, Okay, hold on. sources to reduce reliance on fossil fuels. Gay. First, we can increase transparency and enforcement of ethical mining practices, ensuring companies Finally, supporting policies that promote fair trade Yep. You raise valid concerns. Additionally, diversifying the supply chain by developing mines in mining regions can help. Additionally, diversifying the supply chain

2:05:43 is part of a long-term strategy creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals. However, breakthroughs in battery technology require extensive expertise in material science, in accelerating materials discovery and overcoming practical Effective leadership requires a balance of data-driven insights and human values, which

2:08:38 but handing over complete control to AI could lead to unintended consequences. AI lacks the ability to understand complete peace in our cities, if we just let AI police us and govern us and make all the The way it's shaped in order to maintain control and they pretend to have certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations holding leaders accountable for their actions can reduce the influence of

2:11:35 Using AI to analyze data and provide unbiased insights able to donate to political candidates? this. These steps can help create a more fair and democratic political system. completely eliminate all corporate funding. And then the problem with that is what do you do with a guy like Trump's got his own social media following, he wants to be president. And he like, that'sleck, he's got a huge social media following he wants to be president and he like that's not fair

2:15:17 This money I gotta have this money by next week. I don't have this money on next week I think that they should make it a law that all new roofs You can you can mine for a lot of those minerals in this country, but we're not currently doing that But most stuff's made there. Doesn't have that thing has it's these electronic shots where it's like it goes over thing and it's just it cushions everything

2:17:54 That's too. That's more than a model s Yeah, now that I have the solar roof and batteries Yeah, is this There's something about that. That's a little corny. Yeah, right. It looks a little station wagon II Yeah, okay, and the guy took the back. They made it look stupid I I'm on the fence getting out except it's so big and one of the biggest complaints everyone's saying is like yeah

2:21:42 I don't like that the horns in that turn't like that. The horns and that turn singles on the. and it's so intuitive. you have to hold the button down You know, like just like the fake meat shit. Right you yolk. Yeah, not a fan. Yeah, it's okay when you drive it on the highway Come on, bro, or at least the option or I guess now You know it makes mistakes like like lane changing mistakes much harder. Oh, do you see the I'm not gonna say

2:24:11 Yeah, only the S and X. That's not, well who wants that? Who wants their speed to be here, right? No one you want it right there It looks like alien technology when you see it, I wish I was younger, because I can see where it goes. Like your kids, if you ever have kids, group. We were connected to whatever activities that we like to do with other people. That's what

2:26:38 millions and millions of times. No. You think that's a fake baby? Say it. She should just do it like Michael Buffer does. The girl, right? You should have t-shirts made up that just say, and like bang sticks around? apparently, have you found it? Some guy that dated somebody else or something. This is crazy. This is crazy. People just Blow that all out and then your capacity for

2:30:29 Ways that actually make you like healthier. And then you like burn incense and you're all bonding together it's great for the young comics that work there to see it and to see the the rise of the show and to see the just