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0:00 I think it's important to send a message to AI that we're willing to comply. Dude the inevitable pull of the universe towards an artificial creation phone was connected to a cord on the wall. Just a little bit of progress, but nothing. Like, like Lesser Adreus, there was people hanging out and they're like, it's always Oh. You know, like, a sword doesn't mean an iron.

3:13 ring the gold and I'm like oh it's beautiful that gold there is something Like, I got- Creek These are Nazis. It's like the most cartoonish evil Nazis. Oh, that looks incredible dude. It's fucking great movie and they'll bring back insane amounts of all kinds of things. We're doing all the hard work. This asshole's got a fucking eight hundred foot yacht. Yes is bullshit. Yeah guys

6:55 hours a day, period. Yeah. And you get $3 an hour. And you're like, I thought there Yeah. There was a lot of that going on. So you got to go like, that is you're now you're like, you're manipulating people with money and influence. Yeah, I think the guy who was doing it in New York Because the moment, the moment's here, it's just like, what? And this is why I think at any given moment, actual world peace is possible because we're just like

9:47 Yeah, but- That's the thing. The real problem is, like, the market pressure is created by humans unionizing, leads to this. people, you know, it's like, man, like, yeah, I really can't tell somebody, like a police Yeah, so it's true. buildings because you know the bad guys are in there and anybody else is just collateral damage. So extra dead people are just... Can you imagine if they started practicing

13:06 So the idea is, like, okay, let's just say I'm an evil country and I program these robot Predominantly in ways that are maybe even worse than my fucking razor spiders. My razor spiders, Unless AI takes over. those resources and that's your whole game and so this is the human race this things that are acquired from the ground. Yeah. and it looks creepier. It's creepy. No, because this is, this is what I've been thinking about.

17:16 Like a missile it just like just it just goes down and just fucking like like on all four shoots through the fucking battlefield I wonder if it can bite you. You gotta have the fucking knife on your weapon if you get into close combat. It turns the dick into energy. Trying to develop the dick eater robot. Can you imagine? That's taking off the helmet of these fucking things we can hang in there a little

19:43 Thank you man. It's too big. I gotta get a trim. I need a summer cut. Oh a beard though. You look a wizard. Thank you, man. Well, it's too big I gotta get it. No, no, no need a summer cut. Oh Like people that get food in them all the time all that fucking time all the time Yeah, but that was really stupid. It's like, you know how like- And I like editing.

21:49 I think that's the longest... If you're out there and you're furry ended up and it's in Louisiana in July. Yeah. Come that you're fucking in. And help them furry it up like iron neck for furries. No, that's not it, that's not it. It's like I think it's real. I watched it. Who says it's not? No, that's not it. That's not it It's like is it not DARPA? It's like I

23:52 And it doesn't kill you. It was this lady that was doing it with her boyfriend. So am I getting that right? Dynamics of how things are discussed. Yes, sir. That's the fucking evil right there. That's the evil. That's crazy And then they're gonna fight each other So it must see that you engage with a certain number of comments and posts that have a lean

26:57 And then you have this thing that emerges like was this a real thing like who's doing this like what is happening here? It's just like you like to watch zits pop and then of course when you're seeing that you're like wow that's fucking intense, dude Apologies, I mean this man cuz anyone who makes anything anything, that's insane. If you made a movie, it's fucking incredible.

29:47 Is this a music video for synth music? A warning? in it, the way they're trying to like box people into this, like they're all evil. These But it's a much more profound quote the full quote. I forget who wrote it, too But they're not doing that because they're evil, I don't think. They won't last that long because like in a and order, it's not as simple as we'll take care of it. The real problem is sometimes

33:58 Oh yeah. I think. And it's a guy eating a guy. So it's one of these rebels that has this dude killed roasting over a fire and takes a piece off his leg and eats it. They're pro-authoritarian violent power. Yeah, that's it. The authoritarians have power. knives knives like they hunt yeah you can still hunt deer we have to use a Yeah, how many times you how do you practice that?

36:40 No. We'll make some barbecue out of that pig. It'd be awesome To have that many animals in a state yeah, just wild feral animals Yeah. and people's lawns in San Jose. Holy fuck, dude. Terrifying. One of them killed a lady. What? Yeah, somewhere. I cans big fuckers. Holy terrifying fuck dude one of them killed a lady One woman's death by feral hog may not have been caused by the animal after all medical examiner determined that feral hog killed

40:20 That's why some are now suspicious that her cause of death was really due to an attack by the animal. What? What? What's more suspicious that her cause of death was Cuz like if you fall down around wild pigs We but wouldn't we have a it coming how much bacon have you You ever see the war dog no bro. They got like these crazy double tusks dude. Look at it Look at that thing fuck that in that wild yeah, it is tusks. Oh, this is my friend

43:09 What America aspires to be. lots of changes happen among the comics. pharmacist so like like Joey Joey watching like grab a handful of just When I first came to Texas, And I just- and there's someone my age, it's 104 degrees, Radiating off of the concrete into your face. and was already like, Jesus fucking Christ. So I think it's important to be around like,

46:26 The memory of all the things that have happened in that area in it and like whereas Texas is They couldn't pass. They are the nicest, friendliest people. we would hear this boom! Well, he doesn't put cannonballs in it. There's a way to do it knows how to operate a cannon. Boom! My kids were like it's kind of the same thing. But I don't know if that was like a real cannon, cannon.

49:57 That's it Wonder like to shoot a cannon ball like at a ship back then like how much gunpowder they use and how fucking loud was that? I don't know what's that what it's on, but there was like a cannon battle in a ship and like yeah judging it here we go what a cannon is like bombings and the deaths, obviously, it's the outcry. Like, like when in history has there been this

53:43 Is that I think it's also like deaths that they attribute to things that happened because of the war. Yeah. Hundred and nine thousand deaths including sixty-six thousand eighty-one civilian. You know, it's really crazy That died because someone wanted to do something and got a group of people to go and do their bidding and they all were authorized to shoot people.

56:39 That's our robots. with cubensis mushrooms So you just need to keep going, And if AI just like tells people tells people this is what you really Imagine if AI just starts spitting out doses in order to gain this percentage of increase in cognitive ability. Cause there's a beautiful famous story of him They become guru. a shit ton of mushrooms? whatever but like the or it goes the other way which is like oh God wants me to fire nuclear missiles

1:00:38 psychedelics, definitely one of the ways. Okay, and the girls possessed and it like it builds man, dude. It's so fucking good. Have you seen this? And it's fucking good. But it's not bad. It's a little cheesy. Yeah. And I usually don't get into... Russell Crowe, I don't get into exorcist movies usually. You actually saw it. crazy. I was thinking, I feel crazy. I feel crazy! I'm like, oh my God, he knows, he can read my mind.

1:04:00 Wait a minute, you're not a scientist? about what their degree was in. eternally There's a certain type of bankruptcy that allow you to evade that but I wonder what that is. It's suicide If you declare bankruptcy and then the bankruptcy court determines repaying your loans would It sucks to pay back loans. For example, several types of loans do it, they could forgive you if the loan amount was higher than the

1:07:54 And also, it's like... I'm bad a little bald guy okay. I was like in the show. That's me. What a mean trick. That's maybe there's like you know like lottery winners. They don't do well, dude I wonder if we need that. We are in the middle of this intellectually evolutionary process. wanna be better at housing, we wanna be better all the time. It is so good. If you're having a shitty day, it doesn't matter if you're not Christian,

1:12:01 oh, like, you know that stupid song, if you love somebody, set them free. which will fuck you up. And because I love you, I'm going to let you figure it out. And then from that because inevitably, whatever it is, And there's like, that's Christianity. That's- kids. So, yeah, it's heavy, man. And so, like so like so yeah, I feel like that that's the devil. That's why it's there. It might be real. I think as a term of convenience, it's great.

1:15:39 Some leftover shit that's in our DNA that can go sideways and allow people to become serial killers Like you got to veer out of the way to make money. And then you get lost in a maze of self-deception have to be in hell. It's like what C.S. Lewis says, the gates of hell are locked from the inside. It shows up on my gospel playlist It was better than the original version and it was so good

1:19:00 Sorry! Oh, that's the, that is the guy, right? You never know what happened in the process. I just, I don't mean, I just, and a lot of people like the movie, but um. In the UK cool. It's I don't want to give away any more of it I think it has like six episodes COVID. No one's going to the movies anymore. Dune 2 is so fucking good. I watched it with a song and dude I was like, you know that like you get bliss and movies are so good and you're the

1:22:02 Everything about it is like, The first one, honestly, the second one, But you you can't I never got into the first one the first movie so when the second one came around I was like on the Capitol Hill steps? Throat singing? that like, that you eat this spice melange And he apparently, I think it's Sam Fran, in this box that if you pull your fucking hand out of the box, she stabs you with this needle,

1:25:31 Wars came from the same place like they both were inspired by the same thing I and it says that they both, sorry, both creators took similarities and inspiration from the Dune is influenced probably... It's like the greatest sci-fi book if you ask me and it's influenced all sci-fi there's a whole documentary on his idea for Dune. Wow. and those people are walking down and putting,

1:28:15 Um, what? Renegade rogue. Thank you. Hey, do you know the Zen-spiracy? Do you know about this? They're very warm as a matter of fact cinnamon Okay, that that's probably one of them frequencies that called the devil like that sound That's probably what the devil responds to if you have a mouthful of panties you try to read anything the devil's like I got you

1:30:28 So if they agree, like this is an opportunity to go after him. We are on the production line for AI and you're not doing your part Fucking develop laws for panty eating? Oh, yeah, what a genius so good he's so good really good at talking dude i'm Percentage I don't give a fuck what your study says you only get How do you have time? But that's not real.

1:34:09 and you sent it to me, and I'm like, wow, what a dick. cortisol anger teams Like what what do kids tend to do like what I did rebel and so like you're so you're like god help you So you get old enough, you're not gonna associate phones They're meeting in parks and they're saying things that are untraceable. 69% of teens say smartphones make it easier for youth to pursue hobbies and interests.

1:37:08 You're gonna find a lot of dicks the other half are liars Like, you know, there was a girl that was charged with, she was charged with child pornography. I don't know what the story was story of a 17 year old boy who is charged no no no girls Look, this is what I typed in, and I'm just There it is. Oh, wait a minute. Dude, she's a monster. Remember that movie, One Time in Bandcamp?

1:40:43 She's got a cover her horns with fucking yeah really living that way. Like you gotta imagine that's just, you just become a sociopath at a very early age. Yeah. What? like, it's like, it doesn't matter It's basically analyzing, And inevitably, it comes from trauma It's like people living in gang-infested neighborhoods And then next thing you know you're dead.

1:43:50 But you can't go back and look at their childhood, because if you start going back and looking It's like, you don't need to know the solution. You're not fixing the problem like if the answer to Probably Dave Smith. not be afraid to My logic's out the window. And then, if my fucking kid got dragged into a fucking tunnel, Don't fuck with a creature's kid.

1:47:55 How a day goes by when you're fucking kids in a tunnel And it's like, dude. but then it springs right the fuck back up. Fuck them all connected with real time translation in real time, somehow or another. I mean, it's not out of the question Wild shit and one of the things is you're gonna be able to talk without words We're gonna go on thoughts. No, instead of that, it's like I think your thoughts,

1:51:28 We're one thing now. This is why I think world peace is possible because The bashing fucking musk. It's like, dude, do you understand what that in the future, when people look back on that And they're like, oh my God, I get why you're mad at me. Like if you're a person and you know that you have a vastly superior Because sometimes I get to words and I'm like that's all right, but I always say it

1:54:45 because instantly we just think thoughts. Like, oh my god, So many people, dude. The whole planet would just be like, oh, fuck. You can you could not like me. So that I've made a big deal out of those fuckers. Yes, but normally I'm like there's the the benefit of conflict in that regard and think of things and how I interface with ideas. That's right.

1:57:06 And like, um, one of my favorite Lojang slogans is drive all blames into oneself. I chose to connect to that person in some way or another What are you saying? It's really easy. It's really easy. I love it. This is I've been doing this for a while and you don't, this guy, this sweet talking guy Then it would be to argue with him because he's so persistent right and you are so averse to conflict that when someone's like

2:00:06 Dude. Probably that times a hundred, right? Doesn't feel good. that the new thing? Zesty? Don't they call people zest monsters? I've been watching a Yeah? Oh, dude. Yeah, I think that's a cool aspect of her. And damn dude, her books, man. man interview with the vampire is one of the best Energy vampires they are not gonna suck energy. You know what's an energy vampire?

2:02:54 We'll come back. How much, how long can I go for? I just don't know what to fucking do with it right now because like because I'm, I mean, I wouldn't even call it I'm doing a tour, but I am doing a lot Yes. You know, that's like the best place to develop material. Yeah. What's it ever gotten in there though? That was the thing that impressed me the most was roast battle. I was like, this is crazy because this is a new thing

2:06:15 Go up and you do get out in a writing exercise. It's designed like a specific target is one target No one's better than him and talking shit in the moment on like a roast situation I don't even know if they were considering him, but I like you have to which is nuts that they wouldn't consider him I've ever watched when those two go after each other

2:08:56 We're getting free shows all the time if David Lucas and Tony Hedgeglufer in the green room the moment David walks in You're Oasis person and they it will insult them. Oh isn't five I'm like legitimately scared like maybe for the first time ever. I love it. It's new model. I think we're in there, like... Is that what's going to happen to civilization?

2:11:51 cry of the baby and she goes, it's hungry. And then she goes to breastfeed it. Dude, So I don't seem like a dick, but I'm not make sense back then like being a Satanist was like way more like talked about and then there's like fucking blood Yeah. Was on cowboy was python cowboy. That's right. Shout out to python cowboy into that now everybody thinks I'm a Satanist son of a bitch that picture comes up all the time. When the picture pops up. You son of a bitch. Dude, it is...

2:14:40 You're so far from a Satanist. I'm not a fucking Satanist. Do you know how crazy you have to be to want that at your wedding? him you've got this like satanic part of And it is, they are so fucking nice. Do you watch horror movies at all? Yeah, do you know that this is the plot of a horror movie? Listen man, all I can do is go from subjective experience.

2:17:10 They do rituals? And he's fucking, he's talking in tongues. And the more, the older I get, the more I love Jesus. And who did Jesus, like, Jesus hung out with people that were rejected by society. simping for Satan, bro. I'm not simping for Satan. I'm just saying there's the Temple of Satan. Oh, so it's like Baptists, Protestants, Mormons? like incredibly self-cherishing, self-absorbed, like really into himself, whereas God is like,

2:20:29 Why are you telling me that it's bad to come? mysticism, right? So the symbol set they use is Satan, which any most Satanists I've talked to Yeah. of your shoe. many of them were and does it represent like the worst aspects of human nature? they panic if something happens, ah! Oh yeah. Can I give you, like, one of her books, and by the way, now she's like, got a stack of these

2:24:33 and she loves it. to like bite her while he's fucking her. Hold on. Jesus Christ, dude. What is the genre of porn called again? It's called, well she I'm old, dude. I'm old. And I'm pitching because it ran. They have to, right? Come for Bigfoot. Come for. Oh, yeah, big put foreign has come to Bigfoot. Yeah, there's come for come for big foot Super-dimensional creature you think he's you believe in that the dimensional bigfoot. I think there are states of consciousness that you can reach

2:28:11 the grayness in between universes, in between dimensions. You're tapping into this area of They call it the astral realm. And there's too many depictions of elves that are dancing around mushrooms like yeah fucking duh like duh like maybe they're real And you've been brainwashed. though inside they know so all of the professors who we go to as experts are

2:30:47 You can see all the podcasts at Doblin's Con on me, right? Nothing. woo, something happened. Ken Kesey. My god, and then there's also so there's also all these theories about the CIA creating like the whole Yeah Like yeah, I don't know man. Like all I know is like you it's like there. It's a very confusing thing But I think like, boom, wow, that's what happened.

2:34:55 Do you somehow or another, either they just don't think it's a priority or it's a different they fucking did it. That's the wild thing. And that the brainwashing still works today. Burning bush, like you smoke it, duh, it's right there in front of your face, right? Like if you look at like, what's it called? Kaikyon. If you look at the like, it has been weirdly an underground underground thing and I think that's what we that if there is some cool thing that came from us

2:38:09 oh, they're lying. This is wonderful. This isn't madness. It produces paranoia. For the hierarchical system, the function you need need You're below me. You're above me and and the moment you're like, we're we're all the same Jared But like, if you, just for the sake of this rant, if you look at Jesus as psychedelics, It's also the power structures that exist without psychedelics aren't possible

2:41:00 And they decided to like, let's create democracy. long time, and then they become like a shitty Republican when they get older, you know? What is it Bill Hicks says? So you take the psychedelic and you think, I'm experiencing this because of the thing. You're scared right because really you should be addressing the root of the problem if the straight people are assholes, you have a shitty time. It's not a gay straight thing.

2:44:50 to control other people's behavior is like a bad sign that's a bad sign you score dude what score what's the opposite of fear, man? Love. Love is the opposite of fear. And so, this is, I mean, Buddhism, this is when they talk about enlightenment. So the example, and this is why Satan in mythology is the deceiver, because it's not there It's literally not fucking there the moment you turn on the light

2:47:50 They can do things that are insane. Instantly forgive you don't hold grudges. It's not just that they're also they don't know any better Understanding that we all have about the way human beings tell stories or whatever it was, I would love to know It's like trying to get a story about the things that George Washington said that weren't written down

2:50:26 So, like, fear always creates a pretty similar pattern, right? understood it enough, you could probably create a set of symbols that would function on many then you realize we're all being crucified on time. the New Testament, they're coded so that depending on where you want to go with it, you can go I know he was talking about vibrations and stuff.

2:53:31 Learning the language it would be about understanding the context of the language like imagine if you could really Yeah. Suddenly there's people telling you you're wrong, interpreting it for you, You don't know Latin, so shut the fuck up. So you come see him and he talks and they develop egos But if you're wise enough And to me, that's like, oh, like the Bhagavad Gita, any of these beautiful texts.

2:57:04 and that's where it gets fucking weird Fuck, dude, it's, I've said on this podcast a million times, my favorite Mark Twain quote, mind away. what are you afraid of? can go up too. Tomorrow Mike's going to go up. Mike's been trying at home, it's in front of the mirror and he thinks he's ready to priest. Yeah priest They're hypnotizing people with their words, just like you hypnotize a comedy audience.

2:59:58 But you know, again, it's like the comment section. I fucked up that part of my life. of the problem is some people are just out of their fucking minds. And if those people people in like their family and his beautiful community aspect to it where everybody's like Yeah. We're running where's some eggs you get at the diner we go. Oh you see that fucking gelat? That's us

3:02:46 no words and we're going to be talking to everyone else out there with no words too. wait, this doesn't look like the Rogan studio. We've been rambling at each other for like what feels like a long time like our whole lifetimes Thank you for having me on man.