Joe Rogan Experience #2161 — Tony Hinchcliffe Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience just content here, chilling. I had my Keltoni stuff and all of our stuff and but yeah, it's awesome We should be bumped anyway. Bumping is horseshit. Yeah. Bumping is a thing that was around the store back in the old days, They were just doing it because they wanted to be able to bump other folks on the roster There's a lot of people from other countries.

2:42 Yeah, I always ask now during the commercial break It's like the city's become like a vacation Sunday and Unbelievable. Yeah, I was just with him in New Jersey. Yeah Unbelievable didn't make sense like this isn't gonna work green light doesn't get in where a green light. This is it for what we were getting, The club situation is amazing. There's so many clubs. There's cab City. There's Creek in the cave

5:58 of insane traffic and crime. It's not a contest. It's on fire. But the sky the reason why the sky so looking, that's smoke from wildfires in Mexico. Oh, wow. First lady. First lady. More than three dozen candidates were assassinated, including a local government candidate in Look, 20,000 positions to fill and 70,000 candidates One guy who went to the UFC this weekend and got like a 30 second standing ovation

9:16 Just like everybody's been rapping about right trapped by the system this bullshit system and you watch it happen with him was president, after the second term. It was like good lord It's Bill Hicks' joke. like a Trump character does make a difference though, Yeah, you know he was a I'm one of those people that was a birther. you love it here, America's the shit. You can be here. You got family here. You love it here America's the shit you can be president

12:19 You need a certain amount of trials and tribulations, character testers, a lot of education, a And then everything started yeah people get rich they get Republican real quick can't build all those cars like what are you gonna do with all the cars that are Right, but a lot of those are people He bombed. He hung in there. Remember in the beginning? Isn't that when you really like each other like remember in the beginning isn't that fun you appreciate each other

15:43 It was Louis J Gomez and Sal volcano. Oh nice Sal was on the podcast last week. awake right now. Who was the guest? It was Louis J. Gomez and Sal Volcano. a new golden ticket winner as of last night. That's right, and he's doing a clean hour Right first of all you shouldn't ask you gotta be clean you can't ask good Oh, especially a guy who literally is on a show called Legion of skanks. Yeah

17:31 he does this thing and he puts you in his mind and then you're off to the That's happening in Mexico kids 37 candidates assassinated. That is basically the doorway to Mad Max You know, that country is run by money, just like this country is run by money, but instead It's the same thing. And in Mexico, they make their own laws selling them drugs. You're not going to, especially if they're from

20:00 Yeah, I guess you have to like if you want to be president of Mexico that is a totally different proposition first thing I saw was a dead body Leaning against the the rock with that split that says this side's America this side's Mexico No, he was arms crossed with a thing over his head. Like, hey, grandpa's been real. These fucking mortuary homes and the funeral homes

21:49 Don't you want a Cadillac of a coffin for Grampy? And nobody in his family wanted to claim the ashes and he goes like waist high in the water someone told Images of what it looks like when they actually cremate someone but the guy was like you're not getting ashes and not only that sometimes they Either way there was someone was saying that a lot of the stuff you're getting in there in

24:47 Came to like they were ringing the doorbell the guy wouldn't come women are hot and they're they haven't deteriorated. Kinnison had? Oh my god. It was how I found out about Kinnison. I found out about it through a girl Yeah, they're tricky man. We got a fucking play the game Wow, yeah fucking amazing. That's before I was even thinking about doing comedy. I was 19

27:40 seeing comedy. And I went to, but I always thought comedy was that. Like that's a different thing. and Andy gets fired from the improv That place was awesome. It was a great place because 24 hours Yeah, boy you had to hang out with famous people back then because nobody understood nobody got you yeah It does if you're hungry enough to go to norms at 3 or 4 a.m. Then it's just fine. My favorite is Cantor's

30:56 That's spaghetti and meatballs from boa here fucked me up dude I don't know what the hell they have in that fucking pasta. It's the closest thing I'd imagine to heroin that there is. That Il Nino place, I would fly in to go to that place. Everything's perfect. No, ceviche. There's net there's not that middle not deep dish not thin crust, but in Youngstown. There's

33:49 You watch his reviews a cheese piece sometimes. Yeah, I love the ones where the people get mad and shit I used to work at the Joker's Wild. It's a place in New Haven and the owner was a crazy convict Mafia influence in there totally. I mean, that's all they know you got a bet on things Baby reindeer. Oh, I've heard it's insane. It's the scariest thing ever

36:10 I don't wanna watch but I have to, Fucking fright it's wild when people don't know how insane they are and you watch like oh god Fauci is too smart to talk about this stuff on emails. You'll either have to deliver something and they did it in front of everybody. And finally, Fauci has to talk about it to people. But There was the thing about Germany today. There was

38:57 So, I couldn't tell what newspaper it was from. This is wild stuff man because You know now that we're getting an understanding of how much deception was involved like trying to They even funded that research. COVID vaccines may have helped fueled rise in excess deaths. And it was just the whole thing is so nuts. Like when are we gonna learn? to work at a dirty night comedy club.

42:02 in its tracks. It was, I mean, it's crazy. I mean, let's just pretend that there's no excess deaths. Let's pretend that it just Money people aren't medicine people. to hire people at big corporations, you have to be vaccinated to fly. He goes, it's shown that people Said he got zero dollars from it. Yeah, I saw something of him on my Twitter feed, him just playing victim.

45:24 Have you seen it Jamie? I mean, it's such a joke. At this moment, how do you feel? They blame podcasters. Andy was the main salesman on the air every day I said it was gonna be Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frazier. and twist the words and turn it into something that's okay. These clips, they do a funny thing over at CNN. They have control over what they've done.

48:30 what's really going on. Yeah going on. They don't know what to do about Israel and Palestine. They're just like trapped. They're trapped in the middle No, because no, no no business is gonna get crushed by it It's crazy They don't want to be identified in photos. That's true to write pretty much most of it. You think most of it a famous doctor that went viral because he was doing vape hits and he would put

52:01 And you know they said oh the masks work at the margins like if you fuck with the numbers 80% of them didn't get COVID. I confirmed actually don't know anybody, I don't think. I wonder if maybe he couldn't get his meds. Yeah, they're trying to mitigate some of that now. for our fucking medicine. and every day I wonder, are these the last days Well, have you actually seen what it can do? Have you ever seen what it can do like as far

55:37 Why why you're not doing it manually the computer is gonna do it? weird. He was like surface level understanding of what's going on in the world. Nobody, there was no like YouTube shows where you could see someone breaking it down. Oh, they're Maybe he could do some things. He wants to stop the wars. November of 2024 Trump wins January gets an office. What can he do?

58:30 in there for horse dewormer overdoses that gunshot victims couldn't get in. It seems like a seems like the type of article that you would put out if you want the person You can try, but unless you're in an all out everyday war with And testing. a 30 cent fentanyl test strip. That you think is encouraging people to do coke is that what that is I Yeah, maybe you just can't give them out

1:02:07 and a fine of up to ten thousand dollars life in prison with the most severe punishment for So Texas and Congress lead bipartisan efforts to allow fentanyl test strips the legislation comes after Because if we can figure out who that is and where that where they're getting their money from then we can start to solve a lot of problems here It says it died, which is like, they just didn't vote on it.

1:04:09 Well, those people are doing cocaine anyway or whatever against you and say my opponent promotes drug use you know you could have that Like, what, did you do mushrooms? Because or you foolish yet right one of these things is going on either. You're doing this political thing which is like god you have in Hollywood is that gay men I can't imagine the number being lower than 90% for no.

1:07:21 about it when you talk to them. do it again? NATO can move in everything's gonna be fine Like how do you stop it? How do you stop it? I think Trump just puts the fear of God into these people a little bit Well, poopy pants Jenkins was president. I would if I was gonna do anything I'd do it right now We have so much stuff to talk about stuff that you would have to manufacture

1:10:18 trying to stop this other guy from even running. It's basically, on most situations, it would have been considered a misdemeanor. Give her a little taste The but what's scary is how many Democrats are willing to allow this kind of stuff to happen And this was one of the things that Obama had said when Obama got into office. Do you know how crazy that would be?

1:13:17 Trump's the loose cannon. They're all crazy. That's what they don't want you to know You've got real problems now kids. We go Clinton to Bush, Bush to Obama. Mexico. We're just not assassinating people yet. You know, we're like a third world country. You got to understand, he's in this huge team behind them. That's a good one to start with It's crazy people.

1:16:15 Like what it means to be a mentally ill person. They let a bunch of people out How so? Oh, it's like one of the big Kennedy secrets. the eldest Kennedy daughter In their search for cures, okay, November 1941, Mr. Kennedy arranged to have a lobotomy He loves scrambling brains. I mean what a fucking like let's remember when you used to whack the TV to get the signal to

1:18:43 Remember those days? Yeah. Yeah, that was their version of fixing brains Yeah, somebody came out the most amazing guy That's when they like enough. Yeah, I barely missed that I was born in 57. I got lobotomized The beginning looks like he's like taking a horrible shit like oh god She might not have beaten out seclusion quarters prior to bilateral prefrontal

1:22:38 That your brain can be scrambled and you can still function like that seems to well you barely He only had the outside area of the brain and he had like a 75 IQ but he was fully functioning with It's not his fault. You know what else they found? And they're not saying, like, people aren't incurring. See so the thing about video games is people always want to say don't do it

1:25:12 Scientist research man missing 90% of his brain who leads a normal life. Yeah, that's Clearman is a cognitive psychologist, University of Libre in Brussels. regular as you are the you are the Maybe video games is the way you do it. Find that study. Because that's crazy. Speaking of brain damage, did you see the UFC put out a clip against another wooden baseball bat.

1:28:52 two hours before I got up there, and there's nobody I would have rather have sat next to. Ron Burgundy was up just up there killing I'm probably exactly how you were right before Oh yeah. and then you're like, ooh, I didn't do my best. so I knew I had to like, look, I had to study them. and completely disconnected. which I thought was hilarious. Like a good poker hand, four sixes and a 10.

1:31:29 Like the scenery of LA is kind of like half of the show Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it. Oh yeah, sneaky sneaky little devil. We were busting his balls all the time. He'd have food delivered so I order it with the bread and take off the bread. It's part of the fun of Brian Simpson though. If anybody's ever big, oh my God, it's just, I don't know.

1:33:28 Cause he went after Post Malone at the forum in the arena which I love, because it's like fun for me to step back He ate a rat somewhere. Oh our separate things that night. If you call him old, he calls you a bitch. so he's getting piled on. And it was magic, magic, unbelievable in the moment, Yeah. You really should. I want to see the same guy that is like in the heat of roast battle

1:37:16 that he just had a big meeting about but actually like implement it If you're gonna do it, and it's gonna be hard. Which is so good for comedy man that roast was so good for comedy huge You know, they wanted to see their reactions to it. but you can rewatch it with people. It depends there's a couple different. What's the high end? 19 now I think. 20 bucks

1:40:00 Oh. the time not. They're not really ready for that yet. I wonder if that'll change with But there was an article that I sent to oh here we go Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet, What does it say? Yeah. to quickly contact authorities for help with emergencies including potentially deadly snake The whole thing has the same last name.

1:43:07 and there's only 39 of them left. And you can't go there, they'll kill you. They'll One of the things that he's done is document this family in West Virginia. That's like Oh odd I'm gonna love this oh yeah listen listen to this though listen And your name is? You're, you're, uh, You went to high school, Timmy? Man, do not run out of gas around there.

1:46:32 Are you literally see a flaming cross? Oh my god. I think church for a lot of people is like the green room for us. You're gonna try to become a good Christian. Yeah, they were filming that Don't like the Academy excuse me. I don't like the Academy Awards, right? so they can get an award. we're so competitive, we want a contest. Yeah, that's true. Well, it's not just the network notes.

1:50:06 I'm sure. We go rewatching the Sopranos for the 5,000th time and it's every fucking time better than the last Yeah, that part's crazy. I that's the episode that I watched the other night Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. But why did they do that? Or she felt like no one will read my book. So it's one last her unloading her guilt Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Fargo, all these great series that came after it would not have happened if it wasn't for David Chase and the Sopranos

1:53:38 to. Yeah. if he woulda let him keep going, Yeah. You know the other one, was it Paulie Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're chasing her with a pistol calling her a cunt. Yep, you're gonna kill her and she realized you're gonna kill when she's screaming then we realize what's possible. Yeah, like how long is that? When is the next season of what is it called the new one called?

1:57:06 And it's like this organized crime weed movie. What was the ripoff? Yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but yeah a lot lot of his things are, but when they do it to him, I didn't notice it, but I love the show. But if I was gonna recommend some I'd say the gentleman watch that. Yeah, Joe is so crazy Bourdain was always raving about it. Yeah, Jamie loved it

1:59:35 it's like limited by not being as level of real because they're like they're I have to like today if I'm like like I have to if I don't do a certain amount of work Yeah, same. playing people around the world in chess. I, you know, you obviously know I have a giant pool problem pools a problem and the fresh grass and everything. Yeah, I probably enjoy it tons of vitamin D, but I can't right I'm too

2:02:34 just fucking know. or 60 or so I practice like 74 I practice 85 sometimes and that's that's and you watch it. all of your concentration. they do it through a lot of different ways, I had hot yoga after eating the spaghetti the night before. Yeah, I ate so much with Joey Friday night It was astonishing. It was hurting Yeah. But you definitely missed out on some stuff.

2:06:37 That's the cost. of presence, he was laughing at the jokes, Was that mic, did they hear that? for the first time, but they just did a final Nah, it wasn't really rules. To hide it from them for their own good for their own good for their own good right yeah, shut up exactly People were watching because they were telling people, So even though you're expecting it to be like,

2:09:19 led by the guys that have written like all the roasts, they start wiring these things together. I don't wanna hit that, I don't wanna go too hard on this. That's pretty amazing. Well that was all born out of that roast. Bro, they put her away for nonsense. Okay, I have so the good during the pandemic which is like created a whole movie. So who is this

2:12:15 up because people are bringing up Nancy Pelosi a lot. He what he's doing is out in the open. about certain stocks that will perform or won't perform, What's his name, Jim Cramer? 100% do the opposite and in a week the when the opposite happens. Oh, is he terrible? It's not that he's terrible I think it was after like the 2008 financial crisis Yeah.

2:14:31 Centelli had been said to appear on the show, but CNBC canceled Centelli's appearance. of The Daily Show, trailing only the 2009 Inauguration Day episode. So so is it because he doesn't know what he's talking about or is it because the market is like really difficult to predict Wouldn't it be? Because if you're a guy in your tweeting about how much you love GameStop

2:16:54 I remember Robin Hood stopped people's ability to trade. OK. That's not that valuable and make it super crazy valuable How bizarre like where does that money like I don't the whole thing is so difficult to understand And they're just making little margins here and there and it's stacking up. What are the laws probably that has to get really deep into the wording that you're like the language you use if you're just talking

2:19:45 because in any other The whole thing is fucking weird. I don't know if it's the Italian in me or whatever or parents that kept cash and shoe boxes between the mattresses or whatever You're manipulating things. thousand dollar a year salary. They wanted to make an example out of her. What did she do? One of my favorite videos ever. Security fraud, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy. So the guy was arrested, conspiring to commit insider trading.

2:23:05 To sell her shares of Mclone fell below 60. I will fight to clear my name. some sort of telling people to say because you were sponsoring them and you didn't tell them I'm trying to find out. Oh my God, that's amazing. She got off on that. she was not guilty on trading There's still people out there that are listening to people that are like, you know taxes are

2:26:23 Constitution. As long as you bring up the constitution, they're gonna put you in jail pay your fucking taxes. Yeah, pay your fucking taxes Have you seen the thing about the ages of the founding fathers are on July 4th 1776? Let me guess I'm Ben Franklin was the oldest around these in the 70s then, or RFK Jr., anybody else tries, just gets pushed out.

2:28:23 I really do. You think those people in power would let that happen? all of a sudden these people are jacking off and playing video games and everyone was like, hey, you're lazy. No, no, you're going to do what everybody else does. Sloths, you know, this is like life everywhere mail it was exciting we had no idea that it was gonna overcome six hours of your

2:31:30 I could send out emails, bro. I'm a serious person looking at the world, and then influencers. this thing is like feeding off of end all of the problems we have like a disproportionate amount of resources available to some percentage consciousness needs to be interfaced by a superior thing and that the the physical boundaries But but they're super muscular really really fucking strong, much stronger than

2:35:19 but I mean We don't know. We know they had tools. We know They had big brains. We don't know we know they had tools We might have out fucked them. Yeah, you know about that right? Yeah, they think that that's how they got the stones down. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting And he's got a lot of wild conspiracies that are really fun. You know, but show me what a Neanderthal looked like. What do they look like when they're hunting? What are they built like?

2:38:06 stand-up comedians and boxers and rock stars and like chaos and it's not gonna supposed to exist all the while? I think it'll know that it was supposed to It's born out of materialism. It's born out of our desire They constantly have new great shit. It's gonna be nuts dude. And they didn't stop And so many people are aware of it now. They love William, dude.

2:41:34 He started dialogue, I go, who is this? I mean, I remember when I called Burt and Burt was on a motorcycle in Vietnam doing that stupid TV show and Doesn't he do like, he does like fucking 10 comics I literally said to my people yesterday Snores Jesus chance in hell that guy sleeps quiet. Yeah, not a chance in hell