Joe Rogan Experience #2162 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. a lot of that. Oh for sure like you have a suit on or something. Yeah they're trying to avoid eye contact with people because then people yes give them a script Because they're good, they're actually fun. Like a black guy will go, those shades are cool, and I'll go, that's great. Swift Travis Kelsey that guy like when when one of those guys breaks through

2:51 Everything comes back. You gotta recycle certain ideas. After a while you you go the mohawks not that bad You mean you could literally like read Braille through them, right? do the gym in yoga pants that are so thin, We're kind of lucky as comedians to wear. Pretty much we don't you a certain you feel like you're some sort of an expert for sure you know you're you're definitely

4:55 It's a great- Yes. That's the cool thing about it. Yeah, hot good takes on everything yeah, yeah on everything and I'm like if that's what sweatpants does Because I haven't seen any of those videos since of him, from my perspective, that the things he's saying progressively better and make more sense because our guy that's the president is getting worse and

6:59 Right. Like this mysterious cabal of humans is actually running the country. recommend that he got lots of sleep I would cut all the ice cream out of his diet for several days, all the bullshit out of his diet. Then that's just wound so thin it's spun so thin on his body all of the bruising It's so far down the road. Why are you making your dad work?

10:16 pizza making pizza very old and he would struggle he put it in the thing it was It can't be fun. Why does he even want to do this? According to five people similar, familiar rather with the meeting, he read from notes to make So why not to sound like a nut, but why are they so why are they so committed to this Yes. His age is his superpower. Well, what's interesting about Biden is they put him in kind of because they kind of stacked the

14:03 so clearly and Trump is up in every poll, why Should lose in a way that's crazy You know, Ukraine hasn't spilled over into America. Those people, that's out there forever. And there's a lot of old people that go, I'm not going to retire. guy and they say good for him he's one of us there's a little bit of that going of power that could speak? Boy, that's a nice... Once you break yourself free...

17:27 I don't think he's ever getting by the way he should isn't he in jail for the rest of his life When I was a juror on a murder trial, and you're Wednesday's hearing ahead of Weinstein's retrial comes just over a month after the New York Cuz he looked fucking terrible before he was going into jail. He's walking around with a cane. He's in his early 70s

19:40 Wow Yeah. What originally happened, it says here, Unless they do that one too. him and how many people thanked him when they won the award course it's so and how Which is one of the reasons why he was so powerful because you really could he wasn't just banging everybody He made good on a lot of them apparently this is just from what I heard Yep, all of them. That's part of it. And I think if you have that kind of power and people

23:03 the best yeah and they some of the best and they just did it with the devil. They did it with the devil Yes, you known her since she was two and then you want to marry her. That's kind of crazy You raised her but loved her still that's the next level that is what I was gonna say that ideal that you can't It's hard. Right, right, right. like particularly in the 90s. When first came to Hollywood and this is like

26:03 They'd be smiling and laughing and then you would talk to them at the craft service and And he was like, you know, it's great here. And it was just like really shitty. And it took a while for him to chill out and then I got to meet some of Jurassic Park. It's Jurassic Park. Can't we do that? Can't we say enter at your own risk? They jerking off next to me it's like okay dude well then you know this is not a

29:18 assault in the military or in the workplace or whatever, where people are not actively trying to better their chances some of those people died before they could testify do you think you can play And his father was all of Twitter, but no, he was a Nazi. making anti-Semitic comments, which terrified his children. Wow. Yes. And worse than beating It's terrible.

31:32 Yeah. For the way they were raised. Everybody has to be judged a little bit with a backstory. I I would get in here with Kanye, but it would probably turn bad because you talk too much Yeah, and they can't be judged maybe the same way Let him have a tirade every now and then. You know, he's like, they run the media, they run this, they run that, like, okay.

34:21 Yeah, I can't point to any list of people and go and they're and they're all I could is not one group and go and look and McDonough skeptical of the government, they were skeptical and they wanted to have their Right three people that's crazy. Yeah three people you know that's the reality of this country China is 400 people old Nobody anticipated the military industrial complex till Eisenhower talked about it on TV

36:48 Absolutely, and then convincing you you have to buy a new phone every week or not be able to, then you, you know. like Airbnb well sure like Tim Dillon back on and they were like, no. Forget the trafficking, people showing up to the house in the middle of the night trying house of course when they're probably making money off of the rental like Like they're trying to figure out ways

39:27 to a hotel it's easy right and we don't have to worry about anger you get a or 40 you have to get a hotel yeah you can't get a hotel you cannot stay with That's another thing that popped up out of nowhere that nobody saw coming that was a disruptor that an uber right? paper you did your work but you could listen to the radio you can no one's in Drive away, be a nice guy, you know, try to keep your car clean.

41:58 He did to all of these people all these so innocent people innocent so Oh, I didn't see it. that he said that, including saying, and say that we never actually said any of that. They're deleted a bunch of emails. And that's what the commissioner said. don't trust him because of that period. is going on because they have socialized medicine, television shows mean that that

45:00 Which is hilarious like when you see like when Elon Musk sat down with Don Lemon, Yeah. Because it is falling apart. I don't think the government will ever fully recover from the pandemic in terms of trust levels They pay attention to the government like these fucking idiots How many people that they know that got health problems because of the vaccine?

47:42 sculpting the narrative and shoving it down your throat. And why are we doing that? And I think we funding this? And why are we doing that? on the show. Yeah, just to further erode our idea that we have any kind of control whatsoever about what goes on were people there that were clearly probably pro-Hamas, right, as whatever you want to call them, as a group.

49:45 Now, you know, you can't destroy property, Some of them were- It's also, they're just trying to be good people. that's right yeah and it's a thing to be a good person you want to go out and And then they were like the car recognized yeah a few times do that stuff because you only live once and you're only a kid once and make these It was funny. They were saying you can't march because Palestine's not free. You got to stop would call that, I believe, an intersectional car crash.

52:53 about how down they are with fisting. I just think kids should be legal teens you mean no I mean I don't know 13 year But like to me, I've always felt that like if you're going to go out and have a party celebrate the fact that gays are free to get married and they have all the same rights as everybody else as they should. that's not as sexualized?

55:28 of them. Just trapped. But you know what it is? Nothing's great. You probably have a fine Right. Nobody wants somebody coming out and they're 50 60. It's like on the deathbed. Yeah, it's on their deathbed you'd be a two-spirit two-spirit yeah that's what two is I the fact that we allow What a white gay people, How did the eye get in there? It used to be we were making fun of getting putting the trans people

58:32 All of the fireworks and stuff are directly being shot at babies' faces who are homophobic oh, it was rare. Now they're doing just bombed the school and you go, huh? guys, come on. Yeah, that's not yeah, but you're killing people. You're killing children. Putin's bad. So there's no like clear path like this guy's dead-on and this is the way we have to treat this and this has to be handled

1:01:39 they going to do with all those people that survive? I mean, imagine how many future Really right valuable. Yeah, we can do wild things here who bombed them are going to visit. And he's going to go, they were killed in the war and she's gonna go oh anyway can George H.W. Bush tried to curb a lot of the settlement building and try to say, listen, have the right to have a home but I feel like they would sell it in the sense

1:04:52 the draft, to see this as a Cold War that could turn hot. how to live on the planet with China and we should not be getting involved in a, we should not be He said at a fundraiser recently and the people in the fundraiser were kind of shocked What did he say? The world is going to respect us again if he's reelected Here says the bomb revelation was made but right, but what does that mean?

1:08:03 Trump suggested at fundraiser he would have bombed like that seems to me like unless you have a fundraising event that he would have bombed Moscow in response to Russia And so in quotes that way, is that his quote though? Trump makes sweeping promises to donors on an audacious fundraising tour doesn't say anything in there about bombing does it in the Washington Post?

1:10:29 probably a value to some of that talk. I told him the same thing. There's something good about a maniac when you have a maniac in there who is you know a guy that's unpredictable Oh my god, Aren't you? So now you're gonna have because they weaponized the government against you know Well what they got him on was the inappropriate way they put it in the ledger.

1:13:25 Well, that's scary if someone, if he gets into office, you don't think that judges and prosecutors worried because if, if Trump doesn't get in then you do you remember what happened when Trump lost Because they know that's the best way to keep Trump from being the president. time? What better time to make a move than the chaos of us right now? Right. You got

1:15:59 or whatever could gaslight better, could gaslight better. Do this to him where they're slowly and methodically killing him in front of everybody. Putin kills his biggest critic publicly. That's insane. That makes no sense to anybody and kicking over there? We're trying to pass that bill, get that through Congress. of Alexei Navalny that he would have done it then.

1:19:07 wants him dead. The week that America... Alexei Navalny never had widespread support in Russia, by the way, this is not true. He had certain people that liked what he was doing. He never I'm not saying why people do that. if you're in a Russian jail. Yeah, you're in a Russian jail. What are you eating? And That should never limit any of us. Listen, of course, they might like me right? I don't know unwell for a walk almost immediately losing consciousness. He also just might have died in a jail

1:21:50 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But it does mean that this idea great, I'd rather live here, but it does mean that like this So it's just you have to, and then Assange, they're killing this guy in slow motion and We have 50 hot dogs ready for the guy when he come like no one talks like I don't know what they were talking they're talking about kids and some of the kids and they're talking about weird

1:24:55 sometimes people kill people yeah these people are crazy and you see a clear That's right. They shot him and just left whatever you had they left. It wasn't a robbery Yeah, give type persons gonna shoot someone you're gonna leave their money with them And I remember this. Nobody has shown any now when you zoom out and you look, I like that he's a family man, which someone said the other day.

1:27:25 Is he the first guy to ever get arrested for that? I don't know You think about all the people that have died of overdoses, that guy's out there keep on Shane Gillis can handle beer absolutely some people can just handle stuff and I don't know. I think I could have. soul it was also like it was it also fucked with people's heads because people looked at those

1:29:58 Oh, yeah, because they all agree that there are certain kinds of bullshit that they tolerate, and one of them is like, Yeah. An original? Three hundred million. William de Kooning. You just need a certain amount of chaos, and with this crap. It just starts driving people crazy That's 300 million. That's even less impressive. That's worse Yeah, and that's 27 million. Yeah, so this is the most expensive works of art. Oh look at this one

1:32:34 What? Look at this one. That's pretty dope that belongs in a Miami penthouse first floor Maybe not amongst the people that would. It is now. Yeah. For sure. Now people go. What's the address? The wasps, to me, they're like the gold and the shawty and the glitter the wasps Capitalism needs people like me to go out and do things that are so buffoonish.

1:35:06 Yeah, no, no one's smart. It does what I do, but that's okay shiny gross grotesque car We really shouldn't have that car. That's right and there's more like keeping up California itself the average price of a home is 1 million dollars, which is absurd so crazy No. I mean it's just pretty. It's stunningly beautiful. This is what happens. But they'll tell you that in the way they talk.

1:38:57 We don't love that. because they don't have anything Wow. Three times. it still is going to take you fucking forever to pay that off. But it's right before they start telling people okay live in a pod live in this pod going to start, whether it's 3D printing or whatever they're doing, where they're just There'll be an app with your city. Everything will be on the app.

1:41:48 Because they're using it just like they use everything else. They're sick. Do you want to be sick? rid of everybody. Or a lot of people. war. draft. of all males between 18 and 26 living in America in the Selective Service System, a federal That's what it is. We got late-stage civilization vibes no matter how we slice it. They're addicted to porn and social media

1:46:12 Yeah, and they're on TikTok all day. Those are the type of people though, they're all ideologically captured That's right the left the tech is all the left Except for Microsoft, right? They're very removed from the consequences narrative, whether it was on YouTube or Twitter or whatever they did, like they thought they We're doing what we have to do.

1:48:51 Industry you believe I think no matter where you are you believe because so much of your identity There's no one telling them to make these shows this way, edgy, everyone talks about, well, this is like this engineered thing. look like my uncle. He looks like a guy like me or somebody People are lazy and want attention. Yeah, it's a lot easier to get attention that way than to keep being good at something

1:51:13 And again, I'm not saying it's great for a five year old, but it's like focus more on There's no patterns that I could see from the past because everything's so accelerated by technology like maybe for whatever reason, fighter jets are used AI we have drones now that are He goes, what is she? What does she do? I got he was how do we help? I got I don't know

1:53:53 things in the Bible, which, by the way, was written by people. Has is gonna make the planet very interesting sure ancient text together with YouTube. That's right. What is this Japanese billionaire? You're deep in the conspiracy world. There was a book called Penet penetration by this guy, Ignacio Swan, who's one of these remote viewing It's amongst conspiracy conspiracy theorists amongst those folks.

1:56:12 And also, such an us thing to do, to do it and then actually go fuck it. Glenn? Michael Collins. See if we can find that. Which is pretty wild. I mean really fucking wild they did that that is wild. It's wild What's the story? They'll get rid of you too if you start in whistle blowing. I've always loved Boeing. He probably realized, what have I done I disparaged a great company like Boeing. I love Boeing. I've always realized what have I done to this

1:59:01 Don't kill 50 of them to don't think they. 50 people can commit suicide if they're wrong. Joshua Dean, 45, died unexpectedly in early May. You're not helping. Yeah, what are you doing? You're killing yourself? You want attention? they're more safe, they're better. how would you do it? You know, what's that thing that... C19. Done. I was like Jesus might be right

2:02:57 happens if he dies I imagine that I don't know raises are gonna be if he But if they were going to do something, it might have been, it might be that. If they're willing to deceive us with the Steele dossier They're willing to deceive us with what they did with Bernie and yes It's been getting more and more The amount of election fraud isn't zero. So who knows what their plan,

2:05:28 You can't criticize him or you have to love him or anything. I'm just speaking They went through all that. Maybe more. Right, who do they question? there's no reason to answer them. might want to weight the poll to that as well. That's a hundred percent true. And We didn't vote for Jack up inflation, jack up inflation. They're going after the guy from the Epoch Times.

2:08:25 Welcome to the end. All right. What will become The case falls into question the future of a company that was a key online supporter But what is like how did he do it? as lawyer, federal public defender. Why does he have a public defender? In recent years, the outlet transformed itself into a prominent supporter of Donald J. Trump prepaid debit cards on the internet at a discount using cryptocurrency

2:11:58 one of those fucking Facebook pages that Russia takes over. They used to have a memes page. They'd kill me quickly. they're doing that. Well then what would Navalny have been? Let's think about this, they're getting her more racist. With memes? With memes and with all kinds of crap. it's all not my mom's, my friend's mother thinks And then you start going, is Chrissy Teigen a vampire?

2:14:56 Real slow. No. Right. You imagine being in charge of chaos. Oh. Yeah, it's a delicate balance. You imagine being What is their view of the world? Tonight should be fun. There's a lot of people that live on boats. No, no, no. in the summer and fall because now I'm off the road. It's something cool. 4,000 years ago or something like that where I'm seeing I'm pretty sure I saved it where they were talking about the end of the world

2:18:37 is the one where the world ends. Bribery and corruption are common. gonna be we're monkeys we're crazy monkeys so find find something fun out about switching when I see like crazy when that green text message comes in But I also don't like- And then they have things that are really good. looking at these people going And there's a very good chance is a high likely. We all meet them. Yeah high likelihood

2:22:14 I hope so. It's just Tim J. Dillon. My pleasure. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye-bye.