Joe Rogan Experience #2164 — Action Bronson Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Got a nice workout in. It's like when like me I want to be an actor or I want to play ball or I want to be a fighter I don't want to do what I do. We all have these dreams even though stay in the fucking lane Want some coffee? Well, the second time was easier though, right? Cuz you're coming out of the cold. Yeah a little easier

2:19 That's what I needed. I needed the motivation to be put back in. And that really gave me the benefits from everything, I think. It's like your body's like fuck how many And there's no ifs, ands, or buts, and I've done it before. Really only like a mild discomfort. It's your brain freaking you out you know, you had one of your babies, one of your kids, you just decided, I am going to get fit now,

4:35 he put us through this workout. So he has you doing all these hip exercises of your legs up near and circles and all this stuff and you're like I don't know I need I need some animal shit Like we were talking today about those clubs, When you're doing a shield cast you're going around your head and you're extending your arm out Well, it's just like also just to balance out your body.

8:03 I thought I was gonna do it easily too. And then when I got into the apparatus I Big thick muscles down there. Right, right right right you know when you see like my boy That is an accomplishment Yeah, within a year so right Jamie something like that we don't build you into a wolf. I watched that first fight while I like this. Oh look at the bro that right hand come on son. Bro Mark Hunt's been putting it on people since the 90s. He stopped this dude. A lot of my boys are from New Zealand

12:49 Didn't he have one fight with, no I made that up. But he moved very well and he has like lethal combinations like his combinations are very complex Laughing. Look at that. Melvin was, you wanna talk about like the scariest Yes, kryptonite in that fucking hand look at that bro. He's so fast going backwards boom boom out or he knocked you out. And that style was just so fan friendly. He was chasing people

15:54 he's just like yo how are you man? Did you hear what happened during the free Palestine So Robbie Lawler's like just sit there like he's ready to go to a championship fight Makes sense. Yeah, you're getting knocked unconscious like someone can then kill you like, you know To take beatings for five rounds they must get micro whatever that this means micro concussions

18:17 Paulo Costa fight? Cuz Drikus is big as that it's swole as that motherfucker is that guy's got cardio But it wasn't like, if you're gonna beat the champion, And that guy's so big. really torture themselves. Alex is built different. Holy shit built different and his mind's different Like you never have to worry about him trying to take you down. The power is just so extraordinary.

21:38 It's very awkward you like you wouldn't teach that style Look at that ass. Yeah, you need a look at how high he wants fucking asses. Oh my god He's like a really nice guy who's sweet well when he stops and pauses Alex hops in twice restarts it. And when he restarts it, Alex catches him with the left hook. Jamal's out of position. From Jamal's perspective Jamal stiffened his

24:29 You can't take but one. They're just two, it's just crazy power. And you know, there's That first initial bunny hop within. It doesn't mean Pejada couldn't have caught him like that at any moment in the fight, He says, I'm fine. Yeah, I think... There's a confusion. Alex is like, fuck you. Sneaks in, fighting at all. Alex is like, fuck you. Let me ask you this do these refs make any money?

27:44 fucking excellent referee I just think he's a really good, really, really good referee. Really good referee. It happens. But he definitely didn't. Right many times perfect example those fights are crazy Mickey've seen Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti. Right? Many times. He got battered a lot. Right. Yeah, does he have it now? He doesn't sound like he's all there

30:08 mine I just want to you know I want to make it more healthy that's all I really And then you you step in and now you're sparring guys and you're good at 46 you'd have to be like around for sure I want to' submit somebody very badly. Yeah. That's the hardest you don't want to do if someone's laying on me is fucking sucks. It's very difficult Well, they disqualified the guy he was fighting and he got the win bonus

33:10 Was he wearing a fucking mouth guard or did he throw it out of his mouth? I don't think anybody uses the double that shot guard that we used to be a football guard sucks I don't think you could do that it's like if you ever done one like Yeah, like there's different levels of lung restriction Mean the world is incredible. Yeah, just keep like all these little micro workouts for fucking organs and muscle I love this. I love this. I love to learn about these things. I'm gonna order one. What does he have them ready?

35:28 They have like outlines of like different ways to do a boss has videos that he's put out there If you're getting choked super ultra freak out I understand. He knows too much. No, you're not. he made the figures even our mathematics like as brilliant as the people are who they literally can harness the power of stars, We're Eddie Murphy and fucking Sunset Park. He was spaceman like he has range

39:31 I feel what he's saying. We will you know never explain this way this time hugely frustrating to anybody photons Did you see it? I didn't find I googled it and couldn't find anything. How could this be fake? Now again, for the record, I am a fucking idiot. it's true that stunning experiment which reconstructs the properties of entangled I couldn't write that down without

42:31 Bananas talk. a description of its state existing in a superposition They're pretty young. Quantum yin-yang symbol the new method called by photon digital I don't know if they did. So I don't think there's anything fake about it. I think it's just a bizarre I'm thinking about getting one because of the quantum thing, but it's so it's such a it became a corny thing like a yin-yang became corny

46:07 It's a I mean, that's it's a they invented alcohol, they invented the mechanical clock, they invented gunpowder, they invented country where they let people work for like almost nothing and buy your shit Like what the fuck are we doing people the fuck is so sure excited And this is outside the Jordan party. I just met Moses Malone and shit like it was fucking crazy

49:21 that were employed by the auto industry just get those jobs removed and sent to Mexico and they're fucked I don't know what they're doing now because I know a lot of things have come back to Detroit like Detroit's kind of making I stay in that hotel a lot. Gators all kinds of fucking outfits and gators. That's that's where it came from. Booming economy. Buffs, the fucking the Cartier lenses.

50:55 100 percent. Well now I have to fucking rethink all my business models. Can you just put a little US flag in the corner so I know? You don't have to adhere to those if you're buying them from third world countries, of course that there's some African countries Free clothes is like a part of their whole charitable organization like to make everybody feel great

53:51 They got Vinny Jr. Jerseys. They got all they got all kinds of sports jerseys. They're not wearing any they're wearing fucking Yeah, Patrick Ewing. I wore this jersey in like 30 countries around. Yeah. Wanted to bring this up because I think that this is fucked up they running that spot on Nickelodeon for parents they're assuming the parents are watching the

56:21 So I just found that a little bit fucking like it's for parents. Yeah, but why on? No more listen He thinks it represents a security risk to the extent that he's not going to allow You're no fool. I'm about to get it. Tells you like you see someone sneakers you like damn those are cool We could have a conversation. I think they're doing that. I think they're doing that. I think that is 100% gonna happen. I'd learn Chinese that way also

1:00:02 That's how you learn. I don't even know how to, like, You know it's like I think it's Spanish these bad. I think it's the most Don't know if it you know, I've never met a white guy that can speak it perfectly or a black guy that can speak it perfectly I don't know. Isn't there some shit going down right now with Saudi Arabia is getting off the US dollar,

1:03:18 As long as I don't know, I'm all right. Simulation theory yeah Exactly you get something Jamie Are we even living right now? What's happening right now? What is my simulation theory? Yeah? Craig Jones came in here and he had a million dollars It's like a drug deal gone bad. Yeah, or good both. Yeah Just do kettlebells with that bag of money average price. A million. A million dollars. And what does the average person make? I

1:06:00 There's they're gonna start to do that Yeah. That's all I've known. Don't need space. I'm like a little baby veal Something near you you can go see? Yeah either that or just like something exciting at the house What those are so crazy days you couldn't go outside without a mask on I was wearing a gas mask to go to the fucking There was nobody out in the streets of New York.

1:09:00 918 like something some crazy car and this dude was just using New Oof. They would there's like a lot of that stuff definitely salvage those parts if Porsche lets that happen Well what does this say? finally coming to a stop. Did any of those jurors buy new cars like look Narcan on my way to wire. Yeah, he's wearing a wire. Michael. This room's all backed up

1:12:41 one on the road. It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. Ian I'm freaking out. I'll go through the forest So Waze starts navigating people through Totally illegal. You're right. It's like exposing the best pizza shop. Yeah, man, it's having in your brain. Yeah, if you see something's congested there you go back around Intersections for sure I cannot drive straight I

1:16:29 Yeah, right fucking yes There's nothing like New York City. Nice. Well, I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm home. Nice. It's fun, and as someone who enjoys music and food, I was like damn you're not eating any of that stuff because you don't need carb I love when somebody gets enchanted and says, fuck it, let's do it. Yeah, maybe I gotta leave New York.

1:19:09 Wait a minute, they are definitely watching porn and the guy was complaining about porn. He said he got from one of the people there that said that some of the boys were sharing pornography and whatsapp There is no hint of this in the forest. word. Let's take out the word addicted because addicted is a weird word. Let just say do they use pornography are they using pornography is pornography now part of their culture?

1:21:05 That's not positive that seems a little crazy This is especially concerning he said because Marubo culture frowns upon even kissing in How are you gonna get your email? So you're gonna have to get, you know, tell your kids that people fuck. It was like a hard plastic case and my boy Phil, Phil Anunziato had it at his house. Elon drops in with his fucking starlink, and then you're looking at

1:23:54 So, it gives you all the benefits without... Well, I'm just when I'm alone. the stallion, Megan the Stallion. it and they'll be able to do that. It's not even clear yet if like as you have No one can fuck with that stuff be fooled for sure if it wasn't like that crazy talk. No. I love that. you. It doesn't creep you out. Like it looks so fake that it comforts you.

1:27:26 Caitlin's braggers too yeah baby I remember this was a couple years ago It's Kylie's! He gets shot by the sheik then his foot goes on fire then he hits his head on something. It's like That was like a scary... He was Dracula he was show creep show. That's what it is. Not tales from the crypt creep show creep show was the Stephen King to his head and left him there in the sand.

1:30:23 He was being an asshole killing some dude mmm, and then the dude spoiler alert I grew up on that good old Jewish comedy. There's nobody that's doing a comedy movie that makes me laugh. It's a sign of our adaptation in a wrong way, called it it's also how people find out if you take yourself too seriously of evolved tell them to fucking take some drugs. Open it up.

1:33:06 Free base. Hit it once or twice. Stop allowing grown adults to tell you and stop being a grown adult that wants to tell You shouldn't be allowed to tell somebody that they can't. It's never been like money or it's not right. It's not anything like that. This is for experience purposes here They probably don't even take it. I think that we just need to understand that the people that are saying these negative

1:35:46 And everything makes sense And we're all connected in some way Then and you get it while you're sleeping you get in your dreams, which is even nuttier What if you have a whole nother life looking from the top window and this guy was running down the street in front of us with a That is so crazy. It's an instinct. You're cutting your fucking death by a little fucking million paper cuts.

1:39:19 So yeah, well, not just, you know, slice and dice. back in the day, in my shorts. there was a karate store. it might be a different word, And you just throw them? Wshoo! You know, you can buy them anywhere. right next to where this dude was standing just a second ago That had some serious force behind it, man. They don't have any time for the homeless. They're out there fixing baseball games.

1:43:12 people think that they were referring to aliens. looking for like aliens and UFOs and it might be doing that maybe even to from these ancient texts that have people either interacting with sky people or someone Yo, when there's Harvard studies saying there might be a base inside the moon, how wild Space and water. The deep sea is something that's fucking as crazy as this to me.

1:46:35 They're probably doing a Harvard mushroom study and this dude just stole the stock. But I think that our idea about like a base on the moon or a base on Mars, we're basing or wherever the fuck they're from I can go there to earth instantaneously why do Phenomena is cow mutilations Like maiming? So I think it's a bunch of different ways Wow, that fucking shit looks like it's been happened just once it's happened multiple times, so I think it's a bunch of different

1:49:41 Yeah, it's mostly protected by all that fur skins all dried and cracked up When ranchers began reporting incidents of mutilated cattle, Look at this, the army had accidentally killed more than 4,500 sheep in 1968 Tested nerve gas. all fucked up. Are there any animals that kill with precision besides a tiger and shit like that with the bites but no one opens you up. No, that's a, one animal does, human.

1:52:40 So why would someone do that? reason. I would imagine that it's probably some wacky human weapon that You don't think they would have a weapon that would like disembowel you and draw your blood out not fair how how sick do you have to be to be working for the United Can you please look that up? Hold on a second. For God's sake. In 2008, the US military confirmed that an Ohio Air

1:55:47 How do they want a prize it What did they win a prize for? For trying to come up with a gay bomb? How did they win a prize? I feel gay and then he probably might be gay for real and just blames it on the drug. There it is. That sounds like it's fake, bro. I don't think they've had all their blood drained of them, and they're just a bag of meat Boss University developed brain implants that could steer shark-like dogfish with a phantom

1:58:01 Right. Look at that. Damn. $78 billion on weird shit. Wow. You take the bottom of a Timberland boot, When I get in a dude's car and he's got AM radio on, I just get suspicious. used to have that. Just play on an app, then people are just That's what I want. Because that way you can find like what the corner man said to him if someone's foot Did you hear that he broke his hand or did you hear this right?

2:01:47 Yeah, I've gone live before and I missed the commentary too. It just seems kind of Bro, there's killers all over the world now. Howard Stern live on the app. Yeah, I just want I it would be the And they're sitting in the audience listen to the comment there it is. It's already there thing and you plug in some headphones into it and then you'd be sitting in the audience and you'd listen to the commentary.

2:03:42 You want it to go through an app. That's what you want. I'm loyal, bro Yeah, that's what I did. You don't have to do that temperature though. Like, this thing's about to fucking go on fire. I wanna be a little bit more uncomfortable, 10 minutes sucked. Nicotine bro, the nicotine pouch was like this big. It's got yeah, it's eight milligrams We had a great time today always it was a real fun time and shout out to my man's barbecue cuz