Joe Rogan Experience #2175 — Sam Tallent Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience That was available, and they kind of created something well Estonia has been a country since like 1994 Like that was a pleasure. It's the time of my life. Thank you. It's like, okay Yeah. a country since 94. Right. Well, so they were a country and then Russia came in and they Like you're too nice and you're too nice to be in that game they quit doing act outs

3:31 Because you could just like be a man in a tower, you know do this thing, but no you're like out there Hey, thank you for robbing me. Thank you for the opportunity This is like I don't want to say who it was oh my god. I just got a hot sauce in my eye That's the worst. I'm just like crying with my dick in cream. Ghost pepper, baby. The ones we have at the green room

5:48 Clear up my eyes. It's gonna clear up something God, I can't believe I did that. I did it to impress Ron White in the green room, bodybuilder dude, he's got this So what's the road been like you're all over the place man I follow you on Instagram Right, and I feel like I'm doing shows like that when I go to Estonia or Bratislava But I remember I was in Hungary, in Budapest,

8:55 But he comes off stage, and he brings me on, And I didn't think it was gonna be good but he had never been to Europe before, Yeah, he's food and we're connected to two restaurants rest of pizza place to the left maximum place to the right yeah But those are important for learning how to captivate someone's attention span yeah, you know for a comic Like yeah, we don't want those yeah I thought you guys were gonna

11:32 The whole plan was just the plan was like to just see what happens and build but like from the opening night That was in Little Boy? I'm like, thank you, actually the show's not over. You know have an a and a b club and just But the AC was broken. Oh, no, so it's just like and they were packed shows I mean, like Letterman always used to have his room super, super cold.

14:23 And it's a different person running things yeah, but I was like no we don were like arguing that we had to do it and a different person running things I couldn't recover from that. That's hilarious. Yeah They decided that I wasn't even though I'd sold out like every show for like every time I had been there for years Yeah For like more than a year and a half. I think was like two years that it didn't work for them I'm like fuck you yeah, and then when everything was like really going great for me

16:33 Yeah, I don't have to do fucking radio if I was already sold out like that's all we have a relationship with the radio station It was kind of already gone. It's a total waste, but I think that it is built into whatever relationship the radio station has with the club and just quite recently So I called William I'm like dude the black keys love you and they want to see he's like wow

18:57 He had sobered up by the time he moved to Austin and then once we got him off the notes he would read off the notes, but then with the banter, Just remember them and you'll get better at remembering them. started doing a neck brace thing. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Did she actually have something wrong with her neck? Which You know what's weird? People that wear glasses that don't have vision problems.

20:35 What is it with people with clear lenses? Yeah, I met a guy and he had those on he was a comic and I go why do you wear those and he goes girls? That'll probably work too. Why do I think it's hot when I see girls in glasses because I do I do too man She wasn't a school teacher all that shit the people say she got fired from being it. Nope You know,

23:35 How'd you get this footage of me, Joe? Listen to this. That's the only thing that I could get out of all that. He's got queer tattooed across the stomach. He's not he's not fucking cosplaying. It's not performing Burt's crowd just have that guy go out there first and then Burt would come out in the exact same outfit. Yeah I know you want your kids to be tolerant.

26:18 That is talented that probably was in Austin then oh for sure We're just holding hands like hey we're proud Like the the gay neighborhood like in LA they have Lesbians unfortunately never developed us because I have a theory You know all the houses are worth so much money because they invest so much in their properties Yeah, when I was a kid I lived in San Francisco.

29:29 And so my neighbors were gay, and my aunt used to, And that was when I was 11. There was guys holding hands everywhere. This is San Francisco in the 1970s. Yeah, that's like kind of what you want right? Pretty sure. Oh my god, what the United States spent? Yeah, not just that but when you fought next to someone and they were your friend Yeah, yeah, just accepted and it was like part of passing your philosophy forward bizarre. You would take an apprentice

32:55 You know it's like I wish that didn't happen, but at least he didn't fuck my butthole still tight as a drum I mean look when this country was founded one of our presidents How far away did he shoot people from those guns suck too? good point about lead poisoning deep in there and just stays in there oh yeah oh What a waste of you Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, he's the man. Oh that guy's so good

35:51 It says, people didn't just take 10 steps People involved in duels also chose seconds Yeah, what the fuck they probably had John wick was like that at the end right then the guy try to get like go. Let's do it. And then they build this world of like yeah mental and stuff which was cool. There was lore Yeah, I think there's too much content today for sure

37:53 I heard Dune II is one of those. Well you get in them comfy chairs like Sinopolis. Yeah, you know the way you lean back and it's got the cup holder there Yeah, I've done that a bunch lately watch a show and it makes you appreciate it from an audience's perspective Y'all like ask my feature like is that someone's bit? Because this is the problem with creativity.

40:19 I don't know what the word energy means like the word energy means electricity It's like ideas get into our minds, I think they're a way that they force creative apes and those calls like from the ether from wherever the fuck is coming from those make their way onto your page and You're just repeating something exactly you can see the crowd lose interest in it. Yeah, you're not connected to it

42:37 or you know, there's something. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever heard Tom Waits talk about the muse? No, he thinks the muse is like a real thing Yeah, it's it's just so hard to Right. So hard to know what's going on. No sweat over the keys until you have a thousand I love he sent us a box because I used to give it to comics when they would or any kind of creative person when

45:23 And yeah, and just became like very prolific. Well it's like we have we always count on Right, and he would have a little recorder and what was a complete waste of time, but then as soon as you get outside, you're like, Yeah. but it's not exertion. I would, it's probably 10, my IQ's 10. You know? You I was on a Versa climber, it's probably 10. because the heart is not beating 60 beats a minute,

48:14 And then he got out of the pool and he had a giant swastika that tattoo on his back. Oh my god Yeah, maybe you like me to deal with them. Okay. All right sure. Okay. That's really what's gonna help make this quicker so dudes would be like on a plank of wood and Just must be so overwhelmed with anxiety and fear and then acceptance and then 1940s meanwhile made it to a podcast. Yeah, 2024

51:38 What about what happened on the fucking raft dude? Yeah, sorry man lost my mind LA Times I think this catch the They attacked their steel trap jaws snuffing out a man's life before we could draw a breath to scream Yeah, they're gonna disappear. I think she lives in another country, doesn't she? I think so. the evil oligarchs and people in power of the world and how they've twisted everything

53:49 like trying to figure out how to get into Russia. They might snatch him up. That's hilarious. Yeah, he's a wild boy. He would want to go to Russia to eat. That's so crazy It's terrifying to watch, but it's also a very clear money grab. going to join NATO but we're gonna leave NATO. I was like And they kept moving NATO-based countries. But that's not real. That's only one exam most of the time

57:02 should be president or not president, They bullshit and gaslight, So someone sends her a message from the New York Times, what evidence do you have that Yeah, horrible, but also that was a corrupt country like just because or about adverse reactions to vaccines, yeah it's it's a fucking annoying and the the the people that are doing it right now You're just being a condescending, scolding, liberal cunt, which is what drives everyone crazy.

1:00:01 It's all just a human behavior pattern. Which is wild Yeah. Yeah, yeah. each other instead of against the presidency or the government. So back in the day it was like thing going, but the problem is we made a fatal flaw when we allowed them to use money. It's like par for the course right? I'm gonna move up here, so we got this place. We shared a closet in an anarchist commune called Goblin House

1:04:04 So we were living with these people that were like, they would like sign Yes. That's what these guys are doing. no they're like this is the way to live this is the way to live yeah they're seeing through the So Ron White fucked me. one of the things that helped us is like, Yeah, and then Adam calls me up after already signed paperwork and everything Adam calls. Hey, man. Did you watch?

1:07:13 Did gay porn and then he teaches yoga class and gets a button because he like he's a beautiful man So it all falls apart it all falls apart years later when one guy sends out a mass email saying hey Mean maybe he has a maybe he knows some stuff. We don't know maybe he was helping people so no no And Joe Biden's, his age is his strength. Bliterated but believing that that guy's okay is the same thing as believing that this gay porn star who's a hypnotist

1:09:59 And to this day, the people that had it, And whatever the the vibe that the two of them have clearly hipness hypnosis as well Experiences they're all the most potent psychedelic chemicals known to man that your brain makes just a long Island I believe in like me and my friends and my family and like the community that I can build Yeah, but I do think that if you do something evil

1:13:04 you. But it also is really a good thing to do because it I feel like when I was poor it was like my friends, my best friends, Yeah. That's a huge difference. That is very profound So daunting dude. I remember my sister was like, what do you want to do for New Year's? But then you have to realize like who you are isn't gonna be fixed by everything you wanted happening, right?

1:16:01 And like for a long time it was like I couldn't get booked in these rooms last year or something. with the buying of the home and the moving don't have a house there yeah so they go to the fucking hotel yeah it's simple With booze or drugs or and last you travel with friends, and I do now Well, you lost a lot of weight. I did yeah I'm like 50 pounds this year. That's

1:18:34 And now that we're actually gonna be in a home, wouldn't even ask I would just say on stage like you look rich can I stay in But we had a roof over our head well Tour date was in Oklahoma and like 12 kids came and he was like fuck this Right, and I think that that really helped me in my career because I had so much at stake every show. It's like that that's another like dumb human resource based instinct comparison. Yeah, it's the worst happiness. Yeah

1:21:34 and his rise is so good for comedy in general, But I was like that guy with the queer exactly yeah that guy's punk rock, but so is Shane's ethos Twayne and snatched it a la Joe Biden. Have you ever heard what Twayne did for and I'll give you like a thousand bucks. They would have sold him down the river. They would have given him a thousand bucks to have a best-selling novel Wow

1:23:55 I think Dickens did that to a certain degree too, but he owned the publishing and he would like sell it himself These people they do these tours where they just like oh look gotta make hay by the sunshine What's our purpose the people that haven't experienced that before like Jordan like it was telling me how much it wears on you I was just pissed at myself for being such a bourgeois pig

1:25:42 is people develop this sort of crisis, the imposteroster syndrome sort of thing that happens when you become famous and when you become successful Remember how far away from this room. I was for such a long time. That's funny I think of it as safety it can be taken away at any war that's up to a point once you pass a certain I don't have a bunch of like, you know cool jewelry thought you're a nice watch. It's my wife got this for me

1:28:11 like skateboard teams right around yeah you could have that and put a podcast Yeah, that's usually the best turns out. It's like a sleep button I was like I really can't do radio because I can't go back to bed Hope Shane kill Tony yeah, so these people have very high Not not without confidence. I have confidence. I do stand up every night. I have plenty of confidence

1:31:20 That should be a thing that everybody in your group does Oh go bananas the in Cincinnati Club. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, there's a bunch of those go bananas Yeah, no way. Just the banana? Yeah, yeah, or I got a capeskin. How do you say that the hot sauce on my dick? How do you say a cap? Yeah, well you know pretentiousness is kind of gross. I was emailing this lady Emma Klein

1:34:11 You should send her a letter again. I should but how stupid you feel very sorry talked about it on a podcast yes Hell yeah, so they're like, how do you guys align politically and the singers like I'm into Bakunin whether they're furries or whatever it is, Shout out to the jugalow nation man. They're cool. Do a lot of jugalow shows Interacting in all sorts of bizarre ways he enjoys chicken hunting

1:36:54 Just dancing around, banging into each other. He's like, there's just a purity to what they do, Yes. Sure what Anderson let's have a conversation It's really good though. It's called blind sight and it's a it's a science fiction space movie about and that someone, that they were killed off I'm paraphrasing because I wasn't prepared to talk about it right. Yeah, I had I hadn't I read it like

1:40:12 Cormac McCarthy was amazing. Did you see any of the Yellowstone pre-shows, It's insane. Is it like Deadwood-esque? Well really it's like deadwood esque But then he runs it through like his lens is like a literary author. It's really fucking good. Out of nowhere, nuts. Because like, the thing about this country is, right, Start going nuts There's a lot of bison around yeah, but a lot of people kept going and then the people that did keep going are the most

1:42:51 They didn't like the hostility, So it would just make sense that those people decades, it's crazy. There's so much innovation over the last 200 years that curve has sharpened yeah, but so much innovation over the last 200 years Yeah, we're going to be trapped with a superior predator. Emotions are interesting. I'm just not going to project it upon you

1:45:03 And they also don't know what to talk about. So come on you know my fucking job. I swear to God I can't believe Ron whites my friend He went, I still got my house in Beverly Hills, Well, we could always do a mothership there one day. I think that's a good candidate for a mothership because I'm like, I want to do it at Wendy's place. She was a waitress at the club, and now she owns it. You have to be tough as nails to be in this crazy business. I always told

1:48:00 You know, that's one of the reasons why when I wanted to escape from LA this is 2009 Because the bear thought that the seats were leather and leather is food And then once they eat your car, they always, Denver and even of you know anywhere around five thousand feet And I was really, and then we talked to the doctor, You know you love to look at this painting or a cool sculpture

1:50:54 Register beauty when it comes to like objects and stuff But there's a lot of things that are beautiful. Oh, yeah, that is my armpit mud just waiting. That's such a wild activity One time did you ever get a cat no no you tried? Yeah, she's like a cute southern girl who? Look at that thing. The fish is later I want sushi right now Fucking lobster, it's our favorite food ever. It's so good. I'm not over it

1:54:00 I just thought cuz you know I played a lot of pool. Yeah, I go no, dude I'm eating lobster every night. I of the mothership. Nah. He's definitely the smartest of the Shores. He's fun to be changed. It's a sweetheart. He really is very nice Like literally I leave him in the crib let him cry. I'll make him funny. Yeah Wow. Yeah, but Polanski. Did you see him? No. No I did not. But I did go into the apartment to use the bathroom.

1:56:55 I mean dude, he might be a pedophile, 16 candles I need two more boys Jesus why is everybody so uptight I've never banged a kid but neither have I I don't know these days these kids are fucking yeah, they really are they getting after it my phone at all. I'm going to send this message. Yeah, we put down a couple tracks. Oh my god. That's awesome Oh no.

2:00:50 I'm an ancestry defiled How about that guy last night whose mom became a country music star at 54? She was a smokin' blonde. Imagine Sheila look Tony's such a psycho. He'll have her come and perform for sure yeah Right, it's D apostrophe L ee on Spotify and now the kill Tony fan base is going to descend upon her and the JRE fan Yeah, that's her she got seventy followers. She had 63 last night. That's her. Let's see what she has now

2:03:56 It's in the wrong hands for sure. Yeah. That's her. Salvation Army's number four. Yeah? and he would have to go on stage at the beginning of the show, And he caught it on fire. This Ollie Joe Prater. Oh, so he's thinner back then. Yeah, this is him and his prime sleek Ollie Joe Prater. Yeah Whoa The pictures aren't loading so I don't it might not be I might not be up anymore

2:07:55 You can give them $35 Eight years later. Almost like that. because of health care, their fences. Yeah, like when everyone in my house is asleep and I'm procrastinating before I write one things that I do is I'll go on Facebook Don't be summoning that shit like a demon. I know dude Let's have fun. for our existence. You also then have to love the Second Amendment

2:11:47 It's the great equalizer. If a woman is being attacked the great equalizer is a gun. It's not karate because you wanted to show you weren't racist. That's why you need guns, you know But it is like, you know, you have a little peace of mind, The government is people, right? So the military is people. And the people that the government but here's the problem. The government is people, right?

2:13:38 Think the ideological civil war is much more likely to take place that something some some Yeah, like we talked about this before but 19 of the top 20 Facebook Christian pages are run by Russian trolls like one of the only live things that you have to do you know you know you have timing you know is AI gonna learn timing I wonder all. All these little, like, intangible parts

2:15:57 I think, but AI specials might be a thing. You like oh, it's like taking advantage of these people no no these aren't real people, right? As opposed to violent crime jail probably cool neighbors. Oh for sure in jail with thought police curious people. Yeah interesting people How weird how weird that they would give that one ago the ultimate evil? Yeah, let's put a new spin on this

2:17:55 Well, it's easy. But cover them in honey feed them to ants promise the media is completely full of shit Don't be selling certain markets. But there was a few states that had very suspect laws were they sending them to like the reservation and stuff consensual. Did you ever see Hear No Evil or see, is it See No Evil? I think it's No one knows you're screaming.

2:21:00 But yeah, it's a Yeah, yeah. What's the big deal? Were they? I went to his house once, and he had snuck over from Mexico. Nope, he went back just to go back to Mexico for a little bit Stacks upon stacks of chicken coops Wow just everywhere roosters everywhere So no, yeah, I mean it's barbaric, but I bet the hell of a show but razors on their claw Lore and sentiment abound George Washington Thomas Jefferson were devoted rooster fighters

2:24:43 They fought him on the White House lawn. Hawk fighting judge USA So I think it's called Matt and Shane's secret podcast YouTube okay, and it's called the toads morale It's been cool to get to know you and you're a very funny guy. Thank you. Cool guy. It's been a lot of fun.