Joe Rogan Experience #2179 — Bridget Phetasy Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Okay. Sometimes you have to communicate with people. I'm like, I'm not introducing you to Joe. Not doing it My friends are really good friends. I might have met him in 94. fools that's great that ensures that you won't live in a world of compromise no Bullshitting you know right on that bullshit. Yeah, I'll bullshit anyone he likes suffers. No fools

3:21 You know if a person can't handle the truth, you can't tell them, hey, that It's great. That's very funny. It's very similar to mine. When I said I write jokes for they're also lying about another group of people almost always. That is just a thing that has existed in a team where you allow anyone to join a team. Party hard, but they do it for Jesus. I know they do it for Jesus. I'm just saying publicly. Yeah Yeah, yeah, those sluts out of our party. It's the same thing though, man

6:16 I mean, that's the ancient conspiracy theory of all conspiracy theories, that it's the Jews' fault. This is like one of the oldest conspiracy theories Let's see what's up. Let's see what new information you get. You'll tell me, right? I don't remember what it was for. Wait, were you show. Yeah. Yeah, I was an extra on the man show It opened my eyes. It did. Because I got to see what I believe are genuinely kind people

8:20 demonize the people that aren't joining or demonize the other ones. It's a tribal thing. And we have to be aware of it rereading my favorite book, this is where like Jordan Peterson is so good It's so brilliant, but they're. It's like, this is, the people I've noticed And in this book he talks about how it was, I do feel like I look around like Malice and all the people,

11:30 We are here we are again and the only people that make any sense to the ones who aren't on either team They might be right about welfare. Regardless of whether or not you think people are lazy If we're this rich as a country. Who's making money off of this? that's reviewed by the pharmaceutical company because you have too much power and influence Because you don't have to really come up with a solution if everyone's just at each other's throats.

14:48 it they talked about it in emails these knuckleheads fucking so stupid they said Yeah, I'm glad I'm kind of stupid and I just am like a clown. No, thank God, because that shit will destroy you. It'll destroy you. Yeah. I've but when you have that you have to burn the fucking house down, essentially. Yeah, he had Flash Fridays where girls would pull their tits out or he would tell people

17:05 Like it might actually take like years off your life, like who knows? should not be for the greater good of humanity. That's been attached This is fucking amazing because she's all stammering It's so crazy because there's so many of them and then nobody talks about it This is a free market and people, we have a free market economy, they should be able

20:45 What come on? What is that? You know Martha Stewart's watching this like these motherfuckers? You know, they get you to start talking and then, you know, you don't tell the truth And for her, I don't even think it was a lot of money, which is really crazy. Right away you're lying. Right away you're lying. We see you texting Doug right here. They're all honey. I think they are encrypted, but I don't think that matters to fucking CIA or the NSA or whoever wants to read

22:45 Give it to me. crashed the entire internet for all the fucking airlines Listen, I'm not saying that he's not really that's not really Joe Biden. That's a guy in a CIA makeup suit walk up the stairs. Hunter Biden and I saw a tweet, but I'm like, I don't know. saved but god damn it so many people are sending me this shit today that I can't keep up. We're just like.

25:58 crowd work, he's good at like coming up with shit that day from the news cycle. He's doing mothership though. Right, right, right. And his humor's so dark. released cell phone data of a mysterious figure who made frequent trips between Trump shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks home and a building in DC near an FBI office. So here's the thing when they I had this guy on my podcast

28:06 He's like there are no black men who are marching in this and he was like not like homosexuals are people confused about their identity. to track the movements of Crooks and his associates. When my husband was certain, the ads I can't go buy that now like it's like Rolex is like yeah, if you want to a Rolex or you can't just buy a Rolex I've thought about asking if we can do an investigation like this just for funsies to see like what data can we get yeah?

31:23 I brought up to, I was talking to someone out in the lobby, the new journal app on the Oh, it's a dirty little spot. You were out to lunch here lunch here like how about your day at work with Marshall and the dogs is like You know, it'd be great though, if you had like a real female heavy government and, you with like JD Vance, cause allegedly he's like big

33:00 There's a lot of fear with like the states like a whole menstrual tracking. Well, it's generally presented as something that's good for the women because then you they just haven't done as many studies. The article I'm reading says that there was a new regulation, Whoa! Okay. It's nuts. Fucking asshole is that your front door? states increased rights to limit and even outlaw abortions.

36:33 I don't think it's my decision. you ever go to the bodies exhibit that's fucking yeah exhibit that I talk about American like when you pull Americans it's very much I think where I end up that they're not even remotely connected to, that they can't have an abortion. It's like a weird body autonomy thing. And in states where it's highly regulated, so you end up...

39:08 because it is a life and as someone like Ben Shapiro Yeah, I understand the fight for it, you know, I just love that in your mind they're like these like, Well they have their own version of Pray the Gateway. People have weird instincts to just destroy people. None, nothing, nothing remotely close. And also there's testosterone therapy that people get.

41:17 It helps people. But not always. I know you don't want to admit it, but that's what you like. That is what you like. Ladies. I know you don't want to admit it, because it ruins civilization. men don't exist. would be kind of sacrificing these wars historically It should be mandatory. They will fucking strangle you. They will take your back, you won't be able to stop it, and they will get their hooks in and they'll put you to sleep.

44:04 It's absolutely huge because technique can overcome physical strength used to teach Taekwondo at Boston University and then they had this women's self-defense class It has to be automatic. Yes. You have to train it all the time you are sparring against is generally going close to 100% of their strength. So you're not, when you do sparring and karate class,

46:27 You're in the middle of chaos Everything, everything. Of comedy? No. She's like, you can lie to yourself about this, You feel the puzzle, you go on stage, Such a funny stand-up too. Yeah. He did stand up at the club when he was in town podcast. I haven't seen him live in forever He started working with Jimmy's like Jesus Christ When they were here doing their show. Look at these walls of text.

49:48 Their thing that they did at Mothership that he and Kyle did. Because, you know, briefly, he was going to do a thing on Comedy Central with the face It's like the whole thing is so it's so horrible It was so good. They only did it for like a few weeks and they're like too much too much Just clench that b-hole and pray. For a lot of people that are like pro-lifers, gay sex should be your favorite sex.

53:13 Oh, that's fine. Like, it seems like it's quicker, you know? Well, it's a slippery slope, here it is. Hey Ken! You're embarrassed your asshole No, yeah. Right, right. I think the one with Caitlyn Jenner having sex with Trump. It might not it might be one of those like lost The investors. they're the ones who get to make the decisions and it's gonna be amazing.

57:33 Well, this is why I think Shane dodged a huge bullet. Yes. Because man, how hamstrung he And there's been a lot of accusations of like certain writers taking premises from younger it's weirdly competitive and backstabby. It seems like it's competitive SNL. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's not just competitive. and you're competing with all these other people. Yeah.

1:00:08 Yeah, it'll make awesome movies. Everybody's fucked. all they're gonna need is algorithms. and it's gonna be like the Blair Witch project. they've been, we've been talking and they're like, to make real films real quick for real cheap. And we're all like, oh, Meta's got an AI now. And there's some other things it does. Well, for sure some of them are curated.

1:03:03 Yeah, I used to think that it was really Go, but it just seems to mirror the results of Like they're all tied into the same thing, right? is shifting a little more rightward? Right. For sure, people are getting shadow banned, Like, I get one a day. And Dumpster Fire is, you know, we're kind of like, They know they know what you're talking about and they don't like when people are questioning certain narratives

1:06:03 Yeah, yeah, you need rubber shoes, bitch. Yeah. I mean, thank God we would not know the president wasn't dead. No, no, no, no, it's nothing. I want to show the video of Biden walking up the stairs of Air Force One. wearing masks, they're all like, oh, what's the big deal? This is, I'm like, if this was This is sad. Hey, chat GPT. Yeah. Let me send that to you too, Jamie.

1:09:16 Jamie. Um, this is, I mean, OK, who it is? Now supposedly these are deleted tweets, so this might be bullshit. It's G H E L T What? Ha ha ha! and you're a fool for trying to twist this into that. Like that can be interpreted in a lot of ways. But but he's 98 speak tomorrow to like soon. And then all of a sudden he says he can't and they also said they gave him ten doses of Pax lovid

1:14:24 Upload it and see if it thinks that we're AI. Can we do that? I can't do that There is no fucking way they would allow that show to say the crazy shit. They did it's all ops If you look at like the crew of people that's responsible for the press in the I don't think there's a grand I don't think there's a grand plan most of the things that you think are like deep state are not I think this

1:17:15 Everything's been exposed to the point where they want to keep justifying the way they're doing things And they were telling me that they had to hire and he said another guy they hired That's crazy. right. Probability of 2.0%. It's very unlikely this audio was generated with 11 labs. What? Yours truly, the guy whose cringey jokes often go way too far and the internet scares me,

1:20:02 If you could play it again- thing to do. 100%. Well, that's what Alex Jones is saying. Incompetence he well that's smart, but also malice is real so you have to look at both and you can't be biased in one side Well, I think that's why we make a good balance. Yeah, I'm like no it's a conspiracy theorists for saying that. This person says they recreated the phone call using AI.

1:22:56 Okay. I mean, maybe they're trying to prove a point. But I love Duncan. But he did a thing with Johnny Pemberton where Johnny Pemberton pretended to be like a CIA this is all like you could be you know Morgan Freeman and because of parents had posted all this stuff their kids into child porn. Yeah, and there's no I mean there was like a whole thing in Beverly Hills about all these there were these teenagers were doing it

1:25:52 No, they can't. No, it's wild. It's only gonna get wilder. Yeah, this is like and how- You mean Elon. And they should be. There's no way they took away power from the parents. that they're being called by a completely different name. That's a fact. A lot of the teachers are teachers specifically because they want to be able to influence young kids You're pushing them.

1:29:05 She was basically saying like you they're doubling down because it's that or admit that they've done a horrific thing to their child, right? it's all attached to an ideology. things like this. Pray the gay away. It is a very similar thing. It's the same thing. You go on a lesbian app and it's like, they're not even identifying. And I've seen a lot of that.

1:31:57 confused people that don't know what's going on they read mainstream newspapers That's a lot of it. You just have these guys who are like to think that someone who's a predator and has committed crimes wouldn't try and remember the Supreme Court lady when they asked her, So you're okay with giving kids puberty blockers criminal that there is even more than like ten and they're churning them out.

1:34:57 It's the only way that's gonna stop it. Yeah, listen. You have to recognize folks that this is a country that did Yeah, that's not that long. Like, listen, we fucked up one person. and 490 of them died as a result of the treatment. Scalpel the gay away. Jesus Christ. It's like on the tip in the back of my brain I'm like that guy remember that guy remember that story some guy this like incredible

1:38:30 Yeah, no. 1866, marriage was defined as between a man and You guys are so far ahead of us. versus Texas struck down the state's Sodomy and profanity laws that are on the books and probably some Bunch of witches, they're smart. They'd go like find another similar tribe Hmm. Which explains how I got pregnant in 43 is an article on mental floss and it's like top 10 weird sex laws that are still in place.

1:43:12 You can't have sex with them in six states? Don't flaunt your booby pillows in Kern County, California. Like a pillow that looks like a boob. Stuffed objects known as booby pills. I've seen booty pillows, so you can't so those are illegal and so they the problem is I don't know. I mean, this is just stupid. out about those those are crazy those on his Cadillac they're I saw a car with them. I'm like what the fuck yeah

1:45:41 but I also love like all the friends I have and the friends that are here and everybody's coming here and and the rents are going down in Austin. which I love just, I love it. And they're like Sacramento. You know, they did. I'm not looking over my shoulder That's what you want. I mean this was big we got because my husband was like let's go further and I was like that will be Like one hour out and then drive in for shows and that's it. Yeah, I can't. I can't yet.

1:48:18 You know, you can live a half hour outside and still be cool. Doing it and like being around all the young hungry like it's I've fallen in love with it in a way that I did you knew also what you were dealing with. that has a toxic radioactive glow in other supportive industries, like it's not what it used to be. It used to be very cutthroaty. But we realized somewhere along the line that we became,

1:50:38 You know Homeless Pimp? Well, a lot of people that like weren't getting It's like they want to see. Metzger. and he said that they were thinking about it. And announced it. she's gonna be there visiting her family. She asked to do a set. I'm like yeah for She's got a real chance. and was in the scene and it was, like this is special, you're capturing something special.

1:53:10 and there's all kinds of different scenes while. Stand-up comedy is a very specific art form. Done yeah, it's funny. I don't ever want clapper You go, wow. You haven't examined your mind enough. tech. Right, but you have to always run that. You gotta always run that through this filter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has a Thursday night, and she does this bit.

1:56:50 She's just, every time she gets up, She's so special. he was dealing with a lot of pressure. and write articles about him. You go up, if you get better, you Someone whose best friends ignore McDonald. Yeah. He really understands comedy. and his job is free of all the mandates. the world, all you have to do is be good at this thing we're all trying to do. We don't care.

1:59:20 It's like, yeah, it's amazing. Tim Dillon's got a place here. It's like Tony's here. Brian Simpson's here. Ron White is here and it was like a perfect time. It's a lot of fun. they're so lovely, they're so cool. Like those people all came over here when there was nothing going on and they were all now they're employed. it all kind of lined up and like you said on that podcast,

2:02:14 yeah I had an idea. I wonder how much of that, So whether it's an idea or a vision or whatever you want to call it Consistency and right place right time. There's a lot of those things. That's why like I should believe in fate the the correct way to approach this and then you put more energy and more I get that. So the most important thing is to look if I care about comedy, which I clearly do

2:05:35 And this time I'm like, I'm just saying yes, just ever since I got sober, it's something I deal with. Maybe there will be, like when the planes were all Because I think my like audience knew I was nervous. Yeah. And I had so much fun. Yeah, but then I did I have been and all of these other comedians, And then when he came back, Can't be like, back when I was giving blow jobs.

2:09:01 And not beginner, I know what I do wrong. And it would be rough. And then he would be falling around on stage But also. And I love it. I feel sane. Yeah, I think it's just, The way he said it, it was like, sometimes they're just avoiding working until they're real world. It's going to be really interesting to see what happens if Trump gets into office,

2:12:39 Like she raised a hundred million dollars in a day Kamala right there's a much of it came from Satan Allegedly a lot of first time donors. That one wasn't true. It's interesting. Well, I underestimated how much the abortion thing would would play into it and that that's the thing that they do wanna stop next. like even as an adult with a kid, I didn't realize how much of an effect it

2:14:23 and they're trying to make it so women need to get approval to get divorced. Bots. If you don't think that they are online posing as progressives, having these complex sites How do we get out of it? Yeah. They know how to shut them down now. There's ways to avoid it Oh, it's an ecological disaster these things. They should not be allowed. They should be shut down

2:17:44 It generates like one% extra energy for us and flips it over and that guy falls in the water Is Yellowstone fucking blasting? It's great to see you always,