Joe Rogan Experience #2185 — Bob Gymlan Transcript

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0:00 Need more hot takes? Head to the FanDuel Sportsbook app. They've got more ways to bet, more ways How'd you start doing this YouTube channel? Like, so often you see this type of content as like, There's something about those that like even if you don't believe in Bigfoot because I don't necessarily believe in Bigfoot It's like that kind of a thing. There's something about it that's like exciting right I'm more of a Dean Koons fan than

2:53 But he's such a brilliant writer. I also think, uh... Yeah. Like he said he doesn't even remember writing Cujo. and just writing this fucking captivating book. doing radio man you're doing radio, man. You're doing radio with illustrations, Ah. And my real name is Brian Gagne and It's like I like to be a little more immersed. that famous thing with H.G. Wells

5:50 that's been fascinating to you? It's just always been interesting but so I think Like have you ever seen a chimpanzee? I know it's gonna sound super stupid to anybody who's like cynical, they have no fucking idea you're there like whatever senses they have it does fear. was real that they I wouldn't expect them to find it either no that shows or the spiritual side. And I was like, I am not. And I'm like halfway there already. But

9:46 I think that's probably the source of whatever psychic phenomenon that is real, that's not way. They just know things sometimes. And you don't know why they know things. It's Or deer even. There's something weird going on that is not just as simple as Yeah. I mean, that's, as I said, I'm getting there. You can't really hide a 10-foot gorilla. No access roads. They just hike out, but do hunters not see them or do hunters not say they saw it

13:04 in some sort of weird way spiritual. Have you ever like looked in the eyes of a predator? I sure have. What have you seen? that they can't get out but I was just like, no, this is nuts because you know, I love I would shit my pants if I saw this thing without a barrier between us. It was so big. It was so big and But if I was standing there just looking at it, I probably would have had a psychedelic

15:43 Yeah, I've only seen footage of grizzly bears, Yeah, we had guns, luckily. And that's all it's doing all day long, and it's just a big monster. I've, I've, yeah, obviously I've heard of them. There's a whole genre of erotica written about Bigfoot. Yes, yeah. but there the thing about it was just an enormous orangutan looking creature You're rooting for the seal, but...

19:13 that's just... Would there be a record? It's a good question. There would if there I'm positive. That's how the ISAF International Shark Attack File, got killed by a shark at the same resort that he was at. So you think it's a jaws thing so they're just trying to not hungry correct I that would I mean I can't be certain, but that would be my opinion.

22:12 They're one big sensory organ. They know what they're attacking and Uh, Pawpaw's body was reportedly examined by forensic experts at a morgue in Hergada, So you think that people get in the way of fish and seals and that's probably what the Did you hear about that? I still don't think that that And I'm hungry if these things are gone because the guy, he's not a marine biologist or anything,

24:57 Yeah. and then it in shallow water and his leg came off It's like so fishing is a provoked attack being in being like a seven-year-old in knee-deep water They say are legit attacks because they were unprovoked they say are legit attacks Correct, and as I said, there are so many people Like Jesus shouldn't we protect the fucking tuna? Like tuna are delicious. They don't

27:49 because they're learning it's easier to pull it off our hooks. And as he's pulling in a tuna, this great white Look, they're real. But I take them for granted that they're not extinct. And as a person who's, I've always been obsessed with crocodiles. Yeah, that's not even a big alligator. I think it's 20 feet, right? That's interesting. and Gainesville had a lot of alligators. It's like where the

31:13 That's pretty brutal. And they were protected when I was a kid. of the animals in the Everglades they had. The big cabezas of vodka landed he landed in Florida, right was when he made his trek across the country. And so But that's the real concern about if the ocean level rises like a lot of stuff super porous apparently there's two sources. Yeah, there's a breeding population they think.

34:26 they're from very close genetic line. So they think they were related. Oh, that's so crazy. No, there is now And then snakes are everywhere. It's the number one place for Burmese pythons on earth yeah well the Everglades invasive species have such an Everglades no, I'm I think just the picture. I'm thinking of no there aren't but there's a picture I think this one is different.

37:15 like a crocodile, if it didn't exist you'd be like, what are you talking about? There's The giant pterosaurs quetzalcoatl is the Aztec God But they found this trackway that suddenly became much longer stride, which means it In a fight, T-Rex could obviously win, but imagine being able to sprint Just how such a massive animal got airborne has been mostly a matter of speculation.

39:50 nuts like. I'm sure you know about terror birds of course. Those are here yeah Oh, I don't believe that a researcher said yeah, you don't know bitch They found footprints. North America particularly, but everywhere else too. Yeah. They think that people were always here. They think people had come from South America, Got here and perhaps Well, it may, so the distance was less, but not by a lot.

43:24 But how many how yeah? There are so many mysteries with human beings, like when they settled here. But the problem is, this ancient wall, Someone stacked that, for sure. long. the area they're like wait a minute what is this? So no explanation, no 400-year-old Douglas fir trees, the spectacular views of the Ruby Valley 20 miles away, and It really does throw it in the garbage bin because like what do you what what happened? What's going on there? It was his Vikings who fucking did this who did it and when?

47:16 I don't know. Just doubt one of the things is interesting about the Bigfoot thing is that for whatever reason? equipment to even find it and I do think that if it is real which is a big if We've got to keep this from people. That's what I think. I think... Oh really? Yeah. Either... That's boring. Maybe. And that's where I think UFOs come into play

50:52 they don't fuck around this guy's not making up stories about other shit and So how the fuck does it know their cap point? show? Can we see these things? You know, Ryan Graves, who's another very reputable fighter thing, one of the features of that they, would be it would look very strange. trying to set up for a false flag. Like a It's a long time ago.

54:19 were trying to get some sort of a working model of it. But they were able to operate some of these things. So there's footage of these bizarre crafts that seem to be moving amount of money at this problem every year for 30 plus years. Then you develop We have observed crafts that are not from this world. Yeah. Oh, well that explains everything We do that.

56:56 As weird as sharks are and all this other stuff is, we're the fucking weirdest. That's the big mystery of the human Increased visual acuity that does come from low dose psilocybin use. Yeah. Like if we had the technology to do what allegedly and make them more like us. was experimenting with hybridizing human beings and chimpanzees for soldiers. How did they do that?

1:00:30 Just the moths. Yeah. It's just a visual artifact of cameras where the video cameras, they catch these things moving fast, close up, and it This is not like something that's only with like Europeans and Christians and people that have a specific religious ideology I mean, why wouldn't a ghost be like, hello? These horrific, I think the earth has a memory.

1:02:43 It doesn't necessarily, right? No, I've always thought that because it's like if I say I saw a ghost and I actually didn't see it. exists in some strange form that it's not tangible. The experience is the same. I if it's an imaginary thing or if it's a real thing, right? The experience is the same but that's the place. the room's completely empty. I guess he was staying with his girlfriend and you know he's trying to make it as a comic and

1:06:17 And it's available to everybody as much as people complain about YouTube. I think YouTube is fucking amazing Yeah, man, that's how you get me folks now get me with a giant reptile video. There was no 50 foot crocodile They had this one. Oh super cool. This one which is they're saying successful happened somewhere else and they killed it 20 hours later but they said it look at the

1:08:10 Just because we can, should we? I wanna get a body of some super jacked fitness influencer Because we've already created bladders. reptiles that you know amphibians they chop their legs off. They grow new legs I mean even though he's paralyzed he has another option Yeah. Whatever um whatever they're doing. They're gonna bring back a mammoth. That's cool. That's wild Yeah, I would love to see a mammoth, but where do they how far do you go with that? That's bring back a saber-toothed cat

1:11:32 Haven't seen that yeah, and then that's the big video that the first video of mine that ever got traction of any kind That's the ghost in the darkness story. Yep ghosts and the darkness. I thought it was ghosts in the darkness What happened to create human beings and what would we do if we could do those things? ancient ancestors we branched off of a we're like a cousin of a chimpanzee.

1:13:35 I wouldn't be surprised by that at all. who is a scientist, a physicist, And if you think about human beings, No, normal population control. India's next to crash. Elon talks about that all the time. It's going to it. It has that those are the rules. I think nature probably and then competition inside that city-like structure is intense and financial competition

1:16:38 You know, so I find it fascinating to think that humans are not, we're very different I've thought about that before though. Like what if if Marshall was a boy or girl and they could have a baby them to the point where we have this incredible variety of shapes and sizes So we're kind of like a manipulated animal in that regard, at least our appearance.

1:19:22 Have you ever seen that one? Get into it, because the whole Zachariah, Sitchin version of the Sumerian text is really, Serpent. sitcheniswrong.com. bigger than that one that was bigger than this one and it's depicted on a Sumerian tablet Anunnaki with not in the correct size obviously, So these people were writing about the story of humanity Not that. No, but how cool is that though? I know.

1:23:30 But also wouldn't that represent some sort of a spaceship like something that can actually fly if you? I could have sworn that it was like there was a in the Bible. It says the pillar of Evidently it wasn't a cloud but a shield. encounter if there's nothing that flew point in time. the requirements of life would actually be quite similar. That's just a theory I

1:26:44 You know everything that we found outside of our solar system seems to behave in a similar manner We don't find solar systems that have something completely different than a planet. It's probably a feature of these solar systems. won't be doing time so if you were planting humans on a planet you'd go Richard Greer, Steven Greer? Well, actually, I don't know.

1:28:56 it's this guy was like a Likely than the alternative which is nothing. Oh, there's no life out there. Yeah, it's not even because we don't even know what they are How big do they get? explorers start going through the Congo in the 1800s and they start shooting crocodiles They have bites taken out of him. And so doing this over the course of, you know, years all the big ones are dead yeah and it takes fucking forever yes or

1:32:07 That's a just a fucking meal train now, you know It doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility for something to be twice as Yeah, but that's a different thing. There's big ones that get to be like 16 feet long and there's small ones that get killed Mmm, but like twice as big bigger more than twice as big as the biggest ever is pretty nuts And caught him over a hundred years ago when I was working on the video. I don't know why this

1:35:05 That's how I feel about surfing 700 kilos so puts out like 1500 pounds or so Ten to twelve feet and a thousand pounds. Yeah, that's an alligator. I know it's like 15 plus feet Yeah, like I said, the one that's out there is 14 feet like I know you can right cuz like their teeth are just meant for holding yeah Oh, that's my own Instagram. I know you're straight, but this is the guy you're talking about.

1:37:38 Man, you are, I don't know. I guess to keep their secrets. would imagine that the truth is worse well yes but because what they know is that he found out when he was working at Area S4 was that they had this like very thick sort of document on all that they knew so far about aliens. they can't breed anymore maybe for them to exist maybe they need an actual soul

1:40:49 like Yeah, the only hardcore thing is that there is an extremely classified document dealing with religion and it's about that tech. Period. That we're containers, and that's how we're mentioned in the documents. Yeah. You know the aliens like you'd have that dude remember when he shot someone and then the guy apologized There's no doubt about it. And she tries to go off script and she,

1:44:04 Ha ha! Yeah, it's weird So that's someone who is basically like a kid in the fifth grade who's writing a book report I've seen the one she's telling people need to be woke everyone needs to be more woke How dare we? Biden and now all of a sudden she is the nominee because he's stepping away and it's not gonna live there's there's reasons why they choose to do things

1:47:26 Minnesota State flag correct sometimes the false yeah that's the problem with I'll just show you this, like no, he didn't give him a Somali flag, no he didn't change So he takes out the Minnesota state flag. of people that's a high population of Somalis in your state. I would imagine Like how can you just say that's fake and like it's scary to me that people will read that and be like, oh it's fake

1:50:30 subjective. You could find one small inconsistency or one... you could It follows four months of meetings many spirited debates and rides horseback. land a Native American on horseback. Is that problematic because Native When people rode them. including right here where we are, the Comanche. It's certainly same color certainly also has a white star. It's just a different white star correct. Yeah, yeah

1:54:14 well it's by everyone having nothing yeah that's the only way to have things did to North Korea. When they took over people's farms they said we're gonna I think there's a lot of parts of progressive ideology much more respected, much better trained. It should put much more resources into that and have them be The worst version is open borders, you're fucked. And that has never been more evident than in all the versions of it that you can

1:57:08 Just terrible government overreach online that people find to be a hateful thing or a problematic thing. and putting them in a fucking cage in England in 2024 is really wild Okay maybe that's a problem. Maybe they think it's okay to put you in jail because you violated their hate speech laws. Exactly. It was to protect others around you. But like I saw so many people putting it on like a

2:00:14 but yet so many people are willing to put the blinders on this thing where they're offering money. They're literally paying for astroturfing. the exact same thing. Kennedy jr. you a fan? yeah I am a fan yeah he's the only one who's not doing that is Robert F Kennedy jr. You a fan. Yeah, I am a fan we live in a world where we're being manipulated by these health organizations that are being paid by the pharmaceutical drug interests.

2:03:05 So the people that make the regulations then go on to have these cushy jobs with the pharmaceutical So it seems to be true. then Trump at the same time was like, it's my vaccine you guys. I don't think he knows. you have the best protection. He's like literally saying that. injured. which is used for cases of online abuse according to the article information that says

2:06:32 There's only one way you find out what's right anti-Semitism. that. Harassment at MIT or at Harvard rather and there she was saying well if it's actionable So like the people that are the most radical that are pushing that the furthest, like the That's the implication the implication is we are on the left and the most violent and aggressive people on the left

2:09:20 then they disbanded, you know, and it's sad, down and the cop shoots him? Because it happens to white people. And then one thing sets it off and then there's this narrative. And then there's through social that's the problem and the problem is sociopaths that become police officers What we're talking about when we talk about like save our souls like that we

2:12:13 let's keep these mind viruses from destroying us. Yeah, actually. And then we watched it for like two minutes Oh, yeah, how many guys just two of us and? Then they both just disappeared just disappeared. Yeah, just blinked out of existence I have it. Mean, there's a bunch of old ones from like the 1960s. I think the thinker straight horseshit And you see it like in the distance as it's going past these buildings

2:16:05 like it would be circular? Why do they think it's diamond-shaped? Oh, okay, that way it I think that the top one is like enhanced See, he's got an E in the first one, then afterwards, no E. As the story goes, Dr. Clark So he's looking at through a telescope remember when she was the one who announced it? Oh What's that one about? No, I don't. Yeah, yeah

2:20:11 Yeah. So you gotta imagine that just being taking aboard a UFO, even if they're being kind to that they have total control over the abductee. So like you only remember what And it's so weird because you can watch her lectures. Yeah, and that a lot of them have terrible issues of cancer, and then she dies of cancer everywhere in 1998 He thinks that they're in the Bible,

2:23:29 I think he's describing a craft and by eyes he means like sensors or something like the translation got wonky If you see a Russian, I see a Russian post sometimes Millions of people speak English. Millions of people speak English. And imagine these people are writing down these stories about the origins of humanity What if I was gonna tell you the story of the big bang and then you told other people for like a thousand years

2:25:29 Oh, but it just did. Look, I'm too fascinated by the smaller level. I don't need the overarching giant one not an infinite number of different possibilities that these things could play out in? It's like, we're just kind of spinning our wheels. Dye have you ever read any at Diana Pesulka's work? Very interesting and she's a religious scholar and her her

2:28:15 that these race, this race of super intelligent beings, hey, figure this out. That's the problem, right? Anything interesting you got coming up? lanky gray aliens are just like a Mine were always lanky gray aliens. of that entire video that ever- that made me like, oh, because I remember that I had And we sort of just accept that we have this wild Like what the fuck is that about how weird?

2:32:45 I don't feel like I've been abducted. But yeah, I don't know. and you have it completely wrong. Right. Right, right. It's a lesson that you can learn from that. Right. Yeah. But you're Which is impossible for it to do. I'm trying to get a book published. It's high fantasy high fantasy high fantasy. What does that mean? Look, man, it sounds like fun.

2:36:01 What is that? Right and then get it to where you're done with it, and then just try to pitch it right well I was getting an email back from someone telling me my kid was ugly. I'm actually very young by publishing standards. You know where it's just like you have all the animations and like the Bigfoot one Tell everybody your YouTube channel so they can find you and...

2:38:29 I just want to make my videos and that's it good don't read the comments either. I do it's Thank you. Good luck with your book. Thank you. Bye everybody.