Joe Rogan Experience #2200 — Kat Timpf Transcript

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3:01 me everything I need to know about her. I think that that's doing some real damage a problem, that doesn't actually mean you don't care about the problem. So if you don't think the government the government's the best way to solve a problem That doesn't actually mean you don't care about the problem Yeah. in the morning after a red eye. I lived in New York once, I drove,

5:12 Yeah, and it's so expensive. You just hear that bang and you're like shit When I first moved to New York, I lived in East Harlem. that kind of person but and I'm also it's been so I'm off of I was a nuisance. And now I'm not. Isn't that crazy? of it is the pregnancy. So let me get this straight. Probably. okay, I'm not taking this. Like I've never been off of these drugs

9:02 but I don't wanna use it on stage anymore. Like it was never really my decision. So I think I don't get as nervous. But I also don't know what of that is the pregnancy. But it's like I'm so messed up because I've done these, the amphetamines were so long like I've never done it to me it's wild. I don't think it's normal. It's on. It's the most normal thing ever. I get that like everybody does it and that's why we're all here. But like I've never done it.

10:54 And it's the reason why life is here and it's treated as if it's not that big of a That's gonna become a person. Well, yeah, I think that's obviously, I mean, I'm pro-choice. I have kids all over me. Thaws out whatever. I don't know the process. Yeah, I don't really I don't really either What's the long-term data on what kind of a person comes out of fraud?

13:09 So you're saying that all the babies that are sociopaths come from sex? The reason why I brought that up is because Ted Kaczynski, when he was young, was, there was something wrong with him, and that it just fucked with his head. Religion thinks that the soul enters the body on the 48th day, right? I have nine frozen blah blah blah and this that you're just being transparent

15:16 Oh, for sure. Okay, if I see men that are like really Where if abortion was illegal, if my period was. It's just how many things between banks and the government, that were publicly available because of trials. And the only text that they found My fucking memes folder is chaos. you're just doing a bit. Yeah. All the time. Like half of the texts that I go back and

18:47 think it's stupid because they're worried about it. But they never reached their potential that they thought they would reach so if they can't become whoever maybe they can take whoever down who did. Really? And I was in my early 20s, I'm young and beautiful because he's a good man from a good family who It's not good. It's good to not read that stuff.

21:41 That's not yeah. It's like if you ate because I don't want to look at all of them. And then the numbers of deranged people that also think the country's falling apart and I know people who do it, kind of just ingenuously give in on purpose. Maybe I am an idiot. Yeah. I just couldn't do it. What happened? It's crazy I saw the spaceship on myself. distracted because I'm trying to look for it while I'm talking

25:35 And it's yeah. The fact that that went on for so long is a perfect example of how the hyper-partisanship allows things to happen. until they couldn't possibly hide it anymore, right? Machine level where you're like wow, look at this thing work. This is nuts how could you work there? if I was working with her, I would say, Teleprompter only. way they probe JD Vance versus the way they probe her and Walt's so listen Kamala in

28:30 Right, of course. You ever been to Universal in Hollywood where they they shoot TV shows Yeah. spoken at all for several days and people are like Kamala, Kamala, I mean the It's just the delivery methods were problematic. It was like, yeah. I couldn't vape for 24 hours. I want to get six. I'm gonna I can't wait. I'm gonna be in the hospital bed The marketing manager of NextKey claims the number one reason why they love ZipRecruiter

32:29 In fact, four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within thing that's the hardest for me jewel. I love I mean so there's these things in Detroit called Breezes. I don't know if you can get what was going to be legal in New York. That's the thing that sucks is like I love this baby so much that I've not even met yet. That's wonderful

35:08 to like have something in my job. I'm really limited. Or is that's harder than nicotine? And we wanted kids we were we're planning on starting IVF. And um, so I just quit everything cold turkey at once Wow They can't be like ma'am you're not allowed to be under a blanket. Yeah, they do. They do. You were going mixing don't know where they make them he's an Asian fellow but he just keeps hitting

39:03 But he actually has those things and he was trying to convince me Like you can get different quality and caliber of nicotine oils You gotta go outside, you smell bad, da da da da da da. They pull it out of your stomach and you have a bag and that's how everybody kind of found out So I had complications Oh my God. Yeah, you almost died. If you have stuff like that, they'll let you

41:44 And I looked at my personal Facebook and some dude who I knew from doing open mics in Baltimore had commented like oh I would say so. And he's like, yeah, you caused the And you know, she thought that they wanted to give her And she was like, everybody, those are all Russians I don't think she knew what she'd read, but she was speaking very But if you can talk to someone really dumb who's like really into something politically get kind of insight

45:02 myself, because this was during COVID and in New York I couldn't do, you know, it's just like you need someone. They feel comfortable that they someone that they love is there. It makes them feel better. I had my insides hanging out of my body. You should have somebody with He was in there Yeah. But yet they're still talking about COVID. No nicotine.

47:51 I didn't I used to be chewing nicotine gum all day. It doesn't make you hungry It can help you. You know I didn't used to I mean I eat food at night like I used to not eat all that you were on speed of course When I was on Adderall without the nicotine so I because I got so used to it Was like okay, I'll do Adderall how much different can it be and it was like bad and if I ever forgot to take it I was like I was like walking in a wall like I couldn't like I was like, okay, I'll do Adderall. How much different can it be? And it was like bad. And if I ever forgot to take it,

50:14 to afford the Vyvans because I don't know Someone was talking about 20. Yeah, yeah, I've taken I've taken metadata gritting his teeth. Yeah. All his energy just buzzed up on speed see I You know I felt like I've the world's collapsing around me It's I'm a better person because of nicotine and I know that's not like popular to like don't like that's not for the kids

52:55 You heard a neuro gum you know what neuro? So, okay, let's find out because there's studies but there's no there's no real like let's find out It's six hours. it and he started giving her alpha brain. Okay. He said it helped her No matter what we'd be like I'd have been so much better if I would have been that. That's so crazy. Maybe you wouldn't connect as well. I don't know.

55:54 Okay, alright. free lunch. Yeah. And there's probably gonna be some sort of long-term damage to knows? And like I smoked a lot of weed in college No one was ever like, hey, are you taking bong rips? That's all the requirement they have to give you a drug like she looks pretty sleepy is another stimulant. I used to take it if I had a drive. A dick he's got a lot of health issues, but I won't let him die.

1:00:01 Where's your father's house? That's not even a nice cat like he bites that's he's daily medication That was like dying and sick, and I've this has as like a bandaid on the relationship that he just found in North Hollywood basically that was like dying and sick and I've this has been like my feral cats are weird they vet to stay at the house. Oh, that's hilarious. And my sister, I had her stay there too because

1:02:27 Because not just anybody can come stay with the cat, I won't let him, as I said, I won't let him, like, I won't. Like Marshall's seven, but he's my baby. I get it. I get it. She was i thought it was so cool when i was little how she was like you know what i don't want to be part of your society And they also have like this very chimps come out, attack this guy, rip rip him to pieces rip his hands off rip his

1:05:43 So you're dealing with like a low level intelligence and jealousy, pettiness, like And then they just get out and tear this guy apart. And then like VHS 2 was like, Called your mom. Yeah brought in something that you didn't produce that was about chimpanzees, but I like shared it There's a pic there's a yearbook where there's a picture of the principal in the yearbook and I'm in the picture

1:07:48 I mean back when I was in LA and I was my life was just going to shit I that made me feel some sense of power over the things that were making me feel powerless. fuck is wrong with my life? Yeah. Hey I think I'm on to something. Yeah it really talking about my shitbag, and he was like, people say it's like, oh, it's not like that. like if you're saying that you can go outside you can play with bugs and lizards and shit and you're

1:10:33 I was invited to everybody's birthday, but they wanted me there at least you know what I mean What I have been able to do well enough at school because I'm not getting a sports scholarship So then... We don't know. you don't seem like you're slowed down at all. Yeah I was worried that I would be. But that was also the first trimester, which I was exhausted because I was pregnant.

1:13:06 Fast paced person and I'm not necessarily sure you know, I'm not a psychiatrist. No, of course not No, you're not going you are my primary care physician I know but you're fine. So like if I was like 200 milligrams a day is all you can have? is all in your head, but you can't write bullshit that's not true it's just different because you're not high you're not speed it up

1:15:03 Yeah, it sucks to take speed at the beach Like think about all the childhood, you know, maybe this baby will be an awesome reset for that. I know. You have the big lunchboxes Well, there's two kids died, right? So with that I did research on this. I spoke to THC vapes and died. Yeah, which vaping THC in general is just like that's not that's you never it's so it's so that's my most

1:17:44 I hit his weed pen and I couldn't feel my legs. Yeah, you know you don't want to be the person that winds up in the news because your legs stop working Pharmaceutical grade nicotine so that might be where the problems come in. Okay making Dicetal. If your vaporizer allows it, Some dude with a robot and I love I just want to know what they're using. Like, what plants? What vegetables?

1:21:12 used to get rid of bodies. beavers anal gland it was in his mouth for 10 days. There was like benefits, I get it. So what is MCT oil in vapes? Right. I mean, they're probably really addicted to it, which I get because I've been there. I've been there It can cause lipid pneumonia. article to show that MCT oil combined with CBD has increased health benefits

1:24:14 I don't know how you, I mean, I know it's was years, bring this up, then she said since we don't know, I was gonna bring it up Here's a good story. My friend Duncan has diabetes. He has the kind you get it from diet It's vaping. Well, sugar is crazy. I immediately, I was like, we have to go home. And I've gotten into, I was last night, I was like, should I get dessert?

1:27:10 what's the Dunkin Donuts one called some giant it's like a frozen pumpkin swirl But people do it all the time. And you see people walking around with those. And I'm like, where are you going? I know and I think it's so interesting with all the things I'm advised to do like being pretty they don't really say like oh We have a robe with the cleat. Oh, it's called though

1:30:07 It's a it's a respiratory thing in cats No, it's not it's mesh respiratory. He sneezes and coughs how bad enough where it was like on the pillow in the morning like gross I know. Don't know maybe wouldn't suck maybe wouldn't suck if you had him as a kid if he didn't have all the trauma It's cute. and that switch has already gone off. just going through all that shit in LA and then he lived with me in DC

1:33:06 Oh that's Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old and she's been getting plastic surgery. Yes, plastic surgery, I know. impact. Red light therapy has a significant impact What creeps me out though, the same as people who are bodybuilders who think they're tiny. People have a propensity to develop, at least certain people do, this kind of disease where Like handsome, good looking, like model, looked like model.

1:35:03 when they were young. Which is like a big deal people get like the big there's a lot of bad veneers going around like a lot of really bad It does for like some because they go away because they don't look like the same Yeah, but the problem is when everybody knows you as the person who looks like that, like Barbra Streisand. You're changing the shape of your nose,

1:37:40 Yeah, I don't know who to who why you scared of a brow movement when you're a man Everybody who's older, it's very common. You don't even have to be that rich. I'm like you're in finance if I could pick some things up around, You know? Okay. And it's weird, when I see myself in the mirror, I still like do a jump scare, because I'm So that's gonna be a lot. Are you worried about that like becoming exhausted and that that would have a detrimental effect

1:41:11 He has like a couple joke is like five jokes and one of them is he's like I'm gonna come so she is someone to until nine months. Oh, well you've had a lot of experience having babies. I love doing the shows, and it's, source that was very right-wing, that was on television. and it was like one of the biggest events on TV at the time. when it happens. So if I say something that is critical of Kamala, then people are like, oh, she's MAGA

1:44:08 I've been at Fox for almost 10 years now. We know all this stuff. So it's just, people, it's it's it people even notice that though, right? in order to protect trans kids in fucking Detroit, that there is no left, there is no right, And it goes so far to the left and so far to the right that what used to be crazy is Fucking crazy. left. Yeah and then but then of course the right takes it too far being like

1:47:35 Well, look at the results. Because if you just give it, just like we were talking about the homeless problem in their own incentives and their own power and their own. be accountable for whatever decisions they've made and what the results of It's so weird. I mean with obviously with the left it's like I don't like it. I mean, really, I mean, if I got shot, I would not look that cool.

1:50:20 Well, I think they did too. That's why they shuffled Biden out and put Kamala in. Yes it's gonna be shitty in just in different ways, because I know that a lot of times when people do that they think they're like I can't wait for this election to be over and then I'm like oh it's gonna and turn them violent and make things chaotic. that's exactly where everything popped off like what why are there pallets of

1:53:38 this money to get these college kids to invest in this. Then we're going to bring in Antifa to people setting buildings on fire, can be allowed out easier. goal of a communist dictatorship. were like, you have to be able to to protect you doing this, banning TikTok, all all these things and you look into what they're really doing in the power that it would really give them

1:56:05 Yeah. the fact What I'm saying is that she was saying that why should Twitter not have to follow the that what it is so she was talking to Jake Tapper so right you can't say that What does that mean? because you agree with the ideological bent of the platform, wait until We don't have rules. That's pretty scary. That's pretty fucking scary because it's very likely that he might wind up being the president.

1:59:39 percentage of people that were maybe on the fence and that could have influenced their Right? whack-a-mole it's like then there's another one then there's another one they are directly speaking to millions of millions of people without any level of oversight or It's just a collection of people. and you can regulate in a way that's not based on fact

2:02:27 Maybe she believed it was important. You probably have one or two people that's Yeah. was true. Yeah careers were destroyed over being like maybe this virus came from this lab full of viruses where it was found right outside More bullshit, it's just there's so much bullshit, but also less bullshit You get a lot of independent people that are telling the truth.

2:05:19 All right, but it's not just wrong you were lying of course of course like Fauci being like oh we made up six feet Some of the people that were the top of their field, Even New York's not the same anymore as it used to be, because a lot of these businesses closed down forever. What made New York so special was a lot of those small businesses, Because I thought it'd be an interesting thing to talk about like at what point in time like I know that Eric

2:07:12 It's on New York Post. you're in a sanctuary city. And I think it's terrible. I think it should be very simple. I think that if you want to Yeah, but if you not want to be called xenophobic doesn't mean you have an open interesting one I'm not convinced by that well Nancy Pelosi was on Bill Maher foothold in America, and now their family's here and they're doing much better, well, you would definitely vote

2:09:41 entered into the country illegally can get a quick path to you would have a lot more voters a lot you know a lot I mean it doesn't California's in New York. I mean there's so much money spent, was it in Bloomberg, we've since moved, but we're sitting there, Think about the dreamers. would be fucked, they'd be fucked. It's on Netflix. This is like in the 80s or 90s.

2:12:20 And the homeless people are like, I thought you loved me. these people are talking about, bill? If everybody cares so much, people they don't care. That's like He's on a podcast with the whole one. He's the podcast with the other podcast with you What yeah, is that New York City? Yeah fucking get out of there In Jersey but then I live... But then it takes you an hour to get to work. Exactly. If you

2:14:57 And I was doing a lot of road gigs. I could have made a living doing stand-up in the city Well, while, you know, I was like, who knows if this is ever going to happen again? Yeah. And he was like oh, I can't wait to go on stage and tell that I was like oh It's too fun. I'm telling you I'm telling you but it's you know, they don't let you well they do They fact that they would let me take it. I was like, ah

2:17:56 which is kind of nice. You think you're like out of it now I mean I I much at a young age. I don't want to have to, I mean, the stuff that you see just, it's not as bad nobody's doing anything you know what do you want them to do no right like It was great. It was just it didn't make any sense. How many of those people have ever done anything like that before? Probably a lot haven't.

2:20:57 You can't go to a store in New York. Yeah, I saw someone commenting on that though but it doesn't make sense that they're going out of business so they locked up everything. No. No, they locked up. I see what you're saying, but it doesn't make sense that they're going out of business now. He's gonna go everywhere. How do you go to every Rite Aid there is? Burt Kreischer,

2:22:15 You got it. Yeah, and I guess thieves just come in and take whatever is expensive They've moved out, like a lot of businesses I know they have in Oakland. I think they They have a pharmacy. Avenue. Yeah, drug stores. because they're going out of business, It's so crazy. didn't exist in the year 2000. You never saw this. That depends on how much they have the system rigged.

2:25:52 California and a lot of other places they're never gonna change It's just gonna keep getting worse and I don't understand that it's like how much do you love your ideology? on? Martin Luther King gets shot. JFK gets shot. There was a lot of like terrible moments. people want to do. And in terms of like funding education and helping people get And then also just with letting people, I mean violent criminals out is another thing

2:27:59 I think there's plenty of things wrong with victims should be allowed to go accrue more victims. Exactly. Yeah, literally took the people that were chasing marijuana alcohol. They chased him after marijuana 1920 so 13 years But a lot of the places, look, it didn't work in Portland when they decriminalized, You're always still buying them from criminals because even when it's decriminalized

2:30:22 that does to people versus not really benefits if any it in America, regulate it in America, and then use a responsible portion of that for treatment, But, I mean... And now they have to go through more studies. that or wearing like a flag pin on your suit. And I think in general, when it comes to mental If you're not allowing people to use psychedelics,

2:33:02 they're legislating things they don't understand. I know. With all the information that we have now on the internet and all the people that have person, a human being should not be able to tell another human being what they Yes, you let people decide the more you have, the better it is for everybody. experience that, then you should be free to experience that.

2:35:33 And certain people don't come back, especially acid. have, maybe certain medications that you shouldn't cross with it. They don't know what they're talking about. couple of hours to talk to this person, this person has no fucking business telling people That's who they go with. the president to like, to do something, at least some sort of psychedelic experience

2:38:16 You have to be really a crazy person to stand in front of people and lie about the economy And it's just psychedelics make you think, you know, they make you realize also that do it, things can go badly. We know what the real benefits actually are and what the real risks actually are. We know what the real risks of Jack Daniels are Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:40:36 I mean, myself included. Because that rush, that fun time you feel when you're lit like whoa your soft comes on You're like, what did I do? It's pretty clear which one but but there's only one of them that I could go to jail for doing right? that can make people more kind and considerate. Like in a very counterintuitive way But I think there's a lot of things that can make people more kind and considerate.

2:43:27 most men in particular they come from a place of trying to pretend they have strength in order to like But I think there's a lot of things like that We do the sober October and every time we do sober October we have these things that we do where into me and he was on his phone, he was texting and he was illegal and he didn't have a driver's I just took off.

2:45:11 He couldn't drive off but I could drive off. Right, his day is having a tough day. But it was like a very calm, he said he was sorry. and never, never really get totally upset by anything. Just it is what it is. No big Oh. Yeah. I've never done ayahuasca, I really wanna do ayahuasca. And I think that's why a lot of atheists, they talk like religious people. They talk

2:47:57 Yeah, I think we're like a hand waving over a fucking earthworm and earthworm has no idea what's going on And by the way, the evidence of there being something that's forcing this in a general What is the overall force behind this whole thing? have sex. I didn't pick up a license and now there's a gonna be a baby in my It's the craziest trip. it definitely can make you view the world

2:50:45 Really? My husband found me on the bathroom floor crying. because they'll just say it real calm you can't drink on it, so I was like, for people I want to kill myself and it's just scary. It was very scary. Well I'm glad So the point I'm naked on the cover my body looks nothing like this anymore, but that's not in the book. Well thank you, Kat. Thank you for having me.