Joe Rogan Experience #2224 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 It's the end of the world as we know it. good idea. Yeah it might have been we don't know it could have been interesting He could just emerge is you know left wing just just completely do like a 180 It'll start somewhere and then goes to the Jews. I forget who told me this but it's like one of the symptoms of a collapsing Really? I'm a glutton yeah I need my food in a large plate yeah I need just a giant

3:18 You know? Just know what you're in for when you get there. bourbon yeah and then you have to say thank you thank Thank you so much. Hey, you fuckhead. Yeah, her mom died the emotion dump that just like, what am I supposed to do with all this? Yeah, I have Is that real? that are just sort of How come they're fully engaged when they play video games?

6:06 If we had more wars, one thing that people would appreciate is the whole concept of America. It was the warmest time you felt, I never felt better about the country. I might not have worked in traditional offices And their matching technology works fast to find top talent. Right, they might have had a drug problem. Relatively safe is that you when we talk about war it's not real, right?

10:01 So one of the things that I think people are waking up to 2 52. and you had to cry for six months A guy who's simultaneously landing rockets, not just shooting them, But they only care about their political opponents, I think. I don't know if you've ever read it. Uh-huh. that we know what we know about Elon Musk. What is that? What do we know? idea is crazy because yeah literally one of the most unique talents yeah in terms

14:19 Get rid of the guy who's the most genius inventor perhaps of all time I recall just reading said it has to do with his supposed Yeah. Fucking Christ. That's something I think people should be voting on. Imagine if you put it votes for candidates to support it or don't support it, but there's never been a vote Be lied to early voting slide. Oh, it's a little early voting in Pennsylvania is down

16:41 There's tons of people. There's a lot of hidden votes. So there's people that are sick of Trump I think suburban women are certainly a big demographic that swings elections and Hold on. Yeah, I have a medical condition No has a micro penis. Yeah internal testicles, right went through male puberty biological male But they have to just count out of this donor base

18:56 Like, if you went to most people and said, do you think an 11-year-old should have a I have a friend who's you know, they have very young children. They live in Long Island That's what it is. pushed. telling kids because they want to be a good person. They want to feel like they're a good workers, of workers rights, and it was a party that people like my

21:46 because you can't have these debates because they lose them. Because if they wanted to have a debate about health care Yeah, so if they work for very little sure happy they attend people in a house sure they're not getting shot at every day Meaning, I think those people should be paid You should have all the things that people deserve. Like the fucking, the amount of influence

24:04 So she was working with all of them and they all went to DC and they all, you know, met because she thought her job was to like Democratic Party, Bernie Sanders was doing it, they get rid of him. Yeah, 100%. But it was like, and then he came off your podcast and they go go of the system. And then immediately you're attacked, And there's people right now that

27:04 Well, it's completely manufactured. The whole thing is manufactured by the media And then he puts a MAGA hat on. Jill Biden and someone from Kamala staff. I don't know if it's true, but it's fun Why? So already she's mentally unwell. And I think that ring is very hard. Do you think he pardons his son? I fucked up. I fucked up. It was was early early on when he was writing a book. Remember when he wrote a book I

30:18 That's right. Robert Epstein's work? significant way right towards one candidate or the other depending on the Okay. Google, hold on. Scroll down a little bit more. You just voted for her. So it's negative things about Trump where you get negative things about Trump. You don't see vote centers right away when you Google where can I vote for Harris you see vote centers right away?

33:51 And so it's not just he's running against Kamala Harris, he's running against a hostile and then they just say, oh, Trump, if he's not elected, What's interesting about Trump is- was all these, you know, country clubs in Palm Beach that prevented those people That's right. or your supporters or your detractors or whoever, with JD Vance got three billion views.

37:11 Interesting. if you're going to cheat, my grandmother, my grandmother died in 2017. For sure. Like really weird. there's probably fuckery in every election. So he showed, tell me, I gave him all the room. I'm willing to believe and not willing to believe we know that the tech companies and if just half of them got a hold of that laptop story. They had snipers on a similar roof that had more of a pitch to it.

40:36 He's in a Black Rock commercial. And then if you talk about any of this or you say anything people write it off as sort of a QAnon whatever wouldn't you assume that person's out of their fucking mind? like something out of the Marx Brothers and Obama, Biden, Harris. I'm just saying hey, how much do you know about the Vegas thing? to the Philippines. Jamie's controlled opposition. You know you can't really

43:18 Not here. Did you wear the glasses? I think people just want this to be over. Changing her opinions based on what people think Listen, I'm for- Charitable as possible. I was wishing that you would too. The other thing, you sit there for hours, you talk to them, you have a real conversation, Well, she have to wave that I vote that's you know, that's bad

46:09 There's reports that she was like, you're not going to pass me over because they wanted they didn't want to deal with that and We're all hearing it. While still the whole story six years old Stephen Paddock's hotel records show three women registered in his room Probably not so slick. It's it's a gambling. Really? Well, there's all kinds of reports about that, that it was some weird

49:00 That's real too. a sloped roof, people don't remember. All of those details that are very important. Like where are you ordering these things? How ordering these things? Are you putting them together? where there's one reporter and his dad and someone in like a mask are leaving a Costco Well a piece but he's there's another one where he's leaving a Costco. Let me hear him talking

51:46 He was at Costco the week after the... He's walking around buying mini taquitos. We probably doesn't have any money. I mean, he's not a wealthy guy is this? The hat the hood. Who's this? He's got gloves on dude. He's got gloves on so he doesn't leave fingerprints I've seen more people murdered over the last three years on Instagram than I have my entire

53:56 you're that cautionary tale. You know, and that kid will be immortalized every time that a rally and I'm watching Oprah's actor and she goes if you cast, if you don't cast a Emhoff and then Tim Walsh and I'm like these are the whitest people like Kamala's just surrounded by this circle Yeah, I think if Trump didn't have the rallies that are preexisting, and if I touch this, this happens.

56:21 Yeah, yeah, he's just funny shit man And here's the thing in Andrew Sullivan who's a writer from the UK who's again not even he's a he's a he's Well, you have the same thing on both sides. Yeah, you have low Tribally when you have a group and this is one I try to just One hundred percent. He didn't grow up with great privilege, Finally, I felt really good about America

58:59 to whistleblowers. Administration that should terrify people one of them what the fuck really goes on to be behind the closed doors yeah that's why They gave Tim pool and all these people Russian money. I've been defending Russia for free for two years on my show Here's my question. And they give you the money and then it leaks. He was in a Siberian prison.

1:02:05 writings were about that. Can you imagine that? And then, you know, listen, they And I think that the childish admiration for Putin amongst some people on the right is They're being promised all, you know, Ukraine's a breadbasket of Europe. He's saying it out loud. And so a lot of people are just like So it would have been a weird time for Putin to kill him.

1:04:56 We need to be all in with the goal of allowing Ukraine to evict the Russians. It could be good to our economy. I would imagine something I should have been is he's a kind of a closeted gay supervillain, which seems like a fun thing to be. Let Putin get that money. Because we've consistently told them not to make peace and that's the dark part of it

1:07:20 Because if you are a guy who works at a fucking auto repair shop And they start asking questions like, how do you come up with your jokes? up and claps when the president says the most mundane shit. How about right then and there you can't if you're not cut out for it? Yeah, I got a move not cut out Yeah, it was like the wildest thing ever. Dave sparked up a joint.

1:10:34 the Anthony Wiener guy, absolute freaks. Yeah. And they're in there. They're in there deep. So this, That's a good point. not being able to kill your lover in two feet of water when he's great swimmer There's a deep Nobody's abreast of what we're doing. if It's a major issue for her in Michigan. And if... Interesting. Yeah, it's big. Do I have hope for CNN?

1:13:23 I hope Milan buys CNN. If their numbers, if they had exists on YouTube, Well, the problem is that you can advertise a pharmaceutical drug companies in this country and only two countries in the world allow it us I think it's a Ponzi scheme. numbers, like how much revenue you're generating for your company, unless you But that money is not making them money in terms of so many people are seeing those ads are going

1:16:12 2023, pharmaceutical industry spent around 15.58 billion in advertising. You gotta have some cash. there's aisles and it's like a grocery store It would be interesting to see him, I think part of the reason why they have fucked up teeth, There's a direct correlation between high levels of fluoride in drinking water and low IQs in children. There's a corresponding number,

1:18:32 in sugar consumption is not taken into consideration That's also when people start experiencing all these health problems. All that stuff is together. Mine doesn't have fluoride in it. if fluoride wasn't potentially bad for you? We should have politicians, that's like kind of showing up to a Marlboro factory and lighting up I but I liken it to being at a Coca-Cola factory

1:21:07 Taco Bell is bringing back things from previous decades. It's just fast food will not go away quietly. They think they're gonna all we're gonna bring in these drugs fast foods He goes back home. But they love it there. Yeah, but they don't care. Of course he does, because he's your buddy. and you... great. This is probably a trade-off if it doesn't get out of line.

1:23:27 people just accept it as a part of life, how much of DUIs would drop? A ton. A ton. a quick thing. It was a lovely man. Everybody was fine and he'll sue me later I'll sue him back Send me a link before I forget send him a link. I'm gonna get a pair of those. How do you, so you think it, does anyone concede imagine voting, right? Imagine just let these fucking dumb asses pick who gets to run the

1:25:55 I would love to see the Great Wall. Well, not quite. rules nor have we received a complaint from any interested parties. Yeah. Right. If it's the number one podcast on earth. Like why, why am I, why am I even allowed But here's the thing. no tits until 9 p.m. That was a big deal? Cause Stan Hope said, Because he actually, ah shit. Stan Hope, what are you doing? He, oh, he's got a different number. Hold on a second. Stan Hope.

1:29:18 that work kind of you know somewhat familiar with that govern the whole thing yeah that we all Google weird diseases and shit. Yeah I don't do that. You know? Well I No, you can't. That's the whole thing. Well nobody wants that and it just feels like eventually the planet will expel us Either one of those could really, really fuck us up We'd be fucked, but I think our biggest threat is us

1:32:20 you have robot aliens living amongst us. Elon said yesterday that he thinks that, He said 10 to 20 or something. That's good. That's important I think he feels like he got it was an Whether it's open AI or one of these companies Security Beach, the maker of ChatGBT, last year revealed internal discussions among researchers One of the things that Mike Baker pointed out is that there's a nuclear facility or

1:35:38 Let me tell you what happened in Austin at Formula One. Homeland Security or whatever the fuck it is. compromised. And like what are they getting? Like what are they doing with they can drop in on any kind of information that they want. Who knows? good at it for decades. regulations entity list which made it harder for the company to obtain parts No, of course.

1:39:05 Huawei and others have previously denied supplying data to the Chinese government. In America tomorrow. What? yes yes yeah very different oh wait it says it still runs Android 10 but Yeah. I mean, it's like they're aggressive on a few fronts. in a popularity contest. They'd be up in arms and they'd say it's racist and the real estate lobby would come

1:42:28 apartments under the name of an LLC, a limited liability corporation. wherever they're stashing it in these buildings and it's causing the the Everywhere. Look at it says here, as of 2022, there are 772 unpurchased units. And then the real estate lobby loves it. country because some of those countries are volatile and the government to And there's people that have made money, narco trafficking, human trafficking, doing all kinds

1:45:45 are fun. And London is a financial capital halfway between New York and Asia. You have This is where you come you want your kids to be raised as you know British gentlemen and learn the ways of but it's a home everyone kind of wants to be them. And then the people that don't want to be them, Imagine if the United States made a law where you couldn't buy real estate unless you're

1:48:07 to people. they go that I think they look at it and say Americans will be happy renting. I why should you preserve culture? Because the same people are choosing the same fucking 10 soulless corporate culture. Americans, just like people all over the world, have less corporate oligarchs that just own everything and it's gonna be a very It's all gray and it all looks like a conference room and everything.

1:51:19 Everybody's terrified of upsetting these people. Everybody's on camera. is all of those people, those organizations, the government and big corporations. Harvard kids and Yale kids and they're all nice people, they're good people, they're they're dismissive of people and and just call it misinformation. or a lot of times the reason that if somebody says something mildly pro-family they flip

1:54:38 Suggest that people are happy having children or you know, whatever the case maybe they flip out and they go and or a business, or a house, or a stake in your community. That's right. Imagine if they only if like there was never when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris you would see seething op-eds about the power of Dick Cheney, Halliburton, the the Democratic Party, obviously, than he does with their voters. Their voters loathe Dick

1:57:50 Can you imagine? Attorney general. It used to be uncomfortable discussions are good. that prevented any discussions about CEO pay or health care whether we have a trans Batman. It's also kind of a revenge of the nerds thing too. Yeah, because it's a complete polar shift of Everybody threatens everyone else. I agree with you. But here's a question issues like whatever it is that comes up, like whether it's BLM,

2:01:07 to bubble to the surface, like BLM, Defining, you know when Rahm Emanuel said never let a good crisis go to waste It's like, it's crazy to watch because when I grew up, I up in the 90s it was a time of like Doc Martens and fucking people drinking fishbowl sized cappuccinos and fucking coffee houses and Yeah, Nirvana killed hair bands because of that. Yeah hair bands became silly, right? Right?

2:03:48 None of it's from a place of like, let's help. that is just picking people up as we go, like I grew up in the, I was in high school in the 80s. I wish I was tall as him, How many people that cannot afford houses but like this weird voyeuristic thing. that the Defense Department has handed to MSNBC. different species. We're becoming a different thing. That's interesting. I

2:07:16 because we live so much of our life now digitally. There's that but then there's the veil of a It's because someone's running it and they're doing a good job. Like there's something about it. There's a real dark, there was always a darkness there. Now I spend so much less time there And the ability to do that now has been greatly diminished. Yeah. It's like remember that 90s show you watched you go Jesus

2:10:10 Well, it's just dark. It's the worst film that's it's actually not so bad. It's the worst film ever made why But is it possible that he didn't want to make a sequel? I don't know. No, no, it has no plot. what the fuck is this? And they'd is gonna bomb man this is the worst thing No, because it's like you're sitting there and there's these people, you know, in the

2:13:19 Fake persona. Yes, like he did something where he pretended to lose his mind. Yes a rapper or something, right? Yes. What was he doing? Now go back before that cuz that, because he's wrapping it up. the same guy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's a fun quarter billion dollar practical joke. If you're if you're So I don't think he exists. I think it's just like what the new part is. He becomes that

2:15:44 Have him do something, get a Right? Okay. Elaborate spoof. It was all an elaborate... Okay. It was Affleckake who confirmed what many suspected that it was all an elaborate spoof last week telling New York Times that He changed it from Leaf to Joaquin. Yeah, you know, it'll be like if Godfather 2 was about like the Corleone family going legit Anything does. Has anyone won?

2:17:57 Someone to say something like exit polls and all that stuff. I hear you. That guy... They're probably, they mean- Well, for sure, I mean, you're, that's essentially like, That's not Trump. you're like a top guy and you know there's no election interference. You the other. Yeah and listen, I'm open to it being that there was fuckery in other ways. I just think that

2:21:02 And so if you knew that you had been cheated to the point necks out there and agree with it, or at least entertain it, you gotta have it laid out. Megyn Kelly, where he said they had lost by a certain amount of votes or Biden had gotten however many more Again, this has been a thing that's been over the heads of whereas you have people on the right that go It was stolen and don't know any of the evidence, right?

2:23:04 Democracy about George Bush. Remember that that about the diebold machines that's How's the best way to do it is it paper ballots voter ID right? You have to have an ID Because maybe you lose your ID that day, but maybe you can go in and say, here's my finger. You can just show up. So you're willing to cheat in that way. things for sure. 100%. And you just got to figure out how to do like an actual election that is

2:25:14 when you're talking about their teeth, you know what that's from? You don't have to crap so your jaw like over time becomes smaller and smaller interesting. There's yeah We're eating mashed potatoes and fucking gruel like they're poor shit right there jaws all shrunk I think those things that we see the people keep seeing even if they're not real we become that's us in the future the grace

2:27:27 Think that's where we're going. I think that's what all this into this at all? Well, I don't know. If God's real, God's everything. Right. If God's The universe makes itself, right? That's probably how humans were and then humans eventually figured out tools and right and we became what we are now I want to drive a Cadillac. I want to watch a fucking movie

2:30:33 When they enter- Think about clothes and shoes and your silly sunglasses and all this stuff. So we're so much different than chimps. if it's still here. I think people are the cocoon. We make the electronic Can I get that now? I will take the thing now. It just sounds fun. It as they put it in your head. But this is eventually gonna be inside of, watch movies, and call each other.

2:33:16 and he said when he plays games, it's like a cheat, Yes, for sure. Science Corporation, imagine that's your name, Science Corporation. How The startup announced last week. Where is it? So where does it go? Oh look, they're showing you. crazy. It's amazing. It's said for people who lost their vision, right, you have to already have some sort of, I'm like, um... We're panicked. Can you please answer have you voted? I'm like, um, we're panicked

2:36:52 100%. You barely missed your period right? It's crazy especially if your periods like not regular That that's a kick you imagine. No, it's crazy. So that's your kid and you're fucking heartbroken So they track their menstrual cycles through these apps. What did you agree? we're talking about France I'm gonna go to Europe where a woman's right to choose

2:40:02 I think you're right. I think there's definitely some truth to that. Cause they were like, no, Marriage itself is good for him. I'm more with him on that in the mineral front. Obviously, I am for a woman's right to choose. Wouldn't you, if you wanted to, this is an interesting way, you want to play 4D chess, all these swing states. master that was controlling the strings of civil unrest in the country. If the Democrats had said

2:43:25 schools with this crap. So I think he would have been back anyway. He might have been a social contract with no it's invalidated completely when you're Because experimental transgender therapies for children is a science that is not only not settled, is in America's diversity, equity and inclusion. And I think there's a lot of people in America that would have said hey, man

2:46:18 But here's the thing, if you're going to go all in with this idea that we need a woman find I don't know I don't know who that person is I don't know every Democrat in benefit workers, you know, hollowing out the middle You need a figure that rejects it. for president and he went against and you know, and establishes bona fides as a, you You talked about Mr. Fields from Louisiana

2:49:20 She told the Washington Post about a month ago, and I quote, if black people kill black people every day, And even if we did, we don't have that power to do to white people what white people have done to us And even if we did we don't have that low-down dirty nature And we have an obligation in all of us I made a mistake. if the American people can be divided by race.

2:51:14 That's what I mean. only set up to my party went in the wrong direction. There's going to be You know major power factions within that party and he steamrolled them. And Kamala Harris has refused to do that. again in 2028. in the House of Representatives. The president has an agenda. I'm sitting around. He's an She hasn't acknowledged his appeal. that have been ignored for a long time by both parties.

2:55:05 go in this new direction that would be a brilliant move to use against Trump it So she has one skill, and that was in that one speech where she said, come say it to and the inability to ask, to answer certain questions and then all that stuff. So her It was great. She already had vice president. But he basically came out and said listen she chose not to, and I think that's, you know, again, we don't know anything.

2:58:01 But I could be totally wrong. And then there was a time that I thought was definitely him. so a person like that, really, Shapiro of Pennsylvania, Republicans would have been panicked. Wals is saying the same stuff. So Shapiro is going, Israel's got a right to defend itself Who should be ice fishing. You don't have to. to the American people to just put this guy out there

3:01:42 rolled down the you just open the windows and smell the burning tires and really took in the moment. That's a quote from his psychotic wife. They're like, oh, we got this guy who's broke that was, that was a very real thing. It's a psychopath. Put everybody on a fucking script. I bet they like power for sure. Otherwise, it wouldn't be president This is crazy.

3:04:34 but they were fucking too many people. Yeah, but thank God after they banned For sure. Like get someone who wants to stop people killing people number one get us out of these fucking international conflicts number two Like, this will be the last time you get to vote. I'll get Peter to you better things when you I'm coming to you for money. So you better better

3:06:46 at the French Laundry. Well, let's pray. Fucking wide extent. Yeah to a wide extent. Yeah. I do believe women should ask to leave the house. Yeah. No, thank you. Are you traveling around?