Joe Rogan Experience #2227 — Adrienne Iapalucci Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I feel like they're going to sue me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I for the shirt. I don't know do you sell it? I'm trying to I don't think they want to Happens all the time. That kinda went away. points, you know, at some point. don't understand it when that whole like, I, I think I had Your mic has to be off because of Carl's breathing.

2:38 I didn't hear nothing. Yeah, right? Yeah, it's disgusting. Everyone. Like when I met them. Sure. Well, that's not exactly true because she won the popular vote she I She's definitely not good at interviewing either. Sure, but if someone asks you a rogue question, That would be funny if you said that. But it seems like her campaign was kind of chaotic like no one could make a decision

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9:23 very bored. identify with whatever their job is. They find they take pride in it. It means something Like I don't know what else would you do? That was the rule during George Floyd. You're gonna get arrested. That's how you do it, you get shampoo for free. Shampoo all drinks. Listen, I was just supporting Black Lives Matter and that's how you do it.

11:27 Well, they do if they're worried about cancer. Well, I was reading this thing where they were talking about and your body develops cancers. that I needed vitamin D because I'm so white and I was just like, vitamin D, is that a It's like you need to get fucked by somebody. People that are homeless are just fingering themselves I mean, all of the homeless people on 6th Street,

13:20 You're like, who cares? And she has to look at you like this. Yeah, if I'm on the street for longer than a week, please kill me. It's not going well Some people think that becoming extremely wealthy Yeah, I love animals. I know you do. People forget, but like. I mean, everyone thinks white people smell anyway. Oh yeah. in the smell of black people and white people. And this coming from someone who does jiu-jitsu sure maybe not

16:06 Nope. Yeah, dogs are great. you have to like clean their nails and their skin and stuff. Interesting yeah, and that's from Cora Putt web page you could take no fucking chance, but you could have it about white people You know there's plenty of people in this world that are paying attention. I know I'm not one of them though I don't have a problem with that. That's already severe, too. He's no mean yeah, that's why we're good buddies

18:32 Love stand-up. Well, it's a fire behind you. I know you think about all those candles. How much fire is that? That's a lot of fire If you have fire extinguishers, how far back was the curtain from that? Was there a curtain at all? And then the whole Kobe thing happened, and he stopped, Pfft. are like, we're going to kick your ass And he was always like, fuck them.

21:06 Oh. Yes. He did, and I was like, this is crazy. I don't know if you die because Ari Shaffir decides. He does. But I think things like that ultimately are good. To mock that daughter died. He didn't mock the daughter. He just mocked him. It's probably not a good thing to do. To mock Diane, his daughter, Diane. But he didn't mock the daughter. That's the whole thing with cancellation.

23:07 Just a new thing to get upset about. Depends on how the sign was secured. Depends entirely on how the sign was secured. If your roof came off you think that It could be flooding. Is probably fine, right? His move is to just charge an insane amount of money But didn't he get like famous people to go? I think a lot of people pulled out. They brought all these influencers out.

25:45 And then all these rich kids are there, See if you can find his videos. Yeah, posted on multiple websites. Mm-hmm. This is all happening Go to Puerto Vallarta. I don't know why Tulum is like the big... couldn't walk in between the two of them and he was like 12 feet away from her so This girl behind the counter is a were screaming and this girl was like,

28:17 It's just, you're better off stealing Well, that's where veterans go to work. Yeah, I mean you could get famous opening like unboxing videos. Wow. Which is one of the things they're really worried about when it comes to automation because that's one of the first jobs General and operations managers, 3,005,000, I thought it was like number one of the top ones.

31:10 It's like literally three times more common than that. So that means that influencer or content creator, Someone's filming the cameraman on reality show. people. And social media itself didn't exist. Well, they learn from the Kardashians that it doesn't even Like it's just one monotone person to another monotone person. She just likes the clothes and

33:39 Sometimes it's both of us talking on camera. I think so. Absolutely. Well, you know, she's a little unconventional. They're all rich. Ray J was more famous than Kim when they did that. That's crazy that he didn't capitalize on that. He is a good looking guy. I checked it out too late when the dick wasn't in it what the dick was removed eventually You have to have proof, okay, I guess well, I'm gonna go home and search it well

36:56 Maybe that's how she cures you because if you're horny if you're like a healthy person who's just horny normally and Like you start getting into the darker side of porn But that's why I think you have all those screens open, You're a naughty boy. they started sleeping together. I would become Muslim. I'm gonna cook, I'm gonna do everything there. that are in prison, I think, of any country

39:42 At least in prison they like, give you less hours England and Wales has an incarceration rate of 145 per 140,000 and Russia has Well that's how you make the money. facilities in 30 states, Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia, Australia high lock more people up? I don't know if there's a big differentiation between that. I mean, that is basically just Xi'an.

42:36 It's great. They'll just take that cop top and copy it exactly and sell for five bucks. where every single item is not really Apple. like, nah, player. That's hated iPhone. That's why you need riots so you can steal the stuff. I mean, what percentage of, let's ask this. They make refrigerators. they the dirtiest ice cubes of all time like I don't ever want those my glass

45:29 Somewhere else maybe Vietnam Hmm they reclue relocated some of the manufacturing from China Southeast Asia to avoid high labor costs Because everybody uses WhatsApp. He owns it. Yeah? Yeah, but he didn't start out rich, though, did he? Yeah. Oopsies, Jimmy You're you're so wealthy that you think I could just block the Sun. I kind of love it That's fine, but imagine blocking out the sun.

48:45 plant protein and so you have to grow plants. I've never had it. It's nasty. I bet it's Like if you wanna eat healthy and have delicious food, Oh, it was super, super authentic. Vegetables and like all that stuff's pretty good. Also, they use a lot of turmeric I guess you just feel left out. Gross. Come out of the ground, clean them up. I was watching the production of tofu like from scratch with all these machines like why would you ever think that's natural?

51:39 You can do it. This sounds disgusting. Would you feel bad about eating a Venus fly trap salad? Aren't there some people that believe like all of that? Sugar should be something you have every now and then, I think you should get fruit sugar in the form of fruit only. Mm-hmm, and she looks at she goes Jesus Christ. This has 18 grams of sugar in it healthy. Fresh squeezed orange juice. You still have to be better off having a fruit juice over

54:38 This is good. totally I only have like fruit but like other than that I don't have any like it doesn't weigh on your joints. like on your knees. would compete. And I do like all these body weight exercises. you could kick through a fucking building but I think your knees are just Imagine if, okay, I weigh 205 pounds, back with 300 pounds on it okay but I mean I can make it like 30 steps then I

57:52 Yo. He underwent gastric bypass surgery I have friends that have gotten it. You know it's the same thing right you're trying to like numb out and fill a void so if you don't actually address that you're But isn't that crazy, if true, Wink wink so they have a deal. So what is uh? work out. So I had to wait for surgery. And so like my ACL was all fucked up. And so I

1:00:47 That's brutal. Yeah. You don't hear a story very rarely about a gambling addict who like kills it and like they retire in Vegas It's so good. My dad, for a while my dad was like taking money I think food is the hardest one And with people that eat a lot of sugar, it's very prominent in their gut bacteria. Go into ketosis. I mean, you know, I'm Italian,

1:03:45 Like I never got this like famished starvation feeling. And you want your body to run on ketones. I can form sentences better. Yeah. I know why are you eating it like that's how my dad felt gambling on the horses I think people need some excitement in their life. And you get addicted to just having a purpose They're trying to kill him and he immediately doubles down and puts it on another you like

1:06:31 We went to visit him at Green Valley, was it Green? But at the end of the night, he stayed hundreds of millions of dollars. Why would you want to just do- your human reward system that's built to solve problems and overcome adversaries and you how to read ancient Hebrew. It's such a chance. There goes our house. The slots. It's a dark thing that you just sit these people

1:09:31 and she would lose the money all the time. My grandmother used to run the numbers for the mob. Like, I was going to bet this, that, and that. connection between human beings is a real thing that nobody... I think It's like too ephemeral rather as to I don't wanna know. Because then I would try and see if I could die before. Do people do that? Yeah.

1:12:40 What are we doing up here? I think whenever they get a chance Driver decided to hit me. Oh guess you're gonna shit your pants. Sorry not gonna make it home in time That's crazy. Yeah, it's so dangerous people don't fucking pay attention The amount of space you cover if you're going 60 miles an hour is really crazy That would be a good idea. Because it's like a nice way to go out.

1:15:22 I never see Narcan anywhere. care about the veterans. Like I've dated several veterans and like they're crazy understandably, you know? and you have that, but the problem is like Also, everyone's like, well, they can go to a VA hospital. I talked to JD Vance about this. to him all the different ways that they've figured out, especially in other countries

1:17:25 not just microdose like the the Ibogaine one is I've never done that but what I Now I get it. Not just knowing it and still doing it, not just like not being able to get out of a habit, And so many people that I know have done that. that has, it's a very bizarre, I don't know what category of psychedelic it's in, but Yeah, I know quite a few guys. My friend Ed Clay, he actually opened up a place in Mexico

1:19:59 because you literally can't tie your shoes No one's in jail. I Go watch my Netflix special. Yeah, just cause I'm used to it, I'm gonna be moving here Oh, I'm gonna come here Adrian's coming to Austin, convince her to move there. I was like, I hope so. I'm trying to like be dark. when little girls wanna go to the park That's the way you make fun. The Bronx, yeah.

1:23:21 Really? Oh yeah. All should be hospitalized because it was just people coming out You're just not gonna be happy. We don't care about them. Did you crack jokes about Jesus at all? Yes, well the idea was that they would take It's kind of a bullshit thing. They don't hear them all day at work. That's fine. They come out at a comedy club and they want to sort of apply their

1:27:00 really religious, you believe that one day we'll have the rapture and Jesus will return. Okay. You get a little swab in your mouth and they sell your data to China. 1% Asian 1.6 percent after you're a 1% Asian 1% Asian 1.6 from Africa Yeah, and that's why he was like repopulating them. It's not bad. Like, they used to light bodies on fire and then use them as catapults.

1:29:15 and then stack the platform on top of them. front of the line and push them towards their own army. to see what's going on over there, it was a snow-covered mountain that they were looking at way in the distance it It's crazy. Yeah, I Well, it's because we also have photos and everything of it, right? From like... Oh, this is normal to me. Yeah, it's gotta be kind of been like back then you watch someone's head get blown off

1:32:57 That's just what we do. Yeah, a horse keeps eating. somewhere by yourself. You need physical things. For a little while. They do occasionally eat birds. There's this really fucked up video to catch birds and the deer found the birds in the net. Yeah, why wouldn't you? Yeah. we have, the better. Butows don't give a fuck. baby birds overwhelming us. Why wouldn't you put your bird

1:35:44 Chomp, chomp, chomp. If you're gonna eat that bird. when they're gonna attack the kid. She says I didn't eat nothing. Your kid would get eaten. Ugh. And there'd be rats and bugs. and they're just throwing shit. And maybe if you play with shit enough you get that shit bacteria So we believe we won't get any infections from the cow dung. I don't think that's an old video either. Do you see when

1:39:43 And then there's people that's, this could be an iPhone, They know you have a new TV, yeah But it was like, you had to pick it up. it didn't even look good. 1995 ish they looked like shit. I think it was must have been 96 because that was when I first bought a house That's when you go over to the person's house. 1,000, or 1 million yen, but Fujitsu aimed to sell it for about 500,000 yen per unit.

1:42:50 That's a lot of money. grand oh prices had dropped to ten grand so maybe what they start at And that's what you just spend your money on. Sears available in your head then you started going sears oh I remember Sears First of all, Puerto Ricans were not upset by that. Absolutely. If Kamala Harris becomes president of the deep state Just drinking his life away because you can't believe

1:46:09 Well, people were fucking fed up. So they're like, if they're a leftist or if they're The whole thing was so strange, but one of the things he said that was the most strange, correctly informed. It really helps if you have a good education. I don't even have kids, but people are like, But I remember when I was poor. You guys have spent billions of dollars on a war

1:48:44 Why do teachers not have supplies for kids? The United States is like someone who owes you money, I mean homelessness the veterans. Let's just pick education. Like how much could they fix Literally make it like Halliburton for schools. get money. There's a bunch of things they did in the 80s that still fuck with us allegedly Somebody had to just figure that out.

1:51:16 and then also there's throat goat classes. Yeah, it's like just I think I'm I think I'm all set. I went to Pompeii It was a communal sponge. Why did I just see this on Instagram or something? So it's just like these holes around this, It's not enough, but like a month? Middle of the first century, Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger reported that a Germanic gladiator

1:53:32 wars. He also shit-stick. It means a thin stake or stick used instead of toilet paper for Buddha is a dry shit stick because everybody got a shit stick that had everybody else's shit already on it bodies they preserved that are just completely frozen in place. Like, look at that. I mean, I wouldn't know that that can happen. Look, look at that. I mean, I wouldn't know that that can happen.

1:56:00 There was one where these two guys were embracing and someone tried to say that it was perhaps they were lovers and someone on Twitter was a very funny comment Yeah. Because it was an actual real volcano thatens was in the Pacific Northwest and it was a big deal because it was an actual When I was in Hawaii, I think there was one of the volcanoes that did go off.

1:57:46 chilling their whole life, coming home from school. Yeah, that's up to you, player. What's weird too with stuff like that, they might just put it through for you. Absolutely. They hold so much power sometimes. You ever had a car that's fixed that really probably When you're a kid and you buy shit boxes, like the chances of those things Oh, yeah. We had poor cars.

2:00:28 up and like still drove it. Jesus Christ. There's a lot of those cars out there. any car. Well, about knowing a guy. It's all about like what you can get away with. Whatever those things are, I just can't. There were a lot of crickets this year, People eat them. I'm like, what? Fucking cool. crunchy. Yeah, crunchy and it was kind of salty. It's pretty good. It's actually not

2:03:43 into they fly Adrian I'm telling you you're hanging out in the wrong spots. I'll show you where to go with the bugs. Sure maybe I'm in the poor places but like the bugs are just I can't deal with the flying of them. Just don't go where the bugs are. It's not that big of a deal. The mosquitoes are a pain in the ass sometimes. I don't care about that. I mean yeah it's not great but like those big things I can't. Like Lady Bird Lake if you go around there you're gonna just kind of be a lot of mosquitoes. They all over the fucking place, but that's also what the bats keep in check. Have you seen the bat?

2:04:40 you cook cicadas so he's basically taking away the outside area and he made a cicada taco for this kid Yeah, we talked about oh, oh the bats. That's what we're talking about. Yeah show the I'm sure they don't only dine on mosquitoes, but they're a significant factor in keeping the mosquito population down allegedly You know because I bet wherever bats live if they live by a lake

2:06:35 Like, when bats find a spot that works, I need an expert for pantry moths. Interesting. Yeah, that's how I heard about it. There's there's a bunch more in Houston, right? So they probably because Houston doesn't get as cold probably but they probably have like an established range is what my point is his name. Merlin Tuttle. So he is a bat expert and he lives in Austin as well. Fascinating

2:08:11 that they took and fucked with and made these guys are on the ground in front of the Batcave filming. And they didn't take into And you just develop a horrible hemorrhagic virus. That's pretty dope. I think it has high levels of nitrogen. I think that comes from them eating all the generations of bats for over 4,300 years and it's two meters tall. That is so

2:11:18 Yeah, I know. I'm trying to find a picture of it, That's why there's all these records and all these different cultures. Reptile that they called dragons like Komodo dragon, right? Some kind of enormous bird type creature. You know? How dare you. Have no you didn't watch it either Whoever the fuck it is whoever made it whoever made Game of Thrones in about 15, 20 minutes.

2:14:26 But Carl is just a psycho. But he's also a crazy dog. No, no way. He'd be killing people with the shit sponge. Just plunging it right in their throat. You're just like ingesting those fumes. Yo, I get delayed reactions. Yeah, yeah that one hit me harder than No, I don't. Let's do it again. That's brutal. Why? science maybe Jamie can look it up the idea I think that is it shocks your

2:17:35 Legal for them. Yeah, they're using the smaller versions, but I can't boxers use it then I don't know that they can't Right, right, right. The worst injury from them is what this is backing up. Fuck get fucked up more So it had a sealed plastic container on the outside. You got to pull the seal back and That first time was like brutal. This is not even a cup.

2:20:57 Probably not. We're like, I don't know man if you're eating those Tide Pods you deserve it Fully like if you were knocked out, right? Yeah, I mean you had a cut I know it would wake you up, but like they thought it like fixed you right? a big thing. What about football people like, you know, concussions and stuff? Yeah, for But there's also trauma induced Parkinson's is a real thing.

2:23:31 Right, because this guy's like the sign of strength. he had so many funny things that he said he was the first guy that was like in the Vietnam War. And that's the first time we ever watched someone go from, survived a traumatic brain injury when an But he was lucid and remained talking the whole time What do you think that what did it say it did to his personality?

2:26:49 Yeah, it's hard to know this is a funky site some bizarre mathematical ability. It's probably like quite a few people That's true, that's true. That's true. It's so crazy. But he lost he lost as much money as he gained back and he was also raped twice I guess he didn't see that. like we don't think about it this way, but your brain is essentially this functional

2:29:42 the same in this guy's head. They just fucking can't take it. in 28. So he wasn't, well he's dead obviously because he did an autopsy, but I mean he was And they said that when they studied football players, there's some extraordinary number Not a lot. Among those diagnosed in the last year year two former players who once represented the teams paired in the Sunday Super Bowl

2:32:11 Range of symptoms including emotional and behavioral changes, memory loss, and depression. You know, there was like a lot of abuse in his childhood and there's a lot of crazy stuff. Hernandez murder I know I thought it was three charged for one I mean dudes Maybe not Yeah That happened with like Stephen Wright. he was not doing well, and they kept filming it.

2:35:14 He would like have a middle acts on the road that the club would provide that dude be doing backflips and singing songs, right? would come to see him, and then it was awesome. and half the crowd doesn't. They didn't know I was doing a special. I'm gonna have to quit comedy. Well, thank you, thanks for having me. Well, also, too. I mean, everyone thinks it's an L.

2:37:22 Thank you very much.