Joe Rogan Experience #2229 — Jeff Dye Transcript

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0:00 Need more hot takes? Head to the FanDuel Sportsbook app. They've got more ways to bet, more ways I used to have a dog that had terrible, I mean, I don't know, I'm always traveling and Like I just liked the idea that he was wild. But you got to be able to control. Yeah, I know I couldn't yeah hold me back then They have to listen to you. You love them, but you're the boss.

2:26 He didn't respect me. he goes my dogs look at me going not for you yeah you're my friend yeah you're the They're sweet so people think they're dumb, but he understands words. He just sit down love it. I give him a treat. Yeah, and then next day it was like said he sat Pat Well him and Marshall like go to war like he just when when Marshall's here like

5:23 He's got Jamie's got us is he's in the safest place in America right now. You got to find someone that you jive with that gets you. And then I get him to do the, open the guard door for me, like my hands don't work. I'm like I gotta get out of this like how like how do I really? He can keep going. I've never seen anyone like him. He's a freak athlete, believe it or not.

8:00 I didn't know that about him. Oh, yeah, just dives in takes his shirt off look at me Tom's flustered. Yeah, he's really good. Tom's just happy. He didn't snap his leg here. Oh, yeah Like, did you ever work with Patrice or know him good? She's back at the apartment when I was in New York Yo, this is me. This is you know you got to deal with this shit, and if you ain't and I was like

10:47 hey, I started making my own bombs. Just know their lives are different than yours. He probably took some time off and then had a drink started feeling good. I want to tweet some advice This is fucking drunk Bob drunk Bob totally different human being for sure Going to Tijuana, right? Yeah of brain injury is that you lose impulse control. You know, it's kind of these extremes.

14:13 meeting them you're meeting the thing that they put on when they want someone That's what people like you know or oh, I like that guy cuz he's down to earth I was so I was so scared of being a loser that I if I saw any laziness in people I get angry Like if I don't put in the work, I start freaking out. Two drinks and I go on stage, I'm the life of the party.

16:21 I didn't look at my notes before I went on stage, Yeah, that one was like a life-changing thing for me. world from outside the cage, but the ego is there protecting you from reality sometimes. that allows you to move through the world. thoughts as a different pattern. It's such a treat for them to hold on to their wrong, the things they've been wronged and

19:10 I didn't have a problem or they wouldn't be my friends it made them They're surrounded by people that are fucking with them There's a way, I've done it, you've done it. Again, figure it out I didn't start bitching about the rules of poker. Right so the nastiest meanest people online I find other than like white radical white supremacist Nazis and shit

21:46 Tell me what that word, define that word. It's a religion. Genius guy and been on my podcast a couple times. He broke the whole woke thing down as a religion and like it is Blamed how you can get excommunicated. Yep and cast out and that's and people are fearful of that Be really like the cool the progressive side the nice side the good side whereas to now like I'm like listen to yourselves

23:46 Yeah, they're not evil. They're just dumb. They can be, like, convinced otherwise. They just wanted a group. And I'm a Muslim woman and the guys like well not you you're talking about yeah There's 14 people involved 12 of them were FBI informants Vigilantes. Another problem I've noticed too, like along these lines, So like, it's not like every Catholic priest, I've heard all your terrible bits at the comedy

26:51 Instead of dealing with this. let's protect the group. as lesbian. Well, a lot of gay guys think that the movement is homophobic because you're telling a young gay guy, no you're a woman, you're actually a woman. and you reward people socially for that, It makes no sense. No one's accomplished shit. This motherfucker was on the cover of we star He just came in and took over superwoman

29:58 So okay, so transphobia is okay if someone differs with you politically? they're talking about they're attacking their own they're like literally like say how many black friends we have and say how cool Yeah, like and that's and like I think that there's a big difference between just letting someone live their life and not and being kind get convinced that they're trans.

32:24 But I think Planned Parenthood prescribes more testosterone than anybody, which is really And one of the things that testosterone does but now you're gonna change your voice, and they've done it before they were off and I got in trouble for posting adults I didn't even get 800 visits per year to more than 2,500 fucking it's the expression gender affirming care freaks me out

34:40 That shows you that it's a social contagion, and that's Abigail Shrier's position on it. Like why are they being led? But then again, it is also a real thing. But you gotta know what the fuck that is, and when you're 13 you don't. Yeah, I mean that's what happened with Jim. He's got a trans woman for a wife. And everyone's like, oh you Jeff and your trans thing.

36:56 But you wouldn't encourage someone who believed that they were that their body was fat if it wasn't healthily they do it you can't orgasm ever again okay and you don't really have a vagina Right. What is she looking like Megan right? Dude you know what's interesting about the like comic book I want to look like that. They look at me weird, yeah, that's so hard if you're like scrawny and you go to a gym for the first time It's so disheartening stuff and so what girls with those fucking yoga pants on that

40:29 It's so hard that most people just want to dismiss it You've got enough protein and enough fat your fucking cars a race car the gym membership is too expensive. You don't have to do like a permanent push-ups That's the number one way kids break their fucking arms, too Climb inside kids were always triangles. Yeah, there's foots in it, but they fall this way

43:40 I don't know. I wonder if that's good Yeah, we kind of both. Yeah Fucking weird. you gravitated towards being an artist, but you didn't try to like completely Yeah, what it means that it has that red tag on it. Yeah, stupid. Just that fucking knife man. Cut it off. Cut it off right in the green room. When I was a kid, dudes would have labels on their hats.

46:40 That's dumb. Amber Shoemaker's the hottest woman in our universe. I didn't go online and go, well, No, no, no, no. Or they're kind of- On a trail. of our lady in our wallet, like, oh man, I can't wait to get home to her, you know, say us and we're too stupid to cold camp. Okay, so we started a fire which makes you really Shoot another one. They were just fucking these dudes up

50:15 Quicker excessively like that because this is the government there always they always been retired And they started taking over. about the debate about like No, what I was saying is that mentally we didn't compare. It was dangerous. I know I believe I Billy the Kid. I think we are not designed for it, but I think kids will be I think the human mind is going to adapt to

53:19 It's not a barrier to living a happy healthy life That guy does a lot. Oh, you know I mean I think it's got to be some sort of virtue signaling. There's a narcissism to a lot of it. Because it's like so, it's such a, it's like you're, you're deciphering smoke signals. It's very tricky well Yeah, yeah. 100%. I like right so I'm gonna do that and you can like it or you don't like it 100% what?

56:30 You wonder why all these comics wanna go to the right? It's very funny when it's about white people. They don't care about the racial stuff when it's when it's like a comic of any other race doing it, right? that's why we're saying it, because we don't mean a specific country, we're talking about They vary so much. Those coal mining communities where people have just been popping pills since the 80s.

58:54 Fucking amazing. Oh, amazing. Oh, I love it. And he said Marxists multiple times. And people are going to go, they're not Marxists. Do that were running it were fucking buying real estate. They will crush, oh, okay. They have to have higher grades and they have to have a higher score. I had a buddy of mine that was a national taekwondo champion while he was going through his medical residency

1:02:24 Back to school won the fucking nationals like that and that's like beautiful They felt like was designed just to keep less Asian people in like crazy to push some of them out because so many of them This is it. The lawsuit, a threat to education... admissions process But you can't also you can't like stop number two you're eventually gonna get to have fight number one and that's not

1:05:16 So if you have those things altogether, Ask one of these crazy people who doesn't understand these kind of things Well what people get scared of is the amount of control and power that you have with that kind of money and then some people some of them when they decide they don't want to go into politics they start like Whatever they want you to do.

1:07:51 You know where you saw the, like a great example was when Barack Obama got into office, Michelle What is that, Jamie? I didn't have it muted. Wow. There's a million levels the people that have been playing it that you're playing against they've been playing for 30 years They're not ever doing anything for you. Ever. Whether it's climate change or whatever the

1:10:10 Yeah, not my little bit made by Michael Moore because he might as well just been Michael Moore is more accurate Yeah, it was his gun one, bowling for Columbine or whatever. It was like a made up scene. Oh, see, it didn't used to be like that. It's not better at all better It's not better for anybody. That's why. I go, those people have been there for thousands of years.

1:12:12 They live in fog-filled cities. Everyone wants to talk about slavery Well, how about the amount of women that that probably been smuggled across the border? Yeah, they kill everybody when they kill you so you've got all these problems and and then you know problems and then shipping these factories to these other places, Right. Right. I'm aware that I'm in this system or this network. It's just so hypocritical when I hear

1:15:09 And I've never had the stomach feeling like the money they paid the people to endorse Kamahara He tried to say that there's this multi-billion dollar right-wing ecosystem that's been developed just like a terrorist endorse him? No, no, it's plenty. It's perfect. They're 20 million dollars in debt. How do we know that's true because I said it? Uh-huh, which I don't know how much that production costs posts to live stream an event uh-huh which I don't know much that

1:18:49 It makes me believe in the earth better if they did it because I don't want to think that Eminem really believed that shit I thought it was fun. Was it is it legal to pay Beyonce 10 million dollars to talk at a political rally? Because like someone has that kind of money for her ten million dollars sounds crazy to say this Mean maybe maybe 10 million bucks to 10 million bucks

1:21:38 some ethical code for me. They have Washington Examiner reporting that money was spent in ways, I guess you could Campaign spent at least $15 million on event production, FEC Record Show, with many payments have been vocal about defunding the police, reparations that are tied to radical activists Yeah, that's crazy that payroll is is your performers finally also show the campaign gave in excess of $100 million

1:24:01 could have been lost in there, But a lot a lot of people because it was there people were there for formula one and they have this maybe it was just F1. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, he performed that you know they had the race the races and then one night. He performed. That's crazy before 1.8 will go a long way. Guy lives in Detroit. Pretty easy. Price of living there is not that not that steep. Yeah I think that you I also

1:26:37 I think there's like crazy levels to it. But also Oh yeah, there's no doubt. you're acting like a philanthropist but you're making a lot of money through For sure. You know where sickle cell came from? tracked down in their genes and they pass to be like ending it, but they had to quickly pull it off. Brought to you 84 um I think it's not the George Orwell book.

1:29:59 He becomes the richest guy in the world. Everyone's happy that he cured cancer. Well, that's a sociopath's way of looking at things. They wanted to give people that couldn't afford places in the city this Just take this one pill. You'll be healthy 450 years. You're not gonna take it. Shut the fuck up We wouldn't let them get their dicks chopped off.

1:32:07 of describing, they would just resent that guy after a while. I feel like that with a ton of people in my life right now hell I'm gonna lose a lot of friends today But I love him to death, he's one of my best friends. people were fine with conservative Jeff. There's a few of my thoughts that I used to like be all in on the now chaotic problem on our hands.

1:35:03 or taking that money and using it to be free. Right, so there's two things going on simultaneously. most people never have to work again. they're like, what am I gonna do? Well, they needed something to make them feel good. The hard work's the answer. Well, you're not going to feel I lost my mind Oh, I haven't made money in six months It was just too much at once.

1:38:13 Because socially, I'm left on almost everything. But like Jordan Peterson says who's like my favorite human in the world I love him so much They're all together an attack. Yeah, and just go smash windows and light things on fire $30,000 worth of bricks around around yep, I'm not buying it I'm not buying this someone left thirty thousand dollars where the bricks around they were just doing construction just conveniently happened

1:40:35 I'm the best, yeah, exactly. Not even his real name. No. Yeah, what's the Blasio's real name? It's some crazy like villain name his real name is Mookie Bet Yeah, I'm just preparing for your Joe Rogan senior Oh, yeah, listen to this take it from the beginning so you can hear how fucking stupid. This is We're launching with 115 street locations in all five borders

1:44:12 It's just so unlikable. It's peak woke. This is this I think this moment this video He woke insanity if that's that's different at any other time in history deal where's the hey we were hey know, maybe we were wrong about that. When are you ever gonna hear that? Yeah, they were wrong about everything and they gaslit the whole fucking world It was like name calling.

1:47:15 I was like, yeah, maybe we're going to be okay. He comes in like while they're interviewing the guys that were the stars of the game You don't find that political to stop don't shoot is it political we're gonna have to find all those other players who wore defund the police on their things and Yeah, no finesse Mitchell goes you go to a political lately to me, and I was like we're just saying what I think

1:49:39 Like then they catch people pandering though if you can catch them, but how do you know? But the problem with me what I really get grossed out by is claptor. Oh, yeah 100%. Well, what's the difference between pandering and reading the crowd? Yeah, I guess reading a crowd is pandering Yeah, I feel like fucking six months to come up with 20 minutes. It's hard.

1:51:49 That's the real luxury of being a successful like as successful as you know a lot of you comedians are you don't have to do that You shouldn't have done it. Why I'm going I'm a little like I like this like the first time I did the tonight show I had all these like Like I prepared so much more than I ever do normally Cable they've changed their standards though and then like by 2014 I got away with a lot

1:54:05 No, and they had an app too. I know comedy central had an app for a while Tom Dustin. Yeah, there's a great Tom Dustin story in Boston You know, like I don't want to jump through these hoops the comedy club and the people that think, yeah, Tom Dustin, yeah, he's a legend, dude. So he just works his own club. Yeah, just made his own started his own club. It's happy

1:56:42 I mean I mean if you can I didn't know that you could because I had to drive Dave Williamson drove me for like three hours Yeah, it goes. Don't worry. This is all sanctioned by the... They get you drunk and steal your money. Or you know, like it's some crazy thing. right every bit of criticism that my favorite people in my life criticize Puerto Rico for three hours, and then you get back on the boat some people that's that's a pretty cool deal

1:59:08 He was the other comic on the boat. That's a dark statement. Yeah. Yeah. I think you develop a kind of sense of comedy and of urgency and like the audience's attention span they were monsters. Yeah, those guys are rock stars, I've ever seen in my life. Oh, just Barry. Oh for sure. I mean these were partying people. I would hear about that all the time

2:02:08 Middle-aged host so it's a little trick Why do I miss it, you know, like I'm reading about all these tales. It's unsustainable I want to do something like what he did where he had Rodney Dangerfield and friends where he did those HBO shows No, if I was gonna do Joe Rogan and friends Oh, thank you. Yeah. So then they they all became like national talent and like people that would see them everywhere

2:05:21 I think our Larry the Cable guy is Theo Vaughn. I'm very inspired by Norman Patrice and Simpson's like if you watch my act you can go I can I know all the things this guy I came in just to watch the set. Yeah, he also like has still like you like that guy is he all right? He dresses the same way every time you see him even on his specials That's why but he's right right if you don't want to be connected to that world

2:08:19 Like they love to shit on it better than just going enjoyed it and I think that that's the disconnect of maybe a theater show or like a Netflix special. Were you talking to your friends? Were you looking at your phone? cheap jokes right you mean my favorite kind He was like, I'll drink shitty coffee from a gas station, enthusiasm, right? hmm, I don't know, I don't think I've got a little extra time

2:10:53 You're probably applying those standards to yourself too. Yeah, well for sure yeah, so that's part of it like the comedy has to line up with their ideology And by the time Dice had gotten kicked off of MTV, because he was the first comic that ever sold out arenas. and it wasn't it was different than any other kind of comedy because everybody it's because you do a different thing.

2:13:04 And so grateful to them It was relevant as far as he was doing topical things. and it's like, you know, a Vegas Luxor joke about like, oh, they made it a pyramid, No, he did it first. Which is crazy to me. That's a long time. because it's become a thing. Yeah. It's not because it's real. So like I think You know, oh Taylor Swift only sings about her ex-boyfriends.

2:16:00 Yeah. Just like we were talking about how much Lizzo made No good. It was way different a lot of people When all these are comedians. You don't see parody music anymore weird Al's goes What was the guy? I know you'll know this Otto and George They'd come in on buses and limos, and they'd all be drunk and they would fill up these fucking Yeah, I mean it was fucking ridiculous, but the shows would go on forever and ever and I did a bunch of them with Otto

2:20:26 That's right, I got a wooden cock. I'm circumcised with a pencil sharpener. At least I stay hard when I'm drunk. You had to see him live. If you saw him live and you were in the room with him, it was so fun. It was a trash can that they just put a box head on and they had like two button like that I went to the bathroom to take a leak. Just terrible shit.

2:23:08 Oh, it's so fun. It's not even a human. It's a big round thing Yeah, I mean how hard is it to do? It's so funny. Have you seen that comedian on Kill Tony? There's Aaron Belisle. Yeah, I've seen him. fucked up joke first so we all did that kind of buffer so it just didn't work for any of us but That guy has incredible balls to do that. Out today right this comes out tomorrow. Where can people see it? Yeah

2:25:58 That is a bad place for rock bottom because everyone is mean to you there in Hollywood everyone my entire career everybody in Hollywood's been like you're not even Thanks for having me on, man.