Joe Rogan Experience #2236 — Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. What happened? I want to try this. He just poured out buffalo trace into Bodega cat. uh... it i like really Yeah, you know, it's fun. We didn't even change it I lied Distillery. And then some giant dude comes in with a gun lighter No Yes he did, no 100% He was, this is like young Ari when Ari farted on a TSA person. I said, I just farted on you. No.

2:54 this is what you choose to do with your life. So you're sorry what was that 40 years ago? We possibly calling 9-1 and waiting you're going to have to wrestle him out of that room. he gets fucking furious. I remember the old days dude when I first started traveling you could give your ticket to somebody. Yeah The gates would be packed with people waiting to meet their friends.

5:06 Great, bro that area killed Donna summer well Not one. 9-11 is the mother load of conspiracy theories. The trains went into the towers. I transported a fucking box of human feces, and I was worried worried I was gonna get mugged. Why'd you have that? Big Jay's birthday? Let's go And then the guys cooled off there Need more hot takes head to the fan duel sportsbook app

9:21 Back then you could wear blackface. That's true. Yeah, I mean long enough It's just go go that you know Tropic Thunder was wet what year was that 2008? He was severe severely burned like in final destination got an eye patch. That's when he got severely burned. So if you get that fucked up by a fire, He never complains though. I'll be 72 in four years the fucking. He's still out there turning wrenches.

11:56 Oh, you can see a tire on his face. Got that right Selling out Madison Square Garden doing stand- fucking HBO special. The Tonight Show was the spot. You could make other comics. this well I needed also no I think that's what Jay Leno did of course. I think he was an edgy like he was that like leather jacket fucking talking shit about people Jay Leno reaches in and grabs an Uzi and sprays his brains out

14:36 He's getting three stooges injuries. Wow, you know his old move. really good comics coming up and then they get on a show and they start being careful yeah that's a It should be. comedy club what they get at a comic goes I get on sitcoms a season yeah no No Shane, it's a different time. What you're doing is a different time. No, no, no, no. Yeah, what a teacher gets in a whole year, you get in a weekend being drunk.

16:54 Put together an act. and always barely able to pour McDonald's. This is the height of... You can maintain this and you budget your lifestyle and you'll That sort of like fucks with people because they realize like they didn't make a choice I don't know. JMo, pull that up. Hey, that's the weave. Yeah, give me some bar. He's like you get on the plane with them and it's just the heart of garbage. It's poison tall

19:35 Shipped across the sea. You ever heard of K talking about a son taking mushrooms? Oh, yeah, it's crazy. I watch it's weird. It's like trench warfare. It's like five on five. Let's see it. It's weird in the air and what saves him he saves them yeah saves them but for now Maybe the end of the world it could be the end of the world could be a hot war where they could suspend this changing of the guard, too

22:01 Good question. What does that mean? he got the prosecutor fired, or they wouldn't have got the money. going wild a lot of hook I actually I'm coming around on Biden a Biden's nice well Hunter rules Joe's that is apparently yeah Gaffigan's joke I said, call him. Got fired and they put in place someone who was solid at the time Jesus Christ. Oh boy. What about Gaza?

25:23 So whistleblower complaint centering on President Donald Trump's phone call with Ukrainian president say the official, Victor Shokin, was ousted for the opposite reason Trump and his allies and four former American officials Well, shut the fuck up. Hunter. Is he? You'd be out there, getting wild, getting wild getting foot jobs filming it leaving it on a laptop

27:47 That we reel in for this? Oh, that's not bad. It's true. You shit on stage at Skankfest. Oh what what yeah, you're not allowed there fun I was like no I can hold it like his shit was so bad that in a big bathroom and we got hammered. But we started fighting. This is an argument loser. Yeah, you know I mean you can't be laying on the floor in a bathroom and be like actually I know what I'm talking about

30:18 High school full... I was the mascot for my high school. Yeah, you fuck David Lucas up David Lucas is like 300 pounds There you go. They had stories already written that if the election went to buy or went to Kamala They act like it's like. the Bronx would be like, how dare you? It's like the New York Giants. You're putting some fucking local kid at quarterback

33:00 Because she pushed him out, but then once he did, Then if Gavin Newsom or Josh Shapiro whoever it is that gets the words over on her that person emerges naturally, right? I've heard them talk about how the right has created- is that they could be brought towards feminism. No, We're just trying to sell tickets. I will say He doesn't know, he's east coast, I'm west coast.

34:58 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 27, 28? Joe would be at the airport, be like, Joey, where are you? It was too much fun when Joey showed up. So it was like, whatever I have to do Coke. He was, Joey was off the rails. I'll help you he knows I don't need no fucking help, but when we would go on the road if you would just not show up

37:41 I was headlining at rascals in New Jersey. I was like shit. is a big one is a big one and then they had to use a local gun I'll just use somebody local. I don't know which one it was. that was like attainable. Yeah. He's the best. And he's great now. Still amazing on stage. Can I get a thousand now? All over Jersey. It's gotta be tough. He was like this big guy, like intimidating guy.

40:38 He would do the Cuban Egg Roll, because his belly would push his pants down. That was fun. We used to be allowed to like show a guy's dick inside of an CD cover back then You'd have to do it like Gillian Keith style or you're in control of it like Oh. Yeah. tear away that was a Super Bowl, right? Yeah, Super Bowl. Ooh, look at Kylie or Kendra Is that because you know what she used to look like or is it because she actually looks like that?

45:04 No way, but read a whole album about her back with each other all about her damn on his fingers too. Yeah. Tell you, Deb fuck Winona, Beck fuck Winona too. I don't know anything. Good beer. Whoa, C-Change. He's a Scientologist. I mean, it was just about the music, Yeah. He was a completely insane. It's horrible his science fiction is I'm like, no, we don't need you.

46:57 And so I went to this, they had like a thing in the park He was just like, I have to do this. Vermont. What does that mean? And Natasha's like, what are you doing? You can be a Bobby Lee. For four years they want they want me to buy more drugs Who? He's the vice. Being a head coach and you were a fucking dork assistant. Yeah, you're carrying water I'm a Hillary Clinton did it too with with the Benghazi right? She was like I was there we're under fire. Yeah. Who's Benghazi?

49:54 Because it's victimized. it's pretty sick. Like, what are you talking about? Everyone wants to be real yeah it's hard Good luck with your campus job. Ha ha ha. There's a bunch of those out there He did, smart move. Yeah, she lost a lot of weight. She's moving here. No way. you gotta talk to Adrienne and move in here. She's so fucking ballsy. And she's funny in a different way different way like she's got her own vibe. She's not like anybody else

54:13 Yeah, if your dad sucked as a comic my dad thinks he's really funny, and he was he was funny He's he's working his way back so he can drink yeah What it was a nice like no hell of a run with drinking it was just very nice to be like Oh yeah. she loves it. He's eating them at night. It can go off the burger cart at the middle of the driveway starts it on the streets

57:40 Rico San Juan baby, that's the Tony joke a wild thing is that joke was based on his need to like, he gets freaked out about the environment. Yeah, right, but the joke was actually out of his concern that Puerto Rico is Stewart has not done that yeah he's still coming he's still goes on stage with Chappelle Slave labor. Yeah, anytime. Nailed it got the language down

1:00:54 Batman I'm seeing it yeah I didn't like with Tony with all the comics Wayne and he's an insult comedy. So Netflix gets the highest ratings Gangster! But I love Nikki right before he tells the joke he looks he literally looked over me was like Just let the guy shine. Why are you going to use the joke as a vehicle to get angry? Waiting it's like Alexander Cortez Cortez. He was sitting there

1:04:24 Even like the people talking about it, and then he's I mean the fucking watermelon carving joke Now I like when the comics do like when they'll try to defend somebody, but they're so scared of the backlash They go look. I didn't like that joke, but it's his right to say it I had to read the thing about the view because I just thought it was funny Forrest's clip where he's explaining dragon not that Jamie looks like a Mexican. He's lazy

1:06:59 There's been giant lizards all throughout the same time time periods have been Komodo dragons Yeah, what is that? much later than we previously thought. It's like, I would be, I mean, people would dedicate giant chunks of their life trying to find out if Did you have a stroke? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who believes in dragons By saying we should trust them because they're double-checked by ABC News and then making the stupidest fucking statement

1:09:17 disagreed with us and he won and this is fucking crazy, and Joe Rogan believes in dragons! Who's that? of a whale that's on a wall in an old Italian church. That's in is it in that where's around the same time. I know I put the photo on Instagram. Oh, Italy I've been real busy pillaging. It's like, wah! So they had never seen a whale before, so they drew this thing.

1:11:31 It's a very difficult medium to work with. So their version of things that we know what looked like So if you've got a crocodile, it could be 300, 400 years old. they've been eating other crocodiles. They've eaten everything. they cannibalize each other, they eat everything that moves. I don't care. I'd probably say the same thing about me if I was her It's no big deal

1:13:30 You know here we go. Well. This is what the Bigfoot myth is about the Bigfoot myth is about a thing that really existed were fucking real. bones. There was a bunch of frauds. I heard there's money in bones. She's 84. And there's a giant chunk of the planet that has not been discovered like we had a podcast the other day And that the government the Smithsonian has been hiding giant bones, you know, they made yelming

1:16:40 Yeah, Jmo bring up Zack Eady. If you saw that guy if you lived back then it's all guy like fucking Zack oh yeah Looked like a other than Canadian I think the hardest is soccer. It's like, bro, there's no time. Alright, then cross-country is the craziest. now drinking rum all day That was hot back then because nobody could get fat because everybody was starting to true. That's true It meant you had money. Yeah, you were hot and now fat people are poor right so back then that was a hot fat lady

1:20:35 Always. I lost all this weight. They wheeled out a cart of ribs Yeah, they're like, you did it, celebrate now. Oh, yeah. Trick a man. Really? Yeah. Now you can eat. No she's not. She used to be on the view. I think the view's gonna get canceled. You know, that's part of the problem. What? the boiler is back up, she has someone else call the same bakery, and they get the order in because

1:23:51 And then she doubles down. Oh yeah. Damn, I swear you had a fucking show. Wasn't that guy in charge of something now? Didn't they just put Mitch McConnell in charge of something? in charge of, Jamie? He just stepped down. He's gonna step down. I thought that he was gonna step down, but he did that But hold on. Let's go back to your house Pelosi's in Italian's timeless

1:27:27 It's a great time. We'll give you a pension now. and not even know he got his foot off the brakes. No, me neither, I just heard about people. wrong. No. Jesus Christ. You get older. I use the Apple CarPlay thing. like what is this he goes oh it's feature checks like or fat fingers yeah Yeah, you're wrong. And he was so busy, he's like, you son of a bitch even in the t9 days I used y-o-u my even that yeah not you are

1:30:06 Steve's on. Got your heart. Which one was it? Oh, can I get a beer? Yeah, you guys can do it. Yeah, we can do it. I'll hold it. Talk about. I'm gonna be to the Irish movie you go first. It's gonna be me. All right. Yeah, you guys can do it. Yeah In his mouth never got caught. Yeah, I don't know whose that was. Hey buy some bodega cat, but everybody well chosen a jitter

1:31:56 Editing my special. I got a special coming out. We started before we started. Things are weird. what would happen during a nuclear war yeah but and how it's getting n. But, and how dumb it is, and how quickly it, we can't talk to Russia. So there must be a reason for that. I bet they're attacked Yeah, I don't even know where. Where we're so close, the Russians

1:34:13 has ever been used. shit There's so many different stories out there. I mean these are like some makes basically Good. A thousand! Whoa. And how much more powerful is today's weed than the 70s weed? And he assumed his weed was good. So how much bigger is it then Hiroshima? Okay? That's so crazy. Oh yeah, Pompeii. We're not hug you I would not hug any of you know what the happen think they just hug each other me what would you do with your friends with I would not hug you

1:38:42 Nice Nice cock dude. Nice. Home to an open atmosphere surrounding sexuality and sex. Look at that guy. Yeah, they were all good. Well if did he was I mean is it like did he gay or is it like a real guy? This is a blip that goes up and it's gonna come down guys, that's what it's like Yeah guys sucking each other all over the place The Jaguar ad is the fucking craziest speech.

1:41:08 Okay. Yeah, but I'm asking for the press conference that Megan Rapinoe So the press conference is where the guy starts to talk the ad is just weird to this will bring your family together. the Jaguar coops are fucking badass they're pretty cool they're badass they It's an amazing car. Kamala scrubbed it. Yeah, but like how did this accident happen? They wouldn't say

1:43:34 people to mass flag your video, maybe it gets put the actual title of it it's a thing, if it is a thing, they definitely aren't publicly known. Yo, can we talk about that Trump speech? Betty White? I watched the video, Jay. I did too. But he's hidden it among his friends. How the fuck do I know boy? You can't find it Jamie. You're right Drinking and driving.

1:46:39 That's kind of cool. That was a tweet, I saw that. look, that ad didn't bother me at all. that's not his quote you gotta look at Matthew McConaughey talking about Lincoln it's got You call them coupes? Is it not coupe? Yeah. Throttle house Yeah, they're unreliable try right if you drive in a 1969 car today fucking garbage He's dominating in that shirt.

1:50:54 Women in engineering and neurodiversity matters politicizing a brand there are so you you're putting that That poor lady Trump head She was a guest. The right. Yeah, which is either way. Yeah, you're still you're publicly addressing the you know, you Jaguar like you're representing Jaguar Same with Tony. I don't want you to get politically active. But the thing is he's speaking as they did

1:55:09 Well, I hate any kind of discrimination. Oh, that's the old Jewish thing. Yeah, they literally dig underground. Exactly. You guys are all fucking kids. But wait a minute, isn't they cover it up. It's always the Catholics, they always blame the Catholics. They just busted another lady. I bet she was awesome. Not bad. How bad are men that women have to turn

1:57:02 Oh my God, bite that lip with those glasses on. So that makes it also okay. That's what it is. Other kids to watch out look Got that mustache and ponytail, you're a fucking sex pervert. Move her around like they move those Catholic priests. That nice lady sucked your dick when we got locked up in a cage Veronica Vaughn so hot there's so many of them and they're hot

1:59:27 They get a lot of boners. You're on the map, baby. I think we need to hear that Jamie give me that Lies! The first time and then when he won I was like they go, do you remember that? He's trying to get hated. cardboard cold I think so yeah better not and he's just healing it's fun and I'm not gonna say any names. homophobic yeah thank you he's not no he's somehow against all odds these are cold these are cold

2:03:30 exploded to space No, Mark takes ten minutes with this shot. never more to die Yeah, yeah, he was speaking correctly for that environment. He was doing what Tony did just a problem I'm making a list, checking it twice. That's the LA Times. The only thing that would get you on is you're too lowbrow all right Well, the thing was we were free. We were free. We could do the stuff still that they did when

2:06:51 He's like the best I've ever seen at making a premise work where I would have never imagined. Completely adhere to an ideology 100% hook line and sinker or you're cast out as a Nazi. Was like were you here like you get my present You know Gigi Allen sucked? You can't take your shirt off anymore, you're Bert Kreischer. There's gotta be a person other than Burt.

2:09:13 but I think it's his last recorded set with his shirt on. Minnesota, Penn State pull up the score. Now he takes his shirt off every time he gets on stage. He's like you're trapped. that's right how crazy is that they covered how crazy is they covered that parents were tell And she goes No, I know, but he, you know. Trump gets an office the abstain. Yeah. Yeah, right. He's gonna tell himself. Yeah

2:12:43 First of all celebrities do not feel comfortable unless they're around people that are like them so let us yeah It's like imagine you're Clinton you go to a manC.'s house and get the Clinton picture up. the whole thing is just, they're all married guys. They're all married guys. You're all in trouble. You're all busted Epstein would fund science he funded a bunch of different science projects

2:15:05 Even when your phone is off they can listen to it. Yeah He said it he goes. I didn't have a heart attack for his of the vaccine Holy shit. I only respect grinders. A source close to Diddy insisted to Daily Mail that there is no truth to Sean Combs putting Jamie Foxx in the hospital. Jamie Foxx reported this man because to the FBI because of this he claimed so I've seen that video where that guy's talking about how Jamie Foxx

2:17:50 I know, we're on a weird site Yeah. Is he talking about it here pull it up this is December 10th I don't know how I got here Interviews he shows up with a book I go, you're not reading that. broke his doorknob off and he left it off and so like he didn't have anything What? when people decided they could move into people's houses, Oh, well the homeless said he stabbed the guy.

2:21:22 Ah. It was hilarious. It was perfect Did you see Tony play drums on stage? Jelly Roll's the fucking man. We should like, everybody I know likes you. No. Was like I was from Amazon this is a $5 watch a president elect is coming in. He plays. He plays. He barely shit on you and then you he comes on I like You know this was yeah, but imagine like this fucking thing has somehow another effects like climbing on

2:25:48 coming over the house. The next move's the ranch boys. Alex Jones said that Trump is having secret meetings. Yeah, they tried to get Zelensky on. shit, because it's gross. you don't care if they lied about their military rank, So let me ask you a question though. You should always be able to make fun of people. Crazy cookie. That should kind of tell you what you need

2:28:39 He's working on power lines and shot his Wyoming or some shit, and he's just getting in drunk bar fights and then his wife Lynne Chaney is like are you gonna be a loser Jesus that's right. That's Randy Marsh saying I'm not against big toilet paper Damn, this does hit. Look how brown he looks. Do it to stop the war in Ukraine You hate I have one of these in my studio for my podcast. It's almost like a drink. Talk about it doing something.

2:32:28 Bro, imagine living near Yellowstone. Hey, are we doing the show in Mar-a-Lago? Yeah, no silverware. No nothing. Okay. Hold on. We're not done. Yeah, they At least there should be an account of how this happened. Secret Service lady, that lady got fired, but she didn't want to get office on June 26, 2023. Whose device is that? sorry we found a device linked to crooks

2:35:46 watch. So someone visited, does that mean that it was the FBI that did something? No, You have to protect all of us. And now with the guy behind him that got killed. It's strange it would have been the next Lee Harvey Oswald if that guy shot Dick Gregory, I've been researching him a little bit, ruled, gave up his whole comedy I was looking at sports course.

2:39:00 It's a long time ago. Yeah, I was be was excited. He goes I know I'm a different And then now people are getting banned for suggesting it because of the title. What film the film of the Zapruder assassin the Zapruder version of the assassination? But in the Bethesda, Maryland autopsy report, Guys I read enough because how much I plenty how much though

2:41:11 by COVID. Okay, that's reasonable. Because he did the deficit did increase significantly So he had a reasonable explanation. when he wanted everything to open back up. that was that was one of those moments you ever hear someone say something dumb as That's one of those like one time. I was smoking weed with my friend We were looking at the stars and a shooting star went by and he was like

2:43:13 Hold on. I mean I amoebas. Yeah something now whether or not there was actually human beings dragons possibly She's trapped in her own age. Trapped in the time she lives in. She's on lady trapped in her own biology. She's trapped in her own age trapped in the time Years ago and they blew him. No, I didn't want him to copyright flag it because it's so crazy.

2:45:20 You've never seen this? Oh, Barbara Wawa. Hey Progressive and liberal when it comes to social issues, She's barely alive. You ever seen him on Oprah? What we saw is the greatest media Even Chappelle had a joke about that. He was really just grabbing people by the, Remember the first time you tried to grab it? We're talking about children grabbing it.

2:48:14 by some douchebag who's drunk at a bar. It's grabbed. companies. And hey, I have tremendous respect for the Japanese people. You can respect someone Also, it doesn't pay as well Good enough. who he is to the point where most people think that way. Most people think that way. They've This is Hillary Clinton in like 2008 and Hillary Clinton She's a Republican.

2:51:48 Dragon's a real Yeah. Definitely or they go that was a no win some people maybe it would have been a win people didn't want her to do it, I'm sure there's people that didn't want her to do Well, Elon said it best. I hate the first hour. It's Kanye's shit. No, we just did one. No, it's not. We went first on everyone. Here's the craziest thing about Trump the people that love him

2:55:03 Like they already called the election. She goes, oh, you're one of them. I go, he won the election. I wanted to I would hope that he would have had a good answer You're not people that I want change these things. It was when I was in college When he said, without free speech, we're fucked. It'd be like 11 minutes. Where was that? Yeah, can't talk about Bush, can't talk about the war.

2:57:43 But it's fucking amazing. Thank you. There was no one left. He was getting these spots where we would be in the back laughing Suicide they're working on Billy Joel show that people talk about in the future. Jelly Roll performs Dice Clay performed Dice Clay at MSG. It was amazing Slow like that. He's like a mythical being and when he goes out there people just had this giant smile on their face I was watching because I was beside him, so I'm watching you know hit the audience as they're watching him

3:01:14 It was just like, so fun. the kind that we like, the wild shit, You see Dice with Seinfeld? Let's play the video. Give me Free Bird, middle of the ramp. Get that mustache wet. Oh, how is Josh Brolin? That's wearing like a cult outfit. Wow. Look at Bert. He interrupted me on stage, like three days ago. He's coming here soon. Never I mean, it's one of the greatest of all time if I ever want to feel good, and I'm driving down the street I'll crank that

3:04:30 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Man. Yeah, get excited, Jame-o. You're such a little sad guy. OHIO! I did some She's something about national intelligence right what she she should be secretary of state Hawaiian she has some serious top-level Full miscarriage. That suit rules. When you get a suit that's designed He was like, your left shoulder slouches more than your right. You lean left.

3:07:33 a suit and it's like it feels like it's designed for you it's so much better Joe's like, hey, come an hour early. Everything's like, the hotel, the car, And Joe's like, no, you're fucking No. Well the store was like Wee. It's just one of those things if they don't get checked. I mean, that's what would Documentaries killer the funniest documentary ever seen in my life. We saw it in the theater. Yeah, we saw it in Angelica

3:10:37 It's work, but it's worth it. All right, really is worth it. I was that uh, no they want to make money. I'd just open up a club. That means nothing to you. You're always exhausted. to his club and he was hammered. It was his birthday and he was just up on stage holding He'll find it. He's a miner. my jokes. Yeah. He calls it a jazz set. Yeah. He would fuck around. Damon has recorded

3:13:55 You gotta be willing to bomb. but eventually you would be a hbl special or national it would kill but Yeah, just tweaked. They said that about prior, the week he did live We decided to do a sabotage. As much as I hate Tony you love Adrian. I do love Adrian It is a great time for comedy. It's dangerous, you do a joke, It should be like oh is he a comedian? Okay, but in the room, it's great

3:16:57 I never said my agent said I can't. Asians, and we were saying, like, the blogger in the room, which there was one, would have Time out, decent impression. I mean, John Leg was Amma went off There's so many people that are scared and their takes on things are so gross, but it's quick people got captured during that time of chaos and anxiety so many people got so captured we lost that's my joke

3:19:53 Compassionate they're not you're not looking at things in a job a balanced objective perspective Yeah. You offend 2% of people, perfect. 98% are on your side, you're right on the line, perfect. Yeah, that's the thing, It's a great time for us We are. Wait are we going to the mothership or not? Get Mark. I ate a big meal before I came here. I didn't just got one

3:22:29 You know, I'm not opposed to salads. I don't trust Joe Rogan in anything. Yeah when he went back on Spotify. Oh because the money's there? Oh because the money's And this guy was fucking with him. He just dropped this guy and I was like, oh my god, we're fighting There was a whole lawn area. In fights, let's get out of here and everybody got out of there. I was like I quit. I'm out of here. I just was ready to quit already

3:25:12 ready to fight I was like dude I'll fucking kill you he was like ready to And he was driving around they tackled him and they were You didn't want to apply your knowledge? I don't have nothing to do with that You get to see how drunk people, He was getting fucked up they rolled him over and tied him up it was crazy You're just asking to get maimed Scary shit, man

3:29:23 Has all the time fight Don't fight back. On cement. That's a good way to go, to be honest. It was the universe telling a joke. What she was saying was fucked up. Those were wacky couple of years. Will Smith slap was wild. It was all so crazy like everybody lost their fucking minds He got that whole thing on the Hollywood Bowl. Club comics are used to dealing with all sorts of stuff.

3:31:36 I just made sure I was ready. Even though I killed I had a filmed Friday night first so I got to see that I watched I was like, ooh Texas is just fun period. That's a I mean there's so many guys. And it's like, but even the theater, the the club comics are like more than ever. Yeah, the Jeff awesomest is or above to be on YouTube, it's 100 times more valuable.

3:34:07 That once they decide wrong they go stop sharing it and then the growth just stops because computers are watching it's like You say cunt, they're gonna flag it. Alright, I'm listening. Check out Pages of Stage on PunchUp.com. Also, they are picking up Jew the first YouTube to Netflix special of all time and we might be drunk, you be trippin'. Every comment is her again.

3:36:24 We're just like, Let's just enjoy this. Yeah. Like we talk about the hang Keep ditty I put like 10% of mine in here We're supposed to have program stuff for this. What happened to our costumes? Now we have to wait until you get it. It's way to get obviously gonna walk on dude We can make it happen. Don Jr. Yeah, he's the best. I mean the NFL guys are doing it's hard to say he's not the best

3:39:56 Which is a smart thing to do because it might be the last time he fights also underrated That's every day. Yeah, it is a little bit. That's Matt, my friend Matt put it together. It was awesome. Our government Bro, they hopped them up on cocaine and roids yeah, exactly. My, one of the guys in the SEALs, I was asking him about that, And a fucking bag of needles is attached to your hips. Let's go

3:43:28 Yeah, but your weights all on your you know like this your weights on your feet in your hands. It's really hard Come on man. Can I I was at a McCusker show we met some seals Oh, no, I saw some military guys do I know I've googled it. I'm not seeing for these guys Their ads are trying to make Chinese men more masculine like everything is more. That's a fucking uphill climb. I think we're gonna flip though

3:45:56 It's super important. We have all the time in the world man. We're Americans. We're Americans and Trump's the president Damn, Brolin's handsome. to reclaim the right to free speech for all Americans. First, within hours of my inauguration, I will sign an executive order banning any federal department or Involved in the new online censorship regime, which is absolutely destructive and terrible

3:48:55 Silicon Valley tech giant, ordering them not to destroy evidence of censorship. You got it? You have to be able to go, I'm against 95% of them. set online and you're trying to pretend that they don't have some sort of a That's a great thing about rappers. They don't really attack each other for being inappropriate. You're gonna lose the people in the white community that like rap

3:51:53 It's okay. We'll play it, because then I want to paraphrase it. The Rainbow Coalition was Jesse Jackson Louisiana that you had here last night a great role model Why not have a week and kill white people? influence on a lot of people and when people say that if you took the words Was criticized for doing it. You know what I was was criticized for doing it. You know what? I was rightly criticized for doing

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4:13:55 Joe goes to the bathroom this is before any the podcast even and uh he goes about Rhymen in Nashville beautiful Ari. Let's get you on the books like right before the special Cut that part.