Joe Rogan Experience #2247 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience It offends me. Cause it's so crazy. Well, she's on stage doing a play. She's like I want to read from my college play or I was the Grinch It is morally wrong. They will not have a Merry Christmas. and some people suffering. It's like you can't, you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate. But we buy these fucking phones.

3:19 Never. The the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions Oh, cheers, my brother. He's like, we don't do that on hikes. It's like they were part of it too. Here's the thing about all this I think some they would But if it's real shouldn't scientists study it like it's real and it seems like through scientific study. It's real

7:41 Firestarter Carrie yeah, Stranger Things. Head to the FanDuel Sportsbook app. One day as I'm doing that, is like as a kid like for a few days, I was like shit They're magic so we should trust them. And it's like, so... Because she had heard you could hypnotize people and the wart goes away What the fuck? By working on my passing on things if you believe it works. So it's a lie, but if I believe the lie

11:27 Is it really? Like how much of this thing can we actually control? realize you're just the tip of the iceberg, you're just the yappy tip of the Because it's the same thing. It's the same person. It's just they've agreed to one thing we're speaking through each other's minds. of a variety of phenomena that gets compressed into reality. And then you say, oh, out there

14:53 drawing. And eating monkeys and fucking running around and clubbing things to death and eating raw This thing where you can meet strangers They're still like, dude, usually if someone's coming up, we have to kill it. And that's what they are too. This is what you have to realize, it's not you. It's patterns that you've selected Because I think that's one of the best ways

17:48 you fucking have your eggs and your bacon, You know, how much to dance your blows already knew about these neurological structures that are these quantum tubules that apparently anesthesia impacts, and he began to think maybe consciousness being connected to everything, part of everything, not even being there anymore. I was watching a regular movie the other night and sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies. There you go. Exactly.

20:33 It's unnerving and also when you realize we think the show is John Wick. That ain't They bleeped out fuck They bleeped out this I was like I'm like how they gonna handle this scene because there's this scene where the the Russian mobster his son gambling addictions. This is, so when you think about the idea that if, you know, a group of But when you consider the power of directing little bubble universes, which is every single

23:18 it's democracy. The steering wheel is your vote and the president and the elected officials who Like imagine if you are, if we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, They're saying we have it under control. Yeah, and then it appears there was a satellite that we shot out of the sky But I'm just for funsies, for funsies. That's right.

25:58 I think is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is Yeah, but ultimately we can trust these people. You know what else falls? Drones number one, most of what you guys are seeing, there in the way that they're just lying their fucking asses off did you see the press secretary Okay. I hope not. Horrible. Children, problems. There's a lot of data right now.

29:09 We're wearing costumes while we're saying this! You're a guy who kills people for a living. Yeah, you're a very strange person dude Yeah, that's it to pat myself on the back, but when we were hunting for Bigfoot, do you remember I said It's like, because hunting for animals, which I know you love, I have nothing against it, No. Why would I kill Bigfoot?

32:26 But by the fucking way if you would spend any money to go look for Bigfoot We wanted to show you. on with the UAPs, and even they can't do it because there's another level. it's like stars okay but let's be honest if you are in possession of the actual You're very busy. Yeah, and capacitors right all these things that sort of emerged. Yeah after Roswell. Yeah, that's the most fun one

35:43 Anybody can actually just turn the channel Those those make for some wild Instagram video. Oh they do and when there's a lot of those out there there is it's the assassination Like, once you start making those identifications, then, and you follow through with some kind But only once in a while and only in the right way. then you see something like that happen.

38:00 It's just a regular killer. fucking us with the insurance. Yeah, you're not cosigning it. Like you're fucking up or you're like, misbehaving with your brother. Then the dad has to come downstairs and when the dad comes downstairs There's a reason we need the middle class. Now, again, I'm not advocating violence. It cost me a hundred dollars, you know, actually charged my insurance company

41:52 It's a giant money machine. There's a guy that just got arrested recently. And you'd give them chemotherapy man Someone to send it to me on Instagram. It was a new story. Oh my god There's this creepy doctors there's women that went in with her husband's jizz and he's like yeah I got Oh my god. You can have it. based on population decline, Diablo player in North America right? Which I think in the world dude in the world I think he's

46:09 of the government is also the top. Well, we're just talking about how he was the number he's the number one player that Elon that how preposterous it is missions it's amazing I mean I'm just saying that I don't know if it's a true It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie I'd go shut the fuck up. Okay, here's an here's something I just fully believes it's simulation by the way. Oh he does Oh fully

49:02 Did you have an Atari when you were a kid? You could only play for a second, And so you think, all right, what's it going to look like in 10 years? Meaning that we are, and you know a lot of people are like, look that's probably like 20 years away. then obviously once we get that thing connected to our brain, Easily we could just be in, we could be in the future, and this is a memory that some quantum computer of

52:11 Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things I have a great family. words, like whatever you, it's just a rerun over and over and over again forever, that's what we're than that a lot of this shit that people are seeing between dimensions and understand like everything about If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly. Well, I mean, I think the model you could use for that theory would

55:40 Yeah, there it is there you go. God. It's so weird there You go that is like an ancient city by the way if you're born with a tail. I'm not trusting you with my taxes But dude if you if there was some cyborg tail that you I'm gonna pass on the Navi, I don't like it. How many people? We can't control it, but we can switch you one time. Yeah, it's not gonna be one time man. It's one time

57:53 You might just jump through the windows My Joe Something that happens in it is very similar I'm gonna make a note, Duncan. Yeah, he says I'm sorry. What is it on again? We had to get it on prime. Oh, okay? Well yeah, but I mean... up their ass to try to cum harder Twisty little pinecone II light bulbs You've seen cocaine Cowboys, right? Yes. Oh my god. It's so and both one and two both are equally good, dude

1:02:01 You know what I mean? Jared Larkin That you've done all of those things. That's where it gets really- And if we get faster than light travel, can we get ahead of light? If you could take pictures of earth in the past, I mean, it's pure hedonism, you know? It's like right now we think of hedonism in recently married dudes who I families above and beyond anything else.

1:05:18 And that can hurt. It's like, it stretches you out had to like fucking like let go of that that it's such a habit, you know, that form of life, video games, drugs, like, to have kids later in life. They or not have kids, more people are choosing to have kids later in life they or not have kids more people are choosing to not have kids and by the way

1:07:37 I know and there was some you're around a paranoid person long enough, you really might start thinking the walls things that has emerged into the zeitgeist is that compassion has been confused. to announce it, but when you go to the next step, which is actually the fact if someone is doing things that keep them sick. Because that's the thing, when sickness is health

1:11:13 Duncan, I told you that in private. Exactly. The concept behind it? He goes and then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body horrible rheumatoid arthritis, destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you. We regret it, sorry. You know whoopsie whoo-hands lab whoopsie We know that the President of the United States

1:14:07 Now our shit is like mainstream, just basic journalism. We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast, but then wake him up, That's like something, that's a lich! Biden is the dancing dragon of presidents. He's got God knows how many people just fucking like working so hard to get that thing to The people fucking puppeteering that that poor old man are just like no actually fuck you

1:16:25 some dude is suddenly the leader, Does a coup have to be military? But because again, that's interesting. Is there any other coup d'etat? And then your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris That's not what the deal is. That's the deal. predicted in the New Age movement, is basically incapacitated, meaning we don't really need a president. The whole model starts

1:19:57 how quickly it evolves, right? Even if there's a lot of pressure from God knows whatever You know what I mean? it's a fucked up takeover of the US government. Exactly. It's not good to let people weasel around Should it be illegal? president when like, let's find out what the people think. If you guys believe we're married. not just corroded people's trust in the federal government, but potentially annihilated

1:24:22 But it's like the idea is the moment if I've been kidnapped and I actually buy into Six feet distance, that's what it felt like man. That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic There's so many good things in the world, too He's like look here. It is Washington Post. I forget what the subject was This is it. Yes, tell me. ABC News, Washington Post.

1:28:00 don't trust MSNBC because I care about actually one of them. I can't disagree with you. Dude, that is incredible. But yeah. Let him cook! So the idea is like, I infiltrate message boards, post political messages disguised It's kind of amazing, isn't it? You don't have to do that. That's what they know love to sync up and really smart people like to get really good at syncing up

1:30:51 No. this. And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been It's not working you and I and Jamie in a fucking room. Yeah I do mind. That's yeah, I'm tired of you drinking. No. Thank you. I'm kidding. Is that what it is and I think that through the rise of independent journalism one of the things really realizing is that all something has someone has to do is

1:33:41 Because I know that if I ask Coleman about x y or z and he's he's informed available before to any person. Forget it. I mean, it's too difficult. You'd have one It's like, it's too hard to get. You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button. They're coming out of the water. No tell I mean I just there's a civilization under the water the quantum computer with AI. Right. This is like, it's all a part of this like

1:36:29 It's gonna be people screaming. Yeah, that's it flailing and trying to hold on I think it was Crick wrote the, well, I think it's weird. Oh, really? I'm missing that bus the Mars bus a two-year bus. Oh Let's leave him here. habitable worlds is you create not just this nanobot, And then when the wormholes open up you can instantaneously travel to a bit of all planets, right?

1:39:30 outside of the gravity of the sun, planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone. He thinks that Mars at one point Right. Like the Dogon tribe? fucking planet we got to get off of this now earth is ready there's some monkeys Just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now. Sower, S-O-W-E-R. Yeah Other seed fell among thorns, which grew up and choked the plants.

1:43:53 Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. Sometimes the stone is angry at the flower, but sometimes the stone glows with light. It's like the idea is like, If you're so idiotic that you think and you'd be me yeah, but how do you feel it? Because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how I'm giving you an expert review.

1:46:18 He just went down a different path. like all the other ones did. that's what compassion looks like. You got to see also that Terrence is a good guy. I saw something like that. on the degree of the angle of one of the fucking calculations And they were really fucking with fuck it, because he understood When we're breaking down a joke to a minute pause or something. It's the same thing

1:49:07 aren't supposed to engage in science is really fucked up when you look at like the history So you're gonna believe Isaac fucking Newton with Mercury in his hair and his little dollhouse like the Temple of Solomon thought about of which Don Lemon is a high priest have suddenly created Right. That's right. Yeah. That's right, And that is what, again, like a coup or you get rid of the president,

1:52:13 I know it sucks because I try to send you some TikTok shit and you can't look at it. I keep hoping you all of like, I try not to. for a lot of other things. is that the TikTok of a metronome that they're talking about? There's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing. Because if you change this and create this in Photoshop,

1:54:30 So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage, Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick. Thank you. Jamie Jamie super skeptical to the point of being a liberal It's something that's like my net-nit, like Suggma-nuts. It's hilarious. Well, why don't you go to their accounts? So what is they've been caught stealing money, you know They've got a big fucking pot of gold then you know and the people are at the door like I heard you got gold in there

1:57:18 This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable because people know that those are not their thoughts And we think they're one of us. You'll see she's wearing a UFO. That's what I go by. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. You're at the sacred scrolls. There and nobody tackles you. Must be telling the truth. You gotta be legit. Yeah. You're at the podium. You can just buy it?

1:58:44 and jerk off on it. Did he say that? No. vault. They have dudes. No, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it. Yeah, yeah, Ministry of Disinformation. She's like such a loon. And everybody knows that. Can you imagine? and not support their lies with our wallet, voice, or vote. No, I think it's really her. doing. That's what it is. And that's the... It's a good way to go viral. I mean, we just

2:01:31 diamonds in the bathtub just I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. day he's one of the people he had two years left in a sentence but still like Well, here's the problem, man. I mean the the problem is, well, number one, I think, the president anything so I think it's like $400,000 dollars a year, but it's not enough money. We barely pay the president anything. So I think it's like four hundred thousand dollars

2:04:40 No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave you can write books That's trading, that's how it works. Why isn't he letting out Joe Exotic? How is this happening? Can you have a Twitter account? Get him the fuck out. Russ Albrecht first. Okay sure. Yeah. I mean Really? I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere. Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison? Folsom Prison Blues?

2:07:53 Yeah prison. Yeah, you know metaphorically. I mean if there was a simulator and this is again like is this part Seriously, you're thinking about that before you go on stage. I mean, dude, when you think about all the shit that we're talking about, and really bit by a leech. Like you got a parasite. Yeah years And so you lose that power and now what? You know what I mean? Now what? And then you try desperately to like

2:10:32 No purpose. We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide. We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute No, it couldn't happen. a CEO from the company, I and said this year I don't the next few years would just be getting ready. NASA, anthropologists, philosophers, Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! Well, I'm you know it's not going to happen

2:13:42 And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! society, wouldn't you have that society if you wanted to tame the wild primate, wouldn't phthalates, which are these plastics, like microplastics and the chemicals that come They have a word for it, she told me, They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have. Fuck a piece of shit. I think that

2:17:25 Right. that people put on. These are just a conglomeration of opinions that people adopt. Most people Most people are just like deciding that, you know, It's like, this is like Vietnam in reverse. His fucking parent company had to pay untold amounts of money. dancing to a song of these religions, at the very least, they give you a new song to dance to that isn't

2:20:33 And you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps society glued together. disregard their rational mind. In other words, the introduction to the conversation of questions It sounds absolutely nuts. Now, what happens if you pray? And it's like, to me, that should be the experiment of anyone who's skeptical. But if you read the gospels,

2:23:54 That can connect you to the divine and there's a bunch of these different patterns And transcending state propaganda. Like this is like my favorite verse in the Bible. Fuck that. What unit of money was around when Jesus question super good question? I wish I knew it be a clever thing to say It's shekels, son. What are you doing? Well, I'm not gonna believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle if you're bad at pinball

2:26:54 Just falling down not you to pick a ball Some young lady that we we featured on the podcast at one point time was making a ton of money for your hearts Yeah, yeah, that almost what you said. That's not that's not far off from what this says. It's just something better Dude, like- Ari just shits publicly. You'd use a tube if you were a pro. Gas mask.

2:30:12 I want a 3.30 a.m. Taco Bell fart. Dude. That's what I want. I want one of those farts where Some awesome scientists. Oh my God. bed dying, and someone who loved them came up and said I know this is gonna seem weird dad their study one of those jars if found could maybe have the fart from the 17th century. a strategy to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage

2:32:51 Oh, science. Super science. You might get a little water and your farts. Yeah, that's fine Yeah, I recently caught my four-year-old nephew attending the fart into a jar and hopes of saving it for later to surprise great That's a fart when September 11th Thank you. These are some of my favorite podcasts of all time. Thanks, man. This is a weird combination of the two of us.