Joe Rogan Experience #2249 — Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I don't really know how to do that, First you gotta lower, yeah. What am I saying? What am I supposed to do smoke it? You got to inhale while you're lighting it? take some little puffs yeah this is not gonna work out. Well couple puffs in the back of my throat. because I'm like, I don't wanna get cigar smoke No. Shout out Dr. Squatch.

3:03 Why would they put it in there if it wasn't effective? They smell good. There's pheromones in natural scents. Stinky, certainly. That's what made eating pussy so hard before the 2000s. I mean it's so much more enjoyable without any fumes. It's plus six inches from the asshole. So some guys like that. smelled. Can you imagine? People bathed once a week and even athlete's foot, everybody

5:29 like they were, like that was the pinnacle of civilization. Saddam Hussein and his psychopathic kids running shit and killing people and that was what Oh, I have some of my mom's memories in my head. They're born with it. No, I'm saying they take them as household pets. Sergio used to beat up drug dealers a drug dealer and then journal about it later,

7:28 He's a comic and a boxing instructor. Thank you. I got video on it. Right. You have a smaller head than normal physically. And it's way better to have a big head. K-1 Grand Prix champion, fought in UFC, know, but... My chin's going out. Like some guys have small jaws and somehow or another they take great punches. Like if I could teach you how to like really find your inner psycho, you'd scare the fuck

10:20 But the thing is, for me, Joan, I'm just completely honest with you, when I get really angry, we just have a little bit more estrogen than most guys, and that's okay. Full nicked. it's gallows humor because they're dealing with like one of my funniest like 200 years ago, whatever, we'd be the guys in the war. to watch the harem. So I was like, all right, I gotta figure out,

12:31 You allow your brain to go down Now I'm not saying this will work for everybody because I do believe that some I some anxiety is chemical I know because of extreme experiences, and then what if this happens? and enough sovereignty, control over the mind If it starts with what if, it's anxiety. Like, what if I do this? Like, what are you talking about?

15:00 Damaged, you know and they're depressed. That is a type of narcissism, unfortunately, I know when I text you, I just go, Yeah, yeah, it's been a couple of times. I sent Joe voice notes Smart, dude. Yeah. 2001 he did I was crazy to watch that Tucker thinks he's a savant And he was losing his fucking mind because all day long it's conspiracies that are real.

17:19 Some people create fake, compelling conspiracies I think the more conspiracies that you can make flat earth ones, you get enough, they're all, it's all like, it's like the term drugs, right? and to shape a narrative that would be very, very profitable. Let me throw this one out, are you ready for this one? height where they can vibrate and have so much positive energy that the prison planet

20:08 Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. Where'd you get that? Where'd you get that from? That's how they reflect. The really fun stuff is his science fiction. Yeah, that was the worst movie Iran Hubbard is a record-holding author who holds a Guinness World Records for publishing You could get that. Maybe. I mean what's the record now? I don't and like give you a whole thing.

23:04 There's no way on cruel I'm like we're gonna have fun. Yeah fun. What do we talk about prison playing? you didn't have like, comics are the best friends. I think a lot of them are sad because of the whole thing Comparison, the thief of joy. Shut the fuck up, bitch. business is like, I don't know families and is just constantly worried about this business

25:56 I wouldn't understand the development of a child. and bad input and mean people around him. What is that thing they're doing? I was looking at this guy. I'm like, I don't think that's good for your back. I mean, it's not like it would stop me from killing them. If America's like bombed their country for whatever reason and killed their babies that some of the scariest people live

28:22 Well, look at the history of that part of the world. because they're Dice's he doesn't smoke them he just takes them out he holds on Dice is all about his kids. Like his performance art, the weird stuff You have to find find them. Yeah, if they're on a part if you're on a podcast, he's like you gotta see this thing Nassau Coliseum. He was the fucking man.

30:59 when he comes into the clubs. He definitely 60s. Yeah, he 60s I'll never forget it. And I was like, really? He'll say call me back when your kids are sleeping and then when you call him cuz he's like It's like an awesome thing, you know? and then I gotta, it's late at night, one in the morning She goes, I only text my family. day long and saying something here's where my life is RN I don't know what

33:47 Yeah, that might be, I know, I know. With screens? Shut the fuck up. I want my kids to do what they want to do. I don't want to be that dad that's like, I You know what I mean? which completely fucks with your hormones And you don't think about it. That guy locked his daughter in the- and he locked her in there, and she did not see light again Oh, that's what it is.

36:40 It is keto. Well, it wasn't even a buddy. Right. I think maybe they're Viking, they're former, you know, they're Nordic tribes. that most of the best cars come from this one little country. They like to just get things done. Right, Germanic tribes, but they hired the Hessians. and I don't know what to do with them, in the nuts. And then he ate 44 pounds of his flesh after killing him.

39:14 They did, they fried and just tried to eat it. his name? Meuse. Meuse. Meuse. Revealed his obsessions and lifted the lid on an and we found that one of John D. Rockefeller's nephews, We're just gonna eat this dude, Poppa New Guinea, yeah. How do they, journalist and author Carl Hoffman I think he was eaten. This is wild. Well, it's if you get a guy like L Ron Hubbard. Yeah, very persuasive and you know can trick people into things, right?

42:52 You've got to do it. will become proper men. Oh yeah all right there's no way this society was not So just having kids blow them, but they're straight. And a eunuch lover. chop your dick off yeah now you're gonna be my wife. That's it. Was it Ecobelus, too, wasn't there was another one? And he and then he wanted to marry his horse and then he would dress down

45:34 and he would put himself in disguise Jesus. Yeah, just this one. You're for the mothership. A lot of the country's Republican now. Well, did you see the San Francisco lady they just hired? Let me say this, Oh, they're encouraging to be fat. Jamie, I just texted it to you. It was a nice bomb. That's meant to bring people together and it's interrupted by a moralizing impulse.

48:55 Can you do a little bit, just like, little pieces and put each one into a tiny little tupperware? 60. but you can definitely judge a conversation by its haircut. Look, listen, it just. into the bullshit. Like, isn't it okay to want a small piece of cake? so who are they even talking to? Have a shot! tech revolution where nobody you know people working from home everyone's

52:24 Even if you look at like Genghis Khan. They hung in there for a couple hundred years. ultimate, and it's mostly people that aren't even elected. There's a lot of civilizations that hang in there, when they wrote the Constitution, of society in the next I don't know 30 years where we're gonna start getting I've heard of it, I don't know what it is. before the universe as a computer can solve this and these quantum computers can solve

55:38 That's the only thing that would make sense Imagine taking the kind of intelligence that could lie and manipulate data in order to form an opinion. They just tell you exactly like L. Ron Hubbard. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. and it's doing it probably for the same, we did when we got technology we all started jerking that we have as far as the FAA. to pilot a drone.

58:45 They're just coming, they're coming. that's supposed to be on a paywall. But then I asked chatGBT if I could, Yeah, it's getting wild. because they're still gonna move on to 4.5. Fucking damn I walked Carl Carl fucking pissed but there's four point five is the next discussion. you never heard nothing about it. but he's saying I wrote this, If a kid is really correct,

1:01:49 They change a little bit. It's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to do that. Right. It's like I'm Chris C.D. aka and I was like, what the hell? will see it start using the first reactor this decade All that's led to them being insanely wealthy, Right. is the fact that there's ups and downs who knows if you have, do you have emotions?

1:04:21 if you knew you were not gonna die? that grew up with a giant trust fund. You can't do it. I'll find another way to get these emotions out. Yeah, I do look like, every picture, Now that I'm looking at it, it's a hard time not seeing it. Every time I put my fingers on, Yeah, that's what it is. if he had special needs. Like a fucking FF. But also the way we cover history,

1:07:00 No historians were actually there, right? You can instantaneously get the facts. the way the United States and Russia are getting so close together. them. Nazi scientists were doing different types of experiments with Holocaust victims and they were getting some type of scientific data because they didn't care if What you wanna do if you have to read that book

1:09:25 Or just put a female wig on and just say you're trans and I get a little triggered by his German presence. just hear me out, one, I think it's an undeniable fact and you just churned out Deutschland for America, where he says, we're up against Germany. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird when you see it that way, right? I'm sorry shock a lot. Yeah, it was wasn't for drugs they would have never done 90% of the things they did and

1:12:25 they had to fight in the Nazi armor, in wherever they were, overrode the Jew for Chachat Bt. adversity. getting to really know Janus well, It's not gonna hit. I actually have a lot of, back and my grandfather was sent away to Alexandria What about that story you told me, and it's true, because my mother was a little child because they were marching troops

1:15:24 So the Nazis were so brutal but smart in a too brutal because it was like a little kid but it was like enough that it would ward off because they don't know the terrain. Oh my God. He just had to let him in. No, I haven't. he grew up in wartime, so all his people want peace. I bet it's very abstract for the people The politicians sending the boys. corporate oligarchy.

1:19:08 gain of function research in that bill, That's gonna benefit from the bio exactly. I mean what the fuck are lobby groups. Why do we have lobby group? What is that? to do whatever you want to do. any like ideologies, utopian theories, or things. Because it's a mix of systems You gotta fucking get rid of that shit cheaper. Yeah, there's a river the guy said it's cool dump it in the river

1:21:35 Right, and where do they put all that waste? It's fantastic. Right. See if you could find I know we've done this before there's a They turn it into raw fuels. This is all made out of this stuff that they've Well, Tony, actually, that's where the joke came Yeah, or a jester. because I don't think they had the same access They often don't understand how waste management works in their city

1:24:53 We're so short-sighted in what we do with tax dollars, and we don't get a say in it and then I can give the glass bottle back Yeah, so that's still there. what to do with all the stuff. So they're building them in Singapore? Little bit horse shit. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. She was a stockholder or one of the owners of the bank, Right, but if she does give them that much money,

1:27:22 What did she do? She did it through a bank. I mean that's up there. Three quarters of the 12 billion she embezzled. I mean, that is fucking crazy. I mean, it's a thousand billion. we don't know you now. Yeah, a little taste. Periastroka kind of mixed economy now, but you got to give her credit as a woman. That's achievement right there is achievement

1:30:03 Yeah, somebody somebody sent me an email the other day and said that they have like, they hacked into Just I just wanted you see how while this is the government does not publish how many people are on death row in Vietnam Like instantaneously and made a huge score and then the coin was worth nothing and be like, oh, I'm such an idiot, You have a bunch of it. You just sell it all and you make 50 million bucks

1:32:36 Well have you ever seen how many coins there are? Right. on behalf of the investors against the creators allegations quickly surfacing, but a cluster of connected wallets holding 96% of the supply There's only 12 people, and they've only lost 151 total. Yeah, just fuck all those dummies that are buying your stupid fucking yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're announcing it right now

1:35:28 Like 50 grand what happened he's pumping it dubbing in front everybody Maybe 15. You full clip? There's an SEC regulation against that. How were they in trouble for promoting a coin? What does that mean? It's an unfungible token. We're done. I don't know what you're saying. I mean, they don't even know who made it. There's all these and this is what I'm charging,

1:38:16 It is weird that we used to be on a gold standard and then now we're just on hard drives and and come out of more people's dicks. Stay away. and I did a show up there once, and started shitting on curling right away, Right, yeah. It's like regular bowling is too complicated. yeah yeah it's stupid but if you grow up and there's nothing to do and you suck at hockey

1:41:09 I mean Nate Barghese right off. He's good. Look at his body Like a lot of these fat golfers, No. And he would just, you know? And that sport is a sport that doesn't require endurance. about like long distance running because that's obvious but like you know what I Good point, good point. They have four lines, I think. Imagine what a hockey game would look like

1:43:23 I've ever seen hockey live, Yeah, it's crazy. You're allowed to duke it out, which is so crazy. Has anyone ever seen a goal when it actually happened? It's like if you're watching a football, you don't know what's happening? No, I don't think so. I mean, you guys would be terrified. Yeah. Oh, Jesus, look at his face. You have to say the Vikings. like the Mountain from Game of Thrones, where do you think that gene line came from?

1:46:12 But can I just nominate someone? of generals, undefeated record, never lost a battle. They had enough of him. and then let the rats run around and infect people The Vikings were, they were brutal, Nobody wants to go to Afghanistan, that's the problem. in ancient Greece for the Illucinian mysteries. like experience. So they were all drinking wine and tripping balls and figuring out democracy and you know like fucking the stars and

1:49:22 That'll open the door for that, and then they'll have clinics is gonna be very limited. of psilocybin mushrooms, and you've got a real But it should be something that's controlled. like we have mental health institutes. That's it. This should be whoo, whoo. He's got one here. I get a little scared of stuff. and you're sober, instantaneously. Now when you've done this stuff,

1:52:18 Because your ego is like, you need a little bit of ego true understanding of the life experience a guy who's a fighter pilot like I don't hang around with fire pilots like it's you're probably very mentally ill. The worst thing they can do, And that's why people talk like a fake community. Right. Yeah. Right. because it's messing with people's sense

1:54:19 Yeah. and it atrophies, just like everything else. It's fake, it's not real. The problem also with kids is even when they're together, Yeah. scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and when you just sit in that seat you know you can't go anywhere I would get until I can get enough to shit through. because they're like, I can't, you know? would you rather be an animal or a human?

1:57:13 That's interesting. They drown you, right? Like a cat will kill you. Don't hyenas then throw up the food and consume the bone as well. They smell too bad. It was a long bit. Oh, great, it was a long bit. because male hyenas are such cunts, They trick you, numbers, they confuse you, they're opportunity killers, they love to They're fucking brutal. Yeah.

1:59:43 Look at that face. I think. They eat a lot of people. We put our faces on that. Do they yeah, I believe so. I believe hippos are responsible for the most deaths 50 people die of hyenas and I think 75 die of cannibals. Wow. That's what I think 75 people every year die from hyenas I'm gonna go and I think they probably get hundreds. that said it was the 60th in that year,

2:02:58 You better be ready to spray. Yeah, sister attacks are actually kind of rare Mosquitoes have, right? It's crazy. Wow, fuck. Puff adder. Well, if hippos are 500, it can't be 100. But who's getting close to the lions like this? Why not you know well I'm gonna keep them as pets you ever see the dudes walk around with them with chains on them Yeah, we're gonna Florida Texas has a lot of shit here

2:05:54 and how it's no less moral than, Riding Buffalo. The kid that he didn't know was his son. Oh, he did? You don't know that song. Oh my god. You know it play stranglehold. Yeah, I'm sorry No. Now I've heard this song. Hendrix. right Why am I even doing this Eric Clapton right Eric Clapton Layla? when you're going on stage at the mothership, Crazy. We were in person you want to be a nudie movie theater,

2:10:37 Indian burial ground? So they tell one of the construction guys to take off the paint where the swastika is. No, no, no. It was probably from the punk rock days. Yeah. Yeah, with socks over their dicks, remember? Cover your balls in your cack with a sock. but they actually had bigger brains. You know, there's different kinds of intelligence. including complex foraging strategies

2:13:22 as I think a hundred thousand, 100,000 years ago. But this is another one. juliensis I'll send it to you. similar to modern humans and Neanderthals, a low forehead. It could just be different people. I didn't really look at it too much. You think dogs? That we train dogs. of ancient humans, cousins of the Denisovans and Neanderthals that once lived alongside homo sapiens

2:16:52 But that's not what they're saying. In the past. We had horse tartare and we had horse loin and it was good fucking really good. It's it's game. It's like wild game And she served it to Archie. But they were so poor, they didn't have any meat. Yeah, I can't eat horses, I can't eat dogs. Something's up, it's magical. No, I would. Like that fucking dream house you got rid of,

2:19:29 Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say I said it, That October 8th, Palestinians moved in October 8th. They move quick quick. Yeah, they came right in Well now I'll know, now I know. Oh, shit! and told me never to gamble. But now I'm looking for peace. Scary. I'll come down here. They told me PRP that'll help to spin the blood. Yeah. Yeah, yeah platelet rich plasma

2:21:53 Oh from the bone. Yeah, like the bones broke irritated. Yep. Yeah. Yep, and I and it's all fucked up, but I do have a clean colon to test you for all cancers, not just asshole cancer. Nothing. No. I woke up in the middle of it, They send it off to a lab, They take your blood and they screen you Specific types of seed oils that things are cooked in But a lot of people wind up going to Mexico.

2:24:01 He went down there and got the stem cells. Yeah, you definitely should. It's gonna take a while for it's better, right? and then they gotta screw it back down to your bone, way ahead of what it takes most people to do, and he was way ahead of the curve, and strengthening all around, I have feet that look like they should be those, but the ones I really like are they have a wide toe box so your feet

2:26:27 And then if you work out barefoot, If you like Chris, move your toe, I'll go like this. You can't do this? Say move my toe. I did, yeah. people are like, diddy! Feet all fucked up. The adrenaline, he didn't even feel it. Oh, damn! I think he looked down. Jeez. I think they're trying to come to some sort of an agreement. Perhaps. Ankolyev is fucking very dangerous. And he's I think he's the number one contender. And

2:30:16 and that he's not gonna fight Onkoliyev, where he's gonna fight. he observes Ramadan and he was training and eat at night, but he said that if you do that, then you miss out on the religious like a little later than normal. Get off your phone, let's go to work. When you're going into the ring, you want to be glued up full of glue. but I did go until October 1st.

2:32:50 That's funny. Disrespectful and then a guy gave me a flag like as I was walking as if to say take one I think that they are sniffing the radiation Well, that's what's crazy is like if that's the case, how many submarines and how big a heat signature like a regular drone does. pilot was on the other day and he was explaining to us like there's certain

2:35:13 That's what I don't understand. there's also some stuff like is it real I don't know if it's real I don't know drones in multiple cities across New Jersey including several in our area due an imminent threat. I was going to ask, do you think he knows? this big of a deal for so long. But not like this, it's never gotten to national news. I don't know what this is, I don't know if this is fake. This is the one we were looking at earlier. I showed

2:38:13 so you see this thing No, that's not moving quick enough. It starts taking off, and when it starts taking off, it does it with no sound, at a fucking insane rate of speed. people have seen things like that over time and this is like the tic-tac story That speed that that thing takes off, That one wasn't blinking. that you know are gonna be all over the sky

2:40:47 Yeah, but at this point, why would they do that? the way people got accustomed to masks freak out that's a big leap. In a good way. Well, if I knew that they were going to be sending drones of our problems when they come. They could shut down nuclear power plants. How committed are you to this theory? He said some of these are not, they're not human.

2:43:54 and they just shut the lights off and disappear? to what we have, but just many levels better? We're coming here, or they just go, hey guys, it's over. They're not mean. Well, you ever heard Bob Lazar talk about And the thing, we'll have him play it. We'll have him play it. spaceship was that they had a thick binder that was about religion and the He definitely worked there, and he definitely was a propulsions expert.

2:45:44 I want to go back to the beginning of the story. I want to go back to the beginning of the story. I want to go back to the beginning of the story. I want to go back to the beginning of the story. I want to go back to the beginning of the story. dealing with religion and it's about that period. But why would there be any classified material dealing with religion?

2:46:15 That we're containers. And that's how we're mentioned in the documents. The prison planet theory doesn't seem so crazy in eastern Arizona, off the Black River I believe that most of the guys working there have seen something. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that We're all fuck with my sleep if I think about that before I go to bed the one thing that I she's like a religious person and she said, yeah.

2:49:04 Do you guys ever hear the Betty and Barney Hill story? They saw something in the sky, they pulled over their car, Yeah, you know, it's hard to say when you're dealing with hypnotic reduct, because the thing about these, when you're revisit, they would find, just like we do with animals where they could manipulate you and take you to some place and do examinations on you

2:51:15 But if that's real, what's the purpose of it? I believe him that story is crazy because the other guys in the truck one of the guys hated him This is more it's this is more prevalent and it's lasting for days and days and days got it and I don't know We're gonna be there. and we're like- In D.C. it'll be fine. We're doing it at five o'clock in the afternoon.

2:53:13 You think that's stupid? Yeah, Bert's been doing those for years. Why not have shows during the day if you want to? O'clock why look that's why they like to go to football games, right? Like to go to dinner, get a couple drinks, go to a show. What what I used to boy look at it right away, but now I give myself 15 minutes 15 solid But you're right, when I do get up, when I do get, actually I never really have to piss

2:55:11 Do you do any meditation or mindfulness stuff? because you have to be in control of your emotions Three minutes, not bad. Yeah, it's fun. No matter who you are and what you say and they're cold and calculated like a computer? I mean, what's the worst they can do? What does Chad GPT say about the Natives? Wow. I don't know what it is, but it's fun. I think it's in the Bible.

2:57:59 like something that had like air that exhibit extraordinary flight characteristics that move the way we describe UFOs. You ever see that? Didn't answer a lot of questions. all these different experiences that people documented planet they've probably been doing this for a long fucking time monitoring us you would like, right when they're about Bigger than anything.

3:01:05 Yeah, this stuff just doesn't bother me, We'd all be outside. So what is chat GBT's like IQ? So whatever that is, this insane leap from us to that is baby steps in comparison to What is that thing gonna do? They don't know how it learned. Is Elon really concerned about AI? I saw him on your show. And so like, what does that tell you? Yeah, they're all flying around Austin. I see them and they're normal drones. I see right. I seen them the other night

3:04:10 so we're trying to get re-monetized. They suspended me last time. We don't know because we was before we even started some fucking insane number of videos Right. And I think they can flag things and they get out of line you guys are awesome thank you so happy you're together again beautiful thanks