Joe Rogan Experience #2253 — Theo Von Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right? I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night like recently No. I mean it's like I guess it's like 80 pound test or whatever. Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. I think we're starting. were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America. Leaving your kids at home to go get one or something if you're lying and yeah, you're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day Well, they're so good and they come in that little bag. It almost has that they come in the unmarked bag, you know

3:42 bit of help. to set boundaries and more. One of the best ways to get into therapy is BetterHelp. It's Yeah. I'm going to get me a double-double from in and out. It's just patties with cheese on it. Mmm. And there's no hate. It's so good. I just resigned my Missouri sushi, dude I have a block on my computer. Food do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all? I love onions too

6:57 You know? I never really saw it anywhere else. But like tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing. I never really saw it anywhere else. If you don't mind, Jamie. That like only like Andrew Huberman can tell you about you know some weird ingredient like some back it like a back-end magnesium And just say, just God put a touch in there, he knew it.

9:04 No, I haven't had that dude Now you'd like it or what, motherfucker? I haven't had that. Just for doing everything that they do dude. I feel like every week. We should have a round of applause for Mexican people Working 12 hours a day like what the fuck are you talking about? I knew a Mexican guy He had to leave work to go to his job And what does volume mean? Volume of punching?

11:40 highlight. Because when he was in his prime he one of the greatest fights of Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez jr. High excuse me Chavez senior highlight Look at this. He about to cook this brother. That was Meldrick Taylor What made him so good. What made him well, you know, what makes a fighter? punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor. And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meljick

14:48 Might have been five seconds. So 17 he goes down. So 17 he goes That's why that's why a referee has to protect the fighter because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice you're saying right that's why that's why a referee has to protect a fighter from a cut if Wow. that are coming up. And there's probably a formal, let's see, find out like what is the

17:20 You have to set up some you have to know what's going on because sometimes especially like submissions and things like that Oh like a pipe and wouldn't let go wouldn't let go the legs so guys beat happen He wouldn't let go but there's an unsportsmanlike aspect. Do you feel like sure that's on sportsmanlike at a certain point? Immediately when the person taps. Yeah, when the referee stops the fight, you got to let go immediately

20:12 Oh a wound that he had as a child like on the farm. They glued it together Well, you look like one of those kind of eggs like in that little cage or whatever at the gas station imagine if you were living off those eggs the farts you would have you're like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs Pepsi saying the saying Does he?

23:16 Yeah, he's really committed. Yeah, like I text Alex all the time. I know him. I'm still in touch with them. Yeah, like I text Alex all the time When people think that people have been co-opted by the government. Raking a lot really This guy on the left looks 15 years younger. Yeah, so yeah, if you didn't have stuff like this you would be like that's not the same guy

26:01 that he I where if you're a public person, But is that unethical, when one person can call themselves Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do. Was it really him that they found out? Yeah, so you just wanna shed your skin, you know, like taking away the anonymity. Now, I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like, no, they're bots, because I think that way, I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe.

28:38 cultural issues or voting issues or political issues. Especially these days there's like there's not as much, you know So good them at DraftKings, the number one place to bet touchdowns. Ready to place your bet? Try betting The crown is yours. issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming gaming resources see dkng.co slash audio. You take talks about issues.

32:26 So there's a whole business in this and I'm sure the Republican Party did it too. It's so crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that we think of today. Yeah, they want less inflation. They want safety on low crime if that is I'm only doing this amulets up until we get married You're a fucking maniac. Meanwhile, that guy can vote, that's the kind of guy

35:40 that people think that famous people So I was just texting her and saying, Does it seem like that at all? Well in Hollywood all was always one way member what four years ago I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about your kids would get in trouble and this and that. what you could say, what you can't say.

38:36 They arrested thousands of people anti-migrant you know they have a migrant crisis over there in Europe. People can deem I don't think you should have to carry that around. But the problem is, if you do that, This guy was analyzing the amount of Twitter people that are bots and this was a contentious issue, Operations Officer, studies bot traffic. Here's why it's plausible that more than 80% of

41:25 cause you're like, you're seeing this guy dunk on that guy. But if you do have that and you don't know who's doing what yeah So you have this conundrum on one side you're gonna have this completely manipulated environment that's done by corporations Well, that's how you get to dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris and the liberals like yeah boom Bizarre I mean it's a thing nasty everything has gotten so bizarre dude

44:43 You don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs, dude So this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals My rich cousin is missing. Where is he and they're like? I'm watching too much. I'm absorbing a lot. I'm learning things. But do you think like um The idea is that you you wanna be able to vet I always have to wonder, like, what are you trying to do? If you're just trying to let everybody in and not check,

48:04 and give them money to go north It's not fair and if you want to protect the best aspects of the world, you got to They should train cops better. They should pay them more They should make them more respected. Yeah, I saw the make make people appreciate cops instead of like think of them as the enemy The problem with all people is they're gonna vary There's gonna be some people that can handle pressure and and some people that can handle having power and being a boss

50:19 You've all had that too. What is the worst thing that's gonna happen I saw horrible murder scenes. It's one where this guy was beating up this female cop and his daughter was telling him to stop. of the sickness of society. It's the illness of society that we don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it. It's a sign of the sickness of society.

52:10 the problem is not And then also they could just say they hacked, even possible and whether or not it can be detected because if they're doing it that are doing the attack goes through so many levels you're kind of in a world of your own. You're only if somebody's like whistling or whatever. If you like every now and then just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a couple pickles

56:05 back? I'm not sure. And what meaningful, like what progress has been made where you're saying our endocrine system and it's shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and Dude, well said, bro. in the healthcare industry, and like health and wellness, It's all of your food like this could be a problem was everyone's on fucking Monsanto. I can nobody can sleep anymore

59:09 on the path of artificial intelligence. There's quite a few and they get people get mad you're probably just gay. No, that's always been a thing too. now it's LGBTQI right? because my a buddy of mine who lives in Utah, his wife worked at a public school. Oh, how is that transphobic? So it's like, if you can't just transgender people Narcissist probably you're probably a loon or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing

1:03:29 low sperm counts, smaller testicles and penises. genderless thing yeah genderless like no tits that stuff under a weighted blanket There's no questions. I'm catching a BJ. Oh, I had a dream. I was on an airplane one time dude. I was flying to Philadelphia, right? And I had a dream that I was doing oral sex, right? Yeah, and uh noise female dog they don't care they grab a hold your leg does that mean he's gay? No means he's crazy horny

1:07:25 In the morning, and you're like hey, hey, hey, hey that they can pay activist groups, Who's on MSNBC? The old dude? have this sweet little lamb shank for 90 bucks yeah the best of both worlds so You're like, is he gay? Pretending that they're trans because I was getting them a lot more views that my identity is not your costume. It's very short-sighted because you should be pro trans even if it's fake trans right

1:11:10 and gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes I'll tell you what if I could just crop out that right to it. I could I could rub one right to ice a little you're not gonna pay an extra 30 bucks? do you think that science has us headed Not on my Instagram feed. That's so great. That's so hypocritical. I Like, because the only way, because then it's only your standards. Because if you want that kind of

1:14:50 a certain point it just gets ridiculous it's like you can you know No, you're just meeting chicks? doll Monica Beverly Hills is involved is this like a far left-wing blog because Allegedly faking his own death and claiming it was a hack as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes is an experimental for five months so what did he did it for five months. So

1:17:35 Right. There's people that are perverts for sure and pretend to be trans so they can go to women's rooms for sure oh yeah That was another thing if a woman said I really need to urinate in here, you know Well listen, for whatever, maybe the guy's gay A little bit. But you can't make me go along with it. I see what you're saying. I'm not saying that long nails and say you're a girl, but you can't make me go along with it

1:20:11 And if it's like trans men in the men's room, Right. Because it's all one direction, isn't it? would listen on and all female are not created equal there's a giant curve between like the I'll be me. What about that family restroom that always has dude? I'll tell you this the worst thing is I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him, I heard you know.

1:23:10 Oh my god, have you ever seen the video where speaking of Alex Jones where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones? During congestion time so during so crazy. I think it's 5 a.m.. To just trying to ruin that city man Oh, for sure. bureaucracy, and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in. It's He ain't in debt no more. I didn't want to get it back to him and all of a sudden they put Paul McCartney in the Super Bowl

1:26:04 I got a smoke a cigarette one second take a joke take a shuttle Joey DS Facebook Twitter check yourself Check yourself before you wreck yourself big dicks in your ass He he looks I think that's his real skin color you do. Yeah, I think that is okay. That's a rumor the point is You know what I'm saying? It might even have some weird like melanin name like melanol on a line or so. Yeah, I

1:29:15 Bro people have hammered on that guy so much, but you see Lee so man It's all fake. Look like I though look if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens was new. You have to think about this. If you go back and watch movies, like one of Here we are. Like Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake. Yeah. the old one the claymation way yeah, oh there the snow is moving around Rudolph snowman

1:33:05 Good evening, Manitoba. You don't know who that guy is you're not getting any of him. That is a mask Do you think that they'll take Canada into be the 50s? But you got to do it without stripping people their rights like, well I guess America is kind of this, Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate, right? So in this moment of chaos that we're

1:35:32 Yeah, otherwise very reasonable successful people what why are you doing this yeah some people tweet all day Elon tweets all day all day But again like without seeing both this also never seen a picture of the other guy. I don't think that could be AI they could for sure have a Oh, you guys are so ridiculous. For real sent me in the middle night. Yeah

1:38:26 You bang your fucking head into the nightstand like It must be more common because of phones oh yeah people are time a lot of clicks right so that explosion is not real can I see that again wouldn't that... All right, in theory, it could be real, but this is the only video of this that this could be Utah, right? Where you get that effect of separation and still be natural it?

1:41:48 You know it's covering a lot of distance Those arguments are now out the window because we know the drones are real, right? start looking at some of the other shit they posted. It's a little... What is... Oh it's a Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up. Yeah, that's crazy This just happened that was like a story that was in the news.

1:45:22 that he landed in Russia. He knows? He's not bullshitting about what he knows. Yeah. And that's why he gets these It's a bullshitter's mindset. you. These people that are, they're doing a totally different thing. And I did hear that rumor. What do you think the amount is He can fight whenever he wants to fight. He just knocked out steep a me o chitch. So give the man's months give the man five or six months

1:48:59 He's the goat he retires. He's got plenty of money. He's got an opportunity to do some acting. from conversations with you. God give me one of those gay steaks Yeah, they always add ones but the one that pisses me off the most they add the a that's asexual. Hey stay out of it Do you think it should be one person, one vote? There's theories, but the theories suck.

1:51:50 And then there's 24. Tim Walz guy was actually saying that. Hate speech. Free speech does not include hate everything just felt like, dude, people in New York are. And I don't mean like invaders. better with Eric Adams and this Kathy Holchel ladies out of her fucking mind. Like you're We're the United States of America, Yes, but it's like best for the population. Because when the people get into control, they enforce that,

1:55:44 just saw a thing where they oh oh yeah, well, that seems like the scariest thing because it's like, well, how do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here are like the beliefs there? What is that thing? Is this bullshit? Because there was some patrol group of Muslims in I just saw two election count. The numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really? Now

1:57:36 Right. going to do your podcast. So this is what we're going to do. So we will right now, we'll stop, we'll take a piss, Shane's coming down, we're coming to the club.