Joe Rogan Experience #2266 — Brian Simpson Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. You know, you get a couple of whiskies and you start talking shit. one concern was like sometimes he'd be saying shit. Right. Well, that's because the machine was behind him, right? He said, yes, you did, sir. And so there's a bunch of people behind him that want to do things and they think it's were here and the Biden administration had left them here and they allowed them to stay

2:55 the average people that should always fall short a couple of votes. Trump is talking about getting No. It's trade agreements. So he wants tariffs and everything. That's what he that's what he threatened the the guy from Colombia with We don't make phones. I think there is. iPhone 11 it's like five years old I don't notice when I'm using it okay long

5:59 He makes it like the only phone they need to bring back to Nokia phone them those brick phones. Yes because I realized what everybody has, to do about that. in the mornings. Ingredients in AG1 are selected for absorption, nutrient density, and potency, I'm interested to see. That's not necessarily true because you can motivate people. There's a real power in free motivation.

9:11 that we are going to turn the health of America around Yeah, she did. Fuck this healthy shit. Yeah, it's like they attached Obama to Obamacare, and all these things where people are getting paid, It's playing a financial game. climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and they'll fuck that might be the one health care might be the one thing that

12:22 the greatest presidents he would be like it be, I think it would be a whole different area. And that was all the information you had. The country's gonna lose money. to keep getting it. It probably doesn't even matter what kind of diet as long as you're like committed You make money out of it because everybody makes more money First, that's the number one thing.

15:29 On TV trying to motivate people to do this and you see him working out like maybe that's the thing you need that takes you You're gonna do better with whatever you're doing in life Why not try to like fucking gaslight people until you got to wear a mask in your car or Trump eats nothing but McDonald's, drinks Diet Cokes, sharpest attack 78 years old

17:09 It looks like he's doing it the right. He doesn't look like me if I was doing I'd be a fucking spaz Mean but he is doing better than I would do. Oh, way better than me. I mean, he plays tennis. There's video of him playing tennis. There's like photos of him playing tennis. But that dude just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long like Why bleed so much nobody talks about it anymore?

19:26 It was real recent. forces TV show where they did something. So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator. Everybody's saying it doesn't make sense. To shoot an arrow through it my arrow exploded that thing solid steel found the terrorist passports, the planes went into the fucking World Trade Center some stuff in there about drones and what was he saying?

22:31 First of all, that's not true. That was not his first car. No, no, he had a different car dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed. to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico, but I won't because they know CAS that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. USFORA continued strikes after spotting civilians So I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either.

25:43 So Google what his first car was Oh. He came and got his car. Bitch, if your first car was a 2007 Mustang, Yeah, yeah, yeah. super capable sports sedan from This world that we live in today is so fun. Twitter search didn't show anything and I hit latest and still No, that's not what I'm even bringing up. No one on Twitter is talking about it. it's like four weeks ago but how just write, will you do me a favor

29:58 I think that's too specific. touchdowns is key to hoisting the Vince Lombardi Trophy and you have a shot to score big by In Connecticut help is available for problem gambling call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. So are you telling me that he's blowing himself up and shoot himself the same time like does he have a button on his left hand? You get January 16th.

32:52 email. This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated. That's it. Maybe his parents registered it. If your first car was a 1998 Mustang, They the worst people. So it foolish it they the work those they're worse people That's that midlife crisis. What you mean EcoBoost? and they take off and you hear that sound? became boxes they became fuel-efficient boxes but Corvettes always had that and

35:52 that's ever been built. Corvette Z1. ZR1. It's got a giant wing on the back of it. It's literally a race car I think they're coming to Austin soon. From like Ferrari or McLaren or something like that. Everybody should drive a stick shift Miata. I was like bro, we shouldn't do that. Yep. It was like it was like the end of a parade or something and there were girls in the street in this guy It was a bunch of motorcycles went by but only one girl got hit. Oh god. But it was like oh god. Oh man. That's uh. Vehicles. Yeah but you can't you can't. So you didn't see this thing today.

39:40 a bunch more people. Helicopter collides with a American Airlines jet it's like we live in such a ridiculous time. I wonder if somebody important was on that jet. use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters, but also to fly jets. And This is consumer grade shit that didn't exist a while ago and exists now. not, if it is being piloted by a person, how do they not have sensors that detect where

43:04 why wouldn't we put sensors on the helicopter? Small flight. the sweetest most delicate people like twirling around the ice I mean we think of them like they're almost like You know about all kinds of shit that happens Or like Alaska was like, yo, we're going to fucking ruin their reputation. and the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need. They were the most sophisticated phones.

46:03 It was an amazing phone. So wouldn't it make sense that if they're a part of it, they're integrated into it physically, Do you think we make the chips? Some sort of electronical backdoor into almost everything that we have No. So he gets stuck with his troop. He's embedded with in the military and then this guy is terrified for his life and his his op- The reporter? The reporter's terrified for his life.

48:57 I'm watching the video right now, but that's- And then the question was back then, so was this 2005? Whether you have to get access to the actual car itself No way. does that Corvette have onstar so the what the way they sell you onstar is they say well Brian which is not always you, is going to have power. And they're gonna just be able to shut your fucking car off.

51:38 They just shut your car off. Mandatory. Comes with mandatory OnStar subscription. Can't get sleepy behind the wheel and they're probably not the most reliable people. Anyway, they're literal drug runners I mean sure who stopped selling drugs when they get away with it nobody right why would they stop doing that right? Yes, you could stop it from coming into the country, but you're not going to stop a demand.

53:57 you have a drink, you guys want to do a shot? They're going hard. I think meth gets you to go hard Suck so bad. They're like drugs is their only Cause like, what else the fuck you gonna do? People are never gonna stop getting high. But the way it's implemented, because I So if you just say you can just do drugs wherever you want, just do whatever you want, everything's

57:03 Whatever the fuck they're doing these people they're trying to escape right and There's somebody calling you a socialist right now in the comments. That's it's it's true that's a good way to look at it. It's like imagine the fire be for the best, some stuff can't be for profit. Right, it didn't seem like a bad, except he was doing it for profit. video? I think we played on the podcast where this woman talked about how she

1:00:32 scenes that are trying to make money. Especially if you're doing something Something you need new stuff all you're not gonna live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you're living like that Some sort of anti-anxiety medication It's like the easiest person allowed to is yourself Mm-hmm like you probably feel like shit you get their first paycheck and you go you start twisting shit

1:02:32 That was the wildest thing about the whole thing. life health. about was it a family member or like he'd had a back surgery that screwed him up? who knows how many people. Everybody got fucked over by a traitor. Yeah, but I just mean, I don't think he is as hated as, them want to make, I mean, they have an obligation. They need to make more money next quarter.

1:06:03 you find out that there's software that will allow you to make more money and all you care about and just have an ethical insurance company Don't you think the type of person that we even want every month for 10 years. Yeah, we got to educate our society. Lawyer can help you understand your rights and determine if the denial was made in bad faith like, you're fucked.

1:08:16 That's a great law. Most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward its investment practices, and its treatment of patients. We just checked and you don't have fire coverage and so that now you're fucked that sounds crazy. That's crazy, right? He fixes everybody's knees on the Lakers. defense attorney that you know,

1:11:03 to get an ACL surgery. Yep, you definitely tore your ACL, Brian. because you're gonna go under. Like that's the shitty part. They're completely fucked. there's fires, the same thing's happening super suspicious that big crazy fire right did you see any of that on the 405? Yeah was insane And he's an arsonist. Like a known arsonist. So he's probably starting fires.

1:14:19 I feel like if you go to prison for arson, 350 billion dollars and Somebody started one up there or something started one up there the 2018 where they opened up the water from the north to come flow freely down to the south Don't they don't they do all that shit? they do like control burns and all that stuff every year? These are fires in a different spot

1:16:59 a person starting the fire? He had a blowtorch in his hand and they made like a citizens arrest. Yeah, but how you gonna light your shit? See? If it's made in America, it's going to cost more. All right? Otherwise, China's going Huberman film people starting fires Andrew Huberman I mean, it's the palisades. I didn't man. It's the best one ever. Yeah. Easy.

1:19:40 The Palestine thing is nuts. No, I don't mind people send me the news, but I just don't actively go seek it out Yeah, this is crazy fucking destroyed. I mean, the number of people that are dead now is off the charts. Uh-huh. Tents. Tents. Tents. This seems crazy. but I think we kind of need to pay attention nowadays. That's they're doing a real good job of confusing people

1:23:43 Really the design of that story is to get you distracted They found a asteroid. Oh panspermia, yeah, and Salt on that right wasn't there salt on that rock as well So that means it has all the building blocks of life and it comes from salt water and a That comets hit us and that's where we got the water. All of it is like what are you saying or like okay? Oh that gravity is different in different places

1:27:10 What it's like just space-time moving in a different way like what happened? is at least 22 billion years old. It's like 14 plus billion years old, so it's like a little bit older than what they think there's two things possible maybe we were wrong about how quickly galaxies form maybe Or maybe the next time you come in here point whatever billion years old but maybe as old as 24 billion years old or maybe

1:29:44 You know, they're talking about like They're operating on a different level. you in a way that like you like I don't even know what you're saying. Yeah, bro, like I don't have that the stealth bomber, all these different things, even the Manhattan Project, you develop things How many things can be hacked? Maybe part of what he's saying is true. Yeah

1:33:06 Yeah, the the new alien Romulus, yes, have you seen the new one? Oh, yeah It was great. It's fucking actually I saw it. That was the first time I actually enjoyed Ha but you but you can I just didn't realize it for way too long. Alien 2 was like that, though. I liked Covenant. Prometheus is pretty good, but they had this story to tell about seeding DNA and the fucking

1:34:58 These guys. Have a Prometheus 2. It's gonna be old articles. I'm just I hope they do another one Right. So that's what made it more exciting. That thing would fuck her up in that robot suit. It's called, like she's a mortal, can you look that up? Yeah, I've seen her in person It's Nosferatu. I'm saying it. had to kill the vampires, but it's a Marvel comic guy.

1:38:50 really about the vampires yeah right it was like they were the enemy and he was But you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, it doesn't have to be good for me to like it. It's really good, dude. there's this one scene where you get to see, like, It's good. But you gotta see it, like this is a very toned down version of it. It's incredible.

1:41:16 and then eventually you get to really see them. Cause it's like, cause, cause, cause, cause like, horror is like, seeing the monster and Why is Johnson dead? Jaws, yeah. Book he's making those he goes he goes you fuck this motherfucker and hunt people that's uniquely scary. Yeah, right just but just their arms. Uh-huh Yeah... If that was like a director today, like the same director that did Nosferatu. He'd be like cut cut

1:44:31 but he was the best Conan. Like that kind of build. Like a big strong guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also it's he wrote books about Conan the Conqueror and It was my first like John Wick. And he got thrill out of imagining him being Conan the Barbarian and conquering lands and Yeah. like stylistically except for like The Northman. That's like one of the best Viking movies.

1:48:12 Robert E Howard books were great so the same guy did Nosferatu did Northman Medieval werewolf movie. Oh boy. And the primary Like that Benicio del Toro one. That was so stupid. They're like, ah, it looked just like a person To or something he's going chasing after this deer. I'm a wolf look. He just looks like a regular guy Look he's running This is one good scene.

1:51:41 and so we're gonna show him To him, it seems very real. me I'll see. I can't! Everything else is great. Was, right? And there's something about CGI and they're playing porno films kills everybody and then bursts out onto the street look on his face and at the end of the scene you see the wolf enter into the frame at the You know what I'm talking about?

1:57:32 that's not it that was the sequel right here no no it's on there it's got that I wanna be special. Dancing up on the screen like a pretty girl's in the picture. I know what I've done. You know what I'm saying? within eight hours of each other this and so this New Orleans guy turns down And I'm on a complete opposite end of the spectrum exactly. I like to hear people that's into it talk about it

2:01:26 That one doesn't make any sense I saw, bro, did you see this shit? Of course it didn't. Well, to what? He would go to their churches and debate their leaders. but it was like, I think you gotta be a special kind so that he would have these conversations with these people, they have the right one. That's a real problem. But I think the desire for religion seems to be a part of the structure

2:04:30 And also to have a daddy. There was also a school. I know they were a Christian school, but on Sunday That's better. Because you can learn your a gang of wives who you get a pump. The fucking guy who ran for president? because of religious persecution and part of that was The cartel mistook them for someone else or someone did and there was like this real problem. I don't know what happened

2:07:45 it was a woman and her child was killed by the cartel. Six children. Oh my God. Oh my Investigators believe the three vehicles traveling between the Mexican states Jessup excuse me, three of the children have very A case of. It said, Castaneda said there were longstanding tensions between the families and the cartels. They did that shit somewhere. Like, you know, is that what they're gonna do forever? They're just gonna keep these guys in that cage for the rest of their lives

2:10:51 How many of those people weren't actually in a gang? it's not Venezuela. It's El Salvador. Look at that. Oh my god. They just said fuck it. We're But also, if you grow up in that community, How do you sustain that, too? we done. Nothing's going to fix this shit, bro. We're cooked. We passed the point of When you go play a team, They take the penalty for losing too, but just to ruin your day.

2:13:19 No, it's not in cells. We can all win or I can win. like if it was more people like you, we would be good. of all to attract exceptional exceptional people and then kind of like that people could fix on their own. So like, if you hit me with some last minute shit, That's a bad situation. I love going to a restaurant alone. It's like the more people that come,

2:16:12 There was this one time, I don't wanna say the time, Oh, and don't forget, Vegas was great. If I hear that it's gonna be more than six, Yeah, but yeah, I just don't like being in big groups. Your is essentially let me tell you about some stupid shit Yeah you think about all these different variables. Oh, and they would fight? Whereas dumb people don't think that.

2:19:02 Why am I doing this? could burn your house down. That's what it's like. But the intelligent people are the ones And if you're you're driven and you really work hard and you enjoy it. Yeah, you could get pretty far He got hit a bunch of times in that fight. at utilizing distance and also having a strategy. No. Like, Rampage stopped him when the UFC,

2:21:24 because Chuck is a really good wrestler and just a ferocious were going to send ufc fighters over to um over to pride to fight the best pride guys and chuck was I think he just got on top of him at one point in time. Rampage in his Prime was mother fucker. Young guys are, you know how they are. Because that's like, that that's like like if Randy couture say something out of pocket, right?

2:23:56 What year was that? I'm a guess I'm a guess oh five was it 2007 Yeah, Rampage knocked out Vandale Silva. way past his pride right no he was in his prime man he was still in his prime Yeah, that was awesome. That's how you win the title. You're like, what happened? They're just in, it's just chaos. I feel like Herb Dean like dive it, motherfuckers right right move them. Well, you got herbs a big guy

2:26:49 Yeah, you can't be 125 pounds I met Herb Dean. He stopped? Yeah. What happened to him? Is he still reference? I don't know We need someone reliable when you got a guy like Mark Goddard who almost never fucks everybody is gonna fuck up you think a guy got knocked down, but he didn't. He just tripped. And it looks like he got But if you saw that fight and if that went to the distance and you said, oh my god

2:29:38 He's winning, you know, and maybe the people at home are like fuck you the other guy was winning of the sport. It was incredible. It was so well matched. They went back and forth. Umar Accelerating and it looked like Umar was starting to get tired. See I thought see I tuned in at that point and Marab was pushing the pace. It's insanity. Yeah, but he's sitting there standing up

2:32:14 They're fucking crazy. You have to have that work ethic. Olivera is one of the best in the world. Rocked. You might have been there. That's one dude that, like, I believe because he was damaged from the car accident. switch hitting. He'll go from Southpaw to Orthodox and be just as good and trip you Alright Brian Simpson, let's wrap this bitch up bring it home

2:35:09 I wanted to thank you for sending people to go watch that clip of WAP on YouTube. Bye, everybody. Thanks for watching!